Bombed

I just noticed it too. A shame, but not really surprising.

Wonderful.

which one of you turboniggers is on the dev team for the game, that was the highlight of its entire existence and now it's gone

ha ha guess well never know well lets just drop the whole thing this is a waste of time

I'm on to you, satan

on to what? forget it lets just all eat some delicious apples

ghoulbusters was an inside job

God damn

Dubs confirm.

Please, PLEASE tell me the Chinese won't save this turd like they did Warcraft.

IIRC, it's banned in China for disrespecting the dead.

Somehow I don't think that China has the same affection for Female Ghostbusters that they do for a game that they love so much their government had to put restrictions on how often they can play

I dont think they can show this in china. Somthingbout ghosts being bad over there.

It's been out for a while, it just will probably become bargain bin-tier trash in a few months

Didn't chinks also save Warframe and Hellgate London?
They tend to do that yeah.

Well its nothing if not disrespectful to the dead (franchise). For once I wish Hollywood shared their sensibilities.

I remember how recent Emma Watson film gained only 60$ on launch in britain, only 7 people watched it.

archive.is/2wpSa

Ghosts and skeletons are disrespectful to the dead in china I think. But I heard it was primarily banned due to femtard bullshit.

Are people finally waking up to the libral bullshit?

Yeah. Hollywood on suicide watch. And its because they pushing liberal shit more than they usually do.

Sometimes they do it subtle, but this time its too fucking obvious and people just stopped caring about them.

It's because it wasn't capeshit. Liberal bullshit can easily group through in that genre.

Also won't all this backfire them blaming piracy and closing torrent trackers? In russia our unpopular and incredibly shitty producers (like fyodor bondarchuk or nikita mikholkov), whose movies are considered unwatchable garbage by most people, blamed everything on pirates (their movies so shitty that nobody actually pirates them, except around 100 people max), and were very active in supporting anti-piracy laws we have now.

Yes, but Hollywood will do their usual bullshit and blame piracy, sexism, and streaming for poor sales.

But then this movie should have been popular among liberals but not even tumblrites went to see it.

they dont buy video games that pander to them either

I was talking about the movie itself. Not the game

people aren't waking up so much as all the indoctrinated either died of diabetus or were too busy being paid to start riots to bother seeing the movie.

That's his point. They don't buy video games, they don't buy movies, they don't spend money on the things that cater to them. They just complain when they're not catered to, and if you try to cater to them they complain that you're not catering to them enough.

i mean considering that they dont buy video games this isnt that much of a shock.
if everything they claim to fight for came true they wouldnt know what the fuck to do

My favorite part is how these people are pretending like there is some sort of sexist backlash against the movie. "Backlash" implies anyone gives 2 shits about the movie. Look at the pictures in the OP. There's no backlash, because nobody cared enough to see this Mystery Science Theater fodder.

I predict in the future that this movie will be labeled a "cult classic", and that it will make many "underrated movies" lists.

I find ridiculous that anyone would pretend it to be the case. Good movie, success, all lies but believable ones. Tentpole ? Endless franchise ? There was just no way.

That's true, I'm yet to see traditional Catholics calling for abolition of separation of Church and state and restrictions on pornography and morality. They just don't want to see this particular shitty movie. Movies like this are supposed to be plot driven and here you've got exclusively females - and plot is a male dominated thing. That makes this one weird. And the EVERYWHERE BY THE WAY joke is so bad, there's no reason for anyone to watch this.

FUCK YES
oh it feels so good

Honestly i wonder…
We allways go with the saying "vote with your wallet" but seeing as Political Correctness is pretty much having a huge push WORLD-wide in every medium be it politicians,our fucking countries, media, vidya, movies etc i have this doubt that even if EVERYONE just stopped supporting PC-movement and the shit it entails it still wouldnt go away simply because the eventual puppet masters on the back can likely just pump out shekels ad infinitum because they control our governments and such shit.

that would be a great way to wrap this chapter up

How do you check how many people are playing a game on steam again? I want to see how the game tie-in is doing

Fair enough.

steamcharts.com/app/425310

I hope they dumped millions into the movie and game. I hope this crashes and burns so hard it becomes legendary. I hope hollywood realises remaking movies is an insult.

Well the movie cost 144 million to make and 100 million to market. The game is probably part of the marketing cost. It is going to feel great watching the salt.

haah waaw

Reminds me when i went with my 2 bros to the local cinema to watch hardcore henry. They needed at least 2 people to screen a movie, and the three of us went to see it and we were all alone in the entire theater.

If they had spent wisely, they may have recouped their losses. Doesn't look good so far though.

boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=ghostbusters2016.htm

How could this be?! Even the IMDB staff gave the movie good reviews!

That 46 million is a guess by the sites and sony, its probably worse or they would have been plastering the real number all over by now.

That headline is misleading. As I recall, it only screened in about 4 cinemas in the UK as it was intended to be seen primarily on screening platforms. Still a flop, but not the catastrophic one that is implied there.

the 46 million was "projected" (lmao)

the actual number as of last night was like $19m and I bet that's inflated as fuck

Source? I just posted the first link I could find. I know boxifficemojo is about as reliable as vgchartz.

Dohohohoohohoho.

Right next to the pic of the movie

THE MOVIE TOOK 14 MILLION TO MAKE AND IT ONLY MADE 47 POUNDS, WHAT THE FUCK IS CATASTROPHIC FOR YOU?

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Well it's only short 14 million. Cisbusters is short 98 million (198 million if you count marketing and shill salaries).

So I mean she could have done worse.

My greatest fear isn't that the movie ends up breaking even, it's that the salt never comes. I mean, they can just sweep it under the rug.

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Percentage, faggot. 14mil - 60 is somthing like 99% loss.

Can you pay out 14 million pounds right now? The company that did Emma's movie are probably not full of money as evident of how small the release was. For that company, it could ruin them.

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If it breaks even, they can sweep it under the rug, but it will at least stop anything planned for ghostbusters once they see its not profitable.

for comparison

So where is Sony getting it's $45 million figures from? Ae they just flat out making it up to try to conceal the fact the movie was a complete and utter failure so that the movie doesn't lose any propaganda value?

Is there any way to verify ticket sale figures?

BTTF remake is next on the cutting board.

Just fucking stop making movies already. And stop seeing them if you have fuck all idea why they exist.

It always gives me a chuckle when China makes some new autistic law, they're better off standing some dink at an intersection in Shanghai repeating "shiggy diggy do not do this" five times in a row and hoping for the best

Good. They will pretend that it was successful and might keep repeating the same mistake until there's nothing left.

I hope the movie industry burns.

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Source? Would really love to rub this in the face of some people.

movie night when Cisbusters leaks out?

Hey man they had the cow scene and the floating pyramids, CG was more expensive back then. And they actually had to superimpose him over the old footage convincingly, not just record audio.

You are retarded, aren't you? There was a lot of special effects work. Do you think that round eye was actually in the original?

boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=ghostbusters2016.htm
Which I got from shows that they predict 17.5 million two days ago and a decrease the next few days to hit 46 million.

guys…?

I want your take on this review of the movie. To me it sounds like he's saying nothing at all, but I don't hear any of the typical virtue signaling of a coolaid drinker either.

This isn’t much of a quibble, really. I figured out pretty early on that I didn’t want to miss what Holtzmann was doing in each scene, and I was rewarded for paying attention.

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Hmm…does this piece of trash even deserve to be movie nighted? It shits on Ramis' grave and Murray was forced into it via legal threats.

It's also going to be lower than Mall Cop-tier…

Rich Evans is a pedofile

Well it's less money in their pocket, so why not?

The ONLY way to watch this filth is making fun of it with friends or anons.

Threadly reminder

Why not show ghostbusters 84 after it?

I went over everything on the rotten shit site and it all pretty much sounded that way.

Unless that was Sony's secret plan all along. Make a box office flop using a recognizable franchise so you can file an insurance claim to recoup losses. A literal version of The Producers.

What the fuck does Ian MIles Chong even doing in Malaysia?

Fucking underage prostitutes probably.

Yes

This. For comparison and palette cleansing purposes.

Well, lets have a look.
Already a retard.

That has nothing to do with the concern you just voiced.

This one's fair.

Back to retard.

Matters none.

what

Yeah, nah, your reviewer is garbo, mate. Shoddy work. I know it's not you waving your gob but I'd avoid this cunt.

Holy shit that was Fucking horrible who thought that was good i can't even explain how … Fuk…
Seeing Murray like that makes me sad.

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literally paid reviews. They had to find a way to write paragraphs of text to justify a positive rating someone handed them a paycheck to make. so, being professional bullshitters, they wrote a page of text about nothing, because the tiny bit of humanity left huddling in a cold corner in the back of their mind couldn't allow them to actually write an opinion on the movie, or else they'd say how shit it was and get their kneecaps broken.

Sure, I just want to see the ending portal thing that one reviewer was shitting on without spoilers

Most of the "People who hate it are women hating manchildren" critics were on the internet and not big syndicated and newspaper critics like Richard Roper that shit on it huge (They do a lot of Radio as well). Public listens to them. Didn't go see Ghostbusters because the critics that matter said it was garbage as a film.

Deserved blunder, anyway. Sony still won't recoignise the film studio is the poison that's been killing them the past 20 years though.

sure, that's a very good idea.

Bill Murray just wants to live a quiet life.

This person made a review with nothing to distinguish what movie he is talking about. Just take out the references to ghostbusters and add references to a different movie and you would not be able to tell the difference. This review is a most likely a shill that uses broad terms that cannot go wrong.

I say go with Evolution.

where do you guys normally stream?

can someone tell me why that cunt wears those fucking goggles everywhere even though it looks like she never needs them and when she does that it wouldn't even protect her in a fucking pool

I'm no fucking mechanic but they don't even look like they're fit to use as sunglasses.

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You mean played at the launch of the mmo.
The original's multi was miles better anyway. Shame that they couldn't set up a private server for it.

for reference the current numbers are

2016:

1984:

Like fucking poetry.
Its gone, someone call Bill Murray so we can get a real buster to take down this dead movie.

It's even better then before
First pic is took 2 days ago. no one was playing sanctum of slime at the time
Second is what it is currently.

That's more or less exactly what I thought when I read it, only I have trouble believing this particular review was paid only because of where it comes from. I would be more inclined to believe SJW, but there's none of that there.

That's why I was puzzled enough to bring it here.

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Here you go :^)

infinity.moe, although I might do it in a simple sticky if we can find something like StreamUP with HTML5 instead of flash

Say it to my face ben

daily reminder

Journalists have no taste at all.

you don't have to be full-SJW to be a beta nu-male who will shill for anything marketed this way.

That fucking irony

the ghostbusters numbers are inflated, never trust em.

It took £47 in the box office, it doesn't say what it made on other platforms.

Also reminder that The Secret Life of Pets, which is a week old, has been beating Ghostbusters for two days now.

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Poor Bill.
He really deserves better
I hope he gave the most emotionless performance for whatever role they had him play

From my understanding this film did the worse you could possibly do
Its not so bad you can watch it to just shoot the shit, or so bad you can cringe at it
Its just boring. You dont feel anything from watching it, it is on all bases a soulless shell of a movie.

but this I would be into

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Damn, guess we'll just have to do the original ghostbusters instead.

OY VEY

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Was hoping it would be as horrible as Pixels was, sure seems on par with Sandler trash.

Sandler is a more meta-comedy comedian. You dont laugh at the jokes in the movie, you lauch at the movie.

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You know as well as I do that Sandler is just dead inside and doesn't try anymore. The movies suck because he's shit, not because he's trying some meta shit about making funnybad movies.

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Not in years. The writing seems as bad is all.

I think he's just a greedy jew.

He's a surprisingly a much better drama actor. Real shame he's just a jew that likes to dance around bad "comedy" movies.

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here's a picture of /sp/ IRL

RIP ;_;7

That's Chris Hemsworth, better(?) known as Thor from the marvel movies

>>>/oven/

Why is it always jews?

What's something he's done drama wise to check out? I've never seen him act well aside from in Anger Management of all things. He acted JUST like my little brother who had severe anger issues in that.

IS that an estimate? The last time I checked it was only 17 million it made in box office.

Still begging for that ads money?

This guy is fucking godawful, all these movies suck dick from outer space.

This guy is fucking godawful, all these movies suck dick from outer space.

A bunch of no-name unfunny cunts ruined Ghostsbusters and killed Murray's soul. What a terrible year, at least we got Senrans and EDF on PC.

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I remember he played a role where his family died in 9/11 and the trauma made him block out his memories of them and he became a bum. I think it was titled "Reign Over Me" or something.

Fucking hell. Every movie listed in that image, bar 2, is either a remake, a sequel, or capeshit.

fuck off

He did Punch Drunk Love, which is actually a pretty good movie.

He also did Funny People which is even better.

>>>Holla Forums

>>>/plebbit/ waits for your return summerchild

fuck off

Its shit, are you trying to say those movies aren't?

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Most, and certainly all of the most popular western superheroes, are perfect mary sues who nothing bad ever happens to, so you cannot become emotionally invested in the story because you know nothing bad will ever happen to them. Spiderman 2 is still the greatest cape movie ever made because the characters actually showed human weaknesses, growth, and psychological depth. It's otherwise exceedingly rare in that genre.

But because being "nerdy" is popular now, capeshit draws huge audiences regardless of its quality, and a high percentage of said audiences are numales who will either ignore feminist nonsense or blatantly defend it.

Actually I know what it is. It's a full blown SJW that's actually on the smarter end of the spectrum. That is to say he's smart enough to know that his audience doesn't eat that shit so he's trying to push the agenda without looking like he's pushing the agenda. What you end up with is a review trying as hard as possibly to praise the movie without bringing up SJW topics directly and without lying in any obvious way he can be called on later, so basically a whole lot of nothing.

also check em this thread is shit

How is capeshit a meme, it's 100% accurate.

Jesus.

Capeshit's been called capeshit for far longer than you've been on the internet. You can fuck off.

Reddit detected

I was simply pointing out that the faggot who gets assblasted any time someone says capeshit should go back to Holla Forums where he was spamming that. Or even better, he should go back to reddit.

I always suspected that you goyim have some kind of brain deficit going on.
Thanks for proving me right.

Not about yuri.
Not about 2D incest.
Not about 2D brown girls.

Capeshit are old heroes repackaged as godless modernism. I want ghosts and demons, a man's soul on the line; not shitty zombies. I want Beowulf, not Hulk. Fuck superheroes. It's a downgrade of everything we ever used to do stories. Like Skylanders to Spyro. The whole genre is aestetically and mythologicaly revolting.

The one on the left looks like a guy.
The one on the right could actually be pretty fuckable once she gets some turps on her face.
Though I'm not sure why the one in the middle is playing basketball.

I had my doubts when I saw a generally favorable reception by review sites a few days ago, but seeing this thread made me fist pump.

fuck off

I don't give a shit about genre's. It's the whole weeb, cape, space, Xshit meme.
I don't even read capes. I just can't stand the retarded mentality and fallacy that if one cape/fighting/romance comic/film/book is bad then all are bad.

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ultimate casual spotted

yeah fuck off too

you're an idiot

BRING BACK GREEK HEROES

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Im gonna go watch Ghostbusters now. And later have wet dreams about Sigourney Weaver.

What about 3D brown girls?

Come on Reddit.

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Capeshit has only gotten worse. Don't tell me you want to read the adventures of black superhero #900 or squirrel girl, if so kill yourself

The power of memes must not be misused, only channeled for the greater good.

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STREAM IT

Seriously, I've not seen the film in years and I love it.

stop reading right there

You sure it outright flopped? Cunts over on twitter are still pretty smug and clinging to their narrative.

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She's the "quirky" (cancer) one.

Let's dance m8.

the webm that ruined fun

This should have been your first clue.

You motherfucker.

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Very nice film

Of course they don't understand box office and of course they aren't going to cease being delirious. It's getting dunked by a movie that came out a week ago. And it's barely peforming half of what that Pets movie did in the first week.

Shit's not even trending. If this was going to be an instant hit among liberals, then this shit should be breaking twitter.

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Even this game is better than the Cisbusters.

I'll take your word for it. Hopefully we see some asshurt in the coming week or two.

b-b-but is gamergate worst nightmare

Nice photoshop, libshit.

Empty theaters are fun as fuck though, even when the movie is shit. Mine was Maleficent.

Mine was The force awakens in its last day of screening with my son.

Comfy as fuck.

How the fuck are they allowed to file a claim for a flop?

Mine was The Lego Movie. It was the last week it was shown in theaters, I believe.

Why the fuck is she suddenly a Mary Sue with tragic past who turns good and kisses Aurora instead?

No, I am not making this shit up, anons. The bitch we've come to know from Sleeping Beauty and Kingdom Hearts would be sickened at this fanfic tier bullshit.

It also could have been done to hold the rights. Much like that Corman Fantastic Four movie that never officially released.

Mine was The Lego Movie when I finished my shift at Disney a week after its release. AMC is great for empty showings if you don't mind getting overpaying.

are we talking Fant4stic or some other Fantastic 4 movie?

Your new is showing fag.

It was a 1993 FF movie made simply to hold rights to the property. There are a few stories about it online and it's findable itself.

I think he's referring to the one from the 90's that wasn't officially released. There've been four Fantastic Four movies, user.

I… I can't answer that. Disney's Live-action revisionism thing they've been doing lately has completely sucked balls.

Mine was Crank: High Voltage

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Oh no.

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Oh, that one.
I can't for the life of me recall a film based on the people in it.
I actually thought it was Fant4stic until i read "never saw an official release
Please don't bully

For comparison, the original 1984 Ghostbusters had a budget of 30 million and a box office of 295.2 million. Adjusted for inflation with the value of the 2016 dollars, it would have a budget of 69.6 million and a box office of 684.84 million .

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Let's face it, anyone with two brain cells could see this film flopping from a mile off the moment it was announced. No normalfag wants to be preached at for two hours (or whatever the runtime is) when they're going to be entertained.
Now all we need to do is to wait for the salt to start flowing and what form it will take. Obviously the logical choice would be accusations of sexism, racism and whatever other -ism appeals to their lurid imagination, because christ knows they're better at making excuses than making decent entertainment.

I saw the Hey Arnold movie with my dad and the only other person in there was some guy in the back who looked like he was masturbating.

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I could dance like that if I felt like it.

that's not even taking into consideration the fact that the US population was nearly a quarter smaller back then and there was no such thing as a Chinese release because of that pesky cold war.

Angry Birds is redpilled about kebab.

Goddamn, I'm so sick of all the whiteknighting over mudslimes.

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The only preaching I could think of is deliberately making an all female grrrl power cast as unattractive and obnoxious as possible just to bitch about muh representation.

Now if only that bitch of a lead actress and that retarded director didn't spew so much projected bullshit about critics.

I still can't believe how fucking stupid they are to think that the original text wouldn't be controversial.

You are never too old to watch Winnie the Pooh, you insecure raging faggot.

The originals and adventures, I mean.

I don't get it, why is it so funny that it used to be "spooks"? Isn't spooks just another common way of calling spooky stuff?

Spooks is an archaic slur against niggers.

Will this mean the end of all shitty reboot remakes of movies ?

What do you think?

Yes?

To be fair, Ghostbusters always has had a high Jew-to-Gentile ratio and was the brainchild of Harold Ramis.

ohh, wasn't aware.

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So is Angry Birds the best video game movie ever released?

archive.is/HWQI7

SUPER POWER DARE TO DIE TEAM

Depends. Warcraft beat it out in terms of gross, and Spirits Within beat it in terms of rating on both RT and Metacritic (and Prince of Persia: Sands of Time and Mortal Kombat also both beat it on metacritic), but combining financial and critical success, there's a case to be made for it being the best video game movie ever released.

Mortal Kombat is. I'm sure all the "redpilled" shit in Angry Birds is just grasping at straws. I even had the idea that it was just an advanced marketing move but I don't have anything to back it up.

The pig city has a building labelled Hamnesty International. Amnesty International is a George Soros-funded immigration-pushing activism organization with its hands directly in the flooding of kebabs into Europe.

But does Angry Birds have sick techno music?

There was a fair bit of grasping at straws, but the movie being an anti-immigration movie isn't far-fetched.

No, but it has Rick Astley.

this was on the back on one of the pigs' vans.

No. The tides are turning. It's the [Final Year.]

Oh wow nice.

Yeah but are we going to survive to see things change for once?

If youre smart.

Surviving is secondary to making sure that the future is safe. This country's been dead for years now, so death is not something that scares me.

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Mortal Kombat had the best fucking music.

Daily reminder that when you support Sony, you support bullshit films like these

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This is up there with Ouya trying to pimp herself to China.

It's bullshit i totally know because i watched Anthony Bourdain visit South Africa for his show and it was a paradise. (-:

Apparently even if you're jewish you're not exempt from being cucked.

Gods of Egypt was fun when loudly laughing at how bad the CG was.

He didn't really have much of a choice since he died before it happened…

Just fuck my childhood up fam.
archive.is/41xd9

In what world are these people living in?

Because Sony never went back on its word. We will see how it plays out. Legend of the Guardians was a "absolutely!" sequel too.

oh goyim, if only you knew

youtu.be/dqjzquzFSMg

FUCK BILL MURRAY
He spends a decade saying he won't do ghostbusters 3, fucking up the production process each and every time because nobody wanted to do one without all the cast, then when Harold Ramis' corpse isn't even cold yet he signs up to do this shit.

does anyone have the original spooks? I could do with a laugh

He didn't want to do this one either, user.

Sony forced him to do it via lawsuits. Something that Ramis and Reitman refused to do, Pascal and Feig did with ease.

kek
So this what tat fuck is up to.

I was expecting that video to start with "HI THAT GUY FROM BOSTON HERE"

Mugsoggyknee

*spooks version

I've checked all the ghostbusters threads and nothing, nothing on archive(game will be forgotten in history)

You'd think he'd start the video with that shit.

Well there's a fetish I didn't know I had

purification a best, though i havent found much ever.

Glad I opened your eyes to a new realm user.

except for that was actually a decent film

Is this that "purification" fetish I've been hearing about lately? It's… Not bad.

Got more?

More pls

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Sauce reverse image search just brings up image board posts.

fucking OUCH

I wish I had more but this is a niche as fuck fetish, only image of it I could find.

It's still in the JewTube trailer description.

I'd like to watch

I had a screenshot of the start of the thread but not a screenshot of it specifically for some reason.

What the fuck, that film was like the perfect amount of dumb and funny. Except the cow scene, that was just dumb.

the movie has some dated moments, especially the cow scene and the peeing baby stuff, but the parts that were just raw dub were great

Critics hate and do not understand comedy. Now look at Ghostbusters which is a comedy and see that it got decent reviews what does that tell you.

There's so much good shit in that one.

This is just evidence that critics and comedy are mutually exclusive.

It was terrible, which is why it was funny. Kind of like The Room.

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Disfrutez

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Wierd. I could have sworn that was censored

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Enjoy your ban

Totally worth it.

Unfortunately, that was everything i had outside of some pisspoor d screencaps

All that will happen is that one post will get spoilered it's perfectly fine to post porn if it's relevant to the thread.

this. really captures postal well

But that's actually good

too much lewd and not enough slow conversion to hand-holding and cuddling

I find it hilarious how the guy fucked the succubus so hard she got turned into an angel.

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not the netflix seasons

For that, you need to delve into written porn. No artist of parchement and pen will stoop so low as that.

Also, 20 minutes for porn, and not even for the post i accidentally left uncensored.

Remeber sunset? and just how much anita ignored them?

She also does this retarded, cringey thing where she licks the proton ray gun to look LE EDGY QUIRKY GRILL LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

Bill Murray hates ghostbusters

So hey, did he and the others actually appear in the movie? What happened to that forced cameo?

He appeared because of legal threats. Murray had about 5 minutes of screentime and then they killed off his character.

You should dump this on another board, like /h/, and then cross link it to this thread.If you do it that way, you won't have to deal with NSFW on a SFW board and you provide more traffic to ded boards

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That wasn't like the last, but still, that part made my dick fucking diamond.

Dammit, I didn't want a new fetish, especially not one that apparently has little to go with it.

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It's not a purification story, but an edit of a, you guessed it, corruption one. The panels were reversed.

thanks. this was bothering me so much that I wasted 3 hours looking for the thing. I can't believe no one reposted it in the last few days.

Of course it was. Panels that supposedly went left to right, but read right to left? Something was clearly fucked there. Still like it, though less when I really think about it.

Who said he didn't ghost-write it?