It's been a while

Game had comfy difficulty and a nice world. When I can I'll probably make a game like it down the line.
I did a backbreaker on some pasty asshole kid in middle school because I was pissed and wasn't gonna tolerate his shit that day and almost actually broke his back. I wasn't punished for it and I'm not sorry about it to this day, he's still a huge asshole.

Split between pic and for favorite.
I've been taking advantage of everyone I've met's unwarranted trust in me to get what I want since I was a kid

As a kid I sprayed my previous cat with aerosol deodorant when I got annoyed by him, Not directly in the face, but from pretty close distant, so he almost vomited every time. I fucking hate myself for that.
My new cat is the most precious thing in the world for me, after my mother of course, and little shit bullies the hell out of me. I see it as a divine retribution.

Nigger, she was awake? How did she react?

If I had to empty my savings for whatever reason I'd have that shit locked the fuck up and not dangling loosely from my pocket.

Not saying he deserved it but he should have known better than to mismanage his money like that.

how does one do that?

Not sure if it's my favourite but its definitely up there.
I stopped hanging out with my best friend after I got a girlfriend. It wasn't deliberate and he was a bit of a prick, but a good friend nonetheless.

I actually enjoy playing video games. I'm so sorry Holla Forums

I play video games until I hate them so IDK if I have a favorite.

I have been unfaithful, to everyone/thing

My father and I got into a very rough fight too
If it wasnt because he sint exactly in shape and I was just trying to push him back by choking him It could've gone much worse

Paper Mario 2
I used to bind, gag and blindfold my sister when we were younger and just stand there and jerk off while she struggled to get free. I never came on her or anything but it's still pretty bad. I would also fondle/worship her feet while she was tied.

Does she remember it?
Does she hate you for it?

i thought of another one

i was babysitting a six year old once, and he hit me directly in the ballsack with a golf club on purpose, then laughed at the face I made. I punched him in the stomach as hard as I possibly could and laughed at him while he vomited, then made him clean it up

elevated kek

Actually the answer to both is no. I even talked to her about it because I was so racked with guilt, she said she has almost no memory of it and that she doesn't really care and told me to stop crying.

I still want to tie her up

Important life lesson for the kid right there.

Well, he wont mess with anyone bigger than him anymore. See it as a life lesson

Wew, here we go.
I always was a manipulator, so much I could manipulate my own mind to an extent. I manipulated others so I could change myseld and finally feel good. I made several friends cry and leave forever, some ended up being socially anxious because of me, and one attempted suicide. I still don't really care. I'm also the user behind the Pokemon girl pasta from a month ago.

Keem,is that you?

The PS1 was a great time for RPGs.
I got into an afterschool fight in my very vibrant middle-school, between my friends and some niggers.
After they gave up because we fought back, I shoved one off the third story balcony by his backpack and kept stomping on another's head.
I got to go to therapy instead of juvi because they collapsed one of my friends' lungs with a pocket knife, and we were basically three of the ten white kids in the shithole.

Almost became an atheist and got into a fight with dad because of it. Got cancer a few weeks after that. At least now I'm now a more religious person and ready to defend my faith anytime. Deus Vult.

F.E.A.R.

I stole money from my grandma back in the day so i can play at a game place. I won't spoiler shit, becasue I am not a faggot

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**I bullied a kid for 3 years because he didn't invite me to his birthday party in 5th grade.
I managed to turn the entire class against him, he cried almost every day. I later found out he became autistic like his little brother.**

I replied to a redditor's template thread

PS:T
I'm not stupid enough to type it out in the open. Ya, that bad.

You don't become autistic, you're born with it.

Did you kill a bunch of guys or fuck a child?

come on, nobody even knows where you live

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
When I was little (maybe 12?) I locked my little brother in a trunk to impress my friend. He's still afraid of being in tight places.

user chances are she's still getting tied up and jerked on. Consensually.

When I was younger I had a lot of sex with older men and had started trapping at 15, there was also a bit of beastiality involved (but not much).

Apart from that i was a saint.

Expose them to unpleasant or disturbing stimuli. Creepy music, horror movies, something like that. You can also fuck with them by saying weird shit or gaslighting them.

Final Fantasy V
After a whole year of being harassed by a bully, I snapped. And planted the cutter he was menacing me with on his shoulder, before demolishing his face with 40+ punches.
He can't use his right arm and his face needed lots of surgery to look like something decent. Plus, he's scared so much at me that he screams like a mad man should he sees me.
And I take lots of pleasure standing on his path at least once every year, to remind him.

unforgivable

Story time?

My favorite game is JSRF and I have never really done anything bad because my only interest in life was to hang out with my friends and play vidya.

Age of empires II

Jerking off using my little cousin ass

Mind to greentext that story?

Nice try, FBI.

Hard to say, however i liked oldschool grand chase very much and i used to play it 7 hours a day before it went to shit.
animal cruelty as a young disturbed child, the only thing i regret in life

i've done "worse" however i regret nothing since my older/younger brothers are insufferable faggots

You literally did nothing wrong

you haven't even done something bad as long as you were a good boyfriend

I scared my neighbor s cat and it got ran over by a car.

Shadow of Chernobyl
I was a massive pussy over my first breakup and was generally an immature faggot in all ways until I was about 20
I dindu nuffin other than being a faggot and manning up

It and super relaxing games like it help me keep calm. I've always been a nervous ball of stress and it helps me cope.

When I was young I was bullied a lot and avoided it in daycare because I was just older. My brother got it bad, though, and I wound up stomping some 7 year old's head into gravel for a minute for fucking with him. Got off on claiming self defense. That same month I had a kid get in my way to my desk so he could do that "accidental-but-totally-on-purpose" bump kids pull to act tough so I wheeled around and jammed a pencil into his back so hard it got stuck. Got off because I had a history of being bullied and they chalked it up to the situation coming to a head.

When I was 10, I'd jack off everywhere in public. The trick was putting my hand in my pocket and rubbing my penis up and down my leg. I did it in the grocery store, school, and even at home in the living room. My dad noticed one time and told me to stop doing it. People in the store would look at me all weird. People in school would look at me and start laughing

Yes I was autistic

How would you react if adult man would come up to you and offer help in the matter?

No.

I probably would've been mildly creeped out.

I'd always fantasize about having sex with adult women back then though so I was probably easily kidnappable.

every boy did that nigger

Speak for yourself.

That's the only thing they understand user. You did the right thing.

sorry user but you might be gay

It's a tie between this and Bloodborne. I think BB surpassed DeS for me.

I was given a kitten as a parting gift from my teacher who did so much for me. I named him then and there and he really liked me. He was always purring and wanting to be carried all the time. I took him home and my mom said I couldn't keep it since my niece was staying for the summer and she's allergic. I couldn't give it back, but she didn't care. I started driving to a shelter when I got lost outside of town. I was also running low on gas and had enough to make it home. Angry and heartbroken, I left him out there alone. I saw him chase after the car too. It still hurts me thinking about it. His name was Gary.

And now im sad

For some reason that makes me feel way more sad than any of the other posts in this thread.

How the fuck you didn't kill yourself already?

everything is wrong with your post

why was the kid armed with a golf club

STALKER SoC.
Nothing I can recall. I feel guilty about everything but I don't think I've ever done anything truly bad. Sorry for disappointing.

God damnit. I don't even like cats and that ruined my mood.

You piece of shit.

I was in tears the whole ride home. I think the worst part was throwing out all the stuff I bought him. A little basket for a bed, blankets, toys, food, litter box, etc. I drove up to the school and left it all in the dumpster. I was absolutely certain my mom would have been okay with it, but I guess I caught her in a bad mood. We got in a big fight over it too, and she said she would kick me out. This was also after I did a bunch of shit and barely managed to graduate high school in one piece.

I went into a pretty heavy depression afterwards, but it wasn't all because of that. If it means anything, I still donate and help out around the local shelter. I keep looking out for him.

every time you talk i dislike you even more

Congratulations. You are now the biggest asshole on Holla Forums. At least you help out at the shelter, though.

Favorite game is pic related
Worst thing is capping a camshow and using it to blackmail the girl into degrading herself even more over a period of 2 years

Donating to charity or homeless is the deal with conscience.
You don't do jack shit, but you feel better because inside your head you think that you did something.
You basically pay guilt to go away for a while.

Absolute scum.

Cat killers are filth. Off yourself.

I help dogs and cats find homes. I also wash/groom them. I think that counts as something. And for the record, I've been doing that for years. I don't do it because I still feel guilty about it. It's been so long anyways. It may have started out that way, but I genuinely enjoy being around them and helping families find a loving pet. That's how I found my puppies too.

You can still hate me, but at least I realized that I've done some terrible things and actually learned from it.

I can understand how you ended up doing that, a mix of frustration and sadness. It was still pretty irrational, you could have just went home and got some gas, then set back out again as soon as you can. I would have been fine going hungry or missing sleep for the cat.

I won't hold it against you as much as these other anons do.

It doesn't change the past, but it does show personal growth. Learn from the past and change because letting it hold you down and torment you is foolish.

Don't listen to these niggers, doing stuff like that helps. It's a good thing.

Ordinators were right about you. Scum.

Game Wizardry 8.

Did over $10k damage vandalism for getting revenge on someone allegedly.

Ok that's good. I thought you only drop whatever disposable money you have, and then go away.

It counts as nothing, as the proceed to live their miserable lives after you go away feeling like a goddamn hero.

Take one cat in an give it full happy life, THAT would count as something.

But since you're helping to find them homes, you're won't get to the deepest circle of hell.

That's not how confessions work.

Joined a local theater group just to get close to this girl, actually really liked the program and everyone there, I wasn't the best actor but I'm really fucking good at singing, the director basically guaranteed me a lead role in the next production. Time goes by, me and the girl chat for a bit, but eventually through my own self hatred and inadequacy I just cut off all contact with her, a couple months go by and its auditions for the next production, I decide just to skip it because I'm too embarrassed to go see her, that same night she texts me "Hey user, where are you, its audition night you don't want to miss out, do you?", again my social retardation kicks in and I reply basically telling her that I didn't really feel doing it this year, she gives me a sorta peppy but disappointed response and I tell her that maybe we'll hang out some time over the summer

That was 2 years ago, I have never talked to this girl again. I've seen her a few times around town but I've avoided her every chance I've got.

INB4 >Blogposting
INB4 >3DPD

I have to add that on the end to keep it ambiguous and for deniability.

That's not even a bad thing, that's just you being a typically socially awkward Holla Forumsirgin, you retard.

This may sound retarded, but for whatever reason I still feel really guilty about that whole situation to this day, the theater group never got another guy like me, and for the most part their productions have been shit, The girl who was generally pretty based when I knew her went on to be a run of the mill, man-hating tumblr SJW, don't know if I had anything to do with that, but again, I still feel guilty about it

It is though. Letting opportunities slip through your fingers for no reason at all and then living with the consequences.

If the worst thing you done is miss an opportunity, you're either a saint or underage as fuck. Inflicting suffering is the worst shit you can do, not being a typical autist.

words can't describe my disgust
off yourself faggot

What hurt me even more was that I found something that made me so happy for the first time in awhile after everything came crashing down. We had fun for the brief time that I had him, but that really hit deep.

I barely had enough to make it home, and I wouldn't dare ask my mom. I was too embarrassed to admit that I spent so much of my first paycheck on him. Plus she told me to not come back until it was gone. Remember that we got into a nasty fight. I was on pretty thin ice. I did try some of my friends, but they couldn't take him. You could say that I should have asked first, but I was just so excited and figured she would understand.

First of all, they are treated rather well there all things considered. I know some very nice people who work there. There's only so much that can be done for them too. I have watched over dogs with mange, missing limbs, ans with one of their eyes permanently shut because their owner abused them. It's difficult seeing all that, but that's the reality of it. I can't take them all in, but I do what I can. And I guarantee you that I don't walk away feeling like a hero.

That's about all I can say, but there you have it.

Kill your mom then yourself
Then you might be absolved

God, I hate you.

There's no cosmic scale of justice. Good deeds don't cancel bad, and vice versa. All we can do is be better people. For example, I can never take back the bad shit I did to my brothers. I can only treat them (and others) better in the future. And, in my case, I have.

In my eyes he might be absolved. But i can't say the same for other anons
mfw the thing that got me the most was that user had named him

Dragon's Dogma and Street Fighter Alpha 3

I punched till bleeding some jap descendant asshole back in middle school just because i didn't like him

nowdays i'm a weeb

It's hard to pick a favourite, MGS2 I'm quite fond of.

I guess the worst thing I did was lie to my parents that I was doing a uni course, then lied about graduation, then used that lie on my resume, I've just been carrying this fake degree with me for so long I forget I never actually went to university sometimes.

Did you find a job with the fake qualifications?

You must have had some bullshit employers then; any employer worth anything will call the school to confirm your degree.

Do you have a fake job and a fake house too?
How does it feel living a lie?

Hard to choose.
Jerked with family members in the same room. 2 times. They were awake.
Jerked several times while in the backseat of the family car
Jerked while cousin was in the bathroom, I was peeking through the keyhole
Jerked on said cousin's face while she slept, she didn't wake up

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Yes actually, it wasn't anything amazing though since small business I.T. is pretty unengaging for the most part. Once you get your foot in the door for employment the experience slowly overrides formal education since most employers look at your further education more as evidence of motivation and self improvement something else I needed to learn to fake you really do need to fake it till you make it.

No favorite game.
I went to a massage parlor and got a happy ending handjob from an ugly asian woman.

Thief 2.
My parents would take me up state to visit family and one time, while underneath the blanket they brought for me, I jerked off in the backseat.

Medieval 2 Total War.

Fapped to bestiality porn with a friend when I was 10 or so.
I still have no idea how we ever managed to get a disc full of that stuff.

He set loose a wildlife murdering machine and encourages dysgenics in his spare time to feel better. user is an agent of Western Civilization's decay.

What's t he best way to learn to read Japanese for someone with an absolute shit memory? What should I start with and what programs should I use (If any)?

On the face, did you clean up afterwards?

Thing that makes me doubt this is that pets have got to be a fairly uncommon gift, right? For this exact reason. I know burgers are a lot more careless with property in general but sorry user, it just seems odd.

If your live was a VN, you made the choice that got you the bad ending.

That's probably why you feel shitty.

Because she was already awake and desperately hoping you would go away, those 5 minutes felt like aeons to her

Nier.

I don't have anything I regret or anything I can call the "worst thing I've done," but I'll at least contribute something. When I was 10 or so, I masturbated to those shitty 3-4 frame gifs or extremely low res hentai gifs with two of my cousins sleeping in my room, partially fueled by my hot cousin. We were in different cities throughout childhood so I suppose the thing where your brain learns not to fuck a relative didn't engage. I still occasionally fantasize about her and have a couple creepshots, though I think it's just some Freudian remnant. The worst part is still probably the shitty 3-4 frame porn gifs.

I can't think of a single favorite game but Heroes is definitely up there.

My story's basically the same, right down to the autism and parents having to spell out why masturbating in public is bad.
I'm thankful every day for my parents and everyone else that helped me dial back my autism to just social awkwardness. I liked Sonic and Pokemon back then.

Viewtuful Joe 2
The worst thing I did was not take my brother back from his red haired fat hoarder bitchy SJW wife before they moved to God knows where
I miss him

How the fuck does this happen?
Did she ever say anything?

>>>/christian/ with that confessional shit

I have a kid in another country. I don't even give any fucks.

I can't keep in touch with anybody who doesn't live next to me
Whenever I try to write to anybody, I just stare at the blank page without knowing what to talk about. When they wish me happy birthday I don't reply because I feel like it would be too much
I haven't spoken to my brother for two years now. He writes me occasionally, but I just can't speak to him unless it's in person
I have lost a lot of friends due to that shit

I stole my cousins panties and jacked off with them in the bathroomI also cut all communication with my family out of the blue, no reason behind it either, and at this point I feel like it's too late to go back

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>next morning I found out that a dog ended up getting out of one of the apartments as a result
>the dog attacked a hobo and killed him

Nah this is not a datamining thread, I can tell because ive seen a lot of datamines in my time.

It's a tie between Metro 2033 and Bioshock 2. Both of those games got me emotionally invested in the story and thinking, which is extremely difficult since I'm dead inside.
Worst thing I've done is given a man a concussion, three broken teeth, and admit he was weak. He moved away a month later.

8/10. Gave me a sincere laugh.

oh ok, thank you for the undeniable facts

Dude, you don't choose shit districts, shit districts choose you. I Have a similar past, and I am not from some shit country. Fuck anyone thinking those degenerates are on par with civilized world.

No problem man

I've jacked off in the same room with some of my sleeping friends becauseI'm a closeted bisexual with a preference for guys. I've only told a couple people about this in my entire life because my family lives below poverty and my mom hates duh gaiz so if she ever could do something about it (My dad is supportive which is the only reason I'm not thrown out yet), she'd throw me out onto the street which is a death sentence because I have nowhere to go. Even if everybody in my life was supportive of it, it wouldn't matter because due to years of living in shitty conditions due to my Mom, I'm far too ugly to ever get a date.

stole a kids psp, he later cried the next day asking everyone to help him look for it

I suppose it's not really the worst thing I've ever done, more the worst thing that's happened to me. When I was about 9 and getting erections for the first time my sister asked me to play "sex" with her. Being the naive little boy I was I went along with it. I was still too young to ejaculate but I didn't realise until a few years later that my sister had used me to get off.

We never speak of it.

Monster.

i feel no regrets

Learn to spoiler properly faggot.

Probably the Golden Sun series. Those games will always have a special place in my heart.

I can't think of something I would call the worst thing I've ever done because I'm not a piece of shit.

>
Goes to show the kind of retards that these threads attract.

adding to this because I forgot some things.
manipulated people throughout my entire life. When I was a kid(like 5 or 6) I taught myself how to fake cry, And how to fake facial expressions, I used these skills to get a kid suspended. I also used these skills to steal things. anything from vidya, to gameboy colorsI still have a kids Blue GBC with super mario land, I convinced him he never gave it to mealso I stole a fuck ton of Yugioh cards I feel like a monster

That's even worse. Are you underage, or just a nigger?

I don't think the worst thing I have done is something that I have done, I think the worst thing I ended up doing was not doing anything, or more when action was called upon.

I essentially froze up in shock when my mother, who was mentally ill, drunk, and probably bit high on drugs chased my half a year old puppy into my room, which then ran under my bed to seek safety. My mother dragged her from under the bed and proceeded to beat her with a aluminum pipe. I should have done something more than try to prevent her from grabbing and dragging her from under the bed but I was too scared to do all that much. She had been on a parole for stabbing someone, and I've seen several times that she had beaten someone bloody over some insignificant thing.

Lived a double life in Spain. Got 3 kids with my ex there she doesn't know my real name. I will probably never go back to see them. I really miss them and my ex but i want to start a new life.

I'm with you in that I can't keep maintain social connections unless I'm physically in contact with the other person. That's also why I've never made friends over the internet, since I'm just unable to make these connections through screens or text.

this was in highschool years ago and the guy was a giant dick to everybody including me. saw his bag nobody was around took it and left, and no I am not a nigger

Sounds like you didn't really have a choice; she probably would have fucked you up if you'd intervened.

Sure thing, Jamal.

Well you might as well be a nigger.

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Cats do fine on their own.

Unless it was declawed, then you deserve to die.

Holy shit, your a nigger

I mean you're.

i know it was dickish but had to get back at him somehow

You heartless motherfucker

Your mum is a cunt, and you're a fucking scumbag. A pet that'll live 15 odd years is worth much more than a single summer stay-over.

Kinda thankful now no one gave a shit about my story.

That's because a good majority of Holla Forums probably got turned on by it.

I don't have a favorite vidya.

But I am read through this thread specifically for some of the lewd shit you people have done.

Nah, if that were the case they'd be asking more questions.

I "Accidentally" a couple of people.

what does that mean?

What?

The fact that there are people here too young to remember this meme makes me feel old.

I cant decide on a favourite game and i cant remember a distinct worst thing ive done either.

Where does that put me?

Holy shit youre not alone.

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I don't waste my memories on memes.

Nah, it's pretty hot from an outsiders perspective. It just doesn't really warrant a followup, sounds like it just ends there.

Haven't you ever accidentally a whole bottle of coke before?

Help, I accidentally an old meme on Google

no i have not

this is awesome

how old was your sister

Nigga.

12.

How old were you?

Read the post. I tell you my age at the time faggot.

You wouldn't happen to be black, would you?

That's nothing. My best friend got a blowjob in preschool.

Interesting thing to brag about. Though I doubt it was his sister.

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What is there to brag about? It wasn't even me.

Was it your poz-loads that did it?

I bet it was the poz-loads.

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it was fire crackers.

Then why even mention it then if it never happened you?

Because it was something I knew that happened to somebody close.

Not videogames.

It's half video games.

I did scat ERPs with this ugly tranny in my early teens despite hating his guts. Neither of us enjoyed it, especially since he was just as batshit insane as the average tranny and really clingy.
This is the first time I've ever mentioned it to a single soul and looking back I have absolutely no idea why I did such an idiotic and fucking disgusting thing in the first place.
I also hate to admit that I'm more disgusted by the tranny than the getting off to shit part, and I've almost vomited when trying scat out of boredom.

Cats are hardly an uncommon gift, especially in more rural areas. Two cats find a barn and before you know it, you've got a hundred inbred and diseased kittens killing every small animal in sight and covering everything in shit.

I once stole a gameboy game that was on clearance from walmart. It was Crash Bandicoot or something, one of those random animal games. I had some fun with it, but it wasn't great.

No, I left it there. Of course I cleaned up, she was a heavy sleeper

We still talk to this day so she either slept like a rock or enjoys it

(cheked)
She was hot, I had a hard on. 1+1=11

Oh wait, it was Gamecube.

==WITNESSED==

checked

No. Blacks won't even admit they've got kid(s) let alone acknowledge their existence.

I got free 2hu out of the deal before finding out about that fuck up. I still get free 2hu

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Who gives a shit if some kid stole a game from the richest company in the world m8

Glorious

Sorry to hear you have cancer, user. What stage is it at? If it's advanced, may you enjoy the best vidya in heaven.

I'm already cured. That was 3 years ago. Stage 1 Ewing's Sarcoma.

Metal Gear Solid.
A girl left me and got a new bf after a very short time that is much more handsomer than me. I made a fake facebook profile and spoiled to her The Force Awakens the day before she had to go see it.

When I was a teenager I seduced and fucked a married woman I met on a video game forum. I continued to post there and even occasionally talked with her husband while I was convincing her to meet in person. We only saw each other a couple of times while the two of them were having marital problems, but afterward I guess they worked it out. I heard they had a kid less than a year later, and a part of me wonders to this day whether it was actually mine.

My only regret is that I didn't steal some of that guy's vidya collection; it was pretty huge.

As a secondary option, I lied about why I broke up with my long-term girlfriend more recently. I told her a whole lot of bullshit reasons including emotional distance and her own latent gayness, but the real reason was that she's black and I couldn't bring myself to marry her and have half-breed kids. Now she only sees women and I'm not sure whether that's who she really is or whether me breaking up with her just screwed her up. She's beautiful, smart, fun, and loved me a lot; sometimes I wonder if I made the wrong choice.

Dorf Fort
I'm in love with a trap that I met on the internet
and I'm straight, or at least I feel like it.

Favorite game of all time? Or current favorite game?

Currently my favorite game is Battlefleet Gothic: Armada
Favorite of all time is Silent Hill 2
Worst thing I've ever done is fucked a girl in my friend's room with my friend still present. He was asleep…or so we thought. Turns out he liked the girl I was fucking. Worst worst part is I got dirty with her, yet quiet.

Morrowind I guess

I successfully troll nu-Holla Forums every day on multiple boards

Bill, is that you?

MGS3

left the sink on in the church basement by accident. entire lower half flooded

No, that's retarded
Everyone was turned on by it

They don't have to ask questions at porn
Hvae you seen how dead h boards are?

They get a lot of traffic though

Got to love that spoiler campaign Holla Forums and Holla Forums did. Hopefully you did so in a creative fashion.

DF

I change my personality depending on who I meet. I couldn't say I don't have a personality because under times of stress I act really apathetic, but that's as real as I can come to knowing myself. I'm depressed, cheery, gay, straight, I don't really care. All I do is act like however the person I'm talking to acts like, or a thing they expect out of me so they'll like me.

I had an abusive childhood and I always conform to a quiet cuck when I'm around my parents; who does anything and services them in any way they want. It probably stems from that.

I feel bad about lying constantly to everyone and not acting like myself, but I've done it for so long I just can't stop.

I was wondering if it could get any more perfect as I was reading it

Now i want to kill myself twice as much

You're not kitten abandoner, Jake Rapp, Movieblob or Anthony Burch. You've got it made

Seek help

Should have snapped its neck user
Out here in the land of Aus, wild cats are a large threat to the environment and should be eliminated on sight
I've seen people who have lost parts of their faces included in one case someones entire nose to wild cats, not to mention the exotic diseases they spread as well as parasites
Dont like a third of cats world wide have that parasite that makes mice sexually attracted to cat piss whilst also making humans more aggressive and less risk aware?
Cats are vicious and mean in all hell and also lack a soul
There have been several tests done that have concluded the fucks barely have any empathy and cant even tell themselves apart from mirrors

always remember, the cat in your head isn't the cat in real life

Did you take the pictures at the funeral or did you jerk off at the funeral?

I was fucking my girlfriend and got irritated that she wasn't contributing at all. Turns out she was sleeping. Not sure if that constitutes as rape, but that's not something I can just casually ask my friends

That's just a funny misunderstanding

How? How did you not know she was asleep long before you even started?

These are my kittens, they are four months old. I feed them wet food directly from my hand and caress them all the time. They follow me everywhere and insist on sleeping on stuff with my scent, like myself, my bed or my 200€ jeans.

I would rather chop off my balls than hurt them or make them feel unloved.

You are a fucking asshole, just like your mom. At least the person you where when you abandoned that kitty was.

My father and I always had a rough relationship. I treated him like shit while he was dying of cancer. In his last weeks I barely visited him at the hospital, I didn't hug him or tell him I loved him for years before he died. At the time it felt OK since he treated me like garbage too, since I was a kid. But death gives everything a different color and now I feel regret every single day.

I am a piece of shit, but eh, my cats at least can trust me.

Cats kill birds and birds are prettier than cats

Men kill women and women are pettier then men. But men are still better than women.
Stop hating on cats faggot

My favorite right now would be a tossup between these two, but my opinion changes all of the time.

I used to accidentally start a lot of fights between family members by telling them things I apparently wasn't supposed to. Most of them have made up with each other now, but there's still a bit of tension there.

Men don't kill women

Noice.

undertale :^)
i liked undertale :^)

Majora's Mask

I watched porn next to a 5 year old girl at my local library.

I can give you a free pass if you were very young and you yourself might have ended up under that pipe. However if you were 15+ I would say either kill yourself or redeem yourself by beating your mother to a bloody pulp with the same pipe.

It's really not. A lot of them are probably eager to reestablish contact with you.

Source: I have an uncle who's doing the exact same thing, and most of us would be glad to start talking with him again. My grandma still calls him once in awhile to this day, but he never answers.

You're all fucked up in the head, mang. Probably some sort of psychopath too.

From you?

She has narcolepsy or is your dick so tiny she didn't even notice you were fucking her and decided to sleep?

moar of all this, I'm enjoying it. Post the most edgy shit you've done

sage for Holla Forums

In moments of anger with family or friends, I want to kill myself out of spite and give them a final message that it's your fault.

pretty much the same for me. Text conversations and internet are worthless, so I don't even bother. My only real contacts are now parents and brother that I live with and who I'm leeching off of as a neetfag

come back when you've actually DONE something you faggot

I think you are the only genuinely terrible person in this thread. Kill yourself you heartless scum.

user you dont need to cut them off as your never going to use them you cuck faggot

I am sociopathic and have a desire to control whatever group I am in. People inexplicably like me, and I am able to mold my personality to fit whatever friend group I am in. I don't really hesitate to manipulate people emotionally to get what I want. Sometimes my conscience kicks in and I'll suddenly withdraw from whatever group(s) I've become a part of. When I come back I'll just use my absence as an excuse to manipulate people further.
On more than one occasion in fits of passion I've told people to kill themselves.
Some of them went through with it.

are you sure your not an autist user?
It sounds like your mistaking common courtesy for affection and i think anyone would want to kill themselves if they had to entertain an autist that kept having tantrums and telling them to kill themselves
Autists also like to be controlling…

I'm pretty sure it's more than autism. These people legitimately like me and want to hang out with me. Besides, it's not like it's a common occurrence that I tell people to kill themselves. And usually after that does happen I'll leave the group for good.

I ignored one of my best friends, who was really down in the shitter depressed and was showing suicidal tendencies and he ended up killing himself by not medicating himself against his illnesses. This happened two years ago and it still hurts.

Once in my lifetime i started going out on parties, night clubs and meetups. Tried to date girls. Everything was terrible, cause i am ugly and too nerdy. Got really sick of liberal communities with faggots and leftists, its unbearable to sit with twenty drunk sluts, trust me. One underage girl started to show interest in me. We kept talking to each other about a lot of things, how depressing life is and how to fix it. When i was drunk as fuck i said things to her that i shouldn't have said, that i love her.
She didn't understood any of that and said that i am obviously drunk and don't mean anything serious.
After i got sober i decided that i need to stop talking to that girl and broken all contact with her (for obvious reasons). She constantly tried to call me on mobile to scream that i am a jerk for stopping calling and texting to her.
I explained her that i am a terrible person, alcoholic and degenerate, and she shouldn't have such as friend as myself. She was really sad about that, wanted to reassure me or something like that. I sent her some money on her mobile so she won't have to pay for those calls she made. She was really angry about that too.
She texted me that she apologizes to me, and i replied that she has nothing to apologize for, explaining that i am a worst person to be her friend.
After a year she texted me how my things are doing, i never replied to her. I lost my job, became drunkard, gone fat, don't talk to anyone and don't want to socialize anymore anyway.

In reality she was bullied at school and had no friends, that's why she wanted to stay in contact with me, and i betrayed her as a friend.
I hope she found good friends now.

These fake jerking off stories get pretty fucking old after a while.

You did the right thing user
Had you shown him attention he would have just made multiple "failed" attempts at suicide

You did the right thing
Degenerates getting together only encourages degeneracy
Now society will gain at yours and her loss, Isn't communism great?

I did the right thing from a perspective of cautious person. But it still hurts.

I also lead random women on Omegle on, and I masturbate when they start telling me how much they like me. Even when we move on to kik.

Then I just stop talking to them. I know they probably don't care, but it's still a shitty thing to do.

I guess the worst thing I've ever done is allow myself to continue existing.

well, at least we have that in common

Women don't exist on Omegle

user i've heard of 'rubbing it in' but dont you think you've taken it too far?

I'm 1d280f in this image

I used to jerk to my big cousin bathing through keyhole too. Also one time when we were watching some shitty soap opera i kissed her and sucked her tits. She fell asleep in every commercial break.

What was the age disparity between you and your cousin?
Also everything you did was ok

Then I'm letting some dude down by leading him on. The fact that they're girls or not isn't important, my message was that I emotionally manipulate people to jack off.

I didn't mean to rub it in.

8 years
I molested a kid. How is that ok?

Are you people fucking serious? Other anons post about almost killing other people and seriously maiming them for life and you get upset about some dude leaving a kitten? He didn't even kill the damn thing he just left it. My fucking uncle used to snap kittens necks for fun when he was a kid for christ sake and I don't think any less of him. Learn to appreciate human life more than a stupid animal's you bleeding heart liberal psychopaths.

Kreia shall forever be my spiritual guide within this world.

I stood by like a spineless faggot as I allowed my best friend from childhood to get the shit beaten out of him by two cunts - resulting in ripped shirt, bloody nose, and all around bruised as fuck. Me and another of our mates simply stood silently by and watched him get the shit kicked and punched out of him in front of his house as he screamed at us for being traitors.We could of easily took them on, if not through sheer numbers and autistic swings then through the fact we had brass knuckles on handThe worst part of it all is that only I showed up with him at the police station to act as a witness in the whole thing and that he told me it was the right thing not to interfere.I would happily turn back time to jump into the fray and get my ass kicked or end up in Juvie, if I had the chance. Even Kreia is disgusted with me

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its ok because you confessed over a honeypot user

why did you include my post in there when i said he should've broken its neck?
did you even read it?

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Why can't I fucking post?

just give up yourself user
It will be easier

This and MGS2
i accidentaly killed someone's pet. That's a weight i carry on my shoulders now and it's heavy

You are a piece of shit. I hope you get raped by a refugee.

Nigga we get it, you got one hell of an edge and don't like cats.

If cats and dogs don't love their owners they do a damn good job at pretending they do.

You're just mad because I actually have two catgirls who try to lick my balls at every opportunity while you're a faggot unironically posting about muh degeneracy.

Silent Hill 2
Around 60% of the threads here on Holla Forums are made by me

But that's impossible. 90% of them are made by me, what are you talking about?

I create template threads daily.

Oh shit, i've had up to 4 threads by me clutter the front page.

I was an emotionally abusive piece of shit in my last (and only) friendship.

Favorite game is probably Viewtiful Joe.
Used to have my little sister sit naked around the house with me, when we were alone. Basically so I could see her naked and then jerk off. I don't think she remembers. She would sit in my lap a lot like that. Never penetrated her or made her get me off but god I wanted to.
I was going to make up a story about killing the family cat as a teenager or something, just to make people mad. I don't have the heart for it, though. Family kitty is still alive, anyway. He's old and sleeps a lot but he's just as friendly as always and loves when people come around and play with him.

you disgust me, What kind of catgirl owner would commit such foul behavior against their pet?

Catgirls are superior to cats in all ways, they're also capable of the emotion love

user your going to a bad place when you die
You might as well save everyones time and go there now

That's okay, I don't actually have a sister.

I just wanted to be interesting but I can't think of anything bad I've done. I'm a huge bore but I lie compulsively.

The only part of my first post that was true is the big about my cat. He's my only friend and one of the few joys I get in life is cuddling with him.

I lie almost constantly, and I've been stealing small things and small amounts of money from friends and relatives since I was a kid

I can relate to the lying. I'm not sure why I do it, but I do. I even lie about things that don't matter, like what movie I last watched. It's a force of habit at this point to just not tell the truth if I can help it.

You don't sound bad user, I think everyone is a filthy liar of some degree.

Enjoy your kitty.

I do enjoy him. I just wish he had longer left. He's healthy but I don't know for how much longer, at his age.

I have yet to play The Metal Age but I loved this game so much that I started to love the Steampunk genre.

Anyway worst thing I did was jack off to my cousin while I was sleeping in her room like everyone else in this thread.

I do the same thing. I tell extremely small, pointless lies without thinking about it.

Just today, I was talking to somebody about movies and I said I'd watched a bunch of movies I haven't seen in addition to ones that I have. I don't know why, it doesn't really make me seem more interesting and has the potential to make me look stupid if they try to talk about a movie I lied about.

Maybe I'm a compulsive liar, but I don't really feel like that. It's only small things, I don't really lie to try to cover up important things.

I feel you man, pic related is my 12 year old dog. Love her, but she's not long for this world.

I don't think I have pictures of my cat handy, or I'd share. They're all on my phone but it desperately needs a charge. He's my favourite little guy.
And, yeah, I try not to lie about big things outside of 8ch, but I can't help the little ones. I don't even think about them, they just come out. If five people asked me what the last game I played was, they'd get five different answers. One of them might even be true.

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7.62 Hard Life
Well time to start the story Holla Forums. Starts of me being just shy of 14 with my first girlfriend. At the beginning she was a lovely girl, funny, smart, an actual pleasure to be around. Well things took a turn for the worse. She was diagnosed with Bi-polar disorder. Long time coming really as well. She would fly into rages and we would have that lovely husband and wife skit going. Almost took a frying pan to the skull quite a few times. Well anyway I've always been quite a decent manipulator and I decided that I had enough of her trying to fucking brain me. So after losing my virginity to her I cut contact. Just vanish for a week, also just so happened to have a lovely chest infection at the time as well. So with her friends she decides to break things off. And this is where it gets interesting, for the next 8 years I continually pop up now and then when her life was getting back on track to ruin it. She got a new boyfriend? I would use all the trick in my book to seduce her back to me, fuck her and her being the "pure soul" she is would tell her boyfriend. Everytime they left her. Everytime I left her. I kept on doing this for 8 years constantly. And I would do it well before she had even thought about having sex with the person. I was the only person with control over her life. When I said she had to do something she would do it. I'm feeling nice? Tell her to work hard at school. I'm in a bad mood? Those test scores are going down baby. The only real good thing I ever did with this power was basically saying that if she tried to kill herself I would vanish, forever. For 8 long years I continued this just because I found it funny to play with her life.

But do you want to know the worst part?
I still do it when I want a good laugh

she deserves it because she lets it happen
still doesnt mean you're not going to hell

my favorite game is thief the dark project. I like TMA a lot, but the level design is pretty bad towards the end.

my last girlfriend was a 15 year old weirdo who became infatuated with me after I met her online. We went out for about 6 months, pretty much every time we had sex she fingered my asshole and to this date is the only girl who could actually get me to cum. I'm more than 5 years older than her. If you've never gotten a prostate massage & handjob you're missing out on some of the best sex possible

Are you me? Except there was a lot of beastiality involved with me

Pic related is my favorite and the worst thing I've ever done is whored myself out to a 75 year old man for $3000 when I was 16

Dude, nice.

You might just be a sociopath. Please never get into politics.

Can't really pick one, but I'm replaying BoF3 for probably the dozenth time.
Took my sister's butt virginity.

I still feel dirty about it. But it was a lot of money and I bought a car with it that I still have 8 years later so it worked out. $1000/hour essentially. But fuck me my dignity has never recovered

jesus man, do you not know what humour is? Are you an aspie?

Just wait until you're 75 and go diddle a 16 year old's asshole. You'll feel better because you've passed on your shame and despair onto someone else!

If you think that even half of those posts were meant to be ironic or humorous you must be the asspie.

Someday user… someday

You know, you're totally right. As a symbol of my defeat I want you to have this beautiful catgirl.

When you give her her weekly bath don't forget to wash her armpits and between her legs really throughly. He can get really musky down there! ;^)

Saint's Row 2
I killed my sister.

I sincerely hope you drown to death as slowly as possible all alone in the middle of a fucking lake. The reason we have such compassion for domesticated animals is because they're not capable of nigger-tier behavior like yours barring the introduction of something like rabies. I hate niggers, women and leftists as much as anyone here, but I hate animal abusers even more. Please die and take your retarded uncle with you while you're at it, seriously.

This guy makes some valid points, you should take his advice.

Funny, everyone i met who actually has had to deal with shitskins on a daily basis is more racist than Holla Forums
I had to carry a knife in middleschool because of kebab
Held it on a bully´s throat one time i found him alone after school

you didn't do anything wrong

your uncle is a psychopath but you arent wrong, its funny how putting animals above human life is such a clear indicator of sheltered people from the west, its literally the first thing that goes as soon as you leave the comfort of the first world, people dont have time for that shit when they are struggling, dead dogs everywhere.

you shouldnt treat animals badly, its a shitty fucking thing to do, but people come first, anyone that claims otherwise is a fucking pervert on some level, they are also easy to manipulate into acting against their own interests

This stopped being cruel and stepped into the realm of pure retardation about 5 or 6 years ago. Bipolar or not, you have a girl literally at your beck and call and you're squandering what would otherwise be the most stable relationship your hedonistic ass could land just for a few cheap laughs. Tie the damn knot already and enjoy your slave.

you monster

I guess its my turn
over the course of my life i've killed 8 people, two i ran over with a car, one i bludgeoned to death, 2 i shot, and 3 i stabbed, after that i was placed under fbi watch for over 2 years but was never convicted and today i sit here a free man perfectly fine with my actions Oh and Megaman Starforce Pegasus, i fucking love that game

Thanks, but I think you're forgetting how reactionary Holla Forums can be. I doubt they read my other posts, but it was still a shitty thing to do.

I also noticed how fucking illiterate my original post
was. I should have clarified that I had just enough gas to get home, but not to the shelter- wherever it was. I thought I knew where it was located. I also left the poor guy near a suburb that was right beside a large park. Not in the middle of nowhere or some highway. I like to think he made it through alright and somebody found him. I mean, I went back a few days later but found no sign of him. That's when I checked the shelter. I was just so angry and afraid to cause any more problems at home after I nearly ruined everything. I didn't want to go back to the life I was "living" before, because I knew that would be it. Something good did come out of it, but I would be going further into blogpost territory.

You can all go back to shitting on me now. At least I spared you from some of the more heart-wrenching details. I guess it's my burden to carry those memories.

How the fuck did you avoid getting arrested?

I know, kebabs are fun to roast when you finally find them alone

By not actually doing any of those thing:^)

Alot of legal shit that i had nothing to do with and some self defense claims that succeeded

Also you're a cuckold. An actual cuckold, if you're letting her fuck the guys before fucking with her now. You're basically in a long-term relationship with her that you're giving her "breaks" from. You're as pathetic as you work to make her.

Just tell us already faggot.

Super Mario World

I once wrote a document giving my soul to a voice in my head and signed it in my own blood.

Right now my favourite game is probably either Splatoon or Twilight Princess.
There are a few shitty things I've done. I repeatedly attempted to strangle my younger brother, I was a compulsive liar until I was 10, I used to overuse the word 'Hardly', and I have an obsession with fire and all things combustible.

Hey, It won't hurt asking that question, In case i wanna kill some fucking piece of shit, Which i do

wew lad

You did the right thing genetically user. It would be highly unlikely that your children would be as smart as she is.As in: regression to the mean.

Sounds like you need therapy user.

Don't kill yourself user, life gets better with time. I love you :^)

I haven't slept at all this whole night and i've just sat up contemplating my life that actually helped thank you :^)

You really don't seem like that bad of a person user.

Story time, niggas.

You are a true man of the west user.

What the fuck.

;^)

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If you kill others for selfish reasons you're just a dick.

Alright let's see, I need sacrifices for Cthulu, That'll work

does revenge count as selfish if they did something worse

What are you, a casual worshipper?

Fine, Чернобог then. You could atleast check my dubs

Nah. And honestly i'm trying to kill someone in a fit of revenge

Cthulu's power is just advertising, it is a pleb tier god.

Do two wrongs make a right?

When they're all dead it does :^)

I said i'm praising Чернобог now, Check my fukken dubs nigger

It does, You can do math right? Two negative values multiplied gives you a positive

But the way I see it, revenge is like adding a negative number, with is just subtracting.

get out

The point is you still get a positive value doing two negatives in math

Cynothoglys and Hastur are my personal favorites

And people call me a pleb

He also has the power of shapeshifting, having taken on the form of a human dressed in yellow garments, a vaguely octopus like creature, a gigantic reptilian humanoid with tentacles writhing all over its body, a pulsing blob of writhing tentacles, and further more.

His manipulation of the wind is so terrifying that he is capable of causing devastating hurricanes across the globe, even produce storms in the regions of space. Hastur is mostly addressed as the Unspeakable One, for those who are foolish enough to dare utter his name, will be met with an untimely and swift death. The victim himself will not realize he has been slain until it is too late.

Man, That's some Mary Sue shit, In the terms of power and being an elder god

the reason i like those two so much is because in a dnd campaign i was in we had to side with one or more elder gods in a war against the others and the two that sided with us we're cynothoglys and hastur it felt good having an undead army at the teams beckon and jesus christ was that a fun campaign

Wew your party must be OP as fuck

We we're up against literally every other old god thank fuck i was playing smiteknight i could just 1 shot all the big minions

Yeah i doubt even if you're playing a shitty character you'll fuck up at all

Even if you're playing a shitty character i doubt you'll fuck up at all*

Okay time to sleep

Hows it make you feel that we relied more on Cynothoglys than Hastur

and ive been up for over 20 hours

Did Cynothoglys drive you around in flaming hearse of soul consuming?

Ressed the party once and gave us constant meat shields as well as completely drained another god solo

I fucking knew it, Flaming hearse of soul consuming

gay

the campaign ended with her ressing every god as her own puppet and we had to fight her in the end it was pretty fucking sick tbh

Oh man now i know what to draw when i'mfree. A dnd patty fighting am elder god driving a flaming hearse of soul consuming

Wew

Did you win fighting it? If you did. Di your party became the new elder gods?

Almost all animals fail the mirror test, including dogs. It's not a measure of empathy, only of intelligence.

You should.

it was pretty close about half the party wiped but a few of us chained 20's and bursted her down, and pretty much yeah i suppose, what im looking forward to is the next campaign thats set in the 1920s alt history with custom everything

also i'd love to see that if possible

Let me rephrasw. When im not being a non-functioning depressed vegetable of sorrowful aura. It'll take a long while. Maybe if fate wills it we'll meet again and you can see it

You have failed more than anyone else in this thread.

you could just upload it somewhere with a certain tag or something and anyone who wanted to see it could check every few weeks

Checked.

Revenge is irrational. The purpose of justice should never be to inflict additional suffering, because that is literally pointless. Justice is about prevention of future harm. At worst, it's about deterrence. The only case where retribution makes sense is a case in which harm can't be effectively prevented. Medieval communes (communities without lords, usually found in Italy), for example, swore revenge on anyone who attacked or plundered them, because they didn't have the materials, labor, or knowledge necessary to build effective town walls or other fortifications. Even then, vengeance was a calculated move designed to deter future attacks, not a simple "eye for an eye" affair.

I dont have a deviamtatt account nor do i want to go back to that autistic circlejerking site. Maybe pixiv or some shit. You know any good sites? Would be good to find a pplace to upload my drawinga too that isnt dA

I've heard good things about pixiv from my artiest friends you should give it a shot

Ohlets see if you sing the same tune after i break all the joints on your limbs, make cuts all over your body, keep it open and bathe you with salted water everyday and kick you around for a good measure for lets say a year

Thanks for checking my dubs tho

Aalright ill make one then one sec

My favourite game is Minecraft.

When I was a kid I put the family's cat in a blender and turned it on. My mom never looked at me with the same eyes since.

No matter what you did to me, I wouldn't want to do the same to you. Don't get me wrong, I'd try everything in my power to escape or incapacitate you. But when it's all over, I'd want you to be locked up so you could never do it again–not tortured in the same way. Not tortured at all, actually. Suffering is never beneficial, and should never be the purpose of any action–even though sometimes it is a necessary method of attaining another goal (like shooting someone in self-defense, where the goal is self-preservation).
I don't expect most people to have the same attitude as me, since I've probably given this kind of thing a lot more thought than most. But the point of having an impartial justice system is precisely to remove the kind of knee-jerk reciprocity that leads to retribution.

fucking pussy

np bb

OK.

Being tortured for a long time changes people. I know i changed. Suffering for a decade and a half and completely ruined my life. I cant forgive that

I DIDDIT LEDDIT
touch.pixiv.net/member.php?id=19134003

ill set up shit tomorrow. Im off to o weird shit before sleeping. Later lads

I'm not saying I'd forgive someone. I'm saying I wouldn't want revenge. But you are right, that's the kind of experience that could change someone. I'd like to think I'd stick to my principles, but there's no way of really knowing.

Youre still being more foregivefull for just wanting to lock up your assailants

I guess my idea of forgiving is to say, "I won't hold this against you in the future, or let it color our relationship." That's what I meant by it.

You're a fedora-tipping faggot.

You wouldn't want revenge? What the fuck do you know? You admitted revenge is not rational, you fucking sperg.

If someone punches you, wanting to punch him back or being afraid of another punch are emotions, you can rationalize it all you want but you will not know your reaction until you fucking get punched.

So unless you now go and tell me how you got your daughter raped and almost murdered by a shitskin, but it not only didn't make you hate muslims, you don't even hold any ill will against the individual himself apart from wanting him locked up… I will have to think you're just a retard who thinks he is far more smarter and mature than he really is.

Or I've just come to a different view than you. Also, your favorite game is Minecraft. Glass houses.

Correct.

Which is why I wouldn't want it. I can understand why people want revenge. Throwing your hands up and saying, "Emotions are irrational," isn't really a well-thought-out view. In fact, it's the opposite of one.

I'm talking about principles, not predicting my future psychological state in a crystal ball. And I have been punched before, many times. I would try to run away, and if I couldn't do that, I'd try to incapacitate the puncher in self-defense as a last resort. My desire was never to "get even," it was to avoid further pain. And it's a moot point anyway, since, as I said, we're talking about what ought to be, not what is.

That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. If I had a daughter where do you think you are and something bad happened to her, I would want it to stop, and would want her attacker to be prevented from repeating his crime, against her or against others. Would I want revenge? I hope not. But again, we're talking about principles, not speculating.
And none of this has anything to do with aggregate populations or crime statistics. If there's good reason to think that a certain group is prone to committing crimes, it makes sense to take more stringent preventative measures against them.

I don't give a shit about being "smart" or "mature" because I'm not 12. I arrived at this conclusion because I think it's best. That's all there is to it.

pixiv.net/member.php?id=58306

We bosting best nip artists naow?

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Didn't see the bumplock.

Threads automatically bumplock after a certain number of posts, I think 300 or 350. It wouldn't have been labelled.

nah tat's my pixiv. an user wants to see Cynothoglys driving a flaming hearse of soul consuming versus a DnD party