Gearbox Feminist friendly Duke Nukem reboot when?

Gearbox Feminist friendly Duke Nukem reboot when?

Guro fans will defend this

3D Realms already did it with a character that was Duke but with boobs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I don't think this famas would work in real life.

If Battleborn has anything to say about it, hopefully Gearbox dies a swift death before they even get a chance to think about it.

How about this one :^)

I would assume that the cartridges are rimmed so they don't fall out.

Here's hoping. With the success of DOOD they might actually consider it

==CUCK POZEM

All units be advised, FEMINISM IS AWESOME

I am no expert but I thought FAMAS looked like this.

No,you dumb nigger.
THIS is a famas.

I shudder to ask you to imagine it and tell us, but I must.


Was it shit?

Yes it was.

They're gonna make it, I just know it. It'll be just as shit as Forever too

What would it really take to fix Duke?

>Duke Nukem Forever: The Real One

Reminder that Bombshell was suppose to be the new duke nukem before cuckbox tried to screw 3d relms over.

She'd be a trans muslym wymyn named Dyke Pike'em.

Terrifying thought.

Pimp My Gun thread?

Guns aren't treated with artistic intent anymore.

Just for you, I'll make sure my next AR is an A2 with polished ebony furniture and gold trim.

Cue image of that one faggot who modded a WW2 soviet gun with a MLP color scheme.

I wonder how many of these are real and how many were made by /k/ just having a laugh.

To my understanding, it was a parade Mauser and after getting the butthurt he wanted out of defacing some history, he restored it to a proper parade Mauser's condition.

Hopefully, he was doing that to an old brown gun.

It's a real gun.

Blow it out your ass!

Nope, it was a K98, and, the one i was thinking of, a Mosin nagant.

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Bubba no!

Get learned, user.

Eh,why not

Okay, how about the hammers, are there fucking THREE of them?

It says 3 times the gun on the barrel user do the math, Im more worried about her elbow from the kick back

If people didn't defend things that should've been aborted you'd have gotten nowhere in life.

The real life version had one hammer with multiple firing pins and a selector to choose whether to fire one at a time or three at once.

I'd rather the series stay dead than have something like that.

Fortunately, there is starting to be a backlash against this whole feminist bullshit in gaming. Companies are beginning to realize that all this virtue signaling isn't making them money. Hopefully the next Duke game will be a satire of all that shit.

what game is that

That "feminism is awesome" line that people use to make fun of Battleborn? Y'know, the big bad SJW bullshit line?

Yeah, that's played after a guy character kills some women. It's a jab at feminism.

It has already begun.

Too bad Gearbox are still a miserable bunch of cucks. One line in Stillborn doesn't mean shit.

If they're willing to deliberately make fun of feminism, there's hope for GB yet.

Especially since Burch was only there for a minority role.

Bombshell, a hastily reworked Duke Nukem sequel staring the female Duke reskin called Bombshell.

wasn't 3D Realms responsible for making the majority of DNF

gearbox just helped them get it in a working state or something

"it's ok when we do it!"

who cares about feminism? why not make a line for #BLM when you kill a black character too?

They pretty much had the game in a near complete state by the time cuckbox got their jewish hands on the IP, it just needed some "polish"

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they were literally going to do another duke before gearbox shut it down

to be fair though, gearbox DID own the IP after DNF and 3DRealms went behind their backs with the whole thing.

It's 2016!

More like autistic intent.

engraving offers no tactical advantage.

I remember seeing some bullpup nugget being sold locally. I never will understand why people do that shit.

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what the fuck is the third pic for? shooting from a hole?

How dare you post all those baby killers AR-15 on a family friendly board

Breaching doors in theory, easier to hold steady while you shoot out a lock. In practice it's retards wanting to make their gun look cool by strapping useless shit on it.

I wish I could find that article of some guy(I think it was randy pitchford) talking ideas for a "maturrr" and "gritty" sequel for Duke where a villain "kind of like Bane from Dark Knight Rises breaks Duke"

Was this the top down shooter?
What a waste that thing is. I really hope the FPS is better

for a moment i thought that was the mario bros box art

"Duke on Ice" - a thrilling musical!

there was a dog turd sticking out of the layer of ice on the sidewalk all winter. pretty hilarious

A lot of people on Holla Forums do this, are you surprised? They just look as far as they want to or as far as they feel is necessary to justify their points, all the while removing any context from the things they're bitching about.

I can see it

If they had casted people that were actually funny and had a good chemistry in the main roles it would have at the very least been decent instead of this fucking fart fart poop joke shitfest

so what ever happened with Bombsh-

just kidding I know it's never coming out

that's just rephrasing "cast men", though

What are you talking about you can see the chemistry oozing off these actors.

don't give them ideas

FEMINISM IS AWESOME

Post yfw Gearbox will die in your lifetime

Didn't Bombshell already come out? I'm pretty sure it did.

yup, about the only review i can find from it is from a DN/3DR fanboy and even he's disappointed about it.

Is this Payday 2?

Top down shooter, it's very lackluster. But from what I hear the real game is supposed to be a new fps in the 3D engine

aidsmoby ripped apart the movie

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mother russia bleeds has fat, transgender sex objects

The Devolver Digital console ports of Duke are uncensored. I thought it was the N64 that was censored

Can you kill them

he's describing what will happen when burchbox makes Cuck Pozem starring: Anthony Burch.

Aidsmoby's not in that episode, retard.

How do you think revolvers normally work?

yes
i think they're referencing poison

Anyone who watched Ghostbusters 2 could have seen that the reboot was going to suck, female cast or not. Even with the original team, they couldn't make the spark happen twice.

hello fine armsdealers. i would like to purchase something "orky" within the budget of lots of teef

I'm sorry

You got that from RLM's video, didn't you?

REMOVE FATTY

Re-watch the latest RLM video where they showcase that scene.

That webm isn't from RLM.

Ah, sorry.

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It wasn't me.

I know, I'm just furious with whoever did.

You still shouldn't have posted it, you little so and so

You know, I'd like to see a female Duke. Keep the over-the-top personality and mannerisms the same but it's a hot lesbian instead.

If nothing else it would give the feminists what they want, a queer woman badass woman as the lead, but in a way they don't like it. The Bayonetta of shooters.

The game was in a half-finished state several times. You can see all the trends from 2000 and forward to the release. It's basically a cross section of popular shooters from that time.

i'd prefer to see an at least bisexual female duke, if only so that she can sarcastically tease some tryhard musclefucks in a bayonetta-esque manner
girl on girl would be nice though

Why not bait some "nice" guys?

But why would you want to make her as unattractive as possible?

Why can't people enjoy the clean and timeless look of something that's only designed to be functional and practical.

I think SJWs would use the argument that it's "just a man, but in a woman's body!"

neither bayonettas were ugly, though in the sequel her hairstyle was fucking shit, as was her outfit

original bayo is diamonds

it's more likely they'd complain about het-pandering because all the women will be attractive

I think Gearbox scrapped it yet-fucking-again after 3D Realms had build it and scrapped it themselves three times already.

BAZINGA
[spoiler]Mark my fucking words, it seems gearbox is violently despoiling Duke of every shred of dignity with their ongoing project for Duke3D.
I wonder if they have the balls to get Jon St. John to do a half-assed "it's about ethics" reference.[/spoiler]

I bet you think it's short hair to pander to SJW.

They'd complain no matter what you did so why give a shit what those oven dodgers think?

When it comes to firearms, form should always follow function. It's why the AR and AK platforms are popular. You can have the most barebones builds, but they will still be leagues more visually appealing than the KRISS Vector or another equally overdesigned gun.

I'll proceed to kill myself with haste

no, it just looks fucking hideous compared to the original hairstyle / bodysuit

I was playing devil's advocate there so as to not get off-topic.

I'd rather gearbox focus on how to make gameplay stand out while retaining the Duke style of fun. I don't trust them to write funny dialogue or model good looking women, even if they stick with the series' original tone.

Strippers would still be in the game, Duke would just act like they're brave and defiant against the patriarchy, and instead of throwing wads of cash at them he would salute them.

I don't think Bayonetta is ugly, I think her proportions and emphasis on trying to push that ass as sexy were offputting. They intentionally made her as unrealistic as they possibly could without making her an ayy lmao, and it just looks nasty.

Marie Rose is short and sexy, Bayonetta is gangly and fake.
Marie could use some bigger tits, though, Monoka is a nice mix of Marie's petiteness with Honoka's nice rack.

Well then, can't argue against your taste. I find it hotter, but if you simply don't like it, I respect that.

I'd rather Gearbox went bankrupt. Even it they got the gameplay right by some miracle I still wouldn't give money to listen to their epic bantz and muh soggy knees pandering.

They are just like weapons dude, their sole purpose is to kill things. Only an autistic person cares about stuff like that.

fuck off m8
the only thing SJW about gearbox is burch
randy literally called tumblr pronouns buzzwords and battleborn makes fun of feminism

How are they not bankrupt yet.

Duke Nukem only gives one kind of salute, the one finger salute. You know nothing of the character if you think Duke Nukem would ever salute someone.

Both of these ideas are great.


I don't think Bayonetta is supposed to be sexy. I think they deliberately took it too far to appeal to most people. They put so many fetishes into her design that her sexiness becomes limited by that instead

Exactly, if you want to improve the design it should be something personal, discreet and symbolic. Maybe engrave a motto and the symbol of a corps or unit you were part of.

Because faggots love to buy Tumblrlands games.

GBIDF detected.

That's the point. Gearbox is making a feminist friendly Duke Nukem game, aka: not an actual Duke Nukem game.

Why are all the character designs so terrible? All the "girls" in that game look like corpses. Why are they all so busy and have some nonsense obscuring their faces? Why?

if gearbox was anywhere near as sjw as you claim it is, they would have censored DNF
instead? they put up forum polls for which girls should be in the storyline (twins won, obviously) and added wall-boobs, which were a forum-goer's suggesion

alani a qt though…

Answer my question or I will report you for advertising.

would you report your own mother

DNF is why they're SJWs though. The game was a failure, the journalists and players hated it for different reasons, but they only noticed the journalists' complaints.

As an user in another thread said: all the characters look like they've come from a teen's doodling book. It's also clear that very little to no thought was put into character design revisions. Take a look at Overwatch's characters and you can tell they went through dozens, if not hundreds, of revisions to be as visually appealing and mass marketable as possible.

This.

Journos were mad about Duke being Duke, and gamers mad because the mechanics sucked, the optimization sucked, and the gameplay sucked.

Despite this, they ruined the only good thing about DNF.

okay, so you're saying they added SJW shit because they thought it would make them successful

that's called marketing strategy, not being SJW. burch was the only diehard SJW and even then he didn't have full control of BL2's content.


overwatch plays it safe, and as such, most of the characters are boring, overplayed stereotypes / concepts. even the best characters (mercy, reaper, bastion, etc) are uninspired and just rehashes of already existing concepts

battleborn goes all out with its designs. sometimes too much (attikus, montana's head being a bit too small) but it tries to be fun and cartoony more than anything else. i far prefer battleborn's designs because, unlike most of overwatch's, they look actually original, whereas overwatch looks like they tried to play it as safe as possible.

but then overwatch puts roadhog in, which is fucking retarded. you have all these safe, sane looking designs that take no risks, and then you add a retarded looking fat man with a gigantic bellybutton. what the fuck?

i compare overwatch's designs to mario 3D Land - you can't criticize either, but both are bland and uninspired. they're just perfections of a well-used with very little originality

Stillborn is such a shit game even the drooling normalfag retards could tell.

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That's a tl;dr way of saying what I said.

At the end of the day Overwatch is the product of a bunch of suits sitting around a table trying to get the next, big thing onto the market. Stillborn is simply what happens when you let idea guys run the show without quality control at any stage in the process. Also

I have that webm before the movie even came out, saw it on Holla Forums ones and had it ever since

Is it a leak or was it footage shown on a talk show or something?

it failed because of zero marketing and because overwatch actually had good marketing + had already become a porn meme

the game looks good, i suspect they ran out of budget, which would explain the lack of advertisements and the lack of polish. the base game looks absolute diamonds

I have to disagree. As much as I think Overwatch is a bland, mediocre game with dumbed down mechanics to appeal to the mass MOBA market, character designs are actually pleasing, and character backgrounds are actually quite deep and original. I can admit you can consider "playing it safe" with the artstyle, since it seems based on modern Disney stuff which is fairly popular amongst the target market of nerdy normalfags, but the actual lore of the game is far from playing it safe. It kind of clashes with the tone of the rest of the game.

I don't know man, but I have noticed the webm has this weird bit at the end where it shows bill murray crying laughing and there's this bit at the start where it says
JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!

Do you really need to ask, user?

i haven't played overwatch myself (don't intend to pay 60$ for an f2p game - ps4 is origin edition only) but i've heard people complaining about the lore being absolute shit constantly

otherwise, matter of taste, i guess. battleborn reminds me of all the characters i used to draw when i was 13-16. just wild, "no breaks on this train" insanity.

granted, mine were usually far more offensive, but, ehhh

I can only think of 3 characters that don't look or have backstories that make them walking cliches.

that looks so bad

did you typo fun?

I wouldn't go so far as to say that, but OW's characters certainly aren't as bad as claims. Cliche would be a better way of describing OW's cast for the most part. The characters are nice to look at though.

THICC

If you want to play a 3D League of Legends, just play Smite, it doesn't have a $40 buy-in fee.

take your coonspeak back to >>>/tumblr/

it's TF2 where character have moba-type sills and -one- of the modes has MOBA elements

i already bought it, anyway, just have to wait half a month for amazon to ship it

The only thing good about that game is the women and even then half the r34 is futa because /vg/.

Just watched some of that video you embedded.
If I played that game, I'd just be pissed off the entire match.

Are you saying Smite r34 is futa? Cause that doesn't make sense. Aphrodite is most definitely fully female, as is Kali, Athena, etc.

I can't think of any examples of female characters in Smite who aren't 100% woman.

idk, looked fine to me
i'd say a quarter was cringey, most of it was decent or chuckle-worthy
i guess? i'd say he talked less than character in BL2 did

and what's wrong with the leveling, exactly

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Each match you'll be starting from level 1, which in any game is always the most boring. Then, you just progress through the match to various degrees of power (each match is different) depending on how well strangers do, so there isn't even a guarantee you'll level up any one skill to a rank of usefulness or fast enough to shit on your opponents. Games that use ASSFAGGOTS leveling try to strike a balance between a player's skill and their character's abilities.

For me, competitive multiplayer games should encourage pure skill versus pure skill.

The theory is that some characters are really good early game and shit late game, and vice versa.

i guess if you're really, really bad, then sure, you won't be able to level up.
i haven't seen anything to suggest there's any leveling outside of the helix system, and that seems to progress pretty damn quickly.

GOOD

Is this the faggot?

man i really hate Holla Forumsfags
moralfags too
take your ideals somewhere that's not an anonymous imageboard where the entirety of the userbase faps to degeneracy

Copper.

Oh, look at this freedom hating communist over here. Should you be off selling your flab-ass for more krokodil, comrade?

We already have our own games.

It's just fucking cheap and gaudy. The kind of shit some ghetto nigger pimp would put on their gun when they aren't busy goldplating their .50 cal. desert eagles.

But I guess that's stormfags for you. Either edgy teenage larpers or degenerates.

boobs are sexist.

anyone got a webm of this?

How dare you show me something I didnt know I wanted?

lol

No.

Nigga, it look like it do specifically because its engineered to do what it do the way it do which is different than the way other funs do. 1100 r/m and 2 round burst, stable as fuck.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Great news, that faggot went to nugget fest which resulted in one of the /k/ommandos rescuing it, removing the paint, and posting the good news on /k/.

I said a lot of the smite R34 is futa.

Don't look up Bellona or Freya. Also I'm pretty sure there is Kali futa too.

I would totally fug Bombshell

You realize that she looks just like that one feminist cunt who has one side of her head shaved, right?

Everyone's a degenerate now you faggot, you're not special anymore being a furry or a faggot and you can be it wherever you want, keep crying and keep lurking in places where we are actually able to speak our hatred for you, or you can fuck off back to furaffinity

Speak for yourself, mate.

Who? And the side of her head isn't even shaved.

DNF got a lot of undeserved hate. I had fun playing it. It's certainly not the best game in the world but it's hardly the awful piece of shit they made it out to be.

DNF had the bad luck of coming out at a time when Journos were starting to push agendas over video games.

I disagree, Duke Nukem Forever deserved a lot of the hate it got. They should have stuck with the earlier builds of the game. Instead they copied the Serious Sam formula, except bosses had to be killed with a QTE, and some of those QTEs were god damn downright ridiculous to execute. I remember having to do the fatality QTE like 17 times for the Overlord because of how ridiculously awkward it was to input the (never changing) buttons to finally pull his fucking eyeball out.

Honestly, I feel it had even worse problems than that. I think its biggest problem was that it took too long to happen. 3D Realms spent so long hyping it that by the time it came out, people either didn't care anymore, or had their expectations so high that even if it had surpassed 3D, it would have been nothing short of a massive disappointment. It was doomed the moment development passed the 7 year mark.

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Another perfect example. Honestly would be smarter for Valve to never release it at this point.

Agreed.
I can see why the old purists would hate it, but it's not a bad game

No fucking contest.

That would imply they're actually working on it, though.

Keep dreaming
It's all doomed

That was a major problem. I wish someone at 3d Realms would have smacked George Broussard upside the head and told him "We're finishing this goddamn thing today!"

If they put it out it could never live up to the hype.

Let's just say Gordon and Alyx lived happily ever after. The end

Vance might survive, but Gordon and Sheperd are definitely going to bite it.

Somehow I imagine some massive kick in the crotch like making it into a telltale game.

I seen worst pony related /k/ shit

The funny thing about neonazis is that successful attractive confident white people do not have the slightest need to be nazis

Nigger, he didn't even say he was a stormer or a Nazi. Still butthurt over the Finns, commie?

it's from leopirates tumblr

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meant for
can't even post right anymore.

this is fucking awful

balls of steel

They're good for drawing aggro.

Just like how successful attractive confident black people do not have the slightest need to be criminals? I guess that explains why only a tiny minority of them don't have a criminal record and why 99.98% of black women in the US wear a weave or a wig.

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You're right I've no idea why I got that impression.

Well they technically did with the 2008 game.

Commies are just progressives who have a fetish for stars and farming equipment. Nazis have a fetish for sun motifs.