Rey defeats Kylo Ren in combat, and against the Jedi mind trick which she has no knowledge of, against a Man trained by Luke Skywalker, who has fallen to the dark side.
Leia with no training in the Force, cheats death by flying through the vacuum of space, making her more powerful than the Emperor that couldn't stop himself from falling to his death.
William Price
But is the force a fat black woman?
Lincoln Butler
Skywalker meanwhile kills himself just by showing a force ghost of himself to someone.
Tyler Taylor
Rey is actually the granddaughter of the Emperor. Her parents fled to Jakku when the empire fell and then left her to fight the rebel scum. That's why Rey is so powerful.
Nathaniel Kelly
Someone should just start posting THE FORCE IS FEMALE on ss hentai
Bentley Butler
so why is there a jedi academy if you can just do this shit without training?
Luke should've been able to fly like superman into space and destroy the death star himself.
Daniel Myers
It's a mystery! But basically the key to the force is that boys drool and girls are cool.
Isaac Murphy
Keylo Ren activated her when he tried to mind rape her in TFA, and when she flipped the mattress on him, saw his erectile dysfunction and inability to live up to grandpa, she also gained all his force experience that Snokes and Luke had previously trained him in, and they remain psychically linked, making it awkward for either of them to rub one out in peace…
Ryder Fisher
so you can just "activate" people now
Zachary Sanders
Is it fair to say that gender quota killed the rebel fleet?
Jack Morris
Nice touch, user
Jacob Phillips
I should have said "triggered" but we can retcon it like Luke referring to his light saber as a "laser sword" in this travesty.
Luke Roberts
How the hell is there even going to be a 'resistance.tm now? Whats left? Like 50 people? Thats not even a military company size. Its like one large platoon. kek
Not that it even matters. Nu-wars makes literally zero sense.
Hudson Robinson
they have other members of the resistance in the outer rim that they tried calling in but they didnt respond
Grayson Bailey
le outer rim.tm
They should all go the outer rim and stay there and never come back.
Grayson Rodriguez
Disney's been going down on Rey's outer rim since episode 7.
Jonathan Carter
how the fuck did 5 minutes of Skype Luke allow them to escape anyway? Did the entire rest of the FO just stop giving a shit?
Michael Morgan
The force is female which is why kylo will be revealed to have 2 mothers. Twice the force in one woman, killed by the ebil first order because they cannot accept their lezbo love. Conceived with future jedi tech or whatever.
Brayden Ross
She got a lot of people killed. That isn't nothing!
Brody Ward
When you see it…
Ayden Garcia
As long as Leia is alive there's a good chance people will rally around her. Whoops! Also the massive success of the Resistance fleet at not getting entirely wiped out is inspiring people across the galaxy, like those kids at the end of the movie. That's about it, really.
Landon Lee
…you can't unsee it.
Jonathan Moore
It was so moronic to have Leia be the only OT character left alive at the end of the film. Now they either have to cut her character from IX or replace her with awful CG.
Evan Ward
That’s not it
Luke Miller
LIAR
Jason Ward
Is it the guy in the background?
Nathaniel Nguyen
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Anthony Ramirez
lel
Michael Richardson
What is that?
Jack Sanders
The didn't kill her off because she's a woman , they probably planned to make her train rey and command the "resistance™". Now that she died in real life they cut her role down however Kathleen Kennedy doesn't want to kill off the character because "muh vagina so they will do a rogue one cgi (despite what they say) of her. Or they might do it the old fashion way by showing a similar looking actress from behind or indirectly and have continuous references to her in the last movie.
Juan Rogers
Its that "Daughter" bullshit from the 2008 Clone Wars cartoon all over again. Literally the worst arc alongside Ventress's and Maul's Dathomir bullshit nobody ever asked for.
Henry Foster
The patriarchy, they finally killed it.
Liam Richardson
Hellraiser
Brody Robinson
another raped franchise
Austin King
Kathleen Kennedy's soul.
Jack Johnson
First they utterly ruin the series and make 3 shitty movies, and then they brag about how they've taken it away from men, somehow.. and they are not only now proud to have rubbed their vaginas all over a substandard product, but they are taking spiteful glee in it… Are women really, truly this retarded? I know that they are bad enough to make me stick to a path of voluntary celibacy, but… Are they devoid of taste? Do they have no self respect? Are they really just so petty and starved for something to call their own that they'll settle for the pyrrhic victory of burning down something beloved by others as a means to prop up their egos?
Jace Price
You dont have to be celibate user. There are normal average women out there. Just remember. In America on elections years only 50 percent of eligible voters even bother too vote. Only 50 percent. So. Basically there are a ton of ppl out there who have no idea about the kinds of topics or kinds of women we complain about as le enlightened internet channers. Always remember that. We are among the select here.
Tyler Foster
And by ppl I mean females.
Brody Torres
you should get a ban for this post tbh
Carter Price
at your ignorance.
Jonathan White
these look like battleborn characters
Jaxon Clark
lel
Elijah Murphy
...
James Martinez
They pulled all the same shit for TFA, but the betasoy bugmen were still too retarded for this to register. Now a few more are waking up.
Isaac Ramirez
GOOD JORB WOMYN
Gabriel Richardson
THE FORCE IS SHEMALE
Aiden Barnes
This. Can't believe disney is such transphobic cis scum that they went with 'female'
Noah Anderson
Kek you've gotta be shitting me. They've gone that far to cater to tumblr.
Noah Nguyen
Good, good. claps hand Someone noticed. Maybe the memechlorian count of you guys isn't as low as I expected. Here, have the original edit to meme around with.
Brayden Scott
I dont see it…..
Lucas Garcia
ofc you dont. too much soy reduced your m-count to zero
Angel Stewart
Delet this.
Jose Carter
If I'm understanding this movie right, the moral of the story is letting rainbow hairs be in charge will ruin everything, and the best thing they could ever do to help is kill themselves?
Asher Morgan
Hear, hear!
Jaxon Wright
wtf is wrong with her neck?
Nicholas Martin
optical illusion. she has the moral high ground and looks down on you. that's why the perspective seems skewed
Camden Cruz
reactionary rightwing (mentally ill) cumskin pussies are SO easily triggered. sad!
Cameron Sanders
Nah, it's shitty and using faggot (Cultmarx) shit to try to cover for it.
Kayden Kelly
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Camden Adams
Defending garbage movies is real badass I guess?
Isaiah Long
Remember when Star Trek: Discovery shilled for this thing?
Logan Price
Holla Forums remembers everything >>>/sa/394
Kevin Carter
But women hate other women with a passion, does that mean that the terrible deaths of women in Star Wars happen because its the will of the female force that wants all the cute boys for herself?