Unexpectedly arousing vidya characters

ITT: vidya characters that make you as a straight male want to suck dick

Opinions of homos and degenerates not welcome since you would suck any dick anyways.

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why are degenerates still allowed to post here?
Why can't we stop being cuckchan 2.0?

IKR? Plenty of good sexually themed discussions get entirely derailed by genuine shitposters and hedonists who don't even try to come up with meaningful content.

Solid Snake, obviously

Fuck you, faggot, I completely welcome the degeneracy that Holla Forums so sorely needs in this time of everyone having a fucking stick up their asses.

>>>/oven/

I don't want to suck any dick. That's why I'm straight. Sounds like you just need to accept your bisexuality user.

Everyone has a stick up their ass because that's privilege-enforced law.

Normal people are not normal anymore, and that has to change. Sorry, if that cuts in to your anal time. Go find a gay club, and wait for Mateen.

Nah, brah. I'm feeling hot enough as it is.


Maybe you just haven't come across the right kinda character yet.

Christian imageboard.

lmao go outside nigga

Learn to know what "normal" actually means, retard.

sit down for a second, bud, I've got some surprising news for you

Found the SJW

Rytlock was pretty handsome. There should be more porn of him. no homo

Normal:
Conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected

You do realize that the normal can and does change over time? Maybe it is you who is fighting against what's normal, maybe because it crosses your sense of social justice?

never thought id jerk off to a squid boy.

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And the exact line between blue and green in the spectrum is unclear. Doesn't mean colors son't exist. Going durrr explain normal to me can either mean you're baiting or have autism. In both cases, you deserve to be bullied faggot.

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Could someone translate me what he's trying to say?

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He's saying colorblind people are ableist.

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He is accusing you of trying to rewrite what normal is to legitimize your degeneracy or something. He probably thinks you are a jew.

Fucking check your privilege, you visually acute cunt.

Technically, that's tiffany blue, according to google, so it's blue.

Mmhmm, sure

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THAT RECOOME IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

BOB BACKLUND TIER HORRIFYING

Actually, it's color 08e8de in the hex code. It's actually 3% more green than blue.

green

Be that as it may, you could be 97% more straight than gay and you'd still be a faggot, so I'm guessing the same logic applies here, no?

Then what the fuck are they? Fire? Fighting? Fairy?

No, that's like saying a cake is 50% more flour than milk, so a cake is really just wet flour.

Photoshop agrees it's green.

What is going on? Why can't we stop it?

this is straight up fucking retarded

Nobody cares about your shitty slut waifu, go somewhere else.

True, but we're talking about the blurry divide between colors being somewhat comparable to the "blur" between sexuality that the OP is talking about when he says "straight as fuck but would suck dick" kinda thing.

No fucking ice fairies allowed.

Your eyes measure the visible spectrum in RGB.
T h a t i s h o w y o u s e e   c o l o u r.

Maybe that's what you're talking about.
I'm talking about how Tiffany Blue is actually more green than blue.

What the fuck is even happening in this thread anymore

We're talking about colors, dipshit, try and keep up.

Do you even have to ask?

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>>>/oven/

I think I've seen enough.


You really need to burn alive. Maybe a flammenwerfer is the better option?

Fairy. Definitely Fairy.

Wouldn't mind testing them with metal blades, either.

I fixed that lewdness do its family fun.

What the fuck does this have to do with my post?

Great. It's this asshole, again.

See vid related.

careful with that edge, brother

Welcome to the Internet Hate Machine, gaylord.

who needs welcoming again?

oy vey remember the 6 million ponies

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Hi, welcome to the internet! Are you staying indefinitely, or is this just a business trip?

how can you fight an enemy you dont know, comrade?


oy gevalt, its the 7 billion you stupid goy

…isn't that teal?

Why would it be a good thing to know of him?

How's those penile spines in your throat?

As long as the dick-shape ain't defined by developers, it's open for imagination.

As long as it ain't defined by developers, we can only assume the most logical conclusion which means spiny cat dick.

Do cats have horns, faggot?

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Yes.

On their dicks.

Did anyone ever ask him to clarify what he meant with the pants-thing?

god damn, i was sure i had lewd of that one somewhere

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KLONOA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

not even a little bit?

what

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DESIGNATED DEGENERACY THREAD

would be hot if it wasn't pedo/furry shit

lmao fag

You were tricked..!

Hey, isn't that /furry/'s mascot?

It is!

Nate is eight and that's just great

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yup


this

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Don't be silly. N8 is not eight. He's completely of age.

whoops, wrong file

seems legit

It's time to stop.

I knew posting klonoa was a good idea.

I'd bang young ocelot, I like his jaw.

But why would Nate need a condom?

no


slavs do tend to have top tier jaws

You've had enough of the furry already? We have so much further left to go…

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For you.

I'm not mad or disgusted, I just find this fucking hilarious

OP here, may I remind you that I'm not interested in the opinions of you degenerates.

What episode was the first one in?

I'm not even mad, just confused.

moar


tough shit gaylord

Episode 43.

That's all I've got, sorry! Guess its up to some other user.

rip me

What about this guy?

I never use blacklists when looking for furshit; I like to see what I come across. There's some great stuff out there.

This is just weird. It's not sick or perverse or morally questionable (apart from the first pic), just fucking weird.

You got the sonic toilet picture? Haven't seen that in ages.

Wait, isn't Killua gay for Gon and not the other way around?
Basically isn't it an one way unrequited attraction?

Gon literally fucked grown women.
When he was MUCH younger than he is right now.
He literally got his dick wet with actual women when most people didn't even know what sex is.

Gon is like the most heterosexual motherfucker that has ever lived, according to the manga.

who gives a fuck

It's true. Gon is dumb so he doesn't realize what's going on.
The Zoldyck children are all pretty much degenerates. Two boys that dress like girls, the oldest has a boner for his brother, another is a fat collector who spends his days in front of computers and whips his brother and enjoys it.
Silva really fucked up by marrying that insane cyborg woman.

He's pretty good. Shame about how the franchise went.


Dear god…

No it's obviously turquoise.

He's sorta dumb but he's not Goku level of dumb.
He's more like a completely pure soul that assumes the best of everyone but also murders them immediately as soon as they cross him.
He essentially only deals in absolutes, he loves everyone until he murders everyone, he's a pretty interesting character all things considered.

Funny thing, I almost posted a page from this comic.

There should be a spin off focusing on Pariston. Shit would be intense as fuck. Fucking Togashi, why did he go on another indefinite hiatus right before the Dark Island arc.

Why are there so many god damn furries in this thread?
Are there seriously more furries here than actual faggots? Being a dude and liking cock is totally fine, furshit is not.


Not only are you gay but you're also a furry.
Either accept this reality or kys fam

They look way too yaoi teenager
Can't fap to this

As a matter of fact, I don't. Sorry.

I bet that Korean autist commissioned all of these.

I swear there was a second part to this image. Or at least a fuller version.

I think Pariston is just an asshole that puts on a facade while being completely irredeemable, but not like Hisoka, in a more personally sociopathic sort of way. Maybe like Amai Mask from OPM, I don't know
The fact he wanted to grind new Hunters up against Chimera ants, for example.

I hope Chrollo makes a return in the future. He seems very interesting as an antagonist. He always remained simple and cunning and forthright, even though he was very powerful.

Yes, the Starfox ones are all the same guy. A doctor, if memory serves.
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what happens in the gw2 xpac anyway?

A Korean surgeon

Keep it to yourslef buddy or i'll trip you and then i'll suck your nuts.

Next you'll be telling us your demisexual.

Just admit your a faggot. Your life will be better. Not better than a normal person… But better than it is now at least.

i wanna suck dick but the idea of being with a guy in a relationship feels wrong, wat do?

As a straight male you should strive to *become* the man you admire, you sick fucking faggot. Not suck dicks.

Saged for faggotry.

Traps or be in an open relationship :^) with a cuckquean.

Take female hormones, they will start to change your thinking on the matter.

Suck your own dick.

this better?

Who is this supposed to be?

i think killua

who do you think?

That's the problem, it doesn't look a bit like Killua.

says you, gayboy

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NIGGER LEAVE

stop being a picky little shit

Why is there so much astro-boy porn in this thread?

Fuck off you degenerate furry faggot double nigger.

Just delete the thread, if you hate what you wrought, faggot.

Nah. Though I do wish that more people had stayed on topic. You can't really do a thread on Holla Forums without having it degenerate into low-brow shitposting and temper tantrums.

Well maybe if you didn't start the thread with a fucking contradiction, there would be shit.

Turquoise, nigga.

this thread is gay
post lady snakes and shit

no homo

the frog fuckboys, please kill me

You're all using this as an excuse to dump gay porn and you should be ashamed
also lopunny is breddy lewd

That reminds me that there is surprisingly no gay porn of the wraith. It would be fairly easy to add a dick, but I don't think anyone has done that.

kill yourself

I seriously can't tell if I'm on /furry/ right now.

Only gay men want to suck dick faggot.

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There's not enough pozposting, gfat, or contemplations of suicide to be /furry/.

Didn't like that one Wraith poster go full autist and get extremely upset over anyone even suggesting she have a dick or Ovipositioner? I remember something to that caliber vaguely

You're not straight

I think I remember something like that, yeah. Wasn't that along the lines of gay fanart marking the end of the threads, the board, or something dramatic like that? As in, once there's gay fanart being made, there's no coming back to less degenerate threads – in the context of a general, for instance.

I dunno, I remember a wall of text going over how Wraith was supposed to be seen as Feminine due to original character creation and anything that'd jeopardize feminine seduction to men was noncanon but also just abhorrent or something.

I remember because I brought up Oviposition in that thread and he just had meltdowns of walls of text