Nintendo mobile shit predictions

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Either Metroid or Animal Crossing

Animal Crossing mobile game based on New Leaf: become mayor of a town, click on plot of land, que up a trash can to be built in 10 hours or pay for some bells to speed up, keep doing this shit till you unlock an extra village or kill yourself.

That doesn't sound comfy. That doesn't sound comfy at all.

Now you can be in real debt with him, but you don't have to pay him now, yes?.

Mobile games aren't made to be comfy user. They're made to be soul crushing.

just post the bonbon gif

It was bound to happen at this point with Nintendo. Now all of the console manufacturers basically died this gen.

It's not ending there

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It could be much worse. I misread OP's title as "Nintendo MOBA shit predictions".

Imagine Nintendo pushing a handheld ASSFAGGOTS machine to the masses.

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This will probably be the end of Nintendo consoles.
Nintendo will start making video games for smartphones. But they will just be "social" games everybody can pick up and play. This means that the gameplay will be severely watered down.
I can see them releasing Pikmin 4 for mobile, where you play like Final Fantasy All the Bravest, flicking the screen as quickly as possible to make pikmin attack. There's no movement, only a grid. Or tower defense. Shit like that.
People will complain about it. At this point Nintendo decides to release their mobile games on PC. They will look like crappy flash games.

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How about a Splatoon MOBA instead? Or a Fiaa Emburem MOBA?

I really hope we are not giving them any ideas.

Why settle for less cancer?

Just play Splatzones on Port Mackrel

Remember that huge rumor going around a bit before the WiiU's release about Nintendo wanting to make a free-to-play MOBA with their characters?

Consoles are dead anyway tbh

Please no… Wasn't amiibo festival bad enough?

No, but a quick search of "nintendo moba" reminded me that Amiibos exist.

They really do have the perfect setup for something truly evil.

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I know, that's why it depresses me. Animal Crossing is my go-to comfy game, so the thought of that turning into a pay-to-win pile of garbage actually seriously sickens me, and would honestly be the last goddamn straw for me with Nintendo.

I hate a lot of their decisions as of late, but Animal Crossing has always been my one refuge from the rest of the shit that goes on in vidya. Taking that away from me and polluting it in the name of the almighty dollar would cross a line that I never thought I'd ever have to draw.

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Now all your normalfag acquaintances and Chad down the block will talk about their AC waifus and how they fish at work!

Didn't they say they were going to do Fire Emblem too?

Except for Isabelle of course, she's been taken by Bill.

Maybe they'll release how shitty of a move it was when their fans who aren't normalfags completely abandon them altogether.
Fuck Nintendo, they've overstayed their welcome as in the game industry.

realize*
Fuck.

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Someone should make a Kimishima Schlomo Happy Merchant pic.

The NX "console" will be a glorified mobile game playing handheld. Mark my words.

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>Wow Mayor, you sure are buying a lot of Animal Coins! Would you perhaps consider donating part of your purchase to Doctors Without Borders? It's for a good cause!
>Donate $5 to Doctors Without Borders? (-120 Animal Coins)

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I imagine if that were the case they'd just shrug their collective shoulders and say "Well, guess we have a new core fanbase now, more mobile games it is!".

Pick one.

I want to cum inside isabelle

She's Bill's and Bills only.

When consoles die prebuilts will be the new hotness for normalfags.

As a huge AC series fan, I'm fucking terrified. Please let the next AC be on NX or even N3DS. Don't you fucking do this to me, Nintendo. Do not turn AC into a shitty microtransaction filled phone game.

At least its not Pachinko.

I just came here for porn.

The warning signs of the dark times are all here and I can't be bothered anymore.

Ha ha PC is already a walled garden.

Um no. Normalfags are more likely to spend money on shit.

I've been gaming since 98 and have standards.

nice
i want to pet her

I envy your optimism, misplaced as it may be, but not your naivete.

Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive far, far away, amongst the stars.

Of course, chance are that if these far-flung brothers do exist, we'll never meet them due to the sheer distance, or dying off before getting the capability to travel interstellar space. And even if we could meet them, who's to say they would be friendly and not just relativistically-bomb us into oblivion as self-defense, or even be comprehensible to us after anywhere form centuries to millennia of advancement in space while we bumbled around doing jack-shit?

Besides, assuming they even knew of us to begin with and still retain this knowledge to this day, rather than never knowing we exist or forgetting it for more important matters, we're likely nothing more than an afterthought to them. The gulf of difference in advancement between us and them is most likely akin to people pondering the biological similarities between chimps and humans, before going off to casually use vastly-more-complicated tools and machinery than chimps could even begin to comprehend, much less make themselves.

Either way, we're stuck alone in a sea of raw sewage with no aid, and there's no ladder out of it to be seen in any direction.

Nintendo, please just give me a mobile Pokemon Amie.
It doesn't even need content.

God no

pls no more, i already have 7 windows with porn, each full of tabs, everytime i open a thread its full of porn and it adds up

Miitomo lost my interest immediately after about answering 6 questions and realized there's essentially nothing else to do.

I'm glad Iwata is dead because he doesn't have to see this happen.

Bill is a NoA cuck
I can still cum inside her

jej

pink villager gives me quite the fast erection

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So? Most of their games can already be emulated on a shitty prebuilt.