Waifu Wednesday (Hazubandos Allowed)

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Decapre
Insane, russian clone version of Cammy
& Shadoloo-approved!

What are you:
SF4 Omega mode

New season anime ep 1

Panzerlied

Milo

You're getting cucked pretty hard in that pic faggot.

its already been a week? time flies

I can never admit who my waifu is in these threads. It's a bit silly, but I can't help but think it cheapens the love I have for her somewhat.

GOING IN WITH A YANG!

Yang Xiao-Long, RWBY
Her everything, especially her weapon of choice.

Nothing at the moment
Possibly some RT shorts
A E S T H E T I C
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Juice

soon!

Garuda
Fat assed harpie dominating everyone.
What are you:

wild arms
osomatsu-san
random shit in my related video tab
DR pepper.

i feel you, dont worry about it

I want Junko to send me a love letter filled with anthrax.
Best despairfu.
Cute, crazy genius gyaru with god tier charisma and multiple personalities.

Jedi Academy and Digimon Cyber Sleuth.
Danganronpa 3. Can't wait to see my waifu in the Despair arc.
Electro Swing.
Water.

...

i dont get it

She's perfection in human form

Well my is really going today, the cops came by to do a search. Maybe is something to do with some kind of case going on.

stop downloading cp

Ringo
2hu Popeye

Terraria
Married… With Children
Inazuma Eleven OST
Splishsplash motherfucker it's water


It's sage, which doesn't bump threads if you put it in the email field and sometimes people treat it as a downvote.

Nah it's not that. Surely there's none of that in my area, it's possibly an investigation at the farm.

top tier taste

"yeah I see you have been using your removal cream yourself! look at your chest! there is nothing there!"
-al bundy
I loved that show, sometimes I wonder if they still show it nowadays.

the pig farm?

TBS does, in the mornings at least.

Stop feeding your victims' bodies to the pigs.

patrician taste. ringo is lovely and seems like one of the more level headed huhus. i really hope she and seiran move to gensokyo and we get to see more of her.
oh, i feel silly

WEISS
IST
NEISS
Planetside 2
Nothing yet
Focus - Hocus Pocus
Nothing

Horse farm, loads of chickens, and a small pig pen. It was ran out of business about months ago, right now the vegetation is slowly taking over the farm.


Dunno, it would be unsanitary to feed them these.

How's studying?


I appreciate your tastes in television.

Not studying, just bored and uncertain what to do.
Unless you're referring to another Weiss lover
In which case, I'm not him
Also.
YOU SAY YOU LOVE HER, BUT HOW CAN WE BE SURE
POST THOSE FOLDERS SO WE MAY JUDGE YOUR LOVE

This week was just so awesome. From Trump getting the nomination to Nick "Just fuck my shit up" Denton getting bankrupt to the censored Burgerland version of #FE Persona flopping; 2016 is the year that keeps on giving.

Tharja/Syalla from the Nu-Fire Emblem games
EVERYTHING!
She is just so perfect.

What are you:
Risk of Rain mostly. I would really want to go back playing Fates, but I'm a bit too busy with life.
Might watch the Big Guys Rises later today because it's the 4U anniversary of the Big Guys Rises
Nothing right now
Nothing right now

Oh, my bad.
Now I know… How about some pennies to quarters?

Chihiro Fujisaki is my husbando.
I love him because he's incredibly kind, smart, and cute.

Started up Majora's Mask on the 3DS last night

Not much right now. Battlebots, though I have to have the DVR record it first since I'm usually out of the house when the show's on. Chi-san loves watching Battlebots, despite normally being a wimp about almost any other kind of violence.

The radio while in the car, but not much else

coffee, water. It's way too hot down here to be drinking much else.

Fujos and fags allowed, no thanks. Why would you do this?

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Too soon

Glad too see you around Tharja-lover.

Sorry if my posting time is to slow, removing Tranu takes time and effort.

Forgot my folder. All 350 of them.


I must admit, your husbando is cute.

This concerns me.

I'm fucking garbage, just kill me now

>Has an array of Rubes, Ash Pile, Penny, Smug Thugs, and Keikaku

Thank you


First pic related


Why? Why would you ever go to that datamining, cenosrship happy, leftist hugbox of a website? Or am I judging you too quickly?

Just split your mind into different personalities: one for each waifu. There's no way that could go wrong.

Just find a waifu that fits your preference.


Okay you caught me, I got friends to keep in check. Then again the censorship in the site is making me consider moving out of this place of cancer.

Pekoyama Peko
Helldivers. It's fun as hell when you get a team that isn't retarded. I also don't like the persistent open mic. I like to have a show or something going in the background and with this I have to keep it really quiet so it doesn't trigger the microphone
I've gotten to the point in The West Wing where I remember why I stopped watching it. Season six is slow decline but it plummets in the last one.
Nothing at the moment
Water


This number should be smaller but I've just never felt like going through it deleting duplicates and lower quality pictures

1358 pics and counting.

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE JACK-O AND I REPORTING IN!

Hope everyone's doing well.

Jack-O Valentine

She helps me in so many ways when I need it the most.

Revelator and the KOF 14 demo
Nothing in particular
Various vidya tracks
Water

Takane Shijou the best waifu
A lot of reason

CSGO
May watch those Beserk movies. Recently watched Neon Genesis Evangelion. Felt pretty empty inside for a couple of days. Pretty weird.
My waifu
Water

Konata

hard to explain

deponia
psycho pass
k-on soundtrack
water

Hey Jack-OBro, how's that KOF demo? I was excited to play KOF, I'm sad that Rugal is absent in this game.

I was thinking of getting Tekken 7, but I found out Akuma is broken.


You got good tastes.

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>Then again the censorship in the site is making me consider moving out of this place of cancer.
Which one? Holla Forums or Facebook?

Did you watch it in the right order or did you go straight from ep24 to the last two like I did? It's a mess either way but EoE makes it a more coherent mess.
personally I think the manga adaptation did a better job at delivering the story. It irons our the pacing issues and some character motivations make a little more sense but on the other hand the best part of Eva is the animation.

Im a giant faggot

What are you:
okamiden
rewatching arslan senki, watamote, and gangsta in their horrible dubs

listened this a lot recently
soundcloud.com/digitalism_official/battlecry-com-truise-remix-1

mt dew black label

Went in the right order. Watch the whole animo then EoE. Didn't watch the other movie though. Shinji is one fucked up dude.

Facebook. Surely the waves of cancerous memes drove me away.


I honestly wouldn't waifu Blake.

ok faggots, give me some top tier shit to fap to, like Zone, SaltyIceCream, minus8 and the guy that make the liru porn.

Step aside goys.

His little PTSD addled brain just couldn't take it.

JURIFAG, GETTING HYPE FOR JURI'S RELEASE AT THE END OF THE MONTH
That is, assuming Capcom keeps their promise. Because Capcom's never broken promises before.right? :^)

Still playing SFV, though I did try Pokken yesterday. Not my kind of game, the phase shifting mechanic feels unnecessary. The whole game would be better if it stayed in Dual Phase imo.
nothing
Pink Floyd on the radio
Water

Also, you have good taste sir

Sorry, I had to leave, went to get ice cream.
Why do ice cream shops always have such shitty chocolate Cherry is best ice cream flavour

>Ash pile
How much can one have of burnt Nikos

Guess I'll post double.

this isn't a fap thread, its a pure love waifu thread.

Vibri~
Cute, Beautiful Eyes, 10/10 voice.


I know 16 mb is not much, but there's not really a lot of good art of her, most recent art is deviant-art tier FNAF OC CUCK ships with her, i only save the good shit.

I also search the japanese sites sometimes.

And i forgot my sage, god damnit.

But whacking it on a comatose girl. PTSD brain doesn't excuse that kind of behavior. And that's ignoring the fact that the world is ending, and is what's concerning him is MUH DIK? Must be the hormones.


No. Reese's peanut butter chocolate in vanilla is the best. Get your shit right.

I watched that movie when I was like 12-13 years old and all I remember is that Shinji faps to Asuka and then everyone turns into orange juice. I should probably watch it again someday.

Lucinafag has arrived
Somehow didn't kill myself yesterday. It was too bloody warm.

Lucina from Fire Emblem Awakening

SHE'S CUTE

Trails of Cold steel, Guilty Gear Xrd

Airing anime

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower from the Bloodborne OST

Water

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

Yeah shit was weird.

Disgusting
Almost as bad as the cucumber flavour they sold down in the store.

Good to see so many other Fire Emblem bros here.
Amelia of Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
She's cute and deadly. I want to spar with her.
What are you:
Fuck all, since my PC has died a soldier's death. Hopefully the new parts arrive soon.
I mean to start watching Mirai Nikki once my PC is returned to working order.
God Forbid as well as some of Slipknot's less popular stuff. Some of it must be good, right? R-Right?
Water and chilled Coke. The heat in England lately is ridiculous.

The only extant good pics of Amelia are what I've posted. For some reason a lot of artists like to draw her with really short hair. This makes me sad.

No it's peanut butter and chocolate. Cucumber just sounds gross.

Prinz Eugen
Everything about her including her looks, voice, and personality. She made me feel things I've never felt before and gave me purpose in my life. Just looking at her gives me a tingly feeling in my heart. She is the one and only love of my life and I'm perfectly fine with that.
Pokemon Emerald
TIHYDP GTA Vice City
Pokemon Emerald OST
Water

In total I have over 1000 images of her.

Well I thought Pyrrha was okay. I honestly believe she uses Jaune as a crutch to be an actual character, and I wish she would stay dead in V4.

Neapolitan :^)
How about that new Weiss design in V4?


I'm sure Phil had enough of those TIHYDP,or not enough.

I think it looks nice, all though I am a little they sad removed the red and white colour scheme and replaced it with shades of blue and white, but the dress design reminds me a lot more of a princess than the original, which makes sense given the setting she's in.
Also did they make the skirt even shorter?

Captain Rachel Rutherford

She is the kind of officer who won't hide in the office but go out there with the men under her command and fight alongside with them.

Tyrian and Serious Sam: The First Encounter

Ross Scott's latest Game Dungeon episode.

The Real Thing - You to me are everything

carbonized mineral water

That song still plays in my head whenever something really bad happens.

Fuck, that sounds disgusting. And people bully me for liking mint chocolate chip.

Nothing weird with that.

My waifu is Kristen Stewart because I think she is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

what are you in, like middle school?

Mint chocolate chip is pretty good. post pictures of waifus eating desserts and other sweet treats

Phil can never have enough of these. He manages to fuck up in the most spectacular fashion for every game he plays. Also his phrases never get old.

I'm a grown man, sir.

I WANT TO GET ICE CREAM WITH TAKANE

then why do you still like dime a dozen coke whores?

I got one just for that!

Well it's true, but you think Pyrrha would stay dead in V4? Even if she's revived, I might feel salty.

I do find Yang's new design to be pretty simple, especially those patches. I liked the details of those patches.


I don't find it weird, this was my second favorite.
Cookies, and Cream for life.

A lot of people seem to hate it for some reason.

Mein neger.

I WANT TO SURPRISE JURI WITH CHOCOLATE

I can't imagine it for ice cream but there was a cucumber gatorade flavor that was surprisingly not bad.
I get this all the time too. Mint chocolate chip is good, dammit.


As far as I know anyways. There are only so many things I can check to see if she likes.

I mean it's okay. Nothing that special.

Also checking that 1488


Must be pretty cold huh?


That still sounds gross. That sounds even more gross than straight cucumber.

We'll, summertime is A/C season.

Here, does this count?


Sounds weird, I wondered if somebody actually makes cucumber cake?

Best waifu.

I would properly loose faith in RT if they decide to revive Pyrrha, even in a roundabout way.
I considers Pyrrhas death to basically be the start of the turning point in the series, where everything just begins to go to shit.
I anticipated that, because it means we can actually start seeing some more serious shit, but it can also create moments and tragedies that the characters have to overcome, which can lead to more character development. I swear to god if Jaune has moved to the 5 stage of loss in the beginning of volume 4 I will be fucking salty, that could be a great character arc
But if they just resurrect Pyrrha, then the show just says 'Hey it's okay, everything will be fine'
It would be bullshit all over again, why not just reunite all of RWBY again, why not just give Yang back her arm.
I am happy that Pyrrha is dead, because it creates new potential in characters that desperately need development.

Posting Blanc, the best nep as usual. Love her for a number of reasons, especially her personality and her smile as cliched as it sounds.

Being going back to Pokemon romhacks lately, decided to go full masochist and try out one of the hard Touhou hacks.
Might catch up on some of the recent stuff I missed (P5 news, EVO, etc.)
Nothing at the moment.
Good old water.


Got a pretty decent amount, with some other pictures unorganized.

Hi JuriBro, how was EVO?


I love TIHYDPs. They're always fun to see DSP failing at vidya.

One of my family members got assaulted pretty badly a few days ago. He's being sent out to a hospital in the city to get surgery done on his face.
Trudeau's still sucking muslim dick, so nothing new happening with him.

I've never tried that flavor but it sounds pretty good.

Really? I can't imagine cucumber gatorade being anything but vomit-inducing.

Why didn't he have a CC license and pop the motherfu…

Oh… Sucks not living in the land of the free huh?


That's a pretty lewd picture.

(Checked)
Peaked in Zathura more than a decade ago. It's time to move on.

I feel your pain Reisenbro but don't worry eventually were going to take part in a great war a race war to be exact.

Well looks like I'm going for orientation today, wish me luck.


Y'know I'm starting to wish Rachel could get more fanart.
Thinking about it, I need to find that game.


We might hope, we got an entire two months to prepare.
Seeing her return in Chibi was okay for me.


Your waifu a cute.


I'm certain her sister enjoys it more. or she enjoys strawberry more

That's just how she gets when she's in despair.

Sorry to hear that one of your family members got assaulted.
1. How did Trudeau actually got to be PM again? 2. How and why did Canada became a leftist shithole?

Hope you got a raifu. Can't be fighting no race wars without a raifu.


Crippling fetish for despair.

That's a good joke. Angela is better.

Angela's just a big titty girl with mommy issues. Atleast Lise tries to save and help her people.

It was great, I didn't do well in the tournament but I met a bunch of really cool people. Overall, 10/10 would go again.

And I forgot to turn spoilers off

Canada is what happens when you vote for a PM based on appearances and charisma, but can't lead a country for shit
It's the current year, after all. If you kill your enemies, your enemies win.

Danke.

If you deport your enemies, they win.

If you put out the fire, the fire wins.

He got in because of three reasons
1. He is the son of Pierre Trudeau who was a popular but terrible prime minister. The fact people think he was anything but a childish, literally cucked good goyim disgusts me.
2. Canada's previous prime minister (Steven Harper) was a Israeli cock sucking cuckservative who ruined Canada's economy by putting all his eggs in the oil industry in Alberta guess what happened to the oil industry
3. Justin pandered to minorities, feminists and pot smoking retards openly and promised "middle class Canadian families" would be better off.

Hopefully he'll recover smoothly at least. Almost surprised Trudeau hadn't burned down Canada entirely yet.

He sold off your goy's gold reserves. Think about that.


No he's just letting the forest fire do that.

I already knew Trudeau did that, I don't really care though I mean not even the Canadians themselves care about the state of Canada so fuck em.

wasn't it Harper who sold it off?

Nope, it was Turdeau.

Is trudeau the todd howard of presidents?

Oh why even bother

Would post how many pics I have, but not at home to check my Jack-O folder at the moment.


It's a lot of fun, but it seems like I'll need some time to get used to KOF's gameplay and execution again (doesn't help that my mains aren't in the demo, but the characters in it are fun to play). The demo even gives you a free PS4 theme.


Got more at home, but I have at least these on my phone. Will post more later.

When all seems lost, remember your waifu loves you for who you are.

Toriyama plz go. Everyone knows the real perfection in human form is Cloud

Why did you post the same character twice?

Been playing R&C: Up Your Arsenal doing the collecting all the sewer crystals. In all honesty, despite getting a shit ton of bolts from these optional missions, (which are also tied to skill point) they were always somewhat a chore.

If I would rate them they would be with the treasure map item:
1. Greblin (GC: I think I found out what frigid Outskirts was based off of minus the blizzard)

2. Aquatos (UYA: Easy enough to kill the enemies with just the Qwack-O-matic, pain in the ass to navigate without the use of the treasure map)

3. Tharm (itN: Not as difficult to navigate as Aquatos, but some of the enemies are a pain to kill, plus the Gargathron are hard to kill on NG+ without maxing out your weapons)

4. Tabora (GC: Just the size of the area is the issue)

5. Sargasso (ToD: nothing should really be an issue)

Remember to get armed to the teeth with your favorite raifu, train, get /fit/, and prepare to fight in RaHoWa. Defend your waifu with your laifu.

Bison has a nice smile.

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man, everyone said stokes' theorem & the divergence theorem were hard but they're actually really simple, and surface/line integrals are just a jacobian time the rest of the stuff.

got my last test back, 91.

actually it was both, harper increased the speed of selling it off and trudeau said fuck it why wait, only point of the reserve was sticking to gold standard that we're no longer on. and a country is not a house, debt doesn't mean shit because its all in relation to other countries. if we got ourselves out of debt our currency would be so fucking strong nobody would buy anything from us.

BRING BACK THE GOLD STANDARD

unworthy

Hey the true Weissbro joined the party.
Just came back from job training, it went out pretty good.

Nerd. :^)

oh cool, you got it? congrats!


but its cool! curl is a lot more useful than it seems at first, just like divergence. multidimensional work is a breeze with stokes' theorem, since you can close any super complicated system, apply stokes', and then subtract the line integral connecting the begining and ending points if they weren't already.

Are you asking for a bullying?

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Yeah a nerd trade, for nerds.

What isn't a nerd trade that pays well then, Underwater welding? Besides, who gives a shit when you get to make stuff.

Is your waifu dead, Holla Forums?

Mine is.

Currently disarmed, but not out. I hope your Waifu gets a reboot.


I might get another tomorrow. How's studying doing?

No but there's never going to be a second season to her animoo which makes me sad.

WEW
E
W

Go home normalfag

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I'm just taking the piss mate. I know calc is very useful, especially for my Biostatistics.

nice b8

ooh, are you a biostats major? I considered that, shits pretty darn cool, but I wanted the more serious engineering background so I'm going mechanical or biomedical.

Nah, I'm a biologist currently working in two labs as a tech while I gear up for my masters. I'm thinking of doing virology though.

And on top of all

HAVING SHIT TASTE

Why would you ever do that? It's like buying American flags made in China. It's like buying burritos made in Canada. It's like buying toilets made in India. You just don't want to do it.

Pretty well, the class has been getting easier as it goes, so I'm not too worried about the final and next test which are next thursday and tuesday respectively. I'll certainly study but I don't think I need to stress out about it, and math has always been intuitive for me.


Virology is awesome, I took a GE class in infectious diseases and genetics that really opened my eyes to biology. There's a lab in my hometown that's doing a lot of endocrinology that I hope to get a position at after transferring back to that college.

You're not in commiefornia by any chance, are you?

As much as I want it, I'm not sure if I want Capcom to do it at this point. My ideal scenario would be if they remade DC1 REmake style and fixed any flaws that kept the original from being great. Looking at RE7, they'd probably go in that sort of direction instead, copying whatever's popular instead of just doing what fans want.

I know they're certainly capable of it (they remastered REmake and 0), but they're not gonna.

Because I used to hate weebs with a fiery passion but I thought it would be okay to watch RWBY and here I am now posting on an imageboard and using all my down speed to torrent anime.

M8.

Yeah I fell in love with the field after a few classes with a prominent evolutionary biologist who specialized in infectious diseases.

It was super fun too, he would basically spend hours breaking down why the media, WHO, and CDC either were pandering for more funding, or had no idea what is going on.


Far from it weissfag

i'm a cliche


the CDC is so fucking worthless, remember how they handled that guy in texas with ebola? They had no protocols and fucked that poor nurse over. Also, its better that you aren't here, this state is cancerous.

Well, I'll be busy reading some mangas, and watch some Street Fighter 5 matches with those new characters.

Take it from me bud, there are worse things Capcom can do to your waifu than ignore her. Just look at SFV

Why? You can't even own funs.

Easiest answer might be "Technically yes." Only appears in the first game and doesn't really make it very far in the Story Mode, same for the anime.

It's really hot down where I'm at (deep southern Burgerstan), and Chi-san's been strutting around the house in less and less clothes because the AC can't keep up (got down to just a tank top and his undies yesterday. Makes it difficult to focus on anything else.) How does your waifu or husbando beat the heat, Holla Forums?

Yup, they also don't understand the fundamentals of viral evolution and proper vector control. Which is why they flipped their shit over Zika and want to make a vaccine.

Well that and milk the government for more cash

ha wew

It still fucking baffles me that Cap covers up things like Mika's ass-slap and Juri's cleavage, but are still releasing equally as raunchy, if not more so, costumes for the female characters.

Are you trying to appease these puritans or not?

the new laws Brown signed are so fucking retarded don't even get me started.

I'm leaving this state once I get my bachelors. Kinda wanna go to slavland and get my masters from one of their good old schools, like Belgrade.


milking the government is all agencies do anymore.

my first anime was Kill la Kill, RWBY doesn't count.

My first was Hokuto no Ken

Hey, I'd at least like to see what that'd be like
That being said I would love to see a REmake crisis
I wonder if they'd make any drastic changes
There's one specific animal in there that was fragmentary at the time but now looks nothing like it's depicted
I'd be curious to see if they'd change it

"Yes."

THE FREE MARKET WINS AGAIN FAG

Yeah well that's why I love living in a freedom loving state.

I don't think Capcom even knows who Capcom's target audience is anymore.

And you're absolutely right, it's baffling. But I'm not too worried I own SFV on PC

Forgotten I got this earlier…

Both my parents taught economics for years at the college in my hometown
they were pretty much the only Austrian school economists there
Modern economics is cancerous as fuck, its all shitty development economists who think that the reason Africa is shitty is because we don't give them enough infrastructure.

I really want a RWBY fightan game, (which I may have said every time RWBY vidya comes up), it just makes so much sense with the way fighting is portrayed in the show.

If only the academia was actually logic and evidence based. If it was, then everyone would realize it's not the lack of gibsmedats, it's the lack of IQ.

I'd play that game.

Funnily enough I was kind of the same. Went through a phase years back in which I hated anything "remotely moe or cartoony", despite still watching anime (though it was probably something on the weekly Toonami at the time, like Gundam or Inuyasha). Don't know what exactly changed to make me change my mind, maybe I realized how dumb it was to judge everything by how childish it looked.


It almost seems like they're neutering things gradually. Censor R. Mika, then let Laura get away with underboob. Spend a patch nerfing the subtle nipples on Cammy's skintight bodysuit and not on actual gameplay. Counterproductive yes, but who knows what goes through their heads when they say that want the game to be "family friendly." Wouldn't surprise me if they "all of a sudden" find something else in need of censorship next patch.

academia is all virtue signaling though, because if you don't virtue signal then you don't get your funding the government because you're wrongthinking and you don't get publications because your colleagues will hate you.
"Oh, look how good I am, I'm trying to help those poor dear africans. Don't you think you should be doing something as noble as I am too?"

Well that is the problem with the modern social sciences, they cannot separate feels from reals, and think that biology/evolution stops at the neck

We all know that S-tier would be reserved for Jaune.


My problem with the "PT but with dinos" scenario is that it would most likely take away any defensive capability from the player and not really stand out from any other game like it, other than the dino aspect. Also it would overpower the dinos even more, and they were to be avoided most of the time to begin with. Also I would never see Regina's butters during gameplay.

BIG ANIME TIDDIES

Yeah, these people need to be thrown out of helicopters.

I had a phase too…
It was terrible, I had a horrible obsession with one anime.


Well, I'm not into economics, but I can see why it's bad.

ID change due to being back home
Turns out I have about 946 pics of Jack-O. Almost to 1000!


Hard to say at this point. Hoping the next installment puts some mind at ease


Not gonna lie I'd be interested in trying it out.

I'm late I just got back from a new job finally got something I'm comfortable with, been a hectic day but Rachel always seems to get me through.

Rache Alucard
There is no finer Princess. She is everything I want in a woman from her old world class to her sadism.

Total War Attila
The RNC
Buckethead
Vodka

Whats your new job?

Anons, I do not have a waifu. How does one go about getting one? Do I even need one? Maybe I just need to learn how to sleep at will, then every time I feel lonely I can just induce sleeping and sleep through the emotional dissatisfaction.

I work in a nice cozy little armored truck wasn't my first choice when I applied but I took the position it's not bad, while I don't have the role of driving it personally all I have to do is help with guarding the van's contents to and from clients business/house. Usually just transporting stuff for businesses or banks but sometimes richfags will hire the company to help transport their favorite ceramic doll or some shit. Training didn't take long they pretty much taught me everything I needed to know in a week, I'm not some private contractor or something serious but it pays much better than minwage shit.


It happens by chance, it's not something that can be forced sometimes people may mistake a crush for a waifu but a waifu has a much stronger effect on you than a crush would.
No it really depends on what you want for yourself some people no longer desire 3DPD either from bad relationships or other reasons. But like I said it can't be forced this isn't the same as your favorite grille of the season or something.

About 530 in her newest folder and 200 in my unsorted DOA folder.
Not nearly enough for what she deserves.


In all seriousness, shes a qt, shame she always that the exact same expression in every picture a mix between neutral, bored as fuck and baked.


Luckily no, she's in DOAX3 which guarantees she'll get more costumes for months to come.


you dont look for a waifu, she finds you and no, and you dont "need" one but once you find her you'll never want to let her go.

Pic Related

I can't really put into words, I just do

The new MH, recently finished ZTD.

Nothing

Random vidya OSTs

Mostly water

I know that feel.
If they make the full roster from V1-3, I would play Mercury, Junior, and of course Yang.


After the disappointment of Grimm Eclipse, I hope for this Arc system game would fix that.


I respect that waifu for the tastes.
Those Ragna insults.


Truely a majestic husbando

Thanks user, you waifu is pretty cool

Sounds comfy.


I hope they have a rich roster, there's tons of characters that I'm sure would be fun to play. I think something kinda like the jojo fighters would be perfect.

Cheers, I could've wished I get back in Pokemon. Only because of the huge roster, I would take a Raichu.


If it goes the All Star Battle route, I'd love to see how others translate. From trailers, episodes, and manga.

Do you just love Charizard or Charmander and Charmeleon too?

Also, ZTD sucked balls storywise, who in their right minds thought Complex Motives and Mind Hacks were a good justification for the game.
Puzzles were okay though.

Sounds good. Hope the new job continues to go well for you!


If they do make it, I'm sure ASW will make it a fun and great fighting game.

Raichu is cute, for what it is worth, it was used in Murican National and did fairly well


Charmander and Charmeleon are pretty cool, I do like a lot.
ZTD was doing fine until [COMPLEX MOTIVES] appeared. The models were funy. The game as a whole was okay but vastly inferior to the first 2 games.
Carlos did Nothing wrong
Fuck DELTA
Zero the Third is best Zero

Yes, but that doesn't stop her from being the main antagonist in every DR game and anime so far. Except maybe DR3's Future Arc.

Sort of. We won't know for sure what happened to her and a bunch of other characters for a while


I'd be more surprised if she isn't somehow the villain of the anime

Junko did nothing wrong

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Well, she briefly appears in the OP so it wouldn't surprise me if she was the antagonist in Future Arc too.

Her only crime was being too cute.

congrats on the job bud, hope it all goes well for you. Sounds like and interesting one.

I just jerked off to all your waifus. Every single one.

Well I'm going to go to sleep now. Remember, Takane is best top idol.

I WANT TO KISS TAKANE
I LOVE YOU TAKANE

quick, someone get the shit taste emergency kit

I honestly think I may have fallen in love with Saya.
Saya no Uta was a very well written game with Saya herself being, of course, my favourite character.
Whenever I think of her I think of someone who would love me unconditionally just for loving her back. I think it has something to do with the intense abandonment and trust issues I have due to a troubled childhood.
And before you ask for the evidence of my devotion I will say it now. I physically cannot fap to her unless I am doing a playthrough of the game, it feels physically repulsive and wrong,
I've never actually felt this way before about anything to be honest.

>mfw Last pic related
When will this drama shit will stop and Holla Forums becomes somewhat good again?

My waifu is fine; But, her games she is in are 1. getting horrible "Localization" that rivals in NISA levels of censorship i.e. Fates; 2….
GETTING FUCKING MOBLIESHIT IN THE FUTURE!!!

I wish they would've made it a visual novel like the first two games. The models looked terrible, ruined all the tension and atmosphere and made the game look like a cheap Telltale moviegame knockoff.
But yeah, it was a decent game. Just not as good as 999 and VLR.

Goodnight m8.

It's over already? Oh well…

Four Armed, Beach Body Ready Shokan, Sheeva
Strong, tall, fit, four armed lady. Hard to find a problem with her. And also pretty smart and capable.

What are you:

Gauntlet Dark Legacy for Xbox
Wakfu
Anarchy Reigns OST
Passion Fruit Juice

I wouldn't mind the cinematics if their fucking lips were synced with the dialogue. It's so distracting.


We've still got a hundred more posts before we sink

they can't make people use /newsplus/, people can still go to /n/. does kinda suck about the headlines being from newsplus though now.


goodnight takanebro, don't let the frankfurt school bite


She's alive, and probably will stay that way due to plot armour. but they might canon ship her with someone and it scares me

I feel you there. I've been avoiding the anime out of fear this will happen

For now, I await the next day for this job.
and gather enough resources to get myself a Yang Plush
>tfw your waifu's merch is sold out


Well we know how it ends out. Much like Pyrrha's case.

I wish I didn't have to be so scared of her own damn source material. I should be happy to see her more but its always outweighed by anxiety. She makes me a better person, but is also the source of just about all of the worry and fear in life, which is an interesting dichotomy.


Yeah, but that had been hinted out from the start and was the tone-shifting moment of the series. I doubt they'll do it again with one of the main cast.

I hate that they took the "Cinematic Expirience" route. In all honestly, sprites/models with defined poses worked so much better. I liked what they did for 999, using drawing for the important moments.

It eats at you, for sure. Unfortunately I don't see any other option than to wait see where things go

That was probably one of the most annoying things about ZTD.

I agree, 999's CGs were great.

It sucks since it makes me not want to play it. Every ZE game has had things that aggravated or annoyed me but this one straight up kills my will to play

So, hypothetically speaking, you come back home from a stressful day of work/ school and your waifu is waiting and shows you pic related, how would you react? how would she react?


in the games defense, at least with Q-Team the camera angles make sense because Delta is always out of frame and did you notice that they never refer Sean as Q .
Also, am I the only one that cried of laughter when we see Carlos SHIFTing from an alternate timeline and it looks like he is going super saiyan?

murder-suicide

Both of us would be thrilled, but she would probably more excited than I could possibly be.

Sweep her off her feet while kissing her, and make whatever her favourite food is for dinner. Maybe an apple pie afterwards or the next day.

Eh, you're not missing much. The plot twists were retarded and the puzzles were decent at best.

Oh hey Juribro how did you like Evo?


She'd might be very upset, she doesn't seem to like children she'll have to make an expection for my daughteru. I mean right now currently in my life I'd definitely not want to have kids so were both on the same page as of now.
tfw she can't canon wise get pregnant, being undead has some advantages and disadvantages.

C team route was getting pretty intense when they start SHIFTing, that is until Zero fucks them. It was good to see the cold Akane from the previous games instead of the overly emotional one from this game
I would very surprised, boys don't make babies

Who wouldn't take responsibility?

seriously though she would be stoked

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if a girl was killing all the competition just to be noticed by me i'd be everything she ever wanted

Source please.

10 hours in photoshop>0

Dead?

This week, my husbando is Fizz

A B S O L U T E L Y
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fucking mark could've appended the fucking captcha to the fucking post form itself already, fuck.
or is there an addon for that?

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I'd ask her how she got those human hands
And a vibri daughterfu could be alright unless it's a 2D/3D mix abomination

a very short amount of time in GIMP

I'm masturbating to all your waifus. They are my possessions now.

It'd be bittersweet for the both of us. She'd have to give up being an idol, and I'd have to give up muh shekels.

I would be extremely happy, and make sure the child grows up properly.

you memer, you

She might hug me really tight, and I nervously take responsibility. I might discourage her to get alcohol. Her sister would be really curious, making her not knowing how it works.

It would probably be a huge shock for the both of us for sure. Even so, I think we'd both be ecstatic about it, and make sure we had everything was ready for our child. I would do my damnedest to be a good father figure to my child, and she would be a great mother to our child as well.

That's a long ways into the future though, as we're not ready to be parents just yet.

Pretty well because I want kids
The Tharja things works even better for me since the default name for the Fire Emblem MC has my name

Fucking hell I need to sleep

While that's the case, I would be screaming internally, due to the fact that I have to be the father. Thank goodness I don't waifu Blake, otherwise she would runaway leaving the kid to me.

am i doing it right

Funny enough, I already had one of these.

But to answer the question, we'd both be more than a little shocked, seeing as we are actively trying to not have children right now. with that said, it's not that I don't want to, it's just neither of us are ready for that kind of responsibility. Though i'd work towards being the best father I could be if it were to happen.

What? Fizz is squishy and sexy and pure

We'd both get a good laugh out it, and then I'd ask where he got such an impressive fake. It's not like Chi-san can possibly conceive considering his gender.

We have considered adoption before, but we both agreed that we're pretty happy with things how they are for now. That may be something for later down the line.

More fanart? This implies there is fanart to begin with.
But there is nothing except the boxart for the mission pack and the short introduction comic for it.

I am going to upload the incubation.exe from gog in the share-thread's volafile, so you can check it out. It's in English so there should be no lingual problem.

uploaded the file, have fun

ask me here, or on mai's comfy thread if you have any questions

imgur.com/a/mTboN

Artist is Animeflux

enjoy

I love/hate having dreams of being with my waifu. I love that I spend time with her there, and it's interesting to note that her image songs have a lot of lyrics referencing meeting in her dreams. But I hate it when I wake up to see her not next to me, not being able to hug her accidentally waking her up.

I wish I ever had dreams of my waifu. Usually I have trouble going to sleep in the first place, and then I black out and don't remember anything.

It's great while you're with her. Then you get sad when you wake up.

/n/ is a complete shit board overrun by spam and a BO that endorses said spam
The board has a right to exist, but not on the front page of 8ch. Though, I haven't looked into what Codemonkey is doing and a cursory glance of the front page looks like nothing has changed on the shit and spam front so what's the fucking point?

Can confirm. It sucks waking up and she isn't there, but at least it gives you something to look forward to the following night.

Let me solve that.

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I still wish it happened more often.

So, Juri's gonna be out in SFV next Tuesday. I can't wait to not have to start up CE every time I start up SFV.

I LOVE YOU, JURI

Same here. I'd love to see her in my dreams every night.

Agreed. Would be nice to have a good dream of Jack-O more often than just small moments of seeing her in my usual odd vivid dreams.


NICE!
Glad to hear she'll be officially out soon! May you two kickass and take names all the way to the top of the leaderboards!

It must be soul crushing having a ream of your waifu just to wake up and realize she's not there.
Personally, I never had a dream of my waifu but once I had a dream of Quiet, which is specially weird considering I thought she was a worthless addition to MGSV.

Oh yes, I can't wait to get to jump on ranked with her. I mean battle lounges have been fun and all but I'd probably be almost Gold by now if I could use her in ranked over the past month.

Also, her story costume is fucking amazing

Man, I wish I could dream this…

Same Yangbro, but I didn't notice my ID change

I wish it'd happen all the time.

A good way to trigger her showing up is just spending a huge portion of your day, everyday, just being with her.

I know the feeling

I want to dream about taking Weiss nice, romantic places

I have to ask, what's with the "Yes" pillow?

nip artists like to draw yes and no pillows I think, but I don't know why.

I want to dream about walking down the shoreline at night, embracing while looking at the full moon and listening to the sounds of the ocean.

I wish I could lucid dream at will. There are so many things I'd like to do with her and not all of them are lewd.

But are all of them involving you getting despair?

Not all, only most of them.

Call me lewd but I want to dream of petting her head

You're a strange motherfucker, you know that?


Not as lewd as cuddling with her in bed, kissing her neck, telling her how much you love her. Now that's some lewd depraved shit.

The lewdest ever gone was holding hands.

>le ID change

I've been told that before, yes.

>holding hands
user please, this is a Christian imageboard.

Do you prefer red hair Junko or blonde hair Junko?

Agreed. Definitely her best alt costume out of the bunch. Looking forward to kicking so much ass with her once she's out provided I'm not already kicking said asses in GG


I want to dream of us together, either at a fun and exciting place having the time of our lives, or a beautiful and scenic place and enjoying the view. Doesn't matter where, as long as we're enjoying each others company, and she has a big smile on her face and full of joy, it would be a wonderful dream.

I don't know, I love both equally.
By the way, the red-haired girl in that picture is Dahlia Hawthorne from Ace Attorney, not Junko.

I want to go running with Emi.

But not right after weights, that just ain't good for you

Yeah couldn't tell from the picture.


Really? I used to do it all the time. Run a mile, then do muh weights, then run another mile.

I would faint because I'm not mentally ready for a child, But Tharja would be happy that she will have children to have even though she would do hexes and curses on the children.


At least our waifus are real within our hearts.

She's real in my mind goy. Seriously though, I'm pretty sure she's real in an alternate universe and is with me in our dreams. Just need to wait for Trump to sign an executive order to open a rift into the alternative waifu universe and make waifus real.

why would she curse your children? can't she find other people to practice on?

Well I'd do the cooldown and the warmup but otherwise the advice I keep getting is to let your body relax so it can rebuild itself. Can't recall a single person who's recommended to me any level of cardio after weights. Why, how did it work out for you?

Emi is the only one who could make me actually enjoy running and get /fit/

Fuck waiting for executive orders we should try find a way to do this now.

Well I run first to get my heartbeat going right, and I'm running it to the point that I'm running under 9 minutes. Then I do weights. Then I run to cool down, to get the lactic acid out. Doubt that's how it works, but I really enjoy it. Except for leg day, I don't do that for leg day. My legs get to the point that they're going to fucking cramp up and die. But for anything else, back, arms, chest, I do that.

I can do the relaxing after I'm done with the workout.

DoA5 is what got me to appreciate vidya women with goddess forms. There is no DoA woman I would refuse to impregnate. Every other woman in vidya that is 3D, not pixel, have a part of them that straight up a man. I can't fap to that.

My nigga. She was a really well rounded, fleshed out character who never missed a beat. Someone like that is just great company no matter what you're doing, because they just want you both to enjoy the moment.

Speaking of, what do you wanna do today?

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If you played Awakening Tharja'a child from the future, Noire, was fucked in the head by Tharja's experiments (Though it's only when Tharja marries anyone but the avatar. If she married the Avatar, Tharja would only do her experiments on Noire and not to Morgan for some weird reason.). So Tharja would also do her experiments on our children.

I haven't played any FE games, sorry. Did it make her into a vegetable or was Noire just strange

Intelligent Systems couldn't be bothered writing entirely different supports for Morgan to have with her Mother so they all follow the same path.
fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Female_Morgan/Supports It's all nearly the same shit

Kinda lazy they pulled this shit

Some odd way to train your kids. Thinking Dark Souls, I think about that dark spell "Climax"

ID change again

Tharja made Noire have split personality disorder with her experiments. One of the two personalities of Noire is a full-on coward to a blood thirty psychopath. Link related fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Noire

yeah i killed her several times for her horse.

its a complicated relationship.

Yeah, why use hexes and curses when you can brainwash them into killing machines who love you to death?

I'm fatigued, hope this doesn't go to page 16 while I'm gone…

Now I start drawfagging.

did you draw that? its cute!

We just hit the bump limit. It's all downhill from here.

No, I didn't draw that. If you really want to know how I draw, here's my drawing.

Of course the most obvious is a lack of /loomis/

he looks pretty operator

Right now, I was thinking of drawing Yang. I did tried to draw more women, now that everyone knows I can draw. Right now I'm now ready to participate in a drawthread, right now I post fanart of my waifu.

draw Yang operating

Dreaming often is a mixed bag, some are good and some are bad. Usually my interaction with Rachel is minimal in dreams though I do often dream of more intimate moments. This year in general however I've been having more nightmares about IRL events that might happen in the future. Constant stresses in my life constantly effect my dreams it makes it hard to dream of her.

>tfw I want to go to a convention to get myself a waifu plush

The only dream that I wasn't a big fan of is when we were cuddling and I was the little spoon. I eventually became the big spoon after I told her that I didn't really like it. She liked being both though.

Do you have the original image for that?

further proof that its impossible to cuddle with your waifu wrong, aside from not doing it

Waifu cuddles are great there is no wrong way of doing it at all. Even being forced to cuddle is doing it right. But she'll never get a no from me.

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I'm sure Yang likes to cuddle. She'll be likely to spoon me.

Are you short user?

How could anyone turn down a request to cuddle from your waifu? She would never need to ask. I'd always be ready to cuddle with Jack-O

Just felt really weird getting cuddled by her. Her chest on my back felt nice, but I just can't really put my finger on why I didn't like it. Maybe because I felt like a small guy.


4u

Do tall waifus sadistically and lovingly take advantage of their manlet husbandos?

I might be taller than her sister, but surely she's technically taller than me.

5ft 8in, is taller?

I'm 5 foot 9 but she's 4 foot 11

tfw you know you have a perfect image but you can't find it because you forget what you named it

wikihow.com/Date-a-Girl-That-Is-Taller-Than-You

I'd still let her be big spoon if she wanted, even if I had to scooch down a bit and let my feet dangle off the edge of the bed

of courshe

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>I'm 5'8
>Yang is 5'7
Just barely.

(checked)
thanks

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A bearable height difference but doesnt change the fact that im a manlet.

But the perspective will be altered and you'll look taller when you're walking arm in arm with her

I swear Weiss a smol

Trump's speech was pretty good, and somewhat fashy.

Can't wait for Trump to start the Waifu Instrumentality Project.

Weiss is smol and cute!

I thought the joke was that Ruby tied her sleeve in a not to fuck with her, then I actually looked it up. Whenever my favorite character gets a permanent wound (which is almost always a severed arm) I feel like it's a great time to say "fuck you, I'm done."

You're welcome.
I do wish for some happy One armed Yang art, I seen too much suffering.

We're both 5'9
She'll still be the one who bullies me

Happy enough?
I know I'm not the best artist in the world, but still, the look on her face just screamed that it needed to be done.

what was the speech about?

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Him accepting the nomination and his goals to save America.

i hope his vp doesnt fuck things up

I hope so too. I don't like Pence. All he needs to do is shut up and be boring.

Glad to see the thread still has some time left in it, but in the event it's gone by the time I get back or whenever I get a chance to post on my phone;

POST THE MOST IMPORTANT PROMISE YOU'VE MADE TO HER!
Music need not apply

youtube.com/watch?v=HdxQJVRKPx0
TO GIVE JACK-O THE LIFE SHE DESERVES, I WILL BECOME THE MAN SHE DESERVES!

ALWAYS AND FOREVER!

I've made my promise to keep it, is to make her strong. and to help her sister aswell.

F O R E V E R
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To become /fit/ and the most alpha ubermensch male a beautiful princess like her deserves.

My waifu looks cute in a MAGA hat.

To become someone who makes her happy, to be able to provide for her, to take care of myself, and most of all to become someone who would have a place in her life, as a friend and as a lover.

I want to become a man worthy of her love, and become strong enough to protect and fight alongside her.

Just keep helping Trump you dumb shitskins.

I completely forgot to answer the question.

I've made the promise to always better myself in any way I can. Never becoming complacent and saying "that's good enough" but to always improve and move forward in everything I do in the hopes that one day, not only could I be the man she'd want but I'd be the man I know she deserves.

Daily reminder

Very true

Tru

But just for the record, Takane is best waifu in the world.

Cant argue with that.

I want her to know a relationship that isn't rooted in indentured servitude.
I want to be able to provide her a life that's comfortable and secure.
I also want to be in good enough shape to keep up with her.
Finally I want to get her a pet. Something soft and fluffy that doesn't scare easily. Probably an older cat.

Alright, right now I'll serve some people in retail. See you bros next week. Be sure to love your waifu.

Can and will do. Always will.

Remember to love your waifu tenderly and lovingly.

See you next week!

always and forever.

enjoy having a job and money!

We'll love waifus until next week.


same, keep on studying.

No, love your waifus until the end of time.

Right, My spaghetti is still spilling as always. ;_;

You'll have a week off from the bullying at least

PREPARED TO BE BULLIED NERD

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Remember to eat lots of your waifu's favorite food! Unless you're fat, then cut that shit down and run a bit.

I don't know what her favorite food is