No homo

I never understood why he makes Yandere carry weapons around in her skirt lining. Wouldn't it make sense to put the weapons or items in a school bag? Just makes more sense to do so…

The AI in hitman seems to have pretty powerful tunnel vision unless there's a body in the vicinity.

You can typically put all kinds of shit on the ground like people's clothes and weapons and never get any guff for it unless someone sees/hears you doing it.

It's made by a faggot weeaboo and appeals to the Youtubers because so wacky anime game.

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They still are. Slaughter every single last one of them.

Dunno, the dev is Undertale-tier autistic.

On one hand, I don't blame him. I don't see much point going to a place where I get shit on regardless of what I do.

On the other hand, did no one else saw this fucking coming after Notch? Especially after Markiplier and PewDiePie played his shit?

Post the one where an user calls it the exact post before yandev flipped out.

Its a meme game. meaning that the game's premise is a meme and thats the only reason its popular

fucking nigger had a meltdown because he may fuck someone in the near future, he is not a poor shit why he didn't find a prostitute or some

i called it the second I found out he was EvaXephon, but "I told you so"s are probably flying around like crazy now

that said, his threads used to actually get genuinely constructive posts… but he would completely disregard it, and his retinue of loyal cocksuckers would lambast any critics with "yeah well you're just deelekgolo posting seventy times with a different ID each time haha what a fag"

give me a sec to find it

2nd requesting it.

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ITT: Holla Forums is tsundere for yanderedev and yanderedev is tsundere for us, but the big breakup happened and we won't know what happens next until season 2 comes out so we are all waiting in anticipation.

well nothing ever happened with notch, so i guess it's over
at this point yankike will either get 2 billion from microjew, or he'll fade into obscurity

It's Hitman for weeaboos. There's not much else to it.

wow

How can he be on chans if he cant take banter/shit talking? Jeez.

Only reason people are interested is because they get to play as a cute girl doing murdering. But I have to give credit to yanderedev for being able to keep the normal 12 year old audience by making a video every couple weeks so they dont forget to buy his game.

Also his game will be pirated easy as fuck when it comes out in 2025.

Absolutely nothing. YandereKike wishes he could make something half as good as the worst Hitman game

Why are we still having threads about this guy already? all these threads are going to end up the same anyways

because

because we have to circlejerk our hate for this guy for a few more weeks before we forget about him

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didn't notice the post

That seems about right

Well he left us, went to reddit, sold out to SJWs, sided against gamergate, sold out his workers and got all the money he could ever want, lost friends because he never reall had them, still be a depressed neckbeard, then goes back to shitting on SJWs in twitter even coming back here and asking for an AMA one time.

Notch left and came right back to us and if yanderedev, like notch, isn't described as the bitter, cynical, and pessimistic person as he ironically describes every user here then I don't know what kind of route he is going to end up besides being back here shitposting after the game is made.

Except I've always hated him and even got multiple bans for shitposting in yandere threads. I don't want him to come back, and I'm actually pretty fucking happy that he had this meltdown.

When did notch do an AMA here? and how did you know it was him?

i actually feel genuinely bad about this, but i want him to fail. i've only really, genuinely hated three people in my life, but evaxephon makes me wonder if he's a fourth. if he never comes back I'll be happy

Considering that Mark had communication with YanDev, I wonder what's happened with that.

He tripfagged in one thread asking mark if he could do and AMA then, like the spineless neckbeard he was, backed out and we never heard a follow up. I think he proved It by confirming it on his twitter.

no purer chan love than this

They will act normally i guess

If we're lucky maybe Mark will leave too and we can start fixing this shitty board

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED.
YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.
YOU LITERALLY ARE THIS FUCKING RETARDED TO ACTUALLY COMPARE YANDERE SIMULATOR TO ANY FUCKING HITMAN ENTRY.
ANY OF THEM
INCLUDING THE STUPID FUCKING PHOEN MEMEGAME, HITMAN 2016
YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING STEALTH GAME
THIS IS A SANDBOX GAME
THERE IS NO STEALTH
YOU ARE NOT SNEAKING
YOU ARE NOT STEALING
YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED TO BELIEVE THIS IS A STEALTH GAME
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKIGN TIME
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE, YOU HAVE TO BE AN ACTUAL IMBECILE NIGGER TO BELIEVE THIS IS A STEALTH GAME

Not only is it not a stealth game it's also a piecce of shit game that has a developer with his nose up his ass he forgets why HES A FAGGOT AND REFUSES TO BELIEVE IT, HE CONSTANTLY DELAYS UPDATES NONSTOP
EVEN WROSE THIS GAME TOOK 3 FUCKING YEARS, AT BEST THIS GAME WILL RELEASE AT LATE TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN

thanks

I can. I already know what kind of people I would be dealing with and I'm not some kind a validation seeking autist.

Part of the fun of shit posting here, is being a piece of shit, hence the "shitposting". If he wasn't a weak little pussy he could have weathered through the shit and found more down to earth posts. I've seen it plenty of times where faggots get tired of shit posting and actually start serious conversation, but he's a fucking faggot that needs people to hug him and tell him how great he is.

I don't believe it

You ok there?

Yeah, but this wasn't the case. He kept getting shit on because he tried to appease normalfags.

Based caranon

I owe him 20 dollars

Bless your soul, Skyline autist.

Oh man is this the same retard that sperged out at Mark in the Holla Forums thread a while back

Do you have a screen cap?

2nd requesting again.

He's the best

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this is actually golden, wish I had seen this sooner

????????????

You're my waifu, Skyline autist.

i love you

Hi, automobile of pure hatred

Really?

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you're doing God's work, user

I assume we have an archive of that thread?

I was away from yandere threads for a while, what the fuck even happened? I can only assume it was the usual amount of bantz or did someone actually seriously criticize him unlike the plebbit crowd?

When's someone gonna hack him and delete all repositories of his game already?
Also is it safe to post his horrid coding or is Mark going to be butthurt and delete the posts?

archive.is/HXH92

He had grown too accustomed to non anonymous forums. Where it's either suck the dev's cock or get bullied by everyone until you close your account.

This is the freedom that user gives you, you can say the most retarded thing in the whole world and unless you make the wrong guy really angry your persona, as well as your opinion, will die when the thread dies.

He pandered to sjws and then pretended he didn't.

Lighted up my night.

To my understanding Yandere Simulator is a Hitman- highschool dating simulator hybrid.

in fairness to mark, even though he showed serious favoritism to yankike, he admitted it and apologized for it, even removed the yanderesim banner from the rotation and basically said "it was wrong to give one person special rules, he's fair game like everything else now"

not that it excuses being a fag about it but he recognized it and fixed his mistake

Here is a proper pic.

Mark apologized for being a fanboy and removed the banner.

He went up a bunch of places on my respect list.

Why does he take his silly meme game so seriously?

God damn, the thread wasn't even that bad, all in all I'd say it was fairly supportive until he flipped out.
What a shit.

It's a sandbox unity "game" with memes he calls "easter egg" for gameplay, terrible coding, and store bought assets. He actively develops those easter eggs.

it's lolibait that's all it is

What a faggot.

if you want the honest wall of text response, here you go. bear in mind not all of this is hard fact, a lot is dim memories but

like ten years ago is when i started browsing halfchan, and there were two big posters on Holla Forums who made multiple, like double digits threads every night. one was lanced jack and there are still legends about him, and the other was evaxephon. he would shill his shitty stream, he would try to start normal discussion about games - but anyone who posted anything contrary to his opinion would be subject to a long, drawn-out, and incredibly vitriolic spergfest. like, we're seriously talking:
>EvaXephon: "Listen here you little shit "

several times his stream got reported. the one i remember clearly is when he was streaming Borderlands a couple days before release because he pirated it, and his stream got shut down. he fucking FLIPPED on Holla Forums for four days and would not stop posting about what fags we were, how he was just trying to entertain us, etc. it got to the point where he started getting tempbanned for being a fag tempbanning as we all know is basically a mod saying "fucking calm down you're in time-out" and would switch IPs so he could dodge bans and continue sperging. it got so bad that he started getting banned the second he'd post with his trip, and eventually he disappeared, but not before a long, drawn-out "farewell you faggots you don't deserve me" post

where am I going with this? he's like angryjoe. he thinks he represents some small niche of gamers and he's giving us the attention we "deserve". he martyrs himself then acts like such an unbelievable faggot about it that he's been bullied off of halfchan three times that I personally have seen, bullied off of reddit twice, and got bullied off of here twice now too. nobody can fucking stand him because he takes himself and everything around him so seriously that bantz and the sort of user fun we all have are serious offenses to his sensibilities

completely disregarding his truly embarrassing past (gaia online) or even his retarded behavior here, he's just a hack and i think he knows it. anyone who exposes him as the fraud he is is a threat to the fragile self-image he's created

tl;dr he's a straight-up busta

This made my night. Better go to bed before something ruins this good feeling.

Holy fucking shit how narcissistic faggot.

Really?
and he's running to them?

Go back to /r9k/.

Wait wait wait what?
Also anyone has the pic with Eva's coding "skills"?

Does anyone have that screencap of Yandere's opinions on JoJo? I see someone posted it in the archived thread, but I can't actually see the image.

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what a fag, he doesn't deserve jojo, nobody does.

Jesus christ.

I've read through the archive the user posted here, what an absolute faggot.
Doesn't he realize that he can't get the same amount of dosh that indie garbage like FnaF gets because he can't put out the same game every half a year or so?

Good luck to him getting good new ideas from the hugbox plebbit crowd.

Holy shit, I hope this faggot will never take a look at Thunderbolt Fantasy. Or if he does, I hope I won't come across his opinion.

Someone had better dig up that thread when he said that he would turn the project over to other people when it became clear he couldn't handle it. Time to throw it in his face repeatedly.

I swear there's an article he wrote which is even worse, he thought it was aimed at girls and failed to realize the fact that the existence of the large male fan base who aren't insecure and don't get uncomfortable blows that "I'm a insecure gamer grill" shit out of the water.

the fuck is this retard autist saying, jojo poses are awesome

i'd do them a lot if i weren't a huge lardass

I misread that, you were talking about Rampaging Hidalgo.

Why did we accept this guy for so long? Holy shit. What an enormous faggot.

I'm still trying to process this. How insecure about your body/appearance do you have to be for this to bother you?

Right, there you go. You were reading my mind. Really embarrassed he put his thoughts down in the form of an article. Have any idea what it was called or where it was hosted?

Because you people are too stupid to realize that once an autistic attention whore, always an autistic attention whore, thanks to your projection and newfaggotry.

this always cringes me.

Fuck me…

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Damn, he went full gaming journo.

Don't see how it's hard to read a log. A basic log would give you an error code and state the line number usually, or does unity just produce a memory dump?

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hope he at least sold us out for that chubby underage 4/10 puss

The least he could have done was fucked at least one of them.

So he wrote very similar *fuck you guys I'm out* in numerous forums and other places ?
It might be some retarded habit of his to fuck over communities he has been a part of.

I fully expect that fag to get accused of rape by fucking one of those SJW cunts. You know he porked at least one of them with how desperate he is for a woman's attention.

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I have my doubts about Some foreign chick he welcomed to his home while she was on a vacation there or something. Though he was probably too much of a cuck to do anything.

Way less likely to happen if it's one of the asian ones.

I didn't even know this guy posted here until the panty shit started happening.
Wasn't even aware he was a regular here.

Is there a word to describe how this faggot types?
I know several people who I fucking despise that type this same exact way. All of them are insufferable cunts.
It's almost as if he's being passive aggressive, but yet at the same time not.

This line particularly triggers my autism. The fuck is this?

Well, you could make….something happen. Because technically he is violating Patreon TOS with funding Yandere Simulator. You know what to do.

Condescending? Patronizing? Can't quite determine it.

The fuck redditors that came with GG were scummy enough tolerant feel good pieces of trash to defended him and Mark even banned people because of shitting on him.

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Yes, he did by censoring his game and going to Kotaku.
This guy?

You just described him but without the not socially retarded part.. And it's from yesterday so it's kind of fresh.

Wait, what?

What ToS did he violate? I don't know shit about Patreon

You'd figure these fucks will finally stop starting yansim threads but no

He did an interview with Kotaku a while ago

Grow up. You're not in high school anymore.

Kotaku wanted an interview and he obliged. YanDev wanted to talk about his game, but Kotaku, being the sensationalist fags they are, kept asking loaded questions about the pantyshots.

Wrong link the first time.

archive.is/sdg7Z

His Kotaku interview.

Kill yourself.

Dude's is taking his time to give him advice, and all he does is playing the victim

He's basically saying you can't shit on his project because it could be potentially good in the future. Doesn't help with the ellipsis at the end, that passive agressive little fag, all that's missing is a ":)"

Oh that's why Yandere simulator is such a big whoop around here, and anons thing it's on par with Hitman. The dev tried to market it here.

Well everyone can agree that this was a bad idea.

I'm surprised to hear this. You think any dev (especially one who frequents Holla Forums) wouldn't dignify Kotaku in any sense these days.

That's what I mean by 'grow up'. Stop being a big baby.

He frequently Holla Forums since 08 only as an autistic attention whore tripfag. He was just seeking attention and retards finally got baited with this game.

IIRC, Patreon doesn't allow the funding of projects that have extreme violence or sexiness. Best dig into it to figure out whether or not he's crossed the line.

reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/4s7p6t/clarification_on_the_Holla Forums_drama/?st=iqhz38fi&sh=5b203a11

Which one of you bothered to "rationalize" with reddit?

patreon doesn't give a fuck, loli related projects get funded except ebil gamergate nazis

Why are you still here?

You need to go back.

Bah fuck digging it, I'll just report him immediately, I got video games to play.

That's you isn't it?

Because I there was screencaps of a modder over there that does more with the game than yandere faggot

You go back with him.

user. Reddit is a heavily moderated hug box where you have to be as extremely polite as you can be with your criticism or get shadow banned.
Chans tend to allow ones opinion to be heard without worries of hurting feelings.
It is Yanderedevs own thin skin that will cause his game to be a failure in the end. Even more insulting when he got his idea from anons on halfchan before the immigration.

i need to proofread my shit

because i wanted to see if he bitched to them about us

No backbone and shit dev. I'd be happy to forget this whole mess of a game ever happened and let him fade into obscurity.

At least theres still Anton & Coolpecker, maybe.

He's associated with Holla Forums by posting here, So just say that this faggot is from hatechan and is affiliated with gamergate and he's a misogynerd.

Okay how do i report shit on Patreon

That's why we still have the good ol' Undertale general, amirite?

oh wow i wonder who

why would you even bother with that?
There's a reason why "go back to reddit" is a thing, they won't listen to reason. They feel like YanDev is one of them now and therefore they have to defend him at all costs.
Let them drown in their own shit and move on with our shitposting.

When YanDev runs with the money, or releases a butchered piece of crap game in 2030 we can feel smug about it for a brief second then return to complain about the Memegame of the hour.

Oh shit. It was in that thread? I should of stayed longer. Thread was a bant thread at worst and yandere finally showed his thin skin.

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F U L L F O R C E

Glad to see you cocksuckers realized this fag for the spergy fuck he is.

Still love this shit. The R30 may not be the fastest, but it has the most soul out of any Skyline.

I think he forgot this is a fetish game, and decided to go full meme game.

Reddit will drop him, and when he comes crawling back, he better be ready to suck a looooot of dick.

What can I say? It's hard for Holla Forums to not shitpost, like we are doing right now.

>>>/mtt/

People realized that a general for Memetale doesn't serve a purpose anymore when there is no way to find Gaster and all other Secrets have been found.

How does that invalidate anything he said?

What kind of weakling faggot do you have to be to get emotional over shittalking by other faggots on this board? He could just have told his critics to stop sperging out like some tumblr tier retards and just gone on to make his dumb game.

Also, not knowing how to open crash dumps in the toys'r'us engine he's using? lmao

I wasn't being as clear as I thought I was.
What I meant was even though imageboards don't let us downvote or shadowban others for wrongthink, we can accomplish the same effect by shitting up threads and throwing a loud enough tantrum that Mark will eventually have to do as we say.
Imageboards themselves are hugboxes for different reasons. Complaining about reddit being a hugbox is essentially the pot calling the kettle black.

Having an unattainable desire is not the same as deluding yourself that your unattainable desire is true.

At least contain your ass to the GG thread.

How am I GG?

Oh, I misinterpreted it. I guess that's true we shadow ban via shunning/shitposting, but if we where too accepting for everyone we'd get a lot more retards. It's hard to strike a balance between filtering out thin skinned casual faggots and creating a hugbox atmosphere that nobody wants to be in.

I want to be a school

Well he did start lapping up Kotaku's cum

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You people should've known better to trust him. When someone goes to Gaia or is a furry, it's damned clear he has some personal issues. We have our own share of strange people, but user is it's own breed, more anti-social but with more attitude.

So what do japs think of this game?

I still dont get how he didnt see anything wrong with Kotaku.

Who knows, maybe one day.

IT DISHONOR TO ENTIRE FRAMARY

else if-Eva

he is a fucking betafag and a potential cuck?

I did a little looking back on a shit /cow/ thread >>>/cow/203880
Yandev getting bullied off on plebbit for few times and then pandering to SJWs makes sense now given he managed to have a sperg feud with a much bigger faggot from dumblr called Wunkolo.

More realistic outcome: Mark learned from Eva's bullshit. The guy just wanted to keep the spergfest at a minimum. As demonstrated by this Masterpiece that is archived on archive.is/HXH92 , Mark's efforts were in vain.

The Holla Forums plebbit is as dead as shit and probably will stay dead for a long time. The latest happening discussed is /hebe/ nuking itself after the Dost test got suddenly enforced there. That was almost 2 months ago at the time the thread about that has been opened. As bonus one of mods seems to have been doxed.

I have never heard of him before Yandere Simulator, because I hung around on another Image Board during that time.

He was making Yanderesim for the wrong reasons I suppose. He wanted fame and attention, not make a good video game.

That seems pretty justified to me.

So Brogief now shitposts as Mark. God he's such a massive faggot.

That is not shadowbanning, nor is it as easy as downboating.
Don't fucking compare the two.
You repeat the hugbox shit but we here we always see the posts that oppose us. Even the banned ones.
You don't get that in a hugbox. You don't fight and call each other faggots in a hugbox..

I'm gonna be completely honest here, I used to really like YanDev. I defended him in threads numerous times when I saw shitposting and I truly believed all those people angry with him were just faggots shitposting.

Then the latest drama with him removing the inventory system and censoring the panties really irked me. I saw him in the thread defending his choice by saying "I'm doing this for money, why should I make the main group of people that want to buy my game angry?"

So that bothered me. I said a few things about selling out and losing his vision, and then he melted down and told everyone to choke to death on broken glass.

Now I hate YanDev and Yandere Simulator. I'll never buy the game and I can't recommend it to anyone. To be honest the game was starting now to look great anyway, with all the addition of memes and shit.

Anyway, take this as a lesson. So far we've had notch, and now we have YanDev, both of whom melted down when they came to Holla Forums for advice and turned to reddit instead. Why? They would say they don't like the atmosphere here. What that means is they prefer the blind praise of reddit over the cut-throat criticism you find on chans. I understand it, but it's disappointing. If you're a developer, spend less time talking about the game you're making on any website. Just do it. you can seek feedback occasionally but spend most of your time on your game and don't try to please all the people.

so what are the odds of sjwdev to buy denuvo for his shit game? so he can force everyone to buy his shitty game

Notch has gone full based on twitter, but I don't think we can expect that off YanDev. Dude forgot he's making a fetish game and tried to make a meme game. Goat Simulator and I am bread are SOOO popular right now, huh?

that's not how it works
also by then denuvo will be cracked open more than steamworks

I'm gonna stop taking with him, I thought you guys were sperging out and making accusations like in the meta Monday threads, which is why I banned people for an hour in the first place. I was worried that the yandere sim threads were turning into meta monday threads where everyone spergs out about him rather than the topic at hand. I'll be honest, I was just trying to salvage the threads. I never played his half assed game, and I sure as hell won't now. In fact if he ever comes back, I'm gonna perma ban him and tell him to fuck off. I liked the guy and we even chatted a bit, however a bastard that betrays you guys and goes to reddit/youtube is someone I shouldn't be friends with. I know people who aren't fond of Holla Forums, but there's a difference between betraying Holla Forums and not liking it. Either way I'm gonna delete him from my steam when I get home. Fuck him.

Oh shit, full exile

I hope you got sanic kart on steam, play me fgt

Reminder that this faggot went against everything he ever promised us, pandered to a minority in a poll because it would be easier PR wise to just cut the panties, DID A FUCKING INTERVIEW WITH KOTAKU and then comes back here and tries to pin all his bullshit on us instead of his own fucking autism, he is a master projector

YanDev is beyond retarded

Even the Jew feels backstabbed!

Why would he care? We are not his audience anyway.

Maybe next time you'll learn one truth about Devs.

The worst thing you can do is elevate them to God or King status, instead of seeing them as a person offering a service/product.

Adding DRM requires extra coding to integrate it into your software and may lead to a lot of headaches if technical issues arise. I don't see him being cut out to deal with that hassle.

What about these threads, I assume they're fine or they are on the shitlist too now?

He should know fame is fleeting, but good works are forever.

He really is Huey at this point, right down to his melt down. He's been exiled from everywhere.

Savage.

We allow undertale right? Same deal.

The whole thing is entertaining to watch, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested in this game at some point.

yanderedev fuck off

B O N V O Y A G E

Now its official:
Yanderedev got a "Persona non grata" status all across the board , quite deserved.

I actually think he did this on purpose so he could cut ties here because no one is this retarded.

I was interested in it about a year ago. Though I saw the project becoming a bridge to nowhere and stopped paying attention to it. At least until I saw this drama.

"You should get banned with me too! I made this game just for you user!"

Its sad since I at first respected the guy, I thought "maybe these people are just trying to get a rise out of him but he turned around and just wants to make a game".

Never again. I cant imagine how the inevitable KS will be at this point. He'll probably take the money and run.

He pulled a Notch, Albeit much more publicly and embarrassingly so, at least Notch had the good grace to just bow out instead of sperg out on us like Yandev did

People called it early on, but no one believed them, now I feel sorta bad for shouting out anyone who suggested that, Yandev is a humongous faggot

How many of you want to bet that this game is going to be the next MC/FNAF/Undertale autismfest?

Pic related

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the one in the 2nd pic with her arms raised and holding a knife is a qt
would definitly slam her jam

Honestly why did any of us even bother to begin with, something like that should have been a huge red flag.

What's the best Hitman game to start with?

Yandere Sim is gayer and more autistic.

Inspired by Yandere Sim's success, I'm thinking of making a Die Hard style stealth third person shooter survival game in middleschool/highschool dorm setting. The school is a huge isolated dorm building located in bumfuck USA, probably an all girls school. You play as a cable guy equipped with some useful tools who got trapped in the building when the undercover terrorists posing as school kids executed their operation.

What do you think Holla Forums?

Blood Money, really. It has the best mechanics and looks the best of the older games, and if you decide you like that, go back to the first game and start working your way up. Contracts is entirely avoidable.

Also

You have to go back

Edgy, but I like it

Comeback when you have a playable build that's anything more than just a barebones sandbox, last time we let an ideas guy's autism and ego get to his head we got YanDev

we all know you have shit taste in vidya, you will play it
dont, its fun reading his retarded posts.

This, I want him to inevitably come crawling back to us when Reddit and the autistic normalfag anime crowd forget about him and move on to the next flavor of the week shit, just so that we can get him to lick our boots to get any sort of support behind the game, THEN you can ban him.

I doubt he will be back, he'd rather an hero than admit his defeat

Never paid attention to these threads but they have been going on for a while, although I do see the usual user drama in them.
This fag should just nail down what he wants in his game and finish it. I sense feature creep.

I'm not a skilled dev. It wouldn't be a TPS game if I did alone since I can't go beyond Game Maker top down 2D shooter game. Still experimenting on the AI logics. Playable build is still a long way to go.

Well than post in the Game Dev threads or fuck off until you've got something, I hate to be rude user, but like I said, last time we entertained some faggot's autism we got Yandev.

he's a pussy with no spine, of course he will come back

Nah, just telling you guys that I'm overly enthusiastic about my game.

and thats fine, use that enthusiasm in the game dev threads to actually learn and figure out how to make your game, don't be a Yandev that got special treatment because he was buddy buddy with mark and people following him were willing to look past his fucking stupidity

dump the screenshots of his broken code

Alright, thanks.

Sure thing. Have fun

user delivers
(I only have these two, I remember seeing more of them around)

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This is what I imagine Dwarf Fortress looks like

I've seen far, far worse on AGDG tbh.

If these are broken codes, you haven't seen mine.

Now let's hear some valid complaints instead of just meming about it. Explain clearly what about this code offends your sensibilities.

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"MyRender" shows that he just copied and pasted, which triggers me. I don't really see anything else wrong with it, nor did I claim to.

Hello yandev,
Those if-else cascades are ugly as fuck because you could do the same thing with a switch statement that is also easier to read and understand in case the code needs debugging
It might also be better performing, but I haven't studied much on the subject so I leave the judgement to someone more experienced

He can't be yandev because I'm yandev

Kindly reminder that he melted down to softer criticism before with Mike Z.
pastebin.com/mcAGt3w9

He wanted attention back then, and he was a shitty coder back then too.
I had hoped he had grown up since then but I guess someone like him can't change that easy.

No, I'M yandev

I guess what the former followers of yandev have learned from this is that when it comes to game development, what always matters most is the end product. A lot of people learned this in 2008, again in 2010, and even more recently in 2015. Just make sure to the new guys that you don't ever fall for the same mistake, though I suspect a few of you will.

in general, it is bad coding practice to link a whole lot of if and else if statements together (using case/break statements is just the same thing but it looks better).

Usually, and this is advice for all starting programmers out there, if you find yourself with a whole bunch of 'if else' statements, there is a much easier way to do what you want to do that is not only more elegant, but better coding practice for various reasons.

I would say look up software design patterns for how to avoid those, but keep that as tentative advice, as the Data Driven dudes will tear you up if you shill OOP too hard.

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It could just be a local field which holds a reference to an external Renderer object?

I'm not yandev, it's just my experience that many Holla Forums posters like to pretend they know a lot more about programming than they do.

You admit your critique is a superficial one.

Retarded else if chains instead of switch or easily extendable arrays for defining values to replace random magic numbers all over your code.

That said, getting shit done is more important than slightly better code but if such some stuff is done so sloppily then god fucking help any attempt he has at memory locality and actual optimisation.

Fuck, meant for >>10020751

Jealous bitch fantasy to kill girls prettier than herself or girls getting too flirty to her cute boytoy desu senpai.

This guy explained it better than I did
Also have a look at
So yes, sloppy coding. Stuff that even someone that graduated out of high school can do better

My code wouldn't be any better.

But that's really no excuse.

Is yandev a cuck?

Are you serious? You really sound like your only programming experience is what you've read in AGDG or DPT threads.

give me a fucking break

Yeah, so the only valid criticism I'm getting from these posts is that if-else chains are unwieldy.

He didn't explain shit.

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Is there any point in making YanSim threads anymore besides having a weekly circlejerk and a game of telephone?

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That's the majority of threads on this board.

You missed most of my points then. Having magic numbers randomly throughout your code, especially for shit like customisable eye colours, is a pain in the ass. Why be forced to manually add lines if you want to add new eye colours and copy-paste/remember those values for elsewhere?

My coding experience is that I'm pursuing a degree in software engineering, for what that's worth. I will give you a caveat and say that I've learned mostly OOP and design patterns, which many /agdg/ programmers will say is bad for games and hard to optimize.

However, it still stands that using endless "else-if" statements is endlessly tedious, and bad practice overall. Since you seem to want more information, I can give you a solid example.

Check out the second picture in

There's a line in there that says

if (Teacher == false){}else{ ...}

Now the problem with something like this is you hardcode in the idea that there are only two possibilities into the game. Either the NPC is a teacher or not. So that means there's only a dichotomy going on, and the built in logic only deals with NPCs in this case based on whether or not they are a teacher or not (this snippet of code seems to be dealing with rendering their appearance).

Let's say that if you're making this game, you decide later that you want to include maintenance staff, who in addition to having hairstyles and clothes like everyone else, also wear a special badge or something on their chest, and this needs to be rendered.

Using the style of coding that's already present, it would look something like:

if (Teacher == false){}else if (Maintenance == true){}else{ ...}

that means he has to go back to every location that previously he split them based on "teacher or not teacher" and add the else if statement, and likely repeat a lot of the logic. And this problem cascades for every location he made this structure of coding (likely if this is them rendering, there are probably other instances where this practice happens).

Hopefully I've made it clear why it would be an organizational and design flaw. In case you're interested in how to fix such a thing, I can explain that as well.

You are all gay.

I'll tell you what I've found.

I don't care much about the "if-else" personally, since I often forget to place a "break" statement at the end of the blocks.

For what? Off-topic shitposting?

yes and

To remind ourselves and the summerfags about it. History is bound to repeat itself.

I am not.

He's making little progress on the game. I think he's just going to milk it for patreon and youtube bux until it falls under the radar. Then throws up a half assed game on steam for a few extra.

Oh boy, a YandereSim thread!. Begone Reddit Subversion!.

What's the point of Holla Forums besides daily hivemind circlejerk and lame memes?

You're a maniac user. You have to be stopped.

schadenfreude

Does anyone else find glazed donuts disgusting?

I thought half of the appeal of Yandere Sim is that it was basically a new Hitman game, when the future of the Hitman series wasn't looking too bright.

Is this guy a mouthbreather?

I like futa and herms, and yet I still am not as gay as yandev

Recently I've been seeing a lot of anons trying to revise history to make burning bridges with YanDev look more convenient and not a knee-jerk reaction to trivial things.

Yes you are.

Now, it's possible that the solution to this is hidden away somewhere else in his code, but…

If what I'm thinking is happening here is happening here, the character models all have ALL the hair styles at the same time (accessories too most likely).

From what it looks like, the character class has 3 different arrays (MaleHair, FemaleHair, TeacherHair) filled with game objects which the system merely turns on or off, but keep around in the memory. The fact that all of these game objects are children to the character model means that the system has to constantly update the inactive objects, so although they can't be seen and are inactive, they are still taking up a processing time due to the sheer volume of variables that needs to be recalculated every time a character moves.

I did not miss your point, I include the magic number aspect as a facet of his "if-else"s being unwieldy.

You can drop your patronizing attempts to teach me something so basic, and you should really pay less attention to what the terrible programmers in AGDG groupthink.

My point is the "if-else" criticism is a superficial one. If he had used a cleaner switch statement it wouldn't make the game any more or less stable.

All the criticisms directed at those two images of the code so far are superficial, they don't necessarily reflect any underlying logical flaws. Maybe an underlying lack of organization at most.

What a faggot.

I mean, he's right about chans being extremely temperamental but it's mostly because we've all been betrayed by countless devs before. He should know that.

It makes me wonder if is right and he is just trying to manufacture drama as an excuse to finally cut off ties with chans. Maybe he thinks we'll hurt his "career" in the future.

It'll be interesting to see how successful his game is now. I seriously doubt most of those redditors he thinks are going to support him will end up buying the game. Most of them just want this to be a lolSoRandomAndFunny XD meme game they can watch on youtube and twitch.

Congrats, Mark. You were a good kiddo today.

It's not about logical flaws, it's about code maintenance. If you wrote this and then came back to it three months later because you discovered a bug and have to fix it you'd have no idea what the fuck you did or how it works.

I'm forced to be patronizing and explain something like this because I want you to understand this is not something superficial. It is something fundamental to the design of his system. Also I specifically said in my first post that switch statements were the same was else-if statements and thus just as bad for the same reasons.

Yeah, just have them on /cow/ from now on

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getta loada this pleb fam

But those completely different issues. If he swapped to switch cases he'd still have magic numbers you dummy.

Of course they're superficial if you bundle every other point in with "else if chains aren't great".

Gay

In C/C++ you can't use switch statements with strings, this is probably a different language though.

Good job giving him the high ground then you autistic kike. Just because the guy is a sellout faggot doesn't mean you should be pandering this hard.

He did literally nothing wrong, unless just being an SJW is now a bannable offense.

It's stagnating to an extent where any hype will likely be lost when it's officially release. But due to its exposure, I wouldn't say it'll be a complete failure though. He'll still make some money on it.

Futa is already totally gay fam.

it probably is, as far as mark's concerned and judging by how often he ignores his own rules

Also gay

lel, I told you guys this shit would happen after he did the same shit to 4chan just because "they were bein mean to him :'(" . But you never believed me, or anyone else who tried to warn you.

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lol

INITIAL D

I was going to say this.
In C++ switch statements can only be used with an int, or something that can be expressed as an int. Like a char or something.
I think the code he's using is C# which is C++ lite anyway so it's likely the same case here too.
Though I could be wrong about that, it's been ages since I've used as C#

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I only used C++ and switch cases were ints.
I suppose you can use an int function that returns a different number depending on the conditions and use that as a reference for the switch.
Or just use indexes instead of the strings, and keep a reference table somewhere

i just came in to say this is a nice post.
thank you user.

THAS IT I AM DUN WITH CHUAN!

And it's not even "because of some dumb poll", pro-panties won by a landslide. He just removed them anyway for them youtube bucks.

should've made his nose bigger

Spot on.

by the way, this thread is still up if you want to yell at Yandev or something.
8ch.net/v/res/9993328.html

It usually is, but I don't know about Unity. Switch only evaluates the variable once, while that else-if-monstrosity checks EyeColor every time. Not a huge deal, but it might matter since the variable is a string.

OOP is still the king for anything that is more than a thousand lines

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I really wanted YanDev to get his shit together and be a cool guy. Happened with Josh, happened with Eva: Once a lolcow, always a lolcow.

Didn't YanDev already explain all of this? Honestly,How autistic do you have to be to get this angry and cause all this drama over a retarded skirt?

You expect me to read all that?

Hey, Yandev; use switchs and simplify the nested ifs.

instead of
If (false) { if (false) { ... } else { ... } }
Use
If ( false && false) { ... } elseif (false &&true) { ...}

Now leave and never come back, you kike

Never mention that name to me again

1. use maps, dictionaries for that shit. you're raping the performance of already shitty engine
2. it seems that there's a lack of polymorphism in character entities which will give you a lot of trouble as you will progress. use composition or inheritance, not bool flags, this is not C

evaxephon.com/
It would be terrible if something happened to his shitty streaming site wouldn't it?…

How does it feel to know that deep down you are the same piece of shit like YandereDev?

Well, he is jewish…

Don't compare me to him, I'm a sperglord not a con artist.

it look's a little more jewish. but that's okay.

I agree, it needs a bigger nose

Why do you hate Fallout 4 and newDoom so much Mark?

Draw ur best Evas

because Todd lied

It's not really about the size. Jew noses tend to look lumpier with a sharp end rather than a thin, long one.

I dunno, judging from my nose there really isn't a sharp end.

You deserve to be bullied, nerd

archive.is/jyHXl

That's because you're a fat fuck

How do else if chains rape performance? Honestly curious.

EvaPigeon

o-ok

good point

My cousin used to work at Bethesda around Oblivion development. He told me that Todd is a nice guy who's always very enthusiastic about his games. He was supportive even when the devs fucked up.

Wew, that's some highly concentrated faggotry, both a kotaku and a jewsh apologist. Good thing Holla Forumsbros drove him away.

kek

your cousin is also a gay man who was known to be Todd's lover

Todd has a wife whom he has dated since highschool, unlike you mark.

SHOO ANTI-PANTSU JEW

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Todd also lies to his wife and his having an affair with your cousin

Hol up what

wat

We do our best to battle against the jew.

source?

because hashtable would be way faster than traversing through every possibility

you can even make a static table containing all the color values and access them by enum, which would be extremely fast at a cost of structure being less elastic

Pete Hines

must be a thing on my side, red numbers usually mean past bump limitm

Her is mine!

well I'm also in mod.php, seems like it's on your side tho

k

good goy

Why would you think that?
If each of those if statements do something you only need to do for a particular type of entity why would adding a new one involve needed to touch the others at all?

What would actually help is getting rid of the else and else if statements because it won't go into them anyway if the value doesn't match.
Also making an enumerated list of the names of the characteristics you want to check and one variable to test would prevent you from needing to continuously make booleans.

enum EntityTypes{TEACHER,MAINTENANCE,STUDENT}...unsigned int Type;...if (Type == TEACHER){}if(Type == MAINTENANCE){}

I mean, you know what a Finite State Machine is right? That's all about moving through sets of if statements. Are you going to sit here and tell me a basic tool for game dev is shit?

How?
If you need to check how a teacher renders you zip over to the teacher block of code.
Your example just has nothing to do with why his code is bad. The real reason has to do with him doing completely unnecessarily tests that make it bothersome to read. He nests several ifs that could be done in one.
Back at for example

if (Male == false){ if(Teacher == False) { ..... }}

That is redundant.
Why not do an and conditional (&&) to keep it in one line?
Why not just have one variable and check for a MALE_TEACHER ID?
If you want the Male attribute and Teacher separate you can make byte flags and or (as in | ) them together.
Or just check for both a Sex and Role ID in one if.

He's just not a very careful thinker.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/suicide/

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In C# you can use a switch with pretty much anything. Including strings.

Well he's not entirely wrong.

This place is looking more and more like a right-wing tumblr every day.
The alt-right is driving out old users and they are being replaced with newfags who mostly come here for Holla Forums.

A lot has changed since one year ago, and even more since the first exodus. I''ve never looked twice at one of these threads before and now that I heard this random guy rejected some panty proposal I suddenly feel outrage over nothing important.

>>>/christian/
>>>/cuck/

That's because autism is contagious.

You're going to get shitposted to hell in a moment but first let me say I'd give anything to have the first exodus state of the site back

Step up fam

Fuck off

God, I miss those days.

lol

Alt-right is mocked in the same sense that SJW is mocked. I actually used the term deliberately because I expected someone to be offended by it.

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Of course you did

OK, here is a suggestion about the Holla Forums bullshit for Mark: >>>/cow/199468
As side dish I give you a little spoonfeeding about the actual altright: The oldest part came from the Manosphere. After a IRL meeting of its spergiest members and Roosh exploded into Spaghetti, the core didn't automatically stop blogging or meeting at the same place. There was map from the time when that thing was falsely known as Neoreaction. So no, Holla Forums is not part of the altright. Some former Holla Forumslacks even thinkt that the Altright is chasing after Holla Forums talking points. Now I am not so sure whether the guys in question will drop the second and switch to Neomasculinity to disassociate their watering holes from the autism.

The magic has gone. We're soulless husks for not trying to rekindle it.

Is that why you were informing people as to how the panty poll went over a little while ago?

Pretty suspicious Chaim

You sound like a triggered tumblrina because this place has political views that disagree with you. Did you write this article too? archive.is/qYfxu

I don't feel this place is any more Holla Forums than it was during the first exodus. The only thing that has changed is the amount of people complaining about Holla Forums.

People are just complaining more in general. There's a lot more vitrol.

I know what a FSM is, but you definitely shouldn't use one to model the different types of NPCs you could have. Those should definitely be different classes and therefore your criticism doesn't really make sense.

People have always complained. I remember back when Holla Forums would drop by to spam holocaust denial infographics. I remember reading the PR threads on Holla Forums when it made the various boards dislike them.

to expound upon my point, yandev's coding style is bad because it hurts reusability, because if he ever wants to extend his code, he will tediously have to add else if statements every location he set up that treats them differently.

Whereas if he used a non-retarded software design-pattern he would be able to make an easy change and his code would be modular and easy to transfer. It seems like a nitpick but it's not. Being have been programming for awhile now and there's a reason there are certain practices are discouraged while others encouraged, because it will make your workflow easier and it will make the code easier to maintain and make it so someone else could pick up the code and read it easily.

Like, another example of this kind of idea is image if someone NEVER used a constant. So everywhere they just hardcoded in values for certain things. And then imagine they want to change that value. What would you rather do: change one constant declaration in the beginning of a file or have to Ctrl-F every instance of that previous hardcoded value being used and change it manually, and run the risk of missing some?

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Yanderehead

I'd laugh at a kike feeling like shit for being backstabbed but that guy was a bigger kike than you.

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lol

YanDev never betrayed anyone. You misunderstood and had misconceptions about him from the very beginning. You just believed what you wanted to believe about him.

I didn't say to use a FSM to model different types of NPCs. I have a whole post of examples of what you could do and you somehow think that? I just said a FSM uses a bunch of ifs and you were saying doing that kind of thing was a bad idea.
Try reading through my post again.

I know you're learning in school with OOP, but user please.
It's actually a little ironic since heavy C++ methodologies is what really results in a bothersome to maintain messes in games.

You should be able to tell from my example that all you need in for each entity to have an ID, read that ID, and do what's appropriate when you go through each actor on the scene. No need for tons of glorified private struct crap.

Back already Yandev? :^)

I've been had

Only thing i got out of that thread was a hilarious reactio from the /cow/ volunteer

Compared to what? Writing a new class for each new NPC type, doing the same work writing all the code/functions he would have prepared for the ifs instead in the required implementations of inherited pure virtual methods, and calling those? And since these are different classes and not just normal entity structs it's more of a pain to simply loop through all the actors in the game and do what they need.

You still need to create a bunch of things to add what you need for a new NPC type. Using a class doesn't stop you from needing to write new code for a new idea.
Not only that but now you have what each NPC type does grouped by NPC, not the type of action. Depending on you, that might sound good. But if I want to look at how my NPCs should be rendering, I'd rather look at the file for that and quickly find each different implementation, rather than looking at each class and having the find the appropriate function in a cluster of functions again and again for each.

Unless you'd do this other way? I'm no expert so I can easily be overlooking things.

Again the part of his coding style that hurts him is how he writes and organizes does ifs. It doesn't need to be a clusterfuck like that.

Did anyone go to the Yandere Simulator gathering at AX?

I waited patiently for all that time, Yandev.
I still even have the mock-up boxart that parodies Amnesia's really shitty boxart.
I was gonna mail you twenty bux and a blank DVD case so I could get a physical copy and everything.
I've waited all this time.
I posted every thread encouraging your continued work and future success, even when everyone else was shitposting about how you were a halfchan faggot or a sellout or a redditor. While everyone was shitposting and making a fuss (and really just doing it facetiously, you faggot,) I was patient, encouraging, and eager to see more.
I waited, you motherfucker.
And this is how you repay me.

I don't have an image that fully encompasses the despair and profound sadness I feel right now. Hope this'll do.

I hope you remain in nodev hell, Yandev. You fucking earned it.

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I was also really looking forward to the game. The builds were fun if you ignored all the fucking memes. Now he's censoring his inventory system because of 11% and the original idea he fucking suggested was 'too hard.'

in all honesty i never had expectations for this game, since how many projects have anons started and never finished, but i did have some hope for yankike when he revealed his reasons for making the game: he said that he knew what a fag he used to be and wanted to make something specifically for halfchan to earn back their respect. so yanderesim, which is now exclusively marketed to reddit and his precious 12-15 year old girl demographic, started out as a game suggested by 4chan's Holla Forums and has mutated into this weird childish monstrosity

so yes, he's making it for the wrong reasons. making something to impress someone is the dumbest fucking reason to create, at least when we're talking about a nobody with sub-par coding skills making a public product

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Quit being delusional. Anyone with a two-digit IQ knew from his increasing absence that he was caring less and less about 8/v/. The only shame here is that all this drama happened over a retarded skirt.
Do the mature thing and ignore YanDev and move on. Accept that he can now do things that you necessarily don't like, and he doesn't have to justify himself to anyone if this is what he wants.
People have their own ways of doing things, their own thoughts, their own interests, and their own lives, and they don't revolve around making your gullible ass feel miserable.

(very nice)
Dubs don't lie. That's what I get for getting personally invested in the project, I guess. I like seeing people from imageboards succeed in gamedev projects, and YanDev was no exception. For a while, he was even redeeming himself from his past life as a lolcow.

He just dropped off the face of the planet near the time Josh started fucking up everything, and now that this has surfaced, I feel like shit. You'd think I'd learn by now, but my optimism gets the best of me at times.

Lesson learned for future generations: keep your scope small and your builds quick. He'd be done by now if he didn't want to go and do a billion other things in addition to his initial scope.

If you watched his youtube channel, you could tell he was going full reddit long before now, so this comes as no surprise. I mean he made an entire video dedicated to taking ideas from Hitman months ago.
I watched for the autism and to get buttmad over how much of a sperg he is
I also pre-ordered Starbound, so I know that feel.

Your wish is my command.

because he's fucking stupid

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

who will be the next game dev worshiped by Holla Forums but also held up to unreasonable standards inevitably leading to a careless decision followed by backlash, abandonment and demonization when they no longer pander to them 100%

…to fall?

must've told all his reddit buddies that we were sick of his shit so they hounded the thread at the very end. Though you got a few loyalist still sticking around after years of investment into this alpha staged game you cant really get that time back, so i understand all the anger and resentment to all the anons here who were done with the fuck.

Hell, one guy even posted on his twatter that he was done with Holla Forums after the whole Yanderedev spit.

I just read it all and now I feel physically ill. Jesus fucking Christ, that's the worst posting quality I've seen on any imageboard in my life. Nobody but reddit could possibly have been this thirsty for e-celeb cock, and the fact that anyone would "YOU GO GURR" after such a shameful display of sperging is sickening.

I don't. He shipped approximately one build, a build that was alpha as fuck, had bugs out the ass, and didn't even have complete gameplay. The most entertaining part of it was the ability to swing a body around ala SO LONG GAY BOWSER, and laugh at how badly the ragdoll spergs out because shit wasn't finished.

All there was to cling to was the promise of a functional build, the occasional video and the occasional thread full of Q&A fun. There was no working prototype, just test builds. There's barely any gameplay, just the ability to kill people, no missions or targets or sidequests because HOLY SHIT WHAT IF I ADDED AN ENTIRE COUNTY WORTH OF OPEN WORLD CONTENT TO THE GAME THAT HAS NO GAMEPLAY WOULDN'T THAT BE NEAT BEING ABLE TO VISIT TWO TOWNS OVER????

And now, the dream is dead. I put my faith in YanDev and all I got was this worthless boxart.

pretty much it

Somebody seems to have upset your emotional balance, user.

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What rule did he break again?

You're right. It's exactly like the Hitman game

ABSOLUTION

beautiful