Holla Forums - bears

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Nigger you best be joking.

I knew Sir Bearington would get far. His services to the kingdom were far and many.

user seaniggers are jellyfish

That he did, user.

Why don't the bears go to the fishy side of the stream ?

Because fuck you, they're bears.

Punished bear. A fallen legend.

Fellow bear-o

Sometimes you just want to hang out in a nice spot.

STANDING

What's up, my ursine brother?

The bears aren't even trying. Look at this shit.

you know how fast that current is and much drag their fur is in that water?

You underestimate the secrets of Bear Martial Arts.

I don't think you understand what I'm saying, user.
Allow me to iterate so you may be able to comprehend more fully.

Fuck.
You.
They are bears.

Armello is a nice board game/vidya with bears in it. Also nice to see bears getting the respect they deserve

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Been meaning to look into that, man.
And you know what gets me? The popularity of wolves.
Wolves are shit on their own. Hell, I bet even a pack can't handle a full grown grizzly.

I've never played Banjo Tooie. I need to get around to doing that.

Is that big cub bullying the other two? He wants all the salmon for himself, and he didnt catched it.

What a fag, we almost got some entertainment.

user, I know it must be tremendously difficult for you to wrap your mind around these intense concepts.
Once again, let me repeat my points.

Fuck
You
They
Are
Bears

What a race traitorous whore.

God dammit did she catch any fish or not? I'll never fucking know now you faggot.

Wolves are edgy tier big doggos. And in Armello they're not attuned to sorcery because they're retarded and can't into magic like plebs

Get used to collect a gorillion things. The Banjo games are cool but fuuuck, if you have the slightest hint of OCD you are going to obsesss over gathering everything.

Of course she did.
She's a bear.

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Let me guess, I bet they're the "muh honor/strength" faction, too.

Even the animal kingdom isn't safe from cultural enrichment.

Oh shit, a bear is moving to the part where there's some fish.

That's what you think bud.
We're just waiting for the opportunity to rise and dominate the world.

so instead of Bears being a metaphor for Russia, Russia is a metaphor for bears?

Yep

user, just who exactly do you think is running things in Russia?
You know Putin's right hand man, Medvedev?
Why don't you look up his name's meaning.

HAH.
Faggy wolves once again cement themselves as shitty.

requesting the >tfw no salmon pic

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Because bears were smart enough to not put up with man's shit.
Look at where the domesticated wolf is today. Primmed, proper, competing in beauty pageants.

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GOD DAMNIT BEARS THEY'RE RIGHT THERE, MOVE SLIGHTLY RIGHT

FUCK YOU, WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL US

And the standards of beauty we are imposing on dogs are making them outright freaks of nature. Most dogs have a lot of health-threatening deformities we breed in them just because "they look cute"

Of course, can't forget that.
Fucking dachshunds shouldn't exist. Poor things can't even scratch themselves.

Dogs as a species will follow man to the stars, bears will be lucky to have individual examples in zoos. For their loyalty dogs have been given eternity in return.

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Dogs are just humans' good goyim.
We're gonna take yo women, son.

At least we're free.

Yeah, free to die in pain from hunger or getting mauled by other bears. Death is true freedom because you're free even from breathing or eating, so why don't you kill yourself?

After you, fuckboy.

Then enjoy a life in worse condition than even the poorest nigger in Africa, I guess.

You know nothing of our secrets, user.

they just chill there and the food literally swims to their paws. And then during winter they sleep most of the time.

when does the battle royal start?

RIP AND TEAR

NOW

The fish will always swim around the bears. The bears are waiting for the dumb fishes.

I'M NUCLEBEAR

I'M WILD

So we can all agree that pandas are the worst bear right?

You talkin' shit bout bears nigger?

Agreed.
But they are some of the cutest bears, so I suppose it balances out.

They're just fat racoon dogs as far as I'm concerned.

The Revenant would have been a much better movie if he was mauled by a panda bear.

Hey hey hey, tanukis are bro-tier.

They put the coon in raccoon dog.

The fuck are you on about user.

That's not even a real bear fagola.

it's a cat bear

No shit, it's a fat raccoon dog. keep up

You're a bear cat, you prepubescent pussy.

Are there any raccoon dogs that show up in vidya?

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Rocky

Ah shit nigga!

Is that the only one?
Man, tanukis are criminally underrepresented in vidya.
Kitsunes a shit

Bears are feasting right now. I wish I was a bear, sitting in a river, letting food jump in to my mouth, scratching my big hairy ass on trees so other animals know to stay the fuck away.

Bears are better than any other animal.

Goats are their honourary deputies.

Don't forget the Claridryl

Hell yeah bears are the best.

silent watchers o' da mountainz an' shiet

Mario has a tanooki suit. He doesn't have massive testicles though. :(

WE'VE JUST HIT FOUR BEARS PEOPLE

FOUR BEARS

I REPEAT

WE ARE AT STAGE FOUR BEAR

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Tom Nook, and he's as Jewish as you'd expect a tanuki to be. Also I hear there's one in Touhou or some such nonsense…

Also Tom Nook in Animal Crossing is a tanuki, not a raccoon. Which explains why he builds your house and gets you in to debt. Because he's got massive jew balls. And IIRC one of the Touhou characters is a tanuki too.

Well that defeats the whole point, doesn't it?
It's time to get in the Bear Circle, user.
Join us.

Ah, right.
Never really did care for Animal Crossing.

THREE BEARS ON AN ISLAND DOWNSTREAM!!

Big Brown is moving back up stream, Honey Bear is heading down to the island with the other honeys.

This is the greatest live stream I have ever seen.

Holla Forums, please give me names of games where I can be bears. I must scratch my itch.

panda

Banjo-Kazooie is my favorite bear vidya

Why don't you faggots all mind your own fucking buisness and leave us alone.

Well, there's an actual bear simulator, but I'm not sure if it's shit or not.
Skyrim has werebear mods, but Skyrim is awful.
So I'm not sure, user.

OH WAIT, TEKKEN.
You can play as Kuma!

user pls.

Does anyone smell == DINNER ==

Fuck yes, Tekken is an excellent idea. I got it cheap on Wii U and never got around to playing it. Thanks user.

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bost more bears

sasuga bear-kun

No, user, thank you for keeping the Bear spirit alive.

You shouldn't be worried about whether we can into red text.
You should be worrying about whether we will into your flesh.

I wonder where that trophy in the Cabelas in town came from.

Oh wait

Come say that to my maw, not online.
See what happens.

Think that salmon will be okay?

This thread is video games

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Bears you say? hehehe

How many fish can this fucker catch?!

How long until he kills that thieving bird?

CIRCLE OF LIFE

Big Brown's not even hungry at this point, he's just collecting them for fun. Like pokesalmon.

Fuck the circle, he's bears and shit.

ITT: user thinks he knows more about catching salmon than a fucking bear.

bruh your food is just floating away

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Shouldn't it be dark over there? It's 10:00 PM in Alaska

Could be a month of light not dark.

nope

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Courtesy of Eagle River

Anyways its still pretty damn bright here.

Black bears are pussies long live the grizzly

OH SHIT BEAR CUBS

stay woke :^)
Hope you have some thick curtains user, that shit looks like it would drive you insane.

Dammit bear eat the ones you already caught before you go back for more you stupid bitch

It's hunting for sport now.

Has that comic progressed further yet? Last I read it was that they were stuck in a garage surrounded by bears, good comic btw and it has satisfying gore

This makes me laugh every time I see it

Ah, the mother and cubs left.

Come on, Holla Forums

Gorillas>Bears

FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDS

Das racist

Deer are fucking roadniggers. As someone who lives in British Columbia (not the city), fuck deer.

This is fucking cancer, get some fucking taste faggots. It its fun.

Some gameplay I found: youtube.com/watch?v=2Fj9b-yHwmU
Direct download to the game cause it is free: gamejolt.com/games/enviro-bear-2000/211

Aw shit that game is awesome.

HOW MANY FISH CAN THIS FUCKING BEAR EAT.

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So how do I get the animations and sprites out of this game? I want to make a meme out of it.

Also someone live stream this game because.

AWWWW FUCK I FORGOT TO MENTION MOUSE 2 IS A DEDICATED ROAR BUTTON, HOW MANY GAMES FUCKING HAVE THAT.

That shit is fucking good, this nigger knows whats up.

Don't you fucking dare

Don't shit in the well.

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Jesus christ.

Nigga I could eat meat for 2+ hours and I'm not even a bear

Gravitational pull detected.

Reminder. Bears are the niggers of the animal kingdom

Nah man, he's just a garbage collector. Must have been casual friday.

Your the nigger of the animal kingdom.

Wouldn't niggers be the niggers of the animal kingdom? You're not seriously implying they're human are you?

This thread is Beary good

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Yes, good goy, the bears are the real enemy.

Meet Adolfo Spurdolano, saviour of the polar bears.

How would I survive a bear encounter

Where are the bears? YOU PROMISED THERE WOULD BE BEARS

WE WUZ TREE CLIMBERS AND SHIET

Daily reminder bears are super gay and the Komodo Dragon is the ultimate animal.

Stay salty bearfags.

can't see shit, what time is it in bear?

Now Moose, they know how to fucking live. Even if they're herbivores no one wants to fuck with a moose

Fucking casual. Let's settle this.

poal.me/l1q8fo

this is quite comfy

BEAR DETECTED
BEAR DETECTED
BEAR DETECTED
BEAR DETECTED

BEARS? BEAR!

HE"S STILL THERE

This is fake as hell, because there's no English in DnD. It's called "Common".
Faggots.

doing nothing

HE IS FISHING

OH Shit nevermind.
fucker got one

HE GOT ONE

HE GOT ONE! WEW LADS

Bird vs Bear

The epic battle of nature begins

Fuck birds dude, im hating this asshole

Did he rob him?

*sins of the father plays in the background*

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oh shit, we're back

look at that motherfucker digging into that big ass fish

Anyone have that pic of Bear: The Game About Being A Bear

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shut up nerd

Interloper confirmed. Requesting LOL payload for aided thread-death.

lmao

Some one post the bear dancing with the text to speech program saying "hang ur self" to some funky music.
And some one post the video this gif is from I cant find it.

Make a mega for your bear memes or upload to the internet archive or whatever. We could all use more bear memes.

Reading comprehension/10

Damn, you fucking triggered fags, is "oc" a better word? I used "meme" partially "ironically" partially for lack of a better word. I lost my motivation to make a thing for you retards now, so fucking thank your selves. I was either going to make a smug facebook frog esque bear with a bunch of fish and berries or pic related bear with rival gang bears this image took way too fucking long to make and was just made to show that I was not going to waste my time since I was memed on by you fucks and you guys didn't want my quality content, you fags don't deserve my skill (^: but I spoiled you anyway.

This post is funny to me, I was working on pic related before your post was even made.

bears are back btw

in a game of pretend, the Common tongue can be called anything you want.

And beside the point, you can argue all DnD stories are fake to begin with. There is hardly a difference between making up a story by yourself and making up a story with your friends.

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Video games

video games are my favorite video games

BIIIIRRRRRRRRDS
Fuck you.

Is it me or does that text to speech software sound like Weiss?

Two bears right now, four asshole birds.

One bear super fat eating all the fish, poor scruffy sad looking bear so far has nothing.

Needs bear-Bernie Sanders.

I love you both. Thanks.

What do you call a bear furry who is into scat?

A Pooh bear

If we had that thread today faggots would claim that it's not vidya and shitpost it to death

But it isn't vidya and it deserves to be shitposted to death

Those birds are a hell of a lot more chill than I would be at that distance from a bear.

yeah, im 28 and im done wasting time with video games and other useless culture bullsht

cherio fags

Vaguely off topic threads are always the best threads on imageboards.

Fuck you user

I prefer bunnies.

If you could just fly away you would be chill too