My Pokeshit Rant

What is the deal with pokeshit? Especially Pokeshit Global Offensive, why the fuck is it so fucking popular? Is 99% of the population autistic or something and I'm the only sane one?

Last night I was minding my own business riding my bike and i pulled out my phone to look at the fucking time and this asshole mumbled something about pokeshit.

So now people aren't allowed to look at the time without being called fucking autists?

Every time I think I can restore faith in humanity, pokeshit like this happens and they all sperg over it and either of two things happen:

1. You mind your own business and people think you """"""""""""""""play"""""""""""""""""" that """"""""""""""""""""game""""""""""""""""""""""" and call you a fucking autist

2. When you say you don't like it, all the neckbeards start sperging off "lawl ahahaha xDDDDDD no taste in vidular gams hahaha lol XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

EVEN FUCKING CAR SIGNS SAY "DON'T POKEMON AND DRIVE" HOLY SHIT THIS HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND

STOP THIS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

I don't understand why you would even give a shit about the opinions of complete strangers who you will never meet again and who have no actual impact on your life.
I know that's a kinda edgy thing to say, but people I meet outside are just faceless masses of meat to me.

It's not what they say, I don't give a shit, it's about the phenomenon it's caused.

lol
 
 
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Well, you know, when you're the only sane person, you're the crazy one.

I fucking hate you millenials so fucking much…

Stop. This shit ain't funny. A single set of " " is more than enough and you can get extra fancy with italic or bold or underline as long as you aren't a newfag.

And this rant if fucking stupid, Candy Crush was and is a thing, so is Angry Birds, so is Flappy Bird so is Farm Ville. Casual Games were always here and they will always be. It doesn't change anything at all about actual videogames, you are not their target audience and their target audience is not the target audience for regular videogames.

sage because you're a stupid millenal that can't get a wrist watch and uses memeformatting.

Nice dubs thread you got there OP
I raise you trips

did you really need to make a new thread for this, comrade?

Well there is no point in having a wrist watch when you have the phone telling you time is there? Plus, nobody even wears watches anymore, also it's super annoying to have a watch when it's cold out because i can't look at the time from my watch because it's stuck under 5 layers of clothing

I fucking hate you hippies so fucking much…

Also good luck reading time from a watch in complete darkness, unless it has a button to light up or something.

If you don't want to be exposed to the stupidity of others I suggest you begin avoiding them entirely. Any time you interact with somebody you give them the opportunity to say or do something stupid to you.

When you checked your phone while somebody was nearby you invited a stupid comment.
When you conversed with a neckbeard you invited a stupid comment.
By making this thread you invited stupid comments and in some people's opinion imposed your stupidity on others.

If you are not prepared to accept the likely displays of stupidity that follow, you had best avoid any unnecessary actions that provide others with these opportunities.

A wrist watch is something you can check by moving an arm. A phone is something you can check by taking it off your pocket instead and turning on the display since it's most likely in sleep mode. And then you gotta put it back in your pocket instead of just dropping your arm. If you don't value convience, install your anus inside your mouth.

It also doesn't get it's time and date reset whenever the battery dies (especially since the battery takes way too fucking long to die anyway) and it's always good to have a redundant source of information to compare with the other.

Nobody uses their brains either, better get a lobotomy, sonny!

And getting your phone of your pocket with gloves on is easier or more confortable? Idiot…

FUCKING PIC RELATED
It's a goddamn stupid watch you can get for 5$ or so, see one of the motherfucking buttons on the side? It lights the fucking screen so you can see lights at anytime.
Wanna know a fucking secret about that bastard? It's battery lasts motherfucking years! Fathers pass watches like these to their sons and only then do they need to get a new battery. Good luck having the same longevity with cellphones that last a few days before they need charging and a few years before they need an entire new battery instead.

Yeah but it looks gay

The future will move on just fine without you gramps

OP has shit taste. I'm waiting for GO to get some of dem real waifus and a caught pokemon interaction mode.

It did just that, you retard. The only difference is that they did it on the metro, bus or train on their way to work. They also replaced Minesweeper when it comes to wasting time at work and in literally any other situation where a person has basically nothing to do.

Pokemon GO is more visible, that's the only difference.

Sucking dicks looks gay and you still do it.
And it certainly looks more manly than checking your iPhone every 10 seconds.

Oh boy a dubs thread

I'm pretty sure wearing a digitalwatch is a few notches gayer than sucking dick

Also I have an android

You literally can't be more homo than this.

Yeah it really doesn't get much gayer than watches, I'm glad you could see it my way

Hey, you wanna see some reall gay shit?
watch me

I just want this shit to end. Pokeplebs think a glorified "random" GPS tracker somehow makes them outcasts when people tell them to stop obsessing over it just a little bit. They get so defensive if you do anything other than shower this advertisement magnet with praise. I can't wait until these trendy fucks move on from this nostalgia goggles flavor-of-the-month garbage.

Have you never used a wrist watch in your life?

It wouldn't be too bad if they posted about pokemon weren't always low level. Nobody cares you found a fucking caterpie at your bus stop. Nothing about it is intriguing or impressive.

The FLOSS software development scene is more alive than ever, what are you talking about?

As long as the game stays in its current state, then people will likely move on due to the lack of content present. Unfortunately however due to the massive amounts of money that Nintendo is already earning from this game, I don't see its updates or its popularity going away any time soon. The game already has more than 10 million players in a week on Android alone and it hasn't even been released in Japan yet.

I did, I do own something similar to what posted, that's why i mentioned the light-up feature

Actually caterpies and weevils are hard to find from where I'm around. The true plagues are fucking rattatas, pidgeys and sandshrews

Also I don't see the big fucking deal you nigs are making here, a lot of public places that were getting no love at all are fucking packed now, it's reviving the parks in my area in particular.

As for the bitching in this thread, why even complain? You aren't forced to play it or even associate with people that play it. As for the OP, it sounds like he's self-conscious, how is he sure that the guy was even paying attention to him. Are you guys sure it isn't your social anxiety that makes you hate the game? I'll admit I was nervous at first to go out and participate but it's actually pretty fun to catch Pokemon and socialize, I've even reconnected with some old friends because of it.

TL;DR: if you're mad at the game that's pretty autistic within itself, it's just a fucking casual mobile game.

Fuck off normalfag.

You'd probably get more people to agree with any points you might make if you didn't type it out like a spastic retard.

So mad
Is your autism speaking?

Fucking hipster.

Drink bleach.
You projecting there, m8

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Normalfag please

why would you carry two time tracking devices? a phone is enough

since it s so fucking dam easy in the US to get a driving liscence … i m not really suprise you woudl have driver stupid enouth to play whiel driving ….

but you know what ?
natural selection

Did facts such as the game having one of the most casual battling systems in video game history and it having unfair microtransactions somehow dissonate from your mind, normalfag?

When did Porkimen become mainstream faggotry?

1996

It has always been mainstream.

I wear one

I don't know some people seem to be doing just fine ignoring the fact that people are playing, stop being autistic.

I asked how he was sure the other nig was even talking shit about him, we don't know and he immediately assumed. That says a lot

It was a phenomenon that lasted about a a couple of years before it was eventually rejected and seen as weeb shit, it took even less time for it to be completely ignored by the media, as far as I remember. I remember kids being picked on openly if they showed that they liked Pokemon in middle school( I was in elementary when the first 150 came out)

Word of the day it seems.

It's a free mobile game, anyone who drops money for any of it is a retard and is only taking the fun out of it. Considering the fact that you can get 100 coins a day by simply putting a Pokemon in ten different gyms and getting those shekels afterwards. That's why I'm saying that anyone getting mad at is exhibiting extreme amounts of autism. It's free, a good bit of fun to have when you get bored of going through your backlogs or just want an excuse to go outside.

If it ain't you're cup of tea that's fine, but being mad at something that will go out of style by about November (possibly even earlier) only shows the severity of your autism.

exept if you are an autistic faggot even at night you can still read what time it is because absolutly EVERY normal and high end watch have Phosphorescence part …(see pics)

nah thoses are for kids …
but well… it looks like US use more digital clock than mechanical

I swear Nintendo are paying for half the damn articles and images this spawned.

It's a meme game sure ("It's popular, so play it or you'll be left out!"), but the sheer number of people is mind-boggling.

Are there seriously this many fake-gamers that want nerd cred?

To think 5 years ago, you'd be mocked for playing Pokemon. Now you're mocked if you don't.

Except for SJWs. They still have to be contrarian (because it's a popular game out of their control?).

This is exactly why the microtransactions are a problem, since its a multiplayer game where your actions impact on others.
If you live in a decently-sized town or city, it is already difficult to hold even a single gym for 24 hours, and you have insanely worse odds with a number like 10.
I'd say that's natural for anyone to get mad at a game that is shoe-horned everywhere constantly, especially since its a mediocre game.
Like most other games.
I can't comprehend how someone can have such high standards that they don't already have a lifetime long backlog that escapes boredom, yet they still think that Pokemon GO is a worthwhile game.
If you are just going to be wasting your time playing a terrible game, then it makes no difference whether or not you play it outside. If going outside is so important to you, then you should be able to do it without an excuse like this.
4 months is a very long period of suffering.
Also, due to the already enormous player base it isn't unlikely that Nintendo will keep the audience engaged with the game.

There's a reason why I say that it's retarded to drop money into it, mostly all the items in cashshop are stuff you can either get for free or given to you when you level up. Incense is a personal item but doesn't attract rates as much as a module does and a module lets everyone use it. If someone gets lets say an onyx at a moduled center, other people can also have it appear in that moment as well. The only item that I don't see much of is the exp boost eggs but you can easily overcome that by power leveling where there's always a shitton of moduled centers. Besides you still need to catch Pokemon to get stardust as well as pokecandy in order to strengthen your Pokemon.

It is hard but mostly what I've seen people saving up for is the bags that let you hold more items

I don't know man I've had to explain to a lot of people why the fuck everyone is hanging out at parks and shit. A lot of people seem to be doing fine by saying "oh that's neat" and then ignoring it.

either you play your games as soon as you buy them or you don't have a backlog, I stopped buying games awhile back ago as soon as I realized that I wasn't bothering to even start most of them. Fact of the matter is that guys with a shitton of games in their backlogs tend to get bored real damn easy.

I've seen worse games to spend your time on that Holla Forums fucking loves, let's not forget Holla Forums's love of the abomination that is Katawa Shoujo.

Yeah it's a shitty excuse but it's an excuse and because of it I'm seeing parts of my town I never knew existed or was too lazy to go there myself.

You can't ignore it? You can't request a pokemongo containment thread? You can't stop yourself from reading every post/news article about it? Like I've said there are tons of people ignoring this shit, its not hard. I'm sure you've ignored huge fucking catastrophes before just like me, and either in or outside the US that the media covered substantially, how should this be any different?

Is that bitch retarded? If she doesn't want to interact then maybe she should play a single player pokemon game. This indeed is a textbook example of a normalfag trying to fit in with the "gamer" crowd. Disgusting cunt.

Incense and Lure Modules regardless give unfair advantages to individuals or a small group of people. Sure, you still need to collect other items, but those two very useful specific items are very difficult to gather due to gyms currently being too hard to seize for long periods of time. It certainly seems like Niantic planned this all along in order to maximize profit.
As far as I know, most people on Holla Forums didn't play Katawa Shoujo because of the game factor but rather because it is a decent novel with anime aesthetics.
I basically can't ignore it due to my employment. I'm currently a senior high school teacher and about 3/4 of my class consistently talks this game with some of the most brain-numbing discussion points ever.
Also on top of this, the school's headmaster used it as an example of dedication from students just yesterday. I have never cringed so hard in my life before.
Sage for half blog-posting.

accidental sage

blogpost more, I'm curious. Tell more about the cringy shit you heard.

I'll make a short list of some of things that I can remember:
1. Many students whine to me when I won't let them play the game during an ICT class because "Phones are ICT! XDDDD".
2. One of the chads stated that if you pick anything other than Team Valor, it's because you're a hipster.
3. A female student with dyed hair and piercings got triggered over the fact that the gender choices are binary. (I actually got chastised by the headmaster because this same person reported me for telling the class to make gender a Boolean data type in a database earlier this year.)
4. Most of them have admitted to never playing a Pokemon game before, with their only experience with the series being the show when they were younger.
5. Some faggot spent $90 on microtransactions already.
6. "HAHA THAT GAME SURE IS COMPLEX!"
7. I saw a couple of students looking up Pokemon GO memes during class.
8. From the death stares I got when I told the class that I didn't own a smartphone when asked if I had played the game, I'm pretty sure they now think I'm a rapist or something.
This isn't even the full extent of what I have witnessed in relation to this game.

So do you hate your job? How do you stand having to deal with cringy normalfags and tumblrinas on a daily basis/

Yes I hate my job, especially since I teach ICT. With the exception of one person, the entirety of the 75 people I teach is completely incompetent and expects me to do all of the work for them.
My parents are very wealthy and they told me that the only way I will get inheritance is if I stopped being a NEET (I had quit my previous job because I thought the practices were unethical despite the high pay, so I was in that state for about 6 months). This is the only reason why I haven't quit yet.

As autistic as it is at least its getting people outside

Embarrassing.

lucky

Bait

But assuming on the off and small chance it isn't

You brought it on yourself nig, you deserve no sympathy from anyone if you have such a huge advantage over average joes and still manage to fuck it up to the point of your parents holding back monetary inheritance from you.

can't show any clearer you're on the spectrum

classic bitch

I love hearing from normalfags saying that walking a mile to catch virtual Pokemon is their "exercise" for the day, I never thought I'd hear people say shit like that