You awake to find yourself falling through space and time
You eventually slow down and as you float you see three portals labelled Super, Hyper and Ultra
Which do you choose?
6 or 1 decides
You awake to find yourself falling through space and time
You eventually slow down and as you float you see three portals labelled Super, Hyper and Ultra
Which do you choose?
6 or 1 decides
Hyper.
Hyper
Super.
Hyper
OP fag confirmed
As you fall you see four massive floating continents, along with multiple islands, you're falling slow enough that the landing won't kill you, and you even notice you can change direction in mid air
9 or 3 decides where you land
Into the cleavage of some hot babe.
on my dick
Are rerolls allowed?
If yes, on some hot babe's dick
On Noire.
Planeptune
you fool
Lastation. On Noire.
On Chernobyl NPP
Leanbox.
You decide to let the wind take you where it may, eventually crashing through the roof of a large, seemingly religious building. Your lower body lands softly, while your face lands onto a soft pair of thighs. It would've been comfy, the wonderful scent of some product or another arousing you, mixing with a sweet scent from between the thighs, if it weren't for the immodest…thing currently pressed against your forehead and nose bridge. It doesn't take too much to figure out what you just interrupted and you look up apologetically
4 or 0 decides who you see
sidorovich
Doomguy
...
Does rule63 of him even exist?
Does now
As he slothfully gobbles down chicken the obese futa puts a finger over his mouth, and it becomes apparent that he's not supposed to be there. You scramble away across the now greasy bedsheets. You hear the door heave on it's hinges, as a shout resounds from the other side
"Basilicom Security, open up! We know you're in there!"
The door heaves one more time before crashing down…
2 or 7 decides
Camouflage yourself on the floor
Unsheathe your dragon dildo.
Clip through the floor.
do a flip
Spew the shitty memes.
Tell them he kidnapped you
Tell sidorovich to get out of there.
Fuck off to your containment thread, nepfag
Drink vodka.
rerolling
Get out of there.
You notice something odd happening to your body as it begins slipping THROUGH the floor. Before you realize what's happening you plummet through the floor. Bullets resound upstairs, and you know he's dead. It's too dark to make any observations on the surroundings, but you hear footsteps
4 or 8 decides
stop time for 5 seconds and monologue
dehumanize yourself
and face the bloodshed
Hide and wait.
Loudly pray to the God Emperor of Mankind. Scream the last few lines of the litany.
play dead
Sneak towards the sound and anal fist them by surprise.
masturbate furiously
You begin touching yourself, something about the whole situation turning you on more, but as you dazedly look around you notice a sign naming the basilicom
Which continent are you on?
6 or 2 decides
Lastation.
Africa
pangeia
Planeptune
Lastation
The continent has a to have a basilicom
Lastation.
Australia
Borealum.
Planeptune
You realize that you've ended up on some LARPing set, Borealum listed as your location. Moe girls wearing fake cardboard power armour start screaming "Deus Vult!" as they battle
As the battle dies down, one of the girls carries you off
5 or 9 decides who it was
Choose wisely
Plutia
Vert's younger sister who exists and is real.
The worst grill, AKA the grill who you consider the best
Plutia it is~
You notice you've been carried to a make shift bedroom, the girl with purple hair grinning at you eagerly, a handcuff clicking closed around your wrists. When you try to ask her what the hell's going on you find your mouth stuffed with oddly scented meat, and your captor moans,
"Be a good boy and I'll let you finish too~"
8 or 3 decides
Choke on the meat and die, ending this garbage thread.
You heard the lady. Get to it.
double headpat her into submission
Bump
You try to say the first word that comes to mind, bump, the sound coming out muffled. "Good idea" She giggles, beginning to roll her hips, the aroused look on her face turning you on, her hand running across the back of your head and cheek as she uses you
9 or 2 decides
Learn to write better shit.
snap your own neck
You reach up to your neck and yank it with a crack, your nerves quickly shutting down as death embraces you. "Really now?" She sighs exasperately, as though this had happened before, and you hear her chanting a spell with your last thoughts
3 or 8 decides
She mispronounces a word in her spell and brings you back as a Spooky Skelton
Concentrate all your willpower and will yourself out of existence.
You attempt to will yourself out of existence, but the domineering goddess easily overpowers your feeble attempt
4 or 6 decides