Lawl

i wanna play!

"I call him crazy Bernie because he's not very good" - Trump

this guy might be president

yes.. i still dont get what exactly did you mean by "vroom vroom bikes"

okay? this isnt something that Trump wants to stop, he still wants to make it so americans have to have health care

his plan would make it cheaper

he also doesnt believe in getting denied for pre-existing conditions

ObamaCare has a ton of good stuff, but a ton of bad stuff too

trump wants to keep a GOOD percentage of it all you know, hes not like the other republicans, hes NOT a republican. he's a fucking nationalist dbosniancrat

no im just intelligent enough to understand what is political maneuvering and dont take things with 100% honesty or with 100% salt

abortion is a sensationalist NON issue
so are bathrooms
so is all this shit
so is this fucking tape shit

ITS BULLSHIT MEDIA SENSATIONALISM

look on his policies on his website

i agree with EVERYTHING that is stated for those policies

who are you even trying to convince me to vote for? hillary? bernie has no chance, he's not getting the nomination. super delegates will not let it happen

its over

i supported bernie before i actually looked into Trump's policies you know

Don't really care what the US does tbh.
I just hope he does something about NATO.
That is in my interest.

didnt we have this conversation earlier

bike are a vehicle!
:D
that sites about vehicles!
vehicles go: "vroom~"
and i saw a bike pic when i clicked.

silly manaka making me have to spell out every single word :3

Everything happens for a reason.

HOW DO I TAKE THE TYLENOL OUT OF THIS VICODIN

HOW DO NONE OF YOU DEGENERATES KNOW THIS

I don't even know what that is.
Is this why I failed chemistry

ahh so you were imitating motorcycle sound, i just thought.. there was so many things to comment on, but you went for that..

i even had to check if "vroom" had any other meaning

You could always go to deepweb.

Bernie and Hilary and Trump all want to improve on it. They realize it's an important thing to humans, being able to be protected and not have to worry.

The problem is that he contradicts himself. A lot.

Do you think he wrote those policies on his website?

Yet millions of voters are informing themselves over it. They choose the media that best reflects their views. If you're a fundamental pro-lifer, you'll pick him for wanting to punish women. If you're really not fond of others' religions and cultures, you'd support him for his Muslim ban. Call it political maneuvering, call them non-issues or lying to boost popularity, but what you're saying is that this man can't run on the weight of his ideas. He has to manipulate by appealing to things like fear, nationalism, prejudice, suspicion, and doomsaying.

You choose to focus on the policies currently on his website. Maybe because you like to be more factual.

But don't ignore the other facts.

when i wake up later
i am going to do a lot of vicodin
i apologise in advance for anything i do
please do not take advantage of me too badly
thank you

butts

inshallah

nope
it simple meaning

Vroom~ ♥
:3

i tried making it easy on manak

...

aw
you didnt have to

People here aren't -that- degenerate

please. degenerate.

...

What I learned in High School is....

yes

yes those are his policies he's explained them in-depth himself before

on non-issues

non-issue and i don't really care. its my personal opinion that trump supporters are either the dumbest voters or the most intelligent voters and there's little to no inbetween

i don't ignore them, they just honestly do not effect my opinion. i know the man im voting for.

I only failed PE buttI was given excemption from the physical parts

i didnt have to take PE :)

dont trust the memes

I was amazing at PE.
Best class tbh

A President isn't just a bureaucrat.

They're the face of a nation.

They are elected and represent its people.

If you're so smart, you know you're in the minority, and you know most people vote based on bosniantion.

The bosniantions that Trump inspires in others... the things he promises... his words, his character, his personality.

Most people are voting for that. That will have an affect on America. Especially in the global arena.

I was always best of my class in History though.
unbeaten.

It's pretty violent but very funny, you might like it

She's ugly and pale...

.///.

Did you draw that?

my englush was unrivalled in school

wot

and i want Trump as the face of my nation not Bernie Sanders (who has no chance btw so its literally just Trump vs Hillary at this point)

its a movement

ive been to the rallies, ive been to the protest rallies, ive been to meetings and everything

we're not really in the minority? i mean 49% vs 50% doesnt really make us a minority, thats just a tricky use of language there and makes it seem different than it really is

besides, we're surging in polls, but again, its may, polls for the general dont mean shit, we haven't seen a single debate between Hill and Trump

in due time

I think Kanra is just trolling

Man these rims are so gay lmao

Gonna get new tires tho

Kinda ironic I'm getting drunk afterwork and sitting inside my car for the first time feel

please clean it

you

stop being adorable

thanks

...

c u m m i e s

WHAT?!

Can't wait until they throw that car over the wall with you in it

Iwish to ride a motorcycle like manaka

I try

im a big fan of Yuuka-sama

i want to ride one of these

ew cummies r bad

Trump is very American.

Lives larges.

Dates models.

Several ex-wives.

Owns planes and helicopters.

Even ran the Ms. America pageant.

Used to have a show where he called people incompetent and said they were fired.

... Hilary is hardly better. She's fake, too. Just less good at it.

in due time.

you obviously don't try hard enough!

id be lying if it didnt turn me the fuck on

yup

is it common to commute on a motorcycle?

I just got it earlier today

There's so much shit I need to fix, like cosmetically

Might just get a small NERV sticker and put it in the back window for the lulz
But then it'd be a pain explaining to my normie friends what that is from or whatever

I watch his helicopter take off every morning

sounds fun tbh
i like cleaning up cars and making them pretty

idkkk I always walked places or took the bus or had people drive me

i still have my first nerv sticker from 2005! im the ultimate weeaboo

Dont worry it has V-Tec
I'll drive back :^}}}}}}

Is grabbing into my backup shekels really worth Arma 3?

Must be nice to catch a whiff of his greatness...

neru stickers for everyone

plebs

weeeell do you see motorcycles a lot on the street?
I fully support you 100% if you want to try it BUT only when you are willing to wear the safety gears!

Ik wil de gulden terug

I know right?
Shits pretty cool

I still have a crossover/amp and 2 12's to put in it too
They're in my old car
;~;7

im too scared to ride motorcycle and mopeds because they require balance

but im too scared to drive cars because i cant properly perceive how big they are no matter how much i fuckin drive

geen

ikea

YOU CAN"T DRIVE THROUGH A WALL

Everyone in the city has seen him more than once, he's very popular here and donates to public schools... too bad my school is private..

Do you like my new avatar? She looks like a cross between Minatsuki and Kurumi

every now and then I live in a sortof trafifific place

...

IK HAAT DE EURO
ZE ZIJN LELIJK

Zweeds imperialisme is niet welkom

...

No

I wore a helmet the first times I scooted
like a boss

Yeah I'm not gonna.
none of my friends is willing to go along

Are you Blood-chan or Nezi or something?
I'm drunk and didn't get the mbosnian there's another Ema
Kill yourself

Bitch watch me
I'll put Paul walker to shame

euro = geen lekker
jammer vriend maar dit is die waarheid

I'm sure the city used to love him. I'm sure way less do now.

and I do.

Long, straight, black hair.

It's more optimized than the earlier games, but to play it you need a friend group that's willing to play it.
That's where it kind of fell for me.

if lanesplitting is legal, then you have more reason to drive motorcycle!

i've tried and the wind and dust was kind of unbearable.

I'm Ema from /lewd/ haii

but can bailey jay take ALL that dick?

multi lane drifting

Good afternoon.

greetings

Oh you're that one innocent slut
I've heard about you

yay i'm glad you like her

And you're right. The niggers think he's racist and the fags think he's homophobe. This whole city is very liberal and they'll turn on you if you go against the band wagon

Good evening

i thought traffic in my country is the worst

Ik ga nu persoonlijk naar Griekenland om mijn geld op te eisen.

Ah yeah then no chance, got no mates for the upgrade. we'll stick with arma 2

kanker

im not a slut. why are you drunk so early in the morning? also we met each other on /lewd/ before

I had the same problem with ArmA 2, although singleplayer was fun.

Le :^) fais

WOW THE FILTER IS GONE

NO FUN ALLOWED

FUCK THIS BOARD

BOO

HISS

BETAAL SKULD :---D

but bosnian is word filter

How's it going?

Hello Ema. I'm suprised to see you here.

Git gud nerd.

bump

Really what the fuck, that one was good

guess that means it's time for another gagger lel

ooook I finished tootbursh is bedtim nanana

mommy wants me to come to bed
night guys...........

you seriously posting while brushing teeth!? that wasnt very hygienic of you

good night

Sometimes I feel like Neru resides in a dimension where time is no factor.

Don't worry people know I'm Blood-chan

wait
you're blood chan
dude im too high
keep ur fucking name dude
come ON

Oh okay. Slept well?

lol

nini

yeeh, and easy to play once it was like 4 euros

okay -kisses you on the cheek-

No... I was burning up all night... how about you?

She likes drawing and so do I

Are you better than her at drawing?

dude i literally cannot accept kisses from you unless i know ur not just rping as a cisgirl man

...

WHAT?!

♥
i like manaka~

Hmm, yes I would say so

Its just an e-cheek kissu....

dat drip

I ONLY ACCEPT CHEEK KISSUS FROM CUTE GIRLS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I HAVE NO PROOFS

WHERE ARE THE PROOFS

why do you think i like violent? ._.

The DLC singleplayer missions really make it, I liked the PMC one the most though.

ree~

Welp that doesn't sound very pleasant. I slept decent. Still a bit exhausted but it will pass soon.
Anyway i'll have to go out soon for groceries and such. How's my new avatar by the way?

Sugoi

why do people have double digit IQ

because intelligence is a burden

Ohh I just did endless custom stuff

i think im harsher than people on my side of the political camp about their opinions than anyone else tbh.. i dont care if they agree with me if the reason they came to to the same conclusion as me is literally fucking retarded

There are pictures of me floating around in this community, you'll come across them if you post enough. I'm not very cute

Just watch itttt, you'll like it, trust me!!! -squeezes-

grr

Is that Aisen-sama? :3
And buy me some ice creams

Sugoi sugoi
When I was 15 I went full weeaboo and I wanted to draw anime like she does but you only get paid like $8,000 a year even if you have a college education

send me one
ill judge

"baby kitten.. come to bed i have to give you cummies"

uhhh BRB guys??

Ignorance is bliss.

Never did that, I just played the singleplayer missions through.
PMC was fun because it had some spec-ops type missions.

gimme a good trailer first~

No i'm ugly... you'll laff at me..

No, its the mad scientist Hououin Kyouma!

Whaat? No way
Never watch trailers of anything because it'll ruin everything

Aisen is so much better though......

i wont laugh at you
im not a mean person
add me on steam
i need to know if ur a qt girl or not

I'm not a girl

I mean it's sort of an upgrade from this right?

Awwww shit nigga
Now that im drunk wanna do coke again
When are we gonna do lines and bang for hours?

YOU LIED TO ME

I don't even know this Aisen person though. Anyway i've spend too much time here. See ya.

Where is the rest of your car?

I'm not a boy either

:)
you don't have and cute clips?

-lowers my head- okay... have a safe trip and bring me vanilla ice cream ;_;

BUT IM THE ONLY INTERSEX HERE?

I don't :/
How about you watch the first episode and judge for yourself like NORMAL PEOPLE

I'm female, baka

ur ftm???????

The only one that keeps talking about it, anyway.

where watch it?
:3

STFU NIGGER
ARGHGHGHHHAHAHFGHGHG

hermaphrodites pls go

You accepted being male yesterday anyway, so most of all this is rather silly.

No lol
That's weird

I don't know, I torrent it like a year ago

crunchyroll.com/sabagebu-survival-game-club-/episode-1-joining-the-club-you-said-youd-join-i-lied-i-wanted-to-play-a-realistic-survival-game-656869

...

...

Sharpening an axe

quiet quiet

RIP

my free month thingy of premium ran out ;~;
can't watch any more kewl crunchy roll

EXPLAIN YOURSELF
DON'T BE SO VAGUE

this is funny

awh damn spec op nostalgia

Is Kanra still here?

are you alright again?

white devil

Im still here

Yeah I feel better. Just all these feelings and stuff came out of nowhere and I didn't feel good.

INDIANDS JUST A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

Don't grouplink me, please

I can't.

I am going to go ahead and say that's from Fury because of that insignia in the background.

I'm really glad it's better now.
Now do something fun to celebrate

What a nightmare.

I'm talking to you, aren't I?

RE~

So ur a girl

Yes you can... if I can do it you can too

Shia dies in that scene... he gets shot in the face by a machine gun

What does re mean anyway? I know nothing about internet slang

Yup lol

Oi

how?

Pretty weird, considering that he is behind ~80mm of steel.

Nani?

Awh that's so sweet~
I'll be here, whats you gonna do further?

...

This video helped me
youtube.com/watch?v=JITlCq6JMC4

The loader died and he was stuck doing nothing so he stuck his head out to throw a grenade and they got em lol

That's a dumb way to die.

I haven't slept again..
can you help me wake up?

nakadashi

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGG IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR SKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!! THEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOUNNDSSSSSSSSSS THEEEEEEYYYY WWWIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOTT HHEEEEEAAAAAALLLL

iie.. kowai.

FUCKING INDIAN DEFENSE LEEEEG

All ways to death are dumb

Poor Shia... I didn't want him to die...

didn't work
my router doesn't have that option.
i can't do it. :)

League of Legends

hehee..
*falls asleep*

All routers since 2004 have that option
Stop making excuses

BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU WEREN'T?!?

nope.
my router doesnt have it.

Lol gender really isn't a noteworthy topic
Show me a screen cap of your firmware

Most routers don't have the option to clone MAC address anymore

It's been phased out, I hunted to make sure I could do it with mine

It is to me cus I only let qt girls kiss me OK?

I won't kiss you anymore if you want

aliens are among us

I just want to know if you're qt first

Personality is so you got that going so far

I don't have a personaility...............
And I'm not cute, I'm a muscle bitch

Sounds cute, tell me more

Have I posted this one for you guys yet?

I think this track would have to be my fave from this album.

In my dream I was plagued with formless nightmares

Lets see.. I'm 5'3, 110lbs, long black hair, brown eyes.... just a normal person you see on the street, really

Yes

cute

That sounds
Cute!
I wanna see

Guilt from being an uber grump towards your threading session yesterday :3c

jk, Good morning, Bardo. I hope you got at least a little rest for the day^^

it's very exhausting and bosniantionally straining

...

Well? Do you like Deftones?

yeah can't clone.

Thanks I sure hope so too how is your day

I'd fuck you the fuck up bro
6'0 160 what up

ur a racist

Some of my best friends are white

so does everyone, but i prefer to stay anonymous

what meme is that?

Okay go to advance settings and change your Router MAC address from there

Stop being a cuck

towards the end of your*

goddam it.

I'm still jacked and wide awake from yesterday, m8.

Got work at noon, might skateboard in for a slight amount of pre-work lulz. Got another day off tomorrow if the new schedule maintains its consistency like it has been.

You doing anything fun or exciting on SundayFunday?

go easy with the word filter

it's not in there.

Lol no I hate all music
it's just noise

-hides-
dont hurt me, i wear glasses...

Well from everything you've said so far it seems extremely cute.....
You should show me sometime...........

I am still trying to figure the meaning of it, since Serbians aren't that suicidal.

not sure
I think it's a word filter but I don't get it
bosniantion
e motion

eh you really did go and party huh
nothing like them multiple days off in a row to get your sleeping schedule all off and back on track before the grind gets you again

I'm loading up my bowl, gonna hit up my homie later and i got a QutiePie to go pick up later so I'm actually a lil stressin but im just paranoid

Oh wow, mixing Serbians and Bosnians now.

Alright lol I want you to search for your router MAC address

ONly the people I absolutely trust have seen my face and even then I've regretted it

I wouldn't hit a guy with glasses
I couldn't hit a guy with glasses

How do I gain your trust

bosniantion
kek
that' really funny

would you hit me?

What is it?

...

e.mo = Bosnian
For whatever reason it is.

I'll just watch you for a year and see for myself

I don't get it but I'm not up to date on curerent events
That one annoys me more than the others though because I use that word to express myself alot

Thanks niggers from up above you dumb cunts I hope you die

I wouldn't hit my opponent given the choice either
throwing fists is an act of savages
Much more efficient ways to ground somebody

lol okay

bosniankid

Crap that's a long time
Accept my steam add

lmao if was bebop, he's a mod here

I'm not a very stable person in private....

I know
That's not a person I like at all and seeing them succeed in an area I haven't been able to irks me

I hope this isn't CP

Maybe I need to watch that someday.

They're not even ranking that high in suicides, nor do they have a suicide song like Hungary.
Maybe I need to pry Bebop about that.

Your loss I guess.

I almost finished the ball to my face bro. I hope my nose can recoup quickly for my date tomorrow lol

My 2 days off are apart ;~;

wake n bake, niggaa. aight I gotta start getting ready. Have a nice day, Bardo^^

...

The more you give me reasons to try and push me away the more I want to not go deeper

Your tactics don't work against me

Youu too elma have a good one out there

The more I want to go deeper*

Oops

it only shows me my mac address.
i can't do anything else.

What's your mac address

MAC address is just for your computer, but you might have a static IP which means you can't change your IP without contacting your ISP with a good reason.

These static feels

i don't know.

i guess that it, im stuck with my ip
:)

Anyways, time to get going.
Adios.
youtube.com/watch?v=fg5TJVkls9o

kinda reconsidering tbh
I can do every scenario I want.
Even Syria wars.

i wish i wasnt white

Have a good one

Rascist

Can't you just do a reversed Michael Jackson?

Yeah Bebop is utter cancer to us. When he was a Holla Forums mod he would delete our threads over and over and over until we finally give up and moved here

He's a piece of shit really

Watch it now fag

I have to admit I never understood why people like music. It's just noise and nothing more
My therapist said it has something to do with e motions but I still don't understand

Gimme the ice cream
I swear to god if you didn't get it

You're very unstable and I'm very toxic in private you'll end up self harming yourself

Okay now go to "Use this MAC address" and change the last too letter to "C4" and press enter

Nice get, Satan
She has a dynamic IP, you can see it here

e mo

and i think there's still one more

I'm not unstable
I don't self harm
Do not think so lowly of me, it is quite prudent
Accept the invite

The store were closed....

stores*

I despise you for enabling him

can't.
the option isn't there.

I really don't want to go on Steam, I have too many stalkers..

Okay... v.v

then wtf do I use my man

I didn't, I deleted and blocked him from my Skype and Steam. He's a slut to all female posters. Even Haikuus hates him

Show me more screen caps, please~

THINKING YOU CAN ONLY ENJOY MUSIC BECAUSE IT IS E M O T I O N A L IS A FALLACY THAT ONLY A TALENTLESS FOOL WOULD SAY

EVEN IF YOU CAN'T GET THE FEELING BEHIND MUSIC YOU SHOULD STILL BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE THE WORK PUT INTO IT OR THE MATH AND MUSIC THEORY BEHIND IT UNLESS YOU'RE SOME KIND OF UNEDUCATED RETARD

priv

Any aspect of trust I have ever had or could possibly have has been ruined for me years ago
but if you're telling the truth thanks it really brightens my day

I'm an introvert... I don't really like associating with people outside of threads

Stop screaming at me... you're spitting everywhere

Those filthy store managers betrayed me. How could they!?

actually sadly I was born without salivary glands

I barely ever show interest in anyone. You've piwued mine, now stop being so prudent.

Piqued

I don't lie... Just because MGD and I were talking in private doesn't mean we were plotting against you. Alice LIED to you about me

it's okay... -hugs tightly and doesn't let go-

euhg fuck god... ugh

People are nothing but worthless sacks of meat. They're only use to getting myself off to them sexually
Are you going to help me get off?

FUCK THE MONEY

I GOTTA HAVE THIS

ALLAHU ACKBAR

It's none of my business really
but if you succeed I'd be interested to know how long you stay friends

I have a theory that it may help prove or disprove
regarding psychoses and friendship

Idk what Alice has to do with it but you should know I don't associate with people who associate with MGD
I cut off most of my best friends over that

I have nothing to promise to you other than my time. Now if I post my Skype are you going to add it?

...

THOSE AI EVEN SCREAM ALLAHU ACKBAR AS THEY APPROACH

I NEED THIS

What is your theory lol

I mean I was asking him to help me with my math homework on MSN...

I won't add you... I'll talk to you on Steam after you wake up later

glorious

Sigh

I am laying in bed and falling asleep so it makes sense. Fair warning though, I'll be high on Vicodin all day.

I haven't met many psych or socs who like others

yah yah
that's exactly what he said he was doing with E and Flan
I've cut off others for less

there is no more

-Looks at you as you hug- Well hopefully i can get some tomorrow.

I bought it.

Islamic State here I come

I'm ASPD and I only like people who are also similar to me as they're the only people I can relate to, so therefore they're the only people I don't really look down upon. Not trying to be edgy but this is literally how my brain is wired

How many flags does that make now ?

My life is complete now

no no the game, im not buying isis flags lmao.

when the fuck are those gooks gonna give me my Byzantium flag though.

Not at all
And just because people may or may not have such a condition doesn't mean they will all act alike
still individuals and all that
Just interested in seeing if iit supports or debunks my past experiences
We all grow and learn everyday

oh yeah
I
I knew that

Buying mango and vanilla ice cream, bbl

The people I am most closest to would probably be described as Sociopaths or Narcissists

Common theme has always seemed to be lack of empathy

I almost forgot to reply to this one.

Have fun. I won't be here when you get back because birthday stuff.

No more now
its years gone
I could go on forever with this but I got to try to stifle myself

Mm I understand. I didn't expect that

Just talk

nini~ ♥

I got me a cute new avatar

hngggggg

*pet*
no worries bardo

I'm too tired to get up and go back to my computer

But I'm too wide awake from caffeine to go to sleep

God is dead

I'll try and force myself I suppose

more caffeienee

Who is that?

This turns me the fuck on holy shit.
look at the detail

I am in heaven

No I need to go to sleep now so I have as much alone noddy opiate fun time as possible

music vid char

Oh. Mind post some of that music?

...

JESUS ISNT DEAD
JESUS ISNT DEAD
JESUS ISNT DEAD CUZ I HEARD HIM ON THE RADIO

your own
personal
Jesus
someone to mow your lawn someone who cares

...

that

Not bad. Very colorful video. I like it.

is that zone-tan?

aint she kawaii

...

yeah thats why i capped a whole folder as her in HD avatar form.

...

You don't need to be such a passive aggresive cunt about it jeez luka
if it was already taken you could have said so

Oh right, hashtags makes trips

youtube.com/watch?v=_eGGuKmA_8M

youtube.com/watch?v=_eGGuKmA_8M

youtube.com/watch?v=_eGGuKmA_8M

youtube.com/watch?v=_eGGuKmA_8M

holy shit

code llyoko from casper

whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Ciao, swede

CASPER

I hate just about all of you

The feeeling is mutual

Love you too.

Nah you're okay though bard.

Cya

huh?
i didn't say anything. i don't understand why you are losing your mind all of a sudden.
._.

but everyone loves me

LOVE ME

Debatable.

All these mods are like an endless wet dream omg

See ya

worth?

Ican't lose what I never had

*hug*

imma go sleep now~

ni ni

good night luka, have sweet zs

YEEEEES

If I appear exactly after Luka disappears no one will realize that we are the same person! *Hehehe*

No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy
No music and no weed make Bard go crazy

AAAH CONSPIRACY

this is life

Dastardly

...

Oh my god. Please let that not be true.

ARMA

YOU KNOW NOTHING

Yuri~

I have those too but only in the 80s-90s version, the modern is downloading now

kinda wanna fuck smiles in the ass and yell out lukas name

I feel dirty for knowing you

Tracer Bullet

I know you're a butt.

Bard.

You're inconspicuous and as silent as the night and shadow as usual
Is your day well?

We'll have to see. Work got a rather big job called in, and the woman who's on call went out of town for some fucking reason. So they're asking if I'm available if they need more hands.

I'll cut your cock off, love.

GO TAKE A SHOWER YOU DIRTY BOY

I'm only 50% butt

British Pride world wide

Y-you fooled us, but we cant get fooled again..

...

My prior calculations have estimated you to be at minimum 83% butt.

that is my fetish
DO IT

You should post more Ayase.

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do you know what I am sayin/
But I must admitt, I don't ever let those fools at my work call me in
but I'm only in fastfood and I don't have an important job that would ruin things if I wasnt there
you know
I hope however it turns out ya enjoy

ohayouu

Akame is more elite than ayase

I'll fool you another 50 times.
For example, I'm actually both Luka and Tokai.

I think you did your calculations wrong then.
Only 50%. Otherwise I would have no room left for my wit.

YOU MASOCHIST

I should?
I feel like people only recognize me here for posting Akame though.

how you doin bae?

WHAT
HOWS THAT POSSIBLE

Really sleep, but swooning over Arma 3.
et toi?

You'll always be Ayase/Homura at heart for me.
putting aside the fact that I have waifu-crush on those characters.

Well, if they don't say anything until 5 then I'm drinking.

You're 84% butt, 37% wit, 12% small, 47% bad at math.

Rolled 2 (1d2)1. Ayase
2. Homura

Drinking until 5 eh I feel you there
whats your poison?

It's a win either way!!!!!

I am sick
make me better baby

Always Homura
It was simply fate

I've three gallons of my beer I need to finish. Might invite some friends over to drink. If not then probably bourbon or rum.

I am everywhere and nowhere.
I am everybody and nobody.

I let the thread decide.
Good taste by the way.

You're 100% bad at math.

I prescribe 5 oz of antifreeze daily.

It was inevitable.

3 gallons is alot of nasty to get down
Anyway it falls though I hope you enjoy it

Shhhhhh

I'm scared now..

You calling my beer nasty?

My taste is best taste. I'm friends with you instead of luka, aren't I :^]

oh yeah
beer is GROSS

Five wizards?

You're gross.

I'm a dirty boy
dirty dirty boy

...

I'm a vagina
I drink wine

Lock me up in a cage and fuck my face forever, because I deserve it.

Shit, just start having it after dinner, start cooking with it, use it as lubricant, anything, be like the George Washington of beer.

Clean yourself up, slut

Gonna go play League of Legends
BRB

Could only ever stand most red wines or champagnes. Gewürztraminer is good. As is mead.

Well, I had five gallons, but me and my buddies drank two already. I'll cook with some later today.

See you in eight hours.

...

She only posted two homura images. I feel so cheated right now.

lewdnessis quick to attract scanners

Ii'll remember that, though I can't say I'll ever get around to seeing it

go KICK IN THAT DOOR NIGGA

Why?

I lit some incense and banished all unwanted entities. I should be safe now.

kheper.net/topics/Hermeticism/LBR.htm

It is either ghosts are skeletons.
Either way, you're dead.

Where did you buy so much booze?
Was it for a party?

It is like blood for sharks.
I smell that stuff a mile away.

I hunt lewd.
It sustains me.

I made it.

rekt

I can't really legally buy alcohol and I have alot of troubles going in stores so I'm probably if I ever wanna drink just going to have one of my homies grab it forme

That's fucking mad spooky my dude
That's wwhat you get for getting into that satan shit br uh

i am sleepy too but swooning over you, adorable

NIIICE
You are truly a man amongst men.

Scoots, did I do bad last night?
I feel rekt myself.

I see.

Then I wouldn't suggest drinking at this time. I assume money is an issue for you.

it felt malicious from how I felt when I woke up.
jealous spirits are the worst... they hate me because they aint alive.

I deal with shit like that as I know how to take care of those problems.

Being a laveyan satanist isn't even bad.

Sure, why not.

welcome to sleepy world.
who doesnt like game manly men combatting? its so cool

i dont remember
ive been puking like a fuccboi all morning

only on weekends
I have alot of income but I also need to invest it constantly

I see.

youtube.com/watch?v=9ItGGti5aPM
it fits too perfect
it's hype as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=kfzRXseSBIM
also goes with palm trees

...

Good, don't remember.
I don't want anyone to remember anything.
@-@

Yup, they wanna possess you and do weird ghost shit.

Yep, brewing is amazing.
Is practically cheap DIY booze.

This is fire and amazing

Forty bucks for 5 gallons of beer is pretty good in my book.

ya know it bae, I only listen to the finest music.

reeeeeee

maybe that's what I felt this morning.

I kept feeling my eyes roll int othe back of my head after I focused on this buzzing noise I heard in my head.

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll give you combat, the lewdest ever!

bosniante

Hi

Is it gay if you cyber Subtle but he tells you to keep it a secret even though we both liked it?

pick one.

It happens to us all tbh

oooh like what?

That gif is burned into my retina

This also matches the youmu fish gif

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

That random was calling me a whore.

kek at the jojo

long and thick

...

That song was good too

HOT

STEAMY

MEAT

I need a new game.

I know the source of like... 5 of those images

YOU FUCKING LEWDIE

I like meat

...

What a monster.

I do enjoy this trap/rap

Is it okay to get a hard on from a suicide attack?

That's pretty much like me too.
IRL I'm fucking awkward and quite prickly.

Post more fire in the music share sometime sischan

Yes.
murdersuicide is the greastest high.

fine, I will.

MFF pls

Oh well we still won.

cant unsee
am dying

Truly terrible.

It truly is

Congrats. How was church with a hangover?

hi there

like wrestling that involves you be penetrated, sounds pretty decent to me since ill be the giving end of things

ew

ic ur still using the trip I gave you.

Glad you like it

new

Just woke up. Two hours late for work. Probably going to get fired...

I'm an idiot.