Alpha thread

Alpha thread

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I'm alpha

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You're alfalfa

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Today or tomorrow?

I dunno anything about the comics honestly so it could be great?

in bed?

It has the potential to be great. Apocalypse was the world's first mutant and collected alien tech to enhance his abilities for centuries. He's pretty intimidating. I love what I'm seeing of the movie so far, especially the more comic-inspired costumes. (Storm looks so badass.)

I just hope they'll continue to A) use the mutants' powers creatively and practically as they did so well in Days of Future Past and B) not let the action set pieces get too out of hand. They showed a lot of restraint in DOFP, which I feel really paid off.

♥

Well hopefully it's in good hands then, it'd be a shame if they didn't learn from the big dumb superhero movies

Oh damn so like in an hour?

And btw status update I do not yet hate everyone

no, sci.

..how?

I am so god damned tired of hearing the word "triggered". I've had some horrific things happen to me, and sometimes the memories flood back and it hurts. But you know what? Suck it up and get on with your life, kids. Dwelling just makes it worse and lets the people who hurt you win. Why can't people grasp this concept?

/rant

Some of the massive explosions and dumb poses I see in the trailers worry me, but I'll give the movie its day in court.

It's cool to be triggered now.
It is like... the new wrist slitting fad, without the actual self harm.

When I was a kid, I always saw the religious right as the biggest threat to free expression and civil liberties. Now there's been this massive, swift polar shift and it's the social justice crowd. I never would have imagined.

she's just an edgy little bitch.

I lost $1500 dollars today because I'm an idiot.
My mom was right; I'm lucky my head is screwed only my shoulders.

Oh shit.

What happened?

I know.
That's why I left.

I don't remember what edgy shit I was into, I was too busy with videogames, David Firth animations and fapping to everything.

Ouch

*economic tears*
I hope you'll be right

There's a growing number of "edgy little bitches" here in Austin now. It's making me want to move back to redneckville.

Aw, Cookie.

What'd you do today? Anything interesting?

I was trying to think of a Burtn Face Man quote yesterday and couldn't remember it. I bet if I went back and watched that and Salad Fingers now, I would wonder why they were so entertaining.

Oh no. Will you be ok?

I'll be fine, but honestly I'm a fucking retard at times.

Is gonna take a while for you to get over that shit.
You'll make it back though, don't worry, I've been in a similar situation.

Just curl up in bed, withdraw from the world and melt in our embrace. Feel free to talk about anything on your mind

'Evil is a shit that needs wiping'

I'd move to normalville. I'd pass on both.

I cringed hard.

You could always ask the bank to review the security footage and see who picked it up and get that cross-referenced against who uses that ATM. I'd honestly go through the effort for that kinda money.

you always manhandle me when we cyber

I liked Milkman. Such creepy and cute.

yet

Not really. I woke up at 6, which is 5 hours ago, and I've been gaming with friends ever since.

Yeah I decided today is gonna be a vidya day.
I can't wait to feed in league.

Yeah I asked them to try and review the footage and stuff for me while I was there. They pretty much told me not to hold my breath though.
Here's to hoping.

awh shikes.
Sounds like the time I left my wallet in the supermarket, but I was in luck cause a little kid followed me and handed it back.

really? post logs

Major ouch. Does the bank have a security camera pointed at the ATM? Maybe they could review the footage and help you out.

"Take that, crime! You shit!"
That was the quote I was trying to remember. -__-

I just want my own little patch of land in the country away from people, especially hipsters and door-to-door evangelicals.

Fun fun!

hehe I bet smiles doesn't know I stole her money >:.)

you don't need to go that far. You can be around totally different people if you didn't even live around the place you live. No hipsters around here and no talibangelicals that go door to door.

you don't remember the hot cyber sessions we had? was i really that boring?

Yush!
Problem was that that means I overslept for school.
I was about 10 hours late.
Woke up after it ended.

Lord Satan has answered my prayers. That's what you get for deleting me on Steam.

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I think I don't even have your steam so that'd be surprising

Well that's nice of the little kid.
I probably just made someone's day really happy, so at least someone is doing well.
At least my video games can't hurt me.

see
Hopefully something comes from it, but I'm not waiting on it. I didn't have any particular plan with the cash though, so I just guess I'm not going out this week.

But that's your fault.

You're mistaking me for Blood-chan

I used to message you at least once a week and you would ignore me. Remember?

HAIL

You're mistaken.
You stopped messaging me a while ago.

I guess all that universe talk really /spaced/ you out?

My home town is kinda ok in those regards. Land there is just kinda pricey and they're buying up a lot of it to build apartment complexes and strip malls.

Cookie. What even?!

Exactly!

I'm glad you're keeping a positive attitude.

Lord Satan is the best

The battery of my alarm was dead!
And no, I did not bother going after school ended.

I went offline for a while because of family problems... it's really not my fault

It restored some faith in humanity for me.
Yuhp, hope its spend nice. or restored.
Are you sure?

No I'm not

Likely excuse, you truant delinquent.

Are you ashamed of me?

i woke up just now.

What time is it?

Yeah, you know he has his own podcast now that updates never?

Mid day.

ehh no

The problem was that just this Monday, I had a conversation about getting my last chance, as long as I do well from now, it's fine.
And then this shit happens.
But I know my coach wasn't present today.

-points this way and that way-

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I wish I knew what I can do.
I have all these games, a bed, sleepy and youtube at my fingers and have no idea what to do.

Please tell me what to do

Then why are you pretending like me didn't cyber?

Honestly as a teenager that was my end-goal. The only real dream I had was just escaping everything and just being completely alone when I got older. But speaking as someone's who's felt alone for years... that dream stops seeming appealing eventually.

... are you Nymph?

Because It's been some months when I did that.

Nymph is Canadian.

That is Blood-chan.

Lay off the drugs.

I'm sorry.

I'm just very irritated right now. I don't want to think about it.

Play some games, love.
That's what I'm about to do.

Oh... guess you right
What else do I do for boredom solving now?

I know but I dunno what to play

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Play league with Alexis and Myself.
If you want.

Learn a new instrument or something, I dunno.

Good morning!

Yeesh. What would he even talk about?

;__;

Sorry for teasing. I didn't know you were on thin ice. Can you smooth things over tomorrow?

Honestly, I probably would get pretty lonely, especially after my mom passes away (which hopefully will be a long, long time from now). But country living doesn't have to mean total isolation. Just a peaceful, quiet little place of your own to return to after a fun day.

What's your league name?

Don't Leeg, million years to install, I do have Dota2 though.

... HARMONICA

Is more surreal comedic nonsense. Characters in a fictional radio show, Waller FM.

Thanks
:)
i'm Libra

Just worried that if its competitive it can be more angering

It's the only thing I can do.
Enough about me, what are you up to?

Silly Smiles

I never played Dota 2

Heya.

Whahha, it's fine. I never said it.
I'm not worried, though I really should be.
I'm gonna pretend nothing happened.

Is ok, I never played League, is all about who introduces you to which MOBA first. Then you get stuck into it for years.

Only problem is now is that all those who got me on Dota2 now have left me. ;-;

dota 2 more difficult and no surrender button, so you're stuck there wasting your time in that one match.

It doesn't really matter where I live, I guess. I've always got the hedgehog's dilemma to face, either way.

How's your mom doing right now?

Well now i have to listen to see how accurately they portray radio folk!

Did your horoscope mention waking up late and goofing off on 8chins? 'Cause that would be spooky.

Maybe they won't have noticed?

Just finishing something up so I can sneak out of work early.

I'm Ikarai, not Blood-chan. I've been here since August 2012, Nymph and I are best friends online

She is an electronic warfare class WMD

You're an ass

Hi

filename

where do i look for my horoscope! tell me tell mee! :3

All these betas

Horoscopes are made up on the fly by whoever writes them.

Here, this one's from astrology.com

"Your communication will be very rewarding and effective today -- all of your phone conversations, text messages, and emails will be full of good wishes and a new level of cooperation. People are more interested in what you have to say right now, and they are ready to help you bring your ideas to fruition. Do not let this day go by without moving forward with at least one project or goal. If you've been waiting to ask someone out, this is the day to do it!"

for which games?

Exactly, I hope so.
I don't exactly have classes, basically supervision.

How ya doing?

you made that one up

I mean....

HEY FAM

Kek, please.

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Ok, I'm a little jealous now.
There have been points where I wasted hours in losing matches, trying to save it, and cunts disconnecting.

Lots of quotable nonsense, trust me.

tell me!
which fun game betas are coming!
pls

260 ping. let's do this.

astrology.com/horoscope/daily/libra.html

A game called Life

try it out!
it colorful and action packed leeg with plenty more freinds online leeg than doto

Might go see this tonight. Looks just stupid enough to be fun.

Google or the page across from the Editorial section of your local paper.

Or you could climb the nearest mountain and ask the old witch woman at the top. Same thing.

STFU and give me a hug!

What's that mean?

That's kinda cute, actually.

Why do you have that much in cash? Are you a drug dealer? Or a rapper? o.o

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did you see this?

imgur.com/CjhXuC7

i guess that 'one' site is a baddie no effort generic word horoscope?

Sabs, how's your mom doing?

*hugs*

Thats how I like it.

I need teas. What teas do I get?
Tealady,

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I want something moar powerful!

That is what they all are, Luka. It's superstition. You might as well put mountain dew into a cauldron and start reciting bubble bubble, toil and trouble for all the magic power is in it.

Rate my desktop

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Pretty good I got home from school and I'm a lil' tired. How are you?

im not pessimism
i have imagination at least of hopes that things are special
life is not all doom and gloom you know...

holy fuck

I thought most rappers are drug dealers... or have connections.

Pusha T ain't named such because he likes to shove people.

You know what you can do to make it worse?
Drag the task/startbar to the right,
Otherwise... fuck me, that's some nightmare there.

Why?

Very well! She's been off oxygen for a couple of months and is back to driving and doing mom stuff all on her own. She's come a long way. Thank you for asking.

Uranus is stretched beyond its cosmic capacity, meaning you'll feel the full flow of the universal energy as you enter into new endeavors.

Hello, darling. I hope you're having a nice day.

Did you hear me? I'm not Blood-chan.

Needs more go go nippon.

There are things that are special. Horoscopes are not one. They're a scam. A pipe dream. A common man's assertion that the universe has some plan for him. It doesn't.

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Subtle

eeeeeeewww

Rape my desktop

nobody desires me

pretty good

Test does

Ok, I do love flashing colors too.

God I should stop drinking so much, I literally forgot who you are.

... are you safe to pet?

I heard you, but I forgot about your post because I was distracted with things.

Like... fuck, I want an attention span.

its free on web, not scam. you just read it, free.
no pipes.

Surviving.
How is your day?
Fun happening?
Fun going to happen?
Slow or fast?
Japan?

I just need to be in attendance all day, not doing much.

I'm alright, woke up way late

Hi
Was class ok?

Pretty :3
And nice resolution, jeez!

and actions are instantaneous! you push a button and it happens! instant gratification. no turn rate.

The resolution/screen of my monitor makes TCs fucking hard.
Like the text is near impossible small. Hence why I often have to squint.

r8

It was ok I guess, how are you

Abstract as fuck. Nice.

ermagerd

I'm very safe to pet and I love them hhehe

You should really go to AA meetings because... you have a problem

Did you have any good dreams?

kek

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FO4 worth hype?

Green or chamomile are my favs.

But not in cybering..

Use zoom in?

thanks boss

uhuh

Tired and beaten

The ATF announced today that this explosion was caused by an "incendiary fire". People suck.

Tee hee! ♥

Eeeh, kinda slow, but not bad. Japan is still there, I think. I haven't checked in a few days though.

Oh. Well replace that battery, ya goober! I don't want you to end up a dead-end job like me.

Consider telling her that a stranger wishes her good health.

You don't think anybody is making money from putting horoscopes on the internet? Because they're not doing it as a hobby. It's ad revenue. And if it's in the paper, well that means the paper bought it from somebody.

It's not a scam because you paid for it. It's a scam because you BELIEVE it, even though it's a blatant falsehood, and somebody else is making money off of that thanks to you.

Regardless, you didn't counter any of my other points. There's 8 billion people in the world. You really think 1/12th of them are all going to have the same magical star destiny in a day? Grow up.

i torrented it
so yes. Fallout 4 fun.

You should play the better moba then

I will! I'm sure she'll smile. That's incredibly sweet of you. I wish you good health too. No coughs or cavities.

I can't do it alone

I should really tidy my shit

I'm not that big of a faggot, I just need to drink once every week to get silliness out of my system

I'm pretty sure she deserves well-wishes, she has a good kid.

kaboom

gimme some love pls

I don't dream, or remember them

It's my phone, just charged it.
Just saying, but this education is my gateway to a dead-end job.

I'm sitting in the menu

not surprising.

mmmmm I do love Green, you buy brand?
I am trying a new "kick" in trying to reduce the amount of sugar and caffeine I intake... So drinking tea seems sensible.
Being an avid tea fan I value thine input.

doesnt werk

It might have sneaked off into the indian ocean lel
Slow days happen.
Hump day! woo!
tacos?

kek

sed

Not a great game.

She'll laugh at that. ;D

*squish*

What are you studying again?

Please tell me this guy isn't serious...

I could really go for some tacos or tamales right now. I ain't ate all day.

With a little bit of honey and stevia.

Stream time

will link soon

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Dear God why

dunno

if it give some person hope to get through day
then it's not evil.

someone's going to have a destiny. Just don't angry about it.
i'm ur elder u kno.

There is like powdered peach tea stuff I have which can last for months.

Comes in a big tub, is fucking awesome.

Streaming Deadpool

hitbox.tv/GrimmEchoes/

hitbox.tv/GrimmEchoes/

hitbox.tv/GrimmEchoes/

hitbox.tv/GrimmEchoes/

It's the best zero calorie sweetener at the moment.

That's exactly WHY you need to grow up.

*smooch*
Love ya. Everything safe and healthy on your end? no weighing thoughts i hope! let them out!

It's better to just not add anything.

maeks me wanna hulk

Get burritos! and nachos! and guac! And a big side of Gitmo!

Honey, I can dig that. I am not sure about artificial sweetners... they just... I cant into them.
That said I can drink most Teas without added flavouring.
Which is a big help.
Though black tea with milk and sugar.
RIP

Learn the brand please.

nope you didnt counter my point. so i won!

Well duh.. But I like it a little sweet.

I've added milk to chamomile tea before It's pretty good

Deadpool tho

Lord Nelson, lucky that I wanted to get out of bed at that point ;-;

I'mma Gitmo yo ass.

Oh, I'm fine. Nothing stressing me out too badly today. Just hungry!

Was this you and a friend? You can tell me.

The counting bullets thing was cute, but c'mon. He could pick up enemy weapons. What a drama queen!

Eat food! ♥
hug your mom today.

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I have never done that... Hm, I might have to try myself.
I am never one for not trying something.
I had a big ol' flask of black tea with a wedge of orange while at work... hydration never seemed so classy.

Lord Nelson? I shall search this oddity out.

Oh baby, that was what I was hoping to hear, you gonna detain and water board the scootadooty booty ?

I will do both at some point. What about you, Luka? Plans?

Poor birdie.

Sho'nuff!

I mean...maybe. I can probably move some stuff around.

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If you want we can cyber for a bit. You won't regret it

Promise? If you have a drinking problem then me now. I'll set you on the path of recovery

-backs away- i almost slit my throat open on your edge

Anyway you should see a therapist because that's not normal

Please, I know about the rape(playtime) dungeon.

nice picture

I'm in IT. Making Websites.

Pfft. No edge there.
I just don't. It's not uncommon.
I daydream a lot tho

i don't usualy have plans for anything
why?
:)
tell me moar

that braekes stuff

so tempting

SMASH

Nope, not a problem at all. Any way I can help you or something?

Not being sarcastic, just need somwthing to do to fill my time.

Aw, it was going to a birthday surprise!

Ummmmmmm, well, now that Scoot mentioned tacos, I think I'm going to go for Tex-Mex after work.

That doesn't have to be be dead-end, though! We both need some motivation.

I thought the surprise was what is inside?

is work complex today?
:)
or easy. do you make it easy at work or uh... what is challenging about your day to day

mmm

imgur.com/gallery/la5vn

Yeah, kinda.
I don't exactly have high hopes.

this thread is pretty balls right now

i hate super hero movies
im indifferent to beyonce
i LOVE president donald j trump
im a BIG minecraft fan

are straight people even real?

rash

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You're thinking of my panties. No, the Fun Dungeon was built to the exact specifications I found in your diary. Though there are a few surprises. :3

Work isn't really complex, I'm just kind of scatter-brained and making it harder than it needs to be. The most challenging things most days is finding time to do things. But then there are days like today where I have plenty of time, but am too easily distracted.

We should get high.

Hopes. I meant high hopes.

^.^

do de do de do

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i hate isis
i like war
: ^)

a dying breed

:O
You read my diary?!?!?!?
Then you know about that..... "other thing"....

>//////////////////

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good

use the internet!
but if there's something you have to do, don't let it sit >_<

how can you be scatter brained? try sorting the scatter? ._.

good feel

Fuck the christians

WAR

HU

YEAH

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

Suuuuure.

What the fuck tripcode

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

SING IT AGAIN

however i do like how some of them fight
fighting for everything that they believe in and doing their best to kill us all
no fear of death, running straight into suicide missions and some still making it out alive
true warriors

tokai pls dont be this way

tbh i'm mad that there isn't news about them doing something every single day. i can't get enough of it. mostly like hearing that they're getting fucked in the ass by Russia but them putting out combat videos is neat too

?

oh. haven't heard that in a while
i shouldn't be here for a while. by

you dont know how alike we are bebop
we might be soul brothers honestly

BYE

youtube.com/watch?v=qnyQD7A1MCQ
If you like to watch military stuff bout isis or whatever just sub to this totally not pro russian channel

ban all heteros

WEDNESDAY IS HUMP DAY!

go to syria general on Holla Forums or the daily update threads on krautchan/int/

mainstream media doesnt give a fuck about syria anymore

wow....
really......?
i havent been being told that every wednesday for the past 10 years of my life or anything.......

or just watch it all live

syria.liveuamap.com/

What did they tell you the rest of the years?

Wanna hump?

lmao these countries are such a fucking joke

it's like a total war campaign there

fucking savages

Do it.

You don't tell me what to do

Oh hey Ian. Do people generally hump on hump days?

Do you want to watch?

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Wat

Hello

Why else would it be called hump day?!

thanks america

these sand niggers have been fighting with each other for the past 3000 years

its not our fault they have a shitty culture that raises kids poorly

It's called hump day because once you get past wednesday you're over the hump of the work week and it's downhill towards the weekend. Most of the work week is passed.

I wonder.

But you listen anyway.

Maybe if you guys are fun.

I don't know about where you live, but in 'Murrica we hump on Hump Day

Yeah, just read up on it.
But.... my busy days are from Tuesday to Friday.

Only because I want to

do i get breaking point for arma 3 or standalone day z

I think I'm fun. Always.

I see. I'm not sure my countrymen even know about humpday.

That's why you're so lame. You're from the lame country

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if i reply to this seriously youre probably just gonna try to forcibly lead the conversation to how much sex you have

dude

i get SO much pussy

classic american

Please save me and take me to hamburgerland.

Because you love me.

I bet you look like Eric Saade huh Mordin?

youtube.com/watch?v=k55OamTp85s

are u gonna explain or just meme at me
zzz

zzz

when da pussy pop like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't think it's my duty to explain your own country's foreign policy.

COME AND GET ME

I enjoy your company on occasion

i think its ur duty to explain ur argument instead of just babble on a retard with this stupid 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME?' argument

Those seem to fit you really well, so I'm just copying.

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5 posts later and you still havent explained ur argument

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Did you know the average American citizen pays more for Israel than Israeli citizens? haha yeah dude I know

I'm blonde and have green eyes. I always wanted to have dark hair and brown eyes growing up, I always found those things attractive on a guy.

Blondes are boring. Also Eric Saade is several years older than me!

No you come and get me. Get me out of here!

Fine, but you have to support us when you get here

not an argument

Have you had dreams before? I have a friend who doesn't have them either

I'll do things to you that you might regret the next day

You can help me kill someone...

ahahah funny

lol wtf

Stop screaming in my thread

See ya

That's so old

No links on my thread

Stop yelling in my thread

That game is so boring lol

What do you play games for?

Lewd

You don't believe in my conspiracy dude? lol what a moron, get educated.

kisses.

MAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Same unfortunately

He is pretty attractive isn't he?

Blood-chan

i play video games to convert people to islam

My SAT score was moderately high so I'm automatically right dude.
you're just dumb

Okay, what are you gonna do then? I thought you had a job!

Unfortunately? Woooooow Lexi

What score did you get?

I'll work, but like... not enough to support us

like?

I've not never had a dream, but they are rare, and increasingly so.

I thought that was an American thing

We don't have SAT's
I'm doing an impersonation

I think he looks good, but pop singers like him are sort of dime a dozen here, he doesn't really stand out to me.

Just how old were you when you came out of the closet?

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You'll just work to buy league skins? I don't even have a job! I only have savings, once they run out I'll be poor.

Lexi has the best images

no...i don't like kisses...

okay i won't... i'm sorry...

that meme is getting old. i'm ikarous

that made me laff too hard

I scored pretty high too, i honestly thought I failed that shit

Like you

btw

i get

SO

much pussy

talk to the hand

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O-Oh
-goes back to lurking-

Oh. Well FUCK YOU then

Hmmph :(

I don't even buy League skins anymore, and you can get a job

yeah but ghostie we don't have cocks so like

who's the real winner huh

Wish loco had a cock

Uhhh. I mean I just thought that you could still be straight and find guys attractive growing up. that's what I told myself at least.

why the hell is tokai so mad?

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there's a difference of thinking they look good and wanting to look like them and just straight up wanting to suck their dick, mordin

I'll regret myself?

gambatte

wow dude, I can't believe you.

FUCK YOU BITCH

Fucking autocorrect

DATTEBAYO

i dont wanna be part of ur forced textwalls BC
pls stop

scarxtokai?

No, never.

lol

Damn. You practically lived in your closet.

this is hilarious

It's called yoga

Eh? Really? I don't really want to look like them I guess.

I had a friend who would live in a walk in closet once.

Wait. What?

well ur just doing some really cringy impersonations of me because we disagreed on syria

doesnt make a lot of sense unless you had a bad day or something and wanna try to project it on me lol

Have you showed us what you look like before, Mordin? I didnt get to see

What is?

We should carpet bomb Syria tbh

I wish you were on my bike.

some guy lived in my closet when I was in jacksonville

i dont even care about it lol
i think watching the sand niggers fight is entertaining as hell
he got mad at me because i asked him why americans do everything wrong

calm down scoots

Why would you admit this?

No.

The irony is literally dripping from your posts dude.

iunno

Which part was unclear?

I haven't I think. Not on this board.

Was he black?

is it because i called the arabic culture shitty
and youre a fellow sand nigger
youve lost me babe

I just thought I might trigger him lol

Why should we give a shit about Syria, they're not gonna do anything to us

I was hoping you would say yoga again, but you failed

You can't do anything right

I'm gonna start getting Saturday off again in like 4 weeks.

Its gonna be sick

Can I see?

Black people scare me

It was only for like a month !

How/why did someone live in a walk in closet?

What's your schedule like, anyway? It seems pretty erratic

not us for sure
but these roaches are hitting everywhere else arent they?
even canada they're pouring in

not to mention theyre flooding into the netherlands and making a bunch of tokais

So?

Isolationism ftw the win

I'm sorry I ridiculed your high school score, you probably studied really hard.

Quality story

Perhaps. Not tonight though, I'm drinking. I've been thinking about getting a haircut soon too. Maybe after that.

Are they the scary monsters in your closet?

Not enough room.

I work split shifts 6 days a week.

Like 6am - 8:30am and 2pm or 3pm to about 7:45

DRINKING YOU SAY
my time to strike

i thought about it a bit
the fucked up thing is that some quantity of terrorists are probably coming to america from canada since trudeau basically shipped them all in

and our canadian american border is shit also

okay????
what's wrong lol

trrrsts

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Oh right
Wouldn't want to take advantage of you since you have been drinking. pff

UUUUH....

Yes, I am a great storyteller. Thank you for noticing!

So like 8 hours a day 6 days a week? That's a pretty full schedule mang

Hence the Muslim registration

They can't do shit if we monitor them all 24/7

Flawless victory for America

ouch. even as user

I moved.............. ............ ...........................................

Just let it happen

What's wrong?
Israel dude, the Jews are wrong.
Get educated.

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when u stank like da puss cus u get so much oh it

oooooooooooooooo boi

slam
welcome to japan

*slaps*

At least you have lolno1 to keep you company.

that's a good point
i wish trump would speak more rationally sometimes so there would be less shit for the media to crucify him with
if he spoke the logic behind his points (which are all very logical) more he'd be winning by a landslide wouldnt he?

my care for you is kinda replaced just by being annoyed now
sorry good luck tokai

are you

oh its bebop?
rough......

Mixed sentiments.

stank poussy?

Its only like 40 hours a week though i'm sure some people here work more.

I bet you were born in jacksonville though.

im pussy?

lmfao

The only time I user post is if 8ch eats my name and im too lazy to put it back

Lexi wouldn't admit it but they'll do it too

I was born in michigan............... .................... .........................................

not the face please, I value that.

oh shit waddap

i dont really care desu
cant start a conversation about something i dont care about

That was his whole strategy

He intentionally spoke irrationally because measured faux rationality is the trademark of politicians. He won by being the antithesis of them, and by being consistent. He appealed to idiots that prefer consistency over substance

I was totes joking about the Muslim thing lol

Oh okay, that's not so bad. I'd kill for a 40 hour work week tbh

Thats fucking stupid.

Isn't jacksonville down south? What were you doing there, other than stocking people in your closet?

you're stupid

I'll slap your wrist or some shit then

holy shit fuck offffffffffffffff

Mom and dad will never know

Where?

tfw too high to understand colbert's truth bombs

It's further north than I've been almost all my life ?
and I was in school there

He's in Florida for his 60 year old sugardaddy retirees.

wow dont be mean

I'm telling mum

What are you doing right now?

Says you

Desuuu
I would not.

It's not hard to see why he won

If you study presidential politics you'll see a history of horrible mudslinging going back hundreds of years

He just revived it and rode the wave of anti-establishment sentiment

Watching Deadpool with thread people and drinking. They've been cutting hours at work and it sucks

It's a love tap

I typed it tho I didn't say anything fucking
I
D
I
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T

I know your secret you dirty dirty pervert

tell me about the fluoride now colbert
im ready to learn

Are you really one of those "fluoride in the water is a CIA mind control agent"?

Gray sugardads?!

I know nothing about jacksonville outside of their awful NFL team.

Fluoride is something they put in water sometimes

That is about all I know about that particular subject

but ;~;

That movie was already but I think people are overeating it a little.

I'm pretty sure you've said it to me in voice before.

Um...

"Trump doesn't let people talk to him that way. He used his very good words to make Little Marco Rubio, Lyin' Ted Cruz, and Low Energy Jeb go bye-bye.

Trump made himself very clear by using the best words to talk about them.

The big bad media, who I don't trust by the way, tried to bring Trump down for being honest about how things are"

devlish

Lots of black people on the west side, hippies and college students on the beach and rednecks in between

probably photoshopped honestly

NOT gonna work through a kanra post right now
sorry

sure

damn
what truth bombs do you have for me then

Overall it was slightly above average, but there were so many brilliant parts that made it great

Attorney for what?

You would fuck a bunch of geezers.

oh sure then

no buts, its over now

may allah give you strength

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disability

Oh god.
Do you also think vaccines cause autism?

How are you even disabled?

it's not a kanra post

it's a trump post

read it

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None, I wasn't really trying to give you any

I just like studying politics is all

Disability what?

How the hell is something you said photoshopped?

Idiot.

Yeah it was good I just don't think it was the best movie ever like some people have been trying to tell me.

Hmm. Which one of those were you?

I dunno! If they give me things and treat me nice, maybe.

i was so ready for it too dude....
you could have changed my life

i thought it was just one of the big insult text walls you like to do to me

lol

People call every movie "the best movie ever"

These people are dumb

I am sorry friend

ssdi

No, I would never do that

I honestly don't have a reason to

Get over yourself, Boo

3d printers man

College student
accept my fuckin add

that was a mini boo insult wall there

grand total of 5 lines

6 if you count the quote

You are literally a nigger.

Motivate me.

no im not !!!

Exactly.

Stealing from me doesn't help you out.

mate...

Literally how?
Disability means incapable of working. In what capacity are you incapable of working?

feminine penis

I hear you, and I hear what people try to say about me

But Kanra is actually a good guy

but good where it counts

That is a literal nigger.

its technically a disease not a disability
not a big difference

Ah. My advice is to get a lawyer from a smaller firm. They tend to be nicer and care more, from experience

He's just a kid being dumb online, don't take anything seriously lol

Doesn't mean the movie wasn't great, is my point

i kinda hold the opinion youre a huge egocentric butthole

I do not steal

so we can play video games

Except for right now right?

Being fat is a disability too. Funny little world.

based.

Give me a bit, I'm being dragged into video games by lexi already.

I'm borrowing dude

He's saying it is a disability, ergo filing for SSDI.

I hate fat people too.

I'm sorry, but is there an actual problem with that?

Trebler.... why don't you video game...

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At least you only steal my super gay and girly stuff.

new thread

At last we agree on something.

i dont need to tell u about myself in that capacity
its not cus i dont want to work though

yeah thats what im trying to do
i just called
they told me to apply online and that they cant help me
idk what to do now i guess i give up

when the fuck did i was i was applying for SSDI cus im a tranny

wtf

Because i'm only gonna be here for like 30 more minutes.

Gilgamesh is very sensitive about people pretending to be disable since he is disabled irl

all he has is arthritis

Yea

Too much fapping huh...

Or I guess I forgot about that

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