Neptunia thread

Maybe if it was some kind of masterfully done self insert. I'll pass on king Neptune though.

I'd rather have a well done self insert in the upcoming 4GO game.

NO NEPPING BELOW THIS LINE

Well, if you insist, I suppose I'll co-whoops I dropped a few things

Do you feel in charge?

This is certainly the most preferable thing right now. I really want more info.

Damn user, don't worry, we can clean this up toge-oh shit I dropped my neps

I felt Purple Heart's kiss during my dream, lasted pretty good

The contract has been signed!

Tell us more. Or better, write about it.

But my writing isn't is so hot….

I'll just say it happened right after the dastardly though of leaving her behind crossed me even though I realized that doing so would not only be risky of me because anyone not a CPU or her or Compa or IF would have their fate up in the air for future games but also because it would be dickish of me

Interesting bit I'll also say is that the Shrek 2 cover of "I need a hero" kept playing

this expands my lewd folder

I feel uninitiated now. Is this the new system of being chosen by a nep?

I've dreamt of a nep once, but there was no physical contact or clear interaction so I don't think it counts as creating a pact.

I've got a confession to make.

Some time ago, it'll be a whole year in 3 months, I posted on these threads about how I knew how to sew and I would try my hand at making nep plushies for the people here if you all thought they were good enough to pay for. I made a bunch of promises but in the end I did nothing at all.

I didn't check for patterns, for fabrics, reference materials or anything at all, worse of all, I shamelessly kept browsing and posting here despite having broken my promise and even saw other anons wondering what has happened with me a few times too.

I discussed what I wanted to do with various people I know to see what they thought of my idea and practically all of them dismissed it as a silly idea with no future and no certainty where I would just end up wasting my money for nothing. On top of that I live in a less than stellar country [spoiler]maybe some of you guys remember me going about it some threads ago when some anons asked me if things were as bad as the media portrayed them to be here/spoiler] and my general situation not just because of that but also my mental state in general I kept putting it off and off and off I'll do it tomorrow thinking about it from time to time "surely next time I'll do it" but ultimately doing nothing at all until the realization that nearly a whole year has passed hit me and I'm still on the same state I was last year with my life not progressing or moving one single bit.

I want to move on and be able to progress and this is one of the things I'd like to do so I can start doing something with my life. Over the next week I'll go check around regarding the fabrics and start doing all what's needed for the other stuff like patterns and reference materials for designing the plushies and all that stuff.

Sorry for my rant that's pretty much unrelated to the main topic, it being the plushies, and sorry for taking to long and for disappointing anyone who was looking forward to this small project so long ago.

Also, if you are curious, I saved the thread I asked for opinions regarding the plushies so I could have it as reference. Enjoy traveling to a /nep/ from months ago.

archive.is/b0fXL

Kill me.

I was wondering what happened to that user. I guess the only thing that can be done now is to notbully you and to forgive you.

I wouldn't really say its the new system, just more a final confirmation that whoever lays contact on you means the contract has been signed!

And you know what? I'm fine with Neptune. I despise Blanc, Noire wouldn't want me, I feel Vert deep down is a troublemaker, and Nepgear…well, despite her being cutesy, I just can't bring myself to her.

If that's the case, then YandereGear will lock me up for that Dream I had a week ago. There was physical contact, but it's not what you expect.

I remember that thread. Looking at it today, it seems like so little has changed in the last eight months or so.

Good luck on making those plushies. The ones that IFI have made recently barely look human so I look forward to seeing what you put together.

I hope I experience this feeling one day. I wonder if I need to charge up more shares/meme magic to make it happen.

Are your stories actually based on personal encounters with that demon?

One thing I'll say is to never stay up late and don't break your sleep schedule.

And also think about them while you're awake and asleep

Could have told us you didn't feel like doing them or something like that, pretty sure I speak for everyone here, no harm done, at very least you didn't just die and disappear for good

No, but I could write it up if you want me to. It's just that character will be a little off.

I'm interested, but it sounds incredibly hard to pull of a decent one. Good luck.

Sure, there's something uniquely interesting about strange dreams and trying to fathom why the subconscious mind would create these bizarre scenarios out of thin air.

Ah, holy shit! I thought you had disappeared for good. One of the anons who had responded to you back then here, I completely understand your situation. I hope you can indeed get it going this time, good luck! I'm sure you can get yourself to do great if you put your mind to it.

I'm still in love with the idea of being able to actually buy more Nep plushes, so if you ever do get to where you can sell them, you have at least one guaranteed customer.

Confession read and understood. It isn't always easy to begin such a huge project, especially when there's money and time to invest, so I understand your move.

Don't put pressure on you if you can't accept it. Do things at your rhythm, your own way, towards your objective.

I can safely say you got physically contacted and I hope you at least enjoyed it

I want to be a loving father to Rom and Ram in a non-sexual way

You're a good man user.

I want to make Blanc smile like that every day

It's not like I didn't want to make them, in fact, I'd love to, otherwise I wouldn't have proposed in first place. What more can someone who's willing to produce someone than to have people wanting what it's being produced and are looking forward to it?

What happens is that between real life issues, my negative outlook of everything and probably depression, self-defeatist attitude and last but not least the endless procrastination cycle trap of I'll do it tomorrow because X happened today, I'm a good mood today so I'll start doing stuff in 3 days because in 3 days a new month begins and that's a perfect moment to start doing things but never do anything in the end. And the cycle repeats endlessly.

Saying that I wouldn't do anything after saying I would feels like it would be worse to you all than if I had disappeared forever. At least that way the disappointment wouldn't be definitive.

I'm no expert so I'll be going for something simple and without too much detail. Pururut's ones are the ones I'll use as a guide but I'll make modifications as I see fit.

Thank you for understanding anons. I'll do my best to fulfill your expectations this time.

Yeah, "I'll do it tomorrow" NEVER works. You have to slap yourself, sit down, and get to work. Nothing will ever start because you randomly felt like it, you have to get yourself in the mood. Once the actual accomplishment starts rolling in, the rewarding feeling you get will have made it all worth it. Trust me here, that's how shit gets done.

Damn dude, that's some deviantart tier shit. The only one that's remotely fappable is the last one.

Then you sure as fuck don't want her to be with you

Oh shit, plushie user. We thought you'd fucking died or something.

Also I've noticed that someone's been regularly archiving these threads going back months on archive.is now that you bring it up

They can't be doing it for the pictures because the archive only contains thumbnails by itself. I wonder if IFI are datamining us for ideas.

I want to manipulate Uzume into sucking my slightly unwashed dick until it erupts into her mouth and watch her eyes widen in horror as her mouth is filled with my sperm and it overflows to the point it leaks down her mouth

If IFI is reading this then they should know that they need to give me a job.****

>misleading her
>lying to her
>taking advantage of her
>abusing her
You're worse than Arfoire.

If they are then I ask for Vert to have a sister and for decent translations for all future titles until the heat death of the universe.

There is nothing wrong with manipulating a sweet angel like her with a well fabricated lie. Being able to "pull" it off by telling her it'll make her more cool makes it even better.

Do I have a death wish? Of course I do. But I only do it because I want to see how she'll react after being forced to swallow my "icky bitter seed" and will take any punishment she throws at me.

IFI doesn't care about these threads, the new Nep game editor does read Nepgen over on halfchan though.

If they are, I want them to bring to life Vert's sisters.

Permanently damaging neps is a line we should never cross, especially if it's just for brief sexual gratification.

This is the usual point of Worse than Hitler-kun. Looks like it's just more or less elaborated shitposting.

Uzume never had a chance to get married to begin with, user.

I just want to see Uzume feeling utterly helpless with nearly no chance of recovery. If it means having my life destroyed in the process and having a kind user helping her to recover, then I would gladly do it.

Suffering isn't shitposting, user.

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So I take it you're into despair or somethin?

Not despair, just want someone to feel emptiness like I do.

Hi, Hitler-kun

You can't bring emptiness to people who found the part that makes them whole. All you can do is to find what brought emptiness to you and to fill the void, either by yourself or with the help of others.

i bet youre the kind of guy who would spread aids around by leaving dirty needle traps everywhere

Rude

Only someone with a blackened heart and a rotted brain would do something as horrible as that.

If I can't get as I please, then I'll simply tell her santa isn't real and tell her that I told Neptune and co that she wets the bed

There is actually an organized community whose goal is to spread AIDS, HIV and other kind of sexual diseases to whoever they can any way they can. It's their life goal, their reason to be.

It's very fucked up. Thank god I don't remember the name of their forums because it's just disgusting.

Were you mindbroken by a trap or something? Damn nigga

It used to be a thing at gas stations years ago, people would put HIV needles in the gas pumps, when you went to pump gas you would get pricked by it and now you had HIV.

The fuck!? Stuff like this is why I hate leaving my house.

That's a fucking dick move.

Never be like those people, be kind instead like the Neps. But not to those who don't deserve it, like worse than Hitler-kun

Nah. I just suffer from the thing we call "depression". But I won't blog about it as it contributes nothing.

That's sickening and disturbing.

Talking about problems is the first step to resolving them.

I think admitting you have a problem is the first step. Talking about it is probably the second step though.

It's still a step nonetheless

I think though that even though I wrote that stuff, I couldn't do it to Uzume deep down.

If anything I want to spoil her so she'll leak her OH side.

You can't just leave a bombshell like PH or Vert hanging!

In truth, her OH side is her real personality.
So you really would be helping her act more natural.

See a need fill a need user, get writing

We have a Purple Heart story? I was pretty sure I read everything we had in the pastebin.

Anyway, you could always write a story yourself.

Good, why would you ever want to shove your bad feelings upon others who don't deserve them? Uzume's OH side is so innocent and cute.

OH is cute but I'd rather have Uzume spilling orange juice everywhere, I just prefer her human form

Oh I just adore her CPU form, but normal Uzume is cute too.

I really need to expand my Uzume folder now that I've seen her in V-II.

Never wrote a story before.

'Sides, i only played one Nep game, and that was the first HDN years ago.

You then know what to do.

I never wrote a complete story either, but still was able to do Persona non Grata and Amnesiac user-kun.
Also, you should really play Mk2 and V-II now. Then if you want, go back and play V and RB1.

Ok, play the new games then write a story
On another matter this thread's become a little melancholy, let's fix that

Just try to write something cheerful. Every time I've tried to write anything nep-related it always turned into depressing misery porn where really bad things ended up happening to the neps.

I forgot that i bought Mk2 on PSN before Rebirth 2 was announced.

How forgetful of me, should redownload it and get crackin'.

Refresh my memory, have monsters in Gamindustri ever fought alongside humans?

Think it's better to learn the characters more first.

Last thing i want to do is an embarrassing mess.

As of the newest game, yes (in story cutscenes only). Though I don't remember in the older games.

Hell yes, have fun.

Nope, though in V-II There are monsters that are benevolent and help Uzume, and of course there's Umio

Is her spilling orange juice the equivalent of her dropping spaghetti?

But Mk2 has a bad translation right? Won't that give him the wrong idea about characters, such as doerr Neptune?

Neptune's only a minor character in Mk2, and I enjoyed Mk2 overall more than RB2.
There's just something charming about the 3D models and the game felt more compelling than RB2 overall since I feel like it had a slower pace (or rather, RB2 felt super faster).

yes

Oh nice.

I wonder however, can a human can talk to monsters and convince them to join his side and summon them via a wrist mounted computer?

Like Shin Megami Tensei?

Why? because I just wanted her to feel helpless and see her OH personality leak out.

Alas I'm too much of a chicken to do such a thing.So instead I'll spoil / light bully until her OH side stays out for good.

Feed her crepes and say how cute she is

Nope. Nothing like that in the game. Doesn't mean it won't show up in the future or a spinoff though.

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>But the Neps that get crossovered with are the PP Neps and it's #FE all over again

Oi you don't have to do my job for me , either way progress on the Noire story is going great and we're going to be doing Factorio as soon as possible.

Also, I've been getting to know people in the group now that I have spare time more consistently, its a slow process but I will get to you.

Not sure if it's reassuring or downright scary. I nearly expect to see myself running away from you, a huge syringe planted on my ass without my consent.

Remember, the C in Vitamin C stands for

CUTE

I'd prefer more Persona style stuff myself. Specifically social links. After that, then yeah, Shin Megami Tensei battles could work.

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I could never, I'm terribly afraid of needles let alone doing such to another person.
It's slow at work so have a friendly reminder to all to join our steam group 8ch.net/nep/res/3211.html#top

I think normal Uzume is much more cute, maybe dump normal Uzume?

Oh, good. I assumed I was the only one who thought that.

undertow.club/threads/hyperdimension-neptunia-u-action-unleashed.8609/page-3
Holy shit, didn't the folks at Steam say that this was impossible?!

I haven't played past rb2 yet so all I know of Uzume is her cuteness thing, Nowa is still my favorite non transformed CPU but Purple Heart is the only transformed CPU in my opinion

Those are super lewd. Wonder if people are going to start using those models for some more… procreative purposes. Of the sourcefilmaker variety.

Ah. Well I highly recommend playing V-II sometime. She's my favorite fully-fledged CPU.
Nepgear being my favorite character overall.
Uzume is just a bro. Or sis. What's the female version of a bro, anyway?

Is it worth getting the deluxe version or is it just chesty weapon DLC? I've been meaning to get it but been putting it off since it could be another 60$ quicker towards a new PC

Cheaty* mobile key board is trash

I think the deluxe edition comes with a digital artbook and the OST, but I got the LE of the ps4 version so I didn't get that.
I did get the DLC set with the game though. Most of the DLC is cheaty, but there are 5 optional characters, 3 of which have story cutscenes, 2 of which are just there for comedic value, but they do end up having bonus voices once you beat the game.
I thought chesty was a funny typo.

Chesty is too lewd of a typo with a girl as well endowed as Compa or Orange Heart involved thanks for the info, I'll pick up the standard version from my phone while it's on sale

Sounds good. I do recommend at least the optional characters DLCs though. Million Arthur, God Eater, and Nitroplus are the ones that actually have story cutscenes.

I think that was the first time in a long time this series had me in tears. I hope that's what she actually said.

Considering Arfoire is the English name for that character, I'm going to guess no.
That said, she probably said something similar in Japanese, just using the Japanese name.

I meant along those lines, yeah.

I just beat Re;Birth 1, but I fucked up on the points and didn't have enough for any of the candidates. Is NG+ worth bothering with to collect them or should I just play 2? Does anything carry over?

I already got best ending for 1 if that means anything.

Just play 2.

YOU LOOKS SO CUTE UZUME
CUUUUUTE

Good Goyim.

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Good goy, forget about breeding with a white woman and making white children, it's better to watch the chinese jew and let white civilization die.

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Civilization, and the world, can go fuck itself.

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Neps>real girls
in most cases at least

If anything, this series gave me the encouragement to finally get into a serious relationship that I'd been holding back on. It also helped me feel okay with the idea of having kids when I used to be reluctant about that too.

I know you're just trying to derail the thread by falseflagging as Holla Forums, but your points just don't stick, at least not to me.

Sounds like you have an interesting tale. What pushed you over the edge to accept those things?

Interesting tale, care to tell us more about it, if it isn't too private for you to tell ?

After almost 10 months of of being gone I'm finally back and am able to post again.

Y'all probably don't remember me, I didn't post that much to be memorable but I still missed you guys

Welcome back.

I don't think I remember you, but it may be because I don't know why you were gone.

It's not that much of a special tale. I'd been in a relationship for quite a while and my girlfriend really wanted to get serious. I didn't get it at the time, I didn't understand the appeal of a serious committed relationship or marriage and I didn't even like the idea of having children.

Now, back then I had been playing through the Neptunia games on the PS3. I saw people talking about it by chance back on halfchan and since it looked colorful and fun like old video games used to I decided to give it a go. My girlfriend had gone halfway across the country so I didn't much else to do over the summer.

Usually I'd drop games if I couldn't stand the combat engine, but something about the girls in the original HDN made forcing myself through that feel worthwhile. Something about the characterization was so different from what I was used to in western games and TV, and in real life.

I'm probably not going to describe this very well, but I'll give a shot. I think my view of women and relationships was sort of programmed from childhood to be utterly cynical. I didn't really have a romantic bone in my body back then. But seeing those girls in the Neptunia games was like looking into a whole different reality, a place of idealized beauty and fun. It opened up a whole new perspective on on romance and desire that I probably should have been taught when I was much, much younger.

TL;DR playing these games reminded me that being with a girl wasn't just about seeing movies and getting drunk. It even taught me that having kids was actually something I wanted, and that (thanks to Ram) even difficult kids can be fun. It sounds cheesy, but after that summer I started trying to apply this new understanding of my own needs to my relationship which probably would have ended if I hadn't done anything, especially due to the distance we had to put up with at the time. I didn't suddenly "grow up" like I thought I would so I still like to shitpost here in my free time, but that's all I'm willing to give away on a Vietnamese crochet website.

cute

Cute story, I have to admit. It looks like Nep games drive the best out of us.

It happened unexpectedly. So I couldn't tell anybody what happened.

My computer pretty much committed suicide right in front of me while trying to play a game. It was an old toaster so I figured it would happen at some point. however I'm not a financially so it took me a long while to get a replacement. it's still a toaster so I still can't do much on it other than play Battle Realms and Nekopara.

But yeah I figured no one would. I was one of the first Neptune fags when the threads were still relatively new, although I didn't post much since I'm extremely shy.

Aaaaah, yes, I remember you now. Perhaps because I'm still on a toaster too ?

Anyway, welcome back, again.

Oh, you're toasteranon from back then? I didn't think tat you left; but it's good to have you back

I want to be brutally fucked by Iris.

Extremely patrician taste.

Thanks, I'll try to post a bit more this time around. I felt like I took y'all for granted back then since I didn't think I would lose this that quickly and unexpectedly like that.

Although thankfully a couple of months after my computer died I met someone who is now very, very dear to me so my life has been vastly improving.

I fucking love this game, man

Oh, good thing you found someone. I hope you're both happy.

We are, I couldn't imagine my life without her at this point. I even got her into the Neptunia series so that's a plus

Has anyone else been having problems with Nep VII intermittently making a blank screen? It only started happening today for me.

why is most nep porn so badly drawn?

which nepnep is she gonna NTR you with

Funny, the games did the opposite for me and just reinforced my opinion that this world and most of the people in it are shit.

Even though I wasn't even around back then, welcome back.

Her favorite nep is Plutia so probably her

What if they end up all together with their waifus instead ?

You are right, but most of the people isn't everyone. So there's still hope.

Thanks. Even tough I'm an oldfag I still feel I've missed a lot since I've been gone. But the numbers have increased quite a bit so that's good. More people to talk to is always nice.

i don't read many but still i hate NTR especially after found doujin about moth mamono.

I know, that's why I've made it a point to never assume someone is bad when I don't know them yet, even though the chance is high. Even though I strongly dislike the world and society in its current state, if I see anyone in danger I'll be the first to jump in and help

I don't know how active it was 10 months ago, but we also have a >>>/nep/ board now which people actually look at and post in. Although it's more of an archive board.

Because nep doesn't attract half as many artists as toushit, shitcolle or granscam fantasy, so we have to learn to live with what we got

The Nep threads were generally slower 10 months ago, and /nep/ was pretty dead for the most part. Nice to see more activity

Help people, huh?

Pardon the edge but, i'd choose to leave them to rot.

I'd only help if i get something out of it.

I'd do the same, personally. Why do you need a reason to help people ?

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Hey nep thread, did I mess up?
I bought Hyperdevotion Noire from the sale that was on the Vita, but reading the OP now I see its stated to be nisa cancer

Localisation aside, the writing isn't very good because of a different dev team that only played Victory and the odd choice of putting in a self-insert character for the sake of a romance plot.

It will disappoint you. The only silver lining is that even if there was a decent translation it wouldn't save the lazy storytelling.

damn

In such cases, remember that only one person standing will make a difference between a threat/injure/rape and someone perfectly fine. I can confirm it, due to how it happens frequently around here.

You just have to be confident in your beliefs and not care too much about what others think. I usually avoid most contact with others but what I said earlier is just one of my core principles that I value a lot and can't change.

If you want to play something better, go grab V-II, RB2/Mk2 or RB1.

Some say that it's the humane thing to do.

That just ain't reason enough for me.

'Sides, i find it hard to feel empathy for others.

You know, i always wondered how the neps would react to some of us casual disregard for human life.

To each one's own, I'd say. But I've seen enough of the damage one can have by enduring such things due to having experienced some of these myself and I don't want others to experiment that when I can help and change the outcome.

As for the neps, most of them are empathic, so either they would do their best to make you understand their idea about, or acknowledge that you just aren't the kind of sacrificing yourself for others.

I've never had to deal with anything that extreme, it was mostly people with psychological issues dealing with daily shit their lives. I just don't know how to help people get through that and it makes me feel helpless

However I find myself being a bit more confident these days thanks to the love and support from my girlfriend. Hopefully I will gain more confidence as time goes on

After seeing the crapsack world we are forced to live in unlike the utopia that is Gamindustri they'd probably understand. Or become as jaded as ourselves. Or run the hell back as fast as they can, with an offer to go with them if we are lucky enough.

Just talk with them. Help them to understand the source of their issues, and give them ideas and options to solve them based on your own experience. It's hard to do more with psychological issues, as you can't push people to do something unless they recognize the issue themselves and see it as an issue they need to solve.

It usually goes like this, as you spend your time alongside someone who fully trusts you and expects you to do the same. Which means that, as time passes, you spend more and more time being supported, which always helps confidence.

I've been helping her deal with issues with her mother with success so that's made me feel a little bit more confident in helping others. she has in turn helped me in many ways, and has helped me grow as person. I find it hard to be empathetic towards a lot of things at this point, even though I was never really an empathetic person.

Shit, wrong tab. Don't mind that.

Purple Heart will never touch you

C'mon, man, i don't wanna go to sleep knowing this.

Through the power of cosplaying I can make it happen. Even though my girlfriend doesn't have the right body proportions

Do you enjoy my pain? More please

I thought Steamax was Unisexual?

You need to step your game up, user

It's not Steammax, but Uni is basically just a mech magnet at this point.

That might also explain why Nepgear is the closest friend she has, if you think about it.
It's irony at its finest.

I'm not /cuteboy/ enough, or at all for that matter, to pull off that shit

Either way, he's a wimp for letting someone like PH walk all over him with the flirting despite her not being serious with it.

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NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS CREEPY, NOT AT ALL VERT

…Well, I do know I would freak out and probably try and push her away from me. And then tell her that by touching me she's made me filthy / dirty.

And then I'll tell her I'm taking away all of her pudding

There is a reason for everything. Not that it makes it less creepy.

I want Vert and Vert to appear in every game from now on.

Yeah could be cool.
But still never ever

Imagine the teasing from Neptune if she would find out that you're shy around girls.

It would never end.

I don't think I would want it to end

Just reading this from these screencaps, I already feel flustered.

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That doesn't look like flirting user

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The same could be said of all Neps.
Well, maybe excluding the little sisters. They probably want someone older to be their onii-chan.
Then again, it could be pretty funny having the imoutos bringing a shota to bed.

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That is arousingly disturbing. They're both too young to know what they're doing.

You underestimate kids today.

Gamindustri kids would probably still be innocent and kid-like though.

This, Rom and Ram probably don't even know what lewd mean.

I believe the reason for that is that Vert voiced all of them

And yet the one who would be in mortal danger is the little shota. Blanc will believe (like all women do) that the shota manipulated Ram into getting into bed with him.

Trick taught them

Big Sister Vert has probably taught them, much light she taught Nepgear.

Gamindustri kids seem pretty lewd to me.

Why do I get the feeling that as punishment, she would try to torture him with her body into never doing something sexual ever again (but failing and ending up condoning the relationship simply so she has access to the shota at a later date).

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Prefered age groups of partners for all neps
Nep: little boy->young adult, as both would work well with either Nepnep or PH
Noire: young adult that she could have as her friend and secretary
Vert: little boy she could dress up like imouto and for ~ara ara /ss/ action
Blanc: young adult or someone slightly younger(note: has to like DFC)
Gear: around same age->onii-chan
Uni: see above
Ram/Rom: little boy->onii-chan(no lewd allowed)

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He probably should have said main CPU's and their candidates

Plutia is not a Goddess from the main (hyperdimension) dimension.

Puru: little boy
MAGES.: teenager-young adult(must be chuuni)
Marvelous: little ninja boy
Tekken: young adult(martial arts master)
Uzume: young adult

What about Arfoire

A-at least if by some miracle we land in Gamindustri when we die, we'll be in our younger forms again r-right?

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Why is Nep purple and not blue?

I like the solutions most of our writers came up in that aspect.

I want to marry and impregnate Blanc.

this guy knows what's up

As long as you don't leave her on the altar and that you take responsibility, it's fine, even though I'm not a Blancfag.

What?

How's the difficulty of VII ?

There have been multiple occasions the case of "nep's lover grows older while she stays young", and multiple answers to that - Either she gives up her powers , she shares them with him , she assumes she'll be able to deal with the pain or she works on an eventual solution

>eventual solution

Neps are more likely to deal with the pain of a loss one than look for a solution to help him be together with her for eternity ;_;

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First bosses aren't too hard, I died to the dark CPU once in the first chapter but because my positioning was shit and I didn't expect its attack to do that much damage

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It works for uni

Steamax is likely a human man.

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All of those solutions require you to already be in Gamindustri though, what I meant was us in this world relative to the Neps in the 2D world.

Be careful user, they could have been ghost fingers.

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Did you get rid of the bert nickname in the re;birth 3 retranslation?

bumping with best protaganist

I don't think the re;translation team would. I'm pretty sure that's what P-Ko calls Vert in the JP language as well.

In JP it's "Beru-Beru"

From Beru to Beru-Beru is infinitely better than from Vert to Bert.

I guess I wasn't listening when P-Ko said that then. My mistake.

Made a mistake there user

What type of chocolate does blanc like?

ビール？

The protagonist of protagonists

Probably white (obviously sweet) chocolate
This happens to be my favorite

I assume the reason being is because of that one line she says about wanting something "sweet" in V?

I just assume that for having her color scheme as white she also likes white chocolate

That's pretty racist of you.

Sorry, I don't drink alcohol

Nah, I don't hate other races, after all, black people make good slaves

What nep has this shape of butt?

Neptune has the best butt

But does it answer my question, user? Does Neptune have the same shape of butt as the picture I provided?

It is utmost crucial because that shape of butt is really cute and just my kind of butt.

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From what provided

Looks like it

A lot of nepbutts are rather nice

Now I wish I could eat that ass.

Too old.

Looks like Nepgear based on the hair.

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We need Uzume's stats up here

It also needs V Nep as well.

I'm not one for eating ass, but I would massage and grope it. I'm a vanillafag

Neither of those exist.

Hell, the only reason we have stats for Plutia and Peashy is because Megami Tsuushin published them.

Asses are a big must for me in a girl, flat ones are not.

I care little for breast size but I won't take anything that's above E.But even if I had the perfect chest size it won't stop me from loving asses more and wanting to bury my face in it and giving it a good sniff.

Don't get me wrong, I love ass, My girlfriend has a thick butt but eating ass just ins't my thing.
And as for breasts size, I'm content with the double Ds she has. Any bigger and she might have back pain

I see. You are of course entitled to your own opinion on the matter. And I respect that.

Oh, Triple AAA chest is a no.

smugdogoo

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I'm missing an option here.

How does Rei stay so cute while still being a crazy old lady?

Sengoku Neptunia when?
Touhou already got one, so why not us?

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Why you do this to me?
I'm split between Gensokyo and Gameindustri, which one to pick, Holla Forums? Because it's a one way ticket…

I would say Gamindustri, but then I remembered Yukari's powers and if you get in good with her, she might take you to Gamindustri if you ask her and you'd have the best of both worlds.

Well, Gameindustri has portals, at least to some variants of itself. Maybe with luck someone can get to Gensokyo.
Your plan wouldn't work, though. How the fuck can a human please Yukari, the oldest youkai in Gensokyo? She would gap you to some place like Xen for simply wakening her up.

By wandering through portals, you will eventually end up in a Nepped up Gensokyo with Neps in it.

Or you'll end up in something like the Zerodimension with no way out and an impending total annihilation of the world.

You need to read more doujins.
Though I did forget that dimension jumping is quite common in Gamindustri.

Oh great. I really want this now. Just hope I can get to know all these beautiful ladies on a personal level if it ever does happen.

Neptunia's setting is perfect for a strategy/conquest game, I'd love to see something like that happen.

I seriously would love to see an RTS type spinoff game where you can control the different nations

Romance of the Four Nepdoms or Nepgear's Ambition would work. Not only would there be RTS elements, but you also have RPG elements increasing your stats and increasing your relationship with the governors and lords of the land (ie. the Neps in this case). You can play a standard game with just the Neps or make your own characters.

btw I'm playing VII (currently in the hyperdimension arc), and I was wondering if it just me, or vn to action ratio is bigger compared to the rebirths? I mean there's like 3 dungeons per nation (not counting optional ones unlocked via scouts), and there's a lot of standing in the city and just selecting the next conversation entry. rb's had that too, but I think it wasn't that extreme, and it spammed you with new dungeons during the gameplay (even if they were just copy-paste of a previous dungeon most of the time..)

or maybe I've been just grinding too much in rb3 postgame, and forgot it?

Megadimension is very event heavy. On the flip side, some of the dungeon types are far, far larger than in past games. So it balances out.

Remember kids, Gensokyo is nothing like your SoL or yuri or comedy doujins.

I'd join the kappas if I could (not that my favorite 2hu is a kappa). Apparently they like meeting outsiders in hopes that they can explain the strange technologies they bring with them.
While I can't explain everything, I am in engineering, so I could probably at least impress them.
Besides, we're talking about Nepsokyo. I'm sure the Neps would save us from the youkai. Well, I imagine Neptune and Reimu just sitting at the Hakurei shrine being too lazy to do any work, but the other Neps, certainly.

That's because we actually do shit here. We have people retranslating the games. People making new tools for the games. Modders either modding the games or adding Nep content to other games…

And a fair amount of OC too, rather disproportionate to our size. I've seen edits from here across all the Top 20 boards.

We've even translated Nep manga, with three efforts exclusive to this site.

As long as we stay in motion, it's just going to continue to grow…

Gamindustri has it's own set of problems though…

We're aware of it. I don't think it's been changed and I don't think it's a high priority.

But Nep Jr and Neppy Jr is gone, if it's any consolation.

There's the Civ 5 and SMAC mods. Also Stellaris as well.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's more out there…

I mean that was going on around 10 months ago but not on this scale, it's super nice!

When do I get Neplunker?

I went through all of V-II and didn't have any idea what Neplunker was and never saw it in game.

You have unlock it through scouts

And I just started the Hyperdimension stuff too. This is probably going to take forever but I guess I'll keep spamming them until it pops up. I can't believe V-II is making me want to write again.

I didn't worry about scout stuff until after I got the true ending.

GURU GURU DREAMU

These threads sure go fast…

Hope Purple Heart helps me sleep good tonight

Something similar often happens when I'm about to enter a deep sleep. No, not the fingers. Other stuff like the bed feeling like it's getting tipped over. Been like that since I was a kid but when I come to that feeling suddenly goes away.

Is there a name for that sort of thing?

I remember when just one of these threads would last a whole week or even longer.

I'm liking her more and more with every minute

What I'd love to see, is a Nep game with Sudeki battles.

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This. I'm always happy to see how this group has grown, and I'm glad to have been part of it, if only by making the threads again and again, as well as with my stories.

You know what to do.

To be honest, thread limit was 400 before, which means these threads lasted at least one or two more days. Plus, we were less people, even though there were more shitposters.

Even if I can't contribute much directly, like translation work, art, writing etc., it's still nice to be a part of this community. Even if I did miss a lot of stuff during my absence.

Well, being part of the community is a role in itself, you don't need to do something to be in. Which says a lot about all the content we have.

Cuddling and sleeping with Purple Heart must feel like heaven.

I used to draw so maybe someday I'll try get back into it and learn how to draw Neps properly

I'm too busy playing vidya, like V-II more and more, and I have to finish stuff I've started first. Seriously, some guy is losing his shit I haven't updated in ages and things keep happening.

You know, you don't have to justify yourselves. Do the things you want at your own pace, it's what matters after all.

I'll try to do a little something too, despite my current situation. I need to change my mind.

Time to see if what people said about Blanc being bad is true…please don't

I mean I want to draw, I really do, but I was having trouble finding the motivation to do so and the fact that I feel like I haven't drawn anything worthwhile since my junior year of high school. I still have that drawing too I'm not trying to justify myself I just wish I had more talent to draw things that I like and that other people will enjoy. But thanks for being understanding nonetheless, user

I know, but I still feel bad considering it's been what feels like years but I'm sure someone will eventually read it and enjoy it. I'm not expecting tons but I should've taken solace in the fact that the few people that did enjoyed it.

neptune is a reliable and hard working goddess when it comes to taking action and kicking ass. paperwork and chores arent for heroes, let her rest.

Nepgear please stop

I'd let her nap and play games all she wants

Planeptune's propaganda has to be stopped, all the CPU does is nap and play games! She has to WORK

I-I'll do all the work for her! A goddess such as her deserves to rest and be fed pudding all day

Then work on this.

Rolling!

why should she do everyones work for them? its not her job to trim your dogs nails

rolling

Nice desu ne

Rolling

Fuck it, lemme try just this once.

Oh…

Rolling for good luck.

Rolling for Gear, as usual.

And lazy reroll, with Vert for evens and Gear for odds

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!

lets dance

Rollan.

IFFY IS VERY CUTE AND SO IS BROCCOLI

roll

Rolling

Nice.

One final reroll because I've no idea who the fuck that OC is.

If only "all" my rolls were this good for the first attempt ;_;

Roll.

Wow, I hope someone will make a similar pic of Black Heart.

Now all I need is an even number for Noire.

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Rollan

So out of curiosity, which nep would you nep and in what position?

The only right answer is you favourite nep in any and all positions.

Neptune, and in any position me and her would like

I guess that's a good answer

Any Nep (not Vert or Plutia) but doggy-style.

Rolling.

Uzume in the missionary position while holding hands, all for the sake of procreation.

Rolling

Then I'll just have to take Plutia to cheer her up

nep

plutia is a cutia but iris is scary

But a calm, motherly Iris is best Iris

so what are the requirements for true end in V2? I know it has something to do with the route split at the beggining of G arc

That was the whole point, m8.

Even if Plutia is cute as fuck and Iris has the body of a pornstar, I wouldn't lose my virginity to her unless I was tied to the bed completely helpless

Gear, in any position we could enjoy.

This guy gets it.

badoop

Rolling for Compa!

Sorry but I refuse to settle for Broccoli or a ticker character

Well worth the reroll

rolling

Rolling for love.

This swimsuit pack was a worthwhile investment.

Rollin

Nepgear in all kinds of positions while holding hands or hugging her and take responsibility afterwards

She needs bigger shorts, her crack is sticking out.

Fat ass

Perfect

Fuck I should've bought it

I should buy it

I bought it

Excellent.

It's where all the pudding went.

Does that mean Big Nep's ass is bigger?

Much bigger, since her body is also bigger.

As expected.

However I like to believe little Nep's is just the right size for me. Her's won't sag nor go wrinkly like her human counterpart's.

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I want to take a bath with Blanc

Good luck explaining the boner you pop when she accidentally brushes her butt against your crotch.

I think we are long past that level if we can bathe together

Rolling.

Nepgear. All positions. Though probably any position that allowed us to embrace one another the most.

Not what I had planned, but I guess she's cute too

Rolling for ploot

Top tier taste.

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Rolling for marriage and a quiet home life in the country.

Now you can choose between a merchant or an industrialist. I'd say you didn't roll so good.

Don't make me squeeze your ass, Nepgear.

At least she can fix the tractor.

Not a huge fan of anal, but I did do it once with her. But tried it once. I like other positions more though.
Also I have a Neptune.

That's a cute Neptune you've got there, user.

The twins
With them in a loli sandwich

Uni doggy-style in the butt, with her pretending like it's nothing, while her body language and tone makes it clear it hurts.

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But she poops from there.

Purple Heart came to me! And man was it not only a success, nut it was more erotic

someone please save me

I know she's shit but you have to do it

I thought Bert's was better than Noire's. Why the fuck would you not have any healer in your party?

Wow, look at this fag.

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What if she chooses both you and her sister at the same time for amazing threesomes ?

She'll get more carried away with making out with her "little sister" and it'll be through her that'll remind Vert that you're suppose to get some loving as well.

I wish I learned this sooner

It's new to V-II, they introduced it since levelling up is no longer an incredibly stupid full restore.

Is disliking Vert a new meme? 10/10 image, though.

i don't dislike Vert. just like all the other CPUs much more

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Noire, can I pat your head and hold your hand?

btw is there any way to unadd monsters added to dungeons by scouts? they're fucking annoying when even normal enemies can give you problems…

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plutia, can I sleep with you while we cuddle?

Plutia, will I always be a virgin?

Gear, will you take care of me ?

Blanc, can you marry me?

how about now?

how about a headpat?

almost user, almost

Nep, can I have your sister?

Looks like you'll have her instead.

just one more time and would like a headpat?

I'm fine with eating pudding and playing games with her all day.

ok, now I know plutia is screwing with me and seems to be enjoying it I don't know if I should let her keep doing it or not

I have good news for you.

39 days remaining.

Until we all go to Gamindustri?

Nope.

8Nep anniversary?

Yeah, our second.

so what are we gonna do? make a collab of everyones drawings of favorite nep?

Nepgear, is it okay for me to cheat on you with your sister and possibly other girls in Artificial Academy 2? After all, it's okay if we've both done it, right?

Absolutely no idea. Next thread could be a good place to discuss that.

Did anything happen on the first anniversary?

IIRC, one or two stories, but nothing else.

Hate to be that guy, but where did you get that? Didn't see it in the usual catalog.

Taken hostage by nips

A threesome? So, happy end?

Neptune let's have pudding together

Again with this

Will my plushies be a success Pururut?

this means she'll teach you

And what happens if she decided to transform in the middle of the lessons?

She'll teach you. Something else.

The lesson's subject matter simply changes.

Why the fuck am I not surprised…

Good thing I'm a M.

And it sucks because I always find myself in the position of the S somehow.

I hope the other shas stack up to K, she was the best part about Noire's story.

K-sha and E-sha are the best. The other three are okay.

Blanc, may I remove your hat?

Plutia please let me sleep with you

i've survived, somehow. but this Vert route felt shorter than the others… not like it's a problem.

but that golden summit in Leanbox. it's a fucking maze, and the map is completely unuseful…

B-sha seems like she could be fun going off what I'm hearing in Neptune's route so far.

Vert's route has fewer story events, but a marathon of a dungeon with a lot of scenes inside of it to make up for that.

New retranslation update, including repeating VII support for Neptools. Also anyone want to help speed up RB3RT's release?

>>>/nep/3439

I'd love to help but I haven't played the original RB3, am in the middle of V-II and am not very far with learning Japanese yet. So I don't think I'll be of much use besides checking for spelling errors, and it seems like you're already doing that yourself.

That doll is scary

Don't you like Nep mannequins advertising low quality Chinese wigs?

Suppose I'll get into some details

I don't mind being the husbando of Neptune/Purple Heart and nobody will fulfill her place. I will not break her contrat

Lucky bastard.

At least they're good at being creepy.

All dolls are just creepy in general

And yet there are people who spend thousands on them because they are ridiculously expensive for some reason.

BUT SHES GOT A NEW HAT!!!

Even worse, they fucking pay for custom clothes for their dolls. Clothes that cost even more than clothes for people. It's insane.

Looks like we'll hit page 15 when I'm asleep, so someone else will have to make the thread or wait until I wake up. Here's the current thread pastebin for your convenience if you want to make it.
pastebin.com/65tUaSiA

How the hell did Gearposter manage to make all those threads when they often end somewhere deep in the night?

It's the small things that made life worth living.

Nepgear, will you visit my dreams tonight?

Uni, will I ever be able to fulfill my dream of owning an SVD?

I'll organize one. It's been awhile, but I still have the template.

I'm looking forward to your visit

I dreamt of Plutia yesterday

I only saw her and we didn't interact, but it was nice anyway

Because he's Belgian and thus night where we are is like earlier morning for him? Something like that.

No, I was wondering because I'm in the exact same timezone

THERE WENT 20 HOURS

Lack of sleep plus different time zone. Plus dedication.

I'm going to sleep now, though.

Ah, well then. No idea. Maybe he's a night owl.

I see, that's nice of you but you know you can ask others too right? No sleep sucks

And I'll do the same, sleep tight.

I have the new thread ready to post on Page 15.

This sucks.

Don't worry it gets better on Playthrough 2.

Does V-II pull a Tales and offers some extra options for NG+ now?

Yep. You get a checkmark list of things you can turn on/off, and a bunch of items you can enable or disable at any time that do things like increase run speed. One of the options is of course disabling world map encounters.

Oh thank god. World map encounters are probably the number one thing I hate so far. I don't mind random encounters but at least have them either be worth a damn or make them more likely to pop up the longer you travel or something. Getting Dogoo, Dogoo, then cats with fuck huge aoes followed by more Dogoo fights is lame.

They were a well intended design idea with horrible execution. Idea was that you couldn't just exit dungeons willy-nilly to heal all of the time and had to face a challenge to do so, but the enemies in question don't scale at all and thus you're fighting earlygame mobs in the endgame.

The lack of full heals from leveling and hitting save points was enough I think. I started thinking that having route-exclusive mobs would make it suck less but then it'd be troublesome in the end if you actually needed something and it didn't pop up.

How is the endgame anyway this time around?

Hidden Treasures will take a decent time investment to get all of. There's a cool huge postgame dungeon and all of the side ones you can Scout out, but once you do all that it starts to wear a little thin. No dungeons scaled to the DLC levels so you're stuck levelling off of a certain enemy in the aforementioned postgame dungeon for the higher levelled Colosseum fights and it takes a long fucking time. At least the Colosseum fights are all pretty engaging to play if you do them on-level, which is more than I can say for a lot of the past high levelled ones.

Blanc can I put Rom and Ram in a van and drive them to the park to go play

Fuck, that was the last thing I was doing V and I just got bored with that. A huge dungeon sounds nice but it's too early for me to gripe about that just yet. Thanks.

and I assume there's no "symbol attack gains" plan, like in rb2/3, to make that grinding more bearable, right?

Nope, no Symbol attack gains. But the enemy you grind against goes down in one hit (though it can be smarter to get additional XP from getting a 100 hit combo off on it each time, given that you can only hold 30 Forbidden Twigs and it's 4 floors deep.)

every time i play a game where i dont have nep in my party i feel like im dying

OK PAGE 15, TIME TO FLY.

No share nips post it on their pixiv.

whats a no share nip

Nips that don't share.