What is it about The Legend of Zelda that attracts normalfag whores to it?
You know what i'm talking about? Those trashy sluts that are permanently on their periods and say fuck and shit in every sentence and buy the newest Bethesda and Bioshat games when they come out.
I've noticed they have a real affinity for Zelda although most have only played one or two in the series.
Lincoln Murphy
Link is cute, or at least, they think he is
Easton Long
It's popular. That's literally the only reason.
Jackson Rogers
Nerd cred, TBBT, 2007.
Camden Clark
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Ethan Miller
Final
Chase Lewis
Zelda's not even that good. I'd act like I don't understand why it's so popular, but I do.
Julian Bennett
Post moar Zelda whores.
Josiah Nguyen
It's incredibly easy. The easiest games around.
Colton Gray
If you're gonna post whores, could you at least post some attractive ones
