Splatoon Thread - Post Splafest Party Editon

maybe at imbibing semen. pic related, shes drinking cum

MARIE IS LOVE
MARIE IS LIFE
CALLIE IS WORST WAIFU

Please, Callie is great too, just not superior

I'd love something like that. Good hub environments are rare in games these days; everything is either open world or insanely linear. I'd love it if the game was just a small street with a handful of shops on either side. Maybe a park or something, too, or a coffee shop.

If the area was as intricate as Windfall Isle from The Wind Waker, and reacted to the player's decisions about as much as Bastion, then we'd hit perfection.

It would be fun if they added a bunch of questing.

Crusty Sean's quests

Spyke's quest

Stop making me want things I can never have.

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octarian assault survival mode: you and your team try to survive as long as you can against increasing numbers of Octolings

Meh, I like it being a simple game. The single player campaign could be a bit longer and less linear, but that's about it. It served its purpose as a fun tutorial, but the difficulty is trivial compared to multiplayer. They could add a time-attack mode with increased difficulty or gimmick challenges to unlock special items. Too bad Nintendo will prefer to use amiibos instead.

Splatoon is a multiplayer game and that should be the focus in case a sequel is made.

The way I think it should be is:

1. Longer single player campaign with more challenges (amiibo & non-amiibo) and longer story

2. NPC side quests within a larger hub world (I don't think it's too much to smuggle goods for Spyke to earn some extra coin)

3. More multiplayer game modes like a team survival mode

4. More customization

That's really all you need to do mechanically speaking. I would like maybe some co-op hero mode stuff just to tie the two aspects into the game better, but not to the point of it becoming an MMO

Imagine the hub having live players running around.
Or at the very least, more animation to the player models than just standing around and/or dancing.

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Hey man a bigger bonus in my check book

wouldn't that be a little too much?

I just would like places you can walk into and see squids doing things like eating and drinking. That and more NPC's with quirky lines.

Add a squid version of Mickey D's you can walk into

How do you think he sleeps at night knowing all the pain and torment he's helped cause to millions?

The core game features I'd like to see the most are full-fledged local multiplayer (possibly tying into the NX portable thing) and a custom map editor. Voice chat in squads and private lobbies would be appreciated, but the playerbase already has ways of working around this. Hopefully Nintendo will wise up and make background voice chat lobbies a system-wide feature of the NX. I'd also like to be able to fine tune my controls further, in particular being able to adjust stick and motion sensitivity separately. Oh, and let me lock the ink colors to whatever I want. And why the hell can't I keep my Splatfest tees?

More gear is a given. Hopefully they will try to distribute the cool looking gear more evenly so that e.g. every damage up stacking guy doesn't look like he just got back from a pride parade. Other cosmetic options could include "hairstyles," accessories, and yes, pants. It would be interesting if a tailor NPC was introduced that could do things like print graphic tees and sewable patches, or dye your clothes different colors.

Seeing other players in your Inkopolis could work if you share an Inkopolis with a small number of other players. Most of the squids would remain NPCs, but a few would be actual players that you could walk up to and manmenmi at or something. Alternatively, they could pull an Animal Crossing and let you invite friends over to your Inkopolis.

If they did that, it would be cool to have an apartment that you could customize and fill with furniture. That would provide a deep creative outlet that they don't have to worry about interfering with any gameplay system, a use for money beyond gear, and motivation for quests or achievements.

Basically, Splatoon is a very focused game. There's a single player campaign as a tutorial, but outside of that, there's very little fluff. I like that about it, but I think there is a lot of potential for Nintendo to expand upon the core game with "soft MMO" and socialization features. Just so long as it doesn't get in the way of the core multiplayer, or spend years in development.

I'd be happy just with the NX sequel being essentially "Splatoon+". Basically import your rank and gear into the new game and just have more. Keep all the old mutliplayer stages and modes and expand from there, maybe with a little "remastering" as the new game would probably be a sharper 1080p version of Splatoon.

One of the limitations of the current system is no new subs or specials because they are locked to weapons. A sequel can mix that up.

This may be a silly question, but why was this the last Splatfest?
Is Nintendo removing support for Splatoon in general?
The game itself was successful, right?

For how long will there be servers?

It suggests they wanted to end on a high note, or didn't want the topics to become dumber over time.
I'm sure they will fix any gamebreaking bugs, but it looks like that, yes. Honestly, all they could do at this point is introduce more maps (hard work) or flood the game with new gear so every possible combination of gear and brand name. Both of these would take hard work to do properly, so I think they are taking a decisive stance of letting people know their support is over rather than leaving it a question mark.
Extremely.
Until Spla2n? Can't say since Splatoon looks as though it was trotted out to die at the end of the Wii U's life cycle.

Nintendo has usually been pretty good at expanding on their IP's while keeping the "core" intact (unless the name of the game is Paper Mario).

For me, Splatoon 2 should try to be like Smash Bros. Melee or Kirby Super Star, where the original formula is left totally intact but there's this huge development in terms of scale and content.

I don't think they need to add voice chat. I agree with the developers that taking the voice chat away rid the game of needless online negativity and also helped to keep the game PG. But I think having the game include more simple ways of communicating things like "stay away" or "go here" would be nice.

I like the idea of customizing your own room/apartment but I feel like it'd need to have a functional aspect to it as well.

But yeah, "soft MMO" elements are probably the best to add along with two or three extra game modes on top of the normal Turf War and rank modes they have. Something like a squid battle race to a finish line where you have to try to halt the opponents advance or a Survival mode against the computer like with Call of Duty: Zombies only with Octarians flooding the map in droves.

Also, add some kick ass dual wielding action. I would love to be able to alternate between a slosher & a charger or a charger & a splattershot in the same battle. Plus, allowing slots to be added to weapons would be cool. I would keep the gear the way it is for the most part, but try to find ways to better prevent people from hacking and maybe add some gear with two extra unrollable perks.

My guess is that they plan to release a sequel fairly early in the NX's life, so they wanted to wrap things up at least a year before then. Not so much because it takes a significant effort to come up with a Splatfest theme every few weeks, but because they want people to be thirsty for the new game/don't want to be stuck supporting both at the same time.

I don't think they'll take the servers down any time soon. It should be at least a year or two after the sequel launches before that happens. And even if it does, this game is well loved and the Wii U is hacked to hell and back, I'm sure there will be fan-made matchmaking servers.

Writing this made me realize that it's pretty likely that the sequel will come out around May 2017. The NX is expected to launch in March. Just as Splatoon was marketed around a summer theme, it would make sense for them to release the sequel around the same time next year, shortly after the NX launch.

Knowing Nintendo, it'll probably be:

Splatoon 1.5 for NX

followed by Splatoon Spin off

then Splatoon 2 in 2018

I agree that keeping voice chat out of matchmade parties is a smart decision, but if you start a squad with people that you're friends with, presumably you had to communicate in some other way before hand, so it doesn't change anything if you can talk to each other in game at that point. Ditto for text/pictochat when friends visit your Inkopolis or whatever.
I'd be really surprised/disappointed if the NX lacks system-wide voice chat, so hopefully the problem will solve itself.

I'd be ok with this, to be honest. But Splatoon 2 would probably be 2019 or 2020 if they do rush 1.5
Holy fuck 2020 is just beyond the horizon, why do the years go by so fast now

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Another reason I think is because of the Callie and Marie amiibos, which allows you to wear a splatfest T during the live show in the plaza, and since the splatfest T used to vary based on what splatfest is on that meant that it will interfere with the callie and marie shirts during the live show, therefore they just decided to fix it to Callie and marie shirts forever for the splatfest T's

It's kinda far fetched but it makes sense to me.

I just hope the NX gets some decent games before Splatoon, I won't buy it just for one game.

On the other hand, a portable version might be cool for local multiplayer instead of the gimped version on the WiiU.

By 2020, things will either be looking up for me and I will have plenty of money for Splatoon 2 & 3 or I will be dead.

We have six in the mumble
Let's try to get eight

Need 2 more for a full private lobby

Also pic related for

I wish I was at home so I can fight you mate

#TeamOshiri represent

REMINDER TO SPANK THE INKLING CUNTBOYS UNTIL THEY CRY AND WET THEMSELVES

I peg them for the opposite teams.

4chan please go

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degenerates belong on the half boards

Fuck you I posted that almost every thread for a year I'm here to stay

One aspect of Splatoon not having voice chat is that it allows for players who speak differently languages (like English or Japanese) to play together without any annoyance at another player(s) speaking a language they can't understand (which could be mended with a mute button like other online games have).

If Splatoon was just locked to being played in your own country/same language speaking the player base would probably be smaller.

I'll be happy if they added voice chat to private matches though.

But Splatoon 2 would be much better if they could expand in game communication options. C'Mon!/To Me! and Booyah!/Nice! are too simple. Having options like "Caution!/Warning!/Danger! and "Please look at your map'' because the enemy is inking in our base and I failed to kill them would be a nice start.

Having a beacon system like Portal 2's co-op mode would be even better, clicking on your map to show someone to go/warn of a nearby area.

Good god, even the recent release of Metroid Prime Blast Ball has simple voice commands, that can be hotkeyed via the D-pad or brought up via menu, like I'll go defence/offense, Sorry, Hello, Good Shot, GOAL!, Now's our chance!, We'll in trouble! and more which are really handy. (and can also have their language, gender and pitch changed to make them distinct from other players).

Of course.

No, user. YOU belong there.

C U T E

What numbskull thought Splatoon was a good idea for referencing the Megaman stage selection screen?

Hey, Squiddos.

I just wanted to say that I've enjoyed the time I've spent with you guys. Getting to know you has brought me great joy. It's easy to feel like this is the end of Splatoon, but it isn't. Splatoon will live on, a seqeal is surely coming, and we'll all be together for when that day comes.

But I ask myself sometimes what if I hadn't gotten Splatoon. What I hadn't gone through the trouble of installing Mumble, which was such a huge undertaking -but thanks to my 18 years of gaming experience I was able to defeat that dragon.

I was going to wait to give you a piece of my mind, but after
15 minutes of going through my Splatoon folder I just can't help it anymore: I love you guys.

Don't Let Your Memes Be Dreasm!

Well considering the game is pretty much confirmed eventually dead at this point, I'm sure as fuck not going to drop $85 CAD to buy it now

1v1 me

the game isn't dead. The Splatfests are just over. that's it.

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I don't know where this "Japs are monsters" meme came from.

Lag is a bitch.

nintendonews.com/blog/earn-super-sea-snails-splatoon/

has this been confirmed?

Thats more than a regular splatfest win with King/Queen Rank

WEW

I believe it's 30 wins for a certain number of sea snails, not 30 snails

30 wins for 1 snails

Fuck that.

Sounds alright, actually, nigga.

and if you don't waste your snails from this last splatfest, you could potentially rack up plenty for when you need them

I can get a group of friends with Inkbrushes and just money grind in turf war and rack up 5k points each round to get ez cash.

Well then I guess you're set, you horrible person.

Oh, so I guess an entire year of playing this game didn't do enough good, huh? I guess you're not a lean mean beak-pulling machine, huh? Well what the Woomy Fuck have you been doing this past year? Did the Japs not teach you anything? Did you not learn to splat Japs, Squddo? Did you just sit around in private battles these past 12 months squirting your ink sack to fresh dank OC? Maybe you should've been getting good, Squiddo -maybe you should've been playing the game. Hope you have fun getting those sea snails you cephalofag because if I see you in my turf I'm going to splat the ever loving squit out of you!

honestly, bro, this general is surprisingly more clean on average than the generals and threads on half chan vidya boards and at least when it does get lewd, people have the common courtesy to spoiler their porn

Wonder whose up during 4am Splatoon

Do you have the original image of the smiling inkling? I need one without the edit.

Me.

Dude. Halfchan doesn't even talk about splatoon. Even when it's brought up it's always shitted on.

That's cause:

a.) most of the people who actually play Splatoon on half chan moved over to /ink/ on /vg/

and

b.) half Holla Forums shits on every game, especially if it's Nintendo and/or successful

but for this final splatfest, there were quite a few okay threads on there.

I can only lurk there though since I'm permabanned from the whole site

also, most of the people on half Holla Forums who fap to the game don't actually own it.

All they have is that one dude named TheJuice who said he was god at splatoon and B+ that and their discord is in shambles since one of the key person left

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Why are Japs retarded? Every match I've had where everyone but me is a Jap, my team can't get out of spawn for long because they all run right into the obvious bottlenecks and get splatted. It gets even worse if the enemy team has anything with a range.

Splatoon doesn't even use servers for game hosting

For anyone who gets sentimental to this game, go listen to the OST on YouTube. Get some headphones and get comfy. Don't do anything else, just sit there and listen to it. Highly recommend the campaign music.

What a bunch of faggots

Splatoon will always be sentimental for me, just like I met a lot of cool bros while playing this game in mumble, some even become my friends on steam.

I will never forget what this game did for me, it gave me so much more than the content that was included in the package.

Pretty good playlist

This game is absolutely amazing. I said this in the previous thread, but I'll say it again. If I can take any game and give it to my childhood self it would be this. The whacky music, whacky enemies, strange weapons and gear, gorgeous gameplay, just enough content, sp00ky sunken scrolls, witty humor, it all screams "Nintendo" in the perfect way. Fuck this is going to hit me hard in 5+ years…

I'm afraid Breath of the Wild might be this way too. The trailer made me tear up

I never was a huge nintendo fan, like I know and played some of their games that are top notch but this gen they definitely has this in the bag.

Forgot the fucking link

Splatoon OST: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvNp0Boas721U2shokZmt75xplbsoB6H8

Why are people saying this again

The game isn't dead until they announce and confirm a sequel in a direct until then fuck off back to Quebec

Post your Squid kid

No

The octo valley soundtrack makes me want to make an octarian mixtape and pass it around for giggles

B-b-b-but I'm shy a-a-user

Mostly because I don't have the school girl outfit. I have a squid girl Amiibo, but it's a Japanese import so I don't wanna open it. Even though the bottom opens for some reason

go to gamestop nigga

the orange inkling girls are likely on clearance and you can buy the new three pack for 30 bucks

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gbatemp.net/threads/splatoon-modding-hub.425670/
Look at amiibohax.

Would be pretty cool if I could download a file onto my phone and use the NFC from that to mimick an Amiibo. I think I'd rather just get an actual Amiibo

I just might, boyo

You don't download anything.

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Well, if you have the amiibo and you just don't want to open it, you aren't technically doing anything illegal

is it cheating if I borrow a friend's amiibo too?

I don't think you can do that if he's already used it

I loaned all three to someone at work; the game doesn't save any data to the amiibo, so they work on any copy.

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AMERICA NEVER EVER!!!

Maybe J-LIST will get some

Post something or someone who is NOT FRESH

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Well fuck me then.

Also, what do the Callie and Marie amiibos do?

It's not dead, you just missed the last Splatfest, which were major online contests.

they're effectively a digital album. The Amiibos summon up either Callie or Marie and you select the song you want them to perform. They turn the plaza into night time like the way they were during Splatfests and the Squid Sisters perform for your viewing & listening pleasure as you watch inklings dance their pants off. The Callie & Marie Amiibos each come with one exclusive solo song for each of them.

Really though, Nintendo of America probably did a favor only selling them together because aside from that one solo song each, they do the exact same thing.

It's worth the money if you just waifu Callie and/or Marie and want a memento of the Splatfest party.

Well, seeing as I never got to experience a splatfest and really like the game I might as well get them. Shoot.

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(Witnessed)
You aren't missing out on much.
I'm sad to see Splatfest go but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't even a little happy that they're gone.
Playing only turf war on the same three maps while listen to the same songs for 24 hours gets very boring.
Then the other problem with Splatfest was how imbalanced it was(especially before the devs implemented Splatfest Power)
Players would play with and against players from different ranks so teams of C/B ranked players would get wrecked by teams of A/S ranked players and alot of the time you'll get paired with retards before the game finds you decent teammates only for it to eventually disconnect you from these good teammates forcing to team up with more retards again.
That said I am gonna miss it, I have some happyand horrible memories from all the Splatfests I've been in.

Alright.

I'd fancy an Online co-op Octo-invasion survival mode where you fight octos in waves with the occasional boss for money/gear/super snails.

Holy fuck she actually won

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4 player Horde mode with Squads who can get the high score

Bumping slow thread.

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Urchin underpass is the god tier of maps

Dogs > Cats

Fight me….

Why would I fight you? Dogs are super cool, but even if they were neutral they wouldn't be fuckin' vermin like cats are.

Tell it to the judge.

That's a fantasy cat, it doesn't count.
Real cats do nothing but spread diseases.

I'm browsing all these Splatoon streams. I want to splat them all.

whats there to fight over?

so did you end up able to keep the splatfest shirts?

Unfortunately no, they should have given us the chance to keep the tee of every splatfest we ever joined. That would've been a nice memento.

i bet they sell it to creepy otakus who want that squid kid smell. used splatfest tee vending machines. thats why they dont let you take them off they wanna collect your inky sweat

I think I met that guy and a bunch of other people on that list.

So they do exist

–Reminder that squid girls are pure and must never be touched inappropriately–

This is why the boys exist, so you can bully them.

I feel sad.

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I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS

so callie wins?

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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US version: youtube.com/watch?v=M1FpZKiH7ao
EU version: youtube.com/watch?v=OMmyS-TldU0
JP version: Embedded

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Ooooooo Baby

Bumping for fresh ribs for tomorrow's squid party

Hey, one of my Miiverse posts is in the video!

manga volume just came out

We need this scanned stat

Sameface the manga.

Which one's yours?

have you guys gotten your copy yet?

I had drawings that got a hell of a lot more Yeahs than this one, some that look better, even

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The thread is so slow now the the waifu wars are over
Anyway we have five in mumble

One more and we can do
PRIVATE BATTLES WITH 8 SQUIDS!

and rib-posting

We have seven now

everyone who fought died

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Bump. Threads are slowly dying now.

The final Splatfest put Waifu Wars to bed.

But we are still playing every week, filling up private rooms.

We even host rib parties now

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Marie wouldn't wear something so obscene as a bunny waitress outfit unless she was being forced to against her will!

I'm finally able to play Splatoon again!

…but I'm too late for the final Splatfest.

Forgive me.

tis okay, user. I'm taking a break from the game myself.

differenttriumphdragon.tumblr.com/post/148219526658/you-know-how-marie-has-shorter-tentacles-than-the

she just ties them up higher

You got the "you homos just aint natural" one?

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if you needed high impact images user you just had to ask.

This is some Game Theory level bullshit

What do you expect from people who practically worship trannies?

You know how Marie has shorter tentacles than the playable Inkling girl?

And you know how in real life, the length of the longest tentacles of a squid are a way of determining its gender, with females having longer tentacles?

Well, imagine Callie and Marie, bickering on their show as usual, when Callie says something to the effect of, “Just because you used to be a boy doesn’t mean you get to be so rude,” or something. Marie is mortified that Callie would reveal her former gender to the public like that without asking her permission, and runs backstage. Callie realizes her mistake and demands the show cut to commercial, before following her to apologize, but Marie is certain her career is over. Callie argues that there are thousands of people out there who love her and look up to her, and odds are at least one of them is going through the same things she did.

Back on the set, Marie announces that she has special news. She stands center stage, Callie by her side, and tells the world her story, and ultimately the truth: She is actually a post-op MtF transexual.

The next day, mountains of fanmail come in, like much more than usual, congratulating her on having the courage to say it, telling her their own stories and being inspired to come out to their families, and even people who’ve started to question their bigotry towards trans people. Marie is overwhelmed by the positive response and becomes more confident than ever.

haha cut it out

What if Marie is just a figment of Callie's imagination a la Tyler Durden?

Shut the fuck up ROB

no bully

Good to see you again R.O.B, but don't worry our boys made sure Marie's flag was waving over Calliefornia

You never played once!

He's right

ROB I swear to god if you dont join our privates next week.

I could, but my schedule is extremely limited since I'm still doing military training. I literally only get about 2 hours of playtime a day on the weekdays.

When I get back and get shit set up in September, I'll hold you to it.

We will probably still be here ROB, we still have our weekly squadding and privates up to this day. So look forward to you joining.

Page 12. Thread on life support

Look at the fucking tentacle he’s packing.

dam

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yes, you too can devour an octarian

i want to devour octoling pussy

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that's not allowed

i've never played. but the squids and music is rabu

I get the feeling that Callie and Marie's designs are supposed to represent yin and yang.

That they are.

well they were originally shrine maidens, but is it not also popular for duos to have seemingly opposing personalities?

Wasnt ROB there with the 0-45 meme started like acutally there

Unf!

Though it's not really packed into anything yet ..

As far as I know, he only played with us once, might have played with other guys a few more times but I guess he was always reluctant to join mumble, he also seemed to have trouble with his mobile mumble app and push to talk.

And this was a long friggin time ago

(checked)
I actually use my toe to press my push to talk whenever I play with you guys

What…

But thats not important. Who wants to twin squad

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IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU SPLAT?

That's mad max not 4u

Was pulling the rug out from under user part of your plan?

Perhaps I am wondering why someone would get dubs during baneposting

sure

Why the fuck does Nintendo always shit in their goldmines?

two memes with one stone

the game isn't dead though, just the Splatfests. You also have to consider this game was an experiment that came out very late in the life of this somewhat lackluster performing console and Nintendo will be unveiling it's newest console in just a few months. It's almost a guarantee that Splatoon will continue as a franchise considering that President Yakuza-sama said he thinks it has that potential to be part of the main Nintendo family of IP's like Mario Bros.

Its 4am

Whose up for Adult Squidding Hours

INK STRIKE INBOUND

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I'm pretty sure Nintendo said that some games will have official ports on the NX, including splatoon

The enemy team must have committed Sudoku afterwards.

On one hand I wish I could forget and drop this game but on another it is always fun when you can play matches in full.

I wonder, do the Inklings have modern looking architecture cause they're following a similar pattern of development as humans, cause they just rebuilt what the humans left or just cause the bland, boxy buildings are better for inkin'

Considering that they came out of the surface I guess they just rebuilt what was left by humans, ot at least they copied much of their architecture.

I'll be in mumble.

The Sunken Scrolls make it seem like Inkling/Octarian history follows a path of going from Ancient Egyptian style, to Feudal Japan style to early 1900's. And the pic with Octavio and Cuttlefish, it looks like Cuttlefish is more Western looking than Octavio

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If Spla2n no has platformer levels for extra fun I will sad.

I like to imagine that they idolize human culture and technology, considering them like the Precursors from Jak and Daxter.
Once they discover that humans are those things they said had tiny brains, there's gonna be lots of silent staring.

Why does everyone use a static IP here? Can't tell me all of you are hosting servers

That's not impossible, considering they seem to have made a shrine/religious artifact out of an old fax machine

praise smek

So what did 2.11.0 patch? Any nerfs or buffs?

I think the Dynamo got nerfed.

You wouldn't notice

Was that the one I got last night?

Again? Good

Apparently it's fixed a bug that affects rollers and brushes.

No all this does was fix the roller hitboxes and glitches

im not sure if it fixed the glitch where you bounce off players hurtboxes and get sent flying

Probably needs more testing

We got five people in mumble. One more and we can private.

This should not be as sexual as it is

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but they are superior

The Octolings of today are only superior to the Octolings of 100 years ago.

superior to eat maybe

Warning: lewd.

b-b-but user
Squids are for hugs only

Squids maybe, but kids are for sexual.

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no

I want to forget this game so I will never feel the urge to pick it back up again.

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Honestly, the Inklings do kinda come across as dicks the Octarians

What? What did I do?

I wanna see playable Octolings in Splatoon2.

I only wonder how you work that in. Playable Octolings may require a completely different kind of gameplay experience.

Why is one of the uploads of this have song starts off by like 8 seconds?

What the fuck, man.

Why

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If satan trips we all become S+ by the end of the month

WOOMY SWAG

nice.

WOOMY SWAG

B-but muh 30% DC rate satan

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Here's that OC I owe some of you guys.

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Jokes on you

Im already S+, It was merely a hologram

Does this reset every day like the shops or is it until you get the wins and you start over again?

How do squids reproduce?

pls send pics of you spooging on marie pls
pls

Depends on the species.
It can vary from 'rough sex' to 'snuff film'.

5 in mumble, black aquaman where are ya?

Does anyone else use this game as an anger management tool?

No. Because Ive come to a point where I cant get mad at this game

have you achieved inklightenment?

Same

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so it worked?

nothing, just some niggers trying to turn it into the ultra sterile touhou thread

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15 pages was a mistake.

And still alive, which means the rest of the board is comfy as well.

The last Splatfest was an important event, mate. What do you want.

We need another local event for ourselves
Or has anybody thought of doing an 8ch vs cuckchan best of 3?

Kill yourself.

squid kids are only for hugs, head pats, kissu and non-rough marital sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation

Squids are for SMEKING

#BRINGSMEKBACK

Get this smut out of our thread!

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The Nips are gonna be doing battle again soon. Is your passport ready?

smek is the ultimate form of affection

5 in mumble

Uh oh…

/a/

ur gay

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I don't know if I want to smek or sniff a squidboy cock

The worst part is I know that it isn't my Internet as that was the first time in months since I disconnected. Even including splatfest I only had one which was two splatfest ago.

>>>/k/

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Holla Forums

>>>/cuteboys/

Well, that's rude. Why is that person so rude?

somebody cooked his cat

Faggots cant even get doubles

>>>/rio2016/

Dammit

Considering what I know of squid reproduction (which is admittedly not a lot), I know this to be demonstrably false.

inklings aren't like their primitive ancestors

Yes. They're even more violent and resilient.

Octarian detected

Octarians are no better.

Octarians are the race of peace

And yet, they were the aggressors in the Great Turf War.

Inkling lies

And yet, it was the Octarians who recorded those supposed 'Inkling lies'.

The scrolls aren't all written by the Octarians

The text that we are given for the scrolls is too short to account for everything written on them. Likely, what we read is only the reaction of the Inkling reading them.

You did it?

New thread when?

Send it to Holla Forums

I guess I'll make the new thread then

No need, I'm about to post one.

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