You want to hear a cool idea?
You see that sword?
You want to hear a cool idea?
Adrian Murphy
Kevin Brooks
lets base a character off of it.
Sebastian Foster
Still the best introduction to a weapon to this day.
Andrew Perry
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Dylan Baker
Swords without scabbards are disgusting. Even more than swords carried on the back.
Gavin Lopez
I mean how fucking rad is it to base an entire character off of a sword?
Noah Bailey
Do you see the electricity? It's attached magnetically to his steeled body. Duh.
Eli Ward
Can I fuck the sword?
Connor Howard
You can, but it would be really sharp and shocking.
Joshua Phillips
Fuck off to the zelda general.
Mason Reyes
it would be extremely painful
Asher Turner
What do you mean you don't know how to grip the sword in your soul? Everyone's got one!
Brody Perry
For you.
I have such ridiculous libido, a gentle breeze across my groin sends me to the ground writhing.
Carson Parker
not that one.
THIS one, though…
Liam Robinson
See that sword?
You can climb it
Matthew Lopez
That ain't no sword.
Liam Martin
You already have a pokemon porn thread. go shit that up.
William Gutierrez
What kind of advice is that? I don't intent on shitting any thread up.
Hunter Sullivan
See that sword?
You can FUCK____YOU
Aaron Reyes
"Alastor" is the name of some greek mythological figure then transitioned into demonology to begin with.
Not to mention Castlevania franchise had Alastors - flying swords with invisible demons behind them long before DMC.
So yeah, Cacpom just "borrowed" that, educate yourself.
Also this.
Liam Ramirez
FUCK
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Aaron Martin
literally every thing Capcom ever did was a knockoff.
Brayden Roberts
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Jackson Turner
Go back to sleep, Shirou
Isaiah Ross
Define "fuck"
Because if you mean "grind against the flat side", then yes. You can fuck the sword.
You'd be surprised how nice cold metal feels when it's being rubbed against your genitals.
Asher Ortiz
Sword looks double-edged to me
Kayden Edwards
That physically hurts.
Eli Gonzalez
There's still two flat faces
Aaron Harris
Did you live in a cave for the last couple of months ?
Oliver Martin
You want to hear a cool idea?
You see that sword?
Let's base a game off it
Brody Bailey
YOU CAN SWING IT
Julian Garcia
Except every single new weapon in DMC4.
Josiah Murphy
It depends, are you into e-stim?
Ian Roberts
You can fuck it.
Hudson White
Can I climb it?
Lincoln Rivera
Yes
Colton Rivera
no matter how many times I see it, I love it more and more
Cooper Garcia
But why would you want get lewd with a sword?
Caleb Lee
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Cameron Powell
Does this mean a new DMC game was announced?
Ayden James
Yes
Jeremiah Collins
And here's the soundtrack from it
Robert Gutierrez
Why wouldn't you?
Plebeian
Benjamin Howard
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