ITT Games you feel like a fucking idiot for buying

Besiege.
Hell, I didn't even buy it, I requested it as a gift and I still feel like an idiot. I want to blame you idiots for hyping it up but that's no excuse, I fell into that trap on my own accord.

It was a pre-order. That's what hurts the most. There are other games I regret, like Bioshock Infinite, but those were just disappointing and bought on a whim. This was a pre-meditated purchase with lots of hype and preparation.

You could have played Melty bro.

Didn't Angry Sanchez give that a 10/10?

Thank God the remake fixed it.

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Starbound

Victoria 2 with DLC last night. I can't get it running on WINE

I think the issue isn't related to WINE, just the Steam copy. It's reported all over their forums, game crashes at loading right at "Map Properly Initialised [sic]", but the solution, to delete the cache and run it from the v2game.exe and not the victoria2.exe steam points to, doesn't solve it for me

And I just know if I had just pirated it, I'd have it fucking running fine by now. The only reason I bought it was because I wanted to flex my marathon hours in godly patrician taste on my steam account

just return it

If you weren't aware of who the Fish was at the time, you can't be blamed THAT much.

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With you on that. Glad I've uninstalled this, pirated it, and am now looking for nude mods.

Almost all AAA games are shit, especially the hyped up ones. How haven't you learned this by now?

Because I used to have hope.

What's wrong with Besiege? I enjoy it.

But besiege is fun, it could do with more updates though considering how popular it is

I really enjoyed playing the other BLs with my friend, I stupidly thought it would be at least as good as 2

bruv

what? how can you do that. you can't just give them back your files

Every time I see them on my shelf I die inside.

The shame.

Sadly, that's not all.

I also, kind of, donated to the project.

Probably. It is, without a doubt, the worst game ever made.

More or less no updates since it was first released. The few updates we do get are slow and often unwarranted. Nobody ever asked for the ability to select your skin pack ingame. People did however ask for the ability to set limits on steering columns but we never got that. The singleplayer is short and unfinished with empty continents plus the moon. The game in itself is alright but the content is just way too low for the price and how long it's been out.

Meh, it made me feel better that it wasn't in Steam.

Another one, this one is a piece of shit, I don't even like this kind of game

I feel unclean.

Why did you post a blank image?

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MKX for PC

Terraria

There are a lot of those in this thread.

I never bought a bunderu ever again. Why this franchise ever became popular, I'll never know.

I feel your pain. That game was so horrible, I can't believe nobody playtesting it realized it wasn't fun. But hey, could be worse. You could be me. I'd also add Dead Rising 3 but there are only so much images I could use

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I thought it was a horror game so I bough it on sale.

The progress is unjustifiably slow, absolutely. But $8 still isn't that outrageous. I've had plenty of fun with it.
Built a time bomb, a few logic gates including a half-adder, and a steam engine.

How did you fall victim when everyone was telling you not to buy it, that it'd be shit?

In Brotherhood's defense, the multiplayer was pretty fun. Too bad Revelations had huge balance issues.

>your files

top heh

This is an edit right?

I thought everyone was just simply overreacting.

I had a few money left on my Goy 2 Ayy account and i tried that "Five Random CD-Keys" shit.
What i got:
Storm in a Teacup
Flix the Flea
Pirates of Black Cove Gold
KnightShift
And, of course, Two Worlds Epic Edition

Thank god i left my steamgoyim stage.

Did the server eat your image or something?
I can't see shit

Skyrim, Xenoblade and Duke Nukem Forever

no

That was honestly deceptive of the devs, but at the same time that was the only reason it got any attention or punch to begin with.

He probably left it on idle.

I came here to post this, the last game I got hyped for.

Do

Pic related.

FUCK

At least I could share it on the first Share Threads, so I found redemption

That's almost as bad as buying Mighty Number 9
I feel sorry for you, user.

I don't feel so bad for buying doa5. I got a lot of play out of it and wanted to play online.

Vic 2 doesn't have steam's standard DRM. You can run the game without steam running

What are you trying to say?

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What fucking reasoning leads you to buy that after Fallout 3?

The aesthetic is pale and everything just feels like it was a piece of shit churned out of a meat grinder. Why do I even listen to you cucks?

AND THE FUCKING PAWNS. WEW

All the games of last gen that someone talked me into buying that I hated.

Same, but thankfully I only paid 20 bucks for it. Bless G2A.

Fuck that game. Not only was it a poor uncharted clone but the pseudo-open world was a fucking insult. Why go to all the effort of pretending when anyone who plays your game is going to see right through it?

I think we all do user.

the combat is real fucking good, but not enough to make up for how shit the rest of the game is. 4.5/10. also why didnt you get the share link when half of v was covered in this shit for a month.

I can relate. Holy shit, I did not expect it to be so bad.

It looked cool before release, but this game just isn't good. Can't play past the first level without losing interest.

Did you also hate Demon's Souls?

It's a Suda game, you don't play it for the gameplay. That's probably why they never sell but hey, to each their own.

the fuck is that? i want one

It's a fuck you

And that was when I decided on a file name.

DOA5 is great though

PC port is ass but still

I didn't play it, and I hated Dark Souls enough not to want to touch the series again.

It's a damn shame you don't like actual good games user

smh tbh fam

Shame, it has a very good finale.

So much regret

We should form a Guild Wars 2 support group. There's probably dozens of shitposters on Holla Forums right now who have suffered because of this game.

user, when other anons are "overreacting" it's probably because the game in question is actually bad. I mean, really does "it's shit" count as overreacting to you?

So much betrayal…

goddamn flag

Last game I bought was ZoE: HD Collection which I haven't even played yet because Sony is a bunch of fucks and wont let me reset my password.
I doubt I'll regret big robots anytime soon though.

Surgeon Sim (Boring as fuck)
Guild II: Renn (Crashtastic)
PAYDAY 1 and 2
Wickland This one was free (Multiplayer only with no players)
Chivalry (Was fooled by Cricken)

Have you tried patch 4.20? It doesn't make up for the shit-tier launch by any means but it does help make the game actually fucking playable.

Yeah, I have the PS3 version, I bought the PC version after it was advertised using the PS4 screenshots and surprise surprise, it didn't look like that in the game.

Shadows is just a really poor ripoff of its predecessors, and Brutal Legend is just boring. Got a couple chuckles out of it though.

Also the only good thing about the Shadows situation was that Fry's had a release day sale on it for $40+tax, and Fucking Gamestop gave me decent tradein value since I sold it to them a few days later.

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HOW BAD COULD IT BE I THOUGHT, THE OTHER ONES WERE FUN ALBEIT CASUAL

FULL PRICE

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D/Generation HD
$24

while the original game is good and an interesting game to fastgame, the HD version is a bug filled mess of a remaster. I have literally had the game freeze on me for trying to type in passwords on it's very glitchy "keyboard"

I only paid $5 for Womb Raider but god damn was it awful.

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I hated this game on PS3 but enjoyed it on PC.

I remember loving that game when I was a kid.

I regretted it because I thought it was something else other than what it is. It's basically James Bond Car Action Sequence: The Game but I was hoping for a Hitman style experience. My own fault, really, but back then I didn't have internet access to check out the latest games and such and I just bought things based on an intuition.

I pre-purchased it and got the HUGE collector's edition box. Was totally fucking hyped because at that time (2007) my dream game was an FPS Diablo, and when I heard one of the folks from Blizzard North (Roper) was behind it, I was 100% on board.

Played the beta, thought it was fun, but needed work. Then when the game formally launched, they rolled back to a build from 2 months prior for whatever fucking reason and all the bugs they fixed at the end of the beta came back, and then some.

I struggled through it until around Thanksgiving, about a month after its official launch, and got bored. Uninstalled it and never looked back.

I feel bad for the folks who bought the lifetime pass, but I never saw the appeal of paying for a subscription when all you got were stupid low level cosmetic items that had shit stats and some meme garbage that was part of a faggot quest that didn't add anything.

I liked Enter the Matrix. Fuck yall.

Forgot the picture.

my basketball american

As a game it was fine. The problem was the expectation to actually play as someone relevant to the films and the inability to live up to the hype anything with 'Matrix' in the name was going to generate.

Thank God that I bought this on a sale. Otherwise I wouldn't ever forgive myself.

nice bait fam

It ended up being the new League of Legends, I'm quitting while I'm ahead.

I didn't technically buy it, my friend bought it for me. But I owe him the $40, and I'm not Jewish enough to not pay him back.

Holy shit this game is bland. Then again, Rockstar have done nothing to the game since release and have relied completely on shark cards.

I know that feel, bro.

Now I have to be all suspicious of NetherRealm. Feels bad.

At least the porn was decent.

After 4 I don't know what I was expecting. I'm certainly not looking forward to GTA6, if that ever happens at least

this game was before it's time

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I also bought the game on launch day and on the PS3 so I feel your pain, user, but what exactly were you expecting Rockstar to do after release? I mean they've done holiday DLC and various themed DLC with new game modes and missions and a shit ton of new weapons, cosmetics, cars, aircraft, and a few properties.

Wow, you must hate fun i guess

I loved Hellgate London back in the day, even when it had this MMO grindy feel to it, the quests were just "kill this and that, go here and there" but the classes, progression system, areas and monsters were interesting. In later stages of the game, the bosses were awesome, and since it had party play, it was even more fun with friends

The only thing that makes you feel cheated is because the game's servers were shut down and nowadays you can only play it solo.
I even have the physical copy.

Technically didn't buy it, but I spent $55 on League of Legends back in 2011-2012.

It was a fun game

Modding it with real life cars and driving around is pretty comfy, but it's not really worth full price. And the online is just a shekel generator for them.

Ranked games no matter they be mobas or tactical fps make me super angry. The only time I am fine is with friends since we would kind of dick around in normal modes and do shit like one of us supports in a moba and feeds whoever is supporting turning into a kill stealing carry.

Pokrmon GO

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jesus christ, your sins are 3x as bad as mine

this game had a fate worse than being bad, its just fucking forgettable. i can't say anything in it particularly sticks out at all

I found out after playing CSGO that I suck at demolition mode horribly, not matter what game it's in. this coming from someone who beat painkiller on trauma and serious sam 3 on serious

I put 20 hours into BL2. Then I bought BL1, beat the whole game in about 2 days, and tried BL2 again. It made me realize that BL2 didn't just feel like shit. It IS shit.

I don't even like horror games. Dunno why I bought "furry jumpscares: the game".

I think he wanted a EFLC type expansion. But that will never happen because realized that it's way more profitable selling microtransactions.

I really wish that I could enjoy besiege. After playing a couple levels, I thought it would be epic.

Unfortunately, nothing fucking works how I want it to, and I don't have the autism to work around the games shitty construction and physics. So many good contraptions I've seen literally rely on the physics engine being broken.

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The ultimate sin. I had no shame and this was when I was a console fag.

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user, CSGO is totally different than painkiller and serious sam.

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last time i ever bought a game on release

I regretted many of my purchases, but this game was not one of them.

which is why I spent money on new shadow warrior and hard reset and don't feel bad about it

can more people please play twitchy, no-cover horde shooters instead of esports, skin trading campfests?

thank you for repeating yourself, I didn't get it the first time did you see the machine that cages enemies together, burns them and raises a swastika?

I fucking deleted post #1 because I forgot the image and something I wanted to say.

of fucking course i did.

I have this. I don't actually regret it, per say, because when I got it, I had fun. It was pretty good, maybe even better than Terraria was back then.
But then they fucked it up, and Terraria improved by a crazy amount.

My most recent regret is Xenonauts. It's literally a shittier version of X-COM. And I already have X-COM.

kek, i havent bought it yet still *enjoy* it, its boring as shit and im only waiting for porn mods.

this, i thought it was going to be cool but only after i bought it i found out the dev is a fucking sjw and a cuck.

its not their fault actually, the devs did their best to send off kane and the game, but EA didnt want to put up the budget and messed with the game too much.

Fuck them, shitty pc port with fucking console controls for pc.

commit suicide

commit suicide

Cant belive i wasted money on this crap, i bought it because you said it had potential Holla Forums!

worst gta in history, actually has a fucking time limit on cheats, no fun allowed.
rockstar created the game user.

Rockstar are dicks, they didn't want to release Read Dead Redemption on PC because they complained about Piracy.

kek

son, are you serious?

the same board that faps to furry anime children and you would trust them to recommend games?

What do you mean?

you do know that wollay came back and is working on it right ?

twitter.com/wol_lay?lang=en

gta 5 is shit

-there is a time limit on cheats, around 60 or so seconds once you activate it.

-cant have car chases because cops magically get this random boost and ram the back of your car no matter how fast your car is

-cops have aimbot so they insta kill you, cant have long gun fight

-there is more shit but im not going to spend the time trying to remember all the stupid and boring crap this game is.

Hi guys!

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I too got suckered into this game. 10 bucks are now gone long ago. FUCKING DEVS!

being a stronghold fan is pure suffering

2nd

I'll believe it when I see it

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Your a cheeky cunt all give you that much.

I haven't even played the game, is it completely shit?

PLEASE KILL ME

I preordered GW2 too, was waiting fucking 4 years for it. Played it for 3 days and then dropped.

I have a guy at Subway who's talking to me about it every chance he gets. I don't even know him or work there, he just shills it while I'm ordering. Why?

I don't understand Holla Forums's obsession with New Vegas. I mean I feel like I'm missing out on something. FO3 is so much better IMO. I just don't understand but I want to.

every time you see him, try to explain the story of EYE divine cybermancy to him until he gets sick of your shit

then tell him that's how overwatch makes you feel

I literally have never gotten out of Goodsprings. I actually fall asleep every time I try to play that game.

Borderlands 2 is the only one I can think of.

WAIT, NO, I HAVE ONE MORE

I still don't regret Drakengard 3, broken translation and all.

Killer Instinct's Season 3 was a shitty game with more than a third of the roster being guest characters from horrible X-Box games. On top of that, the community feels kinda dead, and the fgc is hypocritical with this game. It's one of the few I rerget.

Other games I regret buying:
Borderlands 1 & 2 - In my defense, I didn't know Anthony Burch was a shit head.

Guild Wars 2 - The starter zones were awful, and I had to force myself to play it.

Transistor - Way too linear and limited for my taste. Good soundtrack though.

Diablo 3 and its expansion - one fucking let down after another.

Skyrim - It's okay, but overrated af.

I enjoyed it, but I was expecting so much more from it. It was waaay too short, among other things.

Also battlefield 4, which I didn't want to buy, but was pressured into getting because apparently multiplayer would be fun with all my mates. At least I can now use it as a reason to not cave to pressure and get overwatch for the same reason.

Friends and I stood around a fire and burned it the same night we bought it.

If you have 38 hours how could you not like it? xD

Well, tutorials are usually pretty boring.

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That game was terrible, I got it for free with my card and I still felt cheated.

UNIEL is where it's at.

Yeah, I think it was a good idea, and it could've been great, but the support was horrible after launch and it felt incomplete. If they worked on it for another year and waited, maybe. The launch product was broken.

GW2 and Starbound are probably the two main ones, though they taught me a valuable lesson about pre-ordering or buying pre-release software (that is, to not)

A lot of it was idling. I don't think there's even 30 hours worth of content. It's not that I didn't get a reasonable amount of time out of it for the money spent, but more that the devs were lazy cunts that had no intention of actually improving their game and thus really didn't deserve my money.

This was all before I learned the way of "pirate before you buy"

Also the non steam games:

Glad I pirated that. Never again.

but back then nobody cared because it was indie. if it were released nowadays it would be the new undertale in terms of a hate magnet

It's so halfassed. This shit would have been a free game and better made just a decade ago.

Friend convinced me to buy it when it was on sale. It was shit.

i even bought into their quasi-kickstarter. worst mistake of my life

The first pic was very, very meh to me. And I even had to go and get a pirated version since you literally can't play it legit
Second one has morbid controls and, when using a modern xbox joypad THE RIGHT THUMB STICK IS FOR MOVEMENT

seems like the only things made in flash any more are porn

Just install style switcher mod, it makes the port playable.

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I bought skyrim on sale for like couple of bucks. Still felt like a ripoff.

Listen more to Curtis Schweitzer's soundtrack for Starbound. It was literally the only reason I pre-ordered, and so I got $10 worth of my money right off the bat from it. It's hard to say that the game itself doesn't manage to be worth $5.

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Life is feudal
Left 4 dead 2
UT3

I hated my 15 year old self for wasting lawn mowing money on this shit.

Worst cameras ever.

its pretty good

as a porn game.

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I just wanted to play vidya with friends

Yes, because the first 2 games aren't extremely dated, to the point where most people who started gaming on the N64 or later (myself included) can't tolerate them.

As for my nominations
There's probably more that I'm not thinking of right now.

I really should have seen it coming, but I was on the indie hype train.

That game was utter garbage.

It's one of my favorite games of all time but I can see why someone wouldn't like it. I'm a sucker for good character creators, action combat, and gimmicks like the climbing or crafting system so it's right up my alley, but if you're looking for an actual RPG or interesting setting outside of the last 10 minutes of the main quest then it isn't the game for you.

I bought it too without really knowing why, I was just looking for an MMO to play and I heard it didn't have a subscription so I went for it and hated every minute. From what I understand, most people here had more reason than that when they bought it. Was the game promised to be much different than it actually was? I really didn't follow its marketing or reviews at all so I'm not sure why people other than me bought it.

Shitty "gears of war" cover shooter combat with its only redeeming qualities being robots and limb damage. If the popularity of these two games were switched then GoW would be in the same cult classic status as this shitty game because they really are no different.
It's like Yakuza except everything is far more shallow and there's much less to do in the significantly less interesting city. It's also like GTA without the cool characters and mission variety.
This game is Halo except with way less interesting guns and much worse enemy design. Like Binary Domain, it only became a classic on Holla Forums because it isn't popular. At best it's a 7/10 shooter.

I started the series with Fallout 3, thought it was great because muh freedom, played NV and then thought 3 was shit because muh writing, then went back to 1 and 2 and liked them almost as much as NV (1 > 2 though).

Strangely a pirated UT3 is what got my pleb ass into arena shooters. I always played against bots offline and eventually I got into the older UT games then quake. Now I play UT4 all day, and it's all thanks to that shitty Halo wannabe. I mean it wasn't that bad, it's just worse than the others.

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You can defend objectives without sitting your ass off in that one spot where you have easy killing line and the enemy couldn't even really see you.

Are you autistic?
Out of all the game's flaws, the camera controls is a complaint I have never, ever heard before.

i trust them when it comes to porn and mods.

can you look up medlis skirt?

yes

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I don't give a shit if it's camping or not, I'll be where I get the most advantage on my side at the time. Bitch and cry afterwards, I'm defending the damn point.

I see some people on here who want this game from time to time. I can say without any hesitation that I'd be willing to play it with you. It's got a dead playerbase though.

Oh, and Zero Time Dilemma.
>devs said some things about ZTD that made me worried, but preorder it anyway because I live in bumfuck nowhere and that's the only way to get a physical copy that I could resell and get some of my money back

Fuck you, Spike Chunsoft. I will never buy another game from you again after this schlock.

Basically the whole game was utter garbage just like any LoZ that's ever been made. I bought it because all my friends were buying it and at the time I was really into building model cars and balsa airplanes. I could have bought more paint/glue/models to construct. Instead i bought a videogame. I hate myself for it.

Nice excuses nerd.

It's poor sportsmanship. It's like when you're in a racing game, and there's a bunch of people driving faster than you, and you knock them all out instead of having fair competition and losing due to lower skill.

This is a thread where we regret the games we bought user.

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Oh, that's actually completely fair enough.

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Why?
I have a pirated version, but I regret not buying the thing because now I can't play nuclear throne together.

I find it incredibly fun, especially since steriods bullet runs exist.

Supposedly it's way too short. Although I gotta say, it hits all marks in the visual department

I finished it, went out and chucked the game straight in the garbage. I could have sold it, but fuck it.

Not if you're playing a game to win. Talking about any kind of ranked mode. In casual yeah it's a douche thing to do since you're playing for fun. In a ranked mode that you're trying your best to win- everything that is within the rules is fair game.

Fair doesn't mean you're not a douchebag.

well id say that settles this argument

I thought the game was great, just aside from how clumsy it feels because of how hands off controlling your town is. Like it'd be a hundred times better if you could get archers to follow you.

The dev has resumed work on it. More importantly, why the fuck would you buy it? As far as I know it was just a fucking exe. You could literally just copy the file and run it.

The game was fun with friends even in its horrendously unfinished state. I would give it another go user, host a server and see what happens.

What don't you like about it? As someone with ~600 hours in it, I can say that I enjoyed it quite a bit. Is it the shitty steam community? Are you just not interested in sandbox? I'm honestly wondering.

Is it ok if I feel bad for buying Call of Duty: Ghosts but for buying Aliens Colonial Marines ?

My friends made me buy it and stopped playing the day I got it and we moved on to Cancer strike

>remember I'm not creative at all also it's shit
At least with the latter I can have fun by making Mega Man-esque levels. They're by no means as good as something you would actually play in Mega Man but I enjoy it.

I had the exact opposite experience: I felt like I was a useful character in the Matrix world but was hamstrung by a half-broken game. The times that the game did work though were fucking awesome.

I've played and enjoyed both games despite the fucking horrible cancer. Gmods fun to fuck around with. Try building some shit. Download some weapon mods and shoot npcs in the head. Make npcs ignore you and set up elaborate skirmishes between enemy factions. There's a lot of shit to do. I would seriously recommend a second chance. Have fun user

Fucking why.
Level makers are all over the fucking internet already.

I bought the game knowing what I was in for, but pirated all the DLC.

Bought this at a thrift store for $1. Despite knowing the game was shit, I just had to spend $1 for it. Now I wonder why I even bothered trying to play it.

Got to play this after a high school buddy gave me a collectors version of Gothic 3. Gothic 3 was a good game if you installed the patches but Forsaken Gods was just complete shit. The publishers outsourced the game to some unknown dev from India. The end result was a buggy piece of shit that makes Bethesda games look good in comparison.

fun

You know you can learn to be creative, right?
Just copy creative stuff. Modify it a bit, mix them up, etc.

I've just never really been good at any of that kind of thing, and too self-concious to try. So for now I'm copying Mega Man level design.

I once got a blowjob from a dog it made my dick smell like shit and peanut butter

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Christ. I would lick the shit and peanut butter off your dick before I pointed my wallet in the general direction of a brawl disc

literally you

In legit racing you get disqualified for not letting faster driver take over, if you deliberately wreck someone your career's over.

But you're probably referring to CSGO. That game's a fucking joke and it's ranked matches are even bigger joke since they're supposed to be fair competition while even on pro level they're ridden with hacks and cheaters.

I once bought Assassin's Creed Syndicate for the PC. I immediately refunded it because of how slow it ran for me.It's a shame, too, since it was a game I was really looking forward to play.

The original Guild Wars is one of the golden examples of a good MMO for its time and remains so today despite the slightly diminished player base. GW2 was hyped because of this incredible lore and gameplay base that it stemmed from, but ended up being a pile of ambitious shit that had been abandoned by much of the original developers. And while I do keep up with how the story progresses, and I can see that some individuals in the writing crew are trying decently hard to keep the game rolling smoothly, agendas inflicted upon them and by SJW hardcunts nearer to the top of the food chain and overall flawed gameplay cause it to remain in a crippled state. Not to mention the micro-transactions were amplified by 10.

SHAME

Final fantasy XIII. on launch. too ashamed to even post a picture

I played GW1 to death and really liked GW2. The living world or whatever was cancer and eventually ruined the game, but I just don't see why everyone here got so asspained over the base game.

Really? I fucking love that game.

It used to be really fucking fun. That completely unannounced pay to win garbage is what ruined it. Fuck the jews at paradox.

Game was hyped to shit. Went through several unreleased incarnations as the devs pretty much made a yearly "we plan on releasing next year, get hyped here's a few screenshopts!" only to not have a single update for another year. Finally got bought up by NCsoft and release date was official, hype train went into overdrive.

Lore wise it was pretty bad compared to GW1, and it required you to read 2 physical books for the main story to make any sense whatsoever (which I did buy and read, they were ok but nothing special).

Game play wise it was lackluster. Leveling consisted nothing more than the standard "kill/collect x" except you didn't have to talk to an NPC to get the quest or reward, you just entered an area and a notice popped up to do x things. Instead of one big world like WoW every map is instanced and you can fast travel between maps, so the entire world felt tiny and disconnected. Leveling got boring very fast.

PvE combat was okay but broken and under powered (engineer, necromancer) for some classes, ridiculously overpowered for others (mesmer, theif). Controls were half WoW half Tera, so naturally anything but basic movement sucked ass. There were unofficial mods to fix it, but devs never bothered. Also, there were no addons because devs wanted everyone to have the same experience and no one to have an advantage over another because they had more than 2 brain cells.

PvP sucked total ass. Combat horribly imbalanced to the point some classes were pointless, and the OP classes made mincemeat out of them. Devs kept trying to push E-SPORTS and balance everything solely on that, which resulted in only 1 PvP mode (capture points) with only 4 maps. No dueling or fun matches of any sort. Also you could instant level to 80 when you entered the PvP lobby. While a nice feature, I think the devs shot themselves in the foot, since there was no leveling buffer all the PvPers immediately went into PvP, saw it was shit, and left within a few weeks. At least leveling multiple classes to max level would have given them a little time to try to fix something (but they probably wouldn't have anyways).

you never asked for why it sucked but I had to get it out

I actually like Doom 2016.

The biggest most regretable purchase, even more regretable than the fucking Xbone.

fuck off kike.

And will people stop calling it "Doom 2016", why the fuck are you kikes even calling it that? It's called "Forgotten Garbage"

Why the fuck would you take JOHN CLEESE and stick him in a fucking glorified start menu?

I can't even think of anything the game did right. Even the weapon morphing system was stupid.

This piece of shit here.

I don't really get how simplifying already overly simple gameplay benefits anyone. "Wider audience" isn't going to expand into brain dead people, for G-d's sake.

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Easy way to piss away $40 bucks.

:^)

If Holla Forums starts shitting on a game and you have your doubts just fucking pirate it, if you decide they were actually wrong then you buy it. Jesus christ user.

You don't know shit, OP. It was just one dollar, but I still feel ripped off.

came to post this

it's called GW1 my friend

I have never wanted to slap someone so hard for being so wrong in a while

Why user? Why?

All of them

is this star shekelzen?

As someone who didn't play the original or almost any MMO other than a bit of WoW, I hated it for two huge reasons:

1. You can fast travel anywhere and do any quest, meaning that your decision of what content you want to do and what places you want to explore don't matter in the slightest. This wouldn't even be a huge gripe if the places were intrinsically fun to explore, but you just walk into an area, see the "KILL 5 RATS" show up, and go kill 5 rats. The vast majority of quests are just checklists and the only thing exploration has going for it is that some of the environments look pretty and I really liked the "jumping puzzles".

2. There are no builds, you pick a class and a weapon and the 5 skills you'll be using 90% of the time are set in stone as long as you use that type of weapon. I'm okay with hotbar combat as long as there is some depth to it, like you say "okay I'm gonna grab X, Y, and Z skill because they combo together for my glass cannon build which means I won't have space for a skill that might make me more mobile but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
But you don't say that in Guild Wars 2, you just press the same fucking buttons over and over again so that your numbers can get bigger, except oh wait they don't actually get bigger relative to the enemy's numbers because everything in the world scales to you and the PVP scales everyone to the same level because nothing means anything in this shitty ass RPG wannabe.

THE MEN ARE WAVERING

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Heavily underrated post

Although I find Holla Forums to be right most of the time about games

I still feel retarded

GW2 was bait and switch. Especially for the dungeons. Watch the preview videos: they all say that dungeons will be all about randomness and every go through the dungeon will be very different. The only "randomness" involved in any dungeon is conveniently found in the first dungeon where a troll boss has 3 different spawn points. But nobody kills that troll because it has a ton of health and regenerates health.

All these years later and dungeons are still buggy and trivial content that hasn't been expanded on. AKA they haven't released new dungeons since the start of the game. Fuck the GW2 devs and fuck anet.

During gameplay I was as far from experiencing fun as I could.
During 4h I laughed maybe twice. I don't remember anything funny out of it.
Every single one of them including one villain girl I met was mentally retarded and in extremely unfunny way.

So fucking bad compared to 1.

Was so hopeful that this would be the Dungeon Keeper spiritual successor I was waiting for. I was so wrong.

Also the final nail in the coffin for bioware and the last preorder I did.

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How did you get suckered into that one?

It hurts, doesn't it.

Man if Hellgate came out today with some of the modern improvements to things like animations, more content and a proper pay model, I would've been so happy. I even got the novels because I thought the setting was really cool (and I still do, and no I don't regret buying the novels). Such a shame. Agreed with:

There's some genuine garbage there, but what games do you actually like?

Whoah, whoah, WHOAH! Dude! Microsoft made some fucking awesome games back in the day.

The game's fun, but the devs are lazy SJW's who released a buggy pile of shit because of sony shekels, and havent updated it in months.

I got it as a birthday present and I dropped it after a day.
then I met a trap who plays it and now I'm experiencing firsthand the whole "healslut" buisness as the tank
I thought it wast just a meme

Kill me.

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I used to be a core tester for GW2. Pretty much all of their devs are a copy paste of that bitch. Their entire team is made up of sycophants and yes-men and their core testers and beta testers are only there to find critical bugs - which often don't get fixed and go live and get patched at a later date - and to lick the dev's boots telling them how awesome they are at everything. You can't even criticize the devs and their decisions as a core tester otherwise you get kicked out.

Mighty No. 9 and Broken Age

This piece of shit was a warning on what's to come. I still think the devs should be hung like dogs for crimes against humanity, and kicking off the trend of early access and bailing with the money.

I'm still mad, and I still want to pulverize the dev's nuts with my foot.

This. I didn't even redeem it out of spite.

Your analogy is shit. In legit racing, ramming people is against the rules. In videogame racing, unless the game has a specific rule against it, it's not.

Rather than learn to counter a tactic that's working against you, you'd rather just ban it and/or deride the players using it. You're a scrub, plain and simple.

Isn't that just general devshit these days? Reminded me of Feng Zhu (top concept designer) talking about how game dev is pretty much cliquey shit where politics tops quality. It's an industry like any other - feminized, monetized, jewified.

Makes me wonder how a company with a more masculine ethos would function in comparison these? Less politicking, free to talk smack among one another, critique everything, put your heart and soul into your product and letting it show.

I'll play it with you too, gameplay feels good. I mostly play it solo for comfy headshots.

nigga

I can't believe you haven't killed your friends yet.

Rust, I bought it because I wanted a multiplayer zombie survival game. Then that fucking faggot patched the zombies out.

I'd refund it if I didn't have so many hours.

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Fuck

Last game I regret buying was Spore. Never again.

all of them. it feels like every single time I spend money on a game it turns out I'm directly funding someone who wants me and my way of life wiped off the face of the earth. whether it's foreign companies who think I'm too retarded to play the stuff they make, domestic companies who want me to give up personal information or indie faggots who want all white males castrated the result is the same.

Nyc was top notch how did they fuck up la?

It's bretty gud imo

The AI is fun to mess around with and the combat is satisfying. The main story and side quests are trash, but I'm just here to pretend it's an actual Berserk game

LA came first, youngfag.

I thought it was just gonna be an improved Halo Reach but instead I got CoD lite.

Where do I begin.

Not entirely a bad game just disappointing plot, boring levels, lacklustre gameplay and bad controls stop it from being good.
Atleast I bought this when it was super cheat on sale so it wasn't a big loss.

It was on sale and I remember playing the demo for it years ago and it looked comfy so figured it wouldn't hurt to buy it.
I could've forgiven the simplistic plot if it weren't for the shitty level design, retarded enemy ai, floaty jump arcs, terrible controls and characters that die too easily even on normal difficulty.
This shit wasn't comfy just frustrating.

Short, little to no replay value, EA.

I'm glad I bought that game when it was on sale, it's way too short for its asking price.

I kinda liked Fable 2 but hoped this game would bring back everything that made Fable 1 good.
I stupidly believed Molyneux lies about how the weapons would change depending on the players actions.

i don't cheat and google everything faggot. I go from memory

Nigger, maybe you would've known had you been of age at the time.

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It's been a long time since I played that game, but I recall it being fairly okay. What did you dislike about it?

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Judging by the rewards, I'd say Planetary Annihilation. I got ripped off too, but not by anywhere near that much jesus christ.

Your friends have sub-70 IQs if they think that shit is fun. They should be institutionalized.

Years later, ME3 still hurts. What a piece of shit.

FUCK. That explains how GW2 became Themepark MMO #2249. Wow. What a bunch of fucking cunts.

Can't wait for the "Holla Forums WHY DID I BUY NO MANS SKY" threads. That game is going to suck some serious dick.

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You don't even need to be creative to enjoy terraria as long as you like dungeoneering

Also pic related for most unlikeable protagonist in any game ever. It made me unable to beat the game

This

Bought the collectors edition too.. Came broken and I had to RMA it

it hurts

You should finish the game.

That's because you're a fucking faggot. The game was worse in every conceivable game from the original, even though it promised to be an improvement. It ruptured the community and, worst of all, made it so any new players would flock to the sequel over the original. In essence, it killed the only good MMO out there and replaced it with a shitty rip-off.

Yeah, you can bitch about the SJW bullshit too. That's pretty bad. But that wasn't what made me stop playing, and frankly, I never even noticed it. I was too busy questioning why I was repetitively grinding shit like I never had to do in the original.

he's the hero we need

Too many…

What was nice with Republic Commando is that you were a fucking clone and that's what I've always wanted, being a soldier in Star Wars, not a total retard but not an overpowered bitch, and tbh I found it pretty good.

but I didn't buy it though :^)

"Look at how much of a dick our protag is, he doesn't even like women in combat roles XDDDDD"

Yeah, I don't know, user

Oh, that. Yeah, that's really annoying. I thought you disliked him for being an ass like the protagonist of many other adventures.

I didn't like 1 though either for other reasons, the combat was shit, no builds, set protagonist with voice acting, lots of backtracking, and you didn't really feel like a guy that hunted monsters. Shit like Gothic and Dragon's Dogma did that part much better in terms of actual monster hunting gameplay that isn't super scripted.

there was no sequel to Dragon Age: Origins

I still hate ME2 more than 3. They both have all the same problems other than 2 having slightly better crew members, but 3 at least had slightly improved gameplay.

here's my top 5:
>4. Unreal Tournament 4 No really I'm serious

I liked that part too but the gameplay just made me want to play Halo 1 instead since it's similar but much more polished with far better weapons/enemies.

I bought it without knowing anything about Phil Fish and dropped it well before I did. It's a cool gimmick in a terribly designed game, I'm not going to manually crack encryption outside of the game just to solve one of these retarded puzzles. Most of the puzzles are only hard because they rely on some gimmick that has nothing to do with the core gameplay. I liked the visuals though and really liked the music same dude did the soundtrack for It Follows which is my favorite movie soundtrack of all time.

The only thing that was partway interesting was the part where you become king and have to make some decisions, but considering you can easily cheese Lute Hero for enough money to buy the entire world and slumlord it before becoming king which fills your coffers to the brim, you can easily make all the happy happy joy joy decisions without having to worry about the costs.

Also the combat was even more piss easy than 2. The only time I died was when my character glitched into a piece of terrain and I couldn't move for 5 minutes while a gang of bandits whittled my health down.

What are you? Some kind of homosex? What poor excuse for a man doesn't like cyberpunk.

you motherfucker

What's your Steam proflile link?

steamcommunity.com/id/cordovan/home

Other M. I could look past all the plot problems if I didn't have to use the wiimote sideways on most everything.

Those fucking buttons start to HURT when held like that after the length of a normal play session. I shouldn't have to wear a goddamn pair of gloves to play a game and not get injured.

I really feel sorry for anyone who bought Other M after having experienced Fusion. The signs were all there about what sort of game Other M was going to be.

On topic: this piece of shit right here.

bah youre fine user.
luckily its a fun game even without getting in to building autism, and if you play with friends you can just use whatever they build. at the end of the day everyone just builds differently shaped penises anyways
just make something to do the objectives with and then go from there
baby steps
i havent played it but id say most of the fun would be from exploring all the crazy levels everyone else makes