Heh

Doot4 is a nice touch.
Also if you attack the cash register it will spew up loads of cash

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I recognize those thumbnails.
No, just no.

Oh, hi Mr.Shitface!

You pirates are destroying the industry. Creators should be paid for their hard work.

No

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im a total casualfag and never found the jornalist tombstone. where the fuck is it?

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Does this mean the women performing in these films make a lot less money than usual? I heard that female porn stars make like three times as much money as male porn stars.

That was in the Postal 2's DLC; Paradise Lost

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It's been a whole month.

I'd play that.

Fuck you, that actually made me chuckle a little.

LOL

Play on any CSGO Euro server, full of slav micspam.

You still have at least one year before it is even final and after that the UK still needs to uncuck itself

did this go through?

Maybe this belongs here

No, of course not. Equal pay means "more pay for women", don't you know?

Okay, that was pretty funny.

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Let's go. Mithra pls.

ZERO COMPLAINTS.

letsa go

What the fuck is Ibuki doing on there?

Rollong

I don't want to be the weaboo but to be fair western porn is pretty shitty.

It's not even because of the 3DPD garbage, it's mostly the fact that 90% of it features niggers; and, Holla Forums maymays aside, black people is a real boner killer for me.

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I love all /monster/s equally.

I want the fairy

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my dick just shrank like a sad party balloon.

Let's roll.

Better than the usual Holla Forums thread

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Works for me. Rolling.

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oh shit, hivemind

You doing it wrong, friend.

Are you kidding me? Worker ants can't breed, no kids for me.

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Could I just, you know, give her a jar or something for the honey?

You're not supposed to breed with them. Yoi have to use them to get yourself a concubine

I'm sure you'll figure something out.

My personal favorite is Las Tortugas Pinjas. Bad thing it's so hard to get with english subs.

And fucking argies and their weird spanish are some times too much for my little knowledge on the language.
xvideos.com/video450318/las_tortugas_mutantes_pinjas_-_porno_argentino#_tabComments

Just take it directly from the source you jew

Wait so are we fucking her urethra which is really big while the vagina is really small or does she have two urethras. I'm kind of confused.

i'll take a roll

Wait, what?

I'd rather pour it in my asshole and shit it back into my mouth than get near them

Oh, maybe she has like a micro fake vagina under her vagina to fool nerds.

That's probably it.

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Lets give it a shot.

For you I guess.

holy fuck yes.

Why did someone make a fake anime style vaginas catalog?

Does this stuff come with toys?

I love Postal 2.

I can't find the one Erin pic that went ART by with Pewdiepie looking at "The scream" of Munch.
Anyone have it?

nice
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Devilotte de Deathsatan
bio: devilotte was born with a special power. she was the rapiest than all her family members in the deathsatan loli academy. she served in the deathsatan rape squad raping generic hero #1 and in the final battel against generic hero #1 they were fighting and generic hero #1 taught her the meaning of lovesex and they made fuk but no rape. she's virgin which is why she has a hymen, pls stop PMing me asking why thats why. also c-cups are still loli fuck you Torotoro Resistance everyone knos your a fuckin cosplayer bait fagot.

likes:rape, being a loli, skimpy princess outfists, flashing her muff for everyone to see

dislikse:love sex, love, Setouchi Pharm from sadpanda fuck you Setouchi stop showing evryone my fuckin vn you peace of shit, formal attires, Torotoro Resistance (megga ass-faggot), flat chests, my dad, chess.

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Fucking monstergirls are the worst. Bee proper > cosplaying faggot

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lol

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M-muh spoiler.

As far as I know, it didn't.

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This is some Orwell 1984 shit. They literally brainwash you if you wrongthink in Europe? Jesus.

Why even bother.

It gets worse

archive.is/HmT1f

please use archive.is2016/7/13/12170590/facebook-hate-speech-germany-police-raid

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Literally the only kind of Ok places on Europe at the moment are fucking Switzerland, Iceland and all the micro-states nobody knows about.

Like Andorra or that one principality near Switzerland which name i had forgotten

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Roll, I guess.

Rollin'.

Can I get a description of their respective personalities?

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Rolling. Why not?

I am the bone of my doubles

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rollan

this is some insane shit, but I want to see the hordes of people who follow Ibbi-pipi's example and start identifying as female just to be free of this bullshit.

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Sure why not

Let's give it a shot

How fucking boring

The part about ridicule could easily end up making Ibbi Pippi's shit illegal

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oh fuck, re-rolling

just pull the plug

The new UK prime minister said they're not even gonna start the leave talks until 2017

Move in now move out,
Hands up now hands down,
Back up, Back up,
Tell me whatchu gonna do now?

Breathe in now breathe out,
Hands up now hands down,
Back up, Back up,
Tell me whatchu gonna do now?

Rolling for not shit waifu

anti-cancer

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Now this be some quality LOL material. Thanks for your contribution, user.

fuck

I choose space gypsy; Quarian

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Sure thing, user

Rollan

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this one too

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Guess I'm rerolling

Jesus Christ how many reroll squares can I hit

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What could probably go wrong ?

What could probably go wrong ? : Part Two

most of those are shit

rollan

let's put this all on one roll

fuck I missed the one I wanted

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Bees actually have vaginas, not every creature there size does. Female spiders, for example just have sperm receptacles. Female centipedes don't even have sex, they just lay eggs which the male fertilizes.

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What if professional porn disgusts me and I only jack it to homemade stuff filmed by themselves for themselves, only for the video to 'accidentally' end up on the internet when the girl fucks someone else?

The third comic is fucking retarded, it's so mind-numbingly retarded that I can't even put it into words.

it's essentially saying "Don't judge, people who have sex with 100 men aren't as different as people who have sex in a monogamous relationship for the purpose of procreation"

These are two conflicting behaviors.

It's not just fence sitting, it's fucking the fence you're sitting on.

I can never resist these things.

pls give me abomination

What the fuck is this bologna.

wew

Someone should probably fix the numbers on this.

It's funny because it's true.

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KEK

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Please use spoilers, it is easy to avoid the original images as they are small thumbnails.

FUCKING ROLLING

yh

08u

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ugvfbt

Don't think it will work out but lets see, roll

Ok i'll this, roll

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Why do i always get things with no vagina from this chart

FUCK YA GOT ME

ayy

Rolan

Rollan

Fuck that got me good

Why not eh

Luck was shit last time, come on

Rollaning

rollan

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I'm scared.

Oh shit I wasn't expecting that

these all suck

well shit. Whoever she is, I have to protect her now.

Can I get a cute one?

What did your organic android do?

My guess is the jews hate robowaifus and don't want them to exist.

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oh no

wouldn't the jews love robowaifus because white men will just buy a robot instead of propagating the white race?

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have fun with your evil priestess

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You would think so. But the majority of the pushback against the waifu age seems to be from leftists.

If guys had robowaifus the jews couldn't use feminism to try and control them because the women would no longer be necessary

Roll for necromancer then.

This was the goal of leftists from the start. Expect them to add an "anti-pedophilia" category in ten years.

My sides.

yes.

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ogre pls

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Even matangos?

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Fluff please

What the hell are Youkos and Inaris, you know you whippersnappers are spoiled, back in the day we had kitsune and catgirls and that was fine, all these new breeds, I bet it's the monsterfags, they say they like fukkin' spiders and crocodiles and all those non bipeds, but you go over there and it's just some vagina in a different place, or just some weeb pictures with more arms or shit, you can bet yer britches. Hell, /clang/ even does better, and they're like 90% transformers and chinese cgi shit now.

double roll lets go

get with the times, grampa
mamono diversity is the future

Does that vagina have teeth?

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This artist is really great.

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How else would it eat?

Kinda, the male's penis does actually come off after sex and he dies.

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rollan

checked lmao

I made shitty porn of her once.
I can't actually find it, so take this instead.

Was it this, or something else?

Please nothing disgusting

Tough luck.

I would webm if I could

it was shittier.

Ant arachnes aren't disgusting. They're just assholes.

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Whats the point of this shit other than show how salty the artist is over a specific group of people ?
Its like one of those passive-agressive comics.

This is still fucking updated?!

roooolllan

When you read high-level political texts (EU parliament international treaties, UN declarations, etc.) this is exactly what they mean when they write “equal” or “equality.” They mean “enforced equality of outcome” and “enforced equality of income.”
Just to give you one example of many: When the EU parliament (representing 28 countries) voted to enforce women’s quotas in the European Union (passing with a ⅔ majority), they justified it by using terms like “equality”, “equal opportunities”, “equal rights”, “equal participation”, “equal academic and professional rights for men and women”, “eliminate inequalities”, “elimination of the gender pay gap”, “shared responsibilities”, the fight against the “democracy deficit”, “equal treatment”, and a lot of other terms following feminist redefinitions you thought only existed in crazy feminist blogs.
This is a real-world example of what “equality” means.
This is how far feminism has infiltrated world politics.
“Equality” is feminist newspeak for “misandry.”
“Equal rights” is feminist newspeak for “less rights for men.”
If you are upholding principles like “men and women are equal,” you are part of the problem.

You can just feel how the maker of these thinks he's better than everybody else, when realistically he's probably worse than any of the people he's listed.

ROLLAN

Hit it.

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asd

Ah fuck it why not roll.

Of course I get one of the shittest ones.

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DEAD ON

whats that you want more?If you say so.

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Well what does being asexual fucking mean then is he retarded

"Asexual" is an excuse an SJW makes for not being able to get laid.
See: Fat asexual women, Movieblob

I think it means that you're not attracted to anybody. Physical is physical, and you can't really change that. The crushes thing is pretty stupid, when that in essence implies romantic interest, which is the opposite of asexual, but hey, maybe it's just somebody who has some phobia of genitals in general or something.

I don't know how these loons think, but some of that shit kind of follows.

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I feel an urge to always do these

Rawlin'

But that's the thing, if you feel a need to bone (or get boned by) someone, that's pretty damn sexual. If it was true asexuality, sex would offer no more pleasure than just like, scratching your feet when it itches a little bit and it'd ultimately be way more tiresome for its worth. And I really doubt it's focused on emotion, sociopaths feel the need to fuck too, it's a libido thing. I picture the kind of asexuality logic as myself given the option to fuck a guy, I just wouldn't even be able to get it up, even though physically, it's more or less the same motions in 2 out of 3 holes.

Point is, know thy enemy, and when the enemy is retardation, call them out on their bullshit.

Go again

ok

44 or 55 or 66, come on!

double rolling

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Being asexual doesn't mean you don't have a sex drive, it just means that you're disgusted by both sexes and don't want to fuck them.

You can get a boner from porn, but when it comes to actually being in a relationship with people, you do not want to enter it.

It's like a dude who watches gay porn, but when it actually comes to having a chance to screw a guy, it's not happening.

Voyerism/Pornography and actual attraction to people are separate for many people.

I've gotten off to some gross shit, but I wouldn't actually do the acts or endorse them outside of fictional fantasies. I understand that it's the same for asexuals.

When you get down to it, though, classification of sexuality is meaningless outside of two things:

1. Does this tendency impede your ability to actually procreate?

2. If it does, it is a mental illness, as the need to procreate is inherent in all human beings and if that is impeded by a chosen factor like homosexuality, it cannot be denied that you are mentally ill.

Asexuality can be caused by danger factors in an environment, such as predatory women and men who are after a partner to parasitize off of them through pleasure-based relationships or financial and asset related abuse, and homosexuality can be caused by lack of outlet for sex drive, or delusions and conditioning pushed onto you by such people. Trauma can change a person.

There are also studies that are looking into disease related factors like certain strains of toxoplasmosis such as "T. gondii" that change brain chemistry to create boldness and fearlessness (of cats) in rats to propagate a virus. As it is, it does so in rats to cats, to spread the illness.

T. gondii itself has been used by tin-foils to spread a "gay-disease" meme, however, there is no reason to assume that something that happens to rats, a subtle behavior altering illness, cannot happen to humans.

asexuality isn't real

Hey, I think it's stupid shit too, but I think it's more a misnomer than anything. I'd accept that there are people who aren't attracted to genitals, but can still get sexual pleasure from things they don't find sexy. I can close my eyes and jack off, and I'm not a hand-sexual. People jack off rubbing against weird shit all the time. I knew kids in school that admitted to fucking their beds. Sex feels good, masturbation feels good, and no amount of "asexuality" takes that away.

Yeah, but I don't think they're talking about what the word asexuality actually means. They're talking about what is essentially a genital phobia, but it doesn't sound as nice that way. If you attach "sexuality" to the end, you get LGBT support and protection, even though it's just a normal sexuality in a person who doesn't get off to humans.

People do it in prison all the time; way over the actual rate of homosexuality. People with no other outlet get desperate.

You call it retardation, but I think it's more a semi-common phobia (lots of people have repressed fear or shame of genitals) that's being treated as some special snowflake shit for no reason.

that's right, because it's not sexuality, it's a phobia. "Homosexuality", which is the attraction to men, is a fetish, and those that stick to it have a phobia of women.

"Sexuality" implies that it's a thing from birth. It is not.

It's either a sexphobia and/or a fetish. some people have more then one.

sure why not

Who's the target for those comics ? Tumblr I guess ? But I thought they were anti sex since they're too ugly to fuck. Joke's on me, there's no thing as a woman to ugly for sex

The eternal Bernd never rests.

They're not supposed to be good. She doesn't show off or anything; she's just a regular girl and some bitch pulled up her shirt.
that's what makes it so hot

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reroll fam

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alright then.
Roll again

Sage the thread you fucking tards. Bumping for roll shit is stupid as fuck.

Okay.

this. Asexuality is just something delusional teenagers and mid-20yr old autist who fool themselves into thinking because they weren't able to hold a decent conversation with the opposite sex in highschool.

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Also since no EU member can actually propose legislation, only the EU itself, then they can just push the exact same fucking thing every three weeks until it passes. Then they can pretend that it was fair play and that anyone speaking against it hates democracy.

Germany can't propose legislation either, m8.

We all know who is behind germany.

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Fun fact: the guy that makes these is also working in CN Steven Universe

Keep those wagons rollin'

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Oh Obama, what a scam you are.

Thanks to you anyone saying hope or promising to change things would be looked like the snake oil seller they are.

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I have no particular opinions about any of these groups of people except the "nerdouche", and my thoughts on this group is that I think they should chill out and stop being so elitist and insular.

If someone hasn't seen everything related to a topic that you have then introduce them to it, it's always better to have more people that like the same thing you do.

Let's roll together my man.

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how did I do?

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But the question is: do black people actually need help more than other people do?

Of course. Othewise they might stop being dependent on the government tit.

Uhh, which one?

I just wanted to be loved.

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Pretty hyped to see what I'm gonna jerk off to tonight

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Roll for tonights fap

Which board made this ?

ROLLING FOR FOURTH REICH AND A PURGE OF THIS KIND OF SHIT

rollan

Why the fuck am I not surprised?

Very nice. Kek answers.

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Where the fuck are you getting your porn?

Asian porn is the awful porn because they're always hairy as a forest and make these god-awful cringey ass noises constantly. It's also always fucking censored. Eurasian is beuno, though.

This makes me sick. How do these people live in that shithole?

I don't understand. What triggered the immense amounts of autism in this thread?

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