WHO YA GONNA CALL?

Will we be able to catch that gorilla?

It's almost if that site is filled with
At least they're being honest about it.

Oh, please let this shit happen. It would be amazing to watch all of the cucks and feminists defending this trash be cannibalized by their pet niggers.

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He went to Hell for being a theif and a Protestant :^)

It would be the modern Shadowman!

What would they even do?

Terrify h'white women and eat ghost chicken?

Apparently in the movie they only even capture like one ghost, the rest they just explode by zapping them with their proton packs.

Actually, that's actually a pretty scary thought. It would be a hell on earth.

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I'm talking about in the Ghostbuster's silly universe, are you talking about a more darker esque universe?

Wait until the actual movie releases. Sony's blowing their load already.

Think of the scene in big trouble in little chinatown's scene where the punks trashed the store but add some silly ghosts slapstick like a ghosts sheboon with haunted weaves or a ghost pimp hitting on white women while his ghost hoes scare the local men around the store.

Holy fuck, how did they think that sounds remotely alright?

Holy shit when I last saw this movie I was so young I hadn't seen the ghostbusters yet. All makes sense now.

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You fucked that up.

I don't have a laptop and I don't want to get out of my comfy chair just to see what you're doing here, what is it supposed to be?

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kek
I'm sure kuntaku and polyshit will have articles about how problematic letting users post reviews of games on steam is problematic and should be gotten rid of within a day.

Not working for me, either. Shame.

when does this shitty movie come out ?

i really hope Holla Forums does a stream of it.

i want to laugh at it will a bunch of faggots.

If we are not yet fully forsaken let this come to pass.

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From what clips ive seen of it, i cant watch 1 second of it before dieing of second hand embarassment. I actually want to puke when watching that trash.

Not those bitches.

It's a trick with PNG compression for the site. Basically the thumbnail is one image, the expanded picture is something else.

From a couple years ago, forgot how to do it to be honest.

You're welcome.

I refuse.

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It is my full intent in the near future to replay it to further spite Sony and Ballbusters.

sounds familiar

Ghostbusters Doom is the real Ghostbusters 3.
This is the least aggrivating video I could find, the others had one guy sperging throughout it, or the guy playing it made amazingly hideous screen resolution choices.

Fantastic4 reboot: if you don't like the movie it must be because you're rayciss! movie bombs anyway

Ghostbusters reboot: if you don't like the movie it must be because you're sexist! I wonder what happens next?

I predict great things. :^)

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Thanks m8! I didn't think 8ch would make me feel this old.

you're all terrible

Lift up you anime bitch

Chrome detected

but works for me.
and I can't seem to figure out why, it doesn't appear to be a gif with its extension changed, when I save it to my PC I only see the image of the skirt being lifted, even in 100% zoom.

Even Polygon hates it

archive.is/S00x1

They're probably bitter because they weren't considered worthy of a review copy.

Over a budget cash in?

I thought cisbusters didn't send out review copies? Or was that just early review copies?

Thanks

Why on Earth would they set the price that high for a simple twin stick shooter? What is the target audience for this game?
Ghostbusters fans will just get the 2008 game that has the original cast and people who like twin stick shooters will get Helldivers purely because it costs less than half of this

Polygon's nothing if not petty.

Honestly don't know, haven't followed along with this shit. Just, I'd be wary of giving Polygon any credit whatsoever is all.

I guess even Marxists don't like Marxists.

$50 retail for that game? Sounds way overpriced for what it appears to be. 10-20$ tops.

LIkely. Or salty that their payola might be drying up.

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This game because its %60 of the original Ghostbusters 3 script

It's an animated .png.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APNG

Party pooper. I left a hint in the post.

I never thought I would get an opportunity to post these on Holla Forums.

All this time i thought animated png was just a meme where people rename their gifs.
Like this.

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I swear to god leftycucks can't meme worth a fuck.

I've never seen this before, I feel lost.

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Nope, they're very real.
Anything you click could be one

Get the fuck back, nigger.

It's commie memes user. You see, almost nobody uses Holla Forums so nobody sees their memes. And when they do see the memes, they don't really catch on because their shitty.

APNGs only work in Firefox, right?

What the fuck is it, though?
What is it referencing?

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I think that's all my spooky stuff.

I never said I did, I asked a question.

These are the shittest memes.

Friedrich Engels, a Marxist philosopher. Basically spooks are red herrings by THE PORKIES to distract the workers of the world from seizing the means of production in a worldwide revolution.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ego_and_Its_Own

Or any Firefox forks

lolno
Engels fucking hated Stirner. He did draw the doodles, though.

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Yeah your right, just checked. I get Marxists mixed up sometimes.

That's alright. Le spook man is really more of a /lit/ meme, anyway. Holla Forums just adopted it.

kek Holla Forums can't even come up with their own memes.

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Found one more.

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Those niggers can't meme worth a damn. Holla Forums memes have humour. Holla Forums memes are just self-referential quips of history with no humour. If Holla Forums adopted Holla Forums's "humour", all they're be doing is posting quotes from Mein Kampf and crying "joos r bad", like they say "roolin class r bad"

Man, you guys really can't get along unless your egos are constantly stroked.

ill fuck you up esse

I don't even know why Holla Forums memes are so funny.

I still don't know how Moonman turned from a guy selling McDonalds into the de facto avatar of Holla Forums. Was it those text-to-speech rap videos?

thx bb

What did you expect? Holla Forumsacks dont study.

Yep.

Because you like racial humour, probably. Moonman and Ben Garrison are over-the-top characters, adopted from an innocent cartoonist and McDonald's Mascot.
Far better than taking the phrase "capitalist pig" and pasting a face on things you don't like.

The average Holla Forumsack was better when the board was a near even 50/50 split between people who identified as mostly libertarian and people who identified as mostly fascist/natsoc.

Was >>>/liberty/ ever not dead?

His head resembles a KKK mask. Leftists complained about him back in the 90s and was recently picked back up by Holla Forums

Maybe if you're on LSD.

moonman was an old meme actually.
You'll have ton forgive me for being a reddtior of yesteryear (YTMND), but moonman being racist, with the voice of AT&T Mike, has been around since 2007.

here's a wiki article, with a history of all the notable ytmnd's that developed the fad, although all the racist ones appear to have been deleted and replaced with a unique moonman themed 404 screen.

wiki.ytmnd.com/Moon_Man

Eh, YTMND was decent IMO.

Actual discussion happened, with an undertone of racism to keep the normalfags out. It was nice.

am I missing something? Is this suppose to be a popular meme? Or do I have to take philosophy 101

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ego_and_Its_Own
Short version is that Stirner referred to things (that we today would call "social constructs") as "spooks," and it tickled the fancy of /lit/ (and later Holla Forums), and also really pissed off Marx and Engels for some reason.

The libertarians did eventually seem to stop being able to defend libertarianism as time went by though. This has been happening outside Holla Forums too, libertarians like Stefan Molyneux starting to acknowledge its practical problems.

So I think the reason Holla Forums is more NatSoc these days is just due to an overall shift in culture and ideology wherein libertarians are growing up.

It's not an animated .png though those do exist.
It's just two images with pixels spaced just-so so that it can take advantage the way images are resized as thumbnails.

"Libertarians" seem to be as prevalent as ever, in my experience. Maybe slightly less common since the recession.

No, that is clearly not the case with .

That is the case for

That and gore and stuff like goatsee. God, I miss those days. Normalfags ruined the internet.

So much damage control going on with this movie, everyone who dislikes it is being branded as a hater by the media.

My best guess would be that they've gone into hiding for election season.
That, or they've taken the heh pill and transcended Holla Forums.
Picture is unrelated

(nice)
Surprising given how much it seemed to be a disaster even before release. There seem to be no shortage of PR swords the media is willing to fall on for the cause of triggered Tumblrinas.

My bad, I thought that was the one you were talking about.

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offtopic, personally don't post on Holla Forums at the moment because summer hit the bend and because there's fair few things really worth posting about at the moment
still lurk
while I'm at it

Stefan is progressing into nationalism due to pressure from his cuck-tier country and Europe's immigration, most people in limited government factions do the same when the chips are down including myself
is more like
meaning it's not worth the time
most left-wing libertarians can fit right in with Holla Forums well enough until statists ruin the fun, even moreso the fairly similar right-wing libertarians, so the discussion doesn't really need to occur

Embarrassing

It helps that Helldivers is badass as fuck. Meanwhile the Ghostbusters game is worse than that shitty twin-stick space marine game.

(checked)
This is the type of shit that kicks off a LOL thread.

Just seems to be a bit of a low point with libertarianism, at least within North America. You had the situation where the non-feminist Canadian candidate got thrown under the bus by her party a year ago so the party there could directly appeal to social justice types (as they put it), showing that the party leads really don't care…

And in the US the two candidates there right now are (respectively) someone who says he strongly identifies with Bernie Sanders and threw a replica of one of Washington's RevWar guns in the trash for some bizarre reason (and then tried to buy it back from the gift-giver), and the other seems to be essentially a neocon who's upset Bush isn't the Rep nominee. The convention was a bit of a shitshow too, sort of a "late stage Reform Party" feel.

And of course the British Libertarians blew up spectacularly years ago…

It just seems like everyone's given up and going authoritarian to one degree or another.

Spooks huh

a lazy "solution"

This. I think the day the movie comes out we should have a thread dedicated to the real sequel to Ghostbusters 1&2.

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Well, if you want to go back, I'd say the US Libertarians fell apart after Harry Browne was forced out of the party. And then Bob Barr (of Borat infamy) was the nominee in 2008…really the trajectory isn't surprising at all when you think about it.

As far as Canada goes, well Trudeau Jr is PM which is about all you really need to say…

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Quality translation.

That was made by a Holla Forumsack visiting Holla Forums. I remember the thread.

I assumed you meant the Jewish version.
Porky in general is a Holla Forums thing, though.

HOL UP

archive.is/etm6z

archive.is/vYrJV

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Libertarians are a meme.

The only real libertarian I've ever seen is Ron Paul; all the others are either Anarco-capitalists or democrats/republicans wholike weed.

Now, Classical Liberalism, that's where it's at.

It's honestly depressing when you talk to someone who should want the smallest possible government size but has no interest in it at all.

I know people who basically are "libertarian" insofar that the government gives them narcotics so they can remain happy or at least content all the time while everything else falls apart.

That's another area that's been a problem for them. A certain number of the membership these days aren't really interested in minarchist causes.

You know, the core problem is responsibility. Noone owns their shit. It's a survivable problem when things aren't interconnected too much but when you start establishing a global system…

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I BET THE PATRIARCHY DID THIS

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They seem desperate

I LOVED the Atari developed game on 360 and PS3 with actors voicing it. It was freaking GOLD. I Still use it on 360.

This new one is a filthy damned twin stick shooter like Sanctum of Slime. This is a bigger disappointment then the movie.

you nerds sure are angry a movie about women is being praised ;)

Your turn.

It's true all that shit of Bill Murray being forced to promote the movie or otherwise Sony will demand his ass into the oblivion? How they can do something like that? Does Bill sold his soul to them or what?

about movie is being praised ;) you nerds sure are angry a women

Yeah
At least we can see he's not ok with it

:^)

Very simple.

Wew lad, Richard Roeper isn't some nobody either.

Shit forgot to link

Holy shit, he tries so hard to laugh but almost ends crying. Now, this is just fucking disgusting

I watched a stream off it for awhile, posted this recap in another thread.

It feels like they made made a made a shitty XBLA or PSN game and decided to make it a full release for 50 fucking dollars.

And here I thought it would be about busting ghosts. How silly of me to think that.

Its also worth noting that the game its self when compared to previous games especially the one a few years back is a microcosm of the film ist self

fighting the patriarchy is more important than fighting ghosts, since only one of these actually exists.

And the actual movie actors aren't even in it, hell the blonde girl in the game is FAR hotter than the one in the movie.

Exactly, Ghosts are a serious threat, so fuck fighting some fictional patriarchy.

QUADS CHECKED

Also they kind of do fight the patriarchy in the movie, they defeat the last ghost via shooting it in the dick with the packs.

I wish I was joking.

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I would stream it but unfortunately this game doens't stream too well. It can get a bit dull at times during missions.

It's action packed on Hard though.

Of course playing on Hard is a good way to get stuck on the second-last level.

The she boon in particular looks defeated judging by the slumped shoulders.

When I first got it I beat it all the way through. Problem is, I have a tendency to drink while streaming and its hard to pay attention to a chat and try to talk to peeps while also playing a game. I do play them on hard but damn it takes some time to get into the groove.

I don't remember it being especially hard once I got the dodging down and a few upgrades though. Although on hard I remember spending most of the time just picking up team mates.

That cover looks so serious, you wouldn't know they defeat the final boss by shooting him in the dick

Nah, its just the marketing direction they have to take. Remember, all female characters that are main characters have to be "Strong" women. So that means over compensating with "attitude" and what not.

But basically retarded.

I would imagine the stories coming from the behind the scenes of the new GhostBusters is going to be filled with lots of these chicks not really getting along.
Meanwhile all the characters of GB 1 and 2 have remained friends.

Fun fact:
The reason why Dana Baret (Sigorney Weaver) isn't in the "The Ghostbusters" game (the good one) is because she had thought Bill Murry wasn't going to do it. She had only found out when it was too late that he was doing the voice over for the game and regretted not being able to be involved.

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I almost can't tell which is the fake one

Let me guess, the final ghost was also a misogynist man and probably racist too?

Didn't know that.
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Fugg.

They fight the logo

It's a Stay Puft rip-off that is actually the logo ghost but with a tie.

tell me this ISNT FUCKING PAID OUT THE ASS EVEN THOUGH ITS A 5/10

I'd wager it's more due to libertarianism's inherent inability to curtail the sort of cultural authoritarianism and general insanity we face from the left today than libertarians "growing up."

They're making implications here that are making me FUCKING FURIOUS.

Come on, sir, even Tiny Toon Adventures taught us that Variety was full of shit, and that was over 20 years ago.

WHICH IS IT?
IS IT SHIT OR IS IT BETTER THAN A FUCKING MASTERPIECE? BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE BOTH REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Either…

A) The original is complete shit, this is less shit but it's only OK

OR

B) We are being paid to shill this so we need the copy to sound good but we'll inform everyone its shit in the score

Holy shit that review was great.

Even the villain looks like a fucking mongoloid new age male feminist

I think she just has bad posture and sheeit.

The black woman is the worst part of every trailer for new Ghostbusters so far. She's loud and obnoxious and looks like a man. Ernie Hudson was awesome in the original. If I was black I feel like I would probably be offended by this woman and her character.

It's like watching a jogger with full-blast headphones with his eyes closed slowly jog into the path of an oncoming train

This is the only Ghostbusters related thing that i'm looking forward to.

Why can't Holla Forums just go away forever

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They're like Lovecraftian ghouls, feasting on carrion and avoiding the attention of stronger creatures.

Case in point. It's a refurbished vintage meme, dusted off for reuse by memelords too newfaggy to create any OC of worth. Even Holla Forums old avatar was a recreation of /new/.

Brazzers is doing a GB porn too.

Non-public reviews exist.

Elaborate.

I want to feed the niggress ghostbuster fried chicken while she talks dirty ebonics to me and then release my slime on her feminine face.

This is original. They even have sheboon.

That's the thing I don't get, it's supposed to be patriarchy busters but the black woman is a blatant dated nigger stereotype not seen since Sambo. Compared to Ernie Hudson she is an absolute joke.

Winston

"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe in anything"

Sheboné

"you guys are really smart about all this fancy science stuff but I know New York"

Even if they aren't trying to just make a female cast of the original Ghostbusters they are still at fault for making something that looks like absolute shit.

Where is her feminine face located?

You can write a review and not have it be visible. They still count towards a game's score.
So, the game might have five public negative reviews, but three private negative reviews and two private positive reviews. That would bring it to 20% positive.

yo you talkin shit bout my waifu bitch?

Probably apart of a birth mark on her back or something, you know, like one of those pieces of toast with jesus's face on it.

Because feminism was the most important thing to them, obviously. It's kind of like how you get feminists who hate trannies and women who claim to be feminists but defend muslims to the death. They've got their pet cause and the rest can go suck an egg.

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Desperate

Now that I think about it, I have to wonder; would this be better or worse if they just used "comedic actors" who happen to be popular, rather than going for GRRRRL POWER?
Basically a lineup like
Basically the kind of person who's mostly known for DUDE WEED LMAO-tier comedies.
I honestly think it would be worse.

It would have been better for us because they couldn't scream MUH FEMINISM when people on the internet called it out as a soulless cashgrab like we always do with reboots

I've seen it before but I'd always assumed it was a Holla Forums meme and he was talking about niggers.

I honestly don't think people would be calling it one, though. Either way we'd have to deal with people who actually like lowbrow shit like that. I'm not really sure if it's worse to eat shit because it agrees with your opinions or to eat shit because it has weed in it. Plus Seth Rogen eats up the feminism narrative anyway, he'd find a way to shoehorn it in. Just look at those fucking beer commercials he keeps doing.

IIRC Ramis was looking into the guy who plays the autistic detective on Criminal Minds for the real GB3, so he wasn't looking for strictly comedic people.

I don't watch Criminal Minds so I don't know which one's autistic. All I know is the dude who plays based Saul in Homeland is in it.

Disgusting

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What the fuck?

Beer commercials used to make me mad because the men in them were barely functional retards, now it's another feminism soapbox?

You mean pic related?
Joking aside, I think that would have been a good fit.

More people would be critical about it because it wouldn't be under the gaze of feminism, which would be a fair thing to do because it will be shit either way. It could also be more easily disregarded as a shitty reboot just like Robocop, Total Recall and others, which means people could just forget about it ever existing. But that just isn't the case for this reality's version of the reboot.

There's a gay wedding one too. I've only seen one or two because I usually pirate my shows. They have Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen in them and are obnoxious.

I want to gas everything. Just everything. The whole world.

I can't help but feel like they'd make it about feminism anyway. Their fourth that I couldn't decide on would probably be Amy Schumer.
In a parallel universe somewhere out there, the movie stars Bill Murray, Ernie Wilson, and Dan Aykroyd, with Harold Ramis' character mentioned as having passed away.

In another parallel universe they made Ghostbusters 3 before Harold Ramis died.

I'd say I felt like an outsider to modern culture now but I realize that's literally always been true.

niether are fake user.

I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. I'm not going to go through the rest of the quote, you all know it.

IM KILLING NIGGERS
IM KILLING NIGGERS

Really makes ya think.

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please stop

Fuck you Paul Fag and the other principles behind this tripe. You shat on one of the best movies from back in the day. Tbh i'll be glad to see this film get what it deserves at the box office. Sony sunk US$160M into this sack of horseshit. I imagine it will be a good lesson for them.

Yeah that dude.

Desperate.

Not only the production cost but it's ridiculous marketing

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Nah man

I really doubt it will

But we'll see.

It really makes me wonder. I mean, we think it's shit, but I've heard many a person seem excited for it.
I'm a cashier, and just the other day I heard some woman bring it up to her kid, and then some stranger but in to tell them they're excited for it as well, because they saw it on Ellen. I was appalled. No wonder why shit like Nine Lives gets made, if people eat up blatant crap like this.

They had to (((shut down))) user-submitted metacritic reviews for it. They've been pushing this "only stupid, virgin, misogynerds will hate this masterpiece" narrative for months. I expect it to do nothing but bomb completely and the feminist/cuck tears will be delicious. If it fails miserably, I'll take it as a sign that feminist shaming tactics are finally losing their edge.

I went to the mall and they were selling ghostbusters marshmallows for 2 dollarydoos

even home brand marshmallows cost more than that, bloody hell

I think Sony has realised that they're gonna fuck up, but the sunk costs are high, so they've advertised out the arse. Sony hopes that it's too big to fail.

I'd love to blast runaway spooks, tbh fam.

Also…

NO CHINA RELEASE

DESPERATE

Woulda sold like hotcakes in China, because those fuckers laugh whenever they hear a black person speak

At least it's achieving the goal of making people laugh.

Black people sound pretty stupid tbh

They'd be dying over the gorilla in this film. This is the ugliest sheboon I've ever seen probably.

What a goddamn handsome cresent klansman

The commies really hate both kinds of spooks in their movies, It would have bombed over there either way.

China doesn't allow for films involving distinctly 'paranormal' elements [such as ghosts] to run in their theaters. The perfect storm of factors working against the movie will make landfall in the next few days.

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Apparently there's limited slots for US films over there and the gov't starts spaghetti dribbling whenever a film has ghosts for bad guys, so theres two strikes against it. Add on all female mains, one of which is fat and another who isn't white, and it's pretty much fucked.

This could be a nuFantastic-tier catastrophe.

fuck off nigger, i dont give a fuck about people of other colors get the fuck out you aint my brother

Holy shit user you are killing me, this kinda shit makes me wet my pants of laughter.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Their laws are weird. You know, Chinese dota have skeletons censored.

How was Skullface called in China?

What was*
God im tired

ching chong nip nong

Go back to school you neanderthal.

>>>/reddit/

ni hao why mad rice rice chopstick

It is, no matter where he originated. Holla Forums has latched onto him completely and that's now the main place he's posted, because "muh social constructs".

You should honestly take a step back and look at yourself and see what you managed to type with your own two hands.

Again with the racism, ey? I suppose a man child like you who spouts childish remarks would respond back with even more stupidity.

Sup, newfag? You here from Gawker, or are you going to Correct the Record?

Those laws are only enforced on foreigners.

Gotta love the "Polygon ethics policy" mention. I guess Goymergate isn't so over yet.

I should make this clear: This movie does not deserves the hate that it gets. The actors tried their best to play the characters with charming, intelligent and believable acting. You guys shouldn't just hate something just because the rest of the place is.

Is that your own specially made boogieman that you use to mentally block out anyone with an opposing opinion?

Kill yourself so Tyrone can fuck your wife without being distracted by you sitting in the corner.

Are you sure you're on the right site, mate?

kawaii desu ne

I don't have a reaction image hysterical enough for this.

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Seth Rogen commented on this and said it would have been bad.

5%

I prefer it that way. Better ded than red.
-t. /liberty/

maybe we can get the 4 am boys to stream it

Even if you're just posting shit like this for shits and gigs and don't even believe what you yourself are posting, you are the gayest nigger on this entire site right now.

The neanderthals were animals who had limited capability to have rational thoughts. To compare them to humans would be stupid.

I'm not the one wasting his time using a website that is considered one of the last bastions of freedom of speech to metaphorically shit on the keyboard and send that off as a post.

Ha ha ha. When will you stop acting like a dumbass?

Also I see you have your tinfoil hat on and ready.

I thank you for thinking my beat downs of these fools is funny, I suppose I'm making at least one person's day.

Even gayer than the literally gay boards?

doing gods work

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me no speaky engrish sucky sucky five dolla sugoi?

fucking flag

Yes, even gayer than on the actual gay boards.

A dead species of early humans isn't the same thing as a black person, you dolt.

Another fan? I'm flattered.

Annnnnd I think I will ignore you.

I don't see what's so gay about speaking against the uneducated masses here.

(You)

5% is large in relation to every other modern race of humans.

Every mammal is an animal,quit thinking so highly of yourself. That's what is wrong with leftists, they're victorian snobs

And no, Neanderthals were very intelligent.
telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/8898321/Neanderthals-were-too-smart-for-their-own-good.html

smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/rethinking-neanderthals-83341003/?no-ist

Leave leftist. You're in the wrong neighborhood. We cannot be subverted.

If you say so fam.

ping pong ni hao hung lo moo goo gai pan chow mein

It's not like I have trouble getting responses.

What ever, so what if Neanderthals were actually smart? They're dead and we're still alive.
I'm going back to >>>Holla Forums where people don't have their heads up their asses, I had enough of the common rabble here.

kek

KEK

baka hentai lolicon paizuri

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Watch some videos before you go.

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Tell me, who's side do you choose in this video? The oppressed sexual degenerate, or they poor oppressed-by-whitey negro?

Neanderthals don't matter because they're not alive, but their blood lives on in whites and you use it as an insult? How does this work, commie?

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That was pretty interesting until he started going on about problematic and kenyans.

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Only young women. About the only thing Sony has to hope on is that married chicks with weaker willed husbands will drag them out to see this shit.

Considering the very low numbers of female participation thus far, I don't think that will work.

You're a funny one, m8, I'll give you that.

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wew, this is either a legitimate redditfag or top tier bait

According to the IMDB stats, while the film did test better with women than most groups, the highest any group of women gave it was 5.9 out of 10. Women over 45 actually hated it more than most groups giving it a 3.7. The only group that hated it more is boys under 18. (Hey kid, wanna /ss/?)

When the strongest response from your core demographic is "Eh, it wasn't the worst thing ever." you're basically fucked.

On the other hand, the movie tested exceptionally well with paid shills. If only paying people to like something didn't cancel itself out, Sony might have had a hit on it's hands.

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wait, wasn't he super pro capitalist?

fucking normei

Why do people become completely unable to identify obvious bait when the master baiter is pretending to be Holla Forums? Are people from Holla Forums really that autistic?

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Nobody's buying it, chaim. Every politically motivated raid in Holla Forums history has been by leftists, usually Holla Forums.

Not really. Freech gets some keks from posting shit here and that imageboard by Josh has been targeting this place strongly as of late.

I saw a positive review, which of course mentioned misogynerds, still only rate it a C+

It's very obvious, since Holla Forums would never be so clear about hating the common rabble and openly stating about using the board because it's such an embarrassment. I just think that user is funny.

Criticising Holla Forums is a one way ticket to guaranteed replies, with claiming that you are from Holla Forums being the perfect way to end with double the replies you got on the first post. Pretend to fail at samefagging or false flagging for extra bonus points. Seriously, try it and you will see.

Autists like you freaking out about muh l
Holla Forums conspiracy are the reason these posts are happening. You have the face that fact that you all are falling for frankly terrible bait over and over again.

The official movie reviews are great too. No political agenda affecting the review, no sir!

And yes, its real:

rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/

If the script and early screenings are true. The villain sounds like a freudian slip of Feig himself, or a feig type. Literally hates america, and if it's still in the final release version a scene where the villain ghost forcing the cops and military to dance was supposed to humiliate AmurKKKa global hegemony something or other. If the leak is true the filming of the scene came off very badly, Feig cried like a sensitive nu male, and only a heavily edited scene remained.

I upboated your post, you'll soon have earned your tenbux back.

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See what I mean? We will be laughing at you from Holla Forums!

Salon, what a surprise.
I want writers to actually study the craft of writing and stop being so sloppy. They don't have to be full on grammar nazi, but respect their craft and write like they're worth their coin.

I don't care if it's actually Holla Forums or someone pretending to be them. It's all disruptive and designed to either turn opinion against rightist politics or reject political discussion at all as a compromise. Lefties aren't even pretending otherwise among themselves. If they can't shut their enemies up, they'll try to shut up all political discussion because they have other venues and Holla Forums is expendable to them. That's the entire premise behind tactics like pic 2 in . Slash and burn all tolerance of politics; even vidya-related political stories get "NOT VIDYA" shitposts.

Hang around on Holla Forums sometime and you will see how real the shilling is. Candidates are spending millions on astroturfing right now, on top of our usual Freech/SA/whatever barnacles.

aids skrillex is making movie review now?

dubs checked
The woman sounds like an idiot, the stranger sounds like a kidnapper who saw a potentially easy mark.
Or they were all retarded.

Summer. It's just the summer.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

I remember watching that as a kid.
Fun times.

What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood comedy? I have not enjoyed a single hollywood made comedy movie in the past decade

Remember back in the day when "trolling" was popular? Remember how everybody laughed at the retards who responded to them and said "don't feed the trolls"? This is the modern version of that. "Holla Forums" shitposters are getting off on triggering people like you who respond to their shit. And no, making alarmist threads about how LEFTYPOL IS INVADING AAAAA (I saw it before you or a volunteer deleted it) is not the way to fix it. Trying to get sympathy by saying "b-but those faggots are trying to change the topic from right wing politics" is also not the way to do it. Go back to the learnings of old. Ignore them and mercilessly mock the fucking retards who fall for their bait like I do. When people stop falling for their shit, they will stop posting.

Did I do good, Holla Forums?

Unless it's standup, comedy always works better when it's subtle, novel "heh" worthy chuckles, basically to give the work a bit of personality. Shit like this that tries to make people actually laugh attracts the types of retards that scream at everything and everybody else there joins in so they feel normal

We know he cried on set, but I've seen reports claiming it was because the dance number just didn't work. He had no idea how to direct it and it looked stupid, but also other reports that it was because one of the cast members was mean to him. Which cisbuster do you think bullied him? My money is on Kristen Wiig, she's the closest thing to a "big" actress in the film. There's also reports she was trashing the film on the phone in her trailer during filming. I doubt it was Jones because in interviews since she's made it pretty clear she knows her career is riding on this turd, as in those interviews where she fake laughs at all of Feig's jokes (look up that interview where he gets slimed, tell me her laughter sounds legitimate.)

The movie is just really incompetently made. Feig is basically Corky from Waiting for Guffman but less funny. The dance number doesn't even make sense. If he can just possess everyone and make them dance, why would he leave the cisbusters unaffected? It's just plain bad writing. At the very least they'd need to bullshit a plot about how because of the earlier possession they'd created a device that generates a field that protects them from possession. A dance number would still be a really inefficient use of an army of possessed cops and military people. A much more interesting scene would be the cisbusters trying to figure out how to disarm them without killing them.

There's also the toy line logic with their use of proton packs. In that first review that leaked, the guy said one thing that really bothered him is that when they get to the parade scene with all the ghosts, they don't trap them. Their proton packs just fucking kill them. And instead of one device, as we've seen in the trailer they pop out with a bunch of other random proton weapons. The blonde has a couple little handguns she licks, McCarthy has some sort of… knuckle proton pack…?

When I watched the RLM and they started talking about proton packs all those scenes in the trailers of them shooting tons of ghosts came back to me, as they talk about how proton packs are like lightsabers in that they're cool, but only if used sparingly, and they point out in the original movie we see them actually use the proton packs for two minutes and forty-eight seconds. Someone should splice together the footage of them talking about it with the parade scene.

How new are you?
Ot just a summerchild?

Yeah, I was there for the heyday of trolling. Helped close the pool, yadda yadda. What you're saying has merit, but it's still worthwhile to put forward evidence that it's happening rather than just making fun of people.

Modern comedy is hellishly lazy and unimaginative, failing to even apply the medium it's in. Embed related.

It's all unoriginal regurgitated shit that references jokes that USED to be funny at the time until it got overused to hell and back because normalfags don't know how comedy works.
Fucking hell that's sad.

A balding nu-male critic for Salon likes the movie. It's such a massive blow to all of those evil trolls who hate the movie without even seeing it. Too bad I won't be seeing the movie to confirm his review because I know it's shit.

Movies have been stuck with the same old shit for the past 16 years. I honestly can't tell what movies were made in which year now. Hell, it's almost been 4 years since The Dark Knight Rises was released and it still feels like 1 to me.

You just confirmed yourself to be a basement-dwelling Gamergate troll

Wiig, possibly. Wiig or Mcarthy maybe, then again those are the only two I would somewhat recognize out of the main cast. Jones I only know as yet another SNL cast that I don't watch, and blondie I never heard of until now.

There is nothing appealing about Jones performance from the trailer I saw, but hearing something like that makes me slightly more sympathetic to her as a person. Only slightly.

Hey DON'T YOU DARE CRITICIZE Corky or any of Corky's artistic choice! The UFO scene is KEY to Blaine's important history as a town!

Between proton packs used as a direct weapon instead of confinement beam then trap vs most regular ghost, and that rumor of alien ghostesess, they really, really, and I mean fucking really. Don't understand or just plain don't give a fuck about the source material. We're not even talking about 'ok we want it to be for a new gen of audience while keeping the core spirit' nope. I'm talking 'why does superman even need a logo, hell I think Nick Cage is perfect to play Krypton Man, and this "superior starman", he should fight a giant mechanical spider, because that would be awesome' level of not getting the source material.

Posting more explanations of good comedy from the same channel. I guess this thread is /t/v/ anyways.

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send this to him and see how triggered the cuck gets

Action comedy now.

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I want to see this.

Animated comedy.

It got shoved in there as an end credits scene. Imagine the tantrum he showed that Sony finally caved and let him throw it in at the end.

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The motion of comedy.

It's such a shame what happened to Jackie becoming a Chinese puppet and what happened to his son

If he had stayed in the US he would have probably become our asian Morgan Freeman.

we need a new thread

nice quads brah you work out

Please be true, don't let those quads of truth down. In the email leak it's claimed that Feig wanted the dance scene to be a huge production number as a high-larious 'fugg you' addressed to, I'm not sure to who and what exactly but I'm guessing his hatred of toxic masculinity and the U.S. or some sheeit.

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He can't help but throw in a reference to the last round of misogyny scaremongering. Holy shit my sides are busted.

Reminder to tag this product "spooks", "runaway spooks", and "catch those runaway spooks"

Unf

It will help in my mind……

Kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

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No. I've seen some ancaps use him as a meme, but I don't think they really understood what they were doing.

You can't know if s/h/it has two hands or has a spiritual identity that might not even have hands! Please, ask for bodily structure and kintype before you make such assumptious statements

heh

I'm pretty sure a spook is something that's spooky aka offensive. Their shitty memes leak into normalfag memes occasionally, usually the ironic meme community over on kikebook

It's even funnier when explicit statists use him as a meme, because equal and greater criticism is levied towards anything that relies entirely on a spook like the state, while his critiques of idealist capitalism are more towards the idea of the entire ego being greed
I don't think people have quite grasped that purist Egoism isn't compatible with most ideologies in any way.

underage/cityfag spotted

Read the thread.

True. Stirner probably wasn't wild about the idea of ideology in the first place, anyway, given that egoism "states its case on nothing."

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Steam Support to get a refund.

Can't blame her, it's hard to tell with all the mixed signals Bill was giving up until Ramis's death.