my gf is a libertarian how do I cure her?
My gf is a libertarian how do I cure her?
That all depends: why is she a libertarian. Like treating any form of cancer, we need to first understand the origin and mechanisms of the malignancy.
i think it's out of fear of authority otherwise she'd be a normal liberal
Get her a soul-crushing job at some giant soulless corporation
Then the problem is she's a liberal, not that she's afraid of authority.
You need to explain to her how capitalism is inherently authoritarian.
fear of authority
And yet she's buying into one of the most authoritarian ideologies there is, the one where tyranny isn't even theoretically kept in check by democratic means. Explain to her that an elite(lolberts respond to this buzword well) class controlling production and land is the most authoritarian thing behind a monarchy. If she doesn't respond to this, seize the means of reproduction.
take her on a trip to siberia
A libertarian women? That's extremely rare and a red flag for sure. If I were you I would ditch her because women that are into predominantly masculine things tend to be a little on the crazy side.
men and women with fringe ideologies tend to be on the crazy side
what does libertarian even mean at this point?
Give her the dick so hard all the spooks will squirt out.
raid her booty and show her property rights are a spook
piratefag is an ass man
it doesn't matter just be happy
and if she talks politics talk politics
if you know more than her then she might change her ideals
dump the whore
Introduce her to the ego and his own, OR use memes.
Ego and his own could be a good guidance into her loathing of communism/ socialism etc, and may compell her towards a form of anarchy.
Talk with her, debate her and so on.
Just bang the spooks out her
Show her that the state is only half the problem, and that currently existing capitalism requires a state.
tbh, a large portion of consistent libertarians could easily become mutualists if they stopped thinking socialism = muh high taxes big government.
Just wait till she loses her job to automation and can't find a new one. She'll suddenly become a lot more supportive of wealth redistribution.
With your dick.
shes too good for you, leave her
strawmanning this hard
but of course making some dumbass comics and oversimplifying our beliefs is easier than engaging in actual discourse. whatever makes you commies feel good about yourselves
I'd love to hear an explanation of exactly what parts of this image are inaccurate.
Seize her means of production and hammer her with your sickle until she sees the error of her ways.
Fuck off cappie
Who is this penile pirate?
every time liberty and capitalism come into conflict, libertarians give liberty the axe
Name one time this didn't happen.
Then she's probably a Westerner that has never actually heard an alternative point of view. Lolbert reasoning sounds pretty good if you don't know better.
Many libertarians disagree with the idea of intellectual property.
i.e. the actual anti-authority groups that haven't been ruined by retarded burgers that think worshiping rich people is freedom
And how exactly is intellectual property different from any other form of private property?
Seize the means of reproduction!
Intellectual property represents the ownership of abstract ideas, while private property represents the ownership of a physical land space.
It is impossible to aggress upon one's intellectual property, since it only exists in an abstract form. If you make a copy of someone's book and sell it, you aren't physically damaging anything owned by the copyright holder.
Explain to her that an elite(lolberts respond to this buzword well) class controlling production and land is the most authoritarian thing behind a monarchy.
You have an issue here, you don't understand capitalistic market dynamics. This is why you envision corporations with monopoly control over easily produced goods, for example you believe in the myth of "rober barrons" of the lath 19h century US
intellectual property is a spook
private property isn't
Well all property is a spook, so there is no point in specifying "private property".
only one way
alert her that Cisse Spragins is your new waifu
A bullet to the face.