Hear me out

Ok so i know alot of posters on Holla Forums hate pokemonGo.

Perfectly fine.
No qualms whatsoever.
Hate or like what you want.

But here is an idea that could bring Holla Forums ultimate glory.

A troll.

THE troll.

You guys remember the Hm04 lie? How you had to get a Blastoise to move that truck? How, if you stood in the perfect spot, Mew would appear?

What if we spread a rumor, backing it up with plausible evidence mind you, that if you have a Blastoise in your list of current pokemon, mew will appear if you go near or move someones truck.

This may be stupid as hell, but think of it.

Could we bring the legend back to life?

Thoughts gentleman?

Shameless bump

You're fucking retarded.
Datamining is a thing these days.

Let's tell them it appears to be triggered more often by license plates in the shot, which will both make it more viable and make a bunch of people look creepy as fuck using their phones on truckers' plates.

We will need a way to spread it in order for it to work. Facebook clickbait could be a good way to spread it.

Pokemon GO's userbase is full of retards as well. So it cancels it out.

This is too much work when you have popular youtubers who would debunk and virtue signal to hell and back about trolls. Most people who play pokemon follow that GameXplain bullshit and game theorist.

Think about all the niggers that will get ran over. White supremacy for the win.

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You do have to consider that literally EVERY normalfag plays the game. If there's a plausible rumor, they'll eat it up

Make a video to debunk Mattpat's theory with faulty bullshit claims by using ad hominem attacks with zero substance.

Are you saying normalfags don't watch things on youtube, at all?


Normalfags never go against what the popular kids say.

Pay another popular channel to do it.

Is it worth it? Think about it, are you going to pay the already rich to troll normalfags for that 1 hour of keks?

Better than spending your money on some shit like fo4.

Pokemon GO fuck yourself op.

It would cost too much and be of no avail. Unless we partnered with an extremely jewish company and got players to go near their stores, then we would not be able to buy anyone out, and thats assuming the other fanbase would care.

How about bills or food or shit you actually like? Instead of paying some youtuber, go buy that game you like or a figma of your waifu. I don't know, just, trolling is fine but paying to troll, that's something EA would pull. Don't be the EA of trolling.

Im talking about trolling them, jesus.

The only time i would spend money on vidya is if i found a physical copy at a thrift store or some shit. Honestly, i think i would get more enjoyment out oc trolling a ton of normalfags than i would playing vidya. i miht buy some virtual pinball tables though

We could say it was a reference to the trick back in red and blue and go on from there.

Can we troll you? You're worst then the normalfags. You don't even play vidya.

I emulate. Im playing pkmn mystery dungeon and trying to get my emulator to like banjo tooie. And pinball.

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Hey, its better than almost every vidya released this year and last year. its explorers of sky, the best one

Hey, Kirby is fucking amazing, plus, early access has been good. Look up 20XX and Slime Rancher. Still being worked on but good shit so far.

Besides, i dont play or pirate any game that isnt finished.

>>>/reddit/

No need to partner. Here is how.

Just make a fake news article. Use a stock photo of a young kid with a phone as people are more likely to believe the innocence of a child. Then use an in game photo of Blastoise. Make the article say kid finds mew by checking under truck or by having there license plate visible in arg.

Doesn't even have to be a full article. Shoop it to where its a main stream news source and blast it to twitter, facebook, etc.

Wait and either watch the lulls of people trying OR fighting over social media whether its true or not.

Thoughts?

So you pirate finished games? What a faggot you are, user.

Lets get back on topic.

something about narrow valleys at night in niggers ghettos, so normalfags will be stabed and killed

Why not spread a rumor that the only way to get a Mewtwo to appear is via going through a huge laundry list of collecting certain pokemon and items and then going into a public space, like a mall or Wal-Mart, and spinning around in a circle while making a "wooooOOOooo" sound.

You know someone would try it.

We might need to provide supposed proof of a screenshot of Mew to hype it

Forget about Mew. Let's use the PokeGods instead.

Ive thought of this. Obviously we cant use in game sprites, as they havent been found yet, but could we use the sprite of mew from recent DS games, clean up the model, then shop it into the game screen. Hell even if you just did the silhouette in the tracker on the game screen it would be believable. Porbably even more so because it gives the air that its out there but no one has caught it.

Show the silhouette and say it was found near a truck, but server issues caused it to disappear

Wont work as the only the gen one pokemon ae in the game.

Not everybody on Holla Forums is a cynical cunt

As for the rest of your post you're retarded

Learn the definitions of words.

Dont be mad that you didn't think of this idea first. If you dont want to contribute, that's your prerogative but i want to have fun.

Sure.

you could come up with a bunch of stuff for normalfags to do honestly.

Jesus christ, no wonder there is NOWHERE safe from this game. I could probably go to some random Ruskie hacking website and they'll be talking about catching Hitmonchans outside of the liquor store.

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Then lets get down to business, lads.

Arent articuno, zapdos, and moltres gen one?

You are the faggot.

Sorry you're right.

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Get a haircut, you damn teenager!

Im actually planning on getting a haircut soon. But im not a teenager. Im 26.

If you want this to work out it can't follow the same scheme ("mew" "truck") or it will seem suspicious, you'll have to put more work into it

What is dangerous that most people dont know about? What can we get people to go to and injure/kill themselves?

There is an Easter egg that grants you a potential Pikachu starter if you run away from your regular starter Pokemon 4 times. You could make a rumor that states that if you run away an extra [x] amount of times that you get an even rarer Pokemon for a starter.

What about Red Gyarados?

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Ok?

No. Not okay.

You must be thirty, or older, to post here without getting shit on.

Trips of truth, do it.

that's probably the dumbest suggestion I've heard all week
there's so many reasons this is a bad idea that I'm sure everyone else has told you why by now

So far no. State an actual argument instead of just saying its dumb and maybe I'll take you seriously.

Meh its the risk i take.

Ok so how to go about it? Have to be standing in water when your magicarp evolves?

sounds good.

You didn't think this through at all, right?

Think of it. All the dropped phones! Not only will they look dumb as shit, but there is a possibility of them breaking there phones to where they cant play anymore. The butthurt would double!

Still not an argument. And no this is why i came here to bounce ideas.

If there's one thing you should never do here, it's "bounce ideas". Come here with results, or fuck off. Nobody's gonna hold you through anything.

How about this: A Red Gyarados will appear if you catch 3-5 magicarps The amount varies on the population density of your area and spend at least1 hour and 30 minutes in an area with a large body of water is viewing distance in daylight. Each player near by must also have 3-5 magicarps as well, if not then the Red Gyarados will not appear and you'll need to try again the next day. So it would be ideal to try doing this alone.

How's that sound?

There's only one of each legendary in the world. To see them you need to be a certain level. Mewtwo is somewhere in Egypt. Articuno is in the most fuck off northern part of Norway. No one has seen Moltres or Zapdos yet.

Considering people are retarded enough to shove their phones into their microwave to make their eggs hatch, this idea might not be too far stretched.

Did that actually happen?

Never expected for anyone to hold my hand. So far all i have gotten is constructive criticism, which is welcome. This aids in the refining of the idea.

If you dont want to help troll the masses, which i would have thought most of Holla Forums would want, then lurk and stay quiet.

While i like the concept of people fighting each other to keep other players out of there space to catch something, the game is far to simple for that. It needs to be easy enough for players to believe it. Overcomplicat the troll and people get wise. Simple and a percieved reduction in bodily harm make it easy to accept. Most people take the path of least resistance. We have to reduce the decions down to the bare minimum so people will not only believe the troll, but readily atempt the troll.

This is perfect

Stand in the water long enough to catch 5-10 magikarps

this costs either incense or lures, wastes their time, or deteriorate their feet if they're in it for six hours

The people capable of datamining are the more likely to join in on the joke user.
I bet it was the poindexter in your class that told you about playing Luigi in Mario 64.

Will you stop typing like that you fucking faggot?

Lol, no.

I have a buddy who may help. Thanks for this.

I love it. Now all we need to do is photoshop an ingame Gyarados red and set the story loose

If you want a rumor like this to work you have to make it plausible. Anyone who has even the foggiest idea of how Pokemon Go works will know that the app couldn't just see a truck and go 'ok let's put a Mew here'.

There's already a mechanism where if you keep walking away from your starter pokemon eventually the game just throws a Pikachu at you instead for a starter (not that starters really mean anything in this game).

So similarly to this, you could say that you have to sit within range of a PokeStop for 24 hours with Lure and Incense active for the entire 24 hours, while not initiating 'combat' with any Pokemon in that period, and then sometime after the 24 hour period is up a Mew will appear, however it may not show up straight away or even on the same day and if you leave that Pokestop you'll have to do the whole process over again from the beginning, new character and all.

That's the fasted I ever gave up on a game, why are so many people playing this?

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The "you have to be standing in water for a red gyrados" sounds so much more plausible and likely to catch people

hes not talking about the people who play it retard, hes talking about the people who own it.

you're the prime example of a PGO player

I already have one of my buddies working on the shoop.

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Genius. But what do we do with the data and pictures? Sell them?

well first of all it would probably gather a lot of porn, so that's a plus
The more sneaky it is the more it will go undiscovered
Of course you could make it post the pictures on the facebook/twitter of the person but then it would be classified as a malware pretty much immediately

So we make the app, it datamines the photos. We collect nudes for about 2 weeks, then what? Infact, how does the app tell what is porn/private so after a certain day it uploads those to facebook? We need a good programmer here i am not one.

Yeah it would probably be easier to have someone manually select the pics and then idk, put them on a website and make it public?
I know for sure it could gather the names of the phone user by asking permission to share on facebook the new cool app you found :^) so you could make this huge website with nudes and people involved, names and all, and let them all burn with Nintendo

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Maybe it's fake, but we're in a world where people thought a patch could make their phones waterproof.

Maybe we should ask agdg? :^)

Don't you remember when the new iphone came out and the "trick" to charge your phone in the microwave was spread around as a new feature apple added?

Tons of phones were destroyed, so many Apple actually had to issue an official statement

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Detecting nudes probably could be done, but I don't think it would be very accurate and the coding effort would be too high. It'd be easier to upload the pics and have an array of meatbags sort them. Maybe first filter out pics that only show a face, as those are easy to detect. Nudes can have different positions and are a much harder problem IMO.

If the app does not work it will get deleted quickly. Getting it to actually work would be a pain, but the user could be tricked into thinking it works. If the app said they need to have this pokeman first, then it needs to be a thursday because there's a bug in the pokeclock or whatever, etc, it'd buy time. Add some slowly filling progress bars and it should last long enough.

So are we doing this?
The dubs command.
I can do basic programming and know how to compile/decompile an app, and i can do things in photoshop.

I can't believe I lived long enough to see pokemon become a tool for political propaganda

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Gentlemen, i do believe we have the beginnings of a glorious endeavor. I see in you all the true face of Holla Forums. A face, not of righteous indignation, but a face of the mad… The spiteful.

Go forth now, good anons of the hatespace. Go forth and bring these casuals the hatred of this board. Throw them into the maw of confusion. The seeds are sown.

And the harvest?
May it be bountiful!

Farms are very dangerous. I don't understand the ins and outs of Pokemon GO but if we could convince people to break into farms they would probably get themselves killed.

I think you guys are missing the potential of this game here. See people want to be Gym leaders and stuff, simply name your pokemon some triggering shit like Rapecoaster, Niggermon, or Holohoax to fuck with people when you control the gym. Or something like Transgays and watch all the hipsters can't even. Just a suggestion though.

Just don't give up your fucking Gmail account

Here:

point and laugh

Enjoy being tracked and spied on by jews.


I think halfchan is more your audience


Kill yourself.