Sanic Thread: Sonic Autism 2: Battle

Are you as autistic as I am to watch an hour of this?

What a way to celebrate the series

If at the end of this it was all on purpose fucking bravo SEGA

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

They got hired off craigslist, they dont even know what the fuck this is about

Either that or sega employees forced to go or lose their job

THOSE FANCY LIGHTS HOLY FUCK

MAKE IT STOP

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Are they going to show off a Chao Garden game guys?
ARE THEY?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

FURFAGS

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Chao Garden Go

shits too hilarious too cycle.

incredible

I HOPE YOU FAGGOTS ARE RECORDING THIS MESS AND UPLOADING IT ON YOUTUBE TO MAKE SOME DANK MEMES.

Holy shit it has been fifty-three minutes, I don't even like sonic that much

Not hard to imagine, he's uploaded two videos today

Why are they shitting on the Chao themes? Why are they tainting my memories?

OH GOD WHY COULDNT IT HAVE HAPPENED

WE WERE LIED TO

THIS IS THE FINAL FUCKING HAZARD

THE CROWD DOES NOT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT

Guys seriously, I think Anita Sarkeesian is in the crowd

WAS THIS FUCKING TSUNKU MYSIC JUST NOW??

I really can't hate Sega because they're just so fucking inept and dumb it's kinda endearing. They're like the bumbling evil sidekick in a game.

Mark you're not gay or fat enough to be Chris

So is this on infinity.moe or what

>THIS FUCKING EVENT

This is too damn funny, I can't believe this.

Thanks, Satan.

THE BUZZ OF MY LIFE

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shit you're right

Looks like an Amy cosplay. She's probably one of the less autistic people there.

Take a screenshot nigga

Nice stream, Sonic. Here, this is for you.

myinstants.com/instant/knuckles-oh-no/

What the fuck is this

It should be moving on to "introductions" any minute now if they actually stick to the fucking schedule.

A-at least we will make memes of this…right guys?

Okay, I regret clicking play… Also why dubstep Chao music? It's like making a fucking metal cover for lullabies…

This is all way too fucking surreal.

Sonic is back

If we will survive.

SONIC'S BACK

SONICS BACK

SONIC'S BACK

HE IS BACK YEEAAAAAH

HAPPENING

They're bouncing around like fucking children.

I mean, to be fair I'd do the same. But I'm not a "professional" DJ being paid.

Someone please make a webm of them hopping around.
After this is uploaded later of course.

Also,
THEY'RE RUINING THE CHAO MUSIC
THE BASTARDS

This faggotry transcends memes. Dashcon was bad enough.
This is so stupid you can barely make fun of it anymore, they like that it's stupid

HE'S BACK

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SANIC IS BACK

THEY PAYED THE GUY TO STAND AROUND IN THE FURSUIT FOR 5 EXTRA MINUTES

I don't have good internet, describe in detail what's going on!

HE'S BACK

this trainwreck has transcended our memetic powers

OH SHIT SANIC'S BACK

OH SHIT SONIC'S BACK

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please god stop ruining the chao themes

i have so little left

don't take it from me

SONIC HAS BEEN UNKIDNAPPED

HE'S HERE TO DAB FOR US AGAIN

He's back for 5 minutes before he starts dying of heat stroke again and has to be escorted away.

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If autism and cringe could be harnessed as a fuel source this could be used to power NYC for a decade

Sonic's back

They probably took Sonic back stage to let him rest. Those suits are probably 100 degrees inside.

HE'S ALRIGHT FOLKS

Why not, they alter Japanese games about sex and violence and sell them to children.

There is no fucking way that this announcement doesn't have something to do with Chao. I'm betting on a Chao Garden mobile app or some shit. Mark my fucking words.

Why are they doing this? Why hurt us so?

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OH GOD THE AUDIO

This isn't the same Sonic, this has to be a new guy. Look at him doing the fucking macarena

go sonic

THE MIC CONTINUES TO BEEP, BZZZ, AND CRACKLE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SEGA

Bravo, Sega. I feel like I'm at a Disneyland Day Care center run by gorillas. If Sega can't put together a simple anniversary presentation, then it's no wonder Sonic's games have been shit for the last decade or so.

LAST SONG

I JUST WOKE UP MY NEIGHBOURS DOG LAUGHING HOLY SHIT

LAST SONG

THE CLUB CAN'T HANDLE SONIC

We're gone far past peak meming user

Last song thank fuck

CHAO GARDEN GO

LAST SONG

THANK GOD

LAST SONK

LAST SONG

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TOP KEK

Finally. Bring out the video games.

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why

They wouldn't hype up a mobile app. They've been teasing a new game for a while now.
THANK GOD

LAST FUCKING SONG

It'll be Chao GO!

Thank you, Jesus.

I don't know about you guys but I'm having a good time alright

goddammit mark make it cycle already

DANCE FOR ME, HEDGEHOG

RIP EARS

Here's the archive for the last thread.
archive.is/0ZXvh

Also
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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AUDIO JUST STRAIGHT UP DIED

JESUS FUCK STOP BOUNCING AROUND LIKE RETARDS

ALSO GOOD JOB FUCKING WITH THE KNOBS FOR NO REASON

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sonic can run fast, but not dance fast

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Sweet Jesus

ONE OF YOU NIGGERS BETTER BE WEBMING SONIC RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK

The sad part is that this took so long that I had time to do a complete no-death V-Hard playthrough of Panel de Pon not that it mattered since I got my ass kicked anyway.

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They must be using the same audio guy that Sam Hyde does.

Holla Forums, I love you.
Thank you for these tears of joy.

I demand a new chao garden.

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BUT IT GOES FOR ALL ETERNITY.

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nice

how

BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

fuck you

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SEGA!

This has to be some sick level of meta-comedy.

T-THIS IS N-NOTHING!
I CAN WITHSTAND M-MORE AUTISM THAN T-THIS!

Chans are temporary, but autism is eternal.

> Now you need to hold his hand because he literally can't see outside the head. He'll fall off the stage if we're not careful. Why did we build it like this? Why did we let him drink?! Oh god, this is going poorly. This is my first time managing a party, SEGA is going to fire me. I needed this summer job but I'm in over my head. Mom is gonna be so dissapointed in me.

Go through the OST on youtube IMO.

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Seriously somebody identify these fucking DJ's, I'm 90% sure the guy in the white shirt is Tak Fuji.

heh
>dropdead.co/
dropdead.co/collections/sonic-girls
dropdead.co/collections/guys-ddxsonic

at that price, I rather make my own

GREATEST

This is pretty fucking legendary man. I'm glad to be able to share this shit with you faggots.

MY STREAM DIED WTF

Alright, but there's no way that something Chao-related isn't happening. They wouldn't book a band and then okay a set list that was 100% Chao without a purpose.

ITS RUBIO

The Buzzing got louder for a short time holy shit

IS THE BUZZING GETTING WORSE!?

IT KEEPS GETTING LOUDER

LETS HEAR THIS SONG ONE MORE TIME

ONE MORE TIME

extreeeeeme

No screens?

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WEW

Its finally over

AND MY EARS START BUZZIN AND THEY DONT STOP BUZZIN AND THEY DONT STOP BUZZIN AND THEY DONT STOP BUZZIN AND THEY DONT STOP BUZZIN

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HOW?? I HAVE WORKED IN AUDIO PRODUCTION FOR YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYTHING THIS AWFUL

So jumping and acting like a retard having a seizure is considered dancing. Holy Shit…

Please no… I like my SA2 chao garden just fine…

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THE BUZZING IS SO MUCH WORSE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't thank us, thank Sonic and the BZZZZZZZZZZZ

No one cheered

Oh god

FUCK WHY DO THEY KEEP DRAGGING SONIC OFF

IT'S OVER!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZBBZZZZZZZ

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...

...

IT BEGINS

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Have memes gone too far?

ITS FINALLY OVER

I'm betting on these guys: soundcloud.com/hyperpotions

Repostin'

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OH MY GOD PLEASE SOMEONE HELP IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE

FIX THE AUDIO FOR FUCKS SAKE

MULTI-CHANNEL BUZZING

BECAUSE HE CAN'T SEE OUT OF HIS SUIT THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T MOVE WHEN HE DANCES

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Oh shit it's smegman.

EGGMAN

EGGMAN!

EGG MAN WHY DO YOU MAKE MY EARS BLEED

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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EGGMAN I CANT HEAR YOU

MIKE POLLACK SPEAK UP I CANT YOU OVER THE BUZZING

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EGGMAN!

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This is Eggman's Doing.

PLEASE SEND HELP

Sonic Boom Incoming

EGGMAN SHUT YOUR WASPS UP

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE STOP BUZZING

GET IN HERE FAGS
ankhstream.com/#eight

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OH FUCK IT'S EGGMAN

STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP

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Got this from a filthy half-chan going friend.

We have so much content to make Webms and OC from.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Holla Forums you ruined my fucking alcoholic joke

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this music is fucking hype not gonna lie

This is soooo bad, i get so much second hand embarrassment

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OOOOPS

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STPO STOUCHING THE KNOBS!

my ears

HOLY FUCK

FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh great, they are fixing the audio. Sort of.

AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAA

EAR RAPE

OUTSTANDING. FUCKING AMAZING.

MY FUCKING EARS

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

feels like someone is digging around in my EARS YOU FUCKS

NICE

MY SIDES

What the actual fuck.

HLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

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this is a disaster haha

MAKE IT STOP

HOLY SHIT

BZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZBZZZZZ

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

FUCKING SLENDERMAN IS HIJACKING THE STREAM

Ow my freaking ears

IM FUCKING DYING

MY SIDES

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

ENJOYING THE STREAM, GUYS?

SLENDY IS BACK

HOLY SHIT

my EARS==

FUCK

Whoa. That's Sanic huh?

WE FOUND HIM

Sonic, please stop.

SHIT

holy shit that explosion

Fuck you Erin Webber you fucking reddit hack.

WHAT THE FUCK

...

NO

SONIC TWITTER GUY

OH SHIT
CAN HE SAVE THE EVENT???

I like that shirt tho

IT FELT LIKE A PERSON TOUCHING MY EARS INSIDE MY HEADPHONES

ARE YOU READY FOR MAYMAYS?

THE MEMER IS ON STAGE

AND SO IS THE BUZZ

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

THE SONIC ACCOUNT EMEMMASTER HAS ARRIVED

That was the best part of this night.

IT'S THE MEME MAN HIMSELF

AARON WEBBER

JESUS FUCK THE AUDIO

MEMES

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MEMES
BZZZZZ
FUCK
STOP

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woo

woo?

This fucking buzz is jumpscare-tier at times.

Did Mike Pollock just reveal the guy behind the Sonic shitposting Twitter acc?

IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

No you meming faggot I didn't like it

I can't fucking breathe. This fucking buzzing.

Help.

BZZZ
BZZZ
BZZZ

DO YOU GUYS LIKE OUR MEMES

He looks like a younger Bill Trinen

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I LOVE MEMES

DO YOU GUYS LIKE OUR MEMES

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Do you guys like our memes?

Not anymore

Yes.

DO YOU LIKE OUR MEMES!?!??!

MAKE THE BUZZING STOP

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

DO YOU LIKE OUR MEMES?

I seriously cant watch this anymore the fucking buzzing is SO LOUD WHY DIDNT THEY DO AN AUDIO TEST?

You think the live audience hears the buzzing?

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THAT IS A FUCKING LIE

STOP

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All hear the buzzing

I want to believe

I don't think so.

DO YOU LIKE OUR MEMES

MEXICO AWESOME

is someone vaccuming?

THIS FUCKER IS STALLING FOR TIME

GONNA GET A BIT JEALOUS GUYS

I hate it…

STOP IT ALREADY

I CAN'T BREATHE

A GOODY BAG

The wall just got six quills taller.

I'M JEALOUS OF GOOD AUDIO QUALITY

DO YOU GUYS LKE OUR MEMES

Yep

Honestly this a retarded move. They should've keep the guy anonymous. Or better yet, put him in a Sonic costume and introduce him as "Sonic the Hedgehog (not really)"

HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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MEJICO

...

...

He looks vaguely like chris chan

Oh God Sonic is a fucking laughing stock again.

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Nah. They're still too sane for people at a Sonic promotion.

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

THIS SHIT DIED AGAIN FOR ME FUCK

This is a chuckle fuck.

I don't think they've even noticed the audio is fucked

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

FREE FOOD

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

He's like a little kid in an adult's haircut.

>THEY BROUGHT CHILLIDOGS TO THE CONVENTION

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I had to remove my headphone, what the fuck are they doing.

FREE CHILI DOGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

==PLEASE== check out sonic boom

please

THEBEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is this the end?
Is Vidya over?

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STUFFED NACHOS

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What the fuck are "Totinos"?

THIS BETTER NOT BE THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

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EAT THE HELL

SHILLING FOR NACHOS

Oh my god.

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I CAN'T HEAR A THING BUT IT'S AROUND SOMEWHERE

FUCK YOU NIGGER

GIFT SHOP

I am so fucking glad you niggers told me about this. This is something to remember

Okay now they're just fucking bragging

FIX THE FUCKING AUDIO HOLY SHIT

BUY OUR NACHOS GUYS

HE'S SHILLING THE GIFT SHOP WTF?

Did you just draw this? Because this is banner material. I feel like this happening deserves a banner.

THE AUDIO IS EVEN WORSE NOW

>TOTINOS
This can't be rel life. Is this the berestein universe?

Totinos have something to do with frozen pizzas or something.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is perfect

Pizza rolls

mini hot pockets

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PLEASE MAKE IT END

HEAR THE HELL TOO

IM GOING TO DIE

THE BEEES

WHO IS FUCKING UP THE AUDIO EVEN MORE???

HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE IT WORSE

I'll remember this for years to come.

The buzzing gets worse as the autism increases

Is this conference being held in an airplane?

HAVE YOU GONE TO THE GIFT SHOP GUYS????

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT CAR GUYS????

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SWAG

HE'S FUCKING WITH US
HE MUST BE

AND NOW THEY'RE FEEDING THEM CHILLI
IT'LL SMELL OF SHIT.
SHIT. SWEAT. AND AUTISM.

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JUST FUCK MY AUDIO UP FAM

I almost missed it to

SILVER MECHANDISE GOYS

THE BUZZING IS GETTING WORSE

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDS

Top kek

WHAT

THIS EVENT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

He is getting quieter while the buzz is getting louder

Should've spent months fixing your fucking audio

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i LIKE THIS NEW MIXTAPE FROM THE SEGA TEAM, IT ONLY HAS ONE INSTRUMENT THOUGH

WELCOME TO 90s CUISINE, FRIEND. YOU AIN'T READY FOR HOW FUCKING RAD IT IS.

SONIC COMIC

they have regular pizzas also that might as well be crackers with cheese and sauce on them. taste like crap and always stick to the pan.

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...

Im scared

WHAT THE FUCK

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

THE STREAM ONLY WORKS ON MY PHONE
WHAT THE HELL

AHHHHHHH

LOUD NOISES TO YOUR LEFT EAR

Holy shit this audio, what the fuck

GOD HELP

fuck I'm getting flashbacks to high school gymnasium assemblies.

ITS HIM

OH, SWEET JESUS!

PROFESSIONAL AUDIO MIXING

OH NO

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What is happening anymore

JUST CRANK UP HIS VOICE FAM

OBAMA?

I can't stand the goddamn buzzing anymore.

Wake me up when it's over and tell me what I missed.

THE BUZZ IS LOUDER AND THE VOICES ARE OVER

The bzzzzz is getting louder for me

THE NOSE KNOWS
A LITERAL JEW

(((Girszkowitz)))

I thought he was going to announce Jerry Seinfeld.
BECAUSE OF ALL THE BEES

AUTISM OVERLOAD

OBAMA!

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This guy wants to just be shot dead. You can hear it in his voice, and see it in his eyes.

this is madness

Those dumb fuck engineers put the cord in the wrong speaker. It will blow.

THE FUCKING MIC AUDIO IS GONE

THE AUDIO FULLY DIED LMAO

WE WANNA…

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

is Quark about to show up or something?

25 YEARS

Theres so much information we wan- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Meme magic

AAAAAHHHHHH

They had a hour to fix the audio, what the fuck.My ears are bleeding.

WHERE ARE THE PC PORTS IVO???

Yeah, I just made it while suffering the buzzing holy fuck end this.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIS NAME'S EVO

LOYALTE

Each passing second, we detatch more and more from the material world. This is a new thing.

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….
over
1000

FIRST EVO NOW THIS
WHY ARE THE SOUND PRODUCTION TEAMS FOR THESE THINGS SO BAD

THANK YOU SEGA

JUST FUCK MY EARS UP

JUST FUCK MY AUDIO UP

JUST FUCK UP MY 2TH ANNIVERSARY UP

SHOW ME THE GAMES

crackling and buzzing

FUCK YOU SEGA

Thank you Sega

THANK YOU SEGA

THANK YOU SEGA
THANK YOU SEGA
THANK YOU SEGA
THANK YOU SEGA

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Confirmed not SA3

visual representation of stream

kill me

FUCK YOU

NO SONIC ADVENTURE 3 FUCK!

BUDDY LET ME FINISH

BUDDY

JUST FUCK MY POST UP

YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE THAT I AM BULLYING THE TWITTER FOR THIS.

BOTCHAMANIA
*clapclapclapclapclap*

WHY?

SHUT THE FUCK UP, I STILL LOVE YOU, THOUGH!

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IT'S OVER GUYS

Chao garden for mobile.

btfo

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

SEGA's now just fucking with us.

why even watch this if it's not for sonic adventure 3?

also no mic sound

sanic boom 3 incoming

NONONONONONONONO

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

well, fuck this stream then

WHAT DID TAKASHI ANNOUNCE

AUDIO IS GONE

DIED RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT

Peace at last

JUST GOT IN, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I MISSED?

SPAM SONIC TWITTER WITH "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" DO IT FUCKING NOW

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE ANNOUNCE

WHO THE FUCK WAS PAID FOR THIS STREAM

BRAVO SEGA

AUDIO IS OFF
FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

WHERE'S THE AUDIO EGGMAN

ANNOUNCED WHAT

Of all times for the sound to cut off

What in the fuck is going on?

Holy shit this autism is pure and unfiltered.

CUT THE AUDIO AS SOON AS HE STARTS ANNOUNCING SOMETHING

THESE FUCKS ARE SO FIRED

They're just fucking with us now

What the fuck was that?

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this is a fucking disaster

Welp.

New HQ RIP incoming

ANNOUNCED WHAT
WHAT DID THEY SAY?

Thanks SEGA, this is the greatest stream ever. 10/10, will watch again.

Well shit the buzz is gone now guys.

the music was fine, but a voice is not gonna happen.
Dislike the youtube stream :^)

really, the audio cut out at the announcement.

my sides, i am dying here

THIS IS PERFECT

THIS IS THE PERFECT SHITSHOW

THIS IS THE TRAINWRECK OF ALL VIDYA TRAINWRECKS

at least theres no more buzzing

Post yfw when sound was killed

snow halation is shit

Sonic fans, the truth is…

[no audio]

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10/10

A TRAINWRECK TO SURPASS KONAMI

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

=(((SONIC)))

YOU CAN'T MAKE WORSE PRESENTATION THAN THIS.

THIS

IS

THE BOTTOM LINE

This is fucking amazing

Still doesn't beat Konami's shitshow though

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fuck snow halation

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SHIT

AUDIO

JUST IN FUCKING TIME

-85/10

SEEEEGAAAAA

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...

NEW GAME

About fucking time

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SAYYYYGUUUUHHHH

NO BUZZ AND VIDYA NOW

SEGA's the greatest rusemaster of them all.

AUDIO IS BACK

This stream gives E3 2010 a run for their money

So how long till I can buy Sega from bankruptcy court?

New Madeon sonic Album. That's the announcement.

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS!!!

And now the announcem-

EVEN IF THE GAME IS SHIT
THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST NIGHT
REMEMBER TO NEVER ACTUALLY GIVE SEGA MONEY
They banned a bunch of people on Youtube for LPing an old RPG game.

???

TRAILER HAS SOUND

Oh god here we go.

LEAK CONFIRMED

Who the fuck is talking, what the fuck is going on

SONIC SPRITED GAME

NEW FUCKING GAME IN 2D STYLE

A SHITTY PIXELATED GAME??

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...

ITS LIKE A GOOD SONIC

HOLY FUCK THAT ANIMATION

You have got to be kidding.
I am so disapointed.

TFW THIS HIPSTER INDIESHIT INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE SONIC FAN REMIX

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, EGGMAN!?

ENJOY YOUR ROMHACKS

SONIC MANIA FUCKERSSS

Oh shit it's like Sonic CD.

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>CHRIS

new
GOOD
sonic game

THE JUMPING JACKASEES FROM THE START ARE DOING THE MUSIC FOR THE GAME

CALING IT RIGHT NOW
ITS GOING TO BE AN APP GAME

This game looks actually good wow

SONIC
MANIA

So it's like a level pack expansion for the genesis games.
Eh.

the bzzz is back guys

THE BUZZ IS BACK

BUZZ
CUT

so is it a reboot or what?

ITS BACK

New rom hack confirmed

Alright I guess.

What???

AND THE BUZZ IS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

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IT'S PLAYING OVER AGAIN

I waited eighty minutes for this

THEY'RE PLAYING IT A SECOND TIME

SONIC MANIA 2

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This is a legend holy fuck nothing will top the sheer shitshow that this is.

How can anyone think this is acceptable in this day and age?
Sega can't what Ninten do.

WHY ARE THEY SHOWING THE TRAILER AGAIN?

Well at least the buzz is quieter

NOW FOR THE SAME TRAILER AGAIN, BUT WITH TIME WITH BEES

repeats?

THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GOOD

...

the people there hadnt seen it yet?

We need to watch this trailer twice

Holy shit im fucking dying

I WANT IT

I got a good feeling about this

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

JUST

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SEGA ANNIHILATED NINTENDO????

Post yfw it's a buggy and flawed piece of shit like so much in the Sonic franchise

I'm actually surprised.

OH SHIT IM WRONG

SONIC ADVENTURE 3 AND SONIC GENERATIONS 2 FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

THE BUZZING IS BACK

Looks fun.

SEGA WINS EVERY YEAR BABY

OH EM GEE, IT'S LIKE A RETRO SONIC. I TOTALLY PLAYED THEM IN MY SUPER NINTENDO
I hope it's fun to play.

They're playing again because the first time the audience didn't see it at first

I can't remember where I was in 1991.

GOOD JOB, YOU MADE A MODDED LEVEL PACK

BRAVO

I CAN EXPLAIN WHY THEY ARE PLAYING IT AGAIN
the first time they played it, it didn't show anything on location, just in the livestream

THEY'RE BRINGING A GOOK ONSTAGE

FINALLY A GOOD GAME

bbbzzzz

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Taxman is doing it, he did the Sonic 2 mobile remake and CD PC port.

OH SHIT IS THE SONIC RUSEMASTER

BAD ENGLISH INCOMING

ITS ONLY FURTHER DOWNHILL FROM HERE

Sonic was never good.

It was never fast.

It's the Halo of Xbox.
The Mario of Nintendo.
The no games of the PS4.

TIME FOR ENGRISH

Too early to say for sure whether or not this will be a decent Sonic game, but this just solidifies for me that Sega and Sonic Team have no fucking clue what to do with this franchise anymore. As if I needed anymore more indication of that.

B-but it took them ==SO== long to make

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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IS NEW GAME WITH SONIC EXPRRIENCE

Remember Sonic Episode 3 and 4?
Remember how it was slow as shit, and the physics were wrong?
Remember how it had none of the magic of the original?
Well, now we're trying again! But with pixels!!

SONIC EXPURIRENCE

ONE MIRRION TROOPS

DO YOU LIKE OUR MEMES?

Oh boy can't wait

But I wanted Colors 2

ONE FOR THE CLASSIC FANS

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Christian Whitehead knows his shit dude.

OH GOD I WISH I COULD WATCH THIS

REPRAY ORIGINAL STAGES WIF NEW TWEEST

THOSE TEETH

Inafune on suicide watch

Where is that bingo chart

I'm catiously optimistic. Chris Whitehead is the sonic autist who did the mobile ports, so if anyone nowadays has a grasp of the physics system it's him.

And hey, at least it's not another huge fuckup out of left field.

I don't even know anymore

you can't redtext in the middle of a sentence

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REIMAGINED

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RIPRAY CRASHIC STAGES

BTFO
T
F
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A lot of live productions use ipads nowadays as teleprompters

pomf

Oh yeah, I'm sure he does.
Not.

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Jesus he sounds like a world war 2 propaganda cartoon gook

Well, they're doing it. They're completely going back to the classics.

Now Sega will never have to deal with the "Just go back to the classics" cry again.

this was all they ever had to do

now we'll find out if it can still hold up

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

10/10

WEPRAY OWLUH STAGES YU WUV

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give in to the madness

So basically they gave up on making new games?

Christian Whitehead (the guy who did the Sonic 1/CD iOS ports) is developing Mania.

B L A S T - P R O C E S S I N G ! ! !

Suck my knuckle you cheap chuckle

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Takashi Iizuka's teeth look terrible

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RETS DO IT

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THE ONLY THING MEMORABLE ABOUT THIS SHIT FOR YEARS TO COME WILL BE THAT FUCKING BUZZ SOUND

SONIC DASH DEMO

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Except not really.

This isnt a new classic-style game, this is a modded version of the old games

Unless he also had a help in Sonic PC ports I don't know or think I have it in me to care

TONIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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I refuse to believe this.

Looks like the inmates are running the asylum now

Nice!

Thanks, Mark!

There's a PC version

How long til that zone music gets leaked online? I give it until 20 minutes after the event ends

WAIT WHAT
THIS IS A NES GAME!

Bravo, Sega

THANK YOU VERY MUCH ON BEHALF OF SEGAR

Hopefully one of the people at the venue leaks the game.

It's neat that they are taking it back to the basics, but it looks pretty lazy.

Noice, this one deserved it.

MORE NEW GAMES?

MICHAEL JACKSON???

THE FUN JUST STARTED

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INDEED

LIVE AND LEARN, OPEN YOUR HEARTS

MICHAEL JACKSON CONFIRMED ALIVE

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I hope someone leaks that track as soon as the venue is over.

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THE MAN HIMSELF
MICHAEL JACKSON

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Well, at least they fixed the audio in time.

I AM BUZZZZZZZZ, I END YOUR STREAM

TIME TO SING ALONG

CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER

CRUSH40 WITH BEES

All that fake cheering in the back. Pathetic

Fucking bullshit

OH GOD IT'S SO DARK PLEASE DON'T TRIP MR. SENOUE

TOP LEL

what the fuck is that seriously how you pronounce his name?

This shit is just making me feel extremely old.

HOLY FUCK HOLD ME Holla Forums

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THE BEES DON'T STOP

STATIC

buzz you can hardly swallow

GUTTO STOFFU

LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN

Oh shit this is actually pretty good

THE MAD MAN

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wait guys shit

SHIT

THIS IS HOW THEY INTRODUCED THE ORIGINAL SONIC ADVENTURE

=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS AUDIO

Damn, I'm old

WHAT'S UP SAN DIEGO