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Additionally, post yfw you knew this would happen and stayed a mile away.
CRASH AND BURN
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Meme game thread?
how does it stand in comparison to blunderborn and notakers? :^)
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sad that it turned moba shit
How do you get these coupons by the way?
Occasionally they just suddenly appear in my inventory for seemingly random games that even steam admits aren't like other games I play?
this coupon is for people that had the earlier games because its not doing well
It's controlled by the publisher. They could, for example, send them out to all owners of DoW/DoW2 that don't currently own 3.
It's based on the developers telling Valve they want them to throw up coupons and then they just send them to random people based on nothing.
It's as stupid as it sounds and only happens with shit games by devs too scared to start a real sale and cut into their already meager profits
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he doesnt suck enough dick to buy DOW3
My buddy and I got a kick out of this when he showed me it the other day. Best part is that even at 50% off, the game is still way too fucking overpriced. The fact the game avg.s under 1k players is great too considering the MUCH older games get around 500-1k-ish players.
It really amazes me to see just how spectacularly they fucked this game when all these faggots had to do was take the best features of DoW2 and combine it with the best of DoW1.
Can you imagine how sure they were? That pretentious trailer screamed LOOK AT ME NORMALFAGS, I also heard the NECRON expansion was canceled due to low numbers
Maybe DoW5 will be a proper RTS
All they had to do was make DoW 1 with better graphics.
I don't even know what that is, anondorf
I just want a Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader cRPG not made by leftist faggots, but I know if we ever get one it will be pozzed to high heaven, just like the rest of 40k is being ruined. Hell, I'd fucking settle for an XCOM styled game featuring your own SM chapter or the Death Watch.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH. I love it.
isn't that kinda what space wolf is though? except you dont choose chapter.
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< ≈ ± ten years of work to make the game
< ≥ 2,800 sales
< ≈ approximately $30 a pop
< ≈ Net total 84000 dollars before taxes
< ≈ 8.7k per year
i will buy a copy
24 years wonder how much of that time was actually spend making the game
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THIS
If we consider the time investment, that is hours spent actually working on the game, instead of counting years in development and also the ammount of people that worked on the game and were paid for it or are recieving a share of the profits, the game itself could very well be profitable despite the low sales number.
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The game was doomed to fail since the moment they revealed the firsst gameplay trailer.
Does it really matter? The dev itself doesnt seem to care that much about it and it was his passion project.
It's more about how it was ironically shilled as a meme game, and way too many anons took the bait and were filling grimoire threads over and over with hype.
Then it's released and nobody actually bought it.
Because it's buggy and no one was sure how much of what Cleve said about the game was true. Give it a few years for him to patch it and we'll see if it is worth it.
And also because few people really, truly want to play a game from the 90s, with zero quality of life features and art from 500BC.
Then it's nice that he was able to make some money out of doing what he loves to do.
Are the devs pretending this shit is successful? Thats always funny to see.
Yea I was getting sick of the constant threads being made where its "it's totally coming out tomorrow guys!" for like two weeks. Although I dont know about the quality of the game itself, it looks just like advertised so I imagine the people wanting a wizardry game got what they wanted. Im keeping it on my backlog and hopefully it wont have that many bugs left when I finally get to it
M-mods will fix it, goyim!
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hah, I got one as well
Far too late unless some amazing mods/total conversions happen.
Just like every other game filled with DLC the modding possibilities will be limited so the dumb goys can't get quality content for free.
Probably, even bethesda is retarded enough to limit their mod tools more and more.
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Did you account for steam "tax" of 30% on the publisher?
Why you got terrarria?
since when is Holla Forums supposed to be a reflection of the bigger PC market? it is like thinking that as fallout 4 sold a lot it would be one of the most popular games here
Well DoW 2 was very different from DoW and it did well. So it's not just the fact that it's different that's the problem here. I liked dow2 better than dow1 by the way, the fights wore more fun, I fucking loved defence missions where I had to set up kill zones with fiering angles
That's very good actually, the people who bought the game clearly like it
Not going to defend Grimoire, but Holla Forums is just too casual for CRPGs now, JRPGs have taken the place of these threads.
Are you serious? Gaben really has gone to the jew side.
I can't even laugh. Every time I think about DoW3 I feel nothing but sadness.
How bad will CoH3 turn out to be? That seems like the next game Relic is probably working on.
I would rather have Crpg and I didn't even play Crpg when Crpgs where just RPGs.
Weeb pandering and weeb games are the pinnacle of trash.
I bought it. Take this as a sacrifice, I'm going face first to see how awful it is.
Please refund at least
Of course I'm going to refund, you think I'm going to keep this abortion? I'm trying it for an hour so I can properly shit on this.
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Hi Rabbi, whatcha doing?
I'm not happy at all. The first trailer looked just right, but then they've shown the pictures and gameplay some time later. Graphics instantly seemed suspicious, then not-Gabriel's terminator jumps, shooting, nothing seemed right at all, especially oncee they've shown even more. I seriously remember there being 1000 people in Retribution a year or two after release whenever I logged in, but the pictures prove this is sinking like a rock. I didn't buy it as it was obvious something's wrong, and now nobody really likes it or plays it so I should feel smug, but I'm only sad. I wanted this franchise to be a gleaming beacon of Emperor's light in the center of gaming industry. Now look at it.
I knew it would be shit, but knowing doesn't make me happy about it.
Why would anyone do this? Did they not watch a single trailer of it?
It went f2p
Victory feels so goddamn good
They really fucked up this game, no cover system, no sync kills, MOBA shit and fucking leveling grind, and the severe lack of maps, and goddamn jumping terminator back flips. Only thing good is the army customization would have been fucking sweet following army/faction specific specialties if they added all the factions in future expacks. But no, fucking RIP.
Given the strength of Warhammer 40k lore, it's surprising to me that they haven't been able to make a decent game in that setting in like a decade
Dawn of War 1's massive battles did a better job at catching the "there is only war" feeling of 40k, but I think that DoW2 actually had better gameplay overall. They're both good in their own ways.
Battlefleet Gothic was okay, I wish the E.Y.E guys would work on Deathwing a bit more with patches.
I've always wanted a game about orks, in regular ork life, being orky. You could go off and be a loota, mek, etc, whatever you want and it provides gameplay for that, centered around being some kind of shooty/choppy/third person something.
A while back some user posted a really great idea for one.
I want to dewhore Gaen.
I don't feel bad for DoW3 being shit and nobody playing it, but I don't feel good either.
nigger thats Suruga Kanbaru
Abandon all western games then. If it's not from eastern europe or japan, don't even give it a second glance.
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GeeDubs is too retarded and conservative in their investments to properly make a WH40K game, they just whore out the IP to any dev.
You mean Gaen Kanbaru.
I fugged up.
Gaen Suruga
gas yourself
I want an Orks game that basically plays something like a 3rd person action version of Rimworld. A rok drops onto a planet, and you and a few boyz gotta start "colonizing" it. Build shit, staple more shit onto your shit and make it bigger and orkier. Kill everything on sight. Other assorted xenos on whatever planet you crashed on attack your base. Other orks hear of your prestige and flock to you. Goal is to build up a big enough band to start a WAAAGH.
Or an Imperial Guard game like Red Orchestra. Or a Tanith First-and-Only stealth game.
Just SOMETHING. So much goddamn lore ripe for the using, and they're not doing shit with it.
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Oi ya git, I gotz' wot ya been lookin' for roight 'ere.
DoW2 didn't cut out unit upgrades or cover. The units still behaved in a similar manner to dow1.
Here the entire behaviour of units is changed beyond recognition.
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Oh yeah? well… we got porn though.
What do you think about that, faggot?!
I do wonder what's the fixation on couches. It's just a way to sit, it isn't going to make the game magically any better or worse.
Fucking this. I have really big and comfy chair and I can put my legs on table and put tea, snacks and water jug right beside me. Exactly how sitting on couch would improve things?
I assume they did since they have so many fucking views. It's weird that this game failed this hard
I'm pretty casual and would probably be happy with DoW1 with modern graphics and ability to zoom out to see most of the battlefield (possibly with overlay to help tell where troops are), or at least I recall feeling like staring through tube when I played it some random people who needed players.
Youtube views are a lot easier to buy than players. But as pointed out, half a million people did not buy the game as it's free. Even if all those views are real less tan 1/10th of the people interested enough to view the trailer were still interested enough in it after watching it to download it for free.
For some reason they thought launching mere weeks before Overwatch was a good idea. Basically they assumed there were people so hungry for some mobashooter action that they'd buy 60 dollar game while waiting Overwatch to come out.
I have massive amounts of hindsight to aid me but what I would have done, I would've either kept the orginal price or gone f2p right away with everyone who had bought the game getting at least the game's price tag's worth of in-game stuff (possibly in form of keeping stuff unlocked that gets locked for grind/micotransaction fro f2player) and some "early supporter" reward.
fucking don't user, just wait for the economic crash unless you want to invoke the monkey paw
Only crash we're waiting for is western civilization
no, I mean Kanbaru
THIS WAS IT
fank's, yer roight orky 'an wot.
that's the problem numbnuts, when everything is spent the jews will crash the economy and establish a new trade center at their homeland, this will act as a information filter that will break-down society even more when the food stamps would be limited by "artificial scarcity"
They will have everything! own everything! and become what they are, leaders of the animal kingdom!
you fucking defeatist!
Pathing in Dow 1 is horseshit though. Fix that, release it as single game with all expansions included and a graphical overhaul and they would literally print money.
they just added the Chaplain class and a bunch of other features
CoH2 was pretty shit. I have zero hope for CoH3. At this point I've given up on Relic entirely.
I just hope they focus on fixing the game for PC instead of on porting the game to consoles.
I would love something like that but it instantly screams like it's going to be one of those shitty rust copies where you build bases and hunt and do random shit.
Honestly I have no hope for an orky game since it should be a singleplayer experience where you can lead large mobs into fucking villages to slaughter and rape everything in site and have large battlefront-esque battles where you can have large amounts of troops in sight at once.
FUCK, we could have shit like that if casuals and muh graphics whores didn't come in and ruin everything. Modern pcs are more than powerful enough to have large scale battles, shit like Mount and Blade prove it. Now imagine if instead of trying to render each guy at 4k we could have 1000 dudes on the field but they are battlefront 2 tier.
BUT FUCKING NO OF COURSE MUH FUCKING GRAPIHCS AMIRITE GUYS LOL US GAMERS LOOK SO SHINY ALL THESE TOYS WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WOULDNT LOOK LIFELIKE THATS BAD I DONT WANT DEPTH, GAMEPLAY OR FUN I WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE
had to get to get that off my chest, I fucking hate casual scum
Did you seriously expect anyone here to actually play it? This place is crawling with consolefaggots and weebs with shit taste.
Squad Broken
You know they'd have some erotic if japs made it
Didn't orks reproduce through spores or some shit?
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They are fungus and while they wouldn't do it you know that the IG would
It was taking too long tbh.
The game wasnt shovelware sugarcoated with cute girls, so no one on this board bought this masterpiece, proof that Holla Forums doesnt play videogames
got the same, but too bad faggot devs/publishers. You made a shit game & product
I remember people here shilling the game. Damn it feels so good. So many fucking idiots on this board need to fuck right back to Reddit where their kind belong because we fucking warned them.
Windows operating system Your first failure. my linux shitty system runs games better then comparable windows shit cause windows is shit.If you want it all in one place you get a console and get spoonfed whatever they developer wants to you have. Whats this free games that are awesome? Thats not really going to happen on most consoles. EVER. Being 100% at the whims of microshit is what most people put up with so that they feel comfertable safe and cant do any kind of shit on there own. Yes I know not all people can handle the complex 12th grade reading level required to understand linux operations or how to follow the laid out steps to install a makefile. But who cares. If you cant do that shit or cant be bothered you deserve all the shit you ever get from sucking microsofts dick. I know standards for schools have drop'd especially for innercity "urban" youths like yourself.
What the fuck retard business decision is this? Did they seriously think people who like League of Legends, DOTA2 or Heroes of the Storm? What the fuck?
Why is life suffering?
i could never get behind the first person dungeon crawls. third person isometric crpgs are what really activate my almonds
but for DOW3 pics related
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Damn, I really wanted to like that game. It was shit.
fair point
A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time.
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