She isn't a Mary Su

Defend this.

I feel sorry for people who actually care about star wars in any form.

I really don't but these things still bother me. Maybe it's also because I played KOTOR1 for the first time recently and that game felt like it was Star Wars. It even got all the small things right about which disney simply never will. Like the regal manner in which everyone talks, small things you expect to see and take for granted but in disney wars, everyone talks normally, or TRIES to seem like they are talking as how star wars characters talk. Finn is a straight up nigger, lando was cool and heck even Sam Jackson spoke eloquently enough to fit the universe.

preaching to the choir, idiot

if she has force user parents, i could see the force grab of the lightsaber when fighting kylo ren as the character's sole use of the force during that movie.
but dominate mind in the interrogation chamber and everything else was bullshit.

Kreia was right.
also , even Sam Jackson hates finn.

Nah even that's bullshit, because Kylo was pulling on that sword too, so not only did she pull the sword, she out powered a much stronger force user somehow.

Plus simply being force sensitive doesn't mean you can unconsciously use the force, you have to have some training and idea in what you were doing. Luke's sole use of the force in the first film was in the climax, after Ben taught him as much as he could teach, in the final battle Luke finally manged to use the force and achieve victory. Then in TPM, Anakin was found to be the most force sensitive person ever, yet he didn't use the force at in the movie.

how the fuck does this even work?

How high is her Midichlorian count?

It's over ____!

The littler mother fucker made a pod racer with a box of scraps in a junkyard, man. And he had way better reflexes than the other racers. Qui Gon said the boy was using the force unknowingly because he was force sensitive.

There's a big difference between being an engineering genius and unconsciously using the force to make yourself a little better at things and straight up force mastery of telekinesis and mind control.

2?

who would?

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Well before EU got burned to nothing by Disney, the Force manifests itself on to Force Sensitives through genius. Perhaps it's not an active ability but they are using the Force passively.

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Also, Anakin was genetically engineered by Plagueis to be a powerful force-user. Rei literally has no excuse for her bullshit.

Rey is the one prophesied to bring balance to the force.

Don't know if it's better or worse that she's just literally a nobody who stumbled into this shit. It makes all the stuff about her having some kind of connection to Luke a lot more confusing, and fucks up all the foreshadowing and mystery from the TFA… which pretty much means there's no reason to watch TFA because there's no secret to Rey's past at all. She was just dumped on a desert planet for no good reason and that's it. She's not the chosen one, reborn like the earlier drafts had her as. She's not Luke's hidden apprentice that he stashed away to keep the EmpireFirst Order from finding her. She's just a nobody… and that makes her Mary Sue qualities even worse.

THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE CUCK WARS IS TO SLOWLY TRANSOFMR IT INTO WARHAMMER 40K

AND THEN PUSH IT ALL THE WAY ON THE SIDE OF FEMINISM OH YEAH

Does she at least show her boobs or something?
Masturbating with Luke lightsaber?
If not…I'll wait for the Porn Parody….

Their decision to have her being a kid from a random couple is just so that she's strong and powerful by herself only and not dependant of some man's Force sensibility who existed before her.
Like you said, in the end she's just a nobody whose story didn't even need 3 fucking movies because she isn't related to the Skywalker saga.

I forgot to add that this new trilogy participates in the destruction of family values. JJ didn't want Han and Leia to be a couple, the main character has no parents, Luke acts completely out of character (why the hell would he want to kill his nephew ffs?!), same goes for Ghost Antifa Yoda.

And this sort of thing exacerbates the Mary Sue accusation. She came out of nowhere and she's literally the most powerful and skilled force user ever.

And there is no reason for that to happen because there is no threat out there that would require such balance of power. This kind of writing decision completely fucks up the drama and the suspense.

Darth Revan is still out there.

#IMWITHHER
#IMPEACHTRUMP

the only time anakin was ever using the force in tpm was in the pod race. qui-gon even states only a force-sensitive human would be able to compete. he was able to build the pod because he worked around machines all day and had to race shit that watto put him in.

this is what's called back story and character development, and the beginning of an arc. but don't tell reddit.

SHE IS AN INDEPENDANT WOMAN AND NEEDS NO MAN IN HER FAMILY TO HAVE THE FORCE, DEAL WITH IT CRYBABY

Yep. Also that race was mario kart tier with the luck involved and his first win. Hardly some grand accomplishment.

underrated post
But people here doesn't give a shit about star wars. They're here for the cringe fest.

Just like how ROTJ would've worked if Endor was Kashyyyk, TPM would have worked if Anakin was the same age as Padme.

Think about how different the prequels would be if that were true, and if Jar Jar was a sith lord who was a normal speaking alien wearing prosthetics.

I guess you haven't heard the expanded universe canon was abandoned. It was officially trashed and made non-canon. Any similarities to what's happening in the new movies is both coincidence and re-branding so they don't have any copyright problems with prior writers.

^This is actually the one place where she isn't a Mary Sue
And the irony is it actually makes her even more of one than she already was…
BRAVO RIAN!

Theres no need to explain, shitlord.

You're not thinking like a Kathleen Kennedy. Don't assume any of this horseshit is all Rian's doing and not passed down from on high.
Rey had to be a nobody because having her be Luke's secret apprentice or Luke's daughter or whatever would be taking precious agency, however small, from marey sue and giving it to a fucking white male.
UNACCEPTABLE!

I loved the podracing. Watch the race again on YouTube. Its pure kino.

Way cooler and more fun then anything in Nuwars

It was great, the feeling of speed and the amazing sound design was incredible.

i couldn't even tell that was happening, but yeha its not uncommon for the children of jedi and sith to have absurd levels of potential.
i mean, force unleashed's lightside ending was the canon origin of the rebel alliance there for a bit.
probably better then what they've replaced it with.

did they really retcon force-jesus?

George Lucas is a huge F1 fan, that's the only reason the podrace scene exists. Not that I'm complaining, I'm a huge F1 fan to and the Episode I Racer game was great.

Graphics are shit. At least the new movies will never look dated.

Just have Darth Maul meet the jedi early and pretend he's a friendly local. Possibly without the devil makeup

Contradicted in first sentence.


I believe it after I saw

that and the ME3 indoctrination theories are shit the companies should of actually just ripped off.
both immediately fit the material and the lore, making what is a shit movie/game immediately better then it actually is.
cause jar jar does dis the jedi every fucking time anakin is in the room even though they literally saved his life.

that's not makeup, that's his species' face.
having jar jar be plagius and darth being under him instead of sheev while sheev is still plagius' main apprentice would stillbe right lorewise since plagius didn't follow darth bane's rule of two.

pod racing game for n64 was fucking lit. I think there was an arcade game too

no, they just adopted the marek family crest as their symbol since he brought them together after this scene.

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I want extended special editions of the prequels tbh.

We didn't even get a pod-racing episode in the Clone Wars cartoons.

this is why i shit on the prequels and stick to the RPGs that actually deal with the force.
which reminds me i need to finish KotoR2 with the restored content, which considering how well the reaction to the movie is going im gonna bet is better then it and a better female main character to boot.
watch them make Revan a womyn if they bring him into canon.

Obviously, but it would still give away he's not a nice boyscout. Maybe give him a chameleon ability to grow the colour\horns at will for the big reveal

They cut that because normies complained about too much politics in Episode I and II.

Fucking normies always ruining Star Wars. George only made one mistake and that was listening to people instead of following his own vision 100%. Some rlm-drones keep repeating the jewish lie that the prequels are bad because he didn't have to take any advice. The opposite is true, the prequels are kino but could have been even better if he just didn't give a shit about what anyone else thought.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

Revan should be a woman, and she should seduce Bastilla to the Dark Side.

or even another racing game.
I'd like a Forza-like Pod Racing game.

She doesn't even fucking train with Luke in the movie. Most that Luke does is explain to her what the Force is, she "experiences" it and then when she's persuaded by a dark force and doesn't fight back against it, Luke stops teaching her.