Nutaki To Release Adult Steam Client

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So, what does Holla Forums think? Will it be better than current Steam? Or just as bad? Any games you're looking forward to that are already announced/probably going to be announced for it?

It's gonna be shit. I can feel it in my dick.

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I don't see it taking off.

Post pics of the vidya and the client

also is there DRM?

If it's mostly western games, then it won't be worth it.
On the plus side, maybe we'll get some multiplayer h-games.

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For this to actually take off, there needs to be little to no restriction of what fetishes there are. Otherwise, it's going to be barebones and uninteresting.

From what I know, nutaku only does shitty p2w online browser "games" that are just grind until you unlock a vn scene.

This is the company prepping it.

It's bad, isn't it?
Considering their laws.

To be fair there are loads of DRM clients, I won't be shocked if it gets a niche audience and people who sign up for it "ironically"

Well there goes all loli/shota content. Meanwhile, any furry/bestiality games will be a-okay!
Fuck this shit.

They're just a step above Australia regarding flat chests as cp.

This service is useless to me.

bestiality is better than loli, faggot

t. canadian

Well this is gonna go well

Thanks Trudeau!

Letting muslims fuck you in the ass isn't bestiality mate

Nice meme, but after Trudeau met his "immigration goals" that he outlined when taking office, less than 3k refugees have come to Canada. I >3k is a lot, but it's a drop in the pond compared to all the other countries. I wouldn't expect memepros on imageboards to actually understand reality, though.

You got me there, probably should've just gone with the "south african firefighters" shtick

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Thats great, but Nutaku games fucking suck. Its like having a client for Newgrounds. Who cares to play Franks Adventure in this day and age?

They went as far as getting editors to edit the lolis(larger breasts, face edit, completely different art) a year back. Today they're allowing it but with a retarded reason that we don't call them lolis. There's also


That are still somewhat on the list.

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I didn't realize Canacucks were such avid (((atheists))).

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Well fuck you too

This is an ad.

He also literally legalized bestiality in all of Canuckistan. Canadians are allowed to rape animals.

NU


yep, it all makes sense

>nutaku
In all fairness is could be worse, imagine it being kotaku

Trash company. I'll make sure to spread the word that they are to be shunned an avoided in all circles I frequent.

DEAD ON ARRIVAL

nu-kotaku

Daily reminder Nataku is piece of shit censored and removed characters from Sennen Sensou Aigisu.

Sorry? Didn't manage to catch that :^)

Why would you catch it when you want it to fall into the depths to hell?

Fug I emglish bery bat :DDDDD

Gotta catch 'em all!

For the last time, Canadians can't rape animals. They can molest them but penetration is prohibited.

And here I thought this might have had some potential.

What. I guess virgin females are misogynistic or something?

If they're 100% gonna censor stuff whats even the point?

Might give betacucks ideas about women with standards.

nutaku.net/home/
Oh sweet, fictional characters are all over 18y.
I want to give my money to these guys.

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They're canadian, so they won't have good porn.

fucking lazy devs. :^)

But I thought Canada was a Muslim country.

You guys are wrong, it's not bad because it's in Canada, it's bad because it's in Montreal.

Canada here. I'm so sorry that Bioware, Ubisoft, Montreal, Toronto, and Quebec exist.

I'm sorry your cucked country exists.

I didn't even vote.
Harper wouldn't have been any better than Trudeau.

Nuke us.

What's the point of voting anyway? One cunt is no better than the next one. Might as well put a dictator in power and put an end to the whole circus.

Not voting is a vote for the winner. You are responsible for Trudeau.

And like I said; Harper wouldn't have been any better.

Wasn't Canada just fine about four years ago? All I ever heard about it was "people there are super nice". What happened to make you so cucked?

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YOU. ARE. RESPONSIBLE. FOR. THIS.

people there were too nice and let themselves be cucked

So Yukon Jack off a horse?

Liberals took over the government

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Wow, molesting animals is so much better, that changes everything.

Harper was even worse. Nigga only got away with each major scandal because every single time an even bigger scandal happened only a few weeks later. He tried to bribe a dying MP before he was even PM. And he was the biggest israel sellout in the universe.

There isn't a single person in office or running for office who isn't an Israeli sellout in any western country.

It's hard to imagine how he, or literally anybody, could be worse than Trudeau

There aren't enough nip games translated into english for this kind of thing to take off, and nips don't give a fuck about distribution platforms so it won't work there either.

On top of that every single fucking western game never leaves the development stage before getting shitcanned to purposefully milk patreonbux so that train has left the station too.

Thanks crowdfunding.

Western devs rely on patreon because theres no steam-like marketplace to make money from by simply selling the game.
Nutaku isnt the answer tho.

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They could just sell that shit on DL.

Western devs rely on patreon because they are greedy, lazy kikes.

I can't think of a single h-game pushed on patreon that has actually come to fruition. Please point some out that aren't textgame shit, akabur's "finished" "games" that took 3 years, or some halfassed slave maker that will never be finished.

The only good game to come out of the West is Free Cities.

Jack o Nine Tails is a better slave game.

Not when we finish improving Free Cities.

Maybe they could but you wouldnt make any money before you finish the game and publishers wont fund it because DL simply doesnt sell enough to pay it back.
Patreon is BY FAR more profitable because it has sizeable western audience so more people donate and talk about your game.

Remember anons, no matter how life your shit is at least you're not a canadian

Patreon is by far more profitable because if you hook a large enough audience you don't have to do shit and can rake in an easy 4k a month with a bi-monthly paragraph long "update" post. Patreons are fucking retards.

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I am

They recently removed a tentacle rape scene from Girl's Kingdom

what if cucknadians honour kill all liberals

s-sorry user

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I live in western Canada, and life is business as usual here. The only reason people even know of Canada now is because of Trudeau, but of course everybody lets themselves be influenced by memes instead of seeing reality.

Has Trudeau even done anything besides going to the gay parade and virtue signalling how liberal and pro Muslim Canada is?

Getting an indie game on steam isnt a guarantee it makes the money back, now imagine steam with much smaller audience and it takes larger cut.
Also people dont like paying for porn, so patreon seems to be the one and only way to fund western erogame developement.

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People don't feel like paying for porn because paying for porn is fucking fruitless. There is nothing to pay for. We have no finished products to pay for. You can give your money to some early access bullshit that will never see the light of day (it should be fucking common sense by now considering its been years since this shit started), or you can pay 19.99 for some 5 minute long rock paper scissors "game" where your reward is a still image with some generic stock slapping_ground_beef.wav sounds slapped on top.

DL site works, thats why nips are slowly opening up to the idea of translating games or paying DLsite to translate them for them. Patreon does not work and has produced absolutely nothing of worth.

FUCK CANADA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

user…

fucked his own mom

seriously though his mothers side of the family suffered from mental illness…and it shows in him….the prick should be examined because he is not all there

So they can have animals raping humans, but not the other way around?

As long as it's not putting your p0n00s in it's v0g00 it's all legal

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No wait, I mean that dicks can't penetrate at all. It's legal to suck your dog off, and hacing your dog suck you off, but if there's full penis in (vagina/anus) sex then you're getting v&d

TITS BEER

If they can get over credit discrimination, that's step one.

If they can start handling contracts from Japan and offer legit competition to DLSite, that would be great.

If they can do something to buffer the insane price plans of said eastern content that is notorious for ripping your wallet out of your pants seams for very little satisfactory gain, that would be the optimal. ie: discount sales to help you water the fact you just handed over $50 for a two-hour fapfest game.

If Sekai Project would die in a fucking fire, then I will declare 2016 the best year ever.

Apparently this is all of their content offered through the launcher. I looked at like, ten of them, and all of them seem to be for free.

what should I play first?

neat,
-stealing someone else's work,
-editing a few things here and there,
-put DRM on it
Sell it on your platform


???

profit desu?

How did they get "My Very Own Lith" onto that? It's free with its own save feature on e621.

I dunno. It's offered for free, so maybe that's why.

My problem is it's not even the latest version. Even I have a more updated one.

SHIGGY

HDoom and Super Deepthroat

no one wants a shitty client. just a nice site to download convenient installers from. gog had it right, galaxy was stupid.

they'll be fine so long as there's no shitty western games there

There isn't even a proper settings pages.


I played those already
But just for you user, just to see if it crashes and burns on its own accord.

details, nigga

WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING 80'S.
I never got why they censored crosses and shit in tv and videogames during those times. they said that it was "not to offend" or some shit but offend who? a minority that doesn't play vidya? Radical athiests? Jews who don't play vidya? Jesus Christ and now fucking Canuckks are doing iot.. fuck these people. meanwhile people who are not american or canadian have to suffer for their stupidity.

I tried user.

I wouldn't mind paying for porn if it was translated, not bland, and not shit. That's somehow asking for too much.

For fucks sake I could have found the download for this from a different site already.

It could be worse. There are some free titles not yet on the list.

It's just super deepthroat without mods user.
At least it works

Any other suggestions from ?

Everlasting Summer is a good VN, though it doesn't have much porn.

It's not meant to be user.

It does this for a number of games actually. I think the only ones that work are flash files.

ON BOY, I WONDER HOW THIS WAS NOT FORSEEN!

Well I still recommend playing it, even if you have to download it through Steam

The team behind Sennen Sensou Aigis are the only ones who didn't agree with the edits so they decided to just withhold some of the content, that unit was one of them. Another case was first image was supposed to be a free unit from an event but got turned into a gacha unit because they couldn't allow second image.


Most of their games come from DMM so it's for those who can't bother to learn moon(not like you need it much on some games) or figure out who to get into the site.

The things I hear the NDP do to Alberta from everyone that lives there when I see them, I can easily imagine it user.

SHOWAN EM ONLINE

That pink nun is CUTE!

Surely you mean Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno. that's the real name of a game

see


It doesn't even try to sell anything yet
It does play flash files fairly well

this fucking premise is still killing me
what if jast puts up starless
is that gonna have achievements holy dicks

It's shit.

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I can actually get it to play whatever flash game I want.

Doesn't dlsite take an absurd cut from the sales of those games though? This could potentially be better for them.

i hope kyrieru is actually seeing money from this and they're not just listing unlocked demos.

They're apparently just demos.

And no, the downloading/installs don't work for them either.

They don't work because they just salvaged the defunct Kimochi client for now. It's literally the same program with the same games, it doesn't even have the Nutaku games on there yet.

Oh my.

God this thing is shit

they take 70% or something like that, its incredible that nobody had made a better alternative.

Gods this version is old. The version I have even has feral.

Do girls really do shit like that?

I will stop being mad at canada when they fess up and take credit for deep fried butter.
That was your retarded culinary abomination.

Maple syrup is the shit you bitch

Syrups originated in eastern europe and africa
Your only claim to fame is fried butter and you were so ashamed of that you tried to blame the americans into it you pendejo, at least take pride in the one food thing your country has done for itself.

I never heard of no african syrup, you're just jealous of the bountiful nectar of the rocky mountain forests

Just accept your country made fried butter super gringo.

Canada sucks
no guns
no freedoms
filled with pakis
take back your fucking Chinese as well they're terrible people

-t. an upset Washingtonian

So apparently they reverted the censorship from the older games and are promising censorship free releases now.

archive.is/HvWrM

techraptor.net/content/nutaku-launches-censorship-free-adult-games-store

Oh, and they blamed the payment processor.

Makes me wonder who the processor is, I wonder if it's based in Canada too.

What do you mean?

many US based companies than handle money have a "no under 18 content" and such who just force the hand of the people using the services

For the non-Canadians here, Quebecois make Swedes look uncucked.

But they published 18+ content, only small breasts weren't allowed. This processor might have just not accepted loli because it's against the law in Canada.

From what ive seen they just have the typical announcement of "we dont accept any content with underage people in it and will report it to fbi" and dont make specific a distinction for fictional content

The client itself is a form of DRM, but everything on there is currently free. It's nowhere near as robust as the Steam client, and obviously has nothing in the way of actual games, just some hardcore H games.

Why not make it a gog-clone and not have any drm?
Im pretty sure people arent going to jump into paying for porn that requires using a client.

Wait, do the games actually require the client to run? I thought it was just a distribution platform like GOG Galaxy.

Can they just go the whole way and start releasing any game in general on it, not just adult games? I'm tired of steam clogging up PC gaming with its drm cancer.

I don't know if you need the client running to run the games, probably not? But maybe?


For that matter why doesn't Steam just stop acting like a brick and mortar retailer and allow for an adult section of their store front so that you don't need to resort to third-party sites to get your eroge?

Because parents would not let their kids run the client, of course, because adult content on a site that kids can access (even if they can't access said content) is amoral and wrong, until they turn 18 years and 1 day old, then somehow it becomes a-okay.

I think they don't offer a clientless solution at this time because they're going to stock games at price sooner or later and offer actual shit that they'd want you to not pirate.

Having 90% porn and some random indie platformer doesnt make sense, people will go to the site to get porn and anything not porn will just put people off.

Wait I might take that back. From this thread it sounds like they're just another DRM platform like steam, so they should go bankrupt for being faggots.

If the client isn't required to run the games then it isn't a form of DRM.

That would be the best option imo. No other site has the same reach as Steam, so if Steam doesn't allow 18+ games then there is a chance that more and more companies will just focus on all-age games instead to make more money.

You have to go back

You got any webms of that girl getting fucked?

sanahtlig.blogspot.com/2016/05/nutaku-and-difficulties-of-marketing-adult-games.html

Oh, nice. Thanks for researching that. But honestly that just makes the payment processors sound like scumbags. Why even bother limiting what your client can sell? if it ain't illegal, what's the harm?

And there it is.

Fucking normalfag porn companies are the reason for the censorship. Nutaku probably blamed the payment processor because they're not allowed to talk shit about their bosses.

You say that as though the pron industry hasn't always been the most vicious anti-piracy industry on the planet. At least in the west they are.

And nothing of value was lost.

I wonder if they can break away from them after advertising their new platform for a while. Then they'd have their own customer base without those restrictions.

probably gonna be hella expensive

Norcal please leave.

You had one job

I actually picked that up from an old southpark episode and usually say "fucking expensive" but my mind does to a different place with porn games

Oh man I remember that episode. Fucking Cartman almost got that word stuck in my brain as well.

I was getting hopes and expecting stuff like Artificial Academy or that 2d game where you manage a brothel.

This is full disappointment.

it's not all the time but it comes back every once in a while

The literally just announced it man, let's give it some time.

It is not good sign your client only has free browser games. What are they going to put on next? free cities?

Probably shit from fenoxo.

Probably what's on their site, considering it's going to be a merger; nutaku.net/games/download/
Basically VNs.

Like I said earlier in the thread, those are all the same games that the now defunct Kimochi platform had. They haven't added anything yet.

They're probably going to add all these games from their own library next:
nutaku.net/games/download/

I thought that was the whole point of the client? That I can just have something that downloads and keeps track of all the lewd games in one nice GUI so I don't have to go hunting shit down and downloading from sketchy ass sites.

I hope it gives a platform for western erogame devs to easily sell the game in a place with sizeable western audience.

But is this their current policy? Earlier in the thread, someone was saying that they now allow loli and other shit.

Which one is it?

I'm curious why are crosses and nuns taboo in vidya and tv shows in america?
I can understand why it's taboo here since the religion of piss is dominant but not there.

They said completely uncensored from now on. But even then its unclear does it mean just tentacle rape scenes but not underage characters, or its "everyone char must claim theyre 18+ even if they're the size of a fire extinguisher"

They're not taboo. Tons of games, movies, and TV shows feature both.

Expect the worse, I guess.

Not that I have any plans on over using this junk, but it's nice to be informed whenever the topic comes up. Now I can shit on it in peace.

I just assumed because I expected to see lots of crosses in Castlevania or lots of Crusades vidya but they don't exist. Still I do remember reading that showing crosses in NES games was a big no-no

That was nintendo. They've always been retarded with censorship. So in order for games to get the official nintendo seal of quality, they had to obey any and all commands to be censored for the NES and onward.

So they are promoting dead games that have been specifically stated by the Devs to be dead? Makes me wonder how many of their games are actually functional.

Problem is all the patreon games are alphas for years and years, and before now theres no alternative to patreon. Maybe we actually get better and finished games now.

now you know why games end up being rushed or unfinished, publisher can't afford spending money on developers who just fuck around

first Project H rerelased their censored stuff and is going to publish KnJ, and now this

Nintendo already proved censoring games for more sales does more harm than good. NISA is the only one stubborn retard left and I hope they'll go bankrupt after Criminal Girls 2

So in the end, every attempt to "redeem" anything on the "store" fails with an error. This is a pile of shit, I would definitely not give money to this service unless they really cleaned it up and fixed its problems.

Same error. But it is new so I'll give it time. Is the client linux compatible? Site has surprisingly no info on the client's availability or license, just gives a windows link straight away.

Anyway with the project based in Canada I don't think I'll invest anything into this. Everything that's really depraved (aka the best kind of hentai/porn) is going to be cucked. Hope they get their shit together.

Glad I used a throw away email for now.

Don't support this shit.

Plenty of Japanese games have had to censor Christian symbols and religious sounding names for release in the USA.

Don't think you are any better than the shit laws in Canada.

Every country is shit.

So he made dlsite?

Is dlsite a client? you're not clever

Excuse me? We're about as racist and xenophobic as Canadians get and we don't have feminist up our asses thank you very much.

Because the competition will be weeded out by the yakuza.
Not even joking.

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Oh man, I sure love this immigrant filled shithole. Also, did you know that in quebec, if someone robs your house or attacks you and you defend yourself, you're likely to get a heavier sentence than the guy who tried to rob/attack you? Before the reforms, if you assaulted/killed someone who was raping your wife/daughter/girlfriend, YOU were the criminal and the RAPIST was the victim. Seriously, quebec bends over backwards for immigrants and criminals, it's fucking disgusting.

Isn't quebec great?

yes

Shady as fuck, you gonna get your CC stolen faggit

Have you ever stepped out of Montreal or do even live here?

Also, last I knew self defense is a federal matter, you're going to have to provide a source for those claims.

You know, the more I read on the various hiccups in distribution of porn, the more I feel piracy is the only valid answer.

for example: any user here know if J-List's releases on Starless and Shiny Days ever restored the content they cut out the game?

Shiny Days cut the Kokoro scenes and Starless cut the dick-cutting scene. I stopped following the stories after that was officially confirmed.

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Any open codebase related to porn WILL be infested by furries at some point.

these are the exact same shit games that were on that other failed H-game steam clone - something strawberry or mochi or steamy? im sure some user knows the one. the name was kinda stereotypically weeb

starless had a patch released on nyaa that restored shit same day.

Yeah good luck with that, anything considered under 18 is automatically propped up as illegal. Flat chests would also be very problematic so some games are probably going to be passed up just to avoid the stupid laws.

With Canadian law how are they going to get away with offering that on their site? Chances are cus the characters look clearly underage they'd get in trouble with the authorities over there. It even says boy/girl in the game description.

The company is dutch and they follow dutch laws.
The censorship was imposed by the parent company of pornhub who they were partnered with.

I know all you guys are righltly pointing out how shit it is that they're based in Canada (land of the cuckolds)

But C'mon man scroll a little further down and you'll see this company is in possesion of their very own FACEBOOK PAGE! Holy shit guys this is huge. A video game company with a facebook page? No wonder they listed this on their wiki entry.

Better yet it's up-to-date! What more do you fuckers want?

Man this internet shit is really getting crazy. What's next? Every single person in the world having a facebook page? We'll we can keep dreaming but such a far flung future can only exist in fantasy for now.

Loli/shota is illegal in the Netherlands. It wasn't a few years ago, but someone must have taken offense to that I guess.

Seems the law includes fictional children but no court so far has sentenced anyone for it, so its in Effect legal.

Wew, I'm safe

Yes, because forcing a dildo into her is so much less problematic.

i wanna see her taking off. her clothes that is

kek


So the demos you can get from their dev blogs for free are being put behind DRM? Oy vey, very kosher!

Source?

How does a dildo not fall out under such circumstances?

The female snatch is capable of gripping objects and pulling them in.
Much like a facehugger from that one extraterrestrial film that I can't remember the name of

Sex in The City?

Yeah, that's the one

Will it be in English?

I have PTSD every time I use niconico.

No flat chests?!

Why doesnt someone make a steath game where you play as a loli and have to escape a warehouse/house that a killer abducted you and took you to some far away place? Getting caught will lead to some brutal death animation or worse.

Truth. And you can thank Hitler for that. Seventy years later we still feel bad for the Jews.

The age of Steam has gone. I'm happy it's dying, maybe the next thing to replace it will offer some form of quality control.

Ha ha Luxembourg. Let me guess, taxes? It can't be the weather trust me.

We're more likely to get world peace than loli.

3D CG child porn is illegal IF the DA wants to nail you for it. Then it's up to the judge to decide.
Good old fashioned animated hentai is okay.

Frankly the police is extremely busy going after real CP and pedophiles. This country is still rational.

Shitposting from Canada right now. Everything is awkwardly peaceful. Even all the Muslims here just waltz around not killing each other. I concur with you statement.

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Fuck yeah, I got the name Loligagger

Canada sucks
no guns
no freedom
retarded liberal cuckold in office
retarded social security programs
an economy that gets worse every single day for average joe
the province where i live has a government monopoly on things like car insurance, so you're legally not allowed to find cheaper coverage with another company
goddammit trudeau is an imbecile holy shit
no FUCKING GUNS
I JUST WANT A SEMI-AUTO RIFLE WITH A MAGAZINE LARGER THAN FIVE FUCKING ROUNDS YOU GODDAMN CUNTS

-t. a Canadian who is emigrating to America if Trump wins

So how much bank do you guys think someone could make if they remade SDT in an engine that wasn't as shit as Flash?

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So do you or do you not have guns? The answer is you do. The laws aren't perfect but its better then the UK and Australia and the rest of the world. From what i understand the only other places with good gun laws is Switzerland, US, New Zealand and Czech Republic and they all have their particularities with there laws. For example you can own this 8.5" barrel shotgun in Canada with a regular permit, but in the states you'd need too pay a 200$ tax stamp and transfer for NFA item. They all have their pros and cons. Supposedly even Switzerland isn't all that great when it comes to firearm laws, they have their own restrictions, but I can't give you any specific examples.

Harper lived his usefulness, he repelled the Long gun registry and thats the most he would have done, otherwise he was selling our souls to the corporations and the Chinese. The other choices (Mulcair and Trudeau) weren't all that appealing neither, we where gonna get fucked in the ass either way (personally I didn't vote)

Only compliant I have is the long wait times at the Hospitals and the taxes that come with it

Which Province

I hope you're a Doctor or rich or have dark skin otherwise you're not going anywhere. Good luck getting a green card for work there.

As for lolis, the only time that someone was charged with possession here in canada was when he was caught with actual CP.

Now just stop whining, you don't have it as bad as you think you do. All other countries are shit too.

What? Now my lewd games are being censored too?, what the fuck is this bullshit, well at least i now know this client will be shit.

So I just downloaded it to try it.

The client's layout is shit. It looks like a less organized Origin.
You can pretty much only download Flash games and HDoom right now.
This seem to be a pretty shitty game selection choice. It's either shitty Patreon games, or demos for Japanese action games.
The client isn't even DRM, it just downloads the files and you can run them without it.

Overall, it's seems like it's just an aggregator so far, not even a Steam clone. I'd even be surprised if downloads came from their own servers and not just wherever you can download these games from.

If nutaku is censoring games, like no loli or tentacles, then it's client shouldn't live, definitively not behind this also

I think the SDT dev is legitimately dead.
archive.is/Ze3bJ
Polite sage for unrelated.

not if you're a fudd.

Yeah, our shotgun laws are pretty good. Everything else is fucking bullshit. If you want an SKS, for example, you either need to buy a retarded neutered version with a pinned internal mag or ha ha fuck you you can't own it.

I'm not denying he sold us to the Chinese, but here's the thing: the Chinese paid good money. They have all the fucking money. Frankly economically if we have to suck anyone's dick it needs to be them, but nope! Let's continue strangling Alberta's oil exports (seriously, look up how our oil exporting works, it's unbelievable), or butchering our once-thriving softwood lumber industry which is now basically dead, but hey it's current year right

it's a long story, but if you're ever up for a laugh, try applying for EI after being forced out of your job and watch the three-month-long circus while they decide to deny you because "you sound desperate". or even better, go to a workBC or whatever your equivalent centre is - it's supposed to be a provincially funded program to help people find work, and instead they spent two weeks educating me on the benefits of hippie bullshit, the power of positive thinking and "this is microsoft word. this is how you make a resume"

I'm a healthy, late twenties white male with several professional certifications, who isn't afraid to drive a forklift or shovel stuff in a construction yard or whatever, who still can't fucking find a job that'll pay me above $14 an hour in an economy where that will get you a one-bedroom and fifteen dollars of groceries a week (and remember, we pay like twice what americans pay for food just because"

What are good games that let me simulate giving blowjobs? I've only ever played a few flash games around that idea and they're okay, is there more?

SDT
That final fantasy one which is proto SDT
Koga Akemi Hentai Oral
TehKar Oral Sim
Glory hole hentai RPG

To be honest I'm surprised we haven't really had anything like a shooting or bombing happen yet. I guess the Mudslimes that come here are more peaceful in that the crazy ones would rather kill themselves than others.
I live in the Maritime's and the other day I went to a convenience store and the guy behind the desk was wearing a turban and watching some moeshit anime.

FUCK THIS GAY ASS COUNTRY
FUCK YOU ALL
FUCK SJWS
=FUCK THE SHITSLAMS==
THE DAY OF THE ROPE IS NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Who wouldn't laugh at this?

Which of you faggots wouldn't?

Good to see you accepting your fate.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT MINIGUNS ARE LEGAL


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(yes, cracked is shit, I know)

we are also legally allowed to own grenade launchers

grenades themselves are illegal, but we can own the launchers, so, explain that i guess

you can also legally own paraphernalia, buy the biggest most elaborate bong you want, it's not illegal until there's weed in there.

Same thing with bit torrent, the mere presence of it isn't """"""""""illegal""""""""""" (despite copyright infringement being a fucking civil suit) until you start downloading piper perri porn fuck you comcast

Welp, at least someone tried.

we still get emails from our ISPs saying "hey we know you did this stop it already" but they can't really do anything, and simply setting up bittorrent with a proxy will get rid of that real quick

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You're right

Yes, you pedos need to hang from trees.

I want the normalfags to leave. If you can't tolerate loli or anime, which was one of the main reasons why english imageboards were founded upon, get the fuck out and go back to a normalfag-friendly website.

I think he just wants everyone to post loli because he's in dire need of a tug.

faggot

no post oppai instead

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