ITT: we make fun of alt-righters

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The screenshot thread dissapeared?
Ok,

That's the most autistic chart I've ever seen.

I mean, incest is a nice fetish but it should never actually be done and certainly isn't better than breeding with a different race

I don't see any Shlomo there, post the photoshopped version.


was this serious or just someone trolling?

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No, Holla Forums. Ben Garrison is not alt right. Stefan Molyneux is not alt right. They are both libertarians who are against a white ethnostate. I wouldn't "argue" with people who call you a racist, you just identify them as your enemy.

Can't you people get to reading those fucking books instead of reposting the same shit over in over again? It's getting tiresome

They are though. If you support Trump that means you agree with his ideals which they both do. This means you are Alt-Right. No I don't care that one of Trumps campaigners calls himself a leninist. It's simply not true

Trump isn't alt right, his beliefs are that of a generic Republican. The base for being alt right is white nationalism, being against illegal immigration is not WN

come on everyone has that one cousin they know they'd fuck if they got the chance

Not everyone is English.

Hell, I've got two.

why do stormfags always want islam to be a white religion?

it's like they're tsun tsun for mohammad, don't want to admit they love every tenant of the kike hating religion because of the disgust for its brownness

I got it on an actual thread on Holla Forums. So i guess it's trolling.
That's what i'm telling myself at least


I saw the thread when Garisson posted on Holla Forums. He may be a lolbert, but he finally understood that milking the alt right cow is better than feeding the troll. So i guess the drawings can represent some alt rights views quite accurately.

what else is he gonna do? sue halfchan? lol

you don't get to bitch when you're turned into a meme, just be glad you're getting attention. People knew more about Mr. Garrison from South Park than Ben Garrison before he became a meme.

But it is.

No, that would be being against all immigration of any kind.

Stefan "Personal flaws are not an argument but I'd never buy a diet book from a fat person" Molyneux

Trump plasters pictures of "legal" immigrants and blacks all over his campaign. Illegal immigration is a red herring, legal immigration is the problem.

wait how is that not correct

Because the first proposition contradict the second?

Saying someone's hair looks dumb is irrelevant. Distrusting an obese person attempting to tell you how to diet isn't a criticism of his appearance, but an acknowledgement that he doesn't know how to fucking diet.

He may know how to diet but just doesn't give a fuck. Stefan's whole bit is "HURR NOT AN ARGUMENT" concerning personality shortcomings but a while ago he said he wouldn't buy a diet book from a fat person. The fact that the fat guy is personally flawed doesn't mean his book will automatically be shit.

TL;dr stefan is a hypocritical piece of shit and I had to explain a joke on Holla Forums

No, you're just a moron. The statistical probability that he can't into dieting is significantly higher than him just being a slob for fun. It's not a sure thing, but you'd be assuming the lesser likelyhood over the greater out of pure ideology. There's no reason to pick the landwhale over someone who's demonstrably capable.

this is what leftists actually believe, which is why they call everything they don't like fascist

Or you can analyze the content of the diet book rather than the person who wrote it.

If you're buying a book on dieting, I'm assuming that you don't have the know-how to analyze whether it's accurate or not.

this is some next level autism

Illegal is not a race. There are plenty of white illegals from Eastern Europe who are trying to sneak into USA and they are turned down in the same way a Mexican illegal is turned down from entering the country if they don't try to do it legally.

Yeah, but we all know that illegal immigration is a conservative dogwhistle for illegal Hispanic immigration, in much the same way that "gun reform" is a dogwhistle for restricting gun ownership for rural/conservative whites

We know better than anyone that the meaning of words is important. Do i have to remind you that most people believe socialism is big government?

Aren't Western European countries a lot richer? Why do they go all the way to America?

I knew we had people sneaking in from Canada, but didn't know we had them from that far afield.

Why do people think this is a bad thing? Have you ever talked to a rural white? They like aren't even people. They have no empathy for others.

For example: You live next to a rural white who keeps shooting guns and having redneck bonfires in the areas where your kids play and go to school. You go up to one and politely ask them to tone down their activities and suggest they find another place to do them where your children.

Chances are, they'll point their gun at you, call you a commie (you could be a known neocon in your area and they'll still call you this) and tell you to get of their property than later intimidate you with their gang of feral rednecks for not being reactionary enough.

These people often talk about how they want to kill (and sometimes rape) anyone who doesn't fit their redneck ideology. They're often psychopaths, pedophiles, rapists, etc.

Also look at the statistics of MASS shootings. They're mostly done by reactionary southern white males.

I don't support gun ownership for anyone, not even cops. If i did, however I'd want guns only to be in the hands of people who had extensive knowledge and training (and no your gun club 6 hour test is not training) I'm talking like a year long class.


Southern rural whites cannot be trusted with guns

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Got your screencap, Holla Forums?

Somebody got triggered.

mein gott

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hypocrite != wrong

No shit a fat guy won't write a diet book. You are still proving his point: you are attacking someone personally instead of proving him wrong. Probability is literally 100% meaningless in this context and you know it.

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i want to die

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Is this alt-right enough or just regular right?

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Not by GDP PPP, the UK is poorer than every state except Alabama.

like it or not Holla Forums lolbertarians/conservatives have become the face of the alt right

No, they are attempted hijackers. They will fail, we are soc dems.

That's what we said about liberals…

Allow me to do it one better then.

NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT SUPER METROID WAS THE BEST METROID GAME, BUT WHAT GAVE IT THAT RETRO FEEL?

THE MEMES ARE REAL

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SNDIGE!

6/10

That looks more like hov than obama.

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Ah, to go back to these days of the 2008 election, so youthful and full of life…

Trumpenprole obsessed with BBC, who'da thunk it?

Explains trump's popularity

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