You are given three wishes from a genie, it will come true, there are no tricks. What do you wish for, Holla Forums

1 remove all niggers
2 full communism for everyone else
3 give me the dick of a ntr antagonist.

You're not supposed to want to be pretty, you're supposed to want a pretty gf

wew nigga

1. Everyone in the world read and understand Marx (still capable of rejecting it)
2. Fusion energy figured out
3. When strong AI is invented it doesn't kill us all

Rebel likes satan tho.

gnostic faggot

1. Europe returns to monarchy.
2. All white people move back, non-whites move out.
3. People who play videogames/watch anime get their heads crushed under tank wheels.

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1. Anarchy
2. A comfy cyberpunk commune
3. My ex gf ;_;

Forgot to remove the meme flag.

0. I wish that whenever I use up my 3 wishes from a given genie, another genie appears to grant me more wishes.

1. Maximize happiness for every single sapient being in the universe.

2. Make my waifu real, make her love me, and make her share all of my fetishes (especially diapers).

3. Give me a book containing the answers to all the deepest scientific and philosophical questions that ever have been asked or ever will be asked.

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1. Communism
2. FTL space communism
3. A gf who is a communist

I'm Holla Forums but we don't get genies because that's not news or current events and it would be banned.

Instead of lowering to the lowest common denominator, raise all countries and its people to the highest common denominator
Separate all the races/tribes/whatever into the broadest category/homeland/whatever possible.
Infinite drinking water for everybody.

anargy
the ability to know peoples secrets upon meeting them
time control

I just want to die for him.

you always can, user :^)

You can do that now and be with him :^)
Just remember to aim at the temple, dont wanna just blow your jaw off

Look, even Hitler wouldn't want you to waste 3 wishes on dying a pointless death without even making anyone happy.

1. Get turned into qt trap
2. world wide communism
3. my ex

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I'd be happy.

- World Communism
- Become a 10/10 qt
- All Right Wingers To Die

user, you'll never be happy. You just need to accept that life isn't about being happy or has any meaning or purpose, life is a kick in the balls form birth to death with the occasional small pocket of sunshine if your lucky. Your life dosn't matter, nothing does, their not point in being happy, just stay alive and try to find something to live for.

my future boyfriends

I do everything for him and the idea he gave to me.

It is the only time I can be at peace.

When I work, I work for him. When I exercise, I do so for him. When I read, I'm reading for him.

He will always be my leader, my inspiration, and the hero.

1. Bring skeletons back from extinction
2. Universe-wide egoist milk shop commune
3. Become a real living skeleton

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Sure.
Okay.

1. the ability to manipulate Reality in whichever form I see fit
2. The ability to be completely invulnerable and immortal to anything but my own hand. I have to be willing to commit suicide of my own volition
3. A really good ham sandwich

you are truly a pity full human being.

thats fucking gay, hitler was a retard. why would you love someone so stupid

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1. free palestine, all zionists effectively get shot in the back of the head
2. FULL COMMUNISM WORLD WIDE
3. an infinite supply of painkillers

I want there to be Heaven, that is my one true wish.
This way I can die in peace and live in peace.

1. FALC NOW
2. My ladyfriend is a young qt Bernadine Dohrn (pic related).
3. Everyday until my death I get to wake up, put my pj's/slippers on, walk downstairs and shoot Henry Kissinger in the face. He'll reanimate each day like some righteous Prometheus situation.

Having hatesex is a fantasy of mine.

you are NOT allowed to kill me afterwards though

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The revolution

1 - Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism now.
2 - Know all; understand all.
3 - Immortality.

1. Complete purge of Socdems, Demsocs,socialists,trots,libertarian marxists and leftcoms form the left.
2.New cultural revolution in all existing failed worker`s republics to fix them.
3.Nuclear revolutionary war.

social or barbarism not socialism and barbarism

How about a trap dressed as an SS officer? ;^)

Only the complete eradication of old society can bring end to endless wave of revisionists and reactionaries. I honestly don`t see any other options aside form complete destruction of history and culture as we know it.

Year Zero when fellow nihilist?

Have you tried changing the material conditions?

I`m too much of spooked utopian socialist for that comrad.

Long as there remains history, there is a remote change that reactionaries could rise. Just change of the material conditions does not guarantee absolute support form the collective.

Y'kno if more Nazi's were like you we woulden't hate you so much…

just as good

sex

Implying it's not?

I-If you insist…

>#MARA #MakeVoreRealAgain would also be nice

National Socialists and Left Socialists having sex is the ultimate forbidden love.

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what about people who shit post on 4chan

anarchist utopia
transhumanism
we take to the stars

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1. Understand how the Universe came to be.
2. Total Anarchy (Markets and FALC, idgaf).
3. More genies.

Ontological Negation
Infinite loop of the Fall into becoming the Demiurge
All the visuals in the next multiverses are done by Shinkai Makoto

There already is that you fucko.

Observe the mutualist's confusion

I bet you literally would want to get cucked by Hitler.

If we're assuming "wish for more wishes" is out of the question:

1.) Worldwide FALC
2.) Immortality with the ability to commit suicide by very specific means and made impossible if under coercion
3.) Selective ability to make art into reality (mostly for muh anime)

All my needs and desires are met, I have my means of escapism and for making further major impacts on the world, and I get to experience it for as long as I want. As far as I'm concerned, that's close enough to heaven for my needs.

I thought about having the third one be some sort of infinite memory storage/recall, but I've come to the realization that the individual memories aren't so much the important part as is the effects they have on the more long-lasting decision-making framework and personality. As far as I'm concerned, most individual experiences, when examined in isolation, are just barely worthy to be memoir fluff anyways.

gross

Then you should follow suit and kill yourself

1) Class consciousness and international solidarity spread across the world, eventually culminating in a general strike that successfully establishes socialist projects with minimal bloodshed
2) Climate change is successfully reverted
3) anime boys are real and find me attractive

1. FALC
2. Star Trek level of technology
3. All leftist thinkers are resurrected and personally lecture the autists of Holla Forums on their theories.

Wait, is Holla Forums literally just the people too gay for Holla Forums?

Pretty much.

/cuteboys/ is Holla Forums territory

what does that tell you

Damn, i just cut myself on your edge

Enjoy your time as it lasts

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1. mao, stalin and lenin to come back from the dead
2. have the government in turkey overthrown by the mlkp
3.make anime real

1) FALC!
2)To kiss Rebel or Xexizy
3) for my dick to grow big enough to impale every reactionary on the planet

gay

1. СЧАСТЬЕ ДЛЯ ВСЕХ, ДАРОМ, И ПУСТЬ НИКТО НЕ УЙДЕТ ОБИЖЕННЫЙ!

2. СЧАСТЬЕ ДЛЯ ВСЕХ, ДАРОМ, И ПУСТЬ НИКТО НЕ УЙДЕТ ОБИЖЕННЫЙ!

3. HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND LET NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!

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1. Abolish capitalism
2. Abolish ennui
3.[spoiler] Abolish faggots that like traps and futa

Everyone's already wished for communism, so I'm going to

Wish for something in addendum. Sorry, public free use without barriers, censorship or shame is my greatest fetish

All of you are complete peasants.
1. I wish to become a deity, of whatever suits my being best, that I am all powerful, all knowing, omnipresent.
2. I wish that capitalism and all other forms of totalitarianism and lemming mentality, whether it's stalinism, leninism, maoism, etc is destroyed and prevented from ever being realized in all universes.
3. I wish that Slavoj Zizek, Christopher Hitchens, Gore Vidal, Camille Paglia, Ayn Rand all became deities.

Praise Eris!

kek

She was certainly more elegant than most right wing writers. Rand is more readable than any other writer ayncraps admire.
I prefer her over piece of shit liberals like Bill Maher who always promote the liberal lie that capitalism can work with state intervention, that small, ineffectual reforms work.
Rand, as a devote fanatic, exposes the true nature of capitalism. And for that, I elevate her above most liberals, with the exception of Gore Vidal.

I don't want any other wishes

Donald…?

So, will Ayn Rand be Hades/Satan/whatever?

1. Every creature in the universe achieves nirvana
2. There are no further wishes

1. Everyone being nice to one another
2. Everyone being happy
3. No more people being born

Done.

w-what did I ever do to you huh?

I don't understand, why do the third one after the first two?
The first two sort of eradicate the need for the third one don't they?

I kinda want to fug my Nazi friend

;-;

1. Anarchist Space Program is a succes and the world dwells into anarchy and humanity starts an universe wide decentralised pirate network of independent commune and pirate planets.

2. Be a Girl and spend my life with my husband on a small farm on a planet based on 18th century rural europe with no landlords or bolsheviks to bother our ultra comfy peasant uthopia.

3. I have no idea.

1. Full communism.
2. Freedom for all genies.
3. That's it.

Genies need to rise up against their human oppressors, tbh.

No, because though people are no longer born there are still the currently existing people who should still be nice to each other!

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Oh yeah

1. TOTAL NUCLEAR WAR.
2. Slaughter anyone I don't like.
3. Steal anything I want.

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kore ha

And then things were pretty much great after that

This is the thread where you recognize that you've been talking to kids this whole time.

1. Full communism
2. Everybody is intelligent and emphatic.
3. No more war and hate.