Gamindustri Quest

You awake to find yourself falling through space and time

You eventually slow down and as you float you see three portals labelled Super, Hyper and Ultra

Which do you choose?
6 or 1 decides

Hyper.

Hyper

Super.

Hyper

OP fag confirmed

As you fall you see four massive floating continents, along with multiple islands, you're falling slow enough that the landing won't kill you, and you even notice you can change direction in mid air
9 or 3 decides where you land

Into the cleavage of some hot babe.

on my dick

Are rerolls allowed?
If yes, on some hot babe's dick

On Noire.

Planeptune

you fool

Lastation. On Noire.

On Chernobyl NPP

Leanbox.

You decide to let the wind take you where it may, eventually crashing through the roof of a large, seemingly religious building. Your lower body lands softly, while your face lands onto a soft pair of thighs. It would've been comfy, the wonderful scent of some product or another arousing you, mixing with a sweet scent from between the thighs, if it weren't for the immodest…thing currently pressed against your forehead and nose bridge. It doesn't take too much to figure out what you just interrupted and you look up apologetically

4 or 0 decides who you see

sidorovich

Doomguy

...

Does rule63 of him even exist?

Does now

As he slothfully gobbles down chicken the obese futa puts a finger over his mouth, and it becomes apparent that he's not supposed to be there. You scramble away across the now greasy bedsheets. You hear the door heave on it's hinges, as a shout resounds from the other side
"Basilicom Security, open up! We know you're in there!"
The door heaves one more time before crashing down…
2 or 7 decides

Camouflage yourself on the floor

Unsheathe your dragon dildo.

Clip through the floor.

do a flip

Spew the shitty memes.

Tell them he kidnapped you

Tell sidorovich to get out of there.

Fuck off to your containment thread, nepfag

Drink vodka.

rerolling

Get out of there.

You notice something odd happening to your body as it begins slipping THROUGH the floor. Before you realize what's happening you plummet through the floor. Bullets resound upstairs, and you know he's dead. It's too dark to make any observations on the surroundings, but you hear footsteps
4 or 8 decides

stop time for 5 seconds and monologue

dehumanize yourself

and face the bloodshed

Hide and wait.

Loudly pray to the God Emperor of Mankind. Scream the last few lines of the litany.

play dead

Sneak towards the sound and anal fist them by surprise.

masturbate furiously

You begin touching yourself, something about the whole situation turning you on more, but as you dazedly look around you notice a sign naming the basilicom
Which continent are you on?
6 or 2 decides

Lastation.

Africa

pangeia

Planeptune

Lastation

The continent has a to have a basilicom

Lastation.

Australia

Borealum.

Planeptune

You realize that you've ended up on some LARPing set, Borealum listed as your location. Moe girls wearing fake cardboard power armour start screaming "Deus Vult!" as they battle
As the battle dies down, one of the girls carries you off
5 or 9 decides who it was
Choose wisely

Plutia

Vert's younger sister who exists and is real.

The worst grill, AKA the grill who you consider the best

Plutia it is~

You notice you've been carried to a make shift bedroom, the girl with purple hair grinning at you eagerly, a handcuff clicking closed around your wrists. When you try to ask her what the hell's going on you find your mouth stuffed with oddly scented meat, and your captor moans,
"Be a good boy and I'll let you finish too~"
8 or 3 decides

Choke on the meat and die, ending this garbage thread.

You heard the lady. Get to it.

double headpat her into submission

Bump

You try to say the first word that comes to mind, bump, the sound coming out muffled. "Good idea" She giggles, beginning to roll her hips, the aroused look on her face turning you on, her hand running across the back of your head and cheek as she uses you
9 or 2 decides

Learn to write better shit.

snap your own neck

You reach up to your neck and yank it with a crack, your nerves quickly shutting down as death embraces you. "Really now?" She sighs exasperately, as though this had happened before, and you hear her chanting a spell with your last thoughts
3 or 8 decides

She mispronounces a word in her spell and brings you back as a Spooky Skelton

Concentrate all your willpower and will yourself out of existence.

You attempt to will yourself out of existence, but the domineering goddess easily overpowers your feeble attempt
4 or 6 decides