So who else is still full on buttmad about Federation Farce?
NO. NO ITS FUCKING NOT. IT SAYS METROID PRIME ON THE FUCKING BOX.
This shit is so fucking befuddling i'm starting to think Nintendo is paying shills to parrot "y-you dont know if you dont try it" and "if this doesnt sell no more samus games!".
Imagine if we had no zelda games for years and years and fans so desperately wanted a new zelda, but instead of breath of the wild they unveil a new spin off cooking game starring tingle. People would go nuclear.
But not enough people care about metroid to give a fuck -and you really would think at least the SJW's might moan about nintendos only female protagonist being booted from her own series- but even that is suspiciously silent around this one.
I was buttmad when it was announced, as release nears that buttmad has only grown stronger as they have all but confirmed no samus games if it sells bad and i refuse to buy a shit looking brand name cash in like its some fucking hostage scenario.
I can't be the only one with dangerously high sodium levels about this shit still, right?
Isaiah Foster
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Benjamin Parker
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Anthony Thomas
You don't even have to look at the spacing, his language makes it pretty obvious.
Blastball is out for free by the way. Review: Unpolished UI, controls like shit, total visual mess, not engaging in the slightest
Brayden Scott
Goons, will they never learn?
Ayden Jones
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Hudson Rodriguez
I can't say I'm actively mad but yes my sodium chloride concentrations are still high.
They must realize a real Metroid Prime game that lived up to the legacy of the first three would sell a shitton and even convince me to buy a Wii U, I'm sorry, but instead they're whoring out the IP to make this crap. Shamefur dispray, Nintendo.
Spiritual successor when?
James Turner
Uh huh, keep trying to push it meme queen, you will get some ground swell eventually. Maybe try Holla Forums or /sp/.
Isaiah Rivera
Didn't they say that the next Metroid is still a long way off, but it's happening? I could have sworn I heard something like that not long after the initial backlash of Federation Force?
And no, I'm not mad. I'm just really confused as to why they would choose this as the game to renew interest in Metroid.
Isaiah Russell
Its a shame every attempt at 'Metroidvania' -though i know that triggers some people worse than the 'souls like' shit- has been 'okay' at best. Shadow Complex was bland but alright, that alternate 1980's seattle zombie one had nice art but was painfully generic and castlevania is dead as dicks anyway.
I just want to collect rocket power ups and make metroid crawl again.
Wyatt Harris
Last interview i read had the project lead saying "To all the people angry please understand this is to show if there is interest in future games" effectively holding metroid ransom under the pretence of boosting the numbers of this shitshow.
Or worse try to push metroid as a co-op meathead shooter ip from now on.
God i hope they dont try to make Metroid nintendos "hero shooter" entry if this sells well.
Liam Long
What bothers me is how rare FPS Metroidvanias like the Prime games are at all. At least other Metroidvanias with other gameplay styles exist.
Unfortunately it might be inevitable. With Bethesda milking Quake for crapcunts inspiration I think Metroid is a probable well for Nintendo to draw from, assuming they make one. Not sure that they will, they skipped over the assfaggots craze after all.
Jordan Walker
I'd hope so but Nintendo today isn't Nintendo of the ASSFAGGOTS era. Amiibos have finally burnt out and are being produced at a loss, the Wii U is not a massive failure but arguably their worst performing hardware since the virtual boy -meanwhile things like Pokemon GO have skyrocketed their stock and value. Nintendo of today is making money in avenues not expected from Nintendo.
I hope it never happens but if games like Overwatch start printing money theres no other IP they could milk like going "R-REMEMBER ALL THE BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM OTHER M, NOW YOU ARE THE HEROS!, B-BUY LOCKBOXES GOYI-VALUED CONSUMER!"
If that happens then you know this is the darkest timeline.
Chase Hughes
It could be worse
William Howard
well when you suck nintendo cock for all these years op you get what you deserve
Lucas Lee
Well fuck. Now I'm a little mad. Posting best song to calm me down.
Nathan Gutierrez
Honestly, at this point, I don't give a fuck. If it turns out fun, I'll get it, if not, then no loss for me. The first three Metroid Primes still exist and they're still excellent. Except 3, which is still good, but not as great as 1 or 2. I just won't see this as much of a metroid game.
Adam Cooper
I liked prime hunters so not much I want to fucking murder the little douchebags who cry "Metroid fanbase hate force" and retarded shit like that.
Levi Miller
why are you faggots crying about this? everyone should have a fuckin hacked 3ds by now and should be pirating all their games.
Brayden Cox
I think you missed the point of this thread.
Elijah Gonzalez
Not all pirates are smart consumers, some are retards that think they are robin hood and then cry when their favourite series gets canned for low sales.
Now to sit back and watch the triggered replies
Mason Foster
Oooh boy, a fed farce thread!
Isaac Butler
The industry has gone to shit a long time ago. Being hopeful about any game is asking for trouble. Just pirate everything till this shit dies. Maybe someone who loves video games will start making them again
Chase Nguyen
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William Wilson
Blastball is free?
THEN WHAT IS THE POINT THEN?!
Oliver Martinez
Why are you apologizing for hating this insult ? It is your right as a potential customer.
Besides, "it's not metroid but that's okay" is an absolutely terrible argument.
Noah Martin
You missed my point again. And you'll pirate those too.
the sportsball came out for free just now it sucks and controls like dogshit
Connor Scott
Seriously, look at the fucking damage control in these comments
nigger ,i watched it in nip, it's the same shit.
Connor Adams
Oh so they are incompetent. This explains a lot.
Caleb Walker
I really want to stab Sakamoto.
Henry Young
nah retard, ill buy games when they are made out of love, not because some kikes decided to try and get the most out of your wallet while giving you shit.
Brody Cruz
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Aaron Davis
So what games have you purchased recently?
Jackson Scott
A chiding "and thats okay" is how the journos let each other know what narrative is being signal boosted for ad views this week.
Jordan Hughes
They're giving Blast Ball for free, so the only good selling point this trash has is now gone.
I doubt it'll be good enough to homebrew either.
Andrew Martinez
none, because they are all shit. Last i paid for was terraria, full price after i pirated first. It was around 1.2 came out and saw that the devs asked for nothing for the new content.
Mason Walker
Are they trying to do this to all their franchises or some shit? Why are the higher ups at nintendo so god damned out of touch?
Carter Roberts
I'll be honest, the last game i Bought was Shadow of the Beast for PS4.
It's sadly exclusive, bit it is the most recent "metroid-like" game I've played. Combat is fluid, movement has momentum and feels something a bit like the Outworld games.
2D only and with enjoyable combat and creepy fucking shit all over the place.
it really was made with love and care to the fans of the original.
David Ortiz
Honest question: Are you over the age of 21?
Aiden Johnson
yes
Grayson Green
So you go and pirate and play all the shit games anyways.
Do you just play video games for the sake of playing them most of the time?
Ayden Martin
They think that they will prosper by banking on the same couple of games, but what they fail to realize is that is what Sega has been doing with Sonic.
And he's not been doing all that great lately.
Jaxson Rivera
You're stupid too.
Ryan Hall
So do you not worry you are just playing games as some sort of depression aid? Over 21, pirates everything with a 'let it all burn' mentality and enjoying games for the 'tism audience kind of reads like you might be sad about some stuff man.
Sometimes you gotta ask if you are still having fun or just keeping the dark feelings away.
Samuel Hernandez
i pirate the games to see if theres actually something good. if it is, ill buy it. I do have a job, but i do it out of principle. Im not gonna shell out 60+ freedom bucks for shit. If its shit i delete it for that reason and i feel much better since i didnt spend money on a shit game which has been for most games since 2006. but by all means anons keep feeding this monster by buying shit games and letting kikes rape your childhood. Ill keep pirating their shit till i find a good from someone who actually does it out of love.
Grayson Flores
If think anons forget sometimes theres a consoles-pc divergence in a lot of these situations. If i buy a shit nintendo game i can get a refund. At least in bongland you can if its not faulty but you fucking hate it.
Kevin Sullivan
I swear people are fucking retarded. Cool commercial though.
Julian Lewis
3's only downside was the fucking phazon mode. That shit was op as fuck and drained a lot of energy. In the end, to clear the game at the hardest setting, YOU HAD to abuse it. Planet Phaaze was a blast, thu.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME KILL RUNDAS??
Robert Murphy
I believe they meant the derelict space station, which has most everything already dead.
Juan Wright
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Julian Ward
You didn't, when you knocked him on his ass, his ice powers were controlled by Dark Samus and she killed him
Henry White
Maybe they're trying to make it abundantly clear that they don't make games for us anymore.
Connor James
You failed to push "pozzed" or "bogan" here, just accept your something awful mehmays dont resonate here.
Sebastian Anderson
You have REDTEXT BOLDTEXT and UNDERLINING to make your point fucking made.
this
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space
Cameron Scott
Yeah, see on imageboards we have 'post limits', not pages for one thread. I understand leaving lowtaxes hive taxes some time to adapt but dont worry sweet bubbeleh, we can fix you.
Dont worry your ebig rebuttals wont be push onto a second page for a thread. Its all going to be awwwwwrite.
Owen Sullivan
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Joseph Edwards
what does that have to do with my point? I never said it would push the thread to another page, are you projecting or something?
Wasting space does not look any better you homosexual.
Thomas Wright
I don't understand why people get so upset over thit shit, Nintendo can't even make a modern Starfox game without fucking it up and being worse then its legacy games.
Metroid is one series where majority of it games, except the most reason modernized version (Other M, which people treated like garbage for good reason) are generally good games. What do you think would happen to a new game in a time where political correctness is at an all time high? It would be even more ham fisted then Other M
Seriously you're better off just playing the old games and ignoring anything that comes out, it won't be good. Nintendo is a bunch of hacks who thrive off brand legacy.
Nicholas Morales
This site isn't a written paper user, you're not being graded by how many pages your shitposting takes up.
Connor Reed
how fucking retarded can someone be.
Thomas Parker
they already got the shooter genre with splatoon so i dont think they will do any "hero shooters" or whatever the fuck. I am more concerned over nintendo possible going mobile with the success of pokemon go.
Andrew Jenkins
Its just goons trying another thing to push to -in their words "get the faggot channers out of our new digs". They are upset they got banned and lost 10 autism bux on a SA membership and have had a little faux cabal trying to be the diet coke Holla Forums for a while.
It started with screaming about all greentext being "template" followed by the identical patrick bateman image -the medieval variant- every time until people starting posting their ebig chat logs and that failed.
then like good socalicucks they tried to push other SA things like "pozzed" and "bogans" and pulling the 'ive been here for years fellow kids' card not knowing how poorly they are trying and failing to fit in.
Right now their 3rd wave of attempts involve "reddit spacing" -which of course would imply they themselves are redditors to have such frame of reference- and "bumplock when".
Its always about crying for more moderation and homogenisation to try "goonforming" the board.
They have been trying for a year and keep getting more desperate and pathetic and angry when their flags fail.
Jack Barnes
i imagine we will see mario galaxy mobile where he just flies and you flick the screen to move and collect star bits or something next year.
Benjamin Gomez
Delete your computer
Juan Nguyen
Goon we have been through this time and time again: No matter how many times you repeat it as though it was a thing before you pushed it that doesnt retroactively alter the memories of the people that were here before you you fucking homunculus mongoloids.
Jack Stewart
Take note anons, this is what happens to any franchise a company wants to get rid of. It's obvious that nintendo has no idea what to do with the franchise possibly due to all the feminist political bs happening recently. They can't just give it the ax as it is seen as a flagship franchise in some respects. So what due they due? They slowly destroy and use the low sales as evidence that nobody wants another metroid game
This guy knows what is up
Kill yourself, you are only making yourself look stupider. Holy shit
Dominic Williams
Keep signal boosting your narrative famfamwambalam.
Asher Taylor
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Isaac Morales
Also, no one spaces like that in imageboard except redditfags. Better luck next time.
Liam Nelson
They'd probably still have the decency to call it "Tingle's Cooking Time" instead of "The Legend of Zelda: Cooking Time".
Jaxson Ramirez
I'd play that.
Jacob Robinson
Sega has actually branched out quite a lot recently and most of it is with pc games.
Robert Ross
Because I dont have autism to hate a game for a full fucking year and a half
Its made by Next level games so it'll probably have some charm into it
Matthew Morales
This game isn't just called "metroid: federation force". It is called "metroid prime: federation force". It would be like that game being called legend of Zelda ocarina of time: tingle's cooking time.
Joseph Moore
Or if Paper Mario had sequels that removed all RPG elements
Oh wait.
Christian Howard
Normally when Nintendo makes a thing that pisses off the fans they make an apology game.
-Zelda 2 had link to the past -wind waker had twilight princess -Mario 2 had Mario 3
Other M is getting this piece of shit though. Hell look at paper Mario they're new game not only looks like crap is actively doubling down on all the shit the fans hated from the previous game. At least federation force is new bullshit that maybe Nintendo thought fans would like.
Dominic Cooper
WE DONT TALK ABOUT PAPER MARIO ANYMORE user.
Luis Murphy
I'm sorry, I cant help it. Its like Nintendo making a weeb shit RPG and attaching the FE name to it.
Oh shit.
That was back then, Nintendo now though doesnt seem to operate on logic. They're like senior citizens, outside of Splatoon which was made by Nintendo's younger devs
Jonathan Walker
The thousand year door was so fantastic yet we'll never see another game like it, this is so depressing.
Landon Jackson
Yeah but FE became weeb shit before that game came out. Not before there crossover was announced though it's why everyone was expecting a medivil SRPG with demons in it. Something like berserk with no gore or rape.
Jaxson Parker
I don't get the reaction to this, not even the people who burned by HASHTAG FIRE EMBLEM hated that game as much as metroid autists hate this. They weren't even promised anything at all, they had no reasons to really get their hopes up for a new metroid game, nobody hinted at or told them anything, yet they're acting like nintendo betrayed them
Liam Smith
The last great Metroid game was gen 6.
Chase Diaz
but windwaker was a good game, better than twilight princess even.
Caleb Hall
fuck, this thread is as bad as the game it's about
and that's not okay
Adam James
It was, but it pissed off fans. They expected something dark like Ocarina/Majora's, which was teased early on in the Gamecube's life. If it had any difficulty, it would be an easy contender for best Zelda of all time
Mason Scott
THERE'S NO WINNING.
Justin Garcia
I get being upset about the game being bad. What I don't get is getting upset about this one specific thing. It's like getting upset Metroid Prime Pinball wasn't a traditional Metroid game.
Jaxson Nguyen
It's because the last metroid before was other M which was also a huge letdown. Then metroid had just gone dark for 5 years. Then thee triumphant return was something that was there complete opposite of what metroid is. It would be like if the last dark souls was Ds2. Then 5 years after you think dark souls has died from announced a cuhraazy game that was really bright and cheerful and called it dark souls.
Jordan Bailey
No OP.
If you still play Nintendo games you only have yourself to blame, fool.
Jose Bailey
From what I played of Shantae, it played pretty much like Metroid games on GBA. I feel like I shouldn't be in this thread. I only played Zero mission and Fusion.
Actually it is. I don't know any other site that makes you do two lines to go to next line.
Cameron Hernandez
It was only the most recent Shantae that played really snappy and fast like metroid. The previous games are still metroid-like they're just a lot slower and in my opinion not that great. That most recent one though is really fantastic I'm really excited for 1/2 genie hero.
Nathan Jackson
Prime Pinball wasn't trying to be a cannon entry in the franchise/story.
Logan Garcia
Kinda seems like Link's appearance in Soul Caliber II was based off of that Spaceworld video. If they had Ganondorf in too that might have been pretty rad but having each game have a single exclusive character probably was probably ironically a better idea to sell the game. On one hand I like that Link is thrust into the Soul Caliber world with no focus on Ganon but on the other hand Ganandorf getting the soul edge sounds like it could make a killer ending.
By the way, who's be a shoo-in for a Soul Caliber 6 guest appearance?
Colton Edwards
I haven't liked a single 3D Metroid game yet, I'm not even surprised let alone mad. The entire franchise has been nothing but pure shit ever since they gave up 2D.
Hudson Foster
Well how significant even is the plot here either? Would it be terrible if they did make another Prime game and Federation Force got some kind of nod?
Wyatt Taylor
The outrage over Metroid M's characterization was early SJW drama. No one ever gave a fuck about stuff like that before, and suddenly they're crying that Samus isn't a strong womyn?
Even the language used in the controversy, is typical SJW vocabulary. But elitism and socjus overlap, so many took the bait and even now they don't realize. Why in your lives have you ever complained that a female character spacing out in fear, is something wrong to rewrite?
Jaxon Cook
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Nathan Jenkins
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Christian Baker
A Dark Souls character (Solaire to be specific) is the safest bet you can make.
Of course Bamco can make some pretty retarded choices that'll be up there with putting in Star Wars characters in IV like adding one of the girls from SAO or Nepgear from Neptunia
Jayden Perez
I didn't play IV but I thought that that was pretty awesome to have Darth Vader make a guest appearance. When I watched that trailer I thought "Oh get the fuck outta town!" when I heard the breathing but I was pleasantly amused all the same. Maybe there was a better character to choose (more vidya-related for anyone who cares, though Starkiller covers that a bit) but I doubt there's anything that could have gotten people's attention quite like that. Yoda just serves to piss everyone off though (didn't they try to make him Xbox exclusive even?).
Carson Brown
More like Newfag spacing, since you have to get used to this shitty post box to get a feel for it to make better spaced posts.
Aaron Scott
Is this some spicy new meme i'm not aware of?
Leo Parker
Darth Vader and Yoda were both exclusive* to their own consoles according to their primary colors.
*initially, but available with DLC later on.
Blake Ross
You sound awfully paranoid
Ethan Butler
Jesus Christ I didn't even know it was possible to have such shit taste. Kill yourself, dude.