Gotta rob ’em all Nigger!

I guess you say can say team rocket is blasting off again

Pokemon Go truly is truly the gift that keeps on giving, bless you nintendo

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Now it makes me wonder, how long will it take until lawsuits start piling in?

Lawsuits for what? Making people go out and socialize and explore?

PREPARE FOR TROUBLE

someone post the mango page, you know the one

Fuck

This.
It's not really the game's fault that the world is a shithole.

In the jap developers mind it's like GO OUT AND EXPLORE!
And they imagine these happy jap kids walking around 0.00000000001% crime rate jap neighborhoods and then coming back home just in time to eat sushi.
They didn't design the game for people to walk around crime infested shitholes (aka all the US).

also remember the only reason it was pitched overseas is because it was heavily centered around a dynamic of "explore cool places for rare shit, explore the city for battles and zubats"

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To be fair, they did a pretty good job in Dallas a couple of days ago.

If Team Rocket is real, then it will be my duty to destroy them.

I hate Team Rocket for several reasons, and no, I am NOT Ash nor Silver.

I am a different someone and I intend to keep it that way.

LIVE WITH IT

Can't wait for the pokerape.

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You fucking degenerate.

Is it degenerate because it's torture porn, or because it features Misty?

It's because it doesn't feature May,

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i counter this derail attempt
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MEME MAGIC
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Why is freemium mobileshit okay when nintendo does it?

Where are the drones going to draw the line?

It's ok when Nintendo does it because because of all the insane shit that's come from it. Who would have expected it to be killing people?

Don't even bother m8, it's a losing argument around here. It was the case with the miiamoto bullshit, it was the case with the amiibo bullshit, and it would be the case if Holla Forums existed during the e-reader bullshit.

Wew lad. Team galactic when?

Because torturing poor misty is haram.
You must repent by deleting all pics of misty abuse and save an equal numbre of non-lewd stuff and vanilla hand holding.

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TEAM ROCKET IS GOING TO PRISON AGAAAINNN

Meowth, DAS RIIITE!

The "translations" in that video are completely made up, they have nothing to do with the Japanese dialogue.

Somehow, these translations manage to be even worse than an NoA translation.

How is anyone satisfied with the execution?
It's a great premise, and I wouldn't mind (some) microtransactions to make it free (""), profitable, and professional looking, but it is just so low effort. Pokémon (only 1/7th of the pokémon that actually exist) appear completely randomly, regardless of your geographical region or location. You cannot battle wild pokémon, so actually catching them is just a craps shoot. You cannot battle other people face to face. You can only battle by proxy at a gym. When you do battle, it is three button combat where your pokémon has TWO moves preselected based on its species. The "augmented reality" is extremely weak, it only uses the gyroscope to paste a 3d model over your camera, disregarding what is actually on the screen, even though any camera could have a distance finder with the focus changing, and Nintendo more than enough money to implement it and implement it well.

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some people lose sight of meaning while trying to make the sentences "flow"

Pokémon GO was a mistake

you arent supposed to say back of the car it gives the punchline away
go back to k-k-kindergarten and learn to jokes

You fucked up the joke

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when will "differing opinions are shills" drones learn to quit

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Under-apreciated post if i ever saw one

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sauce? saucenao doesn't give me anything.

polite sage.

Set up traps.