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The second one would be funny if it wasn't true

Even if pewdiepie wasn't absolutely dead inside this still wouldn't be funny.

I know this is satire but the 4th one is true.

The first one is true in a way, disabled people are pampered.
The second one is also true

The third one is true

The last one is true not literally, but in the sense that women basically produce nothing in a relationship anymore.

I'd be hard pressed to believe they're all purely satire or making fun of something. Some of them are very clearly the reality, no matter what narrative you believe in.

Gods do I hate the water exercise classes

"Hey, let's reserve four pool lanes for underwater Zumba that only needed one lane for the 6 people who showed up"

Fuck you, you old bitches, I want to swim laps

I'm not even Anglo, but young people not being fluent in English anywhere in the world is a sign of deficient education. I speak several European languages so I don't have a problem in Europe, but lesser mud peoples should speak atleast one of our civilized languages.

Wait
I know they know who he is but I didn't expect Grey to give him a shoutout.
How long ago was it?

I WANT TO FUCK ERIN

The pool that I swam and lifeguarded for years ago made those classes scheduled for early in the morning and late at night to avoid that.

Lol

Level field in what

in pakistan

Kelly can be pretty good at being ridiculous, but also hiding a decent-sized grain of truth in his comics.

The crying Lady Liberty he sneaks in and all the overly obvious labeling of everything makes it pretty clear that he's mostly taking the piss out of other shitty political cartoonists.

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What?

Oh man, that reminds me I got called a pervert and a pedophile by a couple of teenagers the other day. I should buy myself a pair of dark shades to hide where I'm looking.

You should try looking like a healthy well dressed person probably.

Oops, wrong pic.

Why the fuck do lol threads always have someone dumping a gallery that no one asked for and no one is asking for more?

Are you autistic or something? Yes they aren't horrible, but you're not engaged with any other users. It's just spam. Nobody is enjoying it but you.
Like, wait for a post to get some attention and then share some more with those users. This kind of thing is natural for non-retards, so it's hard to explain in words.

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Since we're complaining about seniors in sports clubs, I fucking hate how "active seniors" need to like block the running track in order for them to be able to talk to each other, instead of just running after each other in a single line and leaving room for people to pass them by.

And I hate children. Especially kids who decide to just sit their ass in the middle of the track or fight each other in the middle of the track or try and trip you while you're running. It's godawful.

That reminds me, I need to dump a bunch of Ken M.

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Holy fuck

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I cant think of ken m as anyone else but harold for some reason

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Keeps reminding me of Smegma King

Are they the same person?

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I cant stop laughing

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I wonder.
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So he's pretending to be retarded but actually ends up being funny.

Genius.

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Ken M is a blessing to mankind

This is just to funny to take seriously

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Oh god I can't stop laughing, I love this guy

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>you could go to whitehouse.gov/contact and send him a email or just write a old fashion letter

i'm crying

Funny comments, but the interview with a guy… he sounds like an SJW to me. Through and through.

i think he's just an ascended memer

He said toxic twice in the same response. He has to be. The only thing that gives me worry is Comedy Central and College Humour.

To be fair though being paid to shitpost is the dream.

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Holy fuck Finley got bars.

this guy's fucking magical
I feel like the post about the male wasp was a copycat but everything else is completely in-character and contiguous


talent and content are irrespective of character, his personal character at a glance does seem shitty
he's either hiding his powerlevel behind a decidedly liberal facade or he's just good at posting funny shit despite it
doesn't bother me either way

This shit's fucking great. Is Ken M the savior of LOL threads?

One panel too long. The pose should speak to the reference.

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Don't this thread die on me, I just got into it!

You too can become supreme

We need some grade A comics in this thread. This one has a small surprise as well!

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lol

Bane?

Im sorry but i donot masturbate to cartoons im not mentally ill. Cheers

lol

I like Finley more than Ken M. moar?

wow, he isn't mentally ill and goes to chans, how impresssive

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k

I sometimes pull a double personality, something along the lines of someone who thinks he's a "hardcore reddit user" or something who has to pretend to be a normalfag but breaks down into "lmao us reddit rite" if anyone ever mentions it. Two layers of misdirection are far harder to pierce than one. I wouldn't be particularly surprised if this guy is doing similar, but I definitely would not bet any money that he is.

nice trips though

How'd that bint grow cat ears?

It's an obscure japanese comic, don't search any meaning put into it. It's just "kawaii", you baka.

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Their Admiral prayed every night for it. You could also say that tokitsukaze had something to do with it.

That's some Cypress Hill shit right there. Someone get Finley Field and Ken M in an argument against eachother.

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But i do know what it's supposed to be, i just dont find your bug eyed cartoons arousing.

The SATs is a test kids take that some Colleges look at. While the ACT is a better test, both do similar things in that you take the test to better your chances of getting into a good college. If you score above avergae they look at you better and if you get really high colleges might even fight for you.d

i dont get it, who is pewdiepie?

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hownew.ru

We already posted some vidya comics though…

Not posting some yourself

you're on "Holla Forums with videogames", what the fuck do you expect?

Why doesn't he just get Netflix or something? I'm pretty sure every episode of Frasier is on there.

Along with the superior Cheers.

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Guffaw!

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That's a big word.

God? Is that you?

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TOP KEK

I'm confused

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Reminds me a bit of backcuck.

How the fuck did you confuse those?
troll 2 porn parody when


What WebM was he talking about?

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wew. No wonder cops shoot so many of these retards.

Not videogames.

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That smartass fuckwad who tried correcting the plural of octopus to "octopi".

The plural of octopus is octopuses.

redpanels is like a Right Wing Shmorky. People on this site only approve of them because they reinforce their pre-existing beliefs.

So perfect LOL fodder, in other words. Well done.

you can use either, nigger

My grandad does that, he's been wearing shades everytime he goes in public for a longass time, since before I was born
When asked about them he says it's simply so he can stare at hot women all day, every day, and laughs

This fukin guy

Does this mean that I have to deduct from the qualifications of black people that I consider hiring?

in the 4th one he did have a point

HEH

in b4 he really is smorky, since redpanels twatter reads like a shitpost snarkbin.

This guy knows what's up

Smorky's busy making that godawful tranny comic you know the one, I never bothered saving those abortions, but they regularly show up in LOL threads. Of course, it'd be just like a goon to play both sides.

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Don't hate on the macros, atleast not the older ones

I don't have the webm, but i got the gif.

Kathy is a real passive aggressive bitch.

The fourth one is actually a metaphor for circumcision

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We e-famous nao.

LOL

Oh snap!

He's very special.

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Retarded post aside, I've been learning nip so when I saw his name was in Hiragana I was briefly happy I finally had something to practise my reading on until I actually tried reading his name

くうら。さいおし
So char by char that's
KU U RA
SA I O SHI

I get called out for knowing fuck all but what the fuck kind of name is SAIOSHI? It feels like the dude mashed on random characters. I couldn't find anything in a dictionary either

Maybe he's a Ken M

bahahaha oh wow

Oh shit, those signatures of theirs are so inane I hadn't even bothered to check.

This has to be satire.

Possibly remove the cross line and you put that shit in a art gallery or graffiti it somewhere and everyone would think it's art.

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The guy has a youtube channel too
He also looks like a cuck

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yo what the fuck is this gif even about

Body transformation into sexy blue piranha plant from Super Mario.

oh so that's what it is

I thought it was some kind of leaf-handed aliem

What a fuckhead.

Well, everyone already thinks the phrase is art in the first place, so that wouldn't be much of a stretch

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Off-Topic: Is Star Fox Zero really that bad or is it actually pretty decent?

It really is that bad.

Have you actually played Star Fox Zero? If so, explain how the game is bad.

I don't understand

It's extremely short without no replay and controls are horrible with loads of framerate issues. It's just not a fun game.

I'll tell you when it's price goes down 25 dollars.


Look at the bottom left corner of the OP's image
They can watch all they want

God damnit i'm a fucking idiot

Is this porn?

Why is Erin so cute?

Where can I read the rest? Seeing pages out of order every few weeks on here isn't the best.

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It means that if a nigger and a cracker both apply with the same score the cracker is the better hire.
I don't think these people realize business only cares about the bottom line, if they will make more money by only hiring gooks they will only hire gooks.

I hope there was a page where someone tried to slip a roofie at E3 (maybe someone will get my reference…I hope).

google it faggot

Why are so many businesses passing around the kool-aid then?

I'm a Marine Biologist, you unimaginable faggot.

Don't you mean octopussies?

I knew a kid that went to this picnic event thing and wore sunglasses, presumably because someone told him that you can look at women without anyone noticing.
He stood on the outskirts of the event with his arms crossed, looking at girls. It was really fucking obvious what he was doing, and I'm pretty sure every girl there noticed

There is only one more page. Nigger is taking his sweet ass time.

Loving every laugh

oh fuck, that would be genius

Fuck off jotaro, dont you have some dolphins to molest

You might not be Anglo but you are a globalist. Why should Europeans from non English speaking countries know English? Do you want some kind of world government where everyone speaks the same language?

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I DON'T SEE IT, WHERE IS IT

You don't mind some foreigner colonizing you culturally? It's one thing to borrow a couple of good things from someplace, another to have them slowly replace your whole language and all your customs.


This.

You are the light of my life eltonel.

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but user how are we going to talk to each other if we dont know the same language

Using the universal language of dance.

Shades are a required part of every perverts uniform, especially at the beach

or through dick, unity

Always with the penis jokes. You fucking homos.

it's only gay if balls touch

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LEMMIWINKS NOOOOOOOOO

ayy

I guess its true asians will eat anything
how fucking horrifying

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This is more horrifying than the mouse video.

What the fuck.

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it upsets me that she added more ketchup than that amount of french fries required

are they going to fuck white korra?

With French fries 0 ketchup is too much ketchup.

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No one said that

Then what do you eat them with? Or do you just not eat fries at all?

All good french fries need is a bit of salt.

I personally prefer this.

And ketchup

Fuck, if your potatoes are good enough you can even lose the salt.

And mayo and that delicious spice that fast food stands often use

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You should post Tails Gets Trolled instead.

Disgusting
10/10

Please kill me

Though in the interest of avoiding diabetes I typically only eat fries with a bit of mustard these days. All you really need tbh famalam

None of us have the time to storytime Tails Gets Trolled.

wew

What is this

In fact, I'm convinced that the artist didn't have time to make Tails Gets Trolled. It just cropped up on its own.

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Holy shit, that's beyond pathetic.

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God damn, that is one kawaii jew lizard.

Cute dinosaurs doing cute things
This is hilarious

What?

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You wanna say that to my face, faggot?
If you've never had fries with homemade mayo you're missing out

Didn't we already storytime TGT after Crash Retold? I just wanted to propose we do Sonichu next.

Mayo, ketchup, really any kind of sauce is absolutely disgusting. Never had it and never will.

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Well I hope you die alone and unloved for being such a fucking weirdo

I would call you British, but even the Roast Beefs at least use gravy.

do you just eat your food plain? that's disgusting. Would you just eat plain pasta instead of pasta with spaghetti sauce?

You have autism

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Are you saying you've never eaten any kind of sauce before, yet also think it tastes disgusting?

You're already killing yourself.

Pasta is best eaten with olive oil and cheese anyway.

Please, yes

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Pretty much. I have butter and salt and that's it. I wouldn't have it any other way.


Yes. I don't even like chocolate sauce.

L O L

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU MAKE ME ANGRY

How can you hate something you've never had? Did you get raped by a guy using hot sauce as lube?

But how does that work?

How do you know you hate it if you've never eaten it?

I can't stand the taste of the majority of foods/spices/sauces. It's all disgusting. My main diet probably consists of less than 20 or so foods. And no, I was never raped.


If it smells bad, then it goes into the trash.

Mein neger.

Have your tastebuds been cauterized?

Completely serious question here

Do you have autism?

List of fry condiments better than ketchup:
Malt vinegar
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Tartar sauce
Thousand Island/Russian dressing ketchup is bad as a condiment but fine as an ingredient
Gravy
Cheese
Pickles

Is honey mustard, wasabi, or horseradish any good?

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Can't you tell? He obviously does.

Wether a condiment is any good usually mostly depends on what it's used with. Mustards are nice, but you don't put them on your fries (like that one freak up there) for example.


Yes, I don't know, yes.

They believe it will improve their bottom line.

Are you stupid?

Nope.


I don't think so. I apparently was diagnosed when I was a kid, but I don't show the symptoms besides the obsessive counting and occasional mental breakdown. I just really, really hate food.

Do you hate life too?

On top of that, how about any drinks to compliment sauces? Stewart's Root Beer's vanilla taste goes alright with anything tangy.


Don't we all?

I view food as a need and not a want. I don't intend to ever enjoy it. I don't like being too happy. I just have what I really need to survive, and a vegetable and some fruits is more than enough for that.

You think that's bad, I seriously can't eat most foods because my tastebuds register the flavor as putrid. If I can't cover up the taste of things with copious amounts of hot sauce or 4 different condiments, I can't eat it. Beef, pork, chicken, turkey, venison, ALL taste putrid.
Cooked vegetables, also putrid.

Something is seriously wrong with you. Get your brain scanned, you might have a tumor.

I don't think I could live if I hated food. Is there anything you actually like?

What the fuck

Oh wait, I'm on Holla Forums, and in a LOL thread no less. Nevermind.

Nigger are you living like in the sewers or Africa

I bet it's little boy willy.

Disgusting. Pork bacon with nothing on it and some chicken with nothing on it is okay. Anything else taste like shit, especially steak.


It's just too uncomfortable for me.

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Did you get brain damage in a car crash or something?

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It is shit, and if you're implying the that the picture is like me then you'd be wrong. Salad is also shit and restaurants are disgusting.

What a sad life that must be~!

Well, whatever makes you happy I guess

Or not happy, rather

Keep on doing your thing user, you fucking weirdo

This is what I immediately thought of too. Have you tried human flesh?

But he said he tried pork. :^)

Well of course, chips are terrible.

Most raw vegetables, eggs, dairy, bread.
Some things that are just tart/bitter, or not overwhelmingly sweet. Most modern candy tastes like plastic.
Then there's weird shit, like eating raw tomato will make me very sick, but I have no problem with ketchup or pasta sauce.


Actually yes.

You are an ultra casual of the food world. We would make fun of you if your taste in vidya reflected your tastes in food.

Not that much, the tastes are very different.

I'd call you a vegan, but it seems as if you've had other forms of meat.

I can agree with your list of acceptable foods, but how do you like vegetables?


I eat one vegetable. I'm not vegan.

It's a fruit

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Well at least you're not seeing guts and flesh monsters everywhere. R-right?

Mayo in general is just nasty.

It's worse than you could possibly imagine.

I'm trying my hardest to be disgusted and enraged, but that's kinda hot.

Im getting flashbacks to the twerk of 87

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its called pareidolia
sage

Well user you know what to do. Delve into cannibalism and tell us the results. Just don't eat niggers or jews or you'll get sick.

How would you know though? For all we know he may be the only man capable of surpassing Ben Garrison

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You are playing with fire. Do you think he won't find you? He is prepping the gas chambers right now, in fact, he is probably already on his way. Rest in piece.

watching fat people clumsily move around is possibly my favourite thing ever

I feel the same way. I can't stand most foods, and just end up feeling sick and/or vomiting from them. Unfortunately, this includes most fruits and (as far as I know) all vegetables, so my life expectancy is probably diminished. I wish they sold ground up fruits and vegetables in capsules. Even if I had to have dozens of them to reach the same nutritional value of one, I would do it.

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You might want to google "soylent", a nutritional sludge that tastes like cake batter.

Fucking fight me faggot. There's nothing quite like a well-seasoned steak, especially when you charbroil that shit. I'd say that's the only real way to eat a steak, but then I remember how good country-fried steak can be.

From what I can discern he is referring to the inevitable shitty feeling of disappointment that comes after.


Pray tell dear user, who in the name of fuck prepares your steaks? Even the shittiest of my steaks were at least remotely palatable.

I guess there's multivitamins and other nutritional supplements you could take.

top bait

That sounds good, and I'm probably going to try it, but I have to say it's really shittily named. Most people don't want to eat other people.

Shit's way too expensive to be worth it.

This, just die

They also provide their recipe so you can make your own.

They do. They're called vitamins.

Serious Mass weight gainer comes in 12 pound bags and gives ~1650 calories per serving when made with milk. Find SOMETHING you're okay with eating and mix that shit in to hit 2000.

I think one bag is something like ~48 dollars and it provides enough to feed you for two weeks. That's a lot more cost effective and you get joocy gains.

also it isn't made entirely out of soy and black cum like SOYlent, unless you want to be a swedish femboy don't drink that

I'd be willing to try it for a month. With a spice rack and some fruits, it might be kind of nice.

What if I want to remain my previous nationality but still want to be a femboy?

Cyanide is great for the trap diet

Isn't that shit just protein and carbs? I think the Soylen Viridians has actual vitamins and minerals.

That said, you could just get a bottle of multivitamins. Hell, the most cost effective lifestyle is to live off of rice and beans and vitamins.

No way. The nutritional fact list on the back is as large as a fucking clipboard. If there was any serious deficiency in nutrients, as you said, just get some flintstone multivitamins and chew that shit down.

What are you, gay?

Tax breaks probably, make more money that way and just have someone else pick up the slack.

Yeah, you tell that faggot.

What the true champs use

Traps are men.
Sex with men is gay.
Liking traps is gay.

You are literally tumblr if you think otherwise. 'feminine' dick is still dick. Dick is gay.
You dandelion fucker.

Hahaha, what a nigger. Doesn't know his spices. It is a Cajun seasoner but yes, your food tastes are of patrician level for simply liking that spice.

AYO HOL UP
Yeah, I never bothered asking what it is, but I'm not an americlap so I don't know if that spice is universally used or if it's some thing from around here

Holy shit I just found this today.

a common language is practical.
I would fight tooth and nail if someone tried to eliminate my language in favor of english, because languages reflect the way their people see the world, but we already live in a globalized world, I'd much rather just learn english and be able to take advantage of the accumulated knowledge of the internet instead of being restricted to the spanish speaking web.
(which is fine for some stuff, but nido is the biggest cancer in imageboard history and I'm glad I get to shitpost with you guys)

this is supposed to be sarcastic
if you think ethiopian boibockiey is attractive then have fun, suicide's a lot more efficient

Didn't stop retards from actually doing it

When did sarcasm ever stop them?

I'd love to see how fucked up someone who actually did this shit looks.

This is why I keep coming back.

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It sure stood out for me from the regular shitposts we get.

Joke guides on the internet are a dangerous thing indeed.

No, it didn't. Maybe your just new?

sure why not

What's this about his new?

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Are you're joking?

Are your?

About that part? Yeah. About you being new? No.

Nice save, faggot.

Thanks, I meme deep and hard.

Do you think you're in charge?

No. I'm necessary evil.

Whoops, almost forgot slut-dog!

Is that "mister awesome" from radio free skyrim or whatever?

i do natt know :::DDD

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Stob de andisemedism :DDDD

That reminds me…

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Man, lucky guess.

>tfw just saw they've stopped doing RFS
I didn't listen to it often but every now and then the autism overdose was entertaining

>not liking girls in addition to guys

They are with their ancestors, in the great halls of ikea.

That's not the same as

Do you measure up, Holla Forums?

Whatever criticisms you have of the comic as a whole, I found the privilege one to actually be pretty funny.

She's cute because she's a ripoff of Korra, who was created by actually talented human beings.

Sure

>ideal is

Also, you get banned for posting NTR orc porn now? Wow, sasuga Jews.

Yeah, the source is my windows paint from four years ago

You have shit taste in dicks.

And you have a taste for shitdicks

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metrics are bestrics

Are you a pedo?

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Is that fucking Chica from [email protected]/* */ 2 ?
I can see that shit did some irreparable damage to you, user.