______'s Lightning

What characters would fit under this definition?

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Aura dog aka lucario

People dislike Rashid?

NO MARIE NO BUY

rosalina

Not to the extent of total hatred like the other 2 I posted, but there is extra hate for him recently due to him having more screen time than any of the classic characters in SFV's new story mode.

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Not sure how much of the fanbase actually dislikes Lucario, but yeah, he's easily gotten into various non Pokemon DPPt games with ease, sometimes not even Pokemon games (such as Smash).

Also, I seem to remember there being something when BW released where for a limited time after the game's release, you could straight up download a Lucario. This being notable because part of Black and White's deal was that all the Pokemon in the game, at least up until beating the Elite Four (and barring DW, I suppose), were Unova only. Couldn't even catch a Pikachu before that even though that's pretty much been the series mascot (I think one appeared on an advertisement in Castelia City, though I could be wrong), and yet Lucario could get straight up downloaded from the start for early adopters of the games?

Why is he in a fighting game, Islam is a religion of peace

Why is lightning bad?

I never played FF13.
She's cute tho.

I think Nero from DMC4 also fits the bill, but he isn't hated nearly as much as Lightning or Donte
actually I would still prefer Donte over Lightning

Shitty marie sue character in a shitty story.
But despite that she had like 3 games dedicated to her

You people are forgetting this.

No one plays him at all. Probably because the demographic he represents is raping the world right now…

Fans ended up embracing Nero since they've seen a character that is alot worse than Nero himself. Now they know what a terrible character is like.

In the case of Pokemon Lucario would be the biggest offender

Yeah I'm sure the FGC is really engrossed in what's going on with the middle east.

Charizard wasn't added as a secret in Red/Blue Rescue Team, given to you as an egg in gen 4, thrown into Smash replacing Mewtwo, and shoved in your face in X/Y with a Mega Stone. Charizard is just popular.

nobody plays him because he's not very good

his theme is great though

Cute is really all she has, which still pisses me off because she doesn't seem like the type to care about such things.

You know how alot of characters can start out gruff and unlikable but once you peel away a couple of layers they become really decent, if not lovable? Lightning stays gruff, and bitchy for the vast majority of the game, and when they do finally peel back the layers she is the same underneath. That isn't to say she doesn't have some moments of warmth or empathy, but they always come across akwardly since you have mostly grown to hate her throughout the game.

Specifically, she is bitchy because a god-like beging forced her sister, Serah, into a sort of contract where she must do something and turn into a crystal or not and turn into a monster. When her sister confessed this Lightning didn't believe her, and then Serah ran off crying. Lightning really regretted this, and became a mega bitch for the majority of the game. Yes, she's bitchy because she was boitchy to her sister before she got turned into a Christmas tree ornament.

She also hates Snow, one of the only likeable characters, because he "is arrogant and acts like he's everyone's friend." Which I can tell you that for Snow that actually translates to "he's very confident and everybody likes him."

She only gets better at the end of the game (AKA the end of the tutorial). And by better I mean barely tolerable.

I did mention Donte in my spoiler, but at the time DMC4 released people were pissed at Johnny Yong Dante stealing the spotlight.

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Fuck I hate typing on mobile. Sorry for the spelling errors.

MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG

Also worth remembering that, even in the anime, that one XY gym leader joined Ash and co for maybe 6-7 episodes (I think), and she and her Lucario (which she could barely control when mega evolved) pretty much stole the spotlight from Ash during that time.

Also remembered that Nate had a Lucario in the animated trailer for Pokemon B2W2, though I expect that might have been more to hint at how they'd added a handful of non Unova Pokemon to be obtainable during the main game (the way Pokemon Platinum added some more out of region/post game Pokemon to the main region, like Houndour).

Half this thread is going to be characters people dislike cause a large portion of the opposite side likes them

The definition of a lighting is a character that NO ONE likes and his deeply/ has 0 character development and just a husk of a shell.

Reminder that AJ Styles, most likely the best, active, North American born wrestler in the world, is going to be used to make Roman look just…so strong.

You're wrong there, Styles is being used so that Cena can look strong.
Ambrose and Rollins are being used to make Roman look strong.

Lucha Underground is better anyways

Lightning is my favorite Lightning

I'm a New Japan guy myself, but Lucha is fun too. You should watch G1 Climax this year, it's pretty fucking stacked.

Also >checked

Just kill yourself already

She's the director's waifu, he took waifufaggoty to a whole new level.
She's also a massive unlikeable bitch which is fitting seeing she's from one of the worst games Square has ever churned out.

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fuck off back to halfchan you template posting piece of shit

This faggot right here!

Why are there so many poolanders in fighting games? Aren't they all supposed to be pacifists?

Raiden redeemed himself with MGR

She has absolutely nothing to offer. Shit personality, and flat as a board. Might well be the worst of all waifus.

Hey!

You can't talk that way about Toriyama's waifu! Do you really want him to make two-three more games with her in it to show you online?

OP

Everyone likes Rosalina and only two people including you like Daisy, stop pretending it's not true.

I thought about this one for a while and all that came up was poochy and this.

He's been shelved since 06, it's almost sad.

Nigga, Snow was the worst character in XIII. He fucked up and people died, and while it's true that he couldn't have seen it coming, he should still have shown a little remorse rather than skipping around and gleefully calling himself everyone's hero, five minutes later. This it why Hope had such beef with him (or at the very least, made the beef worse.

the situation with snow and hope is exactly the same as shinji and ken in persona 3, shinji and even wear a beanie except shinji you actually like and feel sorry for while snow is insensitive


IM GONNA MARRY LIGHTNING!

Nuh-uh I'm gonna

Greninja is the new Lucario

although people are fine with Greninja so it doesn't count.


Same with Rosalina

what do you think of 13? i think even the most hardcore lighting lover can admit that 13 was just bad even if they like her

yes

I already did, pic related.

Lightning is literally the only reason I finished the game and the only reason I bought the game again on Steam.

how is 13-2? i kind of wanted to get but it doesnt really have anything to do with lightning despite her being on the box. what does it have to do with lightning?

>there will never be a good lightning figure

absolutely haram

There are some 'gameplay changes' but it's pretty much the same thing. I originally wasn't going to get the game but decided to power though it so the I could play Lightning Returns when it was announced, but in all honesty XIII games are pretty boring so it's hard to get through one without my waifu.

I've still not played LR.

**Serah a shit*

why are you still here mariefag

Kojima's Waifu, not to mention that he likely fucked Joosten and thats probably the only reason she was even in the game.

Probably because Lightning doesn't have a good figure in the first place.

I don't think you understand how this works.

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Akuma is fine in a capcom game but in Tekken? Also Akuma owes Kasumi one, did he ntr Heihachi?!?

To be entirely honest, I probably would have liked Lightning more if she had at least been physically attractive. Granted, the overall FFXIII art direction wasn't particularly suited to make anybody look good to me, but still, fuller breasts and a bit more going on in the hips and ass would have done wonders. Lighting was way too flat and curveless.

BUILT FOR SEX

yeah especially since she is supposed to be a soldier or something so you she be fit at the very least

Fan's over time liked Nero as cool tech for his gameplay was found and the reveal that Virgil.JR at some convention.

It was finally confirmed?

Yeah like 2 years ago when the VA's were asked if any changes to the script were in.
They cut the part revealing it and the only part relating to it is that Nero's stand had something to do with it.

The only good thing about Donte is all the cgi porn of him taking it up the ass.

I mean, I don't really have any interest in her, but I don't know, I think she's cute enough.

Considering Burgh has an Arcanine in that trailer I'm pretty sure it's that. Growlithe and Rioulu are both able to caught early in the game with Rioulu being the only fighting type to use against the normal gym. Then again he's the rarest pokemon to run into and the only fighting type move he has is counter.

Either the shittiest taste or the shittiest bait.

Greninja is getting the Roman Reigns push right now, Lucario is old and busted.

God I hate this fucking cunt so much. Her so-called fans are obnoxious too. She is the definitive example of a terrible trend, a plague known to the world as the Saberface.

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Pure cancer.

Maybe if MGS2 was 2deep4u

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12 year old edgelords like him

She has fans, not a Lightning. Also
Awful, simply awful

This faggot right here. He does the same damn thing every game. I slaughtered him the first time I saw him in DS3 because I didn't want to put up with any more bullshit.

she's LETTING people see

So you're pissed that he shelved that remorse for the moment so he could get on with the situation he was in? You'd rather he mope around like a little bitch with survivor's guilt? There was enough fucking angst in the beginning of the game, we didn't need anymore.
And you can't tell me he felt no remorse after a while, because whenever it is brought up he immediately feels shitty again.
I don't know about you, but most humans try again after they make a mistake. And you already acknowledged that he wasn't directly responsible either. So why the fuck should he carry on like it's all his fault and give up? I swear you Lightning fags are fucking retarded.

Someone post the webm from the Sonic Boom cartoon with Eggman praising Shadow showing up

W E W

Lightnings are disliked by the MAJORITY, you donut. Patches is the best character in the series.

I love all 3 Mario Princesses in their own way with my dick

This entire game

I think its really cute but as Fateshit it stands to reason that she's shit and everyone who likes her is shit.

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You kikes better have 6 000 000 good reasons to make me stop, because my gas oven is ready coming for you.

That would be Lucario, since he's that one that got the majority of Mewtwo's moves.

13 is garbage, I played maybe six hours before dropping it forever. I like 13-2 and LR.


Because SE is too stubborn to hire a competent company like Alter or even Bandai to make figures for their IPs.

Wew, calm down, lad. All I did was point out that he's an unlikable character. People just don't talk about it because he's also forgettable.

You mean jewish.

Nigga, he knows that. The whole post is talking about lucario

Yeah, you're right. I have pic related pre-ordered, I'm not expecting much and I'm still ready to be disappointed.

wait does the player thief set have a metal shoulder pad? is this another dummied out npc-only set like petrus' and ricket's?

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Black leather have.


Are you going to cum all over it like weebs do with lewd figures ?

Also, where all the porn, fuck are you circle jerking around.

__'s Lightning threads are V's Lightning.

How is it so hard for a company with as much money as them to make decent figures?

Honestly I'd pay multiple hundreds of dollars for a Lightning Figma.

At least their jewelry is decent enough, even if it is overpriced.

order custom made if you want quality. iirc they start from 80k enn, depending on the master of course.

Game related chracters rarely get decent figures. Mostly only one what come in the "limited / special" edition.

There are plenty of top-tier girls in the Nasuverse. Red Saber is not one of them.

This is the truth. If your favorite character has a human face and isn't also in an anime don't expect a high quality figure or figurine. If your favorite character is a mech then *maybe*

There is decent lighting figure, as i said before - box editions.
Lightingfags can spend shekels on their waifu don't use link shorteners/8HqNw1


Depending on popularity, there is events in usa/ japan where independent manufacturers sale their limited figures.

You should post a pic of the decent Lightning figure you're talking about, because that's definitely not it.

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Wewlad

www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B00D7XRGTA/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdo_vCzGxbG6T5N38

It's or this or one from few posts above.

I want to meet the person willing to spend that much for a barbie doll dragged on asphalt for an hour then spray painted by a toddler.

That was a thing?

Trust me, PlayArts Kai are consistently awful figures. Skin that looks like stone, joints that don't make sense or are missing articulation, and they cost way, way too much money. There's a reason why all of the promo shots are in the dark, they look disgusting in person.

Even the three PAKs of Lightning herself aren't in scale with one another. The XIII one is big, then the XIII-2 one is about two heads shorter, then the LR one is even bigger than the XIII one.

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I'm not aware of the quality from this company. Think i onky have nendroid, they are very decent, ds3 box figure kinda okish, therefore i assumed that's there is some what of a "quality" standard.

Pretty much.

its a pretty good deal if you ask me

Problem with Zero is he's definitely a badass mentor to X in the first couple games (hell he dies in X1 and he's beaten to a pulp to regain his senses in X2 after being brought back) but it's really X3 and beyond that Zero starts to be overblown as Inafune wanting his OC to steal the show from the protagonist. Peaked in X5 where Inafune tried ending the whole series with a game where Zero goes virus-Super Saiyan.

lol but the fanbase loves Charizard.

Pokemon's fanbase isn't just autistic minmaxer tourneyfags.

So, like Poochie or Wesley?

disbitch

>Raiden is an awkward geek in MGS2, but otherwise a regular person albeit with a fucked up past

Still ended up rooting for the villain.

Mario is the biggest pimp in vidya.

>>>/gulag/

The hair looks looks awful, looks like it was straight up ripped from a Kai figure.

One good thing about Nintendo Jewing out is that there are plenty great Nintendo Figmas now.

no

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Feel like one of the reasons Lightning gets so much shit is because XIII was shit.

Hope became a good little bother to her.

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That's definitely a factor, I won't deny that. No way her awful debut game helps her. But there are definitely characters I equally dislike in other FF games that I loved, so I can certainly judge characters independently of their game overall.

I'm pretty sure I never would have liked Lightning no matter what. Even if FFXIII was great I still wouldn't have liked her visual design at the very least, absolutely no question there.

Ain't that the truth.

Solidus looks pretty good but he's the best looking one in the series. I didn't buy Raiden because he was expensive for looking like absolute ass from a rental box.

Auron looks alright too, Tidus looks like a tranny.

You'll have to excuse the shit quality photos, as I have a shit quality camera.

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real person here
Lightning is shit
there you go

I've resolved to get a BJD, it's just a matter of finding a head that matches.

Why do you keep buying these?

How the fuck does she expect to aim that way?

I actually bought them all in one day.

For Fire Emblem, there is not 1, but 3 Lightnings if you count Awakening
And Tharja is my favorite Fire Emblem Lightning and my waifu. :^)

How strong was the disappointment when they arrived?

Roman got popped for wellness. Now maybe he'll finally get that heel turn. Or they do a redemption story that no one will buy.

Actually i am. And i even look like her. Despite being male. I have serious feminine features. And since you tend to fall for people that look like your mother/relatives, i have the highest chance.

Doom 4's Doomguy.

Let's see

you know you cant post something like that and not post pics

ANYONE HAVE THE SMT:NOCTURNE VERSION OF THIS?

I've been looking for it for a while

M-MASTER I'M NERO CLAUDIUS, THE TYRRANICAL EMPEROR THAT MAYBE SET FIRE TO ROME, WAS INVOLVED WITH GREAT CONSPIRACIES AND LED A GENOCIDE AGAINST CHRISTIANS

I FED CHRISTIANS TO LIONS

I HAD CHRISTIANS BURNED ALIVE IN PUBLIC

B-B-BUT I HAVE NO REGRETS (even though I very clearly hate myself and everything I did because everything I say in confidence comes across as someone who flits between egotistical and suicidal) BECAUSE I LIVED GRAND AND HAVE PRIDE


PRIDE PRIDE PRIDE PIRDE PRIFE PRIDE

Look, I like Nero's design and personality, and I like that she genuinely stands on the precipice between "haughty midget" and "remorseful sinner", but

NASU IS A HISTORICALLY AND THEOLOGICALLY RETARDED HACK

I HATE when Jap writers run their gook fingers off about world events and theological concepts they overheard during an Evangelion wank session and think that's enough info to write a whole story around it.

Retarded. Nasu is retarded.
Saber Nero a cute, though

Did I mention that it's canonical that Saber Nero has an never-ending hymen?
She's a pervert but somehow a virgin and every time she's summoned she's a virgin again.

No, you fags. Despite being probably bi, i aint gonna post pics on Holla Forums. What if a friend of mine sees?

Friend keeps telling me im her twin, which i suppose is good? It would anyway take to long.

I would have to take pics, maybe set my hair, it would take awhile. I cba. Also its much more apparent irl in motion. Also i would have to shave my beard. Dont want.

Are you guys really that thristy for her that you would bang a dude who looks like her??

if i say yes will you post pics?

Just take it without the face. Seriously don't cop out now you faggot.

You're either a degenerate and/or someone curious to revel in self-destructive filth ad the predatory whims of others or you're not.

Anal sex is cancerous (literally) and promiscuity, let alone homosexual, let alone BIsexual promiscuity is damaging to the body, mind and soul. Don't even look at such perversion let alone consider it user.

They are depraved sodomites and/or harmless fagnons. Either way, the answer is depravity.

Also
stop using this term like this, you sound like a young black girl.
That's not writ in stone, though. Talk how you want, I guess.

FAGGOTS GET OUT
FAGGOTS GET OUT
FAGGOTS GET OUT
FAGGOTS GET OUT
FAGGOTS GET OUT

Bitch you're on Holla Forums, you ain't got no friends

Okay, I want to see pictures of HER now

Do it, you pussy

Except Lightning isn't forced and is a great character.

Haha, ok guys. Ill post one pic. Its a pretty old really edgy pic from when i was fucking around with a camera in the mirror. The beard there is terrible.

Dont get your hopes up too high, this pic doesnt come near to portray the accuracy of similiarty. Also, its like i said, a male version.

Im really fucking high right now, and i really hope nobody sees this.

Also, without the face? What the fuck? Thats the similiar part?

And to you. What the fuck is wrong with being Bi? double the fun. Are you a troll or some hardcore christian?

What the fuck am i doing. These drugs doe.

Yeah, I see Lightning

You've never seen a woman before, have you

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? I have Yanderes i have to hide from.

Nero actually did nothing terribly wrong, other then his piss-poor attitude during Rome's burning.
What's so wrong with that? They were pretty much all Jewish back then too, so it's beneficial even if you believe in the Bahble.

you look pretty manly so i dont know why you say you have feminine features

user, come on. There was more than that, even for the Romans.

You know nothing.

>Christians were pretty much all Jewish
The first Christians were Jews, and then Romans, Ephesians, Galatians, Ethiopians, Aarabs, Asians, etc. steadily grew amidst the explosion of Christianity. Even if you hated Jews for hate's sake, there were WAY more than only Jews being eaten, crucified, massacred and burned.

Secondly, the Jews who followed Christ were great and brave against the lunatic Pharisees and Saducees who ran the synagogues and literally hunted them down. These godless Jews were the first persecutors of Christians, then Rome kicked it in.

Funny how people forget this when they cry about the destruction of Jerusalem and the persecution of Jews by Romans later on.

Also, Jew is a Jew, as in race.
JUDAIST is a follower of JUDAISM, which is not a race but a false ethno-supremacist doctrine that, today, is not even what they believed back then. The Babylonian Talmud is blasphemy and the center of Judaism, the "holy Zohar", is a second century book integrated and eventually fully built upon by Kabbalists.

Bible


No, user asked that because this is the face of a man
It's not even a feminine looking man; you just got feathered hair and a pouty face.
You look nothing like a woman, let alone Lightning.

Also, to answer your idiocy here
You mean "legitimate"? And faith isn't even the subject here as any fool can plainly see the damage being a slut causes, even if you're a man.

Learn not to shove things in your ass like a genuine sodomite and stop getting giddy for attention from faggots
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>Anal sex can weaken your muscles down there, which makes it hard to hold feces.
I can't believe I have to keep repeating this.

Is this board overrun with actual asshole-obsessors and homophiles?

We're trying to have a Lightning thread, no need to be autistic

I thought we were having a Nero thread

it is a lighting thread with nero in it

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Cassie Cage, even if she does have a few fans.

The entire MKX Kid Squad qualifies, really, but it's Cassie that takes the fucking cake.

Nintendo's real Lightning. Her nickname on half/vg/ used to be "my bland-ass cousin". She was overshadowed in the popularity polls, despite being the Lucina of If. There was a running joke before the jap release, based on some screenshots and fanart, that she was going to be a huge bitch. She would have been more popular if she actually was.

Forgot to add that she has THREE different support sets and THREE different confessions with you. Other characters have one confession, and, at most, two support sets. And in those cases, one of those sets is if you're their parent. And in their Future Past 2 Electric Boogaloo DLC, her ghost is guiding everyone the whole time because obviously she needs to show up in it despite being FUCKING DEAD. In Awakening's DLC of that type, the person guiding you was god.

Never insult my waifu on this site again.

breasts are the whitemans fetish, user.

I meant to spoiler that.

everyone who likes lightning should come here >>>/light/

Hah, what did you expect, long pink hair? It was more apparent when i had blonde bangs. But i do actually look alot like her irl. and/or general anime protag. Which is a little annoying, cause it gives a bit of a gwyndolin vibe and its harder to be taken as manly.

Dont see how it was an insult.

Thanks, though thats what ive been told

Christian madness aside.

I see, well maybe its just that picture then. Cause trust me, all the homos are after me. And that must be cause of feminine traits.

Also, i would prefer to look like snow or some shit. But how the hell can you not see the similiarties.

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reminder that Jay Pinkerton is the only person on Valve's staff to date that has said anything on the matter of Pauling's sexuality, his actual bearing on the comic is questionable at best despite being credited as co-writer with Erik Wolpaw and he used to be a Cracked writer

Why would anyone care about some fictional character's sexuality? I'm surprised anyone has commented on it.

Hence "former Cracked writer", it's likely Pauling is Pinkerton's pet-character in specific and he's baiting or virtue-signalling by announcing an unnecessary facet of a character that won't ever show itself in the comic (and would raise questions about how an open lesbian would have gotten a right-hand-man position to one of the world's most powerful people in the first place given the time-period). I remember the artist didn't seem too happy about the proclamation when she was informed about it though I might be making shit up about that since it's been a while.

I'm not familiar with Cracked. What's the deal with it?
A cursory examination tells me it's just another clickbait site.

Used to have OK to great articles and source the living shit out of everything it claimed or wrote about and now it's full of unfunny hipsters (ie Pinkerton) and hemorrhaging money. It wasn't always clickbait.

It used to be a comedy magazine like MAD, now it's an SJW site

How much shit would I have to wade through to see these "okay to great" articles?

You'd need to go back two, three, four years in the site's archives to scratch the tail-end of 'em.

>hating Rashid
Faggot

Fuck that.

Sarah Palmer from the new Halo trilogy would fall under the description. She is hated by a lof of players (most of them are Bungie fanboys).
The writing is not that great but I like her and Lasky. She's voiced by Jennifer Hale so I see her as a renegade femshep.

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And I pointed out why you're a fucking idiot for thinking so. Bare in mind that I still would't put him in my top list of favorite characters, even if I narrowed the list down to just FF titles, but he was one of the only good things about that piece of shit game.

Now when I see someone shitting on Snow and fetishising Lightning that immediately tells me that that person has deluded themsevles with head-canon since she doesn't have a personality to begin with, and they don't hate Snow for their own personal reasons, but because she spends most of the game hating him.

TL;DR your waifu is a shit, please kill yourself.

Can I just fucking say Thrall is Warcraft's Lightning?

I aint even gonna post a fucking pic of thrall because fuck metzen in all seriousness

Rashid is literally the most over designed garbage character that has EVER appeared in SF.
I mean, he even has a fucking DBZ scouter.

I disliked Snow because of his self-righteous ego. It seemed as though there was going to be some character development during the rooftop scene with Hope and I was ready to like him, but he completely regresses in the very next scene he appears in.

thats true to some extent (the head canon part)

but i didnt like snow cause i hated how stupid he is and how he acts like he did nothing wrong

Meanwhile spaceslut is thrown into everything, it's not fair.

back2
>>>/Christpol/

Fuck off gook.