Neptunia Thread

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I'm surprised Neptune's getting one. I've given up all hope for Vert/Blanc/notnepgears to get anything nice.

Wait, Noire is getting one too, yay(sarcasm)

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I come here for the lewds

we need more nowa

nowa is love nowa is life

These figures are pure sex

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then what do you say about a fig of PH looking like she's about to have sex?

Dubs confirm that this one of the best things to ever happen to me

The real action is the battle between Noire and Nepgear for third place. Noire has finally managed to crawl ahead, but I wonder how long that will last. Will she finally be knocked out of the top three for the first time in an official poll?

Uni has flown past Vert in support as well, and Big Nep is almost beating IF.

I want to have children and raise them with Nepgear. And let her prepare delicious food for all of us.

I'd have said that it is her fetish, to be surprised by her during the act and to show it to her.

Vert is falling down. It's time to Vert and Vert to save the day.
As long as it's not the Powerpuff Verts.

let us give power to our goddess noire. let's give her power

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I'm afraid Noire isn't my goddess.

>she masturbates to the lewd sounds and tries to sneak a peek of the source

Nepgear is traumatized, but also aroused
Oops

>She films it and masturbates to it later.

Nep Defense Force

Gotta keep it down next time.

Can't blame you for just going at it like wild animals, though.

Why would PH need to be in NEXT form for sexytimes?

She transforms sometimes during lewd time

you know how shares are generated by people being devoted and worshipping a CPU, right?
Well, love, especially during heated moments like having sex, works like supercharged shares, so it can cause random HDD

Does that mean it's impossible to sex Small Nep?

Blasphemy!

She barely have any lewds, though.

She's too small, it would just be a disappointing experience for the both of us and she might die in the process.

it is, but expected hiccups

that doesn't stop /monster/lovers to draw fairies pole dancing around your dick

Couldn't you just go at her with a Q-Tip or something?

I didn't invite you. She's only mine

silly user

Why is she so best?

I'd assume she'd have the ability to stretch like most fairies. Barring that, there are still plenty of non-penetrative ways to love each other.
Just imagine getting a bodyjob from her when she suddenly jumps into vibrate mode.

I want my own Motivation Fairy

Don't we all?

Histy a cute.

I want to post this picture of Noire, so that user has to use an other one.

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HISU

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Jokes on you I already made a better png

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im done

My Histy folder just doubled in size

Thanks.

Histy a baka.

There are only like two Histy animations on pixiv.

When will these be available for preorder?

compileheart.com/countdown/20160721/

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Anyone here know who this is?

You'd be better off trying it in >>>/nep/

I think she's from Omega Quintet

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Think it's the peach haired girl from Omega Quintet. It could be the main character from Monster Monpiece, but I don't remember her having the side ponytail things.

I wouldn't do that in front of children silly user. It isn't out of question when they're not here though.

You would do that in front of adults?

Just keep the children out of the kitchen. Maybe keep them with Neptune. Not like Neptune can cook, and she'd probably keep them busy while you're with Nepgear.
Then Neptune wouldn't find out what you're doing with Nepgear either.

That is Otoha from Omega Quintet

That's an idea. But according from various sources, Neptune might take the opportunity to show things much worse than that to children. Or take a look at the worst moment. Or both.

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Bad end.

I see, thanks.

Fuck.

Go in balls deep anyways.

L-lewd
Give me a few minutes to think

Are you implying that Neptune would do naughty things to her cousins? That's incest!

You must have an expression level of Enthralling in order to survive this situation.

That's what I was thinking.

After all, you and Gear are deep into it, at that point, your reason would melt away and replace your mind with the need to mate hard and deep.

Nothing will stop you both from fucking like wild animals.

I wouldn't stop until she got pregnant. Even if it was a safe day.

Whyyyy

You mean wincest

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Is "flat" rather hard to draw for artists?

haha, time for heresy Iffy

I hope someone screencapped these for future use

My body definitely wasn't ready.

Poor Neptune.

It was great, though.

I doubt Ram would know what was going on either according to some official material.
Uni would probably be too embarrassed, but I guess gives way to a potential threesome in the future.

Somehow flat girls always look happier with big tits.

Speaking of screencapping did ANYONE save that autistic post about "The Plan" to bully neps via villainous submission?

The only things I can recall from that post are;

If only I wasn't retarded and saved it

I think Uni would, realizing that now might be her last chance to do something with Nepgear before she's carried away, would desperately do anything to get her foot in the proverbial door

As for Ram I was basing it on the Blancella/Noirina seen from Megatagmension, where the two idols are performing and only Ram recognizes them

I usually save them. But I have no idea what I called them. Only ones I can think of are this one and the Bad End one.

Guru guru dorimu!

CUTE

Aaaah, the bad end. Truly a fun thing to write

Should I write more?

KAKKOI!

I think we could all use some more writing. And OC in general.

Definitely. I should try writing some more, now that my problems are in the process of being solved.

Will have to think of which Nep to do next
Without involving my fetish, since people tend to sperg out about it

That's really good news to hear. Just hope things continue as they are for you and nothing else bad comes up.

What is your fetish?

F-futa
And worse, unmentionable things
Pls no bully

Well the most prominent fetish I've seen in the western Nep community is Spanking, so probably that.

Well, actually, I have three months to find somewhere else to live, with the city's aides coming to the help and chances of ending in a social home (with big reductions to the rent). However, there's still the possibility that I find nothing before those three months are passed, and I'm still fearing that.

Mention the unmentionable

Well never mind then. But since you asked for no bullying, I will refrain from it and allow you to continue enjoying Hermaphroditism.

Ah, well that's still not a great situation then. Just hope things go over well for you in the end.

Please don't mention that faggot
And dont look at the entire community based off him

I am not opposed to nep-on-nep futa action

What could possibly be more unmentionable especially here of all places?

good taste

Oh I know most people in the community don't like that. I was just saying that since the guy said it was a fetish people here don't like. That was just the first thing I thought of.

Nu

I'll do a Rom vanilla continuation
Slow sex

There's a webm of Uzume going oraoraora, right?

Blanc either kills you or decides to fuck you until you become afraid of women for the rest of your life.

Haven't seen one. But pic related

Off by one.

You know how to push my buttons you bastard

Another Fairy Fencer F: Advent Dark Force review is up! techraptor.net/content/fairy-fencer-f-advent-dark-force-review

oh right the game is actually out now

Not until Tuesday. Seems only a few outlets are posting reviews though.

3 days to go

Who bitch is this?

omega quintet character.

see

Oh. I've skimmed through the thread, but didn't notice.

What are you hiding in there?

I don't recall telling you to stop

Keep going

Ram wants it too

They were originally .bmp files but this site doesn't allow those. So I had to convert them to .jpg
So that might be the reason why, not sure though.

Soon

All in due time

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W-what are they doing?

This has been one of the lewdest threads we've had in a while

S-sorry

It's okay user
I kind of started it

Nepgear is Ramming Rei.

Aw snap.

Hahahahahahaha

More

But it's true

this will go down as one of the best threads in out history, hope someone is keeping screencaps

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Brrn making screencaps of thr stories, but the issue is that ill probably forget what I named them later.

We've gone too far, but it's too late to stop

when he's done(which hopefully isn't soon) put them in a zip, name it somehow, put on mega, or throw them into pastebin while they are still here so they get added to the OP pastebin
I'm off to sleep now, hope to see more when I wake up

thanks again, Rom is such innocent little cutie I would not have it any other way with than slow consensual love making

I want to treat Rom and Ram like they were my daughters
but, why do I want more

More like Lewd Neps Edition

No user we're making history right now that's why it's called Histoire

How old is she?

Immortal years old

I wouldn't exactly call her immortal since Nepgear didn't have any trouble butchering her, but how old was she when she stopped ageing?

If we'll go by R;B1, zero. They appeared like that immediately.

CPU's die relatively easily, they just don't age. I think Rom and Ram are still aging/growing, Neptune mentioned Nepgear was smaller some time ago.

More like imouto years old

Super and Hyperdimension CPUs seem to age slowly until they hit an apparent age of about 16-18.

Whereas Ultradimension seems to just freeze aging after the CPU Memory is activated.

It's a shame, physically she's a fine young woman in HDD. If only the brain were able to catch up.

Any possibility of a cute lewd Histy story?

Hyperdimension CPUs don't age. Candidates do, a little.

This series has really deep lore

Maybe, there'd be no penetration
And it might be rough

As long as she's not getting hurt, it's fine, isn't it?

About as deep as Dark Souls.

Etc., you get the point.

Inb4 she sleeps in your boxers and has fun inside

It could potentially have deep lore, but 95% of that deep lore would still basically be immortal teenage girls acting like immortal teenage girls.

The other 5% is genocide/Conquest

Nep's sort of the opinion that Peashy isn't really bright…but Tsunako's strips seem to paint her as a human average intelligence with teen Pii.

Sort of hard to say really. Then again Nep might be a mega genius who's too fucking lazy to actually invent anything except the occasional new formulation of Nep Bull.

I'm still convinced Neptune is just acting retarded to get away from responsibility and that she's actually the smartest of all the goddesses

I think that's the case too, given all the stuff you can read between the lines on her with. Like how she taught babby IF and Compa about fiscal responsibility.

I don't know about the smartest part, but she's certainly pretty smart and aware. Even responsible when she has to. I'm pretty sure everyone here who's played the games knows this.

That wasn't the plan, but I'll do that too
>Once she's certain you're not awake she calls herself, letting the vibrations rack her body as she rubs her moist mound against you, licking along it as she hugs it

Thats mai fetish

You did good

I didn't say she's the smartest…I'd probably say Nepgear probably qualifies for that. Although on average CPUs are probably better engineers/scientists than humans.

I'm digging it.

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Do all rooms have security cameras?

Also and ID change

Quite hilarious.
Though that wouldn't actually cause a vibration unless she was calling with a different phone. She'd just end up speaking to her voicemail settings.

Hello everyone. I'm plushieanon and I come forth with a small update.

I finally got time to go out and look around for fabrics and while I was able to find fabrics perfect for plushies I couldn't find any of it in purple, at all, not dark, not light, nothing. This is quite obviously a very very bad thing for obvious reasons. However, there may be hope, I only checked on fabric stores that were close to my home so perhaps if I expand my search-area I will be able to find purple fabric. I'll give a report about this when I get to it, I'll most likely do it this week.

If I still I'm unable to find purple of that fabric I could use other type of fabric for it but I really wouldn't like to. Mixing up two types of fabrics, and one of it, one very important part of the plushie itself, not being really plushie-like, rubs me the wrong way.

Other option would be to just go for another character for the prototype, probably Noire.

On the good side of news I've been starting to work on a pattern for the "body" of the plushie and so far I think it's going well. I may show a prototype made with leftovers fabric next weekend to see if you guys like it or not.

Sound fantastic plushieanon

Are online purchases out of the question?

Sure
I was actually thinking she cranks her ring time as high as it goes, then she calls UltraHisty, immediately hangs up, so UltraHisty calls back and waits as it rings, and rings, and rings

Maybe
Now for my actually planned one, modified to continue that one
Next I'll finish the Rom story, any ideas after that
Also when I gitgud at drawing, I might try my hand at some OC doujins

Wonderful.

Kinda. Living in a borderline dystopic third world hellhole with an ever crumbling economy is not fun at all. From what I've gathered this fabric in specific is an export and that's the reason I couldn't find any purple, because it's not been brought over again.

That's a shame. Good luck user, with both your project and getting by in your country.

Good shit, user!
Also I'm trying to get back into drawing and trying to get gitgud as well

Forgot to take my sage off

Good luck with that. I would like to see people here start drawing more OC, but I also know that drawing is incredibly hard to get into since it takes so much practice.

I am diamonds

That's not what I mean

Actually I'm good at copying, so if I really wanted to I could basically start ripping Tsunako's artstyle (These eyes here, this face there etc)
Course, then I need a scanner, and a Tsunako game with good male protags

Sweden?

I'm assuming by housekeeping you mean Mina

Shed probably love to hear what you did to the twins

At least user could do what CFW Trick could never do

I'd guess he's in Venezuela.

On another note, this user is just getting all the CPUs. Started out with a Nepgear that he's presumably already slept with before. Now he's just going after everyone. It's scary what not respecting people's privacy can evolve into.

No, by housekeeping I mean housekeeping
Did you forget we're in a hotel in Planeptune?

O-Oh…

Wonder where Plutia is

Ahh, dang. Yeah, you might just want to shift characters for the prototype then if you can't find it. That really sucks.

I'd like to see that!

If only. Would be 100 times nicer if so.

This user got it right.

That's a strange expression. What is it conveying?

I'm sorry, user. It could always be worse though

Uweeeeh~

Hey guys, I just had a fortune cookie today and it said

And the next full moon will be August 18th!

What could it mean? Neptune shows up to me in her cocktail dress?

I got the exact same fortune cookie last time I went to my favorite Chinese restaurant. Absolutely nothing happened. Of course the time prior to that, my fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it at all, so maybe the two cancelled out.

What are the prospects of dyeing materials? You might get purple by that route.

Thought so.

Yeah, Zimbabwe or something like that I guess, but then he wouldn't be on a Vietnamese interpretive origami board…

Chris Chan playing a Neptunia game in Twitch

Nah, his "Vagina" will kill him before that happens.

I hope we have a memorial thread when he dies

I'm sure a lot of anons are planning on that

Oh god dont remind me. I cant believe his friends on facebook are finally nailing some common sense in him.

There's no way he could maintain one for any length of time before having a Julay moment and getting shut down.

It was bad enough watching him dry hump his Lastation 3.

you don't know how bad i want nep characters to populate cwcville and star in the new sonichu comics

I wonder which ones would be merged with Pikachu and which ones would be merged with Sonic.

patiently awaiting part where "Mister user's" head is about to be blown off by a hammer but the twins stop her long enough to let him go in for a kiss

Might do her next
Have some of the old Rednal comics while I think

Neptune is a slut. A SLUT.

And the unexpected came. I might get a good PC for the neps faster.

I just got a call from the director of the city's hospital, who received my CV through the city's office, and who wants to see me next week for a job interview.

In addition, with such a job, I might have a new home faster, due to house owners giving more importance to people with jobs, especially when they're as secure as jobs from the city itself.

Good things are coming

The Neps deliver. Praise be upon them.

I praise the Purple Sister daily. I guess that helped.

I'LL MARRY YOU NEPTUNE

Don't forget to give her a bellyrub.

Just try not to think about the two anons that have been at the altar before you.

Of course user, of course! Whatever she wants!

I was one of the first Neptune fags actually

What Nep games did you play on your Lastation before it got nabbed? Ever played VII?

Only the original one, with less than one hour at mk2.

Jeez, you have something to seriously look forward to then. It better work out

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There's enough dimensions for every user to have their own Neptune

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Trips of Truth

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I want to show them my collection of nep porn

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At least it isn't futa this time.

Wow forgot the
FUCKING MESSAGE
I hate my life

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It's that time of the week.

Of the day, Moe Chronicle or Moe Crystal apparently

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These were fantastic.
Are there any more?

100s, they're on the NISA forums

Seriously? The only thing I remember from their forums is the "Jacob Winters Answers E-mails" thing with the guy who had some weird fanfic of him answering emails for the Neps.

You were better off forgetting that crap, just like nearly everything else that comes from there.

Well I had forgotten about it until he just mentioned the forums.
But if they were the ones that produced the images here then it's not completely crap.
Just probably has about a 99% crap rating. Similar to the stuff on fanfiction.

Different strokes, I suppose, I've never been a fan. Fanfiction is a different beast and I wish there was a better place to publish something that won't get overshadowed by junk.

I agree. The stuff that's been posted here is better than almost everything I've read in that place.

Mk-2 nisamerica.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4362
V- nisamerica.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8988
NISA Fancomics- By the same person, and mostly Nep, but some mugen, Guided Fate etc

nisamerica.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=12582&sid=d8a764649202f37b77395826ac489fcb

That's cause people here actually put effort and thought into the characters they are writing about

I doubt we'll get DAL. Probably too much of a pain to get the license for a crossover game considering it's not a directly owned by CH thing.

Anything not self insert?

Apparently Compile Heart has developed some DAL games. So who knows?

Well wouldn't say that automatically makes it bad, but that usually is a warning sign there. But you have to remember that all the stories here also have self inserts, so it definitely isn't bad in and of itself. Just executed poorly. Probably has more to do with what this guy said here

Interesting.

But the stories here are mostly about "if I could, then I'd nep a nep like this", not about "and this is how I saved mai waifu from Arfoire and saved Gamindustri all alone". Most fanfiction is in the later category. Just remember the origins of Mary Sue.

Yes, well I can't argue with that. That has to do with the being poorly executed part from my last post though. Not everything is like that, but I would say that most people there are just Reki Kawaharas in the making.

I'll still pass.

And sadly those are the people that the masses flock to for some reason.

I'll take it as a compliment, considering the things I've written here, so thanks.

…And then I've taken a look at - I'll never complain again at my own writings.

I know right? It's awful. Wasn't Fifty Shades of Gray initially a Twilight fanfic from that place?
That's just the absolute worst. Why can't good writers become famous?

Self inserts are ok, but only if it's a soft self insert (Ie: Someone anyone could self insert as) while the characters themselves must lead the story
If you want some real autism, enjoy
fanfiction.net/s/7938433/1/As-You-Like-It
fanfiction.net/s/8640789/1/Much-Ado-About-Nothing
fanfiction.net/s/9112637/1/Much-Ado-About-Nothing-Xtreme-Legends

Yeah, admittedly I have as well. And a part of me feels like I should finish what I started, but another part of me thinks I should just let it die.

Also, most of the Mk2 stuff is deleted from what I've seen. But most of it is awful. It's like they aren't even trying to keep people in character. And don't get me started on the plethora of UniGear shipping…

No thanks. I'll leave that to the people who haven't been traumatized by Halfchan to enjoy.

While we're on the subject of self insert fanfics, mind if i share some with you guys?

I find these to be good.

fanfiction.net/s/5473835/1/Elfen-Lied-Interruption

fanfiction.net/s/5792734/1/Sleeping-with-the-Girls-Vol-I-Fictional-Reality

Well, it isn't bad in itself, but the sheer number of bad fanfics basing themselves off it doesn't help at all.

That being said, I'll try beginning to write something tonight, the recent news are motivating me to.

The yuri gets derailed by muh sweeping epik
Also Megatag makes UniGear all but canon

Every fucking time with these people

I remember hearing that but yeah, that's pretty much life. Do something good? Ok. Do something bad? You will always be reminded of it and some people won't ever let it go.

Shipping and yuri I don't even mind, but when it gets rampant to the point to where that's all that's there is lame as hell. The haters of both sides need to cease breathing honestly.

I don't get the militant side of either part of things. I think self-inserts are pretty boring due to how they can drag narratives down, but I can get the appeal of it and understand that people would like it. I think yuri's adorable and you can write it a lot stronger, but the way some people get rude and aggressive about it and try to deny what others might enjoy is also ridiculous.

Also, you posted a picture of one of the only Neps actually confirmed as gay when posting against yuri. That's kinda funny.

Yuri goggles in action.
In reality, the Neps were written to be ambiguously gay or straight to appeal to both audiences.

Firstly, Megatag was developed by Tamsoft.
Secondly, if you consider anything in Megatag as canon, then the drama CDs and bonus voices are equally as valid, if not moreso since they are actually in the canon mainline games/came with them.
Thirdly, spinoffs are usually more risky with the sexuality of the Neps since they can test the reaction without actually confirming shit since they can always fall back on it as being noncanon in case it backfires. If they do make an SI in the 4GO game, then I'll be expecting them to allow the player to date any of the Neps. That doesn't mean that the Neps are heterosexual, though. After all, the sexuality of the Neps isn't even a main focal point of the series. It's just a parody of the video game industry, so their sexuality is open to interpretation because it's not important. They just put in undertones because they know it'll boost sales with certain demographics.

Noire literally states that she's not a lesbian in VII when K-Sha asks her though.

I don't mind yuri but back on cuckchan it was always

Hey, guess what type of fanfic people really tried to push in nepgen for quite some time, let me give you a hint, it involved Rom being yuri-raped, Noire going to literal hell and Blanc with big boobs

Saying you play for the same team as a psycho wouldn't pan out well.

Pointing that out certainly brightened my day for this god awful shift.

I only remember one of those.

Sounds terrible.

Oh, so that one actually made it into V-II

I don't think you understand the whole "tsundere" thing, user.

You don't know the half of it, user

Eh, in that instance it obviously wasn't a tsundere thing since she talks completely differently when she's using tsundere lines.

I frequent otherchan more, perhaps i should go check nepgen out.

Can't be that bad.

It's not as bad as it used to be during the Yurinazi era but it's still pretty awful and stagnant. Wouldn't recommend.

I don't know if they're as bad these days but you should still remain cautious

I think you both haven't seen that scene, as she was not acting tsundere. K-Sha didn't even hear her. She didn't say something like "It's not like I have feelings for you or anything!", she just literally stated that she doesn't swing that way after K-Sha thought she did and ran away. There's no room to interpret it otherwise.

Don't bother.

but probably written by CH

I really hope, or rather, wonder, if all you people who go into "all neps are hetero sperg mode remove yuri crusade because I let nepgen shitposting influence my thoughts and opinions" realize the hypocrisy and the irony of your behavior.

I'm pretty sure when a spinoff is being made, CH only gives them guidance when asked, but only then. They spend their own resources on their own games, such as V-II and making sure their own games are great.
Also, those first two points I made weren't serious points since the argument that Megatag confirms anything is stupid in and of itself. The third point was a real point though.

I already stated that I don't mind yuri
But saying "all the Neps are lesbians all the time and anything otherwise is wrong" is pretty fucking annoying

did you forget that we had vote about it?

Don't have the pic for it

To be fair, quite a few people here are blatantly saying that the Neps are confirmed lesbians which I believe is the real issue here.
Yes, there are those of us who hate yuri, but as long as people don't try to pass it off as canon, then I don't mind.

Oh right.

Eh, wasn't too bad.

Still prefer this place, though.

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Well, nowadays they actually have the right to free speech (mostly). Like I said, it's much improved from the fascist regime from a few years ago where anything that the janitor didn't like got deleted.

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i hadn't seen that post in ages, he is still nepping

I give absolutely no shits if you/someone likes yuri, but please don't pretend headcanon is canon

Precisely this.

To play the devils(nepgen's) advocate, these days there's very few truly cancerous people there, like spankfag or "zombie", or however the fuck they are calling the guy trying to force yuri, mind you the overall place is still terrible place, but let me show you the true source of the issue, 4 pics from a very recent thread, last one from already dead thread

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Yeah that usually happens every thread there back when I was still going there. It was awful.

Also, the yurifag was called "Ghost" and he kept doing shit like waiting until the thread was about to get archived, post a final message saying that the Neps were lesbians and the fact that he got the final word in the thread proved it. He also had new threads of completely random games without any sort of content on it that he would make and publish for simply so that the nepgen threads would get archived before anyone could reply. But he kept getting reported so I think that stopped.

I wonder how they reacted to Noire being confirmed het in VII, that must have taken a giant shit on the whole nepnowa scene.

so far i feel these anons doesn't like love

Well, I won't disagree with that guy there.

I've not played FF so I can't comment on it's MC but I liked Takt a lot because he was a snarky jerk and actually had some interactions with everyone that went beyond doki doki waku waku Takt-kun kyaaaaa~

Do you honestly believe that kind of stuff affects shipping? Any kind of shipping at all, be it on Neptunia or any other type of series?

That's pretty much Fang from Fairy Fencer. Just add a dash of Neptune into the mix and you're pretty much set for who Fang is.

I could keep going, but I actually like my brain cells, so I want to spare them the agony

nice ass you have there user

Well now they refer to him ghostroach or zombie, and funny thing, you could say I found a reverse Ghost when I looked at the /u/ archive

No, I just meant that there's no way that can be canon anymore. I don't mind yuri as long as it isn't declared canon.

Good, let the cancer just stay there.

they reacted like shown here
…wait what…HOTWHEEEEEEEELS
CODEMONKEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Nice arse

Ah, yes. Logic.

Right. There was a guy in Halfchan's nepgen as well that people called "Drew." Don't know if he's still there or not, but he was like the reverse of Ghost. Though most of the time, I think he only replied to people like Ghost telling them why they were stupid, but then the conversations devolved from there on both sides of the debate. Well, a debate uses reason, so maybe not the right word for that…

This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about. They're almost calling the game shit since there's no yuri in it

Solaire has a lot of dakis. Even one that is really cute.

Now you can hopefully understand why some of us cuckchan refugees can get triggered at the mention of yuri
But hey, as long as you can accept that Blanc and Vert are 69'ing each other while I'm showing my sharestick up Blanc's pussy and Vert is enjoying the mixed taste, you are alright in my book

I already know why user
I was there after all

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Everything is fine now brother, we have found our valhalla

Who wants To drink coffee on the sofa under a blanket together?

To Blanc: can I hug you?
To Nep: can we play games together?
To Rei: will you ever come back you adorable dork?
To P-ko: Have you ever tried anal?

Then Blanc, how about a date instead?

Noire, should I remove you from the party for a few missions in Hyperdevotion to let the other characters shine a bit and actually develop?

Neptune, will you transform for me?

The spin-off games are explicitly non-canon so while fun, they aren't important.

The 4-7 main games are of course irrefutable.

The gray area is the anime and various mangoo. I'd assign a high priority to Tsunako 4koma's since it's fucking Tsunako. The other stuff…I think overall they are interesting in that they explore general character interaction but you can have a wildly different character interpretation from work to work. For example Megami Tsuushin's Blanc is generally much more sedate than the Blanny in Hello New World.

How fucking stupid can you get? There's official art where she's not on her damn book.

Go and stay go.

Neptune, can I pat your head?

Nepgear, will you be the socket to my plug?

I-I can make pudding!

Not a problem

Neptune let's have pudding together

Yeah, that's what the second point was stating. It was showing that if the person I was speaking to was considering events in MegaTag to be canon, then everything would be canon and we would, therefore, have conflicting content.

Third time in a row, this is fantastic

Blanc, let me wear your hat.

Well, to be fair if an user wanted to go by a "many universes" interpretation, you could say everything that happens in Neptunia that is published with IFI approval is technically canon…but everything outside the core games occurs in dimensions that will never ever interact with Hyperdimension. And that they also contain "shards" of the main characters that may be wildly different than what we may be familiar with personality wise (which is something that even affects Ultradimension and Superdimension).

Either way, it's not important.

Wear it with pride and honour, user

I personally like the many worlds, or in this case many dimensions interpretation that everything is canon in it's own bubble.

It's the middle of summer, so let's post some beach body ready Neps.

It's in moonrunes, but the story should be easy enough for anyone to follow visually.

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Neptune in a lewd chain bikini when?

Noire, let's cosplay together!

Uni, Noire, Nepgear, let's play a co-op game together!

Noire, will you help me drown my world in absolute anarchy?

Nepgear wants you to betray Lastation so she'll join

dengekionline.com/elem/000/001/327/1327882/

o-oh… oh no

I hope it's not shit

Plutia, will you sleep with me?

Hopefully it will be alright…

Every time I see this I feel like my insides are being torn out

I think I'll wait until the countdown finishes to start speculating on what it is
Still, if it is another Idol game, let's hope they've learned from the mistakes of Producing Perfection

Even though I know what happens after that it still doesn't stop the pain of seeing this holy shit

I want to hug and comfort sad Neptune.

Interesting decision.

Christ almighty, that pic.

Poor Neptune.

this is good for my heart

They don't pull any punches sometimes…

Nepunepu*Connect: Chaos Champuru
I don't see anywhere in the page about an idol game. Just that it's name is being revealed.
Telling lies on the internet is bad, user.

though I know what happens next

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Literally for a series that's about cute girls doing cute things it sure hits close to the feels far too often

This has me in literal tears
Holy shit

It really isn't a series of cute girls doing cute things.
The first two games in the series were pretty deep and V-II is really dark at times as well. The only one that isn't dark at all is V.

Nep not's the only target, the pictures by themselves explain the situation.

CPU killer arrows vs Rei

Which is sort of funny since there's a share of shit in there that should damn well be treated dark.

Wait, is that a manga/doujin in which Rei isn't acting like a completely useless buffoon?

Yes.

Noire are you a Trap

well than can I get a kiss on the cheek

ok which one of you has the disgusting fetish of hand holding?

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Now that we've had some depressing Nep and some depressing Rei, let's have some (largely) depressing Blanc. Again, moonrunes but you can tell whats going on without the words.

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but why

thanks drag and drop

Because I didn't have that.

Should I try to create more lewd next thread or have I done enough damage?

Save it for the next thread after that

Feel free to do as you please.

You've done enough damage user, please, I just want non lewd Neps doing non lewd things.

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My guardian Nep just saved me from Lewd Satan

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Is Big Neptune your guardian Nep?

Most _Vert yes.
mfw I only have lewd vert in my nep folder

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I only have one of Vert

I don't even like Vert much (physically I mean) but I still have 2 doujins of her.

So I should do Vert next thread? :^)

First pic related is for you two. I just wanted an excuse to post it

second pic is for you two

Just try to stop me
I might even build on her shota fantasies from the first game

I like those dubs, so I'll let you in on a secret.
I'm the user who dumped most of the lewd scenes of V-II, via pics because I'm retarded, a few weeks back and could care less about lewd or non-lewd neps
tl;dr: challenge accepted
pls no user

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More

As the thread OP I feel like it's my duty to put the killers in place

Rolling for cutie

I guess 5pb is pretty cute. Not sure about peacock though.

Please can I have compa?

Yes

Compa and Ms. Manual
I know there is a pun somewhere but I'm too happy with my score to care.

What's the point of posting the older version of the Chirper thread killer?

I used to post all 5 versions back then, bad habit I need to break out of slowly

Sorry for making so many revisions user.

Rolling for Neptune as usual

Neptune/Histy please.

"ask" killers first? you broke the timeline!

but I got cave two threads in a row

so you good

It's always good to mix things up.

I wanted to post the chirper image of Nepgear saying variety is the spice of life, but I apparently didn't name it anything logical. So instead, picture a Nepgear chirper saying "Variety is the spice of life" in your head.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's an infiltration of angry bull dykes who hate women that enjoy the cock.

>MFW Lesbian and my nepfu is Noire.

Might be better off waiting for a new thread but it's been hours and no one started one yet.

Just realized that RB2 has like 9 endings, one of which is apparently dark to the point of clashing with the general setting. Also nonsensical from a gameplay standpoint considering the anime DLC. Conquest ending aside, any rewards for getting the other endings before going for the real one? Come to think of it, how many chapters does this game have? Just started chapter 5.

I don't mind yuri

It's not like they aren't all lesbos in game anyway

Nep threads make a new thread at page 15, we don't remake just because we're at bump limit.

8 chapters I think? Though the number changes depending on what ending you go for IIRC

It's 6 for all endings but True, and 8 for True.

The game ends just like that? Bit of a problem since I thought I'd go through a NG+ with the Japanese voices and retranslation without any hassle, but I doubt it'll be worth playing 5+ times just to see the differences between versions. Will there be an issue with saving the true ending for last?

Oh boy

I'd post the pic with visual guide to endings but I dont have it

OH BOY

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Alternatively if you have time to burn you can just play through the game about 11 times

haha, time for cancer

roll

Rolling

rollan

Perfect

IT'S A FREE-TO-PLAY CARD GAME

gematsu.com/2016/07/nepunepu-connect-chaos-champions-free-play-card-battle-game-ps-vita

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING WHEN I SAID NEPTUNIA IS SHIT

THERE ARE NO HEROES AMONG MEN

No, you are kidding. Even though this game turns out to be shit.

They made that hype countdown… for this?

And you think we care?

Just spotted this in my nep folder and it cracked me up, Blancfags beware

i would pefer a fightning game but card game? really??

we still have 4GO

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you won't get all of the CGs on one save file if you do this, though.

In all honesty we got no translated news on this so it really could have been anything. Meh, we've got Nep vs. SeHa, and Cyberdimension to look forward to. A not-Hearthstone game really doesn't affect much

the only disappointing thing about this is that they had a fucking countdown site for this, instead of "Hey, we are making F2P totally-not-mobage"

I've seen more disappointing things in life

Nips love their mobile games, so it's no surprise

BUT YOU DONT MAKE A FUCKING COUNTDOWN SITE FOR THAT

The page was in Japanese, made by a Japanese company, for a Japanese mobile game. Honestly I think this shows that the neps are getting more and more popular in the Land of the Rising Waifus

Welp, nothing to see here, move along.

Seems like these guys paranoia was right.

What a disappointment.Why the fuck make a countdown for something like this? Jesus.

Well, at least this means 4GO won't get a half-assed effort because resources are being divided into two games. That's something, right?

Also

Who the hell releases a mobage for Vita but not for smartphones

That's just a bad business choice no matter how you see it

It's bad for CH, but at least Uni won't starve to death quite as fast at the end of her console life.

That is indeed very puzzling.

japan did that a few times

I've heard of Japanese companies converting mobage to vita games before like with kancolle, but not making free to play mobage specifically for the Vita.
I really hope Gematsu is wrong about this, but I highly doubt it.

All I can hope for now is that this game will be fantastic on V-II levels.

Also, wtf is wrong with Gematsu.
Not to mention they have scans of cards in the game with characters they didn't even mention

naked Plutia

I thought Plutia was flat. That's what the anime lead me to believe anyway. You're making me question my beliefs sir. I'm not comfortable with that.

This CG frame is the closest thing I have to an official nude Plutia, but you can barely see her front.

Does anyone have a version of that bust size graph with her on it? Mine only lists RB2 characters.

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