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Hey guys

I would say Mega Man 2, I have played it so many times I got really good at blowing through it on hard real quick.

I still need to beat MM2. I end up putting them down then forgetting about them forever, it sucks.

You should really cut that out. I've had to stop recently its driving me a bit mad.

0-5 don't join leddit
6-8 join leddit
9 join r/pcmasterrace
dubs join cuckchan
trips kill fullchan with no survivors

Well you can't BOTH be the best…

HA

Probably a rhythm game like Project Diva f2nd.
I play a ton of games but I don't think I've ever reached that top percentile of skill with anything.

Good luck. If stopping smoking is anything like stopping painkillers it's going to be rough.

You and the other guy need to do a race and see who the MM2 4am champion is.

I once nearly killed myself reading through the top posts of /r/GirlGamers and /r/TrollXChromosomes

I decided to be open minded and see what the popular opinion is.

Turns out the popular opinions is "slightly less retarded than Tumblr", but nevertheless a pain to read

You SHOULD already know this.

Ill gladly take him on! Just not today

You had a painkiller addiction?

Hows that whole thing with your anime going?

Eh you should try it some time. Know thy enemy and all that.

Quick Man -> Metal Man -> Bubble Man -> Heat Man -> Wood Man -> Air Man -> Crash Man -> Flash Man

The question was which game were we the best at. I think OP means the game we know and perform at the best, not top in the world.

I'd obviously win. Maybe.

It's been a long while since I've played, you might win.

Ease your families suffering and kill yourselves. Especially the K-On faggot.

Thats a bad idea

After the 7th killing innocent police officers is justified and Donald Trump is racist post you begin to develop depression

Why?

Hey anons. Haven't posted in here in a while. Everyone still here and suffering?

Street Fighter or Tekken I think.

Already in wily's dungeon m8

Soon

Yeah I had to just close it today when I read an entire thread of people justifying the killers. That was just disgusting.

Do it pansy.

I ALREADY KNOW. IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

Obviously not since Ritsu is OP.

Which is why I said you should've know this shit.

Because I wanted to see how fucked gaming has become. That was one of those days I truly began to hate the industry

Go onto /r/GirlGamers if you don't believe me.

That's the plan in a year.

My point is my order is considered nigh impossible by plebeians.

I've never noticed that before.

Every day.

How you been user?

Hot dogs right before a work-out is a rough path.
rizon: #4amtutor

You fags didn't answer me when I asked for 3D porn so I'll actually ask for a weebo one, do any of you know a site to download English subtitled weeb porn? I currently am looking a few of Umemaro's

Is Final Fantasy Explorers worth a pirate? I just want to Red Mage at things. What other games can I be best mage?

Why would I want to go to reddit? How do you not know that the industry is shit? I already know both are shit.

That bad?

Watching my shitty island slowly get taken over by Communists and traitor separatists.

Why so? I did them in a totally random order so

Nyaa maybe?

reddit.com/r/GirlGamers/top/?sort=top&t=all#page=1

JOIN ME IN HELL.

I didn't know a few years ago.

I seriously can't believe that fuckhole has 3 MILLION subscribers.

Not even my leftist friends can justify killing innocent people. You have to be mentally disturbed to think thats okay.

GirlGamers sounds terrible enough, but may I ask what /r/TrollXChromosomes is?
That sounds genuinely bad

I last played it a year ago or so, I would call myself a bit rusty, but still good

ah w-well I just dont feel to well and its getting late and I dont have the game on me, you know how it is right?

Which stage of Wilys Castle have you gotten too
Have you fought evil incarnate, the boombeam traps, yet?

Why do you do this to yourself? I thought Twitter was enough.

pussy

Jesus fucking Christ its like I'm browsing Facebook
why

Why is Arthur and King of the hill so comfy and why are they the closest the west can make to fun slice of life annie mays like what the japs do?

I don't think I'm good at any of the games I like.

I really need to get around to switching out my motherboard. I was going to but then I remembered I was supposed to take my imouto driving today, so that took a few hours. Then I got home and had to cook. After that shit I just didn't want to do anything. I did get with an escort after dinner, though. If I remember, I'll probably do it after work today.

They think they are part of some revolution or some other stupid shit. The kike handlers of the country keep trying to make it seem like its going to be right wing militias to try to pull that shit but their own pet monkeys are gonna be the ones to try first.

I got to some place with like water and spikes and shit. The third stage maybe? I died a couple of times then went to bed a few days ago and forgot to pick it back up. Might do so after the thread.

Evo was hype as fuck. I hope none of you missed it. Hungrybox made the most clutch Smash Melee win.

Still suffering with strong suicidal tendencies. Can't wait until I can transfer to an Iowa university and blow my brains out with a shotgun.

Because Metal Man is weak to Quick Boomerang, Bubble Man is weak to Metal Blade, Heat Man gets fucked by Lead Bubble, Wood Man's asshole gets torn by Atomic Fire, Air Man eats Leaf Shield's dick, Crash Man gets rectally ragnarok'd by Air Tornado, and Crash Bomb spanks Flash Man's tight ass.

I'm trying to remember the method to doing that boss with 1 life. I think you were supposed to break all the barriers, die, then go back. The walls would be gone.

TrollX is arguably worse then GirlGamers because at least they have discussions on vidya every once in a while

To give you the short answer TrollX is a place where a bunch of SJWs get together and post shitty reaction gifs to their first world problems that are oppressing them or some shit like that.

reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes Welcome to Hell.

The worst part? It's a dead serious sub with super strict moderation, hence why you don't see any negative comments. I'm permabanned from there and blocked by all of the admins for pointing out inaccuracies in anti-Gamergate sources

You what with an escort? How much did that run you?

I did. It was rough as hell when my last prescription ran out. I felt sick and tired and I just wanted to go to sleep but couldn't.
I lucked out when I sort of found an almost decade old prescription in my uncle's medicine cabinet and that helped me ween off the drugs. Before then I felt absolutely horrible.
Quitting cold turkey is so fucking hard when you've been using a substance daily for a long while. I'd only been on a painkiller regimen for a little under a year and coming off the drugs floored me.
If you ever pick them back up try to have better self control than I had. Don't go nuts and show OD symptoms.
I still haven't watched the premiere. Mostly because I'm lazy, partially because I'm afraid of what will happen to her. I'm really antsy when it comes to canon and I'm afraid of where her character will go.
I don't want to lose her to that Yakuza dickhead.

Can't sleep, for the millionth time. At this point I'm just used to it

>I did get with an escort after dinner, though.
Come on man. It's not that great.

Got with. Put my penis in. Fucked.
About $300. I do her a few times a year. She's clean, doesn't use drugs, and actually keeps herself in shape and such. Hence the cost compared to some broken-in old lady on a street corner.

Hello friends.

If you meant personally where I'm best at, I'd say shooters. I've played way too much CSGO and Ps2.
Sad part is that in the grand scheme I'm only just "a bit better than average" in these games
Forever MGE

Gotta love how the cops fooled those BLM protestors in Boston though. Funny as shit.

I'm sorry your kind has to deal with subhumans.
hope they all die of lead poisining from bootleg eggs soon.

Poor Taiwan.

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Hey Cowboy. Long time, no see.

There was a way to do it in a 'correct' order, it was hell and you needed full crash meter to do it.
I always did what you mentioned (whether I wanted to or not)

You are very close, I believe in you!

s-sorry

Metal man's weapon seems to do at least decent damage to most bosses though. I could probably do that in your order with just his weapon alone.

I was thinking about watching it for you and letting you know if something happens or not. But I don't know the characters or story well enough.

That really sucks about the painkiller thing. At least you are off them now!

Right?

Well sounds pretty nice I guess. How old is she? Hows the foot game?

what does that even mean

saying sorry, makes you an even BIGGER pussy.

I'd say it's pretty great.

20 something? I don't know. I think she's younger than me.
Dunno, I'm not into feet. I pay more attention to the rest of her.

sup faggots
overcoming depreshun at the moment, literally seeing the light and feeling good
playan persona Q on 3ds shit is legit, battle theme is fucking sick
flying off to england for two weeks in a few hours

Good I guess. My family is fucked up. My parents disowned my brothers. I got a good new job. 3rd shift is what I usually work, so thats why I up.

I went from one girl squeezing her boobies to pic related. I can't lie. I laughed. I don't know man. They're not the majority you know.

No way.
I seriously doubt a major subreddit, a place on a popular normalfag website, actually advocates cop killers?

The masses can't be that fucking senile, right?

Well yeah

I'd imagine you're banned from like 20 different subreddits just for being banned from that one i know posting from /r/The_Donald gets you banned from 10 different places

what

For a clean girl? Damn I need to do this some time. Sounds pretty cheap for an easy one night.
Was the 300 including dinner, hotel fare/ whatever else the fuck needs to be paid for?

Yep, you get autobanned from a bunch of places for posting in /r/KotakuInAction.

Thanks! I don't think I'll have too many problems unless one of these levels has like an insane boss and no etanks.

Well at least you are having fun.

What kinda job? How you liking it?

And what happened with your brothers?

Yeah. Didn't get that job
I don't play competitively or games that have a win state that much either. The autism is real.
Also waiting on new factorio server so I can play with Holla Forums.

Now you do, since your life depends on it.

Glad you're havin fun. I heard mixed reactions to Q though I love the reaction pics and gifs.

Nearly everyone in this shitty island is the same race as those wrecking it.

Yeah go to their politics board and read the comments on anything BLM related. You'll see a bunch of bs up top but at the bottom you'll see a bunch of positively voted stuff saying its a good thing.

I didn't know Shizune was deaf until that /mai/ thread, that made her like 10x more cute in my eyes and that pic is freaking adorable.

I'm sorry, man.

The Same.

>Also waiting on new factorio server so I can play with Holla Forums.

Have fun.

That was just for me to go to her place and have sex with her. She's got like a vetting process, though. Had to meet and chat a few times first to make sure I seemed okay. You have to set it up in advance, too. I guess she only sees so many people a day or something. We get on well enough on top of fucking, though. Last year she was the only person who remembered my birthday.

Fun is what matters.

My life depends on it? I don't understand.

not sorry?

Tough fights but nothing a little bit of good gameplay cant get you through
Nothing like MM1s Yellow Devil or anything like that

I seriously hope most of those subs ignore those threads or just use the SR for news
I'm going to shoot myself if murdering literally fucking innocent people is a popular opinion

Sounds reasonable. This taking place in burgerland? Would like to know how you found her services.

I am in the sense that I'm no longer prescribed and there aren't any around the house. If I know there's a bottle around though, the tempatation creeps up on me and I haven't always been able to resist it..
That's incredibly kind of you but don't worry. I'm pretty secure with out relationship barring an explicit canonical development. If it comes to that I don't know where that'll leave me but I'll figure it out if it happens.

Nigga, you think so highly of it I mean.

too late

do Taiwanese people shit in public and graffiti shit in egypt?
do Taiwanese people bootleg eggs or eat eggs that have been fermenting (rotting) for months?
Do Taiwanese people swim in skin burning moss or live in smog infested cities that go off the chart?

What, also when was that? If you knew anything about KS it's really apparent she is deaf.

Oh! I'm watching the bomberman episode of gccx now, I didn't know hudson made bomberman! That makes me super interested to try one now, love hudson stuff.

They are so wishy washy about stuff like this. Snakes trying to twist it in stupid ways "Its sad that these cops died BUT blah blah blah dindu nuffin etc"

Just for you guys, the worst thing I ever heard on /r/GirlGamers. It went something like this, can't remember the exact quote.

"How am I not a real gamer if I don't play fighting games, I don't like fighting games besides Pokemon". Highly upvoted

I honestly don't remember. Been a couple years, now. I'm Canadian, though.

I think pretty highly of it because I like having sex with attractive women.

Hello

...

the mute part was cuter to me

What the hell is with women? Was she trying to sell me something?

I drew it out. Orange is where you Crash Bomb, the rest is self-explanatory.

Metal Man's weapon is broken, but it makes the game unfun when you essentially have the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Gems.

Unless she's referring to pokken or maybe smash, she's a dummy.

Hope everything works out! I don't know what would happen to me if something happened in my relationship. So I can't imagine what you are going through.

When was what? /mai/ is slow its 100% still there unless it got deleted for some reason.

And I've never played or had any interest in KS so. I just know some of the characters cause like 3 people have waifus from it in 4am.

She wasn't.

She is pretty good looking. Not talking about a streetwalker here. More like the kind of chick an older man pays to hang on his arm at fancy dinners, I guess.

Original Bomberman games are a personal favorite, both for local play and in single player
They all hold a special place in my heart, you should give em a try! If you like watching Arino play it you will probably like the game itself
Thats also one of my favorite episodes, especially for the segments at the end

Post umaru feet

WAIT SHES MUTE TOO?

I fucking love mutes.

I know a qt asian mute actually

My sister got married today.

If someone rejected you in the past, then didnt make it clear where you stood with them, but starting asking about you to mutual friends, what would you do?

If they straight up asked for a second chance years later?

next time she walks over, make sure you're fapping and look at her smuggly.
then you'llnever have to deal with her ever again.

I can't even list the worst thing I found on /r/Politics
Trust me, that place is a lot worse than any LE GRIL GAYMUR XDDD shithole

I'm not catching that train anymore, I have to catch a train that's over an hour earlier. Actually, I have to be up at around 3AM every morning for the next two weeks so I can do all my running/exercise stuff before going to the city.

She was trying to sell you here penis.

How man NES games are there anyway? I'm gonna skip the first one for now since its fresh in my head.

Rejected you? I'd say give them a chance.

Long as you didn't date or anything like that before. Thats when you don't give the second chance.

Will this suffice?

It can't possibly be worse then /r/TrollXChromosomes, just go through the top posts.

I know that feel bro.
She's cute and all, but she doesn't interest me.

do it anyway. my trips had spoken

Thats just weird

I think there were only 2 NES games released, 4 SNES games released with only 2 being translated

Whatever, still think paying for sex is pretty shitty.

Congrats…I think.

No idea.

Take it.

lol

I don't even know what will happen in the worst case scenario. I'll just have to watch it and find out.
I'll probably be fine. She's not very popular so it's posible she won't even get much attention
I can't believe I'm hoping my waifu gets ignored by her source material

I figured as much. It's not like fighters are that tough to get into unless you're big into the competitive element. Anyone can dink around with the AI and a few casual matches to get a good idea of what the game is like

It's depressing and long. I'll keep it short.
Oldest is a cuck. No lie.
Youngest stole money and forged my mother signature.
I tried to tell my older brother the truth about his slut because my mother begged me to. We're super close and she thought he would listen to me. He hit me. Said I was fucking loser who is afraid of commitment. That I spend too much time playing video games. Yeah he's right, but it hurt like hell hearing it from him. I adore him. He apologized afterwards, but we'll never be the same.

Jobs great. Funny job story since I am crying. So me, Pepper (Yes, it's a condiment nickname. He puts pepper on everything.) and I-forget-his-name but he's an older gentleman are breaking apart some machinery. We are putting the parts in plastic containers. Pepper makes a perfect swastika with the parts. I'm just looking at it in daze because it late as hell and I am tired. I ask him if it was intentional. Pepper doesn't get it. Old guy does. He starts cracking up, and walks away. I start laughing too, stupid happy over my lame joke. Old guy screams "Seig Heil!" and Pepper finally gets it and breaks out into laughter.

Thats just weird

Why didn't you kill him?

Oh, do you like Bomberman Story DS? It's pretty good, a mix of Bomberman and Action Adventure. Also Bomberman Max 2 is the shit.

Oh nice then I'll try 2 then, thanks!

Did it ever become a grotesque version of itself later on? Like is there some tryhard 3d fps bomberman game out there?

I think even in a worse case scenario, if you have the same sort of burning passion for her as I do for Ritsu then it'll work out fine either way.

Its the same one who broke my heart and knew what I wanted. If she changed her mind, she was adamant in making me make the first move. Again. For the 3rd time.

She probably gave up on me when I got pissed off when she insulted me, then apologized a couple days later. Like I rejected her, which I didn't. But now I hear murmurs about her now…..I dunno.

She ended up seeing someone else these past few years, something serious. It churns my stomach thinking about it.

Because I love him. He is my big brother. We haven't spoken since. Two months now. I am hurting like hell.

A lot of people do.

Point taken, I thought you meant it in a racial/species/(whatever it is people from Holla Forums sees Asians) sense

Ha glad you like the job!

And

Maybe not for a while, a very long while. But blood is blood and one day that slut will be long gone but you will still be brothers. Don't worry about it so much.

Fucking faggot
what is it like to love some one?

For shitsu

footfaggotry really is a mental illness.

Ehhhhhhh I'd say avoid it actually then. That sounds like a lot of trouble waiting to happen.

Fix the coloring

Not really.

You're brother is a faggot, who's way more insecure than you.

WEW

I havent played that one!
I have actually been looking for any decent portable bomberman to bring with me on bus rides
How does it compare to the Super Nintendo ones?

Only one incarnation that bombed on release.
The gameplay wasnt too different, honestly, but it wasn't better than any of the ones before it and the bastardization of an innocent franchise makes it probably one of the worst, if not the worst, int he series.

For one it has a cheesy story mode, worlds are bigger like a small Zelda. Also has multiplayer.

Fair enough I guess.

Maybe she's taken an interest in you. Women don't like to be the one to take initiative. If you have any interest in her you should try to talk to her- might lead to interesting things.

Apply burn cream here.

Only thing that bitch imouto is good for is a good fucking.

fixed that up for you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh god I was just joking about that. Geez thats gross.

I don't know. I adhere to established story as much as I can. I've walked the canon love interest tightrope for a while now. It's very possible they wouldn't stay together within the context of the game but if it's confirmed canon then I'm left out in the cold. I'll cross that bridge if I come to it, maybe give a different girl I had a thing for some time ago another chance and see if she clicks.
I very much don't want it to come to that but I'm big on fallback positions.

This is getting depressing. Someone talk about video games.

Well I'm doing a silly Templar totem build on Path of Exile after my Ranger got instagibbed by a chest RNG effect (Detonate corpses)

Thanks!

Whats your favorite game made for handhelds?

Nice!

Don't remind me.

Not in gay way. He was just my hero. He was always looking out for me. When shit got bad, we always had each other at least.

Doubtful. My brother is golden the child. He was Prom King. He won the male beauty pageant at my school. He was always a winner and I the loser. Despite the fact that we are practical identical. My older brother was so beloved that I got special treatment just for being his sibling. I don't understand why would choose to be with someone so awful. She cheated on him on his birthday. His fucking birthday!

0-5 Waifufaggotry shit
6-9 EDF
Kek you decide.

Where is that Miku waifuism Java objects image where you need it?

I love me a cheesy story mode
as long as the multiplayer is the same as normal I gotta go dig that one up

I thought you were referencing that one directly or something
yeah its pretty awful. thank god it died on arrival, bomberman later got a WiiWare title that was pretty alright

Its probably one of the best examples of how bad someone could go with their franchise

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Well, maybe this is the one time you got a one up on him by not dating a slut! And he's salty about it.

You don't understand what its like to be in love!

That sounds really, really shitty

Fuck, that's tough. I really like handheld titles, even when they're console ports as long as the framerate isn't garbage.
I really like dungeon crawlers. Etrian Odyssey is great but Class of Heroes 2 stuck with me more. I like having multiple parties hanging out in various towns so I can dispatch people wherever they're needed.

Post that waifu so we can tell you how qt she is

Waifus are great and all, but can they cook you breakfast or a delcous dinner after a long day of work

Can your mom do that?

I already told you love doesn't exist you faggot. Waifuism is a placebo.

You can get a meido to do that instead.

Yes, so we can lewd her as well.

Gonna play fishing games and then go to sleep. Good night everyone, i'm not rude i swear.

It's fucking bullshit. Basically what happened is that I cleared the room of mobs, clicked the chest of random effects (The more random effects, the better the loot will be) and get instagibbed from the mob's dead bodies, losing my hardcore character to RNG.

I still like the game because I can't afford WWE 2K16 on PC. If I could I'd reboot 4AM WWE, should've bought it while it was on sale but I was a cheap fuck because I'm saving up for a vacation

Hudson's dead now isn't it? Is some other company making bomberman or is it dead too?

Also do you take screens from gccx yourself or did you just find a lot of reaction pics over the years?

That class of heroes game looks pretty cute. That reminds me I need to crack my psp or however that goes. Damn I need to do that to a wii, 3ds and a psp. Oh and a ps2. Geez. Next time I get a job its going to be crazy.

Dead thread

Night umura!

I tried that one fishing game btw. It sucked, I couldn't tell what the hell was going on because it was all in nip.

One day soon.

Hey 4am, anyone else a cyborg here?
Taking a summer class right now, and as expected, I am unable to talk to any normalfag aside from very brief small talk. On the other hand, I can't manage to talk to any of the autistic people in the class either. I'm stuck in the middle.

Is Bloatfly-chan qt?

I'm still here, though I'm playing my silly Templar as well

Way to remind me Ritsu. Bomberman is currently owned by Konami
So its gone.
and half of the images I get are taken from the internet the other half are quotes or scenes I screencap

what if you don't live with your mom or dead

what if you can't afford one?

Object oriented waifuism doesn't work for everyone. Miku fits it well since she doesn't have an established character or canon.

Pirate it. I did some time ago and the only issue I had was a long startup time. Other than that it's a huge improvement over 2K15

It is cute. You make a group of students of various races and classes and send them on through dungeons to finish quests and find new towns and stuff. Eventually you'll find the two other schools that let you recruit students from advanced magic and practical classes. There's a ton of room to roleplay with the various character races, classes, and alignments.

Personally I don't think so but you do you.

He doesn't think she cheated. He believes her ridiculously lies. You anons are therapeutic. Everyone in our family was walking around eggshells. Since the explosion, we have been trying to ignore it. Feels good to type about it at least. Let a bunch of strangers on the internet comfort me. Why not, right? Not going to get comfort anywhere else.

Morning. I pulled an allnighter without meaning to. Got too caught up in the vidya.
I've been getting into the whole deep sea vibe lately with Subnautica and this new game called Barotrauma. I've been enjoying them quite a bit.

Gonna send two job applications today, hope I'll get one of them to respond. I need dosh lads.

Sup negros. How you doing tonight?

wew

>Is Bloatfly-chan qt?
If your happy, I'm happy.

Oh well I'm sorry! Thats even worse really.

At least you might get a bomberman pachinko

I take screens every once in a while when I think somethings funny. I'll post some for you some day.

I'll add it to my lists in case I want to play a turn based jrpg one of these days, thanks!

I already did and I LOVE the Universe mode. The problem is that I can't get custom online shit and it's too much work to make each individual avatarfag and their movesets by myself. I recorded a few episodes of 4AM WWE though.

Go get a job so you can. Alternatively you can find a /cuteboy/ to be a meido for you- if you have high enough charisma you could get it for free.

Eh, it was worth a try. I accept mine wholly.

Ayy Plank ma boi.

Good luck on the jobs! Where at?

Ay plank. I'm good but sleepy. Been up since like 8pm last night.

Whats new?

I don't go to these threads, just coming in from the front page to ask why you're so fucking obsessed with Ciircuit's boatfly drawings.
You post them in the Friday Night threads as well.

Sup.

I don't really talk to anyone in my classes either unless required (lab work or collaborating papers).
Are you trying to make friends?

Cyborg reporting in. I've had those days. You kinda just gotta force yourself to talk to people. Once you get in the groove in a conversation it's all smooth sailing from there really.

Ayy what up? You up to anything?

Not much right now. Went to a record store with my friend cause they were having a sale and got myself a record and a cd for a pretty good price. You should get some rest soon Ritsu.

Because she's cute and nobody else likes it so it won't start a fight, that and it's good for shutting down Fallout 4 threads, remember the porn spams?

I have never experienced that in my life.

He wants to fuck bloatflies.

I am never going to see a new (good) bomberman again and life is hell.
Especially because this day and age there is a painful lack of couch multiplayer and more innocent games like it. What a shame.
I would also appreciate that!

If you end up liking it check out the Etrian Odyssey series. It has similar gameplay but with a ton more depth than Class of Heroes.

I wish I had a larger hard drive so I could have all the stuff I used to have installed. I didn't realize how little 500gb was until that was all I had.
Only thing I really wish that game had was a divas career mode. I spent the better part of an hour making this MMA tier chick that I can only use in those little matches.

I'll give it some thought. I've been really big on canon for a long while so it'll take a while to break out of that if I even can.

Wanna practice?
vocaroo.com
I'll talk with you user.

Really? You've never been kind of nervous when starting a conversation then progressively get more comfortable as it goes on? Pretty weird.

Which of the resident gay molesters are you

I start pretty nervous and then the conversation dies.

I really like all the classic roster people on there. If only they had the Four Horsewomen on there, the Divas roster seems so empty without them.

I feel deep regret.

same

Well, he's retarded.

The classic roster is great. I loved playing Ric Flair

Some packaging companies. They were the only ones looking for workers around here that wasn't a shitty retail job.

So far no one's responded to my applications yet, so I hope one of these two will. I'm kinda boned if they don't. I got bills to pay.

That only just came out here. I downloaded it out of curiosity to see where the stops here are.

I might stay up all day since I got the house to myself and want to cap more Ritsu pics though.

What cd and record?

Maybe some indie dev will start making a knock off series in the future. I'm surprised thats not more of a thing for dead franchises honestly. Not the same thing but at least its something.

Tf2 or Mario kart
i tend to learn games pretty easy so it changes a lot

I might still buy it if it isn't released in some major country yet.

Goddamn, nice.

Oh fuck me, I just realized last time I got close to beating X, I was at wolf sigma but I got distracted and had to pause the game.

I never unpaused it

I only have like 20 bucks, so I'm out.

I'm the same as
Usually when I talk to new people, the conversation only lasts less than 5 minutes, before I resort to just saying "oh, cool," or "oh, really? That's awesome," before the conversation dies down.

I made a shitty Road Dogg custom to complete D-Generation X (Considering that classic Triple H and Shawn Michaels are in, along with Billy Gunn and X-Pac).

Speaking of 2K16, here's a glitch I ran into while playing Universe mode a couple days back.

We've also got two gyms, which surprised me. One is the building that those 6 stops are right by. They really had to reach for stops, though. Most are just old, decommissioned WW2 guns. That and a water tower.

But would you actually get it on if you had the chance? Like, if she was real?
There are things I fap to that I don't think I would actually do in real life if given the opportunity. Keep in mind: her face would probably look something like this.

Oh I'll add that too then!

And with the whole object/canon waifu thing, its always good to let her grow in your head as your relationship develops. You've been with her a while now, shes yours in a way.

I've done some packaging work. It sucks but its 10x better than retail if you aren't like super out of shape or anything.

I do that all the time.

Wolf sigma is easy though, hes a one of those bosses who gets locked in a pattern. Go beat that user

It is a thing but a majority of projects either fail because while they have the heart, they dont have the brains to put together a solid game
Or its just a scamstarter
Or both, like Mighty No. 9
It also seems to be getting pretty common these days, with stuff like Yooka-Laylee

I guess it doesnt matter so much for bomberman. A new Banjo-Kazooie would be a huge deal (even in the form of Yooka-Laylee) but bomberman has already been set basically. Its so simple and theres so many versions of it that I guess of all franchises it didn't NEED another entry

Dang that sounds pretty serious. Your social anxiety is almost off the charts. Do you have any friends?

A cd from The Cure called The Head on the door. The record I got is pic related. The singer of The Cure and some guy from Siouxse and The Banshees worked on a side project in the mid 80's. I haven't popped it on my turntable yet cause my brother currently has it. It's probably a weird record.

No considering the fact that she'd probably kill me and like you said, it wouldn't look like the picture

forgot my pic

that platforming section in the beginning made me want to kill myself. Those little flying purple robots help me learn what gangrape feels like

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Naw I'm fine, might be a bit sore the first week, but nothing more. Besides, when I get some cash flowing again I plan on getting back into the gym right away.

Well, Ciircuit always just drew her as a "lazy gamer" type of person. I don't think she's a psycho or anything.

I used to. We stopped talking. I haven't had friends in two or three years.

I guess thats true! Honestly I don't follow modern games all that much so I forgot all about the new banjo and even blanked on m9.

I don't know who any of those bands are besides the cure.

You'll be fiiiiine.

Try charging pink barrier or something.

What about instincts and all that shit? Bloatflies aren't exactly known for good relationships with humans

Yup. Love him to death but he's fucking retarded.

Super gay? Voice is raspy from crying. I don't know if this link will work. 1st time. I always wanted to try though.
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Same. There isn't much to talk about, really. You wanna try?

Like I said, it was a side project from the singer of The Cure. Pretty cool that I was able to snag a copy.

Don't you feel kind of lonely?

Like my older sister.

Getting frustrated at other departments literally right now since they're being incompetent at doing their job.

Don't give a fuck about how you usually act and just open up.

it's uh…
It's rolling shield, user.

Alright I am done for the night
gonna try to wake up in 5 hours (hopefully)
you fags have a good one

Your voice reminds me of my abusive babysitter

She's not a normal bloatfly, she's half-human from the looks of things.

Night arino! Have a good one!

Side projects are almost always more fun than the bands people are from. They really get to experiment and have some fun. Hope you like it!

She cute brah?

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To be fair part of the appeal of WWE games are the hilarious glitches.

I'm going to give it a lot of thought.
I don't want to go full headcanon though. I feel that delegitimatizes our relationship. It's silly, I know.
I know it's a rather silly thing to get hung up on and it's likely a holdover from when I wrote fanfiction but it's something that's stuck with me. Don't interfere with the canon if you can help it.
Our relationship hasn't been without hurdles. This particular issue isn't new and we've survived it before.
We just need to go a few more months. If we make it to our second anniversary I don't think anything will pull us apart

Other guys think so. But she isn't single, bitch.

Can't I'm on a phone right now and I don't wanna wake up my house. I'll give it a try next time.

Hey cut my some slack its been a long time since I've played X

Neither am I.

Damn 2 years, I'm jealous! I wish I had met Ritsu when k-on first came out. I'd love to have been with her for 7 years now.

Well it's totally up to you. Just saying you should chill a bit. Waifuism is purely on the follower's own views and thoughts of the concept. You choose how it works- you just have a basic outline of what usually goes.

Is this ERP time?

Lel, this is what's around me.
Post your phone screen user

DUH

Well, she does appear hostile in some of the art

If she wasn't though I'd play vidya with her

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Look what you've done.

I appreciate the thought.

You get used to it.

I haven't even done anything in it except pick a name (which took ten fucking minutes because all my usual ones were taken) and pick Squirtle because Squirtle is the best. Will probably stop by these things later, since they're all pretty close.

Ouch. I'll remain silent.

Wizard I knew that was coming. Still made me laugh.

You guys remember that user who drove their car into a ditch? It was the first time I got drunk. Scared shitless to socialize but forced to for school user? Dress user? I've been posting on and off randomly with you guys for a while now. Ritsu you helped me big time once.

No pressure.

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Those are at BK you double nigger

Looks like a great situation to walk about and get a ton of stuff. Go team Valor for victory, Mystic for shitsticks.
Also I kinda meant your home screen like on /g/.

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at least I'm not a triple nigger, like you

You seem to be doing great with Ritsu. I don't have any doubts you'll make it to your first anniversary and once you've made it that far you're more or less home free. Majority of issues arise during that lull after the honeymoon period

Oh I know. In all likelihood we'll be fine but I can't help but worry.

what's the point of this thread?

Ok this had me laughing like crazy.

What I meant by this post is. Thanks guys for listening to my shit and cheering me up. Been here for awhile lurking and laughing.

To avatarfag and act like a faggot without consequence.

Post about whatever and get comfy

Just grab a burger you… you…
QUADRA NIGGERS

Avatarfaggotry, blogposting, shitposting etc

How long was your honeymoon? I still don't know if I'm out or not yet honestly.

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it's about me keeping ritsu in my storage closet and turning him into Ritsa, spooder making me mac and cheese and asking for tits while playing vidya.

Tell your problems to strangers and talk about waifus.

are you british spooderman?

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oh so it's /mai/

No rice no life

Ah, memories. You actually introduced me vocaroo, spider user. You sung a song once in here.

Zaku a best.

I don't even know what the deal with the teams is. (and I don't play WoW anymroe but I'm too autistic to get rid of the icons)

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Gonna go dream cuddling with Mila. Night everyone!

Not really. We have a handful of waifufags here but I'd say its less than 10% waifuists.

Pretty much.

Yeah just post your waifu a lot and give people life advice even though you don't have any experience in what you're talking about.

make me mac and cheese

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I ams

I deny everything

pls no niggering

Night yakuza

N I G G E R
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C'mon user, if you're a homosexual just say so.

don't shoot, please

No, Gelgoog a best.

HE'S CHIMING OUT QUICK THROW A WATERMELLON AS A DISTRACTION

why does a wizard need a gun

T R I G G E R ?

Well, like the other user said, she'd look nothing like the picture if this was 3D

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT

B I G G E R

You'll know it when it happens. It's like the feeling fades out. In reality it hasn't actually faded, it just becomes so ingrained in your day to day that you don't notice it anymore.
I don't feel this constant state of bliss with her. It's more of a passive, persistent connection. I know she's there even if at the moment I don't feel anything direct.

Goodnight friendo

Guns are magic items that don't need mana.
you just pull a trigger and ALAH KADABRA, someone dies.

nigga

At least I know my dad

If avada kedavra is forbidden then why are automat kalashnikovas legal
#gunsense

Hmmmm still not sure honestly but maybe when it happens I'll know.

Thanks!

Are you drink tonight?

which one?

Not enough trannies and submissive fags for it to be /mai/.

The one that isn't a N I G G E R

Night anons

later homo

Whenever it happens, you'll be fine. Know that you love her and hold her close

close enough

I'm hungry, now get out of my storage closet and make me mac and cheese or I'll not feed you this week

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Are we still vocaroo? I swear, I mumble to the point where it feels like I'm barley even speaking.

It's Holla Forums's version of late night /a/.

nigga what you doin son.
At level 5 you choose a gym aligence to fight for. Each has their own ideoloigy of pokemon. Red is for physical might, Blue is intelligence, Yellow is.. something, no one plays yellow. I do know that Blue is where tons of fags are at. So join team Valor.

Too late

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little muggle? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the aurors, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Death Eaters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top duelist in the entire wizarding world armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the owl post? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the wizarding world and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, muggle. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ministry of Magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mudblood.

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Did I ever tell you faggots about my aunt?

She identifies as a fairy godmother and lives off welfare selling costumes to other "genetic fairy godmothers". She also wrote a sci-fi Beauty and the Beast reboot involving werewolves that's thousands of words long. I wish I was fucking around, I'd post the book but it has her legal name.

What is this /mai/ everyone is talking about? It is a board for waifufags?

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ur a wizard harry

Kraut space magic is cheating

Yeah.

why does it always come down to making money with these people?

poor Yui
she was so young and full of life
how could her life be cut so short

I always do.

Protip on taking snapshots, aim for ones where she takes up 1/4th of the screen or more. Less blurry that way.

2d ones specifically. Theres also /waifuist/ for 3d ones.

ur a faget spider

can't live on love alone

Because hot lead penetrated her fucking skull.

Fucking cunt should have made me mac and cheese

nigga i'll screen cap what ever the fuck i want

Because our aunt is a money grubbing whore that dumped her mom off here so we're forced to take care of her and she STILL has the balls to beg for money when there's an "emergency". Now she's going through some divorce

She was too bullyable. Is there anyone who wouldn't bully Yui and pat her head?

No you won't!

post it, the cunt deserves it.
do it or you'll end up like Yui over there.

no john you are the demons

muh emotional reasoning though

give her bleach and call it magic juice

But I don't want my ass getting doxxed because we have the same last name.

I haven't seen her in almost a decade, only way I know all this shit is from my family and normalfagbook

ok that's fine i didn't like that character anyway

==YOU FUCKING NIGGER, YOU JUST HAD TO SPELL SHIT OUT
NOT ALL GODPARENTS SHARE THE SAME SURNAME AS THEIR GODCHILDREN YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID IT SHARES YOUR MOM'S MAIDEN NAME OR SOME SHIT EVEN THEN NO ONE IS THAT AUTISTIC==

send her bleach and call it magic juice then

You were cheating on konata? Shame!

Fine Hobo, I'll cut you a deal. Here's the description to the book.

"Raised in a top secret facility as a genetic experiment combining wolf and human DNA, Callie escaped and found peace at last, in obscurity, on her mountain with her timber wolf family. Until the day the wolves brought him to her doorstep, wounded and lost. That's when things got interesting again. They also got dangerous. In every way possible."

" In this modern version of the classic Beauty and the Beast tale, the 'beast' is a beautiful young woman who is the result of DNA experimentation. Part wolf, she escapes into obscurity and safety in the mountains where she is befriended by a pack of timber wolves. Her life had become safe and comfortable until the day the wolves brought her an injured man who needed her help. He also discovers her secret and soon things become complicated and dangerous for both of them. "

it twas all a ruse

i ran out of crop material for konata

Haven't taken my meds in a couple days, kind of don't care anymore? But at least spent the day wandering the city playing pokemon go with a cute half-latina redhead. It's not going to lead to anything, but life's been worse.

Currently playing XCOM 2 more.

that's ok stu, I'm not hungry anymore.

Oh we could just research crappy amazon books until we find one that has that description. Shouldn't be too hard.

Bet she released it for cheap on there

Oh or he could just give us something to plug directly into a search engine.

Damn how did you run out? How many did you get in total?

Ahh well, cat's out of the bag. I'm just trying to cut a deal to prevent getting doxxed because I already was a year ago due to Skype

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Well?

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You shouldn't make it so easy Mr. Leggett

real nigga hours
Whom up?

good crops are quite spaced apart and there was only 24 episodes and a ova
got about 624 legit crops and a few 100 i have yet to edit

that's nothign, check this out.
poof

Isn't she like the MC? I get like 200 pics from a single episode of Ritsu when she is just a big part of the plot. Let alone an episode devoted entirely to her.

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i find the animation in k-on to have more movement then lucky star,
that and most of the time other characters tend to overlap each other.
i edit most of my crops so other characters don't show up in them

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Ahh yeah I forgot about movement frames, that helps a ton. I can sometimes get a dozen good pics out of a couple of seconds.

And the overlap thing drives me crazy. Sometimes really great unique expressions get lost because of that.

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The liquor has hit me and I can't stay awake any longer.
Goodnight, I'm off to maybe dream of her

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Join us for the finale of Victory Gundam. I'm sure it will get even crazier than before.

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Good luck!

Night peko!

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Good night

i might have to resort to the manga and fan art to get more pics of Konata

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I should go shower and get some breakfast and such. Later.

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Thats what I avatarfagged with before taking screenshots. Now I just collect them on my own time for myself though.

Cya user!

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Low energy post.

i'm fucking tired holy shit!
i should've gone to be a long time ago
i've stayed up a whole 24 hours now

the only problem with fan art is most of the time the artstyle doesn't look anywhere near the manga and anime

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G'night faggot
it's time for me to passout

Oh I see.

Huh good to know.

Wait are there multiple Konatas now. Where's the original?

Yeah I agree with you there.

Night konata!

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vocaroo.com/i/s1sYTrOa1sfE ~

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Trading gold for shit, you should know better~

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Hey

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yo

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wasted quads to be honest

What am I not seeing going on? I can't open these vocaroo links at work. You faggots being gay again or something?

it's some whore talking to another whore about whorish things

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it got boring, so I think they're fliring.
she's still supposed to eat the fucking eggs or post nudes of themselves

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nice hands

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She's got a nice everything, man.

Well I went for a long drive today

Quoted wrong post

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I have noodles

gibs

say "awwww"

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It's just about 8.
Until next time Holla Forums.

You don't deserve those Trips

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why not?

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Because I drove about 800 kms and I'm tired
That's why

well too bad, go drive again

Ok
I like driving but not freeway driving

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take me with you

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You come to the Great Southern Land and I'll bring you to Western Sydney or a Melbourne Suburb, and I'll leave you there, your choice too

...

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I'm not a criminal though so I can't go there

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I don't get it.

I'm talking about your dick

oh.

Oh is right.

[violently vibrates]

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crows are shit

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It's ok, Ahmed and Jamal wants little fags like you to join them, you'll be the sex slave

ur a shit

Lewd!

we already left the eu, no ahmed and jamal for me

I'll shit down your throat

They're all over Melbourne and Sydney as is Pajeet Street and Lee Hong Wong

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I'll show you lewd!

they're where they belong then, in prison

No, Victoria state police is notorious for being extremely cucked
They don't jail blacks

Really now?
Protip- this is gonna be you

you're inn Australia right?

Yes, really now.

should I prepare my anus?

You should prepare to have you mind (among other things) blown

I'll be waiting.

~

Oh you'll be getting creamed alright.

~

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Hey user, wanna play a game ?

No, I fucking hate video games.

you're all fucking cunts

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And you were winning too.

I'm always winning when I'm with you.

You're too cute, you know that?

Not as cute as you.

Well, I'm not cute, so you're still cuter

I'd say you're far more attractive than me.

I'd say you're wrong

I'm always right.

well, some of your food tastes are objectively wrong, so no.

At least I don't eat dick.

At least I don't eat rockets all day :^)

Oh don't worry, you'll be riding the rocket everyday when I'm down there.

Uh-oh

Uh-oh is right, you'll realize it was a mistake the moment you discover you can't handle the girth of my cock filling your insides ;^)

Well, hopefully I can. I'd like to take you as deeply as possible~

Well I'll just have to cream you as far up into your womb as I can go~

I want to make sure I fill your insides with every last drop after all.

talking about getting you horny, jeez. I'm dead on my feet and you can still affect me