Doctor Says Stay Away From Pokemon GO

I usod to read books avidly and my vision slowly' steadiry deteriorated. Around the time I stopped reading, my vision stopped deteriorating.

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People are out in the sun playing this, that's a way worse exposure.

Are doctors all fucking retarded nowadays

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Jokes on them, i already have myopia.

Ah, no, that's all wrong, the sun is good

YEAH OKAY, DOC

Can we have a pokemon go mega thread so people stop posting everytime they read something about this dumb as fuck autist game?