Happy internet birthday!

Happy internet birthday!

Celebrating four years of Blood-chan

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trump 2016

Nice pic.
...Birthday?

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...

whoops. wrong image. Oh well. I need it posted regardless in case Sabs sees her.

who is this hole troll

how do we celebrate

I like how they have a thing that says roof just in case you didn't know.

Thanks and today is the day I first came to 4chan I remember it well because it was the same day as "niggers tongued my anus"
Then in August 2012 I started posting in animu threads


Just be happy

my sister. She live(s) near austin where sabs does. A missing persons report was just filed because she's been gone and no one has seen her.

It's there for uniformity

I remember that day.

Was funny.

Ooh, alright. Grats!
I started posting here on the 9th of March, 2013.

she's at my house mate

oh my god

I hope she's okay

here i go

CALM DOWN

I wish.


Me too.

Done

-licks-

NO

lul

...

DON'T DO IT

YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

I was in 8th grade and I didn't know what the fuck was going on lmao

Why didn't you celebrate your birthday???

No drugs on my birthday ._.

-hugs tight- you're the best

happy birthday c:

Another reminder of how fucking old I am I guess.

Now I'm even happier

Why would anyone care?

Hi

yuck

Never go for double.

S I S T E R

HRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMNMNMGHGHH

Someone brush my hair

Thank you so much Nezi -hugs you tightly- When is your internet b-day?


Aw don't say that. Being old is a good thing because it means you're a little more wiser than those younger than you


Lol stop trolling me >_<

Random facts are always good to know.
I recall Soto and Colbs posting in animu threads 2 months later and it just got boring as hell since then... It never recovered


Hey boo~

Wish me a happy birthday. I'm 4 now

get

Whahaha.
So, what's with you postin' Ema?

Nothing :p

I don't even remember the month I started posting.

Jeez.

awwwh fuck
ema was bloodchan
i just realized now
god i hate this cunt

GG.


Suuuure.

CMON MAN
IT WAS OBVIOUS

Don't worry I'll find out later

that would be nice

I'm not trolling

I started posting Ema in /lewd/. I was never really trying to hide myself or my personality, I just wanted to know who in cyber a 14 year old... the list was pretty big hehe
i cybered almost everyone there


iirc it was around the same time I started posting as user Alice (Anolice) And I was the only nice one to you...


Then you're genuinely happy?

lmao

When exactly was this though

ergh

Yes!

Means I'll die faster. Whoopty fuckin' doo.

I totally forgot how to do this

the end of 2013-ish
lol just be patient


Then I'm happy too ;-;
when is your internet birthday?


But aren't you like 18 years old? sheesh

If you want to live longer live in boring ass North Carolina where time stands still


You're insane

Really? Whahahahahahaha.
pervs

I haven't been eighteen in a long ass time.

LOL

are you going through the archives?

I love it.

My guess would be. Manaka went to sleep.

How lovely.
eh this one, my post on aneki

kek the oldest guy i cybered there was 43 years old :x


How old are you now if you don't mind me asking?


Yus ^^ but like... it doesn't that far back...hmm

2 old

tfw I know exactly which soraka image neru used


yeah
maybe late 2012?

should be worth saying literally nobody even touched at ema in the threads because he was 14

should also be worth saying there isnt even a 43 year old poster on /lewd/ lol

WEW.
I gotta say though, you were adorable.

p sure there were a few

there was fortune
lol
that was it

and cherub I think

does cherub count as a person?
he's a big fat mess

...

hi

Hm?

kappa

...

Omg I love that episode! I have to watch it again


Hmm... very likely... but I would have remembered your ass...hmm


wow really? It was tough keeping up that innocent persona... there were times where I wanted to blowup at everyone

I think i have anger issues...


Everyone
boo too

lol dont act like you werent trying to go after that 14 y/o dick crazy hard fortune

i will go into the archives to prove this

Hi Grim.

...

I kinda figured it was you after like 4 days, but I was never 100% certain.


Sure. But why not just ask 'Ema'?

...

You do, yes.

Remember that time you considered my as waifu?
Yeah me neither

me*

lol if u havent noticed mate bloodchans mentally retarded

Your personas have a trend, and Ema fit in there.

Autism always has a trend

Aren't we all mentally retarded?

no

I feel the sleepies real now

Irrelevant, even if true.


That ain't Autism.

Boo would post in the /lewd/ threads every time he saw me. He and Desu would hit on me the most

They were the thirstiest

Boo even got banned for hitting on me

...

well as u can see here

8ch.net/lewd/res/154074.html#154086

i dont even talk to you in any /lewd/ thread where youre around

i only reply to you when you reply to me first

actually nobody talks to you

its a pretty pathetic attempt at trying to live out your pedo fantasies anyway

...

I love all the old episodes... The new ones are too liberal hipster garbage no one gives a fuck about...

It's not even creative


Was it the creepy stuff I said?


No I'm beyond perfect in every way

That sounds pretty stressful.
I still think nuke is my favourite map, along with aztec.
1 tie and 1 victory, that's it for the day.

You are a retard. All my posts were deleted

Go run in traffic

example number two

ema avoided like a bad day

8ch.net/lewd/res/185619.html#185619

More or less.

whats up with all your short answers?

How'd I do?


Yes. But also the fact that you used a blackhaired girl as avatar, and then used her name as yours.

It's my forte?

I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT

...

bloodchan repeatedly trying to talk to me with 0 replies from your boo

...

You can kinda guess if you know what they look like though.

and heres fortune flirting with the 14 y/o

im off to videogames now

you fucking cocks

nice meme

do u want me to keep scrollign down?

.///.

*.///.'s WITH everyone*

I'm such a slut teehee

> ///

Congrats forty

you made a meme

I know

Regret.


Hey Bardy~


./////.


No, y9ou were gonna leave,
Do that instead.

o ///o


Fortune ~//// ~
hey there ya memester

NIN NO, DON'T BE A SLUT!


STOP IT!

Nice out of context cap, nerd

Fambourghini

The breathing meme is breathing memes.

...

x///x ~♡

NEVER .///.

Shhhhhhhhh

DONT BE SILLY

Im not!

Yo.

RIP Colbs, a poster, metal hipster and a lover to some.


Thank god.

oh
you're nasty

You were very resisted and that pissed me off to no end... I really do think you're asexual


Most new people do it... so I thought I would use the name of my avatar. And yeah I like black hair for some reason.. gah


Tell me about yourself... I'm curious


No you don't. You can only see the good in people and you're a very nice person


Lol

...

Okay mom I'm sorry I'll use my inside voice

I think you will find it is YOU that the one who is silly

I hope Sabrina-senpai notices me x////x

howdy

...

Nah.

That's for shooshin' me a couple weeks ago. ;D

opera?
a kongregate chatroom is one of my other communities

Remember me not as I am, but as I once was

For you~

I'm asexual. Not unarousable.
It's just that I have morals.
No need to explain. Nothing wrong with it. I had fun.


How ya doin'?


Level?

you really think so?
Why are you still here in a community that has barey anything to do with your own
Why would somebody constantly touted as the most evil admire traits like that
and what did you possiby do to piss off alice as much as you did

oh
your adblock looked like an O

how autistic is it compared to animus?

-Becomes an acorn-

Kong is a flash-game site. It's not autistic, but the community tends to be young.

You just brought down a whole nother level of shooshing down on you for that

I hope you're ready

Will do, god speed you magnificent bastard.

an anime community though
in a flash-based chat

How long until your exam now.. 10 days? :c

No?
Not, it's a site for flash games, but there's a chat next to it.

...

Yeah, 26th.
Mfw

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Autism? In my Holla Forums?
Its more likely than you think.

RIP boiled water.. you will be mist

i just choose anime chat as the hubgame for the chat on the right

for the funny memes

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At least it's not lupus.
It's never lupus.


Maybe I will make it to the other side.

I forget you are literally a child

But I'm curious! What were you like in high school?


I think I could have teared down those worthless morals if I had more time...
I would have made you all mine


-Yes I really think so. You were willing to forgive MGD because you only saw the good in him...
-Don't worry I plan on retiring very soon.
-I don't know for attention maybe
-That's a secret and Alice deserved it. I don't plan on stopping until she puts a bullet in her own brain


I thought that was kuus for a second

I'm slowly wasting away a a dead-end job and watching my youth trickle down the drain. You?


One day you'll be a mighty oak!


As long as it means we're keeping in touch, bring it on!

Human.

...

What's your thread name again?

Thank god it isnt lupus


I never noticed until you mentioned that.
No wonder I thought kuus was a cutie dick girl.


You really th-think so, senpai?
^^ Yay!
That ep of GoT tho!
I will not spoiler just in case others in thread.

Tracer Bullet.

If you see her, can you call the Austin Police ASAP?

Why not high explosive or armor piercing?>

God damn it... You really liked her didn't you. Why did you treat her so poorly?

Because I prefer Watterson over Wagner.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I better watch GoT b4 u jackasses spoil it.

I will not be viewing the responses to this

I'm so embarrassed

I love you

Nothing happens but the ending is pretty hot.

my friends said it was shit, ui

Because the memes came first. I always cum last.


Pierce Brosnan Dies.

Hehe, for sure.
But that's 'years' for ya.


Suffering form an incurable disease and I caught myself thinking of suicide today.
The usual.
pls no worry

"incendiary round" would have been bad ass


What's that?


Why, love?


Lol shut up you don't have friends


cum...

Wait, seriously? :-(
I'll check with my APD contact and see if this is legit. If so, I hope she's ok.


I was hoping for a big ending like that. It was starting to feel like filler again. And you're for real flying first class?


*dies instantly*


I should think before I grouch. Sorry, Cookie.

No character named that.

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case number 165020222

i can will and should act however I please around the people who havent been here as long as I have but Man
I had respect of eders beat into me and thats just
i feel shameful

ipetitions.com/petition/banhaikucancer

Bingo.


TBH it is all filler until the final episode... Which is something that always disappoints me slightly about the show. like. Only the mildest. Its like waiting weeks and weeks for that final "what the fuck" moment.
Not flying, traveling by train. I get to rub elbows with the "elite" and snobs of society. Fuckers. Going to abuse my priv of free junk while there though.
Thanks for reminding me I need this.

microdosing the 2c-e was a rely good idea.

i went into like a cacoon in my bed and rolled around for 2 hours while my body was vibrating. I passed out and came in my sleep without physical cum.

I was at work yesterday when you guys were doing this so INTERNET QUIZ TIME

*gives you the kiss of life*

You oand your drugs dawg
I swear your gonna have a brain melt

Okay time for homework and chores

Thank you so much for the birthday wishes, I love you all so much

Can you get on steam real quick?

o well

No.

IF YOU WERE NAPOLEON ATTACKING RUSSIA
AND YOU FOUND OUT THAT S LENIN WAS EONARDO DA VINCI
WHAT THE FUCK WOUD YOU DO

i would cum tribute mona lisa

you are not the ony one that;s for sure

That is pretty lewd.

No need to apologize.
Wanna talk?


Later!
...And maybe.

JUST LET ME PLAY YOU GODAMN

give my soldiers some winter clothes

No wait

That bith is perfect yo.

She needs to get a good tribute

*bitch

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this is
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okay


why does it exist

...

i was rused

Oooh. Still, fancy! I hope you have a nice ride. Have you ever seen the Days of Future Past Director's Cut? Rogue shows up and fills in an annoying plot hiccup. Very neat.


No tongue!


I don't really have anything interesting to talk about. I'm boring. Got anything on your mind, Cooks?

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mfw

Don't let them fool you bard.

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I can't even play arma on two accounts
fuck this world


nice colours

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mfw

It's like Closure to a story you've been reading everytime you go to take a shit on the toilet but you end up spending like an hour in there because you get realy caught up in it

Not yet, ive been meaning too because ive seen DoFP
Rogue is #1
I should read Xmans comix

...

but try harder

boo found the chromosome stash

I dont think i've done this.

i was wondering where those all went

Your objections only strengthen my resolve

Hey.

I know an extra chromosome makes people down.

but what if its one less?

you ever get on an airplaine and get stuck in the window seat next to a strange person who you've never met and are stuck for the entire flight either stuck staring out the window and feeling awkwawrd as hel or taking with them
and then when the flight is over you feel sad because you will never see them again

i give up

...

retard

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Banned from 4chan because some ip change at my school.
If only SD could appear.

go into the network and change it

I also haven't had to deal with this.

you guys enjoy your day i be round later

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Nice trip code
What's up

you're off to be square now so you can be round later.

ic

It's to bad FOX can't use Ms. Marvel. It'd be neat to see Rogue absorbing her powers and the fallout from that.

So what's the haps in London? (Just nosy/curious.)


The dean will hear of this!

About to leave tomorrow morning so it would be pointless.
That aside, nothing interesting is happening.
But I digress, how are you?

Howdy

just watching GoT

Ay

Many things, but I'll say none of 'em here right now.
Up to anything?

Are you who I think you are?

also I am doing good, and I wanna do something today like go on a hike, but its impossible to get my introvert roomates to do anything.

-boops forehead-

Hi sabs

Hi thread!

I was going to get flowers, but the florist strictly delivers?

How the fuck does that work? :|

Yes, that

He's already on my side, he's gonna call both of us up to his office and lock us in

Sounds weird. But I suppose there's perks to not having a physical location.

Presumably the florist gets the flowers, then puts them and him/herself into a car and drives the flowers to a destination agreed upon by the buyer

Maybe, I can't read minds though.
You can tease your roommate with food and try to trick him into hiking. But he might not like that.

flowers are gay

That show is super lewd


What's up nigga

Just workin', which today involves waiting for huge affidavit PDFs to load so I can sign them. It's a non-stop thrill ride. What're you up to, hon?


Hello! How ya doin'? What's up in Ghost World?


Damn you, Deltaaaaaaaaaa!

Bored.

Maybe a truck is less expensive then a shop, welms?

They do have a physical location though.

I'm getting cockblocked by the flower shop.


;lakhdfa;ohu


It's a first date thing I thought. I guess I'm old-fashioned :/

I am a lewd dood


eva?

Bored as fuck ;_;
what about you?

nah, good choice.


I woulda just went for a small box of good truffles though.

Sounds... truly mundane.
I'm just gaming with friends. Hospital visit and landlord inspection tomorrow.


That... doesn't make sense then, right?

Nope, Eva is Canadian and possibly trying to be the next Buddha or Zarathustra.

Just travelling for work, some one I support wants to go so me, them and another member of staff get to go.
Sight seeing.
Goffing off.
Stressing.
Gonna be fun.
Did rogue absorb Ms.Marvel?

:O

Sometimes you just got to slay a few dragons.

Dragons have too much HP and are -generally- a pain in the ass.

I guess I don't need to know who you are.

You seem nice enough.

So you're leaving campus to go visit family or something?

Idunno. Too late for flowers apparently...

I know nothing about chocolates, so you'd have to suggest something. I'm already taking her to an expensive dinner or whatnot so *shrugs*


GODDAM IT FORTUEN THATS WHAT I SAID IN THE FIRST PLACE

Next stop: Tongue Town

;)

'Bout the same. Doing tedious stuff at work and goofing off here. I wish I had something interesting to say.


Steal some of those tongue depressors at the doctor's office and use 'em to make homemade popsicles!


Go to Neil Gaiman's house and get me an autograph, please.
Yep. F'd her up pretty bad. That's how Rogue got her flight and super strength in the comics.

Prove it.

I know. This was me agreeing with you.


Any instrument I could get from my particular doctor ain't for the mouth.

Yep, I have to take care of my mom for a bit and do some summer classes to get my GPA up. Do you have any plans for the summer.

They are incredibly dumb and buggy though.

Same tbh
I'm at the library for homework stuff but I don't feel like starting yet and I don't have my headphones so I'm limited in what I can do online

Your company is good enough sabs~
Tell me a story

Sucks.

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If you don't think the dark souls games are good then you probably just suck dick at them tbh

Shit son, Rogue is a hardcore brital motherfucker. I like her even more now.
I need to get my nerd cred up. Comix books central here I come.
Want me tomget some buttons signed by MrNeil?

Must be it.

It's a lot of fun and good, they just forgot to make the dragons be able to attack you in a few spots, that being said I just stood behind a wall using only LMB to kill them with a crossbow.

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Gib hug pls

Just workin and surviving.

I was planning on going to AX but thagot canceled.

Instead a few posters are coming up to visit us.

Don't cheese in Dork Souls.
That takes all the fun out.

Did you ever imagine you'd type that sentence some day?


Oh boy.


A few years ago, I went to Walmart to get hair ball medicine for my kitty and saw a kid grab a gold fish from one of the tanks and eat it. He stared right at me as he did this.


See if he's got any Sandman merch he'll sign and let you carry out of his home. lol

Rogue was a villain for a short minute until the guilt over crippling Ms. Marvel compelled her to X-up.

*hug*

I was going to surprise Colbs and soto this year. Damn!

When your boss text you "go ahead and take the rest of the day off"


Time to drink in the middle of the day.

The other option was to run there and hit them in the leg ad infinitum whilst hopping away every 2nd instance they would puke flame all over.
Not really a boss, just one of those "here, you can't cross this spot unless you spend awful a lot time."

I've been planning for it my whole life, I was just waiting for the right person to say it to

My nigger.

I'm white

Stomach/Intestine/Liver department.

Did you tell anybody?
or did that murderer get off scotch free?

Is that a laughing Siam?
I do like my heroes with a "bad" streak. Much more human that way.
Oh! Should I just ask him to knock me up a quick Sabsman fanfic?

*nigga

Nice, any who, cheesing in that particular case may actually prove useful.

...

No battle is won fair.

nono
my plans of going to AX got canceled.

money and funding issues with people who wanted to go.

And you chose to say it to a 12 year old boy. Huge mistake. Hope you enjoy the county jail, pervert!


Well, see if they have anything cool in there you can take as a souvenir! Or lollipops for the kids. You could stash some of those.


I didn't say anything. At first I thought maybe he was just goofing off, you know? Like he just palmed the fish and wanted me to think he ate it? But nope. That little bastard chewed the thing and swallowed, then walked off. I often wonder what that kid's up to today, 'cause holy damn that was creepy.


She's hanging out in the bushes trolling little girls into falling off walls. Cat stuff. And yes, pls do dat!

Alcohol.

I dont actually have enough to get where I wanna be.

He probably leveled up to eating humans ://

You little lawbreaker, you.

Thats kinda adorable. Kitteh!!!!!! Nauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Shut up I knew you were Chris Hansen the whole time

Holy shit what the fuck.

Hold on I'm being responsible for a bit.

Plotting his takeover of the world and ushering in Armageddon probably

...

I have enough.

But I already started.

Damn I don't even have close to that much.

Since you're blogging.
Can you post your games?

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I almost pity you.

I'm going to go with "Touch fluffy tail."

Thankies

-blogs-

Gwyn had better tits though.

Suuure. We'll see if that flies in court, prevert.


That show is nothing but a series of cute vignettes with no substance. lol


Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!
♪You don't know what it's liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike!♫


That's what I worry about. What if he eats the tenders of his victims, then leaves a goldfish in their mouth?!

I'm hurt.

Even though she'd be twice my height.
And half dragon.
And half fuzzy.
I'd a Priscilla.

And would regret nothing.

There are only like 3 bottles there that you could even give me.
You have shit taste.

I can slow down for you.

Mmmm.

I don't know what it's like!

oh u

Unfortunate.


Nah.


I know, it's taking up space and I can't get rid of it.


Okay.

?

I keep the 15, 18, and 21 hidden.

They weren't there in DS3.
THE ROOM WAS EMPTY!
THE DISAPPOINTMENT!


No idea why that got me laughing, but I bet anyone would.

not you

gywndolin*

rosaria is gywnevere corrupted

Did you go for the trap booty though?

I'm pressure sure one of Gwyndolin's snake legs is his penis.

Not as good boobs as Gwynevere.


There was none of that in there either just a message left by someone "I wish I had trap."


I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that.

It's the only logical conclusion.

Don't you talk to old man like that.

Well. It does look cute. But when people like Desu posts them girls... Kinda makes it obviously uncredable.
Kind of tempted to cap Revy.
I dunno. I havent had much vim to make folders. Should I make more folders?
Should I whore out my folders?

...

I always like when there's signs left behind.
Oh fun times on unmoderated games.

Also,

It's okay, as blended scotch goes.

But blended scotch isn't usually that great.

Hurting people is so much fun

Like who?

In what way?

You're a good cookie.
I don't steal from the doctor's office, btw. Although sometimes i take a lollipop if they leave the box out, so maybe that's stealing...


Revy?
And if you have time and nothing better to do, folder away!


I have a 21 stashed away that I've been saving for a special occasion. It's been 3 years and nothing special enough has come up.

...

Someone needs to die for me to have a glass of that.

?

True.


I always appreciate the illusionary wall signs.
Unless they're ones which lead nowhere.


"Amazing chest ahead"

post

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I'm pretty sure that's why it's there!

I'm done paying bills now anyway.

But you found mimics right?

When do I ever have anything better to do?

Er, from Black Lagoon. She is preddy bad ass.

Post what?

Good because I gotta keep this going.

I just hit every chest at least once before opening, also the chain marks if they're real or not.
But I still hit them.

No one you know


Mentally, physically, emotionally

Sadist.

So nobody then?

Thank you


Lol just because you don't know then doesn't mean they don't exist

That's very rude

No thats exactly what it means.

And how Masochistic are you?

You can help me with Mandarin.

Still, I can't speak that.

Small orange

learn wapanese, far more useful.

But I'm not studying any languages currently.

bad

fox

...

Better start with Russian.

Yes?

Damn, C'est la vie I suppose.
anyways, gtg see you in a day or so.

Just checking to see if it was actually you.

Not any useful for me.


Alright, cya.

Alright let me catch up.

oh wow its you huh

Ruskies gonna plow through your door any day now.
You'll be the new Crimea with hopefully an equally hot special administrator.

You wanna leeg while you do that?

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Nice get


Very... but sometimes I like having a little fun too

I'd love to see that one happen with the cold war situation that it has been for a decade now.

ww3 when

if win 8.1 was designed for tablets would it run better on my netbook than 7?

Grim wanted to as well but my net seems off right now.

install xp

Or linux

I wouldn't mind it now.

hopefully after the wall is built

same requirements

if you don't want to use any touch functionality, just use 7

It'll just mean you take your exam in a bunker :D


It won't work..

na not xp. that's a little dated for my taste.

not knocking it tho, much love for xp.

Alright I'll just play some hearthstone then.

Thanks for the support

Gonna sneak out of work a little early. Be back later to bug whoever might like to be bugged.


Poor scooz.

How badass is she?


But it's for the children! I stole from the chit'lins!


Sho'nuff.

Night.

Best of both worlds then.


You're young of heart!
Bug me~

g'day m'ladies

A 32bit install of 10 has low install requirements.
It'll run fine on a single gig of ram and shitty single core processor.

What bunker?

oh, nice

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If you can run 10, there's no real reason to use 7.
Even 10 is better for the HP converter style laptop with a pen I have and never use.

Yes, definitely.

Ram is a serious issue when you go under 2GB in my opinion, though. I have never really worked with low-end computers since I was a kid. :L

but in a w8.1 vs w7, I feel like one should use 7 because 8.1 had so many driver issues

My main posting laptop is a shitbook from like 2013 that I use because it's small and it still has 4gb ram.

2 on xp can be ok but above that, 3 is the very minimum

For running an A/V+IM client, OS, Browser with 2-3 tabs open minimum, all simultaneously, it would be sluggish at 2-3G. 4 would be optimal. But then one would just get a 64 bit.


=64bit

dual wielding pistols and killing everyone badass.
see you soon

The 32 bit was about whatever Erin's netbook is which should have 1gb and one of those ultra low power single core intels. That will run 32 bit 10 at required but 10 isn't like Vista or 7 where the thing that made it sluggish at "required" but below recommended was all the aero shit.

It'll keep all the bad people away


You're very welcome, cuck


You should try it sometime, you might like it

Your Jizz is your power, your chi

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Try what?
I'm not Sadistic in the slightest, and not Masochisitc either.

Good point

To protect against North Korean missiles I guess


Bad people can dig tunnels, you know

I am here for my ni ni's
Goodnight queers.

nini

That's quite humorous theory.


Sleep well Scoots.

Night.

-equips hornet ring-

Gotya gotya uruse


uriminzokkiri.com/index.php?ptype=english&no=121316

Check it out..

Go play Cave Explorer on /lewds/ with it.

its dead mate

say hi

hi

sci

hi

...

oh

Hello


The NK has a few low-power nukes in their disposal, but when you've got something like this in Russia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_(nuclear_war)

hi fortune

its a conspiracy to not allow me to get any (You)s

They sure know how to name something cool

She's catching on!


Yo Eisen, whaddup?

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this wont end well for u

*unsheathes katana*

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subtle

engage
new
thread
creation

?

I bet at some point some of the scientists were all like, "We've got a doomsday device, but what if it was all autonomous?"

>She

please stop trolling me im a woman, sir

feeling guilty about sleeping in till 3
Sup with you

NEW THREAD

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