What is the most ridiculous name for a video game character ? It need not be a major character

What is the most ridiculous name for a video game character ? It need not be a major character.

Mario Mario being canon always bothered me.

Same with Snake being David Doe, it sounds so stupid. Eli Doe is also pretty bad.

Most Final Fantasy names are fucking shit too, Cloud, Lightning, Barret, Chocobo.

Shit, Shulk is a stupid name too.

I can't decide if this a great name or the most ridiculous shit

Whats his name again?

John Doe is a generic American name like John Smith and Black Jones, Doe isn't really his last name.

MASTER CHIEF

Master by itself is alright, but "Master" Chief? It just sounds stupid. It's like a double negative or an oxymoron, He's such a master that he's also a chief? Fuck Halo, I never even understood how people were so thrilled about the lore and story because it's so cookie-cutter.

How is that a contradictory statement? Even if it might sound ridiculous, it doesn't cancel itself out in any way.

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Master Chief (or Master chief petty officer) is an actual military rank, Navy specifically, so your beef is with them, not Halo.

I've never played halo but I found this in under a minute, take it with a grain of salt as I've never been in the navy either