Sanic Thread

Ready for the new Sonic the Hedgehog videogame announcement tonight, lads?

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So far, it could be either Adventure 3, Generations 2, or Sonic Zero.

Also Chao Garden's return hinted at.

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gonintendo.com/stories/262057-lego-dimensions-another-look-at-sonic
tssznews.com/2016/07/22/a-sonic-themed-honda-civic-will-debut-at-comic-con-sonics-25th-party/
docs.livestreamer.io
youtube.com/watch?v=2I_06fWVxQQ
youtube.com/embed/2I_06fWVxQQ
ankhstream.com/#eight
info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(16-bit)_manuals
info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_2_(16-bit)_manuals
info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_3_manuals
info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_CD_manuals
puu.sh/qb9AV/63d240460c.mp3
myinstants.com/instant/knuckles-oh-no/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

will be cycling this thread around 8:30PM

Mind if I edit the OP around that time to include the twitch stream?

We're looking at a real storm of autism right here. I wonder if it'll be the same blobmen who did the Sega E3 stream or if they'll have human beings this time?

either way, it should be a fun cringe fest

WHEN IS IT HAPPENING IN AEST?


fuck off with the embed bullshit, fucking kike

two hours from now

6PM PT you turbo kike.

I want it to be

But it's probably going to be a compilation. That would be very Segaesque for an anniversary.

Bring MJ back from the dead to make the new Sonic music

i just want more grills

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I just want all the sonic bronies to fucking burn.

GIVE US SONIC ADVENTURE 3

fugg

then I want sonic adventure 4 for the PC(non-steam)
with chao gardens

Sure, why not

NO CHAO GARDEN, NO BUY

I wish it was a hour later now becuase im tired and want to sleep i shgould have been asleep 8 hours ago but then i found out this stream is ahppening and now i cant sleep becuae i want to stay uop and watchit but im so tired

I know it'll be disappointing at best but I'm still excited for some stupid reason.

Stick around for the sticky, nigga. Autism will happen.

dubs say go to bed

Aw, shit. I'm ordering a pizza for this.

draw your sonic to pass the time

what movie?

WHERE THE FUCK IS
ON PC SEGA YOU FUCKING KIKES

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Oh yeah its almost guaranteed to be total trash

Likley results:

bedazzled

I better be home by the time this starts.

I'm expecting the worst after their E3 stream. Still pretty excited though, a good reveal might be enough to make me go back and finish the games in the series I've left out.


Yakuza will never happen due to the immense amount of licensing issues they would run into.

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no

better sonic

That didn't stop Akiba's Trip.

thanks

SONIC AND ALL-STARS RACING TRANSFORMED 2 PLS

Rocket Knight is best vidya rodent. Sanic a shit.

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Yeah ! I cant wait to play another racing game with iconic Sega characters like Danica Patrick, Heavy Weapons Guy, Yogscast, and Wreck-it Ralph!
Fuck Billy Hatcher, glad they removed him from the game.
fucking why

Sorry. Not a fan of fighting games.

Shhh

I don't want to see Sparkster turned into Pachinko

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Knuckles & Knuckles soon

That's a nice grill. Got any more?

That's all I got.

brabo senic

COCK COCK, IT'S CUCKLES
What a high quality rip.

HERE IT IS
gonintendo.com/stories/262057-lego-dimensions-another-look-at-sonic

You're one hour too early.

So uh, this is happening.
tssznews.com/2016/07/22/a-sonic-themed-honda-civic-will-debut-at-comic-con-sonics-25th-party/

how cheap did they go

Guys. Y'know that Sonic live action movie from Sony? Seeing as how Cisbuster is putting the whole Sony film branch in jeopardy, you think they'll cancel it or at least move it to another distribute? Cause Sonic doesn't need something akin to Cisbuster to add to his name right now.

This is the first I'm hearing of this, and it sounds like cancer. I sincerely hope this does not come to pass.

I hope they at least make it all cg. Live action is an abortion waiting to happen that will make Ballbusters look halfway decent.

stream started now

11 minutes late

why sonic slow

MUSIC

Didn't that already happen?

The film's producer is attending the party. Unfortunately we might hear about it.

HES IN

I hope it's a new Ecco the Dolphin game

It's not 6pm PST yet.

fucking plebs

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Oh what the fuck why is my computer clock an hour ahead

fucking hell

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Sonic and Knuckles 2 GO
Also this grand dad meme needs to fucking stop

Sonic Heroes 2 confirmed.

Fun fact: According to the Sonic Riders instruction manual, Eggman is a feminist. It's a mistranslation, but still.

"Finally! Safe Space will come to be! Nya ha ha ha ha!"
"You know what they say, the more diversity the merrier!"

Well they lost the source code to JSRF so that's a never ever.

Sonic Adventure 2 was originally supposed to be Sonic & Knuckles 2. That's why you fight Sandopolis Act 1's boss and everything.

a real nigga?

What's the best Sonic game and why is it Freedom Planet?

Even funnier the original called him a "Womanizer"

Jewtube stream is up

Because you're a furry.

This is a great track, can anyone ID it?

I must admit those are some nice breasts but why does she have a fucking coral reef on her head

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Road Roavers

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mlp

Well first of all there's bronies, and second of all the furriest of sonicfags branched off with Freedom Planet.

Planet wisp act 1

Now that i think about it, what sonic character would make a good Jew, aside from eggman, of course.


all the sonic furfags went to mlp a loooooooooooong time ago, even chris chan.

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c'mon sanic! gotta step it up!

Is Sonic going to be saved tonight?

_no

Thanks

only if its the bad future
US soundtrack

inb4 the new game is just pokemon go but without the pokemon and all you do is run really fast from pokestop to pokestop with your arms behind your back

I don't think that's a thing that can happen.

better than Mighty No. 9

The biggest jew in sonic series is knuckles. Cause his tribe worshiped satan. And he like chasing after jewelry.

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That's about to get real ironic when the Cream the Rabbit posting starts. Rouge is already here

Oh well. At least Rouge porn is going to be posted in this thread.

DON'T YOU FUCKING JINX THIS YOU GOD DAMNED FAGGOT


Gonna laugh when the new sonic game pretends they never existed. Even SEGA doesn't really want these faggots anymore.

I thought they ignored the gods, hence Chaos wiped them out. Also they thought they were inherently better than everyone so they isolated their society except for when they were invading their neighbors.

Heh.

When was the last time Rouge or Cream was in a main series game? Rouge was in '06, and I'm pretty sure that's her last appearance. And Cream I think was last seen in Shadow the Hedgehog. They were in Generations but that was a celebration of series history so pretty much everyone had to be in it.

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Was Lost Worlds an underrated gem in design terms that would be an appalling mistake for Sonic Team to move away from?

they haven't fully disowned 06 then, it seems.

Did you forgot about the 06 stages in Generations?

Fuck. Should i even watch the stream? My pc lags from it like hell. The screen is black and the twitch chat is cancerous like fuck.

I just thought of something; do you anons think that the tomgirl will make an appearance?


bad future is alright, but I prefer present myself

Wait, is this music from Sonic 06?

huh, kinda did for a second there

It was alright it just needed better level design

yup this is aquatic base

use livestreamer

It is from Aquatic Base in 06

06 had some pretty good music.

SONIC CD MUSIC OH YEAH.

Stardust Speedway Good Future

hell yeah it did. ill give 06 that at least.

Is this a Sonic CD remix right now

Use the jewtube stream and don't read the comments

Someone want to dump/link to that Sonic Genesis Comic while we wait?

This is probably the only instance I like to keep Twitch chat open.

Oh, that's good.

Sonic is going to die tonight.

Isn't this is Sonic Colors music?

oh yeah because mark is a kike and never adds this in

docs.livestreamer.io
Install it, then you get your command line / shell / whatever
livestreamer (link) best
livestreamer -p mpv (link) best
Notes:
mpc-hc sucks more because it doesn't have bulit in caching.
you can also add in "-o file" if you want to record the whole stream

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When those faggots start?

Oi is there anyway I could use OBS to do this shit?

they better fucking have chao

Chaos is stated to be a god, and he's not even really evil. And the Echidnas didn't worship Chaos anyway.

The only thing I like about the Sonic series is the main villain, Eggman/Robotnik.

He's far more relatable than some blue fucking hedgehog.

????

ROLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

No. Sonic has been dead for 10 years. Today is the day he lives.

What is there even to laugh at?

Over what?

This playlist is dildos.

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We laugh at them 24/7. Who cares what a bunch of stupid cucks think?

Who the fuck even builds a city like that?

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ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

no dont even bother

But user, don't you like people spamming grand dad and fuck bees over and over without even knowing the source? It's so funny.

Fan games when?


Make it it's own downloadable title that can interact with Sonic games on the console/PC.
You can even have the same Garden across multiple systems.

Not sure Sonic Team have the moolah to pull that off tho.

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I feel like Robotnik should be the comic relief more often

MAKE SONIC GREAT AGAIN
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The Sonic fanbase is too young for this shit. I've seen multiple people saying that they were crying because the music was too loud, because they might not announce anything cool, and because they were so nervous at the idea of what they could possibly stream.

This shit is insane. It's a pure, unadulterated form of autism that I've never once seen before in my life.

What have a bunch of undercover redditors got to laugh about? They come crawling here when they get banned from all boards for 3 days for putting a foot out of line

It is a beautiful thing

This remix of Escape from the City is terrible, changing the main riff didn't help at all.


I had this one already done.

I wonder if the game will lag as much as this fucking stream.

Well. Those people seem to be on right track though. They COULD announce nothing cool.

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It's nice to have a character that's actually more mature and comically satisfying than some 90s voiced kid.

I think Eggman's intelligence should be more praised and shown in a good way in the series. You can't escape everything just by being "2fast 2quick".
If anything Sonic should be the schadenfreude comic relief.

FOLLOW ME
LET ME PEE
JEW ME AND WE'LL TAKE A SHIT IN THE CITY

Jesus, Sega can't even keep the stream up for linger than 30 seconds.

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IIRC, it was the "past" remix in Sonic Generations.
The future remix was fucking trance nonsense.

Why they couldn't use the original I don't know.
Yet, experts of Live and Learn & All Hail Shadow were fine in that game.

Which one? The Youtube stream or Twitch stream?

Well yeah but, they were crying about it and yelling about how upset they were in the chat.

I don't know how to explain it. It's just.. God damn they're some special people.

fugg

Eggman is DDoSing Sonic

Nevermind, both are crashing.

The dude running the stream must be having one hell of a time shutting it off and on and watching Twitch chat scream whenever it goes down.

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Would not be surprised.

Yes.

is the stream randomly dying for everyone else?

Not saying he isn't a good character. Just saying you're a faggot for not being able to appreciate characters for other reasons.

It's just a ripoff of Dragon Ball anyway, and Goku beats scientists who can build robots more powerful than the emperor of the galaxy by doing a lot of push ups.

He's the protagonist by very nature of being a video game series with his name. While an Eggman video game could be great, to think Sonic should frequently be something other than the protagonist is ridiculous.


There were two versions of each song in that game. The original and a remix. The one they were playing I don't think was the one from the game.

yes

There is a youtube stream?

youtube.com/watch?v=2I_06fWVxQQ , but it's having just as much trouble as the Twitch version at staying online.

its dead too

youtube.com/embed/2I_06fWVxQQ

Whats this beautiful song called

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You never heard of Spider-Man? Edgy teenage hero that talks a lot and confident in a fight? Hell, that's the whole appeal of the Sonic franchise. A cartoonish character that looks like he could be a sidekick is the main character fighting industrial and complex robotics made by some fat asshole that looks like a clown.

Maybe this is the way of Sega to tell us that Sonic is dead?

Only 6 minutes left.

I can't believe Sonic the Hedgehog is dead.

Sounds about right.

6 minutes and more than 30 minutes of lag that produced delay, you mean.

The youtube stream isn't even working.

My cock can't get any harder from the hype

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Reload the page. Reload it every time it gets stuck.

But he's been dead for a long time

I'm not saying they should change tactics and protagonists, pandering to autistic children is working out real well for them.
It's tough to like the Sonic series. All the characters are edgelords or beta's or furry rule 34 material.
Out of all the characters in the sonic series, the engineering villain is definitely the coolest one and the most logical conclusion.


Spiderman differs per movie/videogame. He didn't exactly start out as a joke book. If anything the Deadpool series is what you should probably be referencing. Deadpool is just not funny because there is no character to go along with the jokes. It's just stupid jokes you could laugh at if you were really high or drunk.

You should see a doctor

Only if it doesn't go back down after four hours

why is knuckles such a nigger

CODEMONKEY LET ME POST

>2I_06fW
a bad omen

But anyway if the new game is as dead on arrival as this stream I'll have lost the little glimpse of hope I had for sonic team left

Oh shit it's back.

WE'RE BACK

But there is. Just those aren't the books that the hipster faggots latch onto. Deadpool is a great character even aside from the comedy when the writer actually gives a shit.

Oh its back now

2 MINUTES

He's a nigger alright

WHERE? I DON'T SEE IT!

It seems to be the "Modern" version from Generations, the trance one I think it's the "Classic" one. The Modern is all over the fucking place, it has some neat stuff in the "bridge" part, but then it just a cluster fuck of ideas thrown together. They blew it.

THAT FUCKING MUSIC

FROGGY

I wonder if big ever snuffed cocaine.

It's so beautiful yet so horrible when thinking of THAT level

EA BIG'S BASS FISHING CONFIRMED

DAMN THESE ALIENS WILL PAY FOR SHOOTING UP MY RIDE

Big the Cat never should've existed

It was great level. I loved all big levels.

After that i got "hooked" into sega bass fishing series.

IT'S HERE

It's probably personal preference, but I think he's just not much of an action hero. It may have been funny if he was more of a bad guy who made sick jokes. But his behavior hints at a more tumblr-reddit joke basis.

It's the time

Big is an advertisement character for sega bass fishing games.

YA FUCKED IT

NOW IS THE TIME

FUCKING BRING IT DOWN

>Sonic unleashed will never be JUST THE FUCKING DAY LEVELS

Unleashed's soundtrack is so comfy

browser lags so much, that i can't even post images, fuck this. \(O_O)/

>SONIC UNLEASHED MUSIC

NICE

I CAME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS
AND I'M ALL OUTTA ASS

pic related

Streaming the announcement here if you guys don't want to deal with twitch chat and still shitpost with other anons

ankhstream.com/#eight

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no yif pls

PERFECT

use LIVESTREAMER

FUCKING NIGGER, FUCK OFF

Dude I'm not forcing anyone, I'm just saying

God dammit not again.

Why do all these people who think they know Sonic usually cite the tie in cartoons that's about as faithful to the character as the Megaman cartoon in the 90's?

info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(16-bit)_manuals

info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_2_(16-bit)_manuals

info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_3_manuals

info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_CD_manuals

This is a sonic music stream

dont forget in SA2 his mouth skin was fucking brown instead of its normal coloration for some reason

PRAISE KEK

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Gay

He's talking about Spiderman, user

The Chao Garden will return with microtransactions and facebook social features.

No matter how this turns out, I'm already having fun with you niggers.

Advance games are underrated as fuck. Especially on Holla Forums.

It's mostly personal preference. I will never like a "freedom fighter"-like character. It reminds me far too much of socialism and the fall of the roman empire.

Advance 2 was ok

same, I love you niggers

That might actually be enough to give me actual cancer.

Sonic 6 minutes late for real this time

Ya got the tisms kid

WHOOP WHOOP

Nice quads

Advance 1 > Advance 2 > Advance 3

what book are you RETARDS talking about, HE WAS IN A LIVE ACTION WITH TONS OF SPECIAL EFFECTS

he's running a bit

SLOW

Are you saying he was too slow?

Would you play a western-theme game with steampunk Eggman?

TURN IT UP

Stop projecting your autism into fucking children games.

HEY HEY HEY

on iPhone

I would play anything with playable eggman.

It's comfy in here. The stream's got a good soundtrack, too.

I hope there's lots of awkward gook developers.

The games are probably how he caught the autism in the first place, that's like saying "stop projecting your HIV into that hypodermic needle"

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SEGA, HOLY SHIIIIIT!

FUCK

Do you mean Chao Garden GO ?

we went 2 fast

That's how he got his speech impediment.


That's exactly what he was originally. The only major difference is that they eventually started saying he tries to do good but keeps getting roped into being a villain.

And then there are a couple series that don't actually make up the bulk of his appearances, but are the ones hipsters latch onto because they have le epic maymays.

Check out the Deadpool stuff by Joe Kelly. Everyone agrees that's the good stuff.


Even Spider-Man was pretty funny at the beginning. Less than most superheroes at the time, but he was always cracking jokes. The Spidey parts were funny and the Peter parts were soap operas.

Hey I'm not claiming to know anything about Spiderman. I used to watch Spiderman The Animated Series as a kid, but that's the extent of my knowledge.

I WANT OFF SONICS WILD RIDE

Sonic's stream is about as good as his gameplay.

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It's bane hosting the stream?

Nice taste.

I'd actually be OK with that since it was always a casual time killer anyway, though it did kill A LOT of time.

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What are your hopes? I'm betting it on 06 part 2, or a Sonic Boom reboot

Colors was the best sonic game ever made, hands down.

So, perfect?

Little substantial content with a fabulous soundtrack? Yes.

Shame Dan Slot is a terrible writer and person

You're a fast guy

It might be me being hopelessly optimistic but I seriously want a standalone Chao Garden.

ELEVEN MINUTES LATE
JUST

Fix your shit SEGA my food is getting cold.

11 minutes late

why are you slow sonic

Better than nothing!

2SLOW

It's going to be Sonic Adventure 3, and will be the game that puts Sonic back on top.

That would be the best thing to come out of the series in years.

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Fuck yeah.


I've never played a sonic game besides the first one. Personal preference relies on your character and political viewpoint.
It's not strange to like certain characters more than others based on that.
Though you're right; I'm a bit obsessed with the guy.

Sounds nothing but optimistic at the rate this Stream is going

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HAPPENING

My pizza is going to arrive faster than fucking Sonic. This is retarded.

Is this stream real life

Everyone seems to be clamoring for Sonic Adventure 3. I really just want Sonic to die already. He's past the point of bowing out with any dignity, and I'm not sure he ever had any to begin with. If I had to hold out hope for something, I'd just want a 3D Sonic only game that is devoid of a whole lot of bullshit like unnecessary plot points and is comprised of a kick ass soundtrack and decent Sonic levels.

Fastest thing on Earth my ass

Fucker can't even come on time

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You cheeky cunt

SONIC MAN ADVENTURE FUCKING WHEN

This is already a fucking disaster and the new game hasn't even been announced.

Is this seriously from the DS game? I played it a few times but I don't remember this song.

Those comics already look a lot better than the Deadpool I saw in that one videogame.

OH, MY GOD, SEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

It's from the Advance games.

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The amount of times it's died in the prestream alone is embarrassing. This is going to be a fucking trainwreck, isn't it?

The stream is repeating music they already played- sometimes cutting out mid song to the next one.

I don't think Twitch stream even works anymore.

Music's giving me nostalgic

Does Sega know how computers work?

Going to be? It already is, dubs.

Twitch stream's up.

It's from X-Zone in Sonic Advance one when you fight EGG X.

You know it

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THE SANIC CURSE IS INFECTING THE STREAM

Checked.

CHAO RACE, NIGGERS

You had any hope at all? What are you a faggot

It's like they know.

You ask me

yes

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More like Sonic 4 or 5 confirmed

the fuck is this?

AUTISM CONFIRMED

Well I gotta go guys. I'll be back to hear the announcement in a bit. Watch my chocolate milk for me, ok?

gotta go slow

Illbleed you double nigger

Play it on the Dreamcast emulator, it's the best horror game of all time

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Considering how popular Sonic's new twitter account operator is, I predict the new Sonic will be a meme game. Coldsteel the hedgeheg and whatnot.

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no prob dude

shit

This announcement better be good
I consider going to sleep because nothing is happening

How many of Sega's games has that happened to now? I've heard they also lost the source code for Panzer Dragoon Saga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU RUINED IT

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Me too.

Stay up. It's going to be worth the wait, I'm sure of it.

puu.sh/qb9AV/63d240460c.mp3

Nigga, why do you think we're watching it?
MY PIZZA GOT HERE FASTER THAN SONIC!

Sonic Adventure 3 with a character creator
Use your own original character in gameplay
Unleash a new age of autism.

20 minutes late

Here guys, I'll fill it up again. He'll never notice!

no use crying over spilt milk, mickey

What fuck dude hes gonna be pissed when he gets back!

HAH.

10/10 would play

stop lying yourself. it's no use

I didn't know Tim B^Uckley had his own gaming studio

Post TAILS GETS TROLLED image reactions in the meantime

Seriously — why haven't they capitalized on the autism?

COMFY HUB MUSIC

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Nigger they can take code from the disc. They can't rerelease because of an exclusively deal with Microsoft and rights issues with the music.

sega does what nintendon't: fail miserably at everything

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damn some nice sonic 06 music

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Maybe that's their Pokemon Go

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I only have this ones

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That's the power of BLAST PROCESSING

WHERE ARE THE GAMES SEGA????

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I deleted all the games, Sonic. I put them in the trash. All your games are gone.

Sonic was too fast, he has no game now.

I doubt a sonic fan would have any standards at this point in time

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HEH?

WHERE IS THE STREAM, EGG-MAN

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right here you double nigger

You seem surprised

PUMPKIN HILL

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YOU KNOW ME THE FIGHTING FREAK KNUCKLES

YOU KNOW ME THE FIGHTING FREAK KNUCKLES, AND WE'RE AT PUMPKIN HILL. YOU READY?

YO READY?

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PUMPKIN HILL MOTHER FUCKERS

What the actual fuck is this shit music?

P U M P K I N H I L L

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT IS HAPPENING

& knuckles

Tits out for Knunckles

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KNOCK KNOCK IT'S KNUCKLES

A GHOST TRYNA APPROACH ME GOD DAMN

I AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET TO ME I'M JUST GONNA CREEP

Actually you know what. It's not that bad

Spooky

PSSSHT KIDDO

They're doing it on purpose, i literally can't believe they can't start a stream.

I made a tamale to eat just during this stream and it's already cold.

Mobile only 25th anniversary game when?

My cock goes through boulders, that's why i flex my boner

Reheat it user

Is that a cheetos?

Don't you fucking crash you assholes.

That looks like shit

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STEP IT UP

meal fit for a kang

damn that sucks

jk reheat it

EDGE

STARS DON'T TWINKLE, THE MOON DOESN'T SHINE

Mad Space song when

That aint a tamale

You can call me Sanic, unlike Knuckles i don't flex my muscles, i rather chuckle

Are you ready for Sonic Adventure 2 HD?

THE FIGHTING FREAK KNUCKLES

You're not vegan? Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again

STARS DON'T TWINKLE
THE MOON DOESN'T SHINE

CHAOS CONTROL

EDGE

OFFICIAL SCHEDULE

Holla Forums wouldn't trust SEGA to make a good sonic game these days

they aren't even doing the stream right

Don't be a hater.

WTF is a hyper potion?

oh no

rly

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That explains everything

oh my mistake

Fuck this, I'm out

It looks like shit dude

Jesus, now I only want Sega to make Yakuza ports instead.

SONIC X HELLO KITTY

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FOUR HOURS OF THIS!

This is going to be great

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Sonic X Hello Kitty its all ive ever wanted

How do you have this?

THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES LATE
WHERE ARE THE DAMN VIDYA GAEMS

I trust them to make a charming game. I don't trust them to make a good game. Despite that, it happens sometimes.

The binary says "pancakes"

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holy fuckles

IT BEGINS

YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING SO DON'T EVEN TRY

Reminder this is the bad future

NO, NO, THIS AIN'T HAPPENING

Got it from twitter

Big Announcement zone better be fucking worth it

IT BEGINS

HAPPENING FUCK HOLY FUCK

Maybe they're just skipping the Hyper Potions and only streaming from 6:30. Or maybe they really are just that incompetent that they're half an hour behind schedule

They're still bringing the guy in the sonic costume out. Crazy

Are you autistic enough to watch this annon? I know I am.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WEW FINALLY!

FINALLY

Oh jesus fuck

Oh no

COME OVER AND TALK TO ANONS EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT
ankhstream.com/#eight

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MUSIC

SONIC, DEAD OR ALIVE? HE'S MINE

WE ARE LIVE

End my suffering

did this just become a creepypasta

WHAT

BZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT

DANCE SONIC DANCE

THE MUSIC IS DEAD

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Holy fucking shit, there's a guy in a sonic fursuit dancing in a rave. And now the audio is dead and killing everyones ears. I'm in tears. SEGA HOW CAN YOUFUCK UP THIS BADLY

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HOLY SHIT THIS MUSIC

This is a ballpit-level disaster.

WHY DO I ONLY HEAR WASPS

ARE WE DEAD

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this is what ive been waiting for

This is incredible

This is the perfect representation of the sonic series today

THE CHAO ON THE SCREEN.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

SONIC DANCING

FLAT TONE

QUALITY

What the fuck is happening

I bet he's hoping for CWC to kill him any minute

Notyet

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THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE THAT FUCKING MLP CONVENTION

I'M CALLING IT

Sasuga Sega

OH, I'LL SEE THAT REAAAAAL SOON

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Two nerds figuring out a macbook and a confused constume moving slightly to some music

this is great

It's gonna be a fun night.

oh my god please tell me somebody webm'd that sound cut off with dancing sonic

did sonic just dab

THE TRAINWRECK BEGINS
I only have one question… will my sides survive
4 HOURS OF THIS SHIT

Best Friday night in ages.

DID THE GUY IN THE SONIC SUIT DAB I NEED CONFIRMATION ON THIS

I CANT STOP LAUGHING
THIS CHINESE DUDE DANCING HOLY SHIT AHAHAHA

That poor person in the costume.

Wow, this is so fucking stupid

What the fuck is "dab"

I cant fucking breathe, send help

That already came out like five years ago.

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The tone is still there, what the fuck.

The newest meme dance pose.

It's beyond the normalfag levels of cancer.

I'm already laughing hard enough for the wait to have been worth it, bravo SEGA.

I can still hear it, end my life please.

a hoodrat gesture which resembles a sneeze into your elbow

The guy in the sonic suit is the same one who operates the official twitter.
I want this to be true.

It looks like they are on a fucking high school stage. This is the best they could do?

Hear that buzzing Holla Forums? Those are my sides vibrating into the convention

Pretty good music. Don't know who the guy in the Sonic suit is but he owns that shit

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HYPE IT UP

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DANCE YOU FUCKING HEDGEHOG

THAT IS YOUR FACE

Why is the stage so empty?

& KNKLS

BZZZ

GUYS I THINK I BROKE MY LAUGH CAGE

Inb4 it's sonic's voice actor

my feet hurt. i'm not really Sanic. Japanese is weird. I wish I was home posting memes.

This was worth staying up for. This is almost better than E3.

The costume dancing

I'm fucking dying

He's got one rusty robot.

Thank christ I never go out

Of course they're the same person.
They're Sonic the Hedgehog.

somebody better make a cringe supercut of this once this is over i swear to god

I'm used to noise music, so this ever-lasting buzz is actually pretty good condiment upon the good music

I don't know why, but Sonic's anemic dancing is cracking me up.

They don't allow him to move his feet. It's like he's nailed to the floor.

TURN THIS FUCKING NIGGER MUSIC OFF AND PLAY SANIC MUSIC GODDAMN

This was worth staying up for.

This amount of autism is best experienced live.

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wtf is this shit

Why is the announcement not on yet

Why are they showing us crappy music and a fursuiter

Why does it seem like they're 40 mins behind the schedule?

I want out already, I cant take this shit with that fucking buzz

the fuck is it even a remix of?

It's like they said "stand right the fuck there and dance" and he's too autistic to know what they mean.

At least it's in the same key as the rest of the song.

Tu tu tu du dudu du GAMES

WHERE ARE THE GAMES EGGMAN

Big's Fishing Adventure confirmed.

This is killing me, dude. I'm always choking with the pizza because of the laughter.

I JUST FUCKING PEED MY PANTS OF LAUGHTER. IM SERIOUS

I DONT KNOW BUT ITS REALLY GAY

Out

Its too keep him from running away

Egoraptor needs to stop this trash and play some fucking sonic music

oh god i dont want to imagine it off key

Current song I think

WHY CHAO GARDEN IS BEING SHOWN SO MUCH?! NOTHING BUT CHAO FUCKING GARDEN

Maybe it's an Andy Kaufman style trolling.

AS EXPECTED OF A MAC

IT USED MARIO SFX

yep.

hat if this whole stream is just the twitter shitposting taken to a whole new level?

You know…the stream should have crashed in this moment

GENESIS D-DOES?

SONIC CUCKED AT HIS OWN ANNIVERSARY

GET OUT FISH

WHY THE FUCK ARE MARIO SAMPLES PLAYING AT A SONIC EVENT JESUS CHRIST SEGA ARE YOU EVEN TRYING


It's SEGA did you really expect them to be competent at anything.

YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO WHAT NINTENFAGS DONT SEGA

IM DYING

LAWSUIT COMING RIGHT UP

Are they using Nintendo sound effects for this MIX?!

MARIO ADVENTURE WITH TOAD GARDEN

The binary at the foot of that page reads pancakes

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And Pacman SFX.

HELP

SEND HELP

GOTTA PREP FAST

I think the two people on stage are Jun Senoue and Johnny Gioeli.

I might die, anons, I mi-

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I like how the eternal beep is still there when the music cuts out.

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What the hell is with the music?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?

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wait where did sonic go

shut up nigger you know you're alive

Jet Set Radio used a song about Mario and Luigi being super brothers who are going to rescue peach, they're fine.

nope, johnny has short hair and he's probably hating this right now

Fug they dragged Sonic off to the back room.

In all fairness Sega probably doesn't own this music. But considering how Nintendo treats streaming and their content, I won't be surprised if the group who remixed this doesn't lawyer up

I CAME FOR A SONIC EVENT NOT A RETRO US GAMRES GUISE EVENT

WE ARE ONLY 9 MINUTES IN AND ITS SUCH A TRAINWRECK

www.dropdead.co
#meindd

This is fucking legendary.

THEY JUST FUCKING KIDNAPPED SONIC

DEAR GOD

my sides

oh no

CEASE AND DESIST

God, I was hoping for production errors and autism live on stage and this party has already delivered.

This is amazing.

Sega please.

SONIC ESCAPED!! FIND HIM!!!!!!

SONIC COME BACK

THESE FAGGOTS BOUNCING AROUND THEIR MAC WHILE A YOUTUBE PLAYLIST PLAYS CANT EVEN GET THE AUDIO RIGHT. THEY KEEP HITTING IT OR SOME SHIT AND THEY HAVE TO FIX SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

He was probably fucking dying in that costume after the 5-minute mark.

It's a band called Hyper Potions, apparently.

They cut from Sonic music to THIS!?

I hope someone got his dancing on webm

is this real
surely it can't be that this isn't fake, there are no lies, that's the actual schedule, and sonic x hello kitty is an official real thing

Lyrical content isn't grounds for a lawsuit. Plus the song is vague enough that Nintendo can't do shit about it.

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YES, THE BEST PART ABOUT SONIC GAMES IS OBVIOUSLY THE SHITTY ELECTRONIC MUSIC

worst
dj
ever

This reminds me of DJ Phil Fish

SONIC ISN'T HERE ANYMORE

NINTENDO GOT HIM

SONIC JUST FUCKING GOT ESCORTED OFF THE STAGE BY SECURITY

THIS IS TOO MUCH

Topkek

Where's Crush42?

MAKE SOME NOISE

It's fine if I want to kill myself?

MIC IS WORKING

woo fake skrillex
god help

YES FUCKING SHOW US THE GAME YOU ZIPPERHEADS

these chucklefucks I swear to god

OH NO

LYRICS

OH NO

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make some noise

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jesus i had to trun the sound off the second hand embarrassment is too bad

Almost nobody from crowd responds. This can't be real

IF CRUSH 40 DOESN'T APPEAR HERE I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

How long is this going to be?

oh my god holy shit

this fucking asian jumping

JUST WHEN I THOUGH THIS HAD REACHED THE PEAK OF SHIT THEY ADD LYRICS

Thats probably whats causing the FUCKING BUZZING

So this hyper potions shit is just them playing music for half an hour and introductions were supposed to start 15 minutes ago, I guess they're just pushing everything back to accomodate for the delay which means this shit's running until fucking 10:30.

MAKE IT STOP

SONIC SUICIDE ON STREAM WHEN

There's a crowd? It feels like a night club on its last night or something.

Trips confirm. Do it faggot

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REMOVE THESE AUTISTIC NIGGERS FROM STAGE, NOT SONIC, WE'RE HERE TO WATCH SONIC, NOT DJ PHISTICKS 2.0, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

turns out its just a fan in a good sonic suit and sega didnt hire the guy so they dont know who the fuck is in the suit

What the FUCK is this christian dubstep on top the BZZZZZZZZZZ

I'm going to fucking burst with laughter. I'm going to actually explode.

My sides.

Waiting for that crowbcat video when this is done

Crush 40 with their accompanying act "Constant Buzzing Noise"

It's going to be quality

YOU'RE WATCHING IT HAPPEN user

It will be over soon.

No the steam almost works.
We now wish it didn't.

The Sonic fursuiter probably fell off the stage because he couldn't see at all in that costume. It would explain that awkward dancing.

THERE ARE LIKE 20 PEOPLE IN THE CROWD HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING SIDES

SONIC ON SUICIDE WATCH

JESUS

Jesus fuck

what did he say?

Four fucking hours, I shit you not.

what the fuck did he even say?

Holy jesus they couldn't be more bored.

I don't even care if they announce the fucking game or not, this stupid bullshit is too funny, kudos SEGA.

DID A FUCKING IMP JUST TRY TO TALK?

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE OH GOD

OH MY GOD

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

JUMP

kill me

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

All that Chao Garden footage is making me wanna pull out SA2 again.

O-oh.

EVERYONE JUMP

He looked so happy, holy shit

JESUS FUCK

SONIC HAS BEEN SAVED GUYS

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ANIMAL EARED BACKPACK SIGHTED.

Jesus fuck I am fucking crying from laughing so hard

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6:45, where are the introductions?

THIS IS IT Holla Forums

THIS IS WHERE IT ALL ENDS

are they at a fucking club?

CHAO MUSIC
H
A
O

M
U
S
I
C

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We're behind schedule! What the hell is holding us up?
What are you, blind? He is right there dancing on stage!
Neither do I…

So thos is how Sonic dies,
Not with abang, but with shitty electronic music.

After watching this we all will be dead.

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WAS THAT FAT SPIC VAPING?

Is that NiGHTS music?

So tell me guys how are you going to suicide?

myinstants.com/instant/knuckles-oh-no/

THAT FUCKER WAS JUST VAPING

MY SIDES HAVE GONE FAR PAST THE SOLAR SYSTEM

M-Maybe?

no this is patrick

I'll be found dead from laughter

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Chao Garden music

75% of the people in the building is probably just random people who wanted a drink at the bar at the back, but they have to listen to this trash

I don't have a reaction face that accurately describes this

JUMP

I'm going to kill myself through oxygen deprivation from laughing too hard from all of this.

WHERE ARE THE GAMES, SEGA?
VIDEO GAMES

By living until my body gives out on it's own, a slow but painful death.

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Nah, SA1 Chao Garden theme. Sounds like NiGHTs music a shitton though. I wish they played some NiGHTs, or maybe some Jet Set Radio. It'd be perfect for this.

Im sorry guys, this austism is too much and i cant handle it anymore.

My soul hurts.

ALL I WANTED WAS SOME SONIC GAMES TO SEE

This is Konami 2010 levels of failure.

Maybe. It's music that was used in the Chao gardens, and the Chao are originally from NiGHTS, so it wouldn't surprise me.

Joker gas

A sign, perhaps?

THE MIC IS NOW POPPING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Oh yeah, I was trying to place it but was evading me.

Laughter, of course.

Hanging.

OKAY
GUYS
I THINK ANITA IS IN THE CROWD
GUYS
GUYS DID ANYONE ELSE SEE FUCKING ANITA

>tfw no videogames

quality stream

I give up, tell me when they bring that autistic Sonic back.

Knowing how autistic the Sonic fanbase is i'm surprised no one from the crowd hasn't yelled something like "WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES!" yet

You should have been more prepared user

Chao garden mobile game? I'm a bit worried.

Probably from choking on my own vomit after laughing so hard.

who are the people in the audience? half of them legitimately look like chris chan types.


imagine if they invited him. that wouldve been amazing.

Clap clap

It's the SA1 Chao Garden music you newfags

I think this ig going beyond Konami 2010

NO
LEAVE CHAO KINDERGARTEN ALONE

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

COME ON ANONS

EVERYBODY CLAPPING

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tfw

>BZZZZZZZZZZZZ

FUN

That poor man trying to talk to the crowd. He clearly doesn't think he has any need to be there

STOP SHITTING ON THE CHAO GARDEN SONGS YOU FUCKING SHITS

"Just kidding guys, we're here to announce that Yakuza is now our flagship series, and we'll be localizing every Yakuza game from now on."
"Oh and SA3 I guess."

This audience looks way too normal to be sanic fans

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That fucking noise………the fuck is that?

Also


Seriously niggers?

Someone pls make it stop

AND THE BUZZ CONTINUES TO GET LOUDER AND LOUDER HOLY SHIT

I bet the Sonic twitter guy picked these cringy autists on purpose

Does we deserved this?

I'M OUTTA HERE

SEE YA DOPES

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WAS HE BLOWING INTO THE MIKE?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


MY SIDES ARENT EVEN IN THIS DIMENSION ANYMORE

It's simultaneously so-bad-it's-good hilarious, and profoundly depressing because you're seeing what a million dollar megafranchise has been reduced to.

Their dancing doesnt even match the song playing.

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GOD HELP US ALL

the chris chans seem to be staying back while the drinking normalfags are in the front

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEOGAMES SEGA?! WAS THIS ALL JUST A RUSE?!