Planetside 2 Thread: Bane Lives! Edition

Server: Emerald (USE)

Faction: Terran Republic

Outfit: Spicy Spokes Serf Slayers (WWEW)
First, post on the PS2 thread with your character name along with a screenshot in-game on the loadout screen with a meme. Second, search our outfit by it's tag, WWEW in the outfit browser, the application must have a meme, ID and post number from the thread.

The Tranu Ocean is salty everyday.
Some of you New Cheeseburgers™ are okay, don't go to the Crown tomorrow.

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planetside2.com/players/#!/5428142524600088193
stats.dasanfall.com
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ps2.fisu.pw/outfit/?name=wwew
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fug

Archive of the last thread. archive.is/UVub9

I have live footage of wwew going to The Crown

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this - never fight VS in a bio lab!


Was it the one about the Uppercut? If so, realize that a slug only fires at one point somewhere in the fire cone, which is fucking MASSIVE unless you're aiming down the sights. If you're up close and personal, you will be firing from the hip and there's a very good chance you will miss. The only time I can recommend a slug shotgun is:

Fuck off gook.

we are terrans, who are you, spook?

Who are you referring too

Does this trigger you Vanu/Burger scum?

one fucking job

QUALITY

Look at this heretic. Long live Bane! peace through superior firepower! Bane lives!


If you like corporate plastic burger surgery that is :^)

Flight tutorial for the user who tried out the rocket pods.
It's a three parter, all are good.

Very accurate representation of Planetside 2.

THE FIRE RISES

That's uncanney valley creepy.
tiny head, huge eyes, long neck.

Baynoetta was real the whole time, guys!

What sort of life form is that in the 3rd pic, in middle? Are the aliens already among us?

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never found Asians attractive. unless someone shows me one that isnt a bug eyed asian and is attractive. but i think anri okita is the only one but she doesn't count since shes half british

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these girls all look disguisting except for second image

Last ones, before the thread derails, and oh look, stuff from the last threads, plebbit still manages to steal content back to their hugbox! archive.is/PevHT

To clarify from what was discussed last time, reddit memerald is still kinda full of shit when it comes to cheaters or hackers, and everyone who complains about it are "Shitters" and "conspiracy nuts"

Daily reminder.

So how bad is the pay to win/play/notgrind shit in this game?
Is it still fun if you don't spend a dime?

Yes.
Vanu salt and banter is the best.

and memes :^)

Well, I guess I wasted 100 certs.

Were you the guy who /order for people to report someone?

alright, see you in a million years.

No, this was a while ago. Back when I went around capping points on Amerish with AntiFunPatrol. That was a good day. Except for buying that cert.

There are 7000mb of updates after that.

What first weapon for light assault/engi do you recommend?

jaguar

Man, what a bunch of faggots to get so defensive about it. Thanks for the reminder why I hate reddit.

Not really pay to win, unlockable guns are overall better but defaults are still really good, and you get enough points when you start to get at least one gun that you can use on most classes

Don't use orders for anything but warnings about major caps around the map when its peak time for the pubbies and other outfits to see.

When things are not picking up, you can do real damage with just a few buddies and do chaos/black ops/guerrilla warfare on the Tranu and Burgers.


But muh KD!

I've decided to specialize my Sundi Chan into an Anti-air Chan. It's pretty gud and I've already shoahed plenty of sky cancer yesterday. You guys should start specializing your sundis.

Posted this last thread, but want to repost here.

I want to do a Holla Forums night on august 5th, our 3 month anniversary. It'd be cool if we could get 10 gal-chans full of Max's if we got enough people on that night, but I think having a night of shitposting, battlebarding and just general salt mining would be fun.

Is this something we want to do? I'd even contact the head kike, mark to try to get us sticked that night so people would come and play with us.

I'd be up for it, but being in Australia, I'd just need the exact time and timezone that you'd be doing it.

Got max shield deployment so I can defend points and bully tranu and burgers wanting to steal Crown-chan from us.


worldtimebuddy.com/ use this to synchronize all the faggots playing from different timezones to come online together.

What did you cert into to make it most fit for anti-air?
I'd like to specialise my sundy, but I have a list of things I'd like to cert into, which amounts to almost 4000 certs.

We'll get a solid time down. It'll be a long play, honestly just because I know we have so many people in different timezones and we have alot of euro's playing with us. I'll make it early enough for you guys so its not stupid late.

Play medic

The T1 Cylcer is a weapon of the gods

ALSO, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE PIC WITH THE .INI INFORMATION FOR TOASTER MODE?! I NEED THIS TO GET A BASIC WWEW VIDEO

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This one?

Not sure how I feel.

That's one of them. I want the .ini file text that you can put in.

We did crazier things, but I'll let user discuss it with the other guys and let him plan it, one day of being a "shitfit" would be great.


I'll check, and think someone posted it on the last thread.

ULTIMATE POTATO GUIDE FOR POTATO PLAYERS

This handy guide will show you how to get 30-60 FPS on 8 years old hardware be sure to inquire nacho as to what constitutes as 8 years old hardware

1) Your user.ini should look like this:

[Rendering]

OverallQuality=-1

GraphicsQuality=1

TextureQuality=4

ShadowQuality=0

LightingQuality=2

EffectsQuality=0

TerrainQuality=0

FloraQuality=0

ModelQuality=0

RenderDistance=500.000000

ParticleLOD=0

ParticleDistanceScale=0.650000

FogShadowsEnable=0

VSync=0

AO=0

MaximumFPS=60

UseLod0a=0

BloomEnabled=0

MotionBlur=0

Smoothing=0

GpuPhysics=0

2) Your resolution for the sake of maximizing FPS on potato-tier hardware is recommended to be:

1280x7XX at 75% rendering

to strike a balance between being able to see shit and being able to actually hit it.

3) Go to the control panel of your grafix card of choice and allow forced override in global settings (nvidia specific), then create a special rule for planetside2_x64.exe:

Override AA transparency to OFF

Override AA to 2x

Override AF to 2x

4) If you are using an AMD CPU, especially if its the dreaded Phenom kind, unpark the FUCK out of it.

5) Set rendering distance to minimum (500) when defending or attacking a base.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU NOW HAVE 40 FPS ON AVERAGE MORE THAN BEFORE

There it is. And here's a screen grab so easy sharing.

Does this mean we're going to crash Galaxys in the Vanu Warpgate with no survivors?

one job

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Havent joined up in a while.

Any operations going on right now?

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even better
t. nacho

I've also made my sundy-chan in to AA.

I'm currently undertaking operation "Morning Coffee" with the end goal of making it interesting; so far, my brass is impressed.

What kind of coffee do you drink? Pic related is what I drink.

Do you also watch cuckold porn?

You're probably gonna be disappointed but it's honestly whatever's cheapest at the time; though regardless of brand, it's always Colombian. I've had Folgers and Maxwell House both, but I actually prefer Yuban.

That shit is terrible, I'm sick for the rest of the day if I drink that shit. Though there is this Jamaican coffee called "Blue mountain blend" very good stuff, you don't even need sugar or creamer to make it taste good.
Tea is better anyways.

I don't pick the coffee. I prefer tea as well, so my taste for coffee is shit tier.

Harryass here.

You stupid niggers did a good job taking location after location. NC and VR were crying like fucking faggots and it was great. Their alliance doesn't seem to be doing them a lick of good.

I'm not saying my taste for tea is any better. I like Celestial Seasonings, but on that note i'll get called out regardless because I don't do loose leaf. I don't really give a shit but it is what it is.

Jesus christ the salt was hilarious today.

I love looking at the map and seeing all the territories we've conquered, it must make it incredibly frustrating for faggots to open the map, and It makes me incredibly smug.

go back to america you nc burgerbois

It's a drug. Least harmful one i've ever taken and one of the few things that can actually wake me up.

But it's not.

You seem to have trimmed my post.
I never said that it's better than everything, I said it's the best i've taken. I've had prescription medicines fuck me up much worse (taken correctly), and alcohol in a higher amount with no food in my stomach could cause me to do some very stupid things.

Playing alone becomes boring on Eu, time to switch.

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Just booted up the game and it seems a patch has been dropped. bunch of resource asset packs and the .exe, anyone have any idea what was changed?

some effects changed from what Ive seen, tracers in partucular

Okay guise
pls help me
I want a shooter I can play with Holla Forums
It could be this or EDF 4.1, but Planetside 2 is free
Shill me this vidya

if one is free, then why does it have to be one or the other?

why dont you just fucking download it and try it out?

Maybe they have a shitty monthly data cap

humor me pls, did that joyride kill?

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Aren't MAX suits unable to capture points?

you shoot trannies and merifats with the true republic and wwew, some of the finest lads I've played with in my entire time on imageboards
and most of the game is combined arms of the likes battlefield wishes it could support
huge engagements and fights to be had
as far as edf or planetside, I can't weigh in
I'm buying EDF as soon as I get my pay

correct

everytime someone posts this, I am angry

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Are these both from visor 5000? Do you have a download for their music?

I don't know about you, but I have to download their music now that I've listened to it

I don't know. I've saved those from the previous threads and i liked the tune.

visor5000.bandcamp.com/releases
you can buy it on band camp, but I have no money so thats out of the question.

Friendly reminder you can steal a base capture from an enemy team at the last second

or you could steal it well before the time to give your side alot more time on the clock

AustrianPainter ready to newfag it up

Where are the memes?

Am I okay onii-chan?

What a waste of trips.

Ok I need a new weapon. I've been using the barrage with slug ammo for all my days because the prices of weapons are fucking jewish but I think it's finally time to try something new.

I like the feel of the uppercut and I like mid-range shotty action but I'll try buck shot for a while before I switch to my comfort slug zone.

I feel like I should try something entirely different than shotguns, though. I don't have the best aim, I'm not MLG or anything and I prefer to provide cover fire and suppression. What kind of weapon would suit that? I'm thinking about the fucking mini gun.

No, that was me, I forgot to specify that he was blowing up sundies and prowlers so they all thought it was just me bitching

What faction do you think you're a part of?

There's no way to move a character to another server? I have a heavy assault with a fuckton of equipement on a euro server but palying alone is not as fun

I know, it sucks. Euro fag here. I made the switch to emerald though. Just gotta start fresh.

It's heavy only, though. I typically only go heavy for anti-armour/air. I want a new main weapon. Everything costs 900-1K so it has to be worth it.

Well you have all of those weapons available to you already on your next choice of server!
As long as you paid for them with cash.

Ive heard it was going to be a feature in an update, being able to move freely to other servers.

Well shit, it took me a lot of time to grind everything

Hopefully, i dont see why you're not allowed to join whatever server you want

You mean the chaingun? That thing's useless, cant do shit on mid/long range and on short range even with the upgrade any other class shoots you dfown faster

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so they can make more money

From the start I figured they could be making money off of people who will never buy a boost or membership by offering paid uncertifications.

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at least you dont post multiple screencaps with a 1 sentence difference between them like some of the niggers here

get your shit together

His name is worthy, fuck off.

I've had two pretty bad days (not felt the fun). I could still try to play this evening before I'm away for the weekend, but I'm wondering if I should just start the break this evening.

Try avoiding morning play. today and yesterday US morning TR has just not had it's shit together.

B-but muh memes. I agree about the namebut I was just going to poke fun at him, geez user.

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Heavy Assault is the king of suppressive fire. You can't go wrong with the default T9 CARV, but for shorter ranges the MSW-R excels, and for long ranges the T16 Rhino does a great job. Minigun is a semi-meme weapon, its decent until you get in just the right position to demolish a whole platoon.

I've heard the TMG-50 is pretty good at midrange.

Thats the LMG I forgot to mention, TMG-50 is absolutely disgusting if you can aim because it kills in 3 headshots as opposed to other LMG's 4 headshot kill.

Wish you were here
T. WWEW

You couldn't wait until it was a terran banner flying?

sry m8, didn't think of that.
we were operating too hard to waste time moving to the next zone, everyone was standing still so I decided to take it then.

Still a show of conquering, so i suppose it doesn't matter. Guess i'll get back on now since it seems we're making progress again.

Reminder to TK Anakin on sight for bullying Valk-chan with C4.

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kick 4cucks out of sundy chan too

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SAY IT WITH ME
GREAT

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LANDING

ACE

I fugged up the filename m8, it should be crowncleaner - daybreak

FYI you should TK anyone with a Star Wars name and report them if you get TK'd. There's a whole outfit of them.

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Was funnier when the tranu repaired the gen and ended up killing the ESF.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE GOY-I MEAN GUYS

Uh where is the dead body?

The same fag sent me an angry tell telling me he reported me for aimbotting after I hip-fire sprayed him down with a Lynx after I vaulted from a jump pad.

alright faggots gather around for the ballad of XYchromosome, the saltiest VS mine available.
Now i understand you guys had ran into earlier, and it is funny as hell to mess with this guy, so i got some screen caps of our conversation

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What the hell was happening in that video
was expecting a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE halfway through

i think that is all of the screenshots i got

But that is retarded. People dont follow us for shit. We actually deploy rapidly and take things. We are actually doing pretty fucking well in terms of kd and objectives.

xychromosome is the dumbest faggot in all of VS, that is an accomplishment on its own

What a fucking bitch.

meant to reply to

HEY YOU, THIS GAME IS GARBAGE. UNINSTALL!

Holy shit this autist.

Why the fuck doesn't he play CoD or some other session shooter if he doesn't want to play a game about capturing and holding territory?

I keep telling them man, we need more continents…

hello random merchent

Merchent isn't a word.

I'm assuming that's a map for something, but it's too difficult to tell what it is.

You're a fucking baka.

:^)

It's a map of an Israeli bank

'yeah, we did not have enough people to attempt that, shouldn't have been there at all'
Don't fucking sit on outside points, the enemy will just surround and murder you. Find some cover and you should be able to watch the objective from there, a single medic being holed up with you guys should be able to run around and heal everyone provided they don't die.
Surround outside points and murder anyone that gets to close

So why doesn't someone blow it up?

NEW COMMUNICATION, CITIZENS

haha this is where xychromosome was talking shit

I love being an engineer

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this meme needs to die

Which one?

fags shilling ps2 here like its any good

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Appreciate the salt, memelets.


Let this be our final battle. I warn you, I cannot lose.

You seem to be a man of superior taste, what's a better game?

PlanetSide 1
F

We'll just throw sand at you.

Shouldn't you be getting your data mined, cuckchanner?

I'm warning them not to let you anywhere near our vehicles but thanks for the butthurt.

I've dealt with sand people before.

We could barely get 30 people online as long as you're not a massive faggot to my vehicles then I'll just do my thing and help every TR out

you live in France?

You would try.

I wonder if the fags who shit up our servers are these people too, would explain alot actually

Goddammit user

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You're lucky TFA came out or you'd still have picked the worst movies.

You call yourself a soldier?!

Savage af

MY POWER

I am the chosen one.

You're vanu? Sorry bud, I don't have any spare batteries

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It's over for you, we have to high ground.
Jedi a shit, Sith a best.

Wait. Are you speaking primarily in Quotes?

has that girl been playing today does anyone know

unamedTR or something along those lines

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quit being thirsty.

I love you Ebola-chan!

I'm a ride. Wait up! Where's the doC? You got any the doC?


I have you now.

We owe a great deal of thanks to that little protocol droid. What's his designation?

It's treason then.

doesn't sound like a tranny


I've a theory is all

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and your theory is?

well less a theory more confirming something

hitler was right

the jews are behind it

well fucking spill it already

Holla Forums is right again

I will when I'm answered

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I got you Sheev!


Damn it, going to have to make another post for relevant .gif…

Ok, it was a .webm…

Hey, new to Holla Forums are ya?

Do not reply to namefags, ever.

no, just don't feed the bird

Not very, it's just a .webm I got from 4chan, so no sound…
Also, I'm pretty sure embeded links and image uploads don't work together…


THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

Daily reminder:

Source of the song?

do spontaneous dance parties ever happen in TR?

all the time, we got battle bards

If only Cortium would spawn near my autism bases.

Wished we had more Hive-autists today, fugging TR command not doing shit about enemy hives.

which one of you cancerous faggots posted in the waifu wednesday thread

Your waifu is a slut

they were mostly TR is the worst part

some people seem to think that TR is communists so maybe they think they're fighting for some sort of (((socialist racemixed utopia)))

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Not you, the who commented, should have made it more clear.

What, do you daydream about 3d girls, you faggot?

Why live then?

Need the battlebards to keep playing Starship Troopers songs.

Who is best TR waifu and why is it Sundy-chan?

Nah, I just daydream about 2d boys

Why is shinji so cute?

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How the fuck am I supposed to larp as an imperial guardsman with all this heresy and no executions?

Shinji, get in the MAX.


No degeneracy here, sirs. Just truck girls.

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Yup, we've had a few, first one I was in was pic related. Battle bard was playing Moonman.

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>Not getting an Anti Air Air Deterrence Anti Fairy turret and have the gunner be a HA with a Striker.

Why not a squadron of valks loaded up with NS-10 MAXes?

because MAXes can't ride in valkyries?

This game is pretty fun. Really should have tried it out earlier.

Just got my first too

fug it ate my pic

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what? Can fit six MAXes in a sunderer, but not four in a valk? that's senseless.

I really need people to play with.

Are we just bragging now?

I can be a hivefag

Well, I've had bases where a convinient 35k deposit just spawned right next to. So I can't really complain
I haven't really figured the deeper magics of placment out yet. Like Hives under bridges oor in those buildable garages

same.

Garage hives were an unintentional tactic that was supposed to be patched out.

How do you build hives?
I've gone as far as to mine cortium, haven't tried building. Do you start off with any blueprints or do you have to buy all of them?

You start off with a small set of blueprints that you can access by deploying an ant in the appropriate area, a hive costs 2500 cort.

Ah okay. Any strategic advice for building hives?

Don't construct it until all of your defenses are prepared and you have a healthy supply of cortium to power all your modules; oh, and by the way, all the good shit in construction costs 1000 certs or more each. If you seriously want to be the base guy, be prepared 2B farming certs for a very long time

I don't know if I can be bothered farming all of those certs and spending them on construction. I'm happy to mine cortium and build basic shit if anyone needs it.

smuggling cortium is top tier comfy and can be fun too

Then just cert out an ant. it's a much simpler endeavor. Cortium radar, cortium shield, racer frame.. fully certified ants are some of the toughest things to kill in the game

Build defences first. Not a full base with a full silo because by god that takes longer than 90pop Biolab fight.
But have at least your AI turrets and a wall up, plus enough juice so shit doesn't run out while you're getting more.
Your base doesn't show on the minimap without a have.
Oh, and you need BR15 to unlock hives. But all the structures are locked, I went with goodgoy points because certing the ant was expensive enough.
AA turrets seem to be very strong, I often get kills form aircraft who probably didn't notice my base


I've seen one just recently. But I can see why it's unwanted.

Battle base. Unlock turrets with AI, cert up the ant for at least storage, build an automated defence point somewhere to annoy enemies, don't build a hive, repeat once it's destroyed

Uh, why?
It's not like the HIVE isn't going to be the last thing to pop anyways, both benefit from a Structure Shield, and the Garage is at least DESTRUCTIBLE!
It's not nearly as cheesy as building a hive in the Abandon Solar Farms old BFR building.

Honestly one of the best uses for the AI module!

Cortium shield?

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A defensive module for the ANT. It's like a super vanguard shield. While active, it drains cortium, but the ant is FUCKING INVINCIBLE and such. It can sit at a patch and mine without taking any damage at all because it replaces everything it loses while being shot. a BattleAnt favorite.

I don't see it.

Ah, I see, it's a utility. Which means I can't have the radar at the same time.

Is it worth getting any sight except the 5 cert one for your weapons?

va fal, I thought it was defensive. Whatever then, bank error in nobody's favor, my fault.

IR/NV scopes, absolutely.

Which is best for the T1 Cycler?

Ah, there's only one. I'll go for that one then. Thanks user.

IRNV has a longer scope-in time

And it's really only necessary if you're fighting in smoke, and marginally more useful at night against vanu.

Would instead recommend a 2x or 3.4x scope. Even a 1x reflex, depending on what distance you're always shooting at. (although if you're using a 1x reflex, you may want to just consider the nighthawk instead)

fugg
I'm usually shooting at different ranges, though it would be nice to have something for longer rnage. I'll just use this one for night time fighting.

I put 2x on everything, personally.

Vanu have some near black armor camo so I find it invaluable at night. Even despite that, thirty certs are a pittance.

THIS JUST IN
ANTI AIR IS OP AND NOOBISH

Seems fair.
Yeah, it isn't much.
Also, what's the best rail attachment for the barrage?

desting
```desting```

obligatory vanu a shite

what was he in?

planetside2.com/players/#!/5428069961292818145

Thus the Tranu did not learn that you cannot ask the enemy to get rid of his advantage in a fucking WAR!

planetside2.com/players/#!/5428487877435976545

0.77

feels good to suck at this game

Typical ESF tranufag. I take delight every time I see one of those things explode in the sky-more so if it was an AA turret doing the work.

Feels great man, the salt tells from Burger and Tranu tryhards are great, not to mention the TR tryhards also hating on us saving the day or not following their awful "Strategy" of banging their heads against another zerg, like that Warfinn faggot.

tickling them to death is a pretty metal way to die

I want sundy-chan to eat me

You aren't saving the day. The rest of WWEW is carrying you while we save the day.

Look at this nerd.

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planetside2.com/players/#!/5428142524600088193

Not bad.
I've been playing for a long while and I'm deliberately walking into situations where I'll die again and again, if there is even a small chance that my actions will be useful (distraction, smoke, killing sunide, etc..)

Fuck K/D. It's pointless

KD really ruined this game's community, but at least the salt is good.

and then infantry appears behind you and you can't lower your gun enough to shoot them

it really is

Dying a lot doesn't make you an objective or support player. It just means you die a lot.

Shit user, they should have named this game "Dying Simulator!"

Was that supposed to be funny?

Is MUH KD! an all-seeing stat that measures how well a player help his entire faction in a battle? or are you that faggot who wants wwew to get "better"?

So that is all you do in game or something? Just remove defended sunderers? If you're taking or holding a point an important thing is to kill the enemy coming at you to take it. There is nothing about doing the objectives and killing that are mutually exclusive.

well we can get better being more helpful on the whole

What's your KD at? I'm sure your posts about "carrying the entire game" all by yourself and implying "we" is pretty great, otherwise go forward on telling people why their KD makes them dead weight.


Everyone in this outfit has different play styles, why bother with KD as long as you're enjoying the game and helping the team?

you're not wrong

Except I never said that. There's no need to be so defensive, I'm just saying that you're overstating yourself if you think having a sub 200 SPM and sub 1KD makes you better than other players, as if glorifying mediocrity is the best path forward. There's nothing you said that prevents you from having an over 200 SPM.

Those with high K/D play the game safe - choosing the classes/weapons/role that will risk their death the least.
They are enuch cowards.

If you want your K/D to skyrocket, play only lib gunners and maxes.

You should statwhore some more, you've been visiting stats.dasanfall.com a bit too much, but guess "getting gud" on a dead game is your primary motivation.

Remember to tell people their stats are shit. stats.dasanfall.com/ps2/outfit/wwew

Or just git gud and aim better. I'm not saying sub 3KD or something, but having at least 200SPM and 1KD isn't very hard, it's the minimum to not be a loss on the platoon.


You sound a bit salty.

My KD is 1.1 last I checked out of curiosity, and yet I mostly play a res-happy medic and a repair-happy engie. What you don't realize is that a GOOD medic mops the area clean of enemies before doing the ressing, unless in an active chokepoint. No enemies means patients are guaranteed to stay alive and the medic doesn't get shot in the back while ressing.

That said, I do NOT care about muh KD, it's just a result of my playstyle.

Is getting 200SPM and 1KD is gonna make us better how? that sounds like Tranu MUH KD statwhore talk.
Nah newfriend :^) it's more like pointing out that we gave another twitchfag and mask autist who wants us all to "git gud" on his terms.

Maybe we should cert out as Heavies and Infilshitters too!

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By definition yes. Doing more to support the team raises SPM, and killing more makes it easier to hold objectives/defend hives and everything else.
also


Not at all, I'm just telling you you're not nearly as great as you think you are and you should stop pretending.

Is that so? where was I implying that? you don't mean to say stealing territory from VS and NC in an alert and locking a continent isn't a definition of great? oh man, we've been playing this game wrong!

Using stats is a great indicator of how to prove someone's worth on this game right? you should stop pretending that you're great, you're not as a good as everyone, but keep up the statwhore autism.

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Frankly Dasanfal is shit, it takes hours to update, and is often wildly inaccurate in certain things, like how it thinks we only have 300 members, but we actually have 600, and thinks our KDR is .89 when it's actually 1.02.
This site is far better ps2.fisu.pw/outfit/?name=wwew

But you aren't the reason that happens.


But I am better than you.

Come on user, its wonderful to think your standards are applied to everyone, its pretty cute, as KD obsess autist who's only goal is getting his stats up in this game instead of fun.


I don't have the right words to express how autistic that sentence you just blurted out, other than "top fucking kek, look at this autist!" please continue being "better" than me and everyone else with a "less than 200SPM and less than 1 KD"

Since the thread is bump locked keep this shit out of the next one

Anyway, are we doing that 120 max drop on the crown today our what?

Check the last thread, user is still working on it, think he's doing a potato video and recruit vid too.
And it's next month.

That's August 1st

Tranu is that way >>>/oven/

Wasn't it August 5th?

So when is DXP weekend every month, in the middle or something? I'm really feeling the cert grind and it would be something to look forward to, i've been stalwart towards the AA since I started

All of these don't directly increase your KD stats, yet someone can excel and specialise. But according to you they're a loss to the platoon because of KD stats.

It's a very heavily team based game. I'm all for more of the outfit learning more situational awareness, and quicker reaction time and better aiming are always welcome, but holy fuck man… nobody gives a shit about stats. The biggest problem with the outfit isn't even aiming, it's return fire.

What's more, the only person getting the full credit for the kill is the person delivering the last hit. Meaning you can be a support-oriented heavy softening enemies with area lmg fire, for others to finish them off, and get very few kills, but lots of certs for assists nevertheless.

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Engineers don't carry claymores anyway

I do. Combined with a shotgun they're fantastic for defense or securing a point.

The last week of every month.
If you are a member.

You talk a big game. Let's see them stats, boy.

>Just playing some shit music in the background while talking like the autistic sperg I am.

Here's the basic vid for getting into the game and telling people about the august 5th shenanigans.

My work is done.

It's gonna be august 5th, two fridays from now.

WRONG (checked)

Pretty shit vid but at least it'll help.

MAKE SURE TO RECORD SHIT FOR AUGUST 5TH
WE NEED TO GATHER AS MUCH SALT AS POSSIBLE FOR THIS

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Im terrible at this shit and I was speaking on the fly and not based off a script.

you're still gunna get bullied nerd

Atleast i'm not Nacho

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Just admit your shit and try to get better. Its what everyone else in the outfit is doing, we just don't talk about it.

All of those contribute to SPM, which are a great benefit that I have already mentioned is important, I'd say far more than KD. Someone who has a sub200 SPM isn't doing any of those things effectively, and somebody who isn't doing those things effectively is dragging the platoon down. That's a problem but its minor, the bigger issue is glorifying being a shit player and encouraging people to stay shit at the game.

I know. I'm starting to feel the pull.

sure, but unless you're hive building you should still be getting a decentish SPM. Reviving and healing and stuff give tons of xp. Also unless you're a light assault or max I wouldn't say "drawing fire" is something we need a dedicated person for.

I use a 4x on a lot of my sniping weapons, since it's fairly good magnification without scope sway.

The Brass is Impressed!


GET THIS REDDIT HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE!

Quit obsessing over your KD you goddamn autists this is not what our outfit is founded upon.

If you play planetside normally (healing, repairing, fucking around) at a decent level you will be in a range of .80-1K/D eventually. people at 4K/D do nothing but redeploy when they die once.


Listen to that NC man who smacked our shit with the ressuply terms. playing to wave around your K/D is only going to make you angry when you die.

which is a contributing factor on why XYChromosome is such a raging autist.

>t. .5KD 150SPM super useful support player

user i'm interested on seeing your stats

yeah, show us your stats

He's not wrong.

t. 1.5KD 300SPM support player

Hand over the stats gayboy

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DonTrumpet?
ps2.fisu.pw/player/?name=dontrumpet

air chav?

FUCKING AIRCHAVS!!!

wew
get this statfag outta here

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oh fuck my sides

(Checked)
Wew.

It's like you all forgot where you are.Not surprising since half of you are shitters from reddit


kek

shitty engineers maybe

you should have 2 claymores and 3 mines out at all times.
If you dont then your either
A. On your way to replace said mines/claymores
B.Currently being shot at
C. Not doing your fucking job

Non engineers have no excuse either. Mines and claymores are persistent through class changes.
More then anything else though they make tryhards rage.

You can have 3 claymores out at a time with max rank pouch for the engineer

are you saying i spawn and carry 2 but i can have 3 down?

I don't remember caring about stats here

I don't remember a Holla Forums that bragged about how shit they were either.

You can carry 3.

Since we're being faggots here, I main light assault and basically just c4/shotgun high BRs who try to farm our pushes. Its a rough job but someones got to do it.

Look, you're right about everyone on the outfit that's trying their best to get good but they don't have a goal of having a good kdr but helping the whole outfit/faction. They'll still try and kill people maybe go over 1 k/d because we have guns after all but you're unironically complaining about kdr like it's the only thing to do, is kill. Not to mention a bunch of anons are playing on toasters that gives them trouble of getting good because this game is an unoptimized shit. Hell sometimes when an enemy appear in front of me, I lag a bit and there's a chance of me winning/losing the gun fight but i'm doing positive now in most of my sessions despite having a rocky start when I started playing. Quit being a cunt and have anons get good in their pace, especially the players. They're still learning and I'm pretty sure they'll do their best to get good once they get the basics and get a grasp of the situation/surroundings. Eventually some anons will go 200+ spm and +1 k/d or some where around there or more when you give them time.

Also making fun of statfags isn't encouraging people to stay shit at the game, it's making fun of tryhards such as yourself

someone's got to do it

Nope, I'm just pointing out people are shit at support, shit at killing, and bragging about it. You aren't supporting shit with 150SPM, and you are taking 0 bases with a .7 KD.

Go cry on reddit where they care.

How?
You can only unlock 2
My claymores are fully unlocked and ive only ever gotten 2

so flying around and getting kills helps who exactly?

Would you have us also stop fucking around with shit like suicide Galaxies and story time because they fuck up our KDR and SPM?

also

No one is bragging about

Most new players are around that

Hope you're aware that you get more base defense than offense

Do you honestly expect the new players to learn/know everything once they jump on the game? And the people who are in the outfit for a while are trying to get good, possible that there are obsticles are circumstances that slows that progress

I'm not a kdr whore, battlejew VS faggot

possibly that there are obstacles or circumstances that slows that progress

Wrong.
Not BR 50
You still can't hold a base without killing the attackers more than they can kill you, otherwise they reach the point.

That obstacle is faggots like you who make a thousand excuses for playing like shit day after day after day because >muh statwhore boogeyman. Just git gud.

Holy fuck, I knew we had redditors amongst us, but god damn don't make it so overt you faggots.

tbh, from what I've seen so far, most of the serious statfag "You're just a shitter" types seem to be cheaters or friends with cheaters.

Visigodo even has a VACban on his steam account, (Pic related from the 4chan thread)

Just to paint a bit of a picture here's a reddit thread summary of all the people who ate bans for cheating by the autodetect system: reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/3d6nad/to_clear_up_any_confusion_here_is_a_brief_rundown/?st=iqycx8yl&sh=6eb3159c

Every one of them is either a direct friend with Visigodo, or they and Visigodo have a mutual friend.

All this kd faggotry needs to stop. Have a rage tell I got yesterday when we were locking down Esamir.

Ever heard of fun? I know it's a very ancient word from a very primitive era of human civilization but I think it characterizes what wwew is. A funfit.

Holy fuck I hope you're being ironic, we're trying to get good but apparently we're not meeting your standards. You just keep denying everything and bitch about other anons bitchings about statfags. If you're fucking hot shit why don't you fucking carry the whole faction/outfit yourself. Fuck this game if i'm going to play with a turbonigger reddit-tier stat whore in our outfit.

are you honestly surprised?

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It's like a reverse XYChromosome.


Not really. I only really enjoy seeing our name on a base.

I'm not really surprised, but I am genuinely disappointed with some of the people I've seen in this list.

Of course i'm the opposite of XYChromosome. I'm no stat whore who sends rages tells whenever someone kills me

You cry just as hard when someone calls you shit though.

You can keep flying your ESF and be super helpful to the team and proclaim yourself as the best player in our outfit. Like any of it matters though wwew lad

Is this how the jews feel?

So what's your real stats then? Are you going to copy another user's stats make yourself look good again?

Well considering they have an IDENTICAL K/D AND SPM to yours, it's safe to assume you at least partake in the same stat padding shittery…

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Why would I bother, since stats don't matter right? :^)

Oy vey user you gotta have 1488 KDR with over 6 gorrillion SPM


I don't know user, the majority of your posts is about stats and why they matter, so I would assume that it matters to you :^)

This is Planetside, where everything is futile and the stats don't matter!

I'm onto you silly )))goy(((

And yet you're still talking about stats. No game that relies on team work can ever actually track good teamwork via numbers. None.

It's not all about XP. When a shield goes down, it might just give people the idea to hunker down in a certain spot, not actually replenish shields. A medic might only revive one person who returns with a revengeance for small scale drops. An engineer might drop ammo that only replenishes a few rockets for a heavy, but it was enough to keep some armour at bay, to capture a point.

If you're trying to make me give a shit about stats, you've failed. I don't even know where to check these stats - that's how few fucks I give.

You know how I see what our outfit needs? I see flaws in our play, I casually mention it to the person or inform them of a strategy/item/whatever they're not aware of, and/or back them up in learning said thing. They learn a little more, we move on.

What am I going to do after looking at someone's stats? Tell them they're shit? Awesome? Big fucking help. You stat fags have an entirely different way of thinking about games, face it. I think it's a fag way. But as long as you keep it to yourself and jack off to numbers on your own time, I'm won't care.

All of those things contribute to SPM. Are you sure you aren't overstating yourself?

You tell them to git gud and aim better.

Here's a great landing from last night tbh~

just like, shoot head

How many fucking times do I need to say I don't care jesus fucking lawd in heaven.

Because it's sub 200 right?

I don't even fucking know niggah. Who are you? Just leave the outfit. Go VS, you'll like it there.

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I'm sageing to be polite. If I was shitposting I'd be wearing a trip as Lassica.

That's evil genius right there.

But the thread is in autosage anyway.

made a new thread to keep shit fresh

never change, chinese planetside 2 server

welcome to racemixing unless your race is so undeniably shit anything else is better, like niggers

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savage af