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Haha?

Free to download premium app that then makes you pay for the actual benefit of it and having 5 duplicate listings on steam.

It's hilarious.

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Jesus christ, it's real.
What a disaster.

I don't get it even after the vague explanation was posted.

Each day we approach a new level of jewishness.

Haha.

Sounds like a deal(tm).
Thanks for the update.

Valve is falling, falling, falling down. Pack it in boys, PC gaming is officially entering the middle of it's dark age.

What?

Valve has been dead since the steam TOS change like around 2012. Where the fuck have you been?

Wait couldn't you just play on ESEA or any of those other private ladders for free?

I don't understand the type of thing I'm looking at.

To what end? To pad the number of games you own?

You ever get some free program to see non free features.

It's that but it's for the whole program, it's free to download with a subscription to use any of it's functions

I'm glad I hate videogames.

Been pirating vidya, and hunkering down with my backlog.

Once you install it it ask for for a forced restart if you wish to "try" it. What do you think they want? Why would a program designed for game matchmaking want you to restart your system?

Read some reviews.

It forces your computer into a botnet, to mine bit coins for ESEA's creator.

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So… is this some sort of E-Sport related shit that actually install malware inside your computer?

Yes

That's great then, every retarded e-sportfag needs to have his computer annihilated

Fuck off Raandy Bobandy.


Clickity-clack get in my sack.

And Steam just allows that? They are going to get sued one of these days.

actually steam is getting sued for the crate box shit right now

Good, maybe they will learn.

I saw it this morning, I couldn't stop laughing. Why do you faggots still have Steam installed anyways?

That is indeed funny

honestly I use it to find games and the pirate them. steam has the best game browser and filters.

Just use the website then?

I despise its search system, it doesn't help you one bit if you can't remember the full name of the game. If it's a game that I can remember and only know the first word or can't spell it right the it's "yeah here are completely unrelated games

hmm good point

Do you have the creepy pasta that goes with this pic?

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I think valve falling down would actually be the Golden Age

Wow, you really can't make this shit up. Valve is going down in flames.

Here

I just noticed this.

I'm conflicted.

IT'S A STAIRCASE YOU CIS-HUMAN SCUM

Your hope is endearing, but ultimately foolish.

Am I fucking stupid?
I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

bottom post got dubs, trust him.

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Wait a second, didn't the company behind this also get caught installing bitcoin miners on computers like three years ago?

What the fuck is ESEA and why have I heard about it so much recently?

How will I sleep tonight

It's some gay e-splorts shite.

with me bby~

EVERYBODY WHO HAS STEAM GO ONLINE AND TAG ESEA AS FOLLOWS

That's lewd.

Done

not your personal army, redditor

Done.

just trust me you dumb fucks

What's the creepypasta?

i'm goin in

nigga what?

I just don't think Steam cares anymore because of all the money they make. They just seem to rely on the community to bring attention to it.


Apparently so

Did you actually download this or is this just a snippit of the trailer? I'm hoping to god it's the latter for you.

hah you actually think i just installed this?
no
its much worse than that :^)

One of the better ones to come from reddit. Multiple parts, but sticks to just anecdotes about spooky forest stuff.

reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/

You best be jestin'.

why is his hand backwards?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING HERE FAGGOT?

why would i lie on the internet?

GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wuh?

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Damn, three phrases that cement your shit existence, ez.

thanks anus you really got me

Archive that shit nigga
archive.is/hGvcK

Here's a better explanation.

The app is free to download, but to use it you have to pay for it.

reddit has periodic purges of people who don't kiss enough mod ass.

It's like, twelve parts. No point.

Done

never thought I'd see a Thoorin reaction image on Holla Forums.

Well, looks like it's time to dl my library to an external drive.

This really confuses me.
Why did it have to take up 5 slots exactly when all of them link to the same page?
Are they ultra-shilling or something?

Ignored Steam for the last two years. Not going to break my record for you.