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I've got months. I SAID THAT YESTERDAY LOL

Nah, I never said I was.

it may be gay
but if i was a loli vampire catgirl
i wouldnt care if i was gay

Bu­­m­p.

Why aren't you hunting lucent nargacugas with me, Test

:c.

get surgery to sharpen your teeth

Are you fucking mocking me?

that kitty is pretty~
saved.

(manak)
wings with jet engines too!
and you get to be a pilot :3
flying through water like manta ray.

(ui)
wat

dont you feel hot with that fabric covering your face?

-waves goodnight to everyone after sitting slices of cake out on the tea cart-

Oh good, then I have an excuse.

I ain't got one and I ain't gonna buy one.

...

I know, I do it all the time, but nobody else seems to do it.

I suck dicks
bu­m­p­

Okay, so it's still there.

HOW IS THAT WRONG
EXPLAIN THAT TO ME
I DO NOT WISH FOR THESE EARTHLY FEELS
TO BE FREE OF EXISTENTIAL WORRIES AND TO BE A QT KITTEN GIRL WITH A LOVING MASTER
THESE ARE THINGS OF TRUE HAPPINESS MY FRIEND

lawl those glasses make her look funny

chobits!
:O

Yeah.

You look funny.

Scarlet you need to wath chobits.

*watch

what???

meow

;___;

beautiful

its good

Nyan..!~

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*pets*

STOP DOING DRUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is this Limes?

this

That's called sentience.

are you referencing chobits?

You will rue for this.

Not at all.

Uhm...alright.

i just smoke weed..
i dont do anything else
i just want to have an easy life where i get taken care of and dont have dread
is that so bad

Heck.

yes

great conversational skills mate

rue?

You'll do fine in spite of this.

Likewise, comr8.

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Regret.

why is that bad
ive been abused and neglected enough
i just want a break
is that wrong

you get one every night

you gonna dab with me or what

i dont own a dog, but if i had one i'd surely get this KYON

i wont rue!

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forgot the link kickstarter.com/projects/kyontracker/kyon?ref=category

im literally
dabbing RIGHT now man
what the fuck are u doing

i wish i could sleep forever

No.

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Oh, we shall see. Then you won't be so smug, little one.

because Bonjour Suzuki

kyon?
wat

woof.

Daww~ cute collar, it help the doggy tell owner things to make each other feel better!
it looks like a good kick start!
:D

tfw not a catgirl
tfw no loving master to care for me
tfw not used as an onahole every night and then held to sleep with ur tiny petite body
tfw you will never have to worry about anything and just be a pet

these are rly bad feels man

would you rather have to watch your parents have sex every night for a year or join in for one session to stop it all

what do i get to see!?
:O

bruh
you make your own or

I told you I'd get you a collar

wowwowowo
such a pretty and cute song~ ♥

Your consequent demise.

oh man i wonder if she's into that actually
i'll ask later

you'd be a shit cat

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no i buy it from vancouver
i couldnt make it id blow the house up
i dont trust you enough to buy me a collar thats a big deal
i own a pretty pink collar that i bought and i wear it sometimes to pretend

AT LEAST ID HAVE A LOVING MASTER

i cant de mise

I love Uchuu Patrol Luluco.

You'll wish it was sooner before I'm through with you.

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are u dumb dude

this one is an electric car and claims it can travel 400 miles in single charge, much better than tesla

kickstarter.com/projects/1936576482/dragon-car?ref=category

and a one man team at that too

lame.
i can make it but i don't actually smoke lol
a chain it is

not you, silly.

are you powerful?

it wont work!

how dont u smoke
and dude making dabs is fucking dangerous
oh

Sure. Why not?

i want mommy to come home

I'm also following Kiznaiver.

Fuckin' Studio Trigger.

gonna stay in bed all day tbh

tell me moar

never got into it, though a lot of my friends did/do.
half of my internet friends are dealers lmao

nah it's easy. i got taught how to in LA with a few guys. only did it on my own once though.

that's an anime right
i've only seen dbz and watamote
:(

all ive heard about people making dabs is blowing up their houses

I'm as powerful as a panther.

only if ur dirt retarded

why choose panther?

i've literally only heard of meth labs blowing up lol
like how can you be that dumb

sounds like the type of people who make dabs in their garage in socal

You're mistaken. I was chosen, rather, by Jacob, the father of Joseph.

ARE YOU ASKING TO DIE?
seriously though. have they not seen meth labs explode a thousand times on the news to get it through their skulls that you don't fucking do it in there? what is ventilation tbh though

biblical references?

Jakob Dylan

still need someone to read me a little bit of the bible each night

Thou shalt not shitpost.

tfw no loving muslim daddy to read me the quran every night

you be sellin in my turf i will bet u up.

then it becomes dangerous

In nómine Patris, est Filii, et Spíritus Sancti.
Amen.

o-oh

brb getting my russian friend to sell pounds for 50 here too

WITCH

Extrabiblical.

when will mommy come home

i'll take the lot.

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suck it.

He's a lot like me but actually into drugs and drinks hard. also speaks Russian/Armenian

he probably has that thick accent too to boot.

it's kinda funny when we get into an argument(hasn't happened in 2years though)
he ends up uncontrollably yelling at me in Russian, can't help but laugh every time he does it

never heard of him before.
._.

from where?

where is she???

Dóminus firmaméntum meum, et refúgium meum, et liberátor meus: Deus meus, adjútor meus.

Only when he speaks it, otherwise he's pretty American

Slay me, Darwin.

Outside the bible.

im trilingual

more like translingual

666

I wonder if those researchers of slaves fapped to the pics

I bet they did

I would

Hail Satan.

pls don't kill me with your devil speak

what else do you know?

Vanities, only vanities.

SHES BRINGING ME STRAWBERRY MILK

Huic ergo parce, Deus:
Pie Jesu Dómine,
Dona eis réquiem. Amen

Its only latin

C

L

G

OLANI OAI OLLOR bad OD OLANI NANAEEL BABALON LAP

God spares none before Him.

no

Bob Dylan's son. The Wallflowers.

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"THERE IS NO GOD BUT MYSELF...KNOWING THIS, WHO DARES WORSHIP THE FALSE GODS OF THE KORAN AND BIBLE?" - SATAN, FROM THE QU'RET AL-YEZID

2015 ... NOT SERVING SATAN ...

IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DEDICATE YOUR SOUL TO SATAN AND HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS IMMEDIATELY

YOU MUST PERFORM THE DEDICATION RITUAL TONIGHT

GOOGLE JOY + SATAN SINCE URL IS BANNED

HTTPS://WWW.GOOGLE.COM/SEARCH?Q=JOY+SATAN&IE=UTF-8&OE=UTF-8&AQ=T&RLS=ORG.MOZILLA:EN-US:OFFICIAL&CLIENT=FIREFOX-A

1ST RESULT ABOVE

"I LEAD TO THE STRAIGHT PATH WITHOUT A REVEALED BOOK." SATAN, FROM THE AL-JILWAH

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS SHIT, YOU'LL BE MAD IF YOU DO. IT HAS ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHERFUCKERS!

"THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME I AFFLICT WITH DISEASE." - SATAN, FROM THE AL-JILWAH

dank old meme

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Luka, please.

ehh eh
Me exspectavérunt peccatóres, ut pérderent me:
testimónia tua, Dómine, intellexi: omnis consummatiónis vidi finem: latum mandátum tuum nimis.

oooh nice view

oh wow...
they made this song?
._.

oh wow they were the one's that made this?
._.

spam

eyup.

That's Bob Dylan's son.

Why all this?

Holla Forums pls

*hugs*

moar... pls
tell me new things!

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I don't really have much to say. You're going to exhaust me, Luka.

Such is the will of the lord.

i don't think i've ever listened to Bob Dylan before.

youre getting sleepy?~

Dog boys > cat girls

Speaking in tongues? Nah, sounds like possession, dear.
What're you up to otherwise?

satan-senpai is god just in an aternate universe

save this picture and make it your desktop background something cool happens.

alternate

Yes.

im a cute somber cat girl

Is it "you'll become about three times as edgy"?

as if

Its not tongues! It's latin.
I just spent the whole night on a tc and alcohol without sleeping.
So I'm drifting inbetween worlds right now.
et toi?

no strawberry milk?

im helping!
:D
then you'll be cozy and ready for cat nap time ♥

how am i not somber

idk she isnt home yhet
i thought she was but it was a false alarm
i want strawberry milk and mommy
WTF

but girls have cooties

posting best 2hu

the picture changes

That's a tongue.
TC? Tinychat? That's gay. There's something wrong with you.
You gonna get inside your sheets soon enough?
I'm drinking and laughing and whatever I can.

But I want to stay up!

You used cute to refer to yourself in the same sentence.

maybe

eeee

don't worry, she'll get there soon.
you'll get all the strayberry milk in the world

I KNOW WHAT YOURE TRYING TO PULL

tfw mommy will never lactate strawberry milk
WTF

what ever do you mean ;^)

Ignore my messy desktop.

*ignores your post instead*

so we all speak tongue?
I enjoy company..
I am inside my sheets though, no point in sleeping now.
great times

she will try her best im sure

alright.

can you?

i'm about to cook up a whole hamburger~

clean that shit up

No, you have cooties.
And cooties are 100% gross

id be lying if i said i wasnt horny right now

U haven't pulled yet

REEEEEEEEE

[pulls]

Good shit

Nice fucking pictures

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One tongue or another, unless dead, maintaining serious brain damage to broca's area, or feral.
Yeah, I'm sure you do. Slut~JK
What colour are your sheets? You feelin' cozy, hon?

A whole hamburger...as opposed to...a partial one? Are you sure you can even finish it!?!

JKDSHFGBWISFQHWEFBUIFBE

what the fucl dude ?

test i'm actually a supper funny guy once you get to know me .

8)

remember the burping person?

she's breathing really heavily in the mic for no fucking reason

what do

I am the only Luluco poster.

seriously though. do it

;^)

OH MY GOD SHE ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP

WE JUST LOADED IN

yeah i can... im uber hungry.
and then imma throw rice cooker rice all over it while it frys

Tell them to stop breathing into the mic.

YTHO IM LAZY

your fault for playing with kids tbh

can't move in with you then
: ^)

SHE WOKE UP THANK GOS

Rice...on a burger? You're weird.

I've thought you were funny since the ten tickles shit.

lmao@u

My typing skills a amazing right now.

ARE amazing

I'm not following these words.
t-truth hurts..
White with cartoon figures on it! really cozy

fuck never mind everything is ruined now

rip

You are so drunk. lol

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I wish I still had that stuff saved

theres nothing illegal on my pc tho

you told me to do it it take responsibility

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What do you mean? I even used an oxford comma to frame the sentence!
Shhh, it'll be alright, dear.
Which cartoon figures? This sounds kawaii; pic pls.

im inovate tive

it'll work

Yeah and I'm a wanted man in 2 countries

I love ruses

iunno brocas and feral..
ohh goodie then.
Ill make a picture

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Thats not what I thought it was.

lmao
funny

Drink more.

cute~

You're just a bad influence overall, huh?

so irresponsible

Maybe you could be a TV cook then. Try to get your own show.

Oh, don't worry about it~
Make that picture hard, so hard.

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Don't worry Iam.

y tho

i'd invent really kewl foods everyday and become hit TVcooker.

whats wrong with u missa?

pretty squid lady voice~

What's next on the menu, then?

have a webm

but I wanna know!
Its eh a bit childish.. but its so comfy

i dunno
i dont have in greed diants.

thats what I sound like

I have no idea what you are talking about.

So that apple stuff didn't taste good?

The salesman skills are unreal. envious/10

It taste like piss honestly.

holy shit
mommy came home
she got me a bunch of different pop
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

why

I'm looking for good documentaries on space. i've seen cosmos and shit, but I want more complex teachings with a higher IQ level required to articulate to me the words.

I dont know what piss actually taste like btw.

Go read a book.

I live in the water.

when i start drinking just call me and bring it up

I'm a good salesman too!

enjoy

Broca's area is the part of the brain that focuses on motor-speech, like, forming words with your face. Feral refers to...being uncivilized, undomesticated, et c—usually used for animals.
And wow, that's really cute. I want to steal it from you. It looks like something out of a picturebook. How long have you had it?

What?

Am I dumb for believing all this

I'm not, right

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Stopped it immediately.

ooh cool, so thats how tongue works.
Thank you ^ ^ nono its mine.
ehh since I was a kid, iunno how many years.

I am! truly

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hmpfh its real

I do have college text books, maybe I should.

Just drown vodka in juice.
But I'm a light weight what do I know.

So you've slept in the same bed for that long? I guess I'll know where to go if ever I need to pick up a scent, eh.

or i'll watch some carl sagan.

dank

lexi im really tired
please release me

There's no way you're Nezi so that image is just a coincidence, right?

nooo I had different beds and sheets. and I clean this sheet all the time! otherwise its grooss

/doubt

Put them to good use.

But I am and it still taste bad.

aren't you supposed to be drinking right now?

w-well I can sell anything! try try

well there was one

Killing bears is wrong

im illiterate

Sell me a reason why I shouldn't feel terrible right now.

E-books are healthier for the world.

fart

Nini™
You're free to go now.

What do you think I've been doing?

WHERE are the cummies?

I like books, fuck trees.

There are too many here.

Mayaka post a pic of you doing the Nico Nico Nii pose

Need to see how Nicoey your Nii is

You do realize that these things are intangible and in no way indicative of affinity except for the pixels in-themselves?

Even if you wash it, there'll still be enough of you for me to go on, and even then you'll have only combined your aura with another, making such easier to identify as your own specification.
Anyways, enough of the implication that I'm going to smell you—It's a little creepier than I intended—what're you gonna be up to for the next 24 hours?

I can cheer you up!

..?

GET OUT OF MY STATE
NOW
GET THE FUCK OUT

Go for it.

...

me

I dunno you didn't say anything.

nah, but honestly i almost joined volunteer firefighting

I already told you this.

like this?

idk how to do this cus i have to use both my hands??

Nezi posts the image. That's all I'm getting at. I like figuring out who anons are. It's like a dumb puzzle that somebody doesn't want me to solve and I usually don't but that's why it's fun when I get it right.

And I almost joined the Marines
I already told you this

waow that's advanced smelling, really cool.
My smells not that good.. I can see better though.
Ehh be in this bed for a while, then uhmm maybee go downstairs. iunno I just wanna be lazy all day cause no sleep

*huuuuug* ^ ^

I doubt you know me.

splatoon is on land.

i'm cooking right now.

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Yes

Also that isn't my problem, make it work.
You have 30 minutes

I almost joined the navy, had a recruiter and everything.

I don't want to hurt your feelings but that was weak, effort.

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

i thought it was nezi from the get go of his posting btw test

Maybe so. But I only have your word for that, so...

Also, how does someone join the marines when they are wanted in two countries.

Goggles tell Tokai I said hi

Also tell him to get a job too

Not enough blogging so if it's true I got really thrown.

hwmm.. what do you like?

Ah, my vision's not so good. I can only see clearly for like 2 feet in front of my face. The rest needs glasses to correct.
What's downstairs that's so appealing?

Be safe.

And I only have my doubts. I cannot penetrate your mind anymore than you're willing to divulge.

I've met with every type of recruiter and even had suits at my door. tbh thought I was going away for a long time because it was right after I turned 18

Why would they care? I plan on working for the government anyway. It's not like I killed a bunch of people

i dont know how to smile

eh?

I want to run away

dang man idk soto

oof
tfw not only one

Lmao holy shit you actually did it
You're so obedient

heh it all compensates huh
coffeeeee ^ ^ and better pc.
but thats it, heres comfier.

*grab* noooo not that!

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Your nii is certainly not very nicoey.

You're the one withholding information either way.

If you think I don't know you because you don't know me or something, well that's not a good reason.

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Kat is still viable

god is dead

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RIP

didnt you say you were god?

p nice but not as nice as the creampie tbh

What do you need a better PC for? All the posting can be done from right where you are!
Though, coffee is a good consolation for moving downstairs. I could use some right meow if it weren't for the time of night.

I've seen you around.

I am god.

/pat

JUST

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huuw I guess true.this is preferable then.
hehe I might just get one cup and go back in again. ohh are you gonna sleep soon?

What if the God you are trying it save is yourself?

to

needs more creampies

UGH

needs harder dubstep drops

i fired my burger too soon
so now it's half done soaking in flavours and spice
while the rice cooker works it's magic.
then once that pops i can fry them together for perfection.

zzzzzzz

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This coffee isnt doing shit

gross

How do you like your coffee anyway?
I might, but not before I down another litre of wine.

There, there ♥

Fry your rice with an egg or two. I dare you.

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I don't remember what the sound is on some of these.

In the morning black with brown sugar, in the afternoon all black. I like bitter~
Sounds like great fun, I had a red one some hours ago.

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I hope you're this obedient irl

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why is the gymnastic outfit red down there >//>

Anyone I love left?

brb rifk

jesus protect me

Anyone I hate ledt?

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Um... i think cuz i touch myself at night... or soemthing.

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i was thinking about it... but nah
i'll save what few eggs i got for breakfast tommorow.

Brown sugar? I don't think I've ever heard of anyone doing that! I migth try it from now on, though; sounds impressive.
I like mine black too, and strong enough that I can feel the caffeine absorbing into my gums.
I'm about to open a bottle of albariño white wine.

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Eggs for breakfast is cliche! Make some hashbrowns and bratwurst instead~

It's really lovely! Caribbean gold~
heh yeah thats a great feeling.
ohh tell me how it tastes

Heya Boo :p

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Good evening welms
I missed you

How long was I gone?

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uhmmm

RATE MY KAT BAN

Long enough for me to notice

I was really sad you didn't get on cam with us last night
It woulda been 10x better

Nice outyplayd mean

Caribbean gold? What's that? Sounds kinda sexy.
Agh...this wine is very zesty and I think I detect grapefruit. I don't know if I should be drinking this sort of thing in the night, but I'm trying my hardest to get drunk.

You play games on your downstairs PC?

The name of the brown sugar.
Hmmm sounds delicious, well then it is a noble tool for that purpose!

yuuuh, sometimes

pfft. My internet has been wonky and is terrible up in my room. We had to call Comcast and shit today.

lol

im challenjour now

dude same

Oh, well that's anti-climactic. I think I have imperial sugar and some generic brand brown sugar stowed away somewhere.
I don't know if I'd call it noble, but I hope you'll tell me when I've passed my limit and can't be coherent anymore.

What kind of games do you like, dear?

we can eat for free in some obscure restaurant in taiwan now

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What'd you think it was?
oh you gotta use it! Because it does feel like adding gold to the black.
Don't worryy, I'll watch closely.

ehh grand strategy games, like europa universalis, total wars and arma 2. its all tacticool

me irght now

Did anyone play that Overwatch beta?

It seemed pretty cool with the couple characters I tried. Blizzard's seems to have a good track record, and a shiny new TF2 upgrade seemed due eventually. Reaper is OP like a bauce.

Also I clearly have no idea what I'm talking about.

Awwwwh really?
You gonna get it better soon so I can see your pretty face again?

I enjoyed the game but I'm not feeling like it's worth 60 bucks

ya

I like mcgee

god the street is so close to the beach
must be filthy

it's definitely not worth 60 bucks
the characters are various but really simplistic

grimb please join discord channel s

I dunno. Something ssweeter than sugar, for sure.
I usually put cinnamon in my coffee beans whenever I grind it up. The only other thing I might add, to the final product, is some soy to make it thicker.
You must give me some other tips for preparing consumables soon, or else I'll bother you about it 'til the end of time.
Well, I trust you only 'cause you got that good vision and I don't.

People still play those? It seems like so long ago that they came out.

you said plees so ofc I will join

lol we'll see, mang. Maybe I'll be down for a TC on my Monday off. I don't have any plans til 7 that night.

Was he one of the tanks?

Yeah, and it seems like it's gonna be just grinding for the collectible skins for the most part.

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nah

What's sweeter than sugar?
oh I never tried cinnamon , I might do that soon.
uhhmm eh I eh Can think of any now x.x
Yes yes, now you can carelessly be drunk.

yeaah I do, I don't play a lotta new games.
except when a new one like that comes out.
Like Civ 6 ^^

hmm, idunno. I only played 2 rounds lel

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Why would I want to talk to you in a big group though?
I'd prefer to see welms alone ~

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me too
mcgee was the guy with the revolver and the stun grenade

Lexi are you still lurking?

I'd rather not say~
It's really good with coffee, and especially good in combination with brown sugar in oatmeal.
Then you must prepare to be bothered!

Civ 6 is out already? Damn, and I still don't grasp the mechanics of 5. Maybe I'm just not meant for strategy.

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*mccree

i dont have any of those :(

mc REE

you are sum guy mff
post exclusively porn and dont say one word in the tinychats
how do you work mate?

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owhh come onn
I wanna know
hmm I'm not sure if I'm more hungry now or my tummy bothered by the wine. But it sounds incredible.
I will take it x.x

no no civ 6 comes out in october, im just hyped. you can learn!

Sleeping in for breakfast is always an option too.

maybe another time~

nah, i'm just on a roll right now. Plus in the TC everyone else was talking. I couldn't get a word in if I wanted to.

Are you suggesting a skype chat or something?

OH yeah, he seemed pretty rad. The character designs were cool but I can't remember if they list the specials from the select character screen. That would be a bit easier to choose someone imo.

I liked the vague resemblance of that one big dude to The Butcher ^~^

I'd fuck Mercy and Widowmaker senseless

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Widowmaker ummph.

agreed.

lmao were you there for CP's rants?
holy shit mate it was crazy

Not really bae
I just think we need to talk in private more so I can be cute with you without having to joke around and shitpost

I was there for a lot of it even after I got off cam. I did hear it yeah. craziness

I'll try to make some time for ya, gooby.

Are you on summer break too? What's your schedule like?

I don't really remember anymore~
Are you sure you don't wanna rest your pretty head soon? Could be that you're just sleepy!

I'm reallly bad at games in general. I would need a private tutor or somethin' to help me!

Maybe, maybe.
You eatin' yet?

new

This world needs more nopan pics.

Actually, this world needs more nopan, period.