Adventure

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

You wake up on the beach after a long nap. Your brain is still foggy and your body feels a little stiff. What is your name?

dubs decide. no re-rolls.

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

Tootsy McSwab

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

Lanter Sinderblock

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

Michael Hunt.

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

Ben Dover

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

fugg the lugg

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

I know what I must do

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

gary johnson

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

6070345
gary johnson will win the election

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

John Macaby

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Oh

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

That's right, you're Fugg the Lugg. Your friends, if you had any, would probably call you Mr. Lugg. You wonder if your parents were special needs level retarded for giving you such a name, but you haven't seen them in years.

What is your special ability?

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Ok, I am sorry.

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

Micropenis capable of nuclear fission

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

What is your special ability?

Dick sucking

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

legalising weed

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

Wizard

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

You're Santa

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

Super man powers

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Necromancy

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

natural harem building

in any situation you are placed in, you have an uncanny ability to always end up building a harem of diverse qt grills

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

Alter ego of donald trump

Christian Green
Christian Green

having sex with little girls

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

based

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

I love this questmaster, he makes the best shit tbqhwy

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

you know every name of every actor in the show Friends, even extras

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

What is capable?

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

one image is a banner

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

Despite some fallout with your parents, you like to think your innate skill to command women as your God given right. It's your sworn duty to give those bitches a healthy serving of vitamin D. Who better to make sure they get their dosage than you?

What is your secret weapon?

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

Overdosing on Ritalin

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

Allah and his prophet PBUH

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

I still have some of the stuff saved

potion an old man gave you a long time ago, you dont know what it does

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

A duel disk

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

fucking pony threads making it hard to time gets smh

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

get steal

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

What is your secret weapon?
you moderate an imageboard
your secret weapon is bans

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

you get a nice hammer

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

sound money and a balanced budget

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

suck a mean dick

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

6 pokeballs

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

tax cuts and legal weed

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

Thor's hammer

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

a wacom tablet
you can use it to draw or smack people on the head with it

William Carter
William Carter

god damn it.

this guys life is great

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

winrar

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

You have an uncanny liking for legal weed. You think Seth Rogen is a fat faggot for promoting illegal use of this substance and for being fat. MJ is a special medicine for those who know it's true power. You always keep a spare pack on you. In the blink of an eye, you smoke a bowl while cutting taxes. One does not happen without the other.

Now that that's all out of the way, what do you do next?

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

Mermaids come and suck you off

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

look around the island

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

dig into the sand, look for rare shit

no rerolls faggot

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

Kill myself for being such a degenerate.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

Search for food

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

You dig around the beach seeing what you can find. After digging through your share of holes, you come out with some loose change and an axe head.

What do you do now?

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

go to the tiny people shop and spend the pennies for sweet ass tiny people hookers, and add them to your harem

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

You go to the tiny shop to "rent" out some more hookers. Uh oh. The owner, Mr. Harden, greets you with a nice scowl on his face. It seems he remembers you from last time. You still have the change, but you aren't sure if he's going to accept it.

What do you do?

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

Barter with sand

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

Convince him to join my harem

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

just end it all. kill yourself.

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

do a handstand, flashing your junk in the process

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

Create a harem to quickly seduce him and then I'll fuck his butthole.

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

Beautiful

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

A tingling sensation builds from deep inside you. There's a change in the air, and you know the polarity of your internal chick magnet has been switched from "repel" to "attract." Nearby babes start to gather around you.

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

Mr. Harden begins to blush unconuncleably. He stares for longer than he should, but since you're around the girls don't even notice. He says he'll give you anything you want.

What do you do?

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

Tell him to give me his entire hooker army.

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

double-dick high five

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

A rocket propelled chainsaw launcher.

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Have the girls from your harem castrate him and start cooking his body for meat.

Then you order the girls to play some soccer with his decapitated head.

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

His butthole virginity and 37 watermelons.

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

Ask for a handle for your axe head, and a sacrifice to test the new axe.

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

His dick, my moth.

Kevin Ortiz
Kevin Ortiz

Leave.
Start a new more meaningful life.

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

nice

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

God damn it.
The one time I get dubs..

John Morales
John Morales

You reach into your pocket and pull it your trusty moth. You hand it to Mr. Harden and tell him to give your moth his dick. He complies all to readily as he ducks behind the counter. You hear terrified moth noises before they come to an abrupt end. Mr. Harden appears back up and wipes the remnants of your moth on the counter. He shrugs and says that was all that was left.

What do you do?

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

Good going faggot.

Demand a new moth.

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

Avenge your moth

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Have my harem attack him for damaging my property

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

Cremate the moth, then turn the ashes into a diamond.

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

Ejaculate with the force of a 1,000 suns across his face

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

Both great but check for 88

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

OP here. It's getting late, but I still want to do more. We'll continue the quest tomorrow.

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

heh

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

Well, it's tomorrow, user. Show us what you got

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

Sexually Confused Coconut

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

snort the moth and jump out the window

William Lee
William Lee

I'll seriously kill myself if you don't come back, OP.

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

Dice rollRolled 9 (1d9)

You don't have much money to take your beloved moth to a funeral home, so you make do with what you've got. You put your small friend in a small coffin you kept in your back pocket. Pulling out a package of your dankest kush, you stick a bushel underneath the wooden box enclosing your moth. You say one last goodbye as you light a joint and put on top of the coffin. Being the best there is, the MJ bush catches fire and burns everything down to ashes.

Not wanting your moth's death to be in vein, you attempt to make it's remaining ashes into a diamond:

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

It's a major success! You inadvertently summon a huge diamond from deep within the Earth's crust using the moth's ashes. The diamond just so happens to come up directly beneath Mr. Harden's shop, causing the building to collapse and crush him. It looks to big too carry.

What do you do?

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

A giant turtle that shoots lazer beams out of it's ass.

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

You get the harem to push the diamond over and fuck his dead body.

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

Wear Harden's toupe to prove your dominance over any surviving midget whores.

Adam Parker
Adam Parker

You command your harem to push the diamond over. They push and push, but it doesn't even budge an inch. You'd help, but you can't help but enjoy the view from where you're standing. There are now two things here as hard as a diamond.

What do you do?

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

Orgy to celebrate

Oliver King
Oliver King

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

You propose having an orgy with the ladies

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

The women overpower you and steal your godforsaken power to command them - leaving you with a submissive aura so strong that it brings out the passionate, loving dominance in every woman near you, and the little boy in every other man. It is irreversible.

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

The girls approve of your decision, but they say you can't take too long because they have things to do today. They get into their standard formation, butt stacked upon butt. "Come here, tiger. Show us who's the real animal here." You line up behind the three of them and proceed to bang them in every orifice, your dick accumulating all of their distinct smells and juices. By the end of it, you're all sweaty and worn down. The girls leave to attend their business. The diamond is still protruding through the ground, and you're no closer to getting it.

What do you do?

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

You renounce your domfaggotry forever. The women go fucking nuts over this, and it enhances your attractive powers tenfold.

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

You say to yourself you'll stop being a dom. However, you remember you were never in the BDSM business in the first place and the women already left awhile ago. You stop and ponder for a second why you would say something so pointless, but you figure retarded thoughts come and go all the time.

What do you do?

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

You be the little boy.

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

Study the diamond

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

Seduce the diamond.

Jacob James
Jacob James

find some crabs on the beach

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

talk to the smartest bitch in your harem to figure out a plan

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

jack off

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

Dress the diamond up sluty, and recruit it to your harem.

James Cruz
James Cruz

Just fuck your shit up.

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

Ignore Canada poster.

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

Urinate on the diamond.

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

Do nothing

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

still no dubs
this is taking awhile

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

Cut your dick off

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

Darn, I was sure I had it.

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

607379

Put the diamond in your bag of holding. AKA your ass.

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

Look for a weapon, and kill everything in sight, even the girls

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

Renounce your sinful ways, and go on a holy Crusade.

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

The first dog you see, bash its head in and eat it raw.

John Foster
John Foster

What said, but skullfuck the dog instead of eating it.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

I'm gonna reroll once since I was trying to roll for 09 like a retard.

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

Look for a copy of Mein Kampf, since you've never read it and always wanted to.

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

there aren't any re-rolls here. you gotta try for something else

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

Yeah, I read the rules after I re-rolled and realised there was nobody rerolling the same thing 30 times. I did say I was retarded.

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

dubs confirm

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

I wonder how much the load on 8ch is increased by people refreshing to try and get dubs.

Anyway, check these dubs and MAGA

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

It's been an hour so I'm running with this.

Feelings of patriotism rise deep inside you. You have an overwhelming desire to make america great again, but you don't know where you should begin. For one, you're bald and you could use a new head of hair. Then there's the issue of money that such a monumental task would entail. You wonder what you should do.

What do you do?

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Drive all Jewish vermin into the sea.

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

Charge people to watch you masturbate on your giant diamond.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d9)

You decide to hold off on excavating the diamond for now. You decide you'll charge people to watch you masturbate

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

You go to the center of done and get down to the dirty business. After screaming some lucrative patriotism, a small crowd starts to form. Any moment now, you know the cash is going to drop. The crowd murmurs their disapproval and you hear of people talking about calling the cops or taking care of you themselves. You're too lost in pleasure to notice to the gravity of the situation, and you continue stroking your love for the great country of America.

What do you do?

Jack King
Jack King

Turn your diamond into a tourist attraction.

Call it diamond world.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Eugenics

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

My secret weapon is diarrhea

Isaac King
Isaac King

I think you can make it work, OP.

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

You're somewhat undervalued.

Suck mah dick.

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

Not OP. I still wanna make you swallow my diarrhea though.

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

Does anyone else here use a cock ring? I don't have a proper one so I DIY that shit. It makes my dick look all swollen and huge. Plus the orgasms seem better.

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

Drink bleach for money.

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

Before they crowd has a chance to react, you tell them your secret weapon is diarrhea. They immediately quiet down. What should they do? Maybe this man is only planning to shit his pants. Or maybe he's to hose us down in a watery brownish-green mess of sewage? Little do they know your true secret weapons are legal weed and taxes

Now what do you do while the crowd is distracted?

James Smith
James Smith

Finish.

Then steal a hot air balloon.

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

Grow a moustache, so they think you're someone else.

Dominic Clark
Dominic Clark

Get bored, find a computer and shitpost on /v/.

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

Hide in your anus.

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

continue jacking off

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

go back to the diamond and attempt to hide it up your anus

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

Purchase a Bill Clinton wig.

Ian Hill
Ian Hill

OP here. I'm going to be busy for a few hours. I'll be back later tonight.

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

Dig around in the distracted people's pockets for something good.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

Find the terrorist sleeper cells and

Logan Howard
Logan Howard

Until OP gets back, we need to preserve this post

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

In the confusion you created, you and your boner stealthily make your way to the wig shop. You choose the wig of Bill Clinton. You feel a sharp urge to insert cigars into holes. You toss the cashier some of the coins in your pocket. He gets pissed off saying how that's not enough. You tell him if Hillary calls, say you didn't see me around. The cashier says he's going to call the police if you don't pay for the wig. There's a commotion building outside the store. It seems you weren't as sneaky as you thought.

What do you do?

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

smoke some weed and make a smokescreen

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

Run into the back of the store and see if I can get onto the roof

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

Take the girls in the changing room hostage and they start blowing you off while you hold them hostage.

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

This but use your Harlem powers to do it

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

What the heck? What happened to the bill Clinton wig image?

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

Never mind 8ch refreshed and gave me an old version of the page for some odd reason

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

You ignore the cashier's bitching and moaning and head over to the girl's changing rooms. Looking to make sure you weren't followed, you slip through one of the close curtains. Inside you find a girl trying out a wig. "What the fuck are you doing in here, you creep? Get the hell out!" As if by second nature, you activate your harem senses and she drops to her knees. In a quick few seconds, she sits you down and takes your dick to downtown to the deepthroat district. You tell her she is now your hostage. "Mm hm. Yohsh shor moshtuh kinton." You hear police sirens echo into the store. The door opens a few times and footsteps are heard all around the store. They get closer and closer, and you hear nearby curtains getting pulled apart.

What do you do?

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

Your cum pierces her head as the officers enter the curtain, blinding them.

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

shoot a massive cumshot at them

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

Traffic's too slow right now. I'll try again tomorrow.

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

Murder the woman with an axe.

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

Use your diaherea powers to flood the place with your shit and make a quick escape with your new qt bitch

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

Fart a very smelly fart

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

bump

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

okay

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

bump

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

Your gut starts to rumble. Something terrible is brewing inside you.

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

You've tried to hold it in as long as possible, but the blowie loosened up your bowels in the process. An awful, pungent wind escapes through your sphincter in engulfs the small dressing room. With one sniff, your harem girl drops to the floor with a solid thump. "Holy shit, do you smell that Officer Dunkin?" "Yeah I do, Officer Doneit. It's coming from this room over here." It seems you don't have much time left before you're found alone in a dressing room naked with a stripped down girl.

What do you do?

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

The officers pass out

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

Knock both the officers out.

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

Change your face

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

walk out the room like nothing happened

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

use harem powers on officers

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

A hand appears on the left side of the curtain. Being as silent as you can, you slip towards the right side of the dressing room. As the curtain gets pushed aside, you slip out through the side and casually suncle away. As you're getting farther away, a voice shouts behind you. "There he is, officers! He's right behind you! Don't let him get away with it!"

What do you do?

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

Ditch your wig somewhere and hide

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

fihgt them

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

offer for you to suck their dicks

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

shit so hard you ascend into the stratosphere

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

Become one with the wig.

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

Aw come on, those are some honorary dubs right there…

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

honorary doesn't count. they've got to be real dubs.

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Your harem powers upgrade into mind control and you fuck everyone's minds

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

You go full allahu akbar but instead of exploding, you cum so hard you kill everyone by drowning them in sperm.

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

Fuck it, just go to jail

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

Rape everyone in a radius of 5km.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

Have Trump and his supporters have gay sex with the officers.

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

Feed the officers to the pigs.

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

Use your monster dong to fight the officers.

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

Suck their dicks.

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

Instead of using this opportunity to escape, you decide to wait for the officers to come over. They tell you to get on the ground on put your arms behind your back. You offer them a good dick sicking in exchange for letting you go. They don't look amused. Perhaps there's a better way to bribe them.

What do you do now?

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

Summon your harem and offer them sex.

Bash their heads in and steal their stuff if they accept and are balls deep in your women

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

Turn into the hulk

Austin King
Austin King

Offer them some freshly picked flowers

James Miller
James Miller

there needs to be more people

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

Yeah. I thinking I'm going to take this quest to somewhere with more users. I just got to get things in order first

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Use harem power since officers are in fact girls

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

No, there needs to be more 4chan for this thread to function properly.

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

I moved the thread here /v/res/10331526.html#10331526 if you want to move over with me

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

sure

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d9)

Suicide roll

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

rip?

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

I'm writing a loophole

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

I knew this would be first.

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

William Smith

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

The thread on /v/ was deleted

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

oh well. they were no fun faggots anyway. I'll just continue back here.

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

You throw your Bill Clinton wig into the face of the office on the left, and put him onto the ground before the other officer has a chance to react. You quickly pull his gun out of the holster, and aim it directly at the other officer's chest. He warns you about leaving your finger on the pistol's trigger due to accidental fire, but you keep your eyes fixed on him and don't move a muscle. You're still going to kill yourself, so why not go out with a bang.

What do you do?

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

Keeping your gun tried on the other guy, you go behind the officer underneath your foot and tell him not to move or his brains will be splattered all over these nicely polished floors. You undo his pants and pull them down to his knees. Lifting him up by his cheeks, you slip into his back door and start pounding. The other cop stares, horrified, and his legs begin to tremble. "Squeal, pig, squeal!" "Reee reee reeh." Unfortunately, there was not time for an enema so you can feel his leftovers in there.

What do you do?

David Cox
David Cox

Banish him to the shadow realm

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

Ask him where's his car and steal it.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

Oh yeah, new rule. Since this board moves at a snail's pace, if no one gets dubs then I'll with the post ending in 8.

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

Pee in his butthole.

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

Damn dude, I was just working on the other guy's post. all right, new new rule. If no one gets dubs 20 minutes from my post, I go with the post number ending in 8.

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

Wasn't always like this

John Carter
John Carter

You ask the officer where his car is at. He says they parked in the back alley. You tell him to give you his key, and then to handcuff himself to his partner, then to use his own handcuffs to cuff himself to the nearby shelf. After grabbing his gun, you rush to the back alley and get into the police car. Part of you considers going back and beating the cashier for ratting on you.

What do you do?

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

Ram the front of the store with your car then drive away.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

Go to a stripclub and see some exotic ass

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

I PEE
IN HIS
BUTTHOLE

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

A loud voice echoes in your head, "I PEE IN HIS BUTTHOLE." In a moment too late, you realize you did have to take a piss. However, your lost the opportunity to PEE IN HIS BUTTHOLE when you went to the alley and got in this car. By now, you think the cop may have gotten loose. He did only give you one key. You hear sirens in the distance.

What do you do now?

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

What happened?

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

Drive off into the sunset

Carter Price
Carter Price

Start from the beginning

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

ignore this fag

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

You decide to start back at the beginning. After pulling the car out of the alley, you drive through the city. No one's tailing you, so you figure you're in no trouble as long as they can't find you immediately. You keep driving.

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

Here you are, back where you started. You put the car in park and step out onto the sand you've become well acquainted with by now. You stand there and let the sounds of the ocean relax your nerves.

What do you do?

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

bump

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

buy donald trump's wig

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

Kill OP.

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

Holla Forums's slower than I thought it would be these days. I'm going to let this thread sit until tomorrow. Any post ending in dubs until I come back will be put into the end of this quest.

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

slider no sliding

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

bump

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

Dress the diamond up like a slut, and make it your #1 concubine.

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

bump

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

Bumped

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

I enjoy napping

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

bump

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

Fly to Afghanistan, use your powers to create a massive army of whores, and conquer the Middle East.

Give Trump the best deals on oil, and make America great again.

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

1 off
and 2 off
activity picked up to kill America

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

bump

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

I'm finishing this up now.

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

After giving it some thought, you decide to return to the tiny hooker shop. You take some of your past souvenirs and the give the diamond a slutty makeover. You then admit the diamond as your official numero uno concubine.

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

Today has been the most fun you've ever had in your life, but what you've done there's no easy way out. You aren't going to jail, and you never want to have another bad day again. You take out the officer's gun and put it to your temple. Breathing in deeply, you take in your surroundings for the last time. You brace yourself as you make your index finger squeeze.

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

Name: Fugg the Lugg
Special Ability: Natural Harem Building
Secret Weapon: Tax Cuts and Legal Weed

Accomplishments:
-Dug up some change and an axehead
-Secuded local pimp in charge of tiny hookers with harem of girls
-Used dank kush and a joint to give your moth a cremation
-Summoned diamond from the Earth's crust using moth's ashes
-Destroyed tiny hooker shop and killed Mr. Harden when the building collapsed
-Had orgy with harem girls near Harden's warm corpse
-Masturbated in the middle of town to gain enough money to make america great again
-Deceived angry crowd using diarrhea as a red herring
-Stole a Bill Clinton wig
-Got blowjob in dressing room
-Knocked out girl with a fart
-Had sex with a cop's butt
-Stole a police car
-Made the diamond your #1 concubine

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

I will never forgive myself for not getting these dubs.

Parker Hernandez
Parker Hernandez

You can't debug Fugg the Lugg.

Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

Why did you let this happen to Fugg the Lugg? Everything could have turned out all right in the end. If only you hadn't missed those dubs.

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

Use my secret powers to smoke up the police officers and get a free ride to the farm.

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Use my secret powers to smoke up the police officers and get a free ride to the farm.
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Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

gthis

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

I want to do another Quest sometime as long as you guys are up for it. I'll probably wait until traffic builds up more because we started this on Sunday and it took too long just going through this one thread.

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

if you dont do it today, i will

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

Go for it.

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

do it

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

what are you waiting for just do it

Cameron Jenkins
Cameron Jenkins

/r/ing make your dreams come true original webm or any OC remix

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

what do you mean?

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

no more bumps

Joseph White
Joseph White

k

Kevin James
Kevin James

here:

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

This guy got closer to quints, therefore it cancels out

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Make Fugg the Lugg come back to life and not feel suicidal anymore. :^)

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