Best of the Worst vidya

My standards are irrelevant. They are not fat, and don't look like Bioware-tire men in drag. That makes them more attractive than most feminists and their audience.

Perhaps a controversial one but I put forth EYE.

It's on a creaking old engine that clearly can't cope with what they wanted to do, the AI is brokenly bad when it isn't being brokenly good, the plot makes no fucking sense and weapon balance doesn't exist.

Despite (though I suspect in no small part because) of these these factors, it's still fucking glorious.

being more attractive than a feminists isn't a hard goal to achieve.

Those are low standards, user.

nothing really comes to mind when i try to think of terrible games that i enjoyed, not that i havent enjoyed terrible games.

Not anymore

It was enough to ruffle the feathers of the gaming "press".

That Jimmy Neutron 3rd person shooter game.

this one ?

i remember owing it but barely playing because i had better games.

No, the one with bearded Jimmy.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
YOU MEAN THIS ONE

i would be sorry for you but i'm just glad there is someone else who played it,i use to really be autistic about jimmy neutron when i was younger i still feel shame when ever i see anything related to him

I was a jimmy nutrin fanboy like 12 years ago and this game looked like shit but was weirdly fun.

Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi

looks like youre going to the shadow realm

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lets see if you can out do this.

everytime i look back i cant stop cringing about that moment in my life.

I have a big tolerance for bad fighting games. And, I SO wanted to like that game. But it just was not enough.

I played this

i owe you one

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The Wheel of the Worst ones are the best, I was fucking crying at the one with the "old ladies".
Too bad Jack and Rich are fucking casuals in Pre-Rec, the Doom (2016) one triggered the fuck out of me, they completely drank the kool aid.

thought this webm was too shit for human consumption but it's relevant enough and i don't really care

the game is hard truck apocalypse

I get mad too when my opinions aren't validated by e-celebs

Controls were shit.
Graphic were shit
Shitty game in general.

The multiplayer was fun thought. For ten minutes

Well man it was an hyperbole, it's not like it ruined my day or something. It's just that I expected them to be different and got the same cookie cutter review.

that's pretty bad man

if you had been born fifteen years earlier it probably would have been sonic

so you have that to be glad for, at least

No, I was never an autist and my mom never spoiled me with toys and stuff.

I kinda did this though.

Yeah man, fuck those guys. They had opinions that weren't the ones you wanted them to have

I don't remember many truly terrible videogames that I enjoyed on some level, but ToS2 comes to mind.

The main characters are on the top of my list of "most unlikable, annoying protagonists in any video game", but I kind of like the monster collection to some degree.

Gundam: Target in Sight.

Horrible framerate, tiny maps, inconsistent difficulty, unpredictable upgrades and a janky as hell lock on system. But shit, it sucks just right. You actually feel like you're piloting a crap suit in a horrible war and you could get completely fucked in seconds. It didn't have any of the sillier mechanics other Gundam games have, like charging a bazooka or loads of meta stuff, just you, a requisition system, and a countdown of days as it gets harder. And once you played it long enough to understand the movement and avoid taking hits, and you had access to a Gelgoog or Guncannon, you became the scary one.

It felt like a really rushed title to meet the PS3's early launch days, and it suffered for it. If only it had more time for extra maps, actually functioning squad commands, and a better performance. It sucked, and I still finished it like, six times over.

You are completely missing my point faggot, whatever.

fuckin A. The models were also really detailed which was cool (but everything else looked shit). They really need to release more gundam games where you just play a random mook in a shitty non gundam.

I got your point. You were hoping they'd trash the game, they didn't, so they must be casuals.

It's probably more that they exposed themselves as liars.

user, even I am more attractive to guys than feminists and I'm a guy.

What exactly did they lie about?

The quality of the products they review. Giving a positive review to an obviously bad product is a clear sign of corruption.

You should file a report with the FTC. I'm sure two guys giving a positive review to a game you don't like is grounds for an investigation

you know why the head is cropped out right?
ive been on 4chan 7 years, ive seen traps with good bodies but NONE of them had good faces

I'm not one tho, the picture was to get my point through.

You know it to be true

post some more then sissy

No, I was hoping they reviewed the fucking game. What's good and what's bad, direct comparisons with the original games.
But instead they went "It's just a game about shooting demons and that's okay!", "Look, they imply at the beginning they don't give a shit about the story!!, Take THAT modern gaming!" basically the same template review you would see anywhere else.
I don't know if they are being dishonest or not, but it implies I cannot get an original review from them, the complete opposite of what happens with RLM.
I never expected them to say, "This game is shit don't buy it" that's just your projection.

I'm actually very manly, I just get told on a constant base that I'm cute mostly by girls, but /cuteboys/ too
If I wanna post a picture I'd have to take out the exif and censor it, can't you just trust me on it? :^)

Your next line is gonna be: "Do it faggot"

save a jpg as a png and it erases exif
more you know

What do you want back more, the $.25 or the amount of time you wasted with it?

Did you ever pull a Calvin and put some crisco or something in your hair?

I don't remember the name of it, but I had a Spengbab game for PS1 back in the day. It was fun, but I remember the controls being ass and some of the later levels being bullshit to finish.

The PC game was decent, from what I remember.

Haze is pretty bad. A lot of the cutscenes are really weird and awkward.

If you're looking for actual GOOD games that happened to be pretty wacky and fun then you can check out the company's other titles. TimeSplitters is a blast, especially with friends.

Rogue Warrior

Mickey Rourke's best performance

I wanted to fuck Martha because of the idea of a dumb jailbait fangirl who was all over your dick. Had the game been and H-game, Emil would've fucked her for days if he hadn't been a faggot.
I tolerated the game to some degree, but something that made me nuts was the horrible quality in some attacks. Presea's attacls looked like she threw hot coals at you, and what was with the queden dip in imagen quality in one of the last cutscenes?
Oh, and fuck that music, the hell happened?

I too had an autistic obsession for Calvin and Hobbes similar to

and of course

Haven and Hearth
biggest piece of autistic swedish garbage. but it was fun to play with some friends, and the politics and raids were fun.
combat is terrible, grind is endless, power disparity is stupid, making things is slow.

NuDoom is actually a really good game, user. I'm sorry you just jumped on the internet hate machine bandwagon. :^)

Surely they aren't the most HC gamers but they aren't that bad and occasionally even bring up some good points. I wouldn't watch them if it wasn't included in my RLM rss feed but they're still alright. Better than your average video game journalist article.

I think part of it is that, for fans of Symphonia on the Gamecube, it really doesn't do much to appeal. All the returning characters are pretty much guest ones you can't level or customize if memory serves, leaving you with Emil and Marta as the only more or less permanent ones, with monsters to raise to fill in the gaps. I think there were some other issues as well, but that stands out from an "I enjoyed Symphonia" level.

At least Namco learned their lesson about that when it came to Xillia 2. All the returning characters are fully playable, levelable, and customizable, and are actual party members rather than just guest ones, and while for the Fractured Dimension missions, you're locked into Ludger and two other characters, they always left the last slot free to take whoever you wanted with you, and all the between chapter things were free use of whoever was in the party. Probably good reason why Symphonia 2 was relegated to Escort title (which doesn't mean the games there are bad, just not "main series") and Xillia 2 is mothership.

Also surprises me a bit that the same guy that did Emil's extremely faggy character design could do Ludger's professional, competent looking one. And apparently the artist actually hated that look for Ludger, but both Namco and liked it a lot so it thankfully stuck.

Calvin and Hobbes is great. No shame in still loving it, though the "crisco for photo day" thing probably isn't the best memory to look back on.

Seriously though, Watterson was brilliant. If you go back and reread some of them, he pokes fun at stuff that SJWs preach and practice now. And that was YEARS ago that he was making the comic.

TPS really is the modern go-to for laziness. gameplay and assets easymode.

Dynasty Warriors. i've played every single one since DW2. I honestly dont know why i enjoy it so much.

Hey now. EDF is a fun, clever, well designed game with alot of variety and challenge, and a very good difficulty curve.

Stay triggered fag, you sound Holla Forums who are still triggered over RLM for liking the new star wars movie.

This game right here, it's like a weeb Mario Party without the minigames for PC. It does everything so wrong yet at the same time still has a sort of personal charm to it.

i find this to be true, one of my good IRL friends used to be into gaming. me and him used to play quake online all the time, he also plays starcraft online and doesnt quit when he sees moonrunes, he beat them atleast half the time. Well he got busy and hasnt been able to play games. I think the last new game he actually was able to get into was FEAR. so that was what. 7 years ago? he completely stopped playing games, so he totally missed the (somewhat) gradual decline.
he will try to play popular games now to try to get back into playing games, and be immediately turned off. the trailer to the nudoom.

My brother on the other hand also used to be REALLY good at games. but he continued to play them, but not as much. his standards for games dropped over time to the point where he plays walking simulator puzzle games. when nudoom came around, he actually went out and bought it because of reviews and was/is so excited to play it. "finally a game thats just about FUN"

RuneSword II

Plays like one of those old DOS games that runs faster the better your CPU is. Lots of effects and mechanics are pretty clunky and mysterious, but playing through some of the campaigns and leveling up your character is pretty fun. I really started to enjoy this game the most when I started leveling a character with Cleave, an ability that lets you strike a second enemy for tons of extra critical damage and get a likely kill whenever you land a finishing blow on another enemy in melee range. Stand in the middle of a pack dodging everything, and then cut them down two at a time.

Game is open source now, but wasn't when I first played it. I played through some of the campaigns in that open source version and it's pretty good, but didn't keep my attention enough to merit replaying any of it. Balance falls away pretty quick in some campaigns, such as the one that makes you fight a doppelganger and gain more XP based on your level, so you run and fight that with your party and then reload the campaign to fight again to get ridiculously easy XP. Or you could just hack your character quite easily to make them stronger. You can also change character and monster sprites and change the library of game music to other MIDI tunes of your choosing.

The music that comes with the game can be pretty hit-and-miss. Some tracks are really nice and fit the game and feel pretty well, and then you have the theme from the Exorcist as the intro music.

darksiders is fucking dead

Shame THQ had to drag Vigil and Darksiders down with them

Action 52. Hilarious in its sheer incompetence.

heavy rain while drunk with a friend and this shit happened

Daikatana is a terrible awful game that I play through from beginning to end about once a year on average.

I know how to find every secret area and I even ironed out the finer details of strategy for the "last" boss, something that no official strategy guide for the game ever did.

I have completely wasted my life.

I remember playing this too. I hated it, but at the same time it felt like the best shit.

The gbc or PC version.

You made the game your bitch. Now, remake the game so it's good.

jack is the one who always drinks the kool aid, hes a fucking normalfag, if you couldn't tell by the fact he loves firewatch (which is basically gone home: extended)

rich knows his shit

Dragon's Dogma

or the N64 version

E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy is best of the worst

I'd have to say E.Y.E. falls in this category for me.
It's awful. The level design is horrifying, the balance is poor (there are weapons that are literally useless), the assets are badly-done, the writing is lousy, and so on. It does virtually everything wrong, and shouldn't be fun.
But it's great.

Even the synopsis makes it sound like it something from Best of the Worst: you play as a psychic cyborg samurai priest working for the Illuminati military, fighting both the corporate government and demon aliens from another dimension that also are reflections of humanity's evil.

Shit

It isn't terrible, but it's poorly thought out, mediocre at best, repetitive, boring, and the only challenge comes from the game being poorly made
That'd just wrong. Even compared to games on the same system from the same time, it looks much worse, even though it has hardly anything in comparison to render.
But neither of those things were the major things about the game any way. The actual bad things about the game were the bugs, which made it made it nearly unplayable. Also the "sex" scenes where you would beat up people attacking a woman, and then proceed to dry hump her, usually in the same room only a minute after she was being assaulted. The character models were kinda funny, too. Mikey had a neck like a giraffe and every woman has less realistic proportions than an anime girl. The story was shit too. Over all, you can just tell that everyone involved was retarded.

List we forget: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL57hJfweW_2srGztN1iedcFd-BV5X1Ram

original PC, the GBC one is actually a nip-developed legit worthwhile zelda clone.

This is the best piece of shit I ever played.

I played a lot of both shareware games and flash games, there are some very good gems there. The thing is, it is hard to differentiate between bad games and just low budget games.
There are some anons here that like the old Exile games, if I called those bad they would murder me, because really they are good games, but they look like random shareware crap of the nineties.
I think a good example of best of the worst is pic related a puzzle game that some user posted once here. It has horrendous graphics with saturated colors, horrendous sound, shitty effects, it is a puzzle game yet it is filled with real time crap everywhere that one shots you, overall super annoying to play through.
But even then, the controls are tight and the puzzles are very well made, with hard to reach optional point tokens to collect that add a nice extra challenge.

Yeah I was going to say that about jack more specifically. He is also pretty annoying in RLM videos. I hate wizard more though
Rich makes a video game joke in one of the Best of the Worst videos that cracked me up, mostly because I wasn't expecting it, something Jack probably won't ever do.

Which one is the bigger torture? I can imagine just by control schemes the GBC or n64 versions right?.

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GBC one is fine, see

N64 is widely considered the worser between that and PC, but that's like saying eating shit is worse between that and just licking it.

This game is garbage, don't let Holla Forums lie to you.
But I'd be delighted to play a sequel.

Oi, fuck you. Wonderland is the shit.

Pic related confuses me. They used stock chimpanzee vocal sounds for a part where frightened squirrels are scampering away. Was this intentional? Was the budget for the game really THAT low? Is that supposed to add to the surreal atmosphere of the game? I'm not sure it was effective…

I want to say it was intentional to recreate low budget tv shows from the 80s, but honestly, i dont know.

The combat was brilliant. The map designs were like being trapped in a nightmare.

I genuinely enjoyed playing The Hentaiverse.

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Nigga you better not be talking shit about 100% OJ.
Nice digits though

Sonic '06 is a masterpiece among "good bad games". All of its individual failures come together perfectly - the control and camera issues, the pretentious and convoluted plot, the terribly animated cutscenes, the schizophrenic art design, the sadistic level design, the absurd glitches, the cheap, hacked-together "feel" of the game as a whole - to form a game that feels deliberately and exquisitely bad. There's nothing that can even come close to it, it's practically the Troll 2 of video games.

Sonic Boom.

this game is incredible

it's funny too, the box art is so generic, and yet a wild fucking ride awaits you

both.

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okay, but for real
If it wasn't set in the Michael Bay film universe, and wasn't weighed down by a movie tie-in development, then this could have actually been pretty decent. There was also a console version, but I never played it.

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No way in hell. People stopped caring about Sonic Boom a month after it came out. It was a piece of shit, but it was also very easy, was tame and "safe" in terms of aesthetic and plot, had repetitive base gameplay with little variety, and the annoying voice lines were too self-aware and sarcastic to reach true memetic potential (a la "IT'S NO USE", "that tornado's carrying a car!", "but that alone is insufficient", Silver ranting about the IBLIS TRIGGER, etc.).

To be fair, it had its moments (the fucked up cutscene in the webm that circulated around upon the game's release, Knuckles' jumping glitch, randomly falling through the floor), but it lacked the sheer "how is this game even fucking real?" factor of Sonic '06.

Also, most of the interesting glitches were patched out of Sonic Boom within days of it releasing.

Honestly, I probably wont play it and just get code of princess or whatever on 3ds tomorrow.

Didn't the Sonic Boom cartoon kind of make the Knuckles infinite jump canon? I saw something about that here a while ago

Play Zeonic Front my nigga. All time best gundam game ever

That shit was edited

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There was a dream sequence where Knuckles flew into space Superman-style.

Hello I lost my way into chans which brought me to come here.
I have not played video games since 2009, except about 15 minutes of Goat Simulator.
What have I missed?

user, I know that no body appreciated your hard work on your game, but its shit.

We >>>Holla Forums now?

Das ist richtig, Jay.

but they didnt like it

True, they thought it was acceptable and as we all know the only thing worse than someone with a polar opposite opinion is someone with a neutral opinion.

by not saying it wasn't the worst thing ever makes them hardcore sjws

well they can't openly admit they hate it because there's a nigger main character, they have to evaluate beyond that.

tbh fam, i personally think both star wars and star trek were never good and they're looked positively upon by people who had nothing else back then, because really, there was no internet back then, it was either pay to see the damn movie/cable subscription or fuck off.

even then, anyone can see that modern jewood movies are nothing but green screen upon green screen.

tl;dr: maybe they think its not bad within the range of shit that is every star wars movie, which is always in the shitscale, its shit but they think its less shit than usual

I recently rewatch episode 4 and am watching star trek tng for the first time and both are pretty good

duh, of course you think its good if you're rewatching it.

who would rewatch something they think is shit?

right?

Street Fighter IV Volt.
Perhaps a better question would be: What's the worst best game you've
ever played?

Why not just lame it out with the timer instead of using infinite time? Or you could play a better game.

let me clarify, rewatched for the second time in my life

first time I was like 6 and didn't remember anything

My friends and I bought a Spyhunter game for the OG Xbox back in highschool knowing it would be shit. It starred The Rock and most of the game was on foot. Niggers were shooting at you left and right but you could just choke slam them all to death. We ended up just quoting random shit from The Rock's wrestling career while laying the smackdown on these poor fools for 3 hours straight.

Mike literally said, "I loved it. It was everything I needed it to be." The least approving was Rich, who said it was alright.

Because they didn't hate it. And they definitely would have been vocal about their dislike if they had indeed disliked it. They're already shitting on the new Ghostbusters before it even comes out, they don't give a fuck about political correctness.

The overall plot could have been really interesting but.. god was it executed badly.
The main character is a whiny little fucktard that gets his ass handed to him every time he fights the real main character(Richter).
IIRC you are left in the dark about what the fuck is even going on until a huge plot dump near the end.

They hate the first Independence Day and After Earth.

who doesn't

A lot of people, for some reason.

You can´t fail in a David Cage game.

So it's not a game then?

Just played a 3d Cooking Mama game for Wii that was pretty fucking terrible. Good ascetically however.

Orion: Prelude

"Ascetic" means abstinent and disciplined. You're thinking of "aesthetic."

I played this on GBA. It was one of the shovelware games I originally got with it. I remember liking it in a strange way though.

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If you played the game you would see how recklessly she teaches children to cook, fucking dog running around, diving through the air to catch a burger.

Reckless.

As a Ninja Gaiden game it's complete shit since it's more GoW then it is NG.

but Yaiba is such shit talking jackass and the whole game was so dumb that I couldn't help but enjoy it, felt like the crap game he was in fit Yaiba as a character.

It's pretty funny that the only hardest part in the game was the Ryu Hayabusa boss fight.

Honestly i'd love to see Yaiba return in a real NG game as a bonus character the Robot arm and broken katana fighting style would be pretty cool if bough over.

If any video games are perfect for Best of the Worst it's the Sega CD FMV games.

Best of the Worst would be Wirehead, and you'd likely want to blow up Sewer Shark.

I got to say, that was more entertaining than this.

Wirehead really isn't bad. I don't know if I'd ever suggest an FMV game, but if I did it would be Wirehead.

The big problem with FMV games is they're terrible to play. Basically the precursors to QTEs.

Bad Rats
Ride to Hell
Deadly Premonition (debatable though, it's not hard to argue that it's a legitimately good game)
The Amazing Spider-Man DOS
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Night Trap, Corpse Killer, and most other FMV games
Sonic 2006
Big Rigs

Yourmoviesucksdotorg, and his video game channel Adumplaze especially videos of David Cage games since they're essentially shitty B movies. I've watched maybe four different people play Indigo Prophecy, Beyond Two Souls, Heavy Rain and it's always hilarious. I am so fucking hyped for Detroit.

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Typical kart racing game. The characters are shitty and unbalanced and the controls are iffy. The tracks are kinda neat though and it has decent music. I haven't replayed it recently, so it might be even worse than I imagined.

I-I'm not alone…

I had it too and I know exactly what you mean.

I never had a current console or PC until I got a Wii towards the end of its life, and I can't stand most games made after 2005 or so.

Isn't that rainbow mouth maymay from cuckchan or something? All of a sudden it just came out of the blue, amongst only the shittiest of posts.

That "rainbow mouth" is pretty old, how the fuck havent you seen it before?

How old? Maybe I just don't remember it.

For me it's a toss up between, dota 2 and warframe, while people will argue that not bad games I just don't agree, dota is pretty one side fuck match where even if you look like your winning you're not going too, warframe while fun burst of fun the only way to get to enjoy the cool shit is to put more money that you should have into it. limiting your gaming experience, and sure you can play the waiting game with some items, there are items you have to actually buy in order to ever get to use them.

Now the absolute worst game I ever put time and effort into was fallout 2, there's a problem with your game if it's so fucking boring you have to force yourself to push through to play it. I did beat legetly by maxing out the most broken stat in the game (luck) and playing the game was just so easly, especially since I knew how to get the best armor early on and weapons, then beating the game became so easy.

I couldn't be more uninterested with a game if I tried, at least with undertale, as shit as the gameplay is, it had a story that was good and charming and as long as you don't care for the underlying messages within everything, it's a sweet story about a kid who finds a magical place and makes friends with everything in it. And I like stories that give me a good feeling like that.

I found the atmosphere quite engaging.

Good taste annon.

I hope for your sake this is a master bait.

I'm afraid not and yes I beat the hole game all of fallout 2, and I pushed though just so I could just beat it and never touched it again you could all jump for it, but fallout 2 was a horrible experience for me. Am not a role player of any kind, I don't pretend to be something am not. I am pretty well grounded in reality for me while undertale is basic as hell when it comes to people, they at least were likeable people by my standers.

Fallout 2, did a amazing job at one thing though, it portrayed the wasteland the whole time I played because the hole time I was there I felt like there was fucking noting going on.

i heard the avatar TLA games on the Xbox 360 were considered to be pretty terrible. I thought they were okay.

yum

Who's the Rich Evans of the videogame world, Holla Forums?

Best voice acting.

rich evans? he streams playing brutaldoom or dark souls some times.

rich evans is

I played the pc version back in the day and really enjoyed it.

I played that game on the ps2 and I have fond memories even if it was a mediocore game.

source?

I loved playing the Fellowship of the Ring game because it had its own quaint vision of Tolkien. Pity they never made games of the other two books, as by that point the movies had been released and EA had bought the license. That 'Official Tolkien Game' logo still brings back pangs of nostalgia.

I used to love throwing rocks at people

Tomo-chan wa Onna no ko

Thanks m80.

Mario 64

And no, that isn't just bait. Mario 64 is the best of the worst games I have played. A game just on the edge of mediocrity and being shit. The worst part are all the n64 kiddies who are completely blind to its flaws because they have rose tinted memories of a game they fumbled around in awkwardly and were rewarded never the less by the complete lack of difficulty. There is no help for these people as they are completely delusional.

R.I.P

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I never played it when I was a kid and I thought it was alright.

I think I still have the disk for this shitty game

I chalk that up to bad taste. You think it was "alright". I'm saying that it is just below mediocre (alright). The best of the worst. Not the worst of the worst. So you saying that you think it was alright isn't countering anything I've said.

This of course is assuming that you are being honest and aren't just a nintendrone the more likely scenario

Bitchs who complain about it are too dumb to understand how patches worked pre-steam (yes people this stupid do exist). Fuck the sequel though.

Strange ass artstyle aside I loved this game.

Its honestly not a "wurst gam EVARRRR", but its still shit. The gameplay needed an overhaul and the soundtrack is just utter garbage.

Next time you take a bath, consider taking the toaster in with you.

Man if you hate the the star child of nostalgia fags too (Deus Ex), you are either a great hero or a master troll. Either way, I like you.

The idea of "so bad it's good" doesn't really work with video games because the engagement for a bad game is much different than for a bad movie. A bad movie can be made enjoyable if viewed in a certain way; a bad game is just a bad game because there's no other way to play it.

I can agree with the exception of Adventure games like Life is Strange… but that's probably because it is so close to a movie anyway.

whoa

literally, at that point, it needs to be a movie. the only reason it isn't is because movies aren't being made that look like games

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I love Calvin and Hobbes but I think I was too young at the time to really understand what the actual meanings were.

It's shit that's no more interesting than the kind of stuff you can drum up in your own head. it's reconfirmation of your own knowledge

I fucking love the idea of having your game look like it came off of LiveLeak or something, that's a really neat look.