It happend, got it's own road signalling

There we go

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This fad can't end soon enough.

My FB feed is filled with this game. It's getting pathetic.

inb4 That Guy gets (50) defending how it is making him social and new friends

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This bait is exquisite, I like them subtle and simple.

Ridiculous that such a thing actually needs be said. If I saw such a thing any time in the past I'd have assumed it to be hacking prank, like the old "Warning: Raptors Ahead" sort of thing.

Reality is turning into the sort of thing you'd expect only from fiction.

It's has made me more social and fit.
I've walked 10 miles in the past few days, which is a lot more than nothing.

I still don't understand why people are surprised

Its fucking Pokemon for fucks sake, when has this game ever not been popular? We're talking the best selling standalone traditional video game series of all time and as of now one of the highest grossing mobile games too. Fucking countries had coins minted with Pokemon on them

humanity has been in decline since long before 1996 lads

try 45, asshole

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

I have to give it to Nintendo, they never fail to print money at some point.

What do you think Hitler would've thought of Pokemon Go?

The closest equivalent of Pokemon the world had in the 1940s was Disney and Mickey Mouse specifically, and Hitler was a huge fan of both

Joseph Goebbels once brought over 12 Mickey Mouse films for Hitler for Christmas, according to his journal he was very happy to have received them

It's going all accorind to plan > youtube.com/watch?v=YfNi_nkRykg

In CURRENT YEAR Hitler'd be happy to see a vidya that makes people go outside and socialize.

I think Hitler would very much have enjoyed Pokemon. It would've been something made by one of his allies, Japan. But I also think he'd very much would want to take advantage of its popularity to use it as a tool for National Socialism, in the same way he saw Disney cartoons as a tool for Americanism and how he sought to start his own cartoon production company for both art and as a tool for NatSoc

People got an outlet that makes it socially acceptable to live out their autism.

Can pgo has its own general? This is bethesda levels of shilling.
Give permission to bomb shill threads with unspoilered porn.

im sure it already does.
kill everyone

pic unrelated

The ratio is nowhere near bethesda levels given how popular this game is to begin with. Most threads are just shitting on the mindless ad populum playing it

that's kind of cute

i forgot to the quotes

"I give the leader 12 Mickey Mouse films for Christmas! He is very excited. Is very happy about this treasure. "

- Joseph Goebbels : Private Diaries (20 December 1937)

Hitler started a film company along with the ministry of propaganda led by Goebbels called Deutsche Zeichenfilm. There was some propaganda but Hitler mostly wanted to use it to bring Walt Disney level films to Nazi Germany, which he felt were art

kek, I didn't mean to post that image, forgot it had a shoop

this:
Satan is right. Hitler placed a lot of importance on youth getting healthy exercise. I wouldn't necessarily say socialization, but definitely travel throughout germany, and Go emphasizes both historical locations and churches as its pokespots.


You're completely misinformed. Read a book or something. It'd only be a tool for advancing good people and culture. Out of all the films Nazi Germany produced, very little of it was propaganda.

sage because there's another pokemon go thread in the catalogue

I noticed that too, pretty much every Church in town is a Gym, supposedly they are encouraging it because people might be more compelled to go to church now

Pokestops and Gyms are reused straight from Ingress. If I'm not mistaken, people just go and make them. Then amount of traffic impacts importance of the node, big nodes reused as gyms and shit and smaller ones reused as pokestops.

1913 introduced the income tax. Which was unconstitutional.

Its been declining since far before 1945

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Ingress portals are based off the locations of churches, parks, art installations, local businesses, and large transit centers.
Ingress is essentially a game meant to increase the accuracy of Google Maps routing algorithms, and Pokemon Go probably has some of the same purpose considering that it is a reskin of the same chassis with some extra bells and whistles.

Soon enough you will be calling them nu-Nintendo.

RETARDS AT ITS FINEST

When do you actually battle Pokémon? Why don't you have to fight them before catching them? Why is your starter Pokémon entirely forgotten because the only way to level them up is through catching duplicates and selling them for soylent green? Why is the character customization shit? Why is there nothing but Pokéstops and Gyms to interact with? Why can you catch nocturnal Pokémon during the day? Why does GO want me to trespass?

It's an incredibly neat idea but holy fuck this is stupid

They released the game too early because they wanted to capitalize on the normalfag audience ASAP. The game is still in a unfinished beta phase. Regardless however normalfags are still eating up a Pokemon game designed for socializing with others where you can't even trade.

I think that i don't like Pokemon anymore. I was okay with the fad from the 90s becaus e i was a kid and all, but this is just ridiculous. I bet Sun and Moon will be even more casualized than X&Y thanks to how successful this shite is

Just watch the entertainment ya faggots. Haven't seen spaghetti drop like this in the public for vidya in what seems like a decade or so.

I agree, I think that Pokemon should of just ended with generation one. The series hasn't introduced any new core mechanics since then.

Breeding (and eggs) , happiness, time-based catch rates and events, berries and holdable items all came in at gen 2 mate

Or you could just you know decide to exercise while not staring at a screen.

smh tbh fam

None of which are core game mechanics.

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normalfag please go and stay go

I wonder if anyone has placed lure modules on highways and intersections yet.

If it counts, the Physical/Special Split in Gen IV did a lot to make certain Pokemon more viable that didn't benefit much from their typing compared to their stats before.


It all reads as if it's one gag joke being played out for far longer than it should be.

see pasta

Only at gyms which are other's people pokemon, though you don't fight anyone 1 to 1. Every pokemon has a light attack and a heavy attack you have to wait to use, and you can dodge attacks by swiping the screen.

Presumably trading and fighting directly with other players will be added.

This adds a lot of the color. Same with water pokemon spawning near the water. It creates situations where people in your local neighborhood all have a similar team that contrasts with other regions of the city, so those who travel further might come back with locally rare pokemon.

The rest, see pic. It's not pretending to be anything more than a geocache collectathon. It biggest potential and main source of interest comes from its massive adoption, which gives lots of opportunities for mechanics that engage with the social dynamic - which would be inherently more complex that any static mechanic can allow for, like the self-organization found in online games with very open, organic player interaction (ie unrestricted MMO economies)

This is not even true. There's no way the girlfriend would be able to know where he caught a pokemon.

This shit is just clickbait of the lowest order

that opened my eyes. no thanks, pokemon go, but i still think it was a good idea that immediately got subverted by retards

You in the US?
All the people I've met while playing this have been cool as shit. An asian guy stopped me in the street, we talked for a while then went for a pint and we talked about pokemon for like an hour in a pub that had a lure set by someone else.

i live in a small town in canada, which is why I'm doubly shocked at how shitty literally every single player here is. your normal person will politely greet you and at the very least will pretend to be nice, and the pokemon go autists are genuinely hostile

That's too bad. But don't give up on a game because of one autist, in the past few days I met a lot of really nice people while playing the game.