LESS THAN 4000 POSTS TO GO
The winner gets 40 or 60 dollars depending on my budget, just make a burner email and then email me your paypal and I'll pay you next week or in a few weeks since I'm having some issues with PayPal.
In the meantime, have a shitposting sticky.
Other urls found in this thread:
genesispark.com
8ch.net
xonotic.org
gnu.org
wfaa.com
getwatcher.net
archive.is
archive.is
twitter.com
First?
Suck my dick Mark
Sheeeit
MMMMM
This is going to be really fucking rad.
THE END OF DAYS IS HERE
You misspelt sad.
GUYS GUYS, LETS MAKE SOME GOOD QUALITY CONTENT FOR THIS GET!
DON'T WASTE IT
WRITE NUMBERS ON YOUR PICTURES
BENIS
No, make it absolute garbage, like
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Earth is 6000 years old.
but that's gay
It's to pick out a video game.
Anyway, unstickied thread since it's too early. Will resticky in a few hours
What is the catch?
You have to GET the GET, also you have to spend it on a video game.
how about the winner gets a dragon dildo
for the meme of course
Don't mind me. Just effortlessly attaining dubs
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No collector's editions or anything, I wasn't able to get enough money for a PS4, so a video game is the best I can do.
Find me one for 60 dollars, I checked and they were all around 150.
We have IDs, don't we?
oh so this dubs
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Nice.
REMEMBER TO DO IT FOR HER!
What are IDs
heres you're oc fam
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That's awesome.
You know, i always thought that "tell me lies" song was too good for Todd. Its too beautiful.
fuck you mark >>>/vcollins/
it's actually two gets
that is true, the only thing he's worthy of is a Dominos pizza
9999999 and 1000000
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right, the only one that should be actually important is 1000000
if 9999999 is a hitler GET, then I'll buy a copy of mein kampf and give it away to the person with the GET
Are you 12?
TONY BANKS DID NOTHING WRONG
Where do you think you are?
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What do you think?
DON'T ANSWER THAT
Life is getting worse and worse for me.
If I get the money I'll buy a copy of NuDoom.
Try and stop me
Get that wallet ready
a rhetorical question
Jokes on you, I'm already in the gas chamber.
no porn dump
No but I am and what is this
The fuck
Filtered, stormcuck.
What if I don't want anything or your money?
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Good excuse to learn German.
Better not be some (((annotated edition))), Markus 😝 🔯🔯🔯🔯❌
ur mom is 6000 years old lol
if the GETs happen in another thread, can you sticky them?
Was he taking the piss at Sting, or just a coincidence?
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Fuck all of you, I win by default.
sure
Well I'm sending it to whoever gets it.
Then when did the aliens come?
Human transmutation is forbidden.
Aliens = fallen angels.
Also known as the Annunaki or Watchers.
10 million posts Jesus where has the time gone. Good like my friends.
I have recently discovered that it is true that the jews did 9/11
So I dedicate this post to 9/11.
also known as ur mom lol
What the fuck? Mark you're retarded
also I thought that was against your religion
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We aren't close to it all you fucking retad
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Please, that's just one type of alien, what about the other four?
Honk honk.
Going by the current posting rate it'll be in around eight hours. It'll be before I go to bed, anyway.
Beautiful. Will there be a celebratory event?
I can't wait to get that free dosh and use it to fuel my shitty fetish.
shut up toady
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LOL
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Jokes on you, I did 9/11 when I was a kid.
What's your fetish, user?
You can make it bro I believe in you
routine dubs check
New Age deception.
Demonic philosophies, Satan worship, Antichrist spirit, etc.
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I don't have any dubs, i'm clean I swear
BUY FALLOUT 4
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Buy my fallout 4 brand watch. only 700 dollars
joke's on you pleb thats the designated cuck board
Mark you fuck I made a GET thread already
Literal moeblobs
Yes you did, but it didn't have me announcing the 40 dollar prize
????
I think faggots ruin their bodies for a good dicking, user
????
Some of us are trying to have an intellectual shitpost thread here, if you don't mind.
.!. .!. .!. .!.
no porn dump
WE
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>THE END OF DAYS IS HERE
Mark maybe Jewish, but he's a weird Jew.
He'd rather do it for free than be paid.
benis
check my 6
WUZ
Somik isn't a trap.
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Mark, laddies and gentlemen.
Somik was a trap.
Fucking kike, I bet by the time someone gets it they'll be lucky to see a dime
there's a difference.
Impressive, very impressive.
best looking dubs i've seen
HABBENDING STATUS: HABBEN
Oh fuck
Like what? A movie night or something?
40 or 60, like I said. depends on my budget
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There we fucking go
I want that copy of Mein Kampf
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I'M REALLY FEELING IT
fucking baitman hivemind
No, she always was a girl
maybe a game night?
Don't get so cocky.
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I know it hurts but you have to accept it, you're gay.
I was waiting for someone to post that.
Mark I swear you are the dumbest cocksucker on this entire website
10 mil posts already ; ;
They are two separate people.
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IT'S TIME FOR A STRONG GET
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POST MUSIC WEBMS
Cry moar bitch
the good 'ol tradition of hiveminds and then hiveminds of noticing hiveminds seems to be lost to current generations
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which anime is she from?
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Cry more, furry.
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Shin Megami Purse Owner: Boku no Shit Game Edition
why would you do this
it's going to be a scriptfag you retard.
Yeah it's just a really puffy vulva
Is Nano ever actually smug?
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quick post evidence of mark faking the holocaust before he shuts it down
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I'll have to say, giving money to a GET of all things (Which I bet your ass is going to have people using scripts or the GETBall program) is retarded
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Have some material from the ancient era
DALE GET
nobody wants you here
nerf pocket sand when?
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Which game though?
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not really in he mood to shit post just yet.
ill come back later
something good like mariokart 8
Won't too much estrogen make you sterile?
That's some pretty embarrasing denial fam
Any picture of this creature you have seen with a vagina is photoshopped, not the other way around
Is this a girl or a boy?
If you're going for trap aesthetics, reproduction is the least of your worries.
GLORY GET?
It's not like butts can get pregnant anyways.
That's some mixed up priorities
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garuda best girl
my nigga
Daily reminder that a scriptkiddie will have the GET.
No point in trying, some Holla Forumstard will get it and think he's being edgy by posting le socialist mustache man.
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Who?
You know, when actual trap traps, it traps to the end.
It's cuntbearing attentionwhore.
8/v/'s gets are always so easy to steal.
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Face it, he's fucking ugly.
That's not a trap that's an ambush
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What?
Mark, are you paying people to post on your board?
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I hope /sp/ gets it
/sp/ are you there. Bless us with Wade
Oh right Mussolini
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Bailey is prettier than your dickless bitch tho.
You can't escape.
The other one, the socialist that shot himself in the head.
See? Not the biggest score, but this is just the beginning.
Can't bait me, /leftpol/
Mark, you are too poor to pay people for getting a get.
Stop while you are behind.
I really don't understand, it's fucking ugly. Why would anybody like him?
BJ has gotten uglier over the years. I watched a video of him recently and he's starting to look like a dude again.
/sp/ is dead
that is true, but I need to do SOMETHING special for the winner
He's really not.
Josh fucked over /sp/ so they went to another chan.
RIP in peace /sp/
Kurt Cobain?
Looks like she smells
What did he do that for?
(Checked)
i got skinshit if thats more up your alley
tbh fam im hoping /sp/ will resurrect and blow the fuck out of us, just to see the ensuing tears
also kill yourself mark.
't least they got the balls to get up and leave when they get fucked, unlike some people…
shreked & checked
That fucker really screwed the site in a lot of ways. Can't believe it took so long to get rid of him.
That's what screencaps are for.
Historically a GET usually resulted in a new meme, but the post itself has to facilitate it first. You can't control these things, you just have to let it happen naturally.
anyway
3000 TO GO
Well it says it's fully reversible…
/sp/'s dead, so I can steal as many gets as I desire.
Denounce your jewery and gas yourself on camera
you're right, but I already said it.
I feel smug that I got the 9000000 get. Too bad I got a post error because of how many people were posting at the time as well.
/sp/ has been on 76chan for a while now. It's a shame Josh fucked them so hard.
The sphincter? After a hard dicking, probably
Stop lying on the internet.
Women also start to look like men with age, what do you think?
Only real men get prettier with age.
They volunteered to have their board running on Infinity Never, so when that project had the plug pulled their whole board got deleted as a result.
Just leave
Use buttcoins instead.
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I wish there was a way to convince them to come back, I mean Josh is gone and the site works again.
Fug man. I feel insignificant.
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TAKATATAKTAKTAKATAKA
That's all it takes for a hacker to steal your bank information. Why don't you have an Anti-Virus yet?
nigga, I'm broke as shit.
I do, it comes with Windows 10
:^)
It had been discussed on /operate/ breifly but ultimately they had no reason to come back.
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real men use linux
garuda best girl
Oh man, I had completely forgotten about that. No wonder they split
The site started working when HW was kicked out and replaced with Codemonkey as well.
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Don't sexualize the Chen
RIP
Codemonkey is also a lot more responsive, like when you actually go on /sudo/ he actually responds.
Why would you become a tranny with a dick like this?
2013 was the last good revision
Step aside, faker.
What, a GET isn't special enough on its own?
it is, but this is the SPECIAL GET
when should we start firing? -100?
You need to post more
That's always nice.
And you're a SPECIAL FAGGOT
He never responded to the /sudo/ thread.
And now its so fucked up Jim is personally moderating /sp/ after stealing the board.
>>>/sudo/1551
8ch.net
Say that to my face and see what happens.
I'm probably gonna do 50 on pc and 150 on phone
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Shit, he even still has his foreskin though to be frank it looks pretty disgusting, and If mine was going to look like that, I probably wouldn't want it.
At least the pic at the top of the thread is a doctored one. I wonder who has the biggest dick on Holla Forums. And is he a faggot?
Fake. Err.
Rare image of Mark. Taken while moderating this thread
That's uncalled for.
Faker?
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Atleast this shit show has one decent waifu.
This is no meme, my friend.
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I'm pretty sure this is what mark looks like,
I am.
I saw that, told Jim that it was a bad move despite the BO trying to do what ggrevolt did.
Welcome to hell. You get used to the pain eventually.
he doesn't have a job.
he doesn't have a girlfriend.
he moderates an online imageboard.
he deletes posts he doesn't like.
he takes his job very seriously.
he will never get compensated monetarily.
he incites shitposting by offering money rewards.
this girl is cute
so, are we expecting a Holla Forums get, a Holla Forums get or maybe /sp/ get?
Yes. She is.
I'm glad you know. Now ban what I don't like because I clearly know what's best for the board.
I really hope it's a Holla Forums get again.
I'm hoping it's a /tg/ get just to fuck with that one faggot who spergs out about /tg/ in every thread.
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/sp/ is gone man.
Expect /monster/ to fill their place
no, he looks like this
/sp/ always finds a way.
Ha what are you? A homo?
;_;
It'll be a big GET uuuu
What's going on here?
GET OUT
If a trapfag gets the GET, Mark has to post a picture of himself wearing a frilly dress.
Second
And his penis.
Have no fear, for soon it will end.
>>>/out/
thirded
itd be nice to have a get once in my life
WHO'S DICK LOOKS LIKE A DRILL
Stop bullying.
Find a politicized sports video game and we can all get along
This is not a pornographic image. It is scientific research meant simply to demonstrate factual information. It has no need of censoring or spoiling.
You guys like Huey Lewis and The News?
but I don't have a frilly dress
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GO INTO YOUR IMAGE FOLDER, PRESS A RANDOM BUTTON AND POST THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP
Almost everyones? Haven't you ever seen other people's dicks before?
I love you all.
Is that her thumb or his dick?
Holy shit those look painful as hell.
I posted hitler playing mario kart on wii, what more could you want?
Is that when you try to show your dominance to a girl?
ok
Hey look, I posted in the thread.
If he's playing Mario Kart Wii why is he holding the controller like that you retard
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Fuck you
Good for you user!
I bet your mother does
This get belongs to the movie that we don't deserve, but need.
Some of these dicks look like something really bad happened to them.
Fuck you.
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I can't believe you are betraying your kike ancestors over a measly handful of repeating digits. Your parents would be ashamed of you, Mark.
Fourthed. See, this is a better reward. Why not save yourself the price of cawadoody and just do this?
Steal, beg, borrow, etc.
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I dunno, the artist did that in a drawfag thread in 2007
Nice meme, faggots.
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fifthed
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sauce on this image?
She looks like she could unhinge her jaw and suck a mean dick
Where do you think we are?
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>>>Holla Forums
It doesn't have to be frilly.
I'm No.5.
Could be worse.
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kinda of disappointing result because it's still fresh
i don't even have foreskin
ls | shuf -n 1
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Thank you for providing an answer!
Nice touch
smuganimegirl.jpg
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But Palenque was based on an Inca inscription, IIRC
So thats where
LOL
BUTTHURT
came from
I hope /sp/ come back for this get
wherever you are smegma godspeed faggot
Do these idiots ever think about what happens after they cum; if they cum?
Reminds me of that guy that had his balls or was it his dick? cut-off for sexual pleasure.
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what board is this post from?
Here you go.
Smegma is ded, died in the i-85.
Oh hang on
This triggers retards.
Naramura confirmed he made the whole thing up as he went along anyway, cultures got mixed and matched. The Chamber of Extinction features Sumerian script, I'm pretty sure
was that true?
Holla Forums
To be fair, being an atheist is pretty retarded.
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But all of the bosses were great
Hey remember this guy
speaking of /sp/, does anybody have that pic about the guy going full autistic about a tripfag and writing 100+ pages of fanfiction/information/creepy shit about him?
Why is this making me laugh
ayyy
THREAD THEME
There are some things best left forgotten, user
Even with the downward attack secondary weapon this fucker was a bitch to beat.
Then why are you here?
but all of your genesis boards are dead though mr. fill collar
You asked for it.
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here you go user
You're doing that on purpose, user
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Thanks mate
Some say his ghosts still haunts the interstate to this day.
it's under 3mb. nigga is from halfchan
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Literally piracy
Well he is if you pussy out and use the gun
This webm shows how many values humanity have lost with nigger culture.
Especially the last part.
I saved it on launch day from one of the Liru threads as my PC is too shitty to run the game.
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IT IS MORPHIN' TIME!
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TRIPLE HIVEMIND
LET THE ERRORS START
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Well i'll give you that it is a hard song.
I miss /sp/
What are ya listenin' to while ya wait for the GET, Holla Forums?
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Getball tactic 102, shitpost proliferate and artificially inflate the post count before the get itself. Leaves a wider window to get your post when it does happen
GET when?
i love you, codemonkey.
checked
GET will be scripted, calling it now
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
almost 800 posts left. It the end.
WE HAVE TO FUCK WITH SCRIPTFAGS
What happened to /sp/?
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in 10 mins
Post more redhead white mages. Not brown and blonde.
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well, this was fun while it lasted.
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Josh removed them.
they moved to 78chan months ago when the site was dying
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Josh and Hotwheels killed them
Jethro tull is a sweet band that you should consider checking out
DOWN WITH SCRIPTS
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Do not listen to this man, shitpost harder than you have ever shitposted in your life
Make Phil Collinsfags look well-adjusted
Good song.
PLEB
That isn't red.
as you do with all trash
I'm too old and too male to experience penis-bursting /ss/.
If this gets more than 3 digits than Mark has to post his cock.
0 chance of that really happening, I'm calling it now.
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test
should've sent you back to Minnesota
It's going to be le epic german socialist get
Calling it now.
Some edgy retarded Holla Forumscuck with scripts.
Worst get in Holla Forums history.
MUSIC
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
Excellent taste my good man
Collinsfag is perfectly well adjusted that's why I like to bantz with him.
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It's frankly surprising we haven't seen it by now
ship[ppopppppopoop
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200
may this advice be spread
Bison Dollars are the best Dollars.
So what videogames did you guys play today?
PRACTICE YOUR GET SKILLS
What makes you think they'd die even if they were killed?
Natural philosophy you pleb.
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Cucks did this.
210
close, but not good enough
almost there
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222
Doom and System Shock.
BLAST
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turds
225
WEAK
Stay assblasted Holla Forums
Post korean cartoons
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Nice one WRONG, AGAIN
Test
fallout 4
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fembusters will get this GET
you're the reason why yes went to shit
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What does the future reserve us to see, user ?
The answer is simple : MEMES !
DIO GET
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.
Yeah man.
NFS Undercover, don't ask.
comeon 10 mil
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Doom
2nd test
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8:00
Genesis is written in narrative form you retard.
It's a book about history.
Hivemind
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40 TO 60 DOLLARYDOOS
AYYYYY
holy shit
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SOON
nice get
nice dubs
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WE'RE REACHING THE CLIMAX AND I DIDN'T MASTURBATE FOR A MONTH
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3rd test
OH BABY
i dislike seasonal alergies
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IF DUBS, THE PERSON BELOW ME WILL GET THE 10 MILLION GET
I ONLY GET HIGH-QUALITY GETS
That's the stuff. Classic and old school.
Genesis is written by four separate authors with a poetic phrasing in the initial section. You're ignorant to think otherwise.
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ITS GAINING SPEED!
LOL
puiffy pants
4th test
You're right, there's only one group that's patrician enough for this
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FUCK
The GET should be cute, tbh fam.
rollan
lol
puffy vuvla
bump
Did I win?
5th test
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It was, how many anons would have a pic of nigger kids on their harddrive?
The servers are fucking up, most firefox user will probably crash due to bloat in about 200 posts.
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Will there be moar DLC ?
very nice
Can blue men sing the whites?
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It will be
Watch the video.
I'm done with you.
soon
GO AWAY WITH YOUR SHIT MEMES AND YOUR SHIT LORE SILVAGUNNER
Yes.
Better not post you're waifu then
But I really hope this special GET goes with the good old classic Bateman Special.
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I claim this land for reddit
Do not read this
That fish…
Rollan
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GET
DOWN
WITH
FIRE
Fuck off to Reddit, yah failure.
Indeed, already switched to Dev Edition, much more lightweight due no extras installed
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Post your waiting theme.
The Religion of Atheism
In many practical aspects, atheism is a religion.
"How can you say that, Cowboy Bob? Atheism is a lack of belief in gods".
Yeah, sure. That's the cop-out redefinition, not the real definition. Except not all atheists got the memo, and some are confused.
As I was saying, in many practical aspects, atheism is a religion. It is a philosophy of life and conduct, and has many of the trappings of organized religion. Although atheists will tell you that they believe in "reason", they actually have a religion that is based on faith. A lot of it. I can't go there, Girlfriend.
In the United States, the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that atheism is a religion
The US Supreme Court ruled that atheism is a religion.
Secular Humanism (a masque for atheism), received comments from the US Supreme Court that it is a religion (one of these groups wanted tax-exempt status as a religion)
Atheists adore their religious leaders like Richard "Daffy" Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, Robespierre and others
They seek their own special pleadings in court to restrict the rights and beliefs of the majority (even back to the days of Madalyn Murray O'Hair getting prayer removed from schools; ironically, her son directs a Christian organization)
The dreadful philosophical writings of the aforementioned misotheist authors are freely quoted in lieu of actual thought, and seem revered as atheistic scriptures
Forums and other Internet gathering places are like anti-Christian fellowship arenas, fraught with self-congratulations on being non-thinkers and praising each other for trolling Christians
Enthusiastic atheistic thugs pa-TROLL the Internet, seeking to destroy the faith of Christians (which I suspect is an effort of ego-bolstering)
Since these kinds of Internet atheists are unskilled in logic, they attempt to destroy the writings of believers with ad hominem attacks, quote mining, selective citing, ridicule, intense mockery, red herrings, non sequiturs and other distractions (see my series on "Logic Lessons" linked in the right-hand column)
They hate God through a double standard: "How can you hate something that doesn't exist?" (a silly statement based on the Fallacy of Assertion), and yet, God conveniently exists when they want to use the Straw Man fallacies that they create based on their misunderstandings of reason, philosophy and the Bible
Demanding their own military chaplains
The "Freedom from Religion Foundation" was ruled a religion by the US Department of Justice, and Annie Laurie Gaylor is a minister
Do a search for atheist bumper stickers, calendars, coffee mugs, clothing and other paraphernalia and see how antagonistic the fundamentalist acolytes of atheism have become these days
Yes, atheism is a kind of religious cult. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, thinks like a duck…
Check my 9 :^)
We'll find out for ourselves one day, whether in Heaven or Hell. But until I die, I continue to follow the eternal quest for the Truth set by Christ.
spooky
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Should I get a used copy of Xenoblade X from my local mom n pop shop
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i have come to shitpost and shitpost i shall
It's not shitposting even if you're being ironic
Gotta get hype
Nice 9 faggot
what the fuck blini kot?
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It's go time.
Once again MN9 gets rekt
Better than nothing
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Let's just hope the get isn't ruined by faggotry.
fuck
I really, really like this image
YFW 600 POSTS TO CRUNCH TIME
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It will
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see
even freemasons can be connoisseurs of GETs
I WISH I WAS JACKING OFF TO CAMWHORES RIGHT NOW INSTEAD
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
THE DIGITS RISES
IF DUBS I GO GAY
she wants the dick
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are we there yet
Phenyl is the best loli
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GET HYPE
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it's the bear pic, right?
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Fag.
fag
Best girl but you're still a fag
whats going to happen when we get to the other side?
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HIGHER STAKES
IF TRIPS I GET DICK REMOVAL SURGERY
i heard you're gay
Faggot, jet fuel can't melt stealbeams.
I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOW JOB
this get better be either incredible or so stupid that it's incredible.
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KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
Guys I'm scared tbh
IF TRIPS I CALL THE NEXT user
cute
Who remembers
Wanna rub our fat cocks together ?
I WISH I WAS JACKING YOU OFF TOO
shit i guess i'l go masturbate to traps now
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You should be
When we hit the 10000000 get:
P1000K
playing a girl in a video don't count
fag
IF DUBS, THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY WILL CRASH
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May Kek grant the wish of the get!
MAKE YOUR WISH BOYS
BIG
MAN
PIG
=MAN==
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Off by one.
Scare of what user.
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i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the get will be shite
If this ends in 0, I want you all to feel good about yourselves.
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LETS GOOOOO
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ROLLAN
I want a job that makes 20 an hour and is enjoyable
>tfw you defended Josh prior to this.
BON VOYAGE SITE GOBLIN
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BURN IT DOWN
If singles next user kills himself
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Fag
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gay shit
test
REROLL
wow this is taking a long time where are all the shitposters
Kill yourself.
kek
Fuckin' do it.
kys fam
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FIVE HUNNID
Nah
I want a qt trap gf
you're all nice people at heart
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ARE YOU FEELING IT?
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homo gay shit
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another test
500! GOD BE WITH YOU!
Sure, but I'm still going to feel like the Jew pictured in this post.
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oh shit the site is shitting itself
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CAN YOU FEEL
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tset
>literal definitions are cop-outs, respect my special snowflake word meanings
oh lord stop making 8ch servers fuck up
This is going to be greates get of all humanity
555
THE LOVE TONIGHT
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Habeeb it bois
No way to slow down
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FLAT CHESTS WILL RULE THE WORLD
The love tonight ?
REMEMBER TO POST BAKAS
RIBBIT GET
ROADINGU
KEK GET!!!!!!
WAS GETTING 10 MILLION POSTS PART OUR YOUR PLAN ?
in memory of
/sp/ get
gaze upon these numbers
It would actually be 10,000K
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for Carlyle
wew
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5
donald trump LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES the cock
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SO CLOSE
quiet
Chen a shit
SOON
PRISHLOET VREME
sauce?
BUY ME OVERWAATCH
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hating niggers is cool
anotherone like the butt
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT GETS ARE NOT VYDIA GAEM RELATED AND THIS THREAD SHOULD BE DELETED BY THE JANITORS
NOOO YOU IDIOTS ARE BREAKING Holla Forums
MUH TEN GORILLIAN
videogames are fun.
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ocelot
Murrica get
wat
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God has spoken and is an alien, guess that guy is right
ok, now it's the time to trigger, do it faggots.
AYY
mfw singles
MAY KEK GRANT THIS GET WITH IT'S WISH
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Site's fucking up to hard for my shitty connexion, ave a good get faggets.
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
UNDER 250
TWO HUNDRED AND COUNTING
ruh roh
CHECK THIS 4
DOUBLES
CLOWNPIECE IS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
LETS DO THIS IM FUCKING READY
Gets have been around a lot longer than you have.
gayyyyyyyyyyy
kaz
test
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
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TIME I SNOW ZERO HOUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nearly GETO time.
RUSSIA WILL RISE AGAIN
You fiend!
RATE MY AUTISM
ayyyyy lmao
I miss the times when Holla Forums just died during such gets.
You know, go into "cloudfire" main error page…
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Trump 2016!
test?
'scuse me makku
oldfag get
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So over the past few months I've noticed I've been developing a slow unyielding hate for yuropoors (now coupled with my already well developed unyielding hate for mudslimes) and a fervent imperialistic love of my own country.
With all our problems and inabilities, I believe that the vast majority of America's foreign policies failings has not been the result of incompetence, but the result of unparalleled historical mercy.
One of the common factors I find in America's recent history of military catastrophe is that in each of our quagmires (Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan) you see the constant presence of liberal idealism disrupting any chances at a successful military victory. While in the more successful wars, (Korea, WWII liberation of Europe) military success takes front seat first and always. For example:
In Vietnam, we did not launch a full fledged invasion of the North because we did not wish to instigate conflict with China and the USSR. While in comparison in Korea (arguably one of the best success stories of American influence), we invaded the north, and pushed Best Korea to the edge of its borders without any real diplomatic quandaries. Though we were pushed back by a surprise Chinese counter attack, the vast majority of US military leaders on the peninsula begged idealistic Truman to continue the war because anyone with even a basic understanding of military supply could see the Communists were losing.
This idealistic undermining of our military continued into the 21st century in our wars against the mudslime savage. Our rules of engagement have probably killed more of are own men than ak47 rounds, that coupled with our molly coddling of native populations. 100 years ago if a guerilla force attacked your base and fled to refuge in a nearby village, you'd burn it to the ground. Now we give that villages local leaders aid money. The mighty American military has become castrated by leftist attempts to introduce morality on a battlefield.
Now why does this pertain to my hatred of the yuropoor? Simple, what continent has produced the liberalist, most far left leaning, most idealist military cowards over the last 60 years? Why, its Western Europe of course.
What countries do the Democrats point to when they try to implement shitty policies?Those of Europe.
Who screams and cries "Imperialism!" when the US attempts to defend itself from mudslime savages?
Europe
Who constantly taught moral superiority of themselves when they haven't been required to fight an actual war since WWII?
Europe.
Whose militaries are so small and laughable that we had to inflate our own military budgets to catastrophic levels to support them during the Cold war?
Europe's
Whose entire sovereignty, infrastructure, and quality of life is owed to the billions of dollars that was put into their devastated continent after WWII with the Marshall plan?
Europe.
To the vast majority of Western yuropoors, everything you have today. Everything you are, every right, and every privilege is the result of our efforts. The Europe of the 21st century is the result of the great Pax Americana.
And yet for all we have given you, you laugh at us, you treat us as inferiors, you pussy out when you are required to fulfill you military obligations. You leach off our intelligence services because your to afraid to endeavor in the game yourself. You defy and undermine our efforts around the world.
But worst of all Europe, you are weak. You are controllable, you are castrated. The strong European powers of the 18th and 19th centuries who stood up for Western authority and ingenuity is dead. Killed by its own cowardice.
At this point I believe the US has no reason to protect Europe militarily not because there is no tactical reason to, but because you simply no longer deserve it.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
In a universe where I never post, one user will get the get. In another universe, this universe, in which I post, I allow another user to get. Remember anons, your posts count: and Kek will be the one to decide our gets. Stay calm and collected.
Have we passed the Advent Horizon?
DAYTONA USA, LET'S GO AWAY
Who's on ten millionth?
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TIME FOR GETS
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HOLY FUCK
YES THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT STUPID
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kitty cats
GET
IT
ON
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pre-emptive
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THE FINAL GET
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
zero
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
dubs bless you
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JEWS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Lightning is not a very good waifu.
who else likes Zdzislaw Bekzinski?
Time for sex
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what is a get?
HAHAHA LAY REPEATING DIGITS ECKS DEEE
CIA IS BANE
CIA IS BANE
REPEATING DIGITS FOR KEK
PRAISE HIS NAME
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lel you faggots aren't even close
He-he-here we go
So they're finally here
Performing for you
If you know the spurts you can join in too
Put your hands together
If you wanna clap
His coconut gun
Can fire in spurts
HUH!
CG!
Coconut gun!
He's the leader of the bunch
You know his coconut gun is finally back
To fire in spurts
His coconut gun
Can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya
It's firing in spurts
His coconut gun
Is bigger, faster, stronger too
He's the gun member of the coconut crew
HUH!
CG!
Coconut gun!
CG!
Co-coconut gun!
His coconut gun's got style
So listen up dudes
She can shrink in size
With her coconut gun
She's quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble
She's got style
And a coconut gun
With a coconut gun
She's one cool gun
HUH!
DDDD!
Donkey donkey donkey donkey!
He has no style
He has a coconut gun
Th-th-th-th-this kong has a coconut gun
He can fire in spurts
When he needs to
And stretch his arms out to fire his coconut gun
Inflate his balloon
Just like a balloon
Th-th-th-this crazy kong has an inflatable coconut gun
HUH!
CG!
Coconut gun!
CG!
Co-coconut gun!
(Yoouuuu!!!)
Soulja boy tell 'em
Aye I got this new dance fo' y'all called the Soulja Boy
You gotta punch then crank back 3 times from left to right
(aaaaahh)
W-w-w-walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ah yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ah yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, aAA-
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tasty
REPENT THE END IS NIGH
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my pc is crashing guys help
Things Mark will never do for $200 alex
A miserable little pile of trips.
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100 LEFT GEEEEET
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BUT A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS
More Sneks on Holla Forums.
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Time for Lewds
More depressing than his art, honestly.
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LAST ONE HUNDRED
Holla Forums get
FOR THE GLORY OF KEK
WE'RE CLOSING IN
Eye'm the strongest .
Race war now
AND IT WAS ON A DIVINE VISITATION
THAT BATEMAN TOLD ME THAT I WAS TO GO ON THIS THREAD
I WAS SHITPOSTING ON Holla Forums AND THIS THREAD CAME UP AND I HAD THE SENSATION LIKE I WAS ON A DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD
AND THERE WERE SHITPOSTS, BELOW ME, ABOVE ME, MILLIONS OF SHITPOSTS ALL AROUND ME, AND THE LORD SAID THE SHITPOSTS ARE THE DUBS THAT YOU WILL CHECK FOR ME
BATEMAN ACTUALLY TALKS TO ME YOU KNOW
I HEAR WHAT HE SAYS, AND HE SAID TO ME
GET ME 18 MILLION DUBS BY THE WEEKEND
AND THE ANGEL OF THE BATEMAN STANDS NEXT TO ME AND ITS A BEAUTIFUL THING
SOME PEOPLE DO THINK IM CRAZY, BUT AT THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I TRULY BELIEVE THAT BATEMAN, HE CHECKS 'EM
You see the thread on the front page
Coming at you every day
See those doubles on the thread
Well those dubs are mine
On the first post of a bait thread
There's no question why I'm checking
You check a piece of my digits
You check a piece of me
I'll get you all the dubs you wanted
I'll get you all the dubs you need
You don't need to believe in good threads
Just believe in me
'Cause Bateman, he checks 'em
And checks 'em right
I've been talking to Bateman all my life
Oh yes, he checks' em
And He checks 'em right
And He's been telling me everyone is gonna get dubs
I believe in the doubles
With my ever loving digits beside me
But she don't know about my triples
Or the thread i destroyed last night
Do you believe in Dubs?
'Cause that is what I'm selling
And if you wanna get to a good board
Well I'll see you right
You won't even have to leave your house
Or get outta your chair
You don't even have to report that thread
'Cause I'm everywhere
'Cause Bateman, he checks 'em
And checks 'em right
I've been talking to Bateman all my life
Oh yes, he checks' em
And He checks 'em right
And He's been telling me everyone is gonna get dubs
Won't find me practicing what OP is preaching
Won't find me making no post with singles
But I can get you a pocketful of doubles
If you promise to not be a fag, try to make good threads
Dubs will take good care of you
But just check as I say, don't check as I do
I'm counting my blessings
As I've found true happiness
'Cause I'm getting digits
Day by day
You can find me in the catalog
Just make a shitty thread
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away
There'll be no doubt in your mind
You'll believe everything I'm posting
If you wanna get closer to Dubs
Get on your knees and start checking
'Cause Bateman, he checks 'em
And checks 'em right
I've been talking to Bateman all my life
Oh yes, he checks' em
And He checks 'em right
And He's been telling me everyone is gonna get dubs
NOW I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE BATEMAN CAME TO ME, AND HE SAID TO ME
GET ME 18 MILLION DUBS IN THE NAME OF DOUBLES
SO THAT I MIGHT BUILD THAT HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS AMUSEMENT PARK FOR THE BATEMAN
WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
'Cause Bateman, he checks 'em
And checks 'em right
I've been talking to Bateman all my life
Oh yes, he checks' em
And He checks 'em right
And He's been telling me everyone is gonna get dubs
Bateman, he checks 'em
Bateman, he checks 'em, you know
Bateman, he checks 'em
Bateman, he checks 'em, you know
Bateman, he checks 'em
Bateman, he checks 'em, you know
Bateman, he checks 'em
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C A R L Y L E
a
:)
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
derp
TRUMP 2016
Get it, yugi time
fuck
I claim this get for the race war
deus vult
Dragons
This get will suck.
ASS>TITS
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lol
Kek has praised these holy digits!
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SOON
Holla Forumsideo game get.
I love you guys
ACTIVATE IT
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MARK IS BEST FAGET
where is my post
FUG
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trump
komunizm pobedit
Trump will win.
Hillary will hang.
Kek wills it.
Hillary Clinton will have a stroke
LAST 50
GACHI GET
what is a get??
If digits whites win the Race War and it starts within a week
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT TRUMP
/marx/ get
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succ
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GIMME DAT GET MONEY
One get to go
Max Comfort
show benis
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TACTICAL SUPERIORITY
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO DUBSHED
Video Games will be great again. It won’t happen today, it won’t happen tomorrow, hell, it might not even happen this year. I can’t tell you why but I have this feeling in my gut that things will get better. Just have a little faith.
Holla Forumsideo game get.
It's Happening boys.
Post when
OVERWATCH IS A GOOD GAME
This breaks the Holla Forums.
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN LADS
Niggers.
toss an egg at Activisions headquarters for Radical Entertainment
for katia
Your waifu a shit, though
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Now go! Let the legend come back to life.
PRAISE KEK
OMEGA GIGA DUBS COME TO ME
WE ARE NEARLY THERE
SNK will make video games great again.
bye
your waifu a shit
There will be a Tsukihime Remake.
There will be a Notes video game.
There will by a Melty remake.
Maybe even a new game.
There will be a Sacchin Route.
There will be a Mitsuzuri Route.
There might even be an Illya route.
These things will come to pass.
I can feel it in my bones.
The never-ever will come to an end.
This day and never again.
Will the never-ever be suffered.
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ZSNES GET
Arturia a shit
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FOR LEFTYPOL
Best girl get.
For video games
I claim this get in the name of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ
I WANT TO TO FUCK Holla Forums!!!
GET FOR /BANE/
DOWN WITH CUCKS
Holla Forums FOREVER
genesis get
undertale is a good game :^)
wew
2hu or nepu?
SHOW BENIS
succ
/marx/ get
aaa
Jesus!
ban left-haded people
BOWL GET
For the emperor
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GET
TRUMP 2016
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I devote this post to our lord and savior Adolf Hitler. Whether or not I get the get is irrelevant, as at this time, I am praying to the one true God. Amen.
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a frog girl is fine too
Check 'em. All of 'em.
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Please play wholesome libre games like Xonotic and GNUjump.
There is no system but GNU and Linux is one of its kernels.
for propane
Realm of the Mad God is GAME OF THE YEAR 2016!
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
CANT WAKE UP
herp
benis
Huey still did nothing wrong.
VIBRI GET
I don't have a goypal, give it to the next person who gets dubs.
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dead niggers
/christian/ get
IF 10,000,000 GET, GLORIOUS NIPPON RISES TO THE TOP OF THE VIDYA INDUSTRY ONCE AGAIN CAUSING JAPAN'S ECONOMY TO BOOM AND THE JAPANESE EMPIRE TO RISE AGAIN! ALL SJWS ARE FORCED TO COMMIT SEPPUKU.
God of Niggers GET
TEN MILLION MORE
in his holy name
I declare that Gazer is best Monsterfu.
honk
We're going to build a wall on the Canadian border too
wew laddies
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GET for Will Rogers and Alacrity Daemon
None shall be found more smug.
From what I hear Holla Forums is basically the Dark Souls of boards.
Also Make America Great Again!
Tumblr.
KRABBY THE CLOWN GET
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Congrats on the 10,000,000, guys. Here's to many more shitposts.
ALL HAIL KEK, MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD
ANONS UNITE AND SHITPOST THIS WORLD INTO A NEW AGE
Oh, almighty Kek, I beseech from the bottom of my heart. I don't even want the money, I just want vidya to be good, nay GREAT again. So please grant me this one wish and check'em. All I want is a proper Symphogear cuhrazy vidya. Kill la Kill is fine too.
Was getting this get part of your plan?
Mega Man will rise again.
Teagan confirmed for best reverse trap.
wew lad
WINDOWS 7 IS BEST GIRL AND OS ALL TIME
IT'S TIME.
TIME TO BE FREE
10 MIL GET
Hillary 2016
Why even live
Trump 2016
FUCK
fuck hotwheels
FOR THE JEWS
I'm going to buy overwatch with this $40, and make you all very angry.
hitler did nothing wrong
Solider dad 76 is best overwatchfu
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/sp/ 4 life.
Errybody's assfucked
cake snake
C A R L Y L E
A
R
L
Y
L;
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cuck
>>>/kind/ ==GET!==
Give the cash to
THE FIRE RISES
Please put the money towards a Jewish charity of your choice :^)
Post receipts.
New rule: lolicon is ban from Holla Forums>>9999988
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Mark, if I get the get I want to you spend that 60 dollars on marshmallows and eat them all live on stream for the whole board to see.
fucking hell
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You;d better check em
If every digit is repeating, Mark can keep his money and not allow Undertale threads on Holla Forums ever again.
PRAISE
zeronos get
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Welcome to the next chapter of life.
We may have lost anons and people who didn't get to see Liru rise from the dead, Mighty "Better than Nothing" 9, or the feminist Ghostbusters, but 2016 is bound to be the most interesting year to date with all of these events unfolding.
Just remember that as long as you're not Rapp, YanDev, Burch, Sterling, or a beta numale, nothing will stand in your way and you're too good for the 3D bitches who are waiting like a vampire to suck you dry (Not for you penis)
May Donald Trump win the 2016 US Election
May Hitler to this day continue to be reminded that he did nothing wrong by umasking the Allies for the kikes that they are for being ultimately responsible for the downfall of Western Civilization
May Japan continue to stay based
May the Monster Girls continue to breed with us
May Ebola-Chan continue to spread her love
May the big guys continue to crash planes with no survivors
May we continue the salt mine from feminists, jews, betas, SJWS, Marxists, and the left
May your waifu keep you company, whether its a loli, ara-ara, monster girl, a Touhou, or a Nep
May Israel get fucked
May the heretics burn in hell and may the lord bless us
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY, user!!
P.S. Practice lucid dreaming or hands-free orgasm if you haven't already, its 100x better than the VR crap.
Get.
Trump 2016
Van get
Pokemon Go is cancer
High
Tech
Low
Life
suck up that black ICE Holla Forums
/cyber/ baybee
THE FOLLOWERS OF KEK HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THESE DIGITS!
Maki!
Daaaaaaamn
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KEK
E
K
THE GET HAS IT, KEK BE PRAISED
Cowtits get
PRAISE KEK
GAS THE KIKES! RACE WAR NOW!
MAKE OUR WAIFUS REAL
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
MAKE THE WORLD GREAT AGAIN
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KEK, GRANT ME MY WISH!
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IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO YEARS SINCE THIS BOARD'S CREATION, ONE OF THE FIRST THREADS WAS A LOLI DUMP AND I THINK WE NEED ANOTHER ONE!
Such fucking shitty gets, ban both of those retards for a year.
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It happened.
Praise kek.
Go home
GOOD ENOUGH
welp
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==
BOOOOOOOO
there we go
WITNESSED
Meme magic confirmed for existing
KEK WILLS OUR PRAISE
KEK WILLS OUR PRAISE
CZECHED
KEK BE PRAISED
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Yoko Taro geto!
lame shit
PRAISE
R
A
I
S
E
i expected it to be disappointing and i was still let down
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SUPER FAAAART
God-fucking-damn it it's that stupid Holla Forums meme.
I'm gonna off myself.
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Checked
Am I a cool kid yet?
OH FUCK
Lame.
gz
KEK LADS
Holla Forums get.
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DISAPPOINTING
TRULY WE ARE AMONG GODS
THESE NUMBERS CONFIRM IT
ALL PRAISE KEK
crash it
What a waste of GETs
Trump will lose
TWINTAILS ARE LOVE
ALL GLORY TO KEK!!!!!!
PRAISE KEK GOD OF ANONYMITY!!!!!
Congrats and summon that memeteor!
SNOW HALATION GET
HAIL KEK
God dammit I was literally two seconds too late. Two fucking seconds.
What a shitty and emotionless GET.
Shit gets
mark is a busta tho for real
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THIS SITE IS FUCKING SHIT
KEK VULT
I WANNA FUCK MEKA
Witnessed.
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THAT IS SO FETCH
lame as fuck, i'm going to jack off
KEK AKHBHAAAR
KEK AKHBAAAAAAR
KEK AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SO IT IS SAID
I AM SMUG
nice trips at least :^)
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oh well
LET HIM BE PRASIED
PRAISE BE TO KEK
What's your steam user?
PRAISE THE FROG GOD
Witnessed.
The glory of Kek will go on forever.
KEK GRANT ME A QT LOLI GF
PRAISE KEK
What a waste
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rabscuttle
Holla Forums ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
CAPITALISM WINS AGAIN !@@@
KEK
BULLY THE NONBELIEVER
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WITNESSED
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I'll take it.
Fuck you,
PRAISE KEK
praise kek, user
ABSOLUTE WIN
PRAISE KEK
how pleb can you be
thanks for letting us get to 10 mill mark and another 10mill to go
Damn right
MEME WAR VICTORY CONFIRMED
WHERE IS THE AMERICAN PSYCHO STREAM
PRAISE KEK
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Mark, can we change the header to PRAISE KEK?
No.
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Fuck
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HIS GLORY SHINES
KILL KEK
HE RUINED OUR MEMES
MEME WAR NOW
yes.
Radical.
PRAISE BE HIS NAME
High-energy get. 6.5/10 IGN.
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fuck off fag
Seconding this.
u wot m8
Post your count faggots.
KEK
Your memes are weak and will not survive the winter.
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DELETE THIS
Let this be the day known as the day Holla Forums and all the other faggots lost.
Praise kek.
>>>/reddit/
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yeah, everyone lost because the get was fucking shit
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Drink bleach Holla Forums
JUST
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This.
Come on Holla Forums, don't be a sore loser
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simply epic bro. got any rare peepees?
PRAISE BE TO KEK
Could Kek be real?
all this salt from Holla Forums
Let's laugh at the losers!
Rusty.Shackleford1933, I think.
I, a nameless Holla Forumslack was truly blessed this day.
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It pales in comparison to a real and refined meme like baneposting.
NOW THAT WE HAVE IMMERSED ALL THIS MEME MAGIC WHAT WILL WE DO WITH IT
Hahahahaha
RACE WAR
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whats going on?
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GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
THE MEMES JACK
You did good, user. You did good.
Kek answered our prayers and Holla Forums got butthurt
TODOGETE
Your kind don't deserve gets.
Facebook-tier meme got the get.
We wage war on the SJWs, game journalists, niggers, jews, the 3DPD, we must create a new age. Where man can meme freely and live peacefully with his waifu. Whomever she may be.
WE WILL CREATE A NEW WORLD
FOR MEMES
FOR KEK
Holla Forums CONFIRMED THE OFFICIAL BUTT OF EVERY COSMIC JOKE
PERMANENT SUICIDE WATCH
TOMORROW THE RACE WAR BEGINS
PRAISE KEK
Truly we are living in glorious times.
checked
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ALL GLORY TO KEK
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS
PRAISE KEK
Focus on channeling it towards a random location and see what happens, say… Jackson, Mississippi?
Keep an eye on the news.
It started few days ago.
Count to ten achievement: FAILED!!!
Stream?
THE FIRE RISES
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Kek blessed you with those mighty dubs anons
This failure is the most significant moment of my life
Praise him
This is just like Holla Forums's 6 million get- instant meme magic.
PRAISE KEK!
THE MEMES ARE WITH US
What a waste of a get.
ITT butthurts leftists and fedora fags who don't worship Kek
BANNER?
you were off by one, but the good off by one
PRAISE KEK
9999999 is what really matters, i belive in you
KEK IS LOVE
KEK IS LIFE
what was before this?
I was feeling like shit after a bad nap and then I saw this and the hype cured my soreness.
PRAISE KEK
Just send the money to the Trump Campaign.
well git online so I can give you the game
Bless you, user.
At least S NO HAH LAYY SHUN is back.
PRAISE KEK
will do.
JEW
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How do you have a bad nap?
KEK BE PRAISED
FUCKING BASED
what are you planning to do with this meme magic mark?
Sleeping on a dildo.
Get claimed by Uzume and all the Neps!
aw yiss
10 MILLION GET
Suddenly this thread went better than expected.
not this time
we'll get 11m
Nap too long and you wake up feeling sore and more tired than when you fell asleep.
kek
KEK BE PRAISED
K E K
E E
K E K
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add my shitty banner?
SHE'S AT THE RIGHT THICK:CUTE RATIO
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
i need this for shitposting
I love you.
I'd send him money, but it would be illegal for him to accept it. I have to do with channeling memes to him.
Sorry guys. I had to restart the server in the middle of your festival. You crushed it. Congratulations.
it is done, I donated 50 dollars to trump. also post show when this sticky dies.
I meant my name, fuck.
The wall just got $50 bigger.
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PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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P R A I S E
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fucking leatherhead
Step it the fuck up senpai
TODOKETE
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NONE CAN WITHSTAND KEK'S POWER
PRAISE KEK
God tier waifu, friends.
stretched_neppu_face.jpg
That's more than I expected. May the Emperor bless you, Mark.
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May the blessing of Kek shine upon Holla Forums and Holla Forums this day.
50 DOLLARYDOOS
Just a phone lagging 622 posts behind. I'm amazed that it still posted.
no problem fam
Its shit. I would have been so mad if this trash got the get.
Cant thing of a better thing to have been on this get. Best get in years honestly.
Every single one of our posts contributed to this moment, even the bad ones
I see, figured it was a phone or something mobile. (And thanks for summoning that image for me.)
Uzume a cute
GamerGhazi truly is a great place for salt and laughs.
Wow, he casted a spell and the lord delivered.
They're redditors and liberals, what did you expect? It's nothing but good salt!
now that shit ain't ballin
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Eh, could have been worse.
I've sometimes contemplated figuring out how many days have actually passed in the comic universe vs. how long that lazy retard has been making it for. It's taken what, 4, nearly 5 years, to walk from one town to the next? Does he not realize that he will fucking die of old age before anything interesting actually happens in his universe? Either hire some help and put out more content, or just give it the fuck up already.
may it shine bright
Donated to Trump? Really?
also the post show is on
NOW
not vidya
What? He was expecting $20? Why would he want $5 instead of a game?
This is very fun
EAT A DICK Holla Forums!!!!!
PERMANENT SUICIDE WATCH
TODOKETE
Wait hold up why are you calling me leftypol. I was a rand paul supporter.
SO GOOD
Still bad.
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because Holla Forums has a perpetual victim complex
I say it time and time again, I say it so much and it's so true:
PRAISE KEK
Understandable user. Understandable.
Typically the whole "donation" scheme this year has been dominated by Bernie, so that would naturally be a first guess.
Why are you contributing to a non vidya thread user?
And Holla Forums has a perpetual losing streak
UGH I CAN'T EVEN
COME ON
i can only hope
Best get I've seen in a while.
ARE YOU
SEEEERIOUS?
Very nice.
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Impressive
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Disappointing.
get out normy
HAIL KEK
THREAD THEME
THE TIME HAS COME BROTHER AND SISTERS
For you
this is now a lewd frog thread
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frog girls are for oral sex
Come on faggots, just 14 more posts and I'll have 2000 replies.
>>>/monster/ would be proud
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could have been far worse
I don't get it.
Live stream your suicide. Fucking cancer shit taste.
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Dear fucking god
normalfag
nice sample bro
How's summer break?
XD I love this new meme
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its just cancer, carry on
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WE HAVE TO CHANNEL THIS ENERGY INTO SOMETHING, IF THIS THREAD 404'S WITHOUT US CHANNELING OUR ENERGY INTO A CAUSE, WITHOUT US PERFORMING MEME MAGIC IT WILL BE LOST FOR EVER.
Brain storm faggots. What do we do with this pool of energy?
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send it to Todd
Fuck didn't mean to quote the first one.
he donated the money to trump so channel your meme energy there
Make Valve lose the gambling lawsuit
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Some days you get the frog.
Some days the frog gets you.
Make America White Again.
PRAISE KEK
BLESSING BE UPON THIS THREAD BROTHER AND SISTER,
you mission is to Build an alter to our god IRL, and post it, all you need is a small Frog statue and some candles pray to our god before you leave for work, Praise be kek, lord of the coming dawn, and the Rising of new life, and new begins
I want a PS4. Gime your power
Nice.
Jackson, Mississippi. I've got good vibes about this one.
we meme Hillary Clinton saying something incredibly racist and/or embarassing
Something bigger than the e-mails, like when Kelly Osbourne implied everything mexicans do is scrubbing toilets
praise kek
this
lork kek make Hillary save something idiotic live on tv, or when she debates Trump, whenever that is
How do you meme things into reality tho?
You just say it over and over again, Mussolini style?
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she gets away with all sorts of shit, why would this be any different? it would have to be something ridiculous like "i really fucking hate niggers" and not some slip of the tongue thing
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Have some sperg shoot Shillary so Trump wins by default.
For posterity.
ALL HAIL THE KEK
Man
look at this
nobody could talk his way out of this situation
this is the single most cringe worthy thing I have ever seen in my entire life
Guys you can't force behavior on a specific target with meme magic.
Meme magic is probability reality warping.
And you can't meme an event only a state of being.
If you want to fuck Clinton make memes of her being incontinent and shitting herself.
She already has health problems our meme magic can make it worse.
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
ALL OF THIS ENERGY WILL GO STRAIGHT TO MY DICK
I WILL BE POWERFAPPING FOR DAYS
Lol How?
I thought meme magic was something that defies logic
>>>Holla Forums776884
Man /leftypol is utterly assblasted
This faggot is right. Meme magic is not something we use, it's something we celebrate.
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the same way jews, feminists and nogs do. its kind of hilarious
Hahahaha what a bunch of impotent cocksuckers. No wonder even their magic commie betrayed them
Why are they here? Shouldn't they fuck off back to SA?
These are good, should we just pick one or channel them all?
Meme magic is a channeling of pure reality changing network of consciousness, meme magic happens when energy and large amounts of people put their mind to something.
why haven't you started already?
Their -tan is cute.
Someone should make a comic with her being corrupted by capitalism and becoming a sex-crazed slave of the mighty dollar
Make it happen!
Truly the most fitting waifu for them
SUMMON IT
it's so easy to get them rustled
doesn't feel fair
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why does it seem anyone who associates themselves with a political stance has paper skin?
OH SHIT
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No idiot, then Bernie would get back in.
I never made any comparation.
I'd honestly prefer Bernie be back in over Shillary, all things considered.
YEAR
OF
THE
FIRE
MONKEY
Nigga we've been there and back
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post cute vidya frogs
Fucking 100 percent anal annihilated
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That's weak as fuck tho.
Imagine it, the catgirl is in dire need of say, buying food, but their shitty economy doesn't provide, so this capitalist pig comes over and offers food/cash in exchange of blowjob/fucking her/assfuck, rinse and repeat, but every time she gets more and more corrupted by money.
I want this to happen.
Then draw it yourself.
there isn't enough butter in the world to butter the bread of assblastery baking on leftypol right now
it's fucking real!
Too busy.
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and this is
To Go
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that was a glorious day. Do you have the 8 million get? i wasn't there for it
why though? its kek
Gee I wonder
Holla Forums ALWAYS WINS
PRAISE KEK
Holla Forums, I'm failing to understand why you still haven't started up a getball team of your own yet.
getwatcher.net
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She's getting "corrupted" by nationalism, not by money, user.
We don't need scripts
Kek grants us repeating integers
There are not even describing words for shit taste this bad.
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Make karma real.
Why would you need scripts to form a getball team?
That too.
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Make me proud Holla Forumsacks
the one good post in the thread
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I can't wait
nihilism is giving me a raging erection
Sup Mike Ross.
cant complain
I bet you could whip out your dick and rub it all over her face and she wouldn't budge an inch.
Thank you, friend.
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the person who made this has no idea what its actually like to be a real Nihilist, its fucking great
Knowing Holla Forums, it was likely a 16 year old who just watched Little Miss Sunshine and decided to read Nietzsche.
Hi, Holla Forumsandcraft.
t. Walberto
you're probubly right
i bet half of the Faggots on left pol, havb't even had there fist existential crisis yet
I remember mine, i actually cried at the thought of not having a significant impact of the history of the world, i was also pretty narcissistic at the time, glad i got over that shit quick
But most importantly
I think they should have a new addition :^)
ill say founding gets go thats pretty good
Well meme'd kiddo's.
Not to mention no national socialism catgirl and no monarchism catgirl.
We're all witnesses!
PRAISE KEK
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I had a webm prepared for this get. Too bad it happened today when I was busy and away from home until just half an hour ago.
It could have topped my jackpot get (archive.is
Well now I just want to see it.
Post it asshole
kek. how Holla Forums
gl next time bro
I'm kinda worried about all of the Kek stuff backfiring on us. Could it be a trap by aliens or another god? Well for now we should enjoy it while it's good to us and see what happens. It could have a mind of its own but I doubt it.
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I'll adapt it and try to post it later in Holla Forums in something bumplocked, though I might get banned for it anyways.
This sure as hell doesn't beat the Moonman, Hitler doubleteam get.
Fucking this.
Wew lad.
Ur a faget
Good thing the thread was archived in time.
archive.is
Think of it this way cuck. How many Holla Forums memes are used on boards other than Holla Forums?
Once you have answered that question I ask you: how many Holla Forums memes are used outside of Holla Forums?
Y'all have no soul.
TODOKETE
We need to focus all of this meme magic into the waifu summoning portal. The chaos ensuing might also cause a political restructuring, it's a win win!
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If Holla Forums is good at 1 thing its being fucking astronomically butthurt all the fucking time, if they were good at 2 things the other thing would be not fitting in with the community they are trying to divide and conquer. lel.
KEK
What a disappointment
Why doesn't infinity.moe work for me?
I have flash, I don't block javascript.
We dont need it.
Wasn't going to say anything cause I was going to leave something fun for some one to find if they delved into that shit but, thank fuck I am not the only one who noticed it.
Stay mad Holla Forums
Holla Forums doesn't worship reddit frog
nice Hitlerdubs bro
might if it were a loli
Not to mention them saying that "Holla Forums stalks Holla Forums, not the other way around."
>23 results
No idea what you're talking about but thanks for checking my dubs
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>>>/reddit/
PRAISE KEK
MAY THERE FOREVER BE MEMES TO POST AND SALT TO HARVEST
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Cumyumism rots the brain.
GLORIOUS
We did it.
THESE DIGITS CHECKED FOR KEK. ALL PRAISE KEK.
The leftist lacks self awareness to such an extreme that they're never aware when they're protecting
test
PRAISE KEK!!!!
You keep mentioning that board for some reason. Care to tell us why you have such a fascination with it and why it's your first goto response if someone calls you a faggot?
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It makes people upset.
But of course a souless leftyfaggot like you wouldn't understand that motivation.
Why would an irrelevant board that has nothing to do with video games make people upset? Did you forget what board you're posting on?
Jackson, Mississipi will burn in the coming days
lmao
Holla Forums you're such a card
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I dont have any laughing animes grils saved, can someone help me out here?
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thx fam
So what does leftypol have to do with video games?
Is this a designated shitposting thread?
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Here you go, friend.
I get it now. Tell me next time when it's meant to be an offtopic funpost thread
lol
Next time maybe you should read the OP
You're our designated driver through your designated shitting street.
and hooray for overwatch too!
Honestly I kind of suspected the thread would look like Holla Forums or some raid, but I held out hope. Here's some smug anime girls.
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