♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Just woke up. Two hours late for work. Probably going to get fired...
I'm an idiot.

rip in peace

stage one is complete then! and it was adorable, houston we have no problems

for you itll be the best, bae

and for you?

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

well with you i think it can be nothing but the best, of course

Good luck.

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I hope it will, but first the wrestling!

i'm gonna get drunk all day

i love how you think, wrestling to begin with!

your mother would be proud

im a super good judo

Affirmative action.

ive got a fair amount of strength and a lot of stamina, i might be able to do this yet

hola

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Yo.

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Hey

gacht

ill eehh be defensive

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HI GRIM

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one more

that would just be even more adorable

you earned a second

What's good?

.

holy fuck all these replies

I am fully erect

What's up, Tracer?

Where ya been spoils?

Agnosticism

So did you tell Ban how old you were?

HI SUBTLE
HOW ARE YOU

why thank you so much
I'm thinking about making an egg or two and slipping em into a burrito
pretty heavy, but it's 1pm so would make a nice brunch

yum

league with alexis and smiles

K.

Were you late for the upteenth time

go for it. about to brunch it up myself

im off to places, laters everyone and tokaibae

Third time.

and I said, we must write a wall

aiite dude
see you

whats on the menu m8

3 strikes and you're out

damn man

what level are you on league now?

if u said u were sick and thye fired you, you could collect unemployment on their dime.

Not fully erect..

Sounds like fun, teaching scoots at the same time?

Have fun Spoils.

meeting my brother at my mom's for a late mother's day thing. waffles, eggs, hashbrowns etc

I'm sure desu can fix that

c:

I haven't got to play with em yet!

Sounds fun AND tasty

[Atencíon]
How about now?

0 kuk

eh i'm just going for the free food and laundry

Drinking beer and eating tacos.

I'll be a mexican in no time at this rate.

I'm an honest person. I won't say I'm sick if I'm not. It works out, for the most part.

I hated the job anyways.

ahahah

damn m8

Welp. Sucks.

What was it?

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Level problems or too busy?

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Welp could be worse xD
how goesd?

pizza time soon

THIS THE REAL ARIEL!!!!!!

He sure tries ._.

What language is that?
Galician?

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I am a worthy opponent!

I'm not sure, I've always thought it's Spanish.

Looks like it's back to being a NEET.

I work. Er. Worked. At a franchise, called MCL for minimum wage.

Goodnight

Yes

I need to osu less and revise more

But procrastination, it's so sweet

ni ni

Nope, it's just me, Ui.

Didn't Ariel kill herself?

Damn.

Night Goggles.

Revise what?
This from the bottom of my heart, sleeping still better though.

I miss Ariel reading stories to us on tc.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_eGGuKmA_8M

For my exam tomorrow, the module is called "Programming Language Concepts"

Well, maybe you should read for it now since you're basically hitting the deadline.
Also programming, please god no.

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Dicks.

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Both. I don't think scoots has gotten to level 2 yet.

Lost that game, but I got a sweet treat so I wouldn't be so salty

how often does it work?

Is it gay or is it not gay?

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do good though?
lose with dignity?

surrendered, sure

then I went to buy milk, they couldn't wait 10mins and then started without me

Hm
Once I think

ALLAHU ACKBAR

in all these months, once?

rip

impatient nerds.

pic related mfw

lol. both.

Kind of intrigued how that will turn out though.

Tfw wake the fuck up feeling like SHIT

I think he will rage

so much fucking this

In my opinion it's all uncharted waters from now on.

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how is it possible to wake up and feel this much like SHIT

Grim stop being a bitch and bitching to Lexi.

CYOA with Scarlet

you awake, your mouth is incredibly parched and you are feeling quite like shit, so you fancy yourself some pop to wet the ol whistle

you go to the fridge and have these options

Wwyd?

Pitch Black
Baja Blast
Orange Fanta
Code Red
Tropical Punch Kool- Aid

[bitches to you too]

by not posting cock.

you shits couldn't wait 10mins

js

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*unsheathes katana*

You can wait 20 minutes.

coffee

guys I'm really fucking thirsty can someone continue the CYOA

I don't want to die my man

is the game going that badly?

invalid syntax

what the fuck is that shit

Drink water fffs

whichever you like the most. It quenches the best.

White Out.

yup

SAMMY REI

Have you guys not been high given the sweet gift of pop yet? It's quite good

dont get diabetes

Did he ever become the pirate king?

ok

I DON'T HAVE WHITE OUT

I don't think they sell it anymore

I think I'll go for some refreshing Baja blast to kick-start my day :)

You're missing out my man

Europe truly us a back water

eUROPE IS THE CENTRE OF gLOBAL CULTURE.
CHECK YOURSELF

I thought that was China

They better not stop selling it. That would piss me off.

There was nothing like a good White Out after being locked in an abandoned jail interrogation room for 2.5 days and walking home barefooted & dehydrated with the sun beating down on you. I have very fond mbosnianries of that drink.

fond mbosnianries*

I thought that was Japan

60D D4]\/[ ]/\[0RD F1|_73R5.... P|-|U|

Not yet.

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When I lead my glorious March upon the Caliphate of Londinium in 2050, as the day of the rope is in full effect, I promise to you my fellow anglos, that the mighty Thames will run with Mountain Dew Code Red, to signify a sweet but bloody victory over the Islamic hordes.

For the next millennium all taps in England on victory day will have sweet code red coming out of them

I thought that was South Korea

IF I'M ELECTED AS GOD EMPEROR OF MAN KIND I PROMISE TO YOU, THE MIGHTY THAMES WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES AND THE SWEET SWEET NECTAR OF VICTORY AND FREEDOMS, CODE RED

ALLAHU ACKBAR

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He's so senpai race
I'm tired of watching that anime though

little babylon 666

ride the beast

i will now take ALL of the vicodin

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I've seen all of it and read the manga.

Things are kicking off.

lololol

SHRERKT

Erio-chan made it for me

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i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

fuck...........

I love the whore of babylon.

boops forehead

these xans willl have you lit af fam

Jerusalem is such an amazing poem.

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but why?

careful not to black out.
Watch this video, it's hilarious.

some chicks find that breaking out of their eggs to begin their life is too much of a difficult task, so they dont do it

too many people started paying attention to me and going to my youtube and it freaked me the fart out

SKRRRRRT

its a /dreamyouhaveapussy/ episode where you imagine being able to be used as an onahole all day

i.4cdn.org/gif/1463251106000.webm

So cute
I want one someday

That could be a nice thing.

hi thred

anyone else waiting for it to peck that bitches fucking eye out?

smash that like button

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lizards fart??

i know that fucking feeling

tfw waiting for mommy to fucking LEAVE so i can take this vicodin

GROAN ZONE..........o.O

wtf dude read discord.

I will teach it to rap

LOL I DIDNT EVEN TELL HER ABOUT MY IDEA

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WORLDSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

is she leaving?? we needta go shopin

SHOULD I WAKE HER UP UI???????

UI??????????????

WILL I BE ABLE TO FUNCTION GOING SHOPPING ON 20MG OF HYDROCODONE?

yes if she needs to leave for work or whatever.

we need NEED to go shopping

I think so

idgaf, if u can walk u can function

It me

That's not that much.

im 5'3

and i have only done it once but with 10mg simply to help with this pain

JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
FAM

hi

that right there is a good time

20mg is a lot to low tolerance plebians.

hiihihihihihihihihhi~

Dominos are fucking useless.

IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY

don't you tilde at me

WAKE UP

TELL ALISON TO PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE UP.

YOU WANTED TO! go to the store

wake up in the mornin feelin like a valued k-mart customer

I can't believe k-mart still exists.

*cums*

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daily reminder

WHERE IS THE WD40

Okay okay Okay... I'll watch it again, I love when the marines attack him and he gets away somehow

Can you tell me a little about it? I'm still practicing Satanism but I don't know a lot....
and i'm dumb

so fucking cute

anyone else know this /abstract/ feel?

There is a good documentary somehwere. let me find it for you

i want better future for my children

thats why im going to kill mick romney

u mean
this feel?

put em up my man u've never h ad a fight with a REAL man before..

Isle 17, top shelf

there is a hidden meaning behind this image

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Yes please!

ui

DO I WAKE MY MOMMY UP?????????

with your take. fuck em while theyre sleeping

she likes it when i do that...

but we dont have time

Faggots and sluts, all of you

d i c k has been filtered?

dick

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did I really just fucking do an epic brain fart -_-

M A G Y A R

top 10 scoot epic fails of 2016 any aneki-boy WONT want to miss.....

You are not one right?

took me a while to find it, but here.

I said yes damnit

behold a MAN

NEM NEM SOHA x---D

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:3

[12:12:51 PM] Tom: England!
[12:13:07 PM] Devlin: o crap
[12:13:13 PM] Tom: ?
[12:15:41 PM] Devlin: asalaam alaykum
[12:16:03 PM] Tom: Pardon?
[12:17:35 PM] Devlin: asalaam alaykum kaffur
[12:17:57 PM] Tom: And also with you

triple ocean drag holy shit

Oh you just posted on international sites

My countrymen tend to be depraved but I'm still glad I don't really find them in places like this

Fucking scared me for a second there

-hugs you tightly- thank you so very much

T U R A N

-stabs you in the back-

shanks a lot huh

PUT THE KNIFE DOWN WTF

Hazám fia vagy? Vagy csak szavakkal dobálózol?

csíny ;)

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hmmm

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Halal

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;~;

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hi bard

Hol vannak az ékezetes betűid ember

الى الله أعظم من كل و المسيح الدجال الشيطان الذي يحكم العالم السفلي .

peanut butter makes autistic people grow stronger

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IS SHE UPPPPPPP

I was just listeneing to peanut butter

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non existent.

play this
youtube.com/watch?v=9ItGGti5aPM
watch this

Question

how do you want your body put to rest after death?

what u want
PUSSY

madman

ya man im blaring music

i wont be dying ;)

but im watching a dark souls viewer run
its pretty dope

i want this thread to lower my grave so they can let me down one last time

I don't wish to rest in death.

solve coagula

Cremation.

No bugs are eatting my body.

both of u get ready

Six feet under, the cold hard ground. Til my last day, I'll be lovin' you

you asked for this

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Not even...
This one?

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I want this too

idk how I want my ashes dealt with though

probably scattered into the ocean or around a place of significance to me

im pussy?

These are killing me

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my dick can onnly get so erect

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_Social_Nationalist_Party

im pussy?

Are you gonna drink my ashes like chocolate milk mix?

Just put them in an urn or something.

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I loved watching popeye as a kid.

no fucking way.
what if some retard snorts my ashes or something?

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I want you inside of me for the rest of eternity >////

The manga was god tier.

the anime was shit tier.

put your own ashes in an urn

sliced up for science experiments and kept in jars until needed

thats wat ii heard :)

*cyms*

would you preserve your consciousness in a computer if it was possible?

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yes
100%

LOL

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You don't live in florida though.

foxnews.com/us/2012/12/09/florida-man-gets-jail-for-allegedly-stealing-snorting-cremated-remains.html

Thats pretty damn lewd.

I probably will one day.

I would push your keys and molest your hardware

IKNEW SHIT LIKE THIS HAD ALREADY HAPPENED

FUCKING EVERYONE I KNOW FROM JACKSONVILLE IS A NUT

Never heard of ocala though

hello ban how are you todayy

scarlet
Scarlet
scarlet scarlet
scarlet
Scarlet
scarlet scarlet
scarlet
Scarlet
scarlet scarlet
scarlet
Scarlet
scarlet scarlet

are u rdy

You only hear about Florida all the time because their state police records are public

alison is getting ready

when my step mom and dad divorced my moms dog ran 5 miles across town to my dads house and was waiting in the front yard when he got home.

heroic

Don't post articles about me ?

just because pit bulls are the breed chosen by niggers doesnt mean theyre bad

a dogs behavior is 99% his training

it's just that there is a much larger disparity of apes choosing pit bulls as the fighting dogs that they raise to be killers

they arent born that way

Yeah but they sound cute af.

Hungover

Floridas public masturbation rate is like the highest in the US.

Stop getting jailed then.

#NotAllPitBulls

Genetics prove pit bulls were breeded for fighting/killing.

I'm not saying they can't be domesticated, but they tend to be easily decieved into being agressive if not properly taken care of.

moreso then other dog breeds.

Never really though about that. The concept has a lot of philosophical issues to consider though.

no they werent lol
they were bred to be nanny dogs/farm hands
literally google it

it's just that theyre strong
so niggers choose them
shouldnt talk about things you dont know about

Rate my personality

RCAIST
RACIST
RACIST
RACIST
RACIST

link test my man

I was trying to ruse you, and it worked.

celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php

once ashes stop being so fun to snort I will

link test/10

like?

Cummies.

okay mate...

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I knew you would say this too.

ugh

Test is here!

celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php

bullies are one of the nicest loving breeds around, and htey also have the strongest jaws of any breed of dog

What?

Don't snort my ashes.

Too late

Wish me luck

Bulldog?

Heres one of mine.

desu triggers me

luck wished

lmao

I'm not even made of ashes yet.

y tho

pssh, idon't need it
nothing personell kid

rifk.

pitbulls, but english bullies are cool too

I made a time machine and snorted you

?????????

luck rescinded
and then some
you now have negative luck

just how he acts sometimes
and his irl choices
but I haven't met him so I don't feel like I know him enough to fully judge

That is why i did not link it at first

Telescopes are technically time machines

Try to stay out of my head this time

at least it's comprehensive

The sunlight looks like a butcher knife

Desu is subhuman

how'd I get in in the first place

hue

All it wants to do is be a lap dog.

Did it kill you?

I think you take his attention seeking too seriously.

Maybe it is

r8 my personality

dont you say that

Probably

fuck off

the second part of my post was for

whats wrong with that?

So many negative connotations

I feel like you lied on it

but i actually told the truth on all the answers..

w e w

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Yea

You didn't tell me to fuck off Grim senpai~

because I know that you are a sdistic person

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?

MAYBE I AM IN DENIAL ABOUT YOUR SADISTICTENDENCIES

Oh! :D

Also, I expected your dependent scores to be way higher. Maybe you have changed a bit.

Nice

why does everyone assume that im a little masochistic slut?

im narcissistic and sadistic as hell

i dont even like physical pain at all and i dont think i deserve it all

i dont let my gf slap me or hit me

how do I seem dependent

iunno

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lolololol

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Look at me, i am self proclaimed psychonaut

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There are all sorts really. If the thing was capable of creating new thoughts and mbosnianries it would diverge from your conciousness and no longer be a copy of you, if it couldn't then it would just be a computer unable to develop in any way.

mbosnianries, no idea how that happened

Oh its a filter?

i never said i was a psychopath
are u autistic with no ability to read?
i am clinically diagnosed with ASPD and thats that
smh

Things are becoming slightly strange
Better get ready

casper is a tranny now?

You haven't asserted your dominance over the threads like I have. That is why

Your desire for a gf mostly. You seem to be clingy to me from what little I have heard about you. Its why I can see the 0% schizoid and low avoidant scores. Maybe I am just confusing "dependent" with extroverted

Good on ya mate
Not just you, anyone who gives half a shit about tests like that is retarded

Don't do that

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ily murder

Don't fear, trump will make you great again

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i am clinically diangosed with ASPD, its not even 100% on there

what makes u think i take it seriously, ur acting very pompous my turkic friend

dependent people are rarely extroverted

DADDY NEEDS TO CUM

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I know, I know

o.O

Then I am confusing things

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Hey everybody

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you're hurting me baby

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I think I did well enough on that personality quiz thing

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craaaawling in myyyy skiiiiinnnnnnnnnn

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tfw u call ur mommy a stupid cunt and she goes to slap u but u do a pouty face and say ur sorry and hug her before she does

devlish

What is borderline?

how is shiro? I haven't seen shiro in god knows how long.

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Something something Borderlands.

For example you call borderline faggot everyone in here who claims to be not a faggot

The rest true, genuine fags

That is a lot of bars filled!

4chan.org/flash?file=dsfargeg.swf&title=dsfargeg

Borderline personality disorder may be characterized by the following signs and symptoms:

Markedly disturbed sense of identity
Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment
Splitting ("black-and-white" thinking)
Severe impulsivity
Intense or uncontrollable bosniantional outbursts that often seem disproportionate to the event or situation
Unstable and chaotic interpersonal relationships
Self-damaging behavior
Distorted self-image[3]
Dissociation
Frequently accompanied by depression, anxiety, anger, substance abuse, or rage

The most distinguishing symptoms of BPD are marked sensitivity to rejection or criticism, and intense fear of possible abandonment.[10] Overall, the features of BPD include unusually intense sensitivity in relationships with others, difficulty regulating bosniantions, and impulsivity. Other symptoms may include feeling unsure of one's personal identity, morals, and values; having paranoid thoughts when feeling stressed; dissociation and depersonalization; and, in moderate to severe cases, stress-induced breaks with reality or psychotic episodes.

I've been diagnosed with this at least 4 different times by different clinical psychologists, I know a lot about how it works. AMA reddit. (can an admin reddit confirm this? thanks)

Oh

What's the borderline mean

Wow

Yeah it's been awhile. I'm doing good tho. Just got up from a nap. Doing some cleaning, putting posters up, and setting up meetings for when I got to LA at the end of the month

How've you been? :3c

Yeah, look at all those high scores and pretty colors

I always called myself a Paranoid Attention Whore with Chronic Depression, so I guess the test nailed the important parts.

lol

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Hoh.

Just livin the dream ya know.

fastrack to cosmic unity and whatnot.

the filter was e‏mo
it seems nobody here has taste so i'll rbosnianve it

it was so funny

Oh.
I don't think this was a very good test.
Many questions I felt needed more than just a "yes" or "no"

Get rid of all filters.

Basically you jump from really happy to really sad very quickly

At least you know!

this is a different one i took
i took this while going through a bout of psychosis x)

cool story

Ohhh? Tell me about this fastrack thing you're doing?
I've been doing yoga, meditating, and some other holistic stuff

You'll have a better chance of convincing me to cut my own throat

Because internet personality tests are a good measure of anything.

no thats bipolar

thats not what Borderline Personality Disorder is at all my man

bipolar?

i.4cdn.org/f/Birdy Sanders.swf

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Gonna go play left4dead
Talk later, love.

TOP KEK

Why? Everyone hated them when Erin kept changing them around and adding filters on whims.
The only difference is people put spaces in the face that gets filtered or Luka adds periods to his "bumps".

Just like internet IQ tests they are 10000% true

you're hurting me baby

youve hurt my baby

Hmm.

i.4cdn.org/f/gardevoir paizuri.swf
i.4cdn.org/f/gardevoir paizuri.swf
i.4cdn.org/f/gardevoir paizuri.swf

Your personality style is:
Multiple Personality Styles
They know too much, time to change my personality all over again and get the tinfoil out.

Or maybe it has something to do with Trump and the wall & border.

I have a 199 IQ. A test on Facebook told me this.
It couldn't possibly be lying.

barak obama stole ,my baby

Drugs don't exist
this is an elaborate ruse someone made to prove i dont have charachter
and also that i am gullible, since every high ever has been placebo

well played

it's just that sweden doesn't have real drugs.

Drugs do exist

em­o=bosnian
lmao

I guess you would have to define consciousness in general before even thinking about trying to transport it
like, if it was some super complex algorithm, and it just continued it, but using a computer, I think it would still be you

few years back, yeah
nowadays I just wanna be successful. I don't worry about love too much anymore

I'm definitely more extroverted though, after meeting all those new people at ax and working with children

A+

I fucking believe it!

What's up SD

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*RIPSSS*

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Just chilling, supposed to be studying some math currently, but you know that procrastination is one hellu'va drug.
You?

Oh shit
Tell me the fagbook page of the dudes who make these images I fuckin forgot

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say something entertaining and don't do your normal "says something entertaining" thing.

they have a twitter
no fb afaik

twitter.com/BirdsThoCo

WHY ARE THESE SO FUNNY RN

We are capable of using our compassion, intelligence, technology and our wealth to make abundant and meaningful life for everyone inhabiting this planet. To enhance enormously our understanding ofthe universe and to carry us to the stars.

-Carl Sagan

I did nothing today but read short stories and annotate them

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They do and found it, thanks
Fuck I missed that page

with cummies?

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"i like to smoke big fat doobs, weed makes u peaceful self actualised ego-death inducing wonder drug... god put it in the earth"

t. carl sagan

Big boi cummies

((DO NOT REPLY))

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MAth studying? Sounds like something that's easy to procrastinate. I'm just getting some stuff done. Really should draw today

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oh snap
I just found it

lol

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SPAM REE

but where did the birdie go?

yea, quit posting then.

grrrrrrrrrrr

LET'S GO SCARLET

ATTENTION

heh heh heh

yeah...

What does that even mean?

into the next dimension

Stein or Stain?

Or you are in on this ruse
it's pretty elaborate, so you might be

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

summarize it more or less

scarlet and ui go fuck so i dont have to read your posts

pls

Yeah, entry exams coming up and whatsoever.
I did get multiple things done today, but I don't really feel like studying when it's almost 12 pm.
Still need to do it though.
Any specific subject in your mind?

All about those good vibes and mojo.

DUDE WE'RE GOING SHOPPING

SNIFF MY FEET U SICK BASTURD FUCK..

Neat.

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boo go fuck ur trannie dicks

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we're so proud of you

OKay now read me one.

Ui getting his ass in mad

21st century schizoid man

Just what I feel like drawing really. I should work on basic shapes and what not, but this woman is about to send me some lewds when she stop being lazy. Well end up drawing her for like the 3rd time.

Also trying to figure out what else I want to do in LA. Got 4 meetings set up right now all at sports bars and cigar shops

when he whips out the infographs to explain why my taste is shit

I forgot how to read

I do my best

nobody
gives
a
shit

dont talk to me u fucking chipmunk lookin mother fucr ;)

Well if he has charts he must be right.

That guy made the entire movie.

Damn, drawing them like one of your french girls?
Maybe ask some locals what to do there?

FUCKKKKKKKKK

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He was a blast

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Totally blew the audience away.

refugees welcome

Haha yes like a french girl. She has a massive booty. Got her some bodysuits and lingerie for being good

Eh all the randoms in LA are either high out of their mind or scumbags. So far it's hitting the gym, meetings, tea shops, and all the little Asian towns. Might go to some clubs after I get some new clothes

Nice picture.

I dont have anymore.

GET OUT
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I made it myself

LMFAO

Got a thing going on with her, eh?
Sounds like solid plan then, just watch out for those earthquakes.

Well, it was expected with such an explosive entry.

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very funny

damn

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I'll be here all week

I already rbosnianved all of the old ones

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega gluten free multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant bigot globaphobic sexist lesbian racist

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