Little boy, I get that you have this super important quest and everything to save the whole world...

Well, duh, silly! How else am I gonna drink your jizz like its kool-aid?

He was a kid because he got cursed faggot.

Half an a press is still an a press.

Well said Henry.

That jump you have to make from Windmill entrance ledge is complete vague bullshit and the 3DS port's graphics make it look even more impossible. This is probably the first side job of the game you take on and it's already screwing with you.

I mean this is just how it seems to me, I ruined OoT for myself by looking at all the answers in from player's guide and other people playing as a kid so I never actually figured it out for myself.

...

being a little butch or a bit of tomboy does not a lesbian make

And half a man is still a man, what's your point?

-but you know she wants that princess pussy.

Choo-choo!

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