Evolve-Its still really bad

I recently started playing evolve because it went free and was wondering if anyone else did the same.

If i was to describe the gameplay its like a rousing game of "Bully The Nerd"
Usually the nerd is the monster but sometimes the hunters get bullied too. One side or the other will be savagely bullied and then the game will end. I think ive only played one game so far out of many where the teams felt balanced and this is probably only because our medic was a vegetable.

Anyone else feel similar or not?
If you bought the game you should probably kill yourself

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A friend convinced me to download it now that it's F2P. It's "fun with friends", but almost any game is.

Some of the Heroes just seem to vary wildly in performance. I never really did figure out how to use Jacks repulsor beam, who was the trapper on rotation.

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Why even split up people who team? We left 100% of the games where it assigned one of us monster, because we queued to play a game together.

There is also no reason whatsoever to push someone off of a job where only one person preferred. If someone joins a game as a trapper and nobody else wants trapper, that person should be trapper. Always. If someone else wanted to be trapper, they'd have queued as it.

Or here's a real fucking radical idea - match people with only people who want to play as different roles, and never match together 5 people who all want to be monster.

This is the main reason the game is actually losing 3000 players every day.


Evolve has some of the worst balance I've seen. Some of the heroes actually are just completely useless in comparison to the other heroes. When they try to balance them, they either don't have any effect on the hero at all, or they make them just completely unplayable.

They've had years to balance characters. It's disgusting that it's still so bad.

the upgrade system really shits on new players too

Name a modern shooter that doesn't, they're all deigned to punish new players as much as possible to strong arm them into buying booster packs to unlock the more powerful weapons and useful attachments because they can't git gud

It's a meh game, fun with mates. Abe a best. It's fun getting into your role and being the best at it, besides that though, the game is still just meh. Should be more like an extra game mode rather than a full thing.

so it's a whole game around pic related?

Its like 1st person monster hunter.


but if the monster had high mobility

Go play Overwatch if you want to play a safespace-game where nobody can win or lose too hard thanks to rubberband-gamedesign.

RPG is a cancer to gaming

It's actually fairly balanced. Only the medics have any significant difference in quality. Rest just requires different kinda approaches.

How do people even get to sink in 10 hours into this game? It feels like a mode in another game, not an entire game. There's nothing to really keep you playing.

It's fun?

It used to be quite fun. Before they dumbed it down for f2p. Good assymetric game with depth.

It's kinda fun, but there's something about it that didn't click with me at all. Granted I got it when it went Free 2 Play, but I'm really curious if it had much more depth when it was a full 60 price game

They've greatly casualized the game since Free2play.

Jewing their community was the problem

The game being slow paced wasnt the problem

the game is an imbalanced turd
if i want to win as monster ill go wraith
if i want to win but put some effort into it ill go goliath
why do awful games attract ego filled shitters?


everyone can put down domes and they redid the monsters strength per level
what else did they do cuz that doesnt sound too bad

Only if the hunters are uncoordinated retards. Even stage 3 is not a quaranteed win if the hunters are good.

You're full of shit, the only way to have fun with this game is to play monster, and even that can get boring after a while because the hunters can't do shit against a decent monster.

A monster hunt sounded like a good idea but it plays like a worst version of left 4 dead. The limited modes and selectable characters didn't help it either. Also, the thought of trying to make it an e-sport instead of a full game really doomed it to fail from the start. Is there porn of the other characters that isn't the wraith?

No one ever seems to know what to do against a wraith. Only times I've been able to do it is when I got support and drained the armor at stage 1.
Never once lost as her. Even at stage 1. Sometimes I'll jump them at the drop zone if I feel like salt mining

Wow, what champs.


I've killed plenty of stage 2s. A competent assault and a trapper go a long way.

Not only can everyone put down domes, but the domes are centered on the monster and the prompt to deploy them appear on the screen when the monster is in range and in the camera's view(even if you can't actually see the monster), meaning you can never miss a dome, and can always be sure the monster is inside it
Also, the new trapper ability is a scan that shows the whole team where the monster is, and outlines the monster for the trapper when close enough
And they also redid the maps to be much brighter
Basically stealth isn't a thing anymore, which was kind of the whole point of the game, allowing monster and hunters to "hunt" each other equally
Now it's just an arena shooter with lots more chasing and running
Also they removed the most interesting monster and sent him to the farm down the road because that fatass just doesn't have a place in the hustle & bustle of the modern world

Hilariously this also made wraith more OP, because now she's hit and run instead of hit and hide, and so has to be able to tank hits in open combat, even from stage 1

from what i've heard this was an issue before the f2p. Having to que 3-5 times with a friend or two just to get into a mach isn't really screaming team game.


Because they feel good knowing they'll always win using unbalanced team comps, or overpowered items. Go to any shitty Russian p2w fps and you'll see tons of this guy, hugboxing each other, and blowing dicks as if cum was their lord and master because they're 'good' at a shitty game.

What's with the sudden spate of Evolve threads?

Did the F2P thing happen recently, or are we being shilled?

The influx happened when it went F2P and people here actually got to get their hands on it.
Unfortunately the F2P version has gone through so many changes it's barely the same game anymore
Evacuation mode sounds so fucking interesting why was it cut

the game just sounds like a huge mess of wasted potential
maybe if valve bought this title too we might have had something half decent at some point.
At the very least it would be more mod friendly i bet

being able to escape from domes seems like a good idea instead of making it a guaranteed thing but from my perspective the monster has enough advantages. Even with the dome i have a hard enough time cutting the monster off sometimes. Placing dome responsibility on one person is huge pressure and an intelligent player autist with detailed experience plays the game all day every day using only the same characters and the right perks could stay away from a hunter squad indefinitely
Yeah monster strength isnt very persistent

Behold, the normalfag goy in the wild.

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…But it's free. That's the opposite of jewery

Just saw a youtube video where Totalbiscuit basically shilled for the game. Dudes reviews have changed a lot lately. It honestly felt more like he was defending the game rather than reviewing it.

Dude's got to make the bucks for his hospice care. He only has a year or two left before he's sucking down pain killers and shitting out the last of his guts. Maybe being a TotalSellout will mean his wife doesn't become TotallyBroke when she becomes his widow.

I mean someone has to paid for Orion's college.

There's barely any porn, as is, and personally, I'm glad most of it is of the Wraith.

Perfect organism. Her structural perfection is matched only by her hostility.

Reminder that Lost Planet had a monsters vs humans mode back in like 2007 that was actually enjoyable

If you care so much about roles then you can just play Ranked, where role picking stays final if you're quick enough

Bump for Wraith-sama.

How long until people start jokingly using this game to ERP?

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I will never understand people who enjoy typing a fucking wall of erotica text to each other.
What's more, they making fucking backstory but for just single purpose to "fuck".
What is this bullshit?

Yeah, but I'm talking with the game.

It's older than you think, and is mainly the end result of boredom.

Well, it's less of a wall of text, and more like lines of text to get the imagination off to.

Besides, I think it's more implied that the game be used to "roleplay", more than anything else.

What do, Holla Forums?

No, see, I understand when people exchange just bits of text, up to 2-3 sentences at a time, to turn each other on.
It gets weird when they come up with porn-sonas and describe their backstory in insane detail for 5 pages, including parent's job, highschool grades and the age of first alien abduction.

Well, it's mostly the former, in this case.

I mean, there is a lot of visual feed to this game, in the first place.

happy merchant

What a solid design

rekt thread out of nowhere.

Humans are as perfect as it currently gets. Maybe when we achieve transhumanity we'll be even better.

God damn that guy's post flew right over your head

I think you're seeing things. Nothing he said could be remotely viewed as a joke.

Watch Alien

Should really be 30+ only, here.

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Or maybe they just highlighted that part of the post and pressed the post number, retard.

stop bumping this thread you dumb nigger

Go back to SA, FP, or wherever you and your understanding of that asinine rule comes from.

It's enjoyable to write and read nicely. Back in the days I used to lurk an imageboard that would ban people with poor grammar.

The fact that the Wraith is a retarded ez-mode monster didn't change though.

Overwatch

Transhumanism is a Jewish meme. When they talk about intellectuals ruling over a technocratic and augmented society, they're talking about a cabal of Liberal Arts Professors ruling over furries with iPhones embedded in their retinas.

If it's free then you don't have to sell it to me.

is that name of his asperger son?


TB is total shill nowadays especially for anything blizzard

I just saw this thread on page 0 and am bumping to spite you. Ifyou don' like a thread hide it, if it breaks the rules report it, do not go into the thread and complain about how much you dislike it, nobody cares and you could be spending your time reading quality posts, responding to quality posts, or making quality on topic threads, all these things are a better way to spend your time than literally surrounding yourself with people who like the thing you don't like.

tl;dr
lurk more post less you mad faggot.

>>>/reddit/
bumping a week and a half old thread every two days with shitposting isnt content
if you didnt have fucking downsyndrome youd see i made the thread.

But yeah, it is his name.

Just filter it :^)

If you don't want to get wraithposted on, don't make Evolve threads.

Got it?

Wew

I want to fuck that monster.

Are you sure about that, user?

that name is like salt into wound

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Immersion.
They want to be their character and in their twisted mind, backstories are really important because everyone important has a backstory and they must be really important.
Plus the people who ERP tend to fantasize about their characters a lot so when they come up with a tasty piece of backstory they write it down. It'll add up over the years.

Alright you faggots, since Turtle Rock is doing a big event for Evolve, what would be the best monster to have in the real world. This would include how much it eats, with Wraith and Gorgon eating little compared to the Behemoth and Goliath. You would also have to take into account human threat, so things like the Kraken might not pose too much of an issue since it'll just fly above everyone, but Gorgon with it's acid spit might cause problems.
My vote is for Gorgon still, since it'd be able to fix pest problems in Africa so we can colonize it again.

Wraith, for the simple fact that she'd multiply like fuck, thanks to the fact that her species doesn't have males at all, yet reproduce sexually, and because of that, every man under the sun is gonna want to find out what makes them so "special", with terrible, yet sexually arousing consequences!

Besides, having ravenous mini-kaiju wandering in from the wilderness to smash motors because of their sensitive hearing while looking good is definitely better than ravenous mini-kaiju wandering in from the wilderness to smash motors because of their sensitive hearing while not looking good.

It'd be just like my oriental cultural arts!

Lewd.

Don't worry, he will die of ass cancer for shilling this game of the damned.

Good luck getting society to accept your love.

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What the hell is this?

That's from Crumb's WhiteMan Meets Bigfoot.

This is some kind of allegory for race-mixing. Isn't it?

Crumb is just a really weird guy who loves thick women

Yeah. These "thick" women sure to have groid features, as well.

Don't get me wrong. I like them a bit well-built, as well, but when their faces start etching out like some A Wyatt Mann drawing, my mind starts wondering other-wise.

Well, he has drawn crows.

That's some pretty obvious jungle fever, right there.

Disgusting.

How can people be so bad at the game that they manage to get butthurt by using the most retarded monster AND the one that currently has a game breaking bug in its favor ?

I have a lot of experiences similar to this one, it varies between that or afk/useless team mates, etc
You may get a few ok games but its rare

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I win literally every game as monster.

It's great.

Now how did this thread get back up?

You'll really enjoy this update then, every hunter perk nerfed across the board and specific nerfs to some hunters.
It was already hard winning a game considering my team always consists of drooling retards who don't know what Sunny does and still not do anything when I boost them AFTER writing in the chat the booster's effects.
It seems the devs are intent on listening to shitty monster only players when a good one could already get a 90% winrate in pubs.

Whatever, I'll just try and play the game before it dies again because of retarded devs and publisher just like Legacy.

It's called necromancy. Learn it.

It's in a constant state of necrotism, mate. Nothing other than the death of video games can stop this train.