My gf is a libertarian how do I cure her?

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

my gf is a libertarian how do I cure her?

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

That all depends: why is she a libertarian. Like treating any form of cancer, we need to first understand the origin and mechanisms of the malignancy.

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

i think it's out of fear of authority otherwise she'd be a normal liberal

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

Get her a soul-crushing job at some giant soulless corporation

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

Then the problem is she's a liberal, not that she's afraid of authority.

You need to explain to her how capitalism is inherently authoritarian.

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

fear of authority

And yet she's buying into one of the most authoritarian ideologies there is, the one where tyranny isn't even theoretically kept in check by democratic means. Explain to her that an elite(lolberts respond to this buzword well) class controlling production and land is the most authoritarian thing behind a monarchy. If she doesn't respond to this, seize the means of reproduction.

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

take her on a trip to siberia

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

A libertarian women? That's extremely rare and a red flag for sure. If I were you I would ditch her because women that are into predominantly masculine things tend to be a little on the crazy side.

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

men and women with fringe ideologies tend to be on the crazy side

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

what does libertarian even mean at this point?

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

Use memes

William Williams
William Williams

Helicopter ride

Easton Young
Easton Young

Give her the dick so hard all the spooks will squirt out.

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

raid her booty and show her property rights are a spook

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

piratefag is an ass man

My nigga

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

it doesn't matter just be happy

and if she talks politics talk politics

if you know more than her then she might change her ideals

John Carter
John Carter

dump the whore

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

Introduce her to the ego and his own, OR use memes.

Ego and his own could be a good guidance into her loathing of communism/ socialism etc, and may compell her towards a form of anarchy.

Talk with her, debate her and so on.

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

Just bang the spooks out her

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

Show her that the state is only half the problem, and that currently existing capitalism requires a state.

tbh, a large portion of consistent libertarians could easily become mutualists if they stopped thinking socialism = muh high taxes big government.

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

Just wait till she loses her job to automation and can't find a new one. She'll suddenly become a lot more supportive of wealth redistribution.

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

With your dick.

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

shes too good for you, leave her
strawmanning this hard
but of course making some dumbass comics and oversimplifying our beliefs is easier than engaging in actual discourse. whatever makes you commies feel good about yourselves

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

I'd love to hear an explanation of exactly what parts of this image are inaccurate.

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

Seize her means of production and hammer her with your sickle until she sees the error of her ways.

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

Fuck off cappie

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

Who is this penile pirate?

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

every time liberty and capitalism come into conflict, libertarians give liberty the axe
Name one time this didn't happen.

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

Then she's probably a Westerner that has never actually heard an alternative point of view. Lolbert reasoning sounds pretty good if you don't know better.

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

Many libertarians disagree with the idea of intellectual property.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

i.e. the actual anti-authority groups that haven't been ruined by retarded burgers that think worshiping rich people is freedom

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

And how exactly is intellectual property different from any other form of private property?

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

Seize the means of reproduction!

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

Intellectual property represents the ownership of abstract ideas, while private property represents the ownership of a physical land space.
It is impossible to aggress upon one's intellectual property, since it only exists in an abstract form. If you make a copy of someone's book and sell it, you aren't physically damaging anything owned by the copyright holder.

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

Explain to her that an elite(lolberts respond to this buzword well) class controlling production and land is the most authoritarian thing behind a monarchy.
You have an issue here, you don't understand capitalistic market dynamics. This is why you envision corporations with monopoly control over easily produced goods, for example you believe in the myth of "rober barrons" of the lath 19h century US

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

intellectual property is a spook
private property isn't

Interdasting

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

Well all property is a spook, so there is no point in specifying "private property".

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

only one way

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

alert her that Cisse Spragins is your new waifu

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

A bullet to the face.

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