PRESS BRIEFING #52 WITH SEAN "BRIEFING GONNA BE LATE CUZ I STAYED UP PLAYING TEKKEN" SPICER!
Scheduled to start at 1:30PM, so get comfy, get your smug folders in hand, and let's talk about how Anna is the best Tekken girl. Sorry boys, I was late waking up this morning.
I hope so. I'm a bit worried for Sean though, those circles around his eyes are growing.
Wyatt Bennett
Spicey should be fine, its the weekend soon. He will make the WH press cry about the "Paris accord pullout" and leave them with the weekend blues. It's the chicken tendie 1st weekend of June for him.
Jacob Reed
Or it'll be muh global climate change warming ? High Energy nonetheless.
Benjamin Kelly
The poor polar bears.
Anthony Long
Checked. Hoping the press chimps out about Mattis blocking trannies from joining the military, or the fact the travel ban is going to SCOTUS.
Lucas Myers
sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean sean
Ayden Thomas
Mattis is just saving the taxpayers money and soldiers lives. You keep out the shit trash from thinking of joining and moral up by not letting trannys in or forceing the hidden faggots out.
Angel Lewis
Will she be Spicers main?
Robert Nelson
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Adrian Morgan
post tunes in honor of Spicer while we wait
Tyler King
Really been digging the Bloodborne OST lately.
Josiah Cook
Can't wait to hear the cuckpress whine about muh planet.
Pls not spicer.
Elijah Young
In a better world the media would be asking who the best anime girl is, and the big controversy would be Spicer picking —Auska— because the cucks like —–Rei—–
Joseph Bennett
That's only because he's GROWING STRONGER
Jace Campbell
Reminds me of that thread yesterday where OP tried to justify Rei as best girl because of "ancient texts" that ended up being Hebrew texts.
Ryder Brown
Some faggots out there actually like Rei
Chase Martin
forgot my smug
Aaron Torres
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Connor Diaz
Hey anons, I've had a pretty shitty day so far. Just wanted you all to know that your bants cheer me up immensely. Thanks.
Bentley Hill
No I don't like it
Hudson Howard
It's an ancient meme, newfriend. Our IDs are almost the same.
Landon Williams
Daily reminder not even Pajeets like Rei.
Nathaniel Stewart
There can be only one waifu for Spicer
Henry Edwards
Get your Taiwan ladyboys outta here.
Juan Brown
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Jeremiah Morales
Oh I know of it
When ever Spicer finishes playing his VN
Nathaniel Allen
About 25 mins per the OP.
Brayden Peterson
Spicer is playing the Steins;gate VN
Brandon Johnson
Yes you do want
Okay, how about this
James Sanders
Looks like someone hacked the mainframe guys
Aiden Long
Muscle gook user is back.
Dominic Davis
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Ethan Peterson
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Jackson Rivera
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Christian Myers
posting superior waifu material. super saiyan gooks are not palatable
Elijah Perry
Checked.
Jayden Gonzalez
Scott Pruitt EPA guys will also be on with Spicy today. Its going to be a fun one, the enviro press faggots are going to be salty.
Adrian Murphy
What are you user…..Freiza?
Eli Peterson
No season 3
Gabriel Rogers
Anyway, buff, fit chick posting aside. How much salt is the Paris accord decision making? Anyone mine any relevant salt yet?
You are now aware that Frieza molested Vegeta as a child.
Leo Richardson
More than enough for today
Eli Mitchell
Today's butthurt should be golden.
>Sean, explain to us in detail how Trump reconciles Making America Great Again with not paying billions in extortion money to the unknown parties who say the world is going to be polluted to extinction?
Jonathan Wright
(((Breaking News)))
Evan Harris
They really wanted those carbon credits huh
Alexander White
Oh god I hate drumpf now!
Camden Gonzalez
Some fresh denial and salt
Tyler Carter
Look at the third panel, they actually found a nog high yellow enough to be capable of making the face
Zachary Nguyen
Fucking hell, that really shows how (((science))) has become the religion of the left. There is no belief in science, only skepticism,
Just imagine how pissed they are at losing trillions of dollars after a single speech. How they lost so much direct control from one sentence from Trump.
Grayson Murphy
More salt and weird ass shit
Bentley Perry
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Jackson Carter
Less then 5 minutes for the salty weekend. Watch out for the sleepy, greasy and nappy kike!
Thomas Morales
gif related
time to get /comfy/
Dominic Morales
Post more salt, mine, mine mein ;)
Michael Ward
that faggot probably doesn't even know where that comes from
Jordan Sanchez
Oh fuck we're about to address the Paris Accord again just to rub salt in the wound
Blake Cox
Speaking of games, Diablo 3 censors the word Aryan from character names
Henry Peterson
A salt blizzard warning for the weekend.
Logan Robinson
Diablo 3
Justin Gray
Disgusting.
Kayden Bell
why would the gooks at blizzard even care or is it a case of pozzed localization companies?
Gabriel White
Jews
Isaac Adams
jews its always jews somewhere in the pipeline
Nolan Harris
WE'RE LIVE
Nathaniel Ross
LIVE!
Eli Hill
WE'RE LIVE
Dominic Martinez
GET COMFY LADS
Aaron Robinson
MAKE A HOLE
John Evans
Time for the Spice, lads.
Joseph Ross
So… Should be any minute now.
Colton Wilson
Finnish?
Blake Stewart
Maybe Trump should get Spicer a fashion consultant
Brody Clark
comfy poo in the loo reporting in
Elijah Adams
Daily reminder you are completely crazy for believing there is any sort of bias in the media
Pic related: Youtube homepage
Brody Robinson
Those are regular shorts, he's just a big guy.
Ethan Sanchez
DID RUSSIA HACK THE PARIS ACCORD?
Evan Ramirez
Hope Hicks a rare sighting! Is in the room today.
Jonathan Martin
TIME FOR SPICE
Aiden Jackson
You mean over weight and low t
Jeremiah Lopez
CHECKED
Anthony Bailey
Yes I have the archive all high-res pics some where
Xavier Peterson
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Bentley Lewis
nice! post them
Elijah Hill
SEAN, DID THE RUSSIANS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH PRESIDENT REJECTING THE PARIS ACCORD
Leo Reyes
I'm not even a conservative. Why not spend the money somewhere else? The anti-whites will spend like it's going out of style and it's useless being the "better man" in this situation.
What money? We weren't getting shit from this deal. Now shut up and lurk more.
Justin Murphy
SEAN, WHY WON'T PRESIDENT TRUMP LET THE EURO CUCKS FUCK US OVER? DOES TRUMP WANT TO KILL US ALL? YES OR NO.
Grayson Watson
OY VEY GOYIM, YES OR NO ANSWERS ONLY. STOP TELLING PEOPLE THE TRUTH AND PUSH OUR BULL SHIT AGENDA, GOD FUCKNIG DAMN IT YOU SHABBOZ GOY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Christian Hall
KEK, HE CUT HER OFF
Elijah Torres
Pittsburgh not Paris is a good line, but it should be worn out for its overuse, not kept and taken out only sometimes.
u mad
Eli Wright
Goddamn that was beautiful.
Tyler Cruz
gay lisping faggot
Leo Garcia
Her stare was classic into the void. The bitch got stopped at one question.
Caleb Phillips
I think Mr. Pruitt is going to bring the bantz
This fucking faggot journolist
Kayden Reed
This guy is such a faggot
Landon Evans
I like this guy.
Nicholas Kelly
Cunt be mad….so mad.
Luis Garcia
Pruitt is a good speaker. He's almost as good as the Finance Leprechaun.
Jackson Murphy
We need shops of Gundams but with Spicer, Mulvaney, and Pruitt.
Sebastian Perez
Haha, look at April in the back, she didn't get a question yet.
Carson Taylor
Why are so many faggots in Journolism
Jaxon Martin
This guys fucking awesome
Camden Hall
OY VEY GOY, YOU'RE GOING TO TO ANSWER ONE OF OUR FUCKNIG TRAP QUESTIONS YOU FUCKING GO- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
John Parker
He's calling them out so fucking hard.
Adrian Phillips
Jesus, this Pruitt guy is about to gas these kikes and he's only been here for one briefing.
Jordan Powell
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Henry Barnes
LOL…he is quoting the NYT. Classic BTFO!
Cooper Murphy
colleges lowered the standard for journo degrees. It's what happens when obedience to the narrative is led over integrity.
Wyatt Johnson
I want the money spent, but in a way that benefits me.
Logan Reed
BUT REEEEEEEE REEE, SIR, REEEE WE DON'T LIKE IT
Caleb Butler
Please call them out about how we used to claim the climate was getting colder.
Justin Lee
I just missed the past 15 min, what happened?
Jose Miller
MUH WARMING
Jaxon Gomez
Yea that's very true
Jaxon Price
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Joshua Murphy
You shouldn't a done that buddy boy.
Leo Reed
THANK YOU MR ADMINISTRATOR
Wyatt Reyes
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GOY, WHAT ABOUT MUH ALASKA AND USELESS FUCKNIG ICE?! IT'S MELTING AND IT'LL SLOWLY KILL US ALL NOW LET US GET YOU WITH A TRICK QUESTION, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nathaniel Richardson
GAS THE PRESS
Ryan Miller
I don't get it, user.
Zachary Cook
THANK MR ADMIN!
Caleb Ward
"head in the sand……." I would kicked the shit out that pussy.
Leo Brown
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Isaiah Ortiz
They have a conservative up there who wants to cut the budget and be the "better man." Kind of silly.
Owen Gomez
Pruitt MISSILES INCOMING!
Robert Moore
Haha, I want to see more of Trump's pick for these positions like Finance leprechaun and EPA climate Lord (anyone else have any better names for Pruitt).
Angel Cox
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Brayden Kelly
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Chase Bailey
JUST
Ian Wood
Post clip goy
Dominic Morgan
I'm not mp4anon.
Cooper Murphy
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Colton Butler
kek
Mason Clark
I think we need Slam man to shut these fuckers up
Daniel Gray
I just lost my shit at work. Holy fucking shit.
Nathaniel Smith
Fucking peasent
Josiah Gutierrez
They have nothing they just want to have the last comment at this point
Brandon Bennett
Kiss my ass I am heading to the airport. Last question was he ate at french restaurant last night to celebrate! HOLY FUCK THAT IS CLASSIC BANTS FROM EPA MAN!
Christian Mitchell
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Blake Diaz
Missing out user, it's comfy as hell.
Caleb Lee
WEW
Samuel Long
Nice psy-op
Camden Campbell
I'm content.
Caleb Scott
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Noah Jenkins
kek
Jason Ward
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Dylan Gray
aw shit travel ban question
Kayden Powell
Hmmm first questions are alright
Juan James
*Im ashamed of myself but Im good at it**
Dylan Turner
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Ryder Price
BASED BLACK GUY DUDES, IS HE /OURGUY?/ DUDE HE'S SO BASED WOW
Alexander Barnes
fug
Liam Gray
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Adrian Cox
There are no based niggers you fucking fuck
William Wood
muh global warming
Brody Martin
These questions are ridiculous.
James Thomas
OY VEY MUH CLIMATE!!!!!!!!
Anthony Anderson
MY GOD
Isaac Powell
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Ethan Diaz
user, are you fucking stupid?
Hunter Cooper
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Hudson Edwards
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Dominic Lee
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Isaiah Allen
See you when Clarke declares Antifa and BLM terrorist groups dumbass.
Brayden Baker
You fucking nigger, that was mocking aut-right bullshit and you know it.
Ryan Ross
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Carter Gonzalez
Make me.
Charles Collins
THANK YOU SEAN!
Hudson Lopez
He's a useful nigger, not a necessary nigger.
William Perez
Fuck Macron
William Howard
seans sounding like hes getting real sick of this shit
Matthew Fisher
No shit.
Jaxson Cooper
ironic shitposting is still shitposting you fucking jew, the same shit happened in cuckchan "wew're all just being ironic fellow goyim"
Evan Sullivan
i have him filtered. is that musclegookanon? why is he responding to everything and why are you all responding???
i tried watching kemono friends…i didn't get it
Adam Robinson
Heil.
Parker Gonzalez
"Respectable conservatives" are silly. Even a potato knows this, user.
Austin Perez
Its alright much like STALKER it's not for everyone
Bentley Ramirez
MUH PUTIN
James Adams
kek, blew off the crackpot McCain question about Russia.
Julian Sanchez
OH GOD MUH MAYORS WE HAVE MAYORS!
Dominic Richardson
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Xavier Ramirez
Mayors? Fucking keks, APE is going insane.
Sebastian Garcia
You just know he wants to say "Mayors don't matter lol who the fuck cares what they say"
Jack Foster
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Jayden Foster
The chimp was barely able to string together ten words and make a coherent sentence.
Liam Anderson
we wuz noosed
Jace Parker
Kek nooses were found at a nigger museum
Dylan Sanders
States rights = respectable conservatism or libertardianism
Xavier Price
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Dominic Fisher
muh tweets
Elijah Mitchell
States rights were a mistake
Dominic Gonzalez
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Luis Young
is what niggers call each other all the time
Daniel Rodriguez
LET ME ASK THE SAME QUESTION FOR THE 20TH TIME
Cooper Taylor
Where's the COVFEFE question?
Hunter Garcia
>autistic mumbling continues >muh nooses (checked) I wonder if the episodes when Sean brings friends is meant to ease the pressure off him. It clearly does.
James Allen
Yes, climate change is a fucking hoax you retarded yids.
Connor Gray
OH GOD HOW DARE TRUMP NOT CUCK ON THIS
Leo Richardson
"Hate" is the Politically Correct word for Heresy.
Ayden Cook
>Kushner and bankers mentioned in the same sentence Weeewww boy