Jurassic World Fallen Shitdom Official Trailer

Why did they butcher the Jurassic Park main theme for the trailer?
Also why is there a half-nigger in this movie?

Pottery

What the fuck is this shit?

Wow, I knew this was going to be fucking epic. Longest 6 months ever though wtf?!

Something glumpfkins can't enjoy. Kino.

Ur mum a kino after a 10 nigger gangbang.

I don't get this. The trailer makes it seem like 3 different movies mashed together.

It's a Jurassic Park nostalgia fest but with the tone of a disaster movie/race against time style plot…?

Why is Pratt trying to outrun a pyroclastic cloud? Did the screenwriter fail 5th grade geology?
And why does the movie cram a T-Rex homage scene right in the middle of the eruption when all the dinosaurs are fleeing?

I know this is overused but what the fuck am I even watching?

So he posts mainly on facebook now? I remember he used to post on his tumblr.

I'm just wondering why they're playing up his relationship with Blue. It never felt that powerful in the previous movie so why bring it back?

>FUCKING VOLCANOES AND DINOSAURS LMAO
Holy shit what a nightmare of a concept. And what are even the consequences? They're running around in volcanic ash clouds, falling off cliffs, fucking shaking hands with raptors. As terrible as the JP sequels are, the scenes where they interact with the raptors and the eggs were very tense. There was real danger there and you felt that. But in this Chris Prat is a superhero who is best friends with these monsters so who even gives a shit? Also I assume they can just make more fucking dinosaurs, that tech can't possibly be gone, so why bother rescuing huge multi-ton animals from a natural disaster? Would've been better if they just rehashed the concept of trying to stop poachers and shit.

It's funny if they're shooting near the Ko'olau mountains since at best they're dormant or extinct.

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THey should have done the human-dino hybrids like they were originally going to do for 4

you have no appreciation for kinography.

This is the dumbest premise ever. These dumbasses could've just cloned them again if they loved muh dinosaurs so much.

I CLAPPED. I CLAPPED BECAUSE I REMEMBER ALAN GRANT

Isn't this just the same premise of Jurassic Park 2 and 3?

The Lost World: Redux

the gay raptor community

Fun fact: I didn't even watch the original jurassic park because dinosaurs are lame as fuck.

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They should just make a movie where the dinosaurs break containment. Dinosaurs become the new invasive species and raptors are everywhere are raping everyone. Scenes of carnage at recognizable city sites like Times Square or the Eiffel tower to show civilization under siege. Meanwhile, protesters are stopping governments from culling the dinosaurs and to embrace the new ecosystem because it's current year.

I don't know why I expected anything else.
Do we even try to save natural animals from volcano eruptions? Someone pointed out already that they can make more paradinosaur abominations with superscience.

So what sort of creatures do you prefer for the role of movie monsters, if any?

Why the fuck would you talk to a hothead?

Where did we see this again?

I don't consider dinosaurs monsters. They are prehistoric animals.

As for movies I believe in homo homini lupus. Human like machines, androids, robots, cyborgs etc. can be good adversaries too. A human "monster" is scarier than any CGI or rubber monster imho.

Actually, I hate every movie of this franchise. The (first) book is far superior.

If (((they))) had adapted it properly there wouldn't be the need for any sequel. Now, THAT would have been pure kinematographie.

T-Rex needs to be the ultimate badass, even when he is fighting stronger dinosaurs, otherwise fans would be upset. It's just like Darth Vader in Star Wars.

Stop talking about adapting books well. Can you stop. Please stop. Books are never adapted well because reading is a different medium entirely than film. Please cease

This look like complete shit!!

Yep it's impressive how much shit can be analized from this shitfest

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You say this looks like crap to normies on youtube they say, How?

is current data on feathered dinosaurs certain about the featherless head & weird fan design on the end of the tail?

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Are you still scared of dinosaurs?

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I'm just asking a question, I'm not criticizing feathered dinosaurs.

Patryarchy Comics? He had a nice following on Twitter but then it got nuked and his Tumblr posts were barely shared. I think he went to FB because more people shared and liked his stuff

It won't look like a chicken when it's disemboweling you

That makes sense.

Then a pack of raptors bite their head off out of nowhere.

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I like how the trailer confuses the shit out of you retards.

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It should be renamed Dinosaurs vs Volcano™ and it should star Dean Cain. It should be the sequel to Airplane vs Volcano.

So I'm guessing you didn't see the last film.

It's funny because you don't think they'd kill a cutie babysitter

Men to women death ratio: 1394:1
wow impressive
such equality

This is accurate.
It's not funny, but it sure is fucking accurate.

I fapped to that scene so hard

What's even the point of this fetish?

yea I know. But it'll still sound like one XD bok bwoook

It's true though. Feathered dinosaurs are gay and the people who post them are mostly autists who can't except that their raptor-furry OCs are less cool than spielbergs lizard-xenomorhps. And let's be honest, only 2 or three species even had feathers; dinosaurs were members of the lizard family like snakes and pterodactyles

Helplessness, confinement, and slow death.

It's infantilism and a wish to return to the womb.

It would be funny if she passed through its digestive system and survived, and then shows up in the Fallen Kingdom only to be killed by a pack of raptors.

They should make World of Jurassic Park where a new zombie virus turns people into dinosaurs, and strong womyn need to fight off white men as they learn to survive the harsh new world.

No, paleonthologists have a wide range of theories about dinosaurs looks. Ask some and they were like crocodiles, ask another and it's giant chicken.

That's unbirthing, though.

What the fuck was that dinosaur? An Allosaurus with Devil-horns? WTF?

Eat shit you fuckblock, you cloned these things, they were never here before us.

post more jurassic park vore please

That's all I have. To me it's only really hot with a hot girl being eaten or eating something. Male on male vote is kinda gay tbqh fam

Jurassic Park was creative once. Just mindless disaster porn now.
What are they up to VII now?
Reminds me of Star Wars.
Normies will spend two hours and forget about it.
And what's with just the three notes?
Can't afford the full Williams Score?

Is he gonna get to fugg the dino?

No, that's unbirth.

I totally agree.

I watched all of Merlin for Katie McGrath. IMDB says she was in King Arthur and is appearing on Supergirl. I don't know if I'll be able to force myself to watch anymore of this shit for her.

He's not gonna fugg the dino waifu, is he?

Isn't that line also from the recent King Kong movie?

She's already been in Supergirl since season 2. She's one of the better actors on that show.

It's a Carnotaurus, the only reason I know is because of Disney's Dinosaur movie in 2000

Too bad we never get to see her become a dino turd.

My kind of woman.

Number 5. It's ridiculous because each one is worse than the last and this one looks worse than jurassic world if that was even possible, just like the last jedi looks to be worse than the force awakens

JP>>>>>TLW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JPIII>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JWFK

Hell a friend and I thought up a better sequel when we were kids. After Jurassic Park 3 the dinos escape and end up conquering parts of the world. The dinosaurs would mutate and evolve further to monstrosities and mankind would have to fight them. That and the dinosaurs bring a certain disease with them.

NO THEY'RE NOT YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
LIZARDS EXISTED AT THE SAME TIME AS DINOSAURS.
SHARKS AND CROCODILES EXISTED AT THAT TIME, BUT THEY ARE FUCKING NOT DINOSAURS.

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you were a Hollywood producer you'd swim in money and Lolis. Too bad you're not a kike and your glorious ideas will never come to fruition. But feel free to share them with us.